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Mon September 28, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two ways to get your tuchus in trouble quickly in Thailand: One, insult the tattooed King with a harem in Germany. The second? A bad yelp review
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Sun September 27, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "The wurst is over: why Germany now loves to go vegetarian"
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Sat September 26, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Man says Germany is just a limited liability company controlled by the Allied victors of World War II and the Rothschilds, then claims the German Throne as King
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Thu September 24, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"Macron's view is you cannot lie to the president of France as if he is some Russian peasant [or Donald Trump]," the source said. Subby added the bracketed part
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(DW)
 
 
 
Yes. No. (checks pic) Maybe so
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Wed September 23, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
California's Creek Fire is now single most massive wildfire in state's history, burning 286,519 acres in Fresno and Madera counties (so far)
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Sovereign citizens of Germany love Trump...Sieg Dummkopf
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
VW's new ID.4 crossover will compete with the Tesla model Y, except it will have 100 years of experience in manufacturing, actual dealers, full service networks, and will be built at five factories around the world
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Tue September 22, 2020
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Have you been horrified today? Well now's your chance
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
German Hospital cyberattack trail leads to Russia. Man, if I know soap operas, the hacker will turn out to be the long-lost evil twin of some character who died in season four
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Deutsche Bank says it's closing 20% of domestic branches due to the virus but vows to keep operations strong elsewhere where the graft is still healthy
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
As Europe stares down the barrel of the 2nd wave of the virus, tracing apps are looking like they're worth less than a truckload of dead rats at a tampon factory
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Mon September 21, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
There was a time when "To the best of our knowledge, the cases with a German connection have been dealt with and the necessary consequences have been drawn,"meant something. WAS
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Sat September 19, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Holy Street Bieber
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Fri September 18, 2020
(Ozy)
 
 
 
The Volkswagen car company's best-selling product is ... a sausage
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turkey to withdraw its vessel; says it will find the gravy elsewhere
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(Uncle Fest-er)
 
 
 
Get drunk at Oktoberfest this year from the comfort of your home. It will bring back memories of trips to Germany, previous holidays, prior Tuesdays, Wednesday, every morning in 2020
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Thu September 17, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Navalny's colleagues say a novichok-tinged bottle was found in his hotel room, won't go so far as to comment on any mint on the pillow
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Florida Woman faces 10 years in prison for infecting 23+ people and exposing 710+ people during on a bar crawl in Germany, while she waited for her Covid-19 test results. "I'd like to take the time now to thank everyone for coming to my rona party"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hail to the King, baby: 20 concubines holed up in a hotel in Germany, a fleet of private aircraft at his disposal, $30 billion in plundered wealth, and a law back home punishing critics of his family and pets up to 35 years in jail
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
A man and a horse walk into a pub
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Wed September 16, 2020
(DW)
 
 
 
None of the Nazis discovered working for the German police showed any outward signs of goose stepping
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
2/3rds of American adults under 40 don't know 6 million Jews were murdered during the Holocaust
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Trump, Xi, and Putin (in that order) are the least trusted global leaders during the pandemic according to Pew. Pew? Pew
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Germany will take in Lesbians
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pew poll finds world opinion of the U.S. is at an all-time low for some reason. Pew pew P.U.
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Tue September 15, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalny posts picture of himself in a hospital in Germany and says he is breathing on his own
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Mon September 14, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Come see the match, get a free Covid test
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The hospital where he's being treated says Navalny is making further progress and can leave his bed at times; still not a fan of tea
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
"Scientists just completed one of the most comprehensive investigations of Earth's climate history-and the findings aren't favorable. They found that the planet could eventually warm to levels it hasn't reached in at least 34 mil. years." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
New Order and Adidas are teaming up for a clothing line, all because of that bizarre logo triangle
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
BBC journalist impressed with plucky yobs when they interrupt his live report with their "Matrix glitch" troll
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Sat September 12, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Next generation consoles might be capable of running Crysis at max settings. But have no fear, Crysis Remastered will bring them to their knees
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Fri September 11, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Russian police request permission to question poisoned Putin critic Alexei Navalny, pinky swear they'll be nice to him
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Thu September 10, 2020
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Just face it, people with the last name of Fillmore don't make great politicians
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
At what stage of dementia do patients begin seeing nonexistent auto plants in swing states?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Mike Pompeo has an O RLY moment: "Substantial chance" Russian officials are behind Russian opposition figure Alexei Navalny's poisoning
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Wed September 09, 2020
(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
Even Elon Musk Is Impressed By The VW ID.3
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
You know who ELSE was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize?
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Tue September 08, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Nazi love spreading back to the source: American Furher emerges as inspiration for Germany's far right
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
250,000 Coronavirus cases now linked to Sturgis Motorcycle Rally, a worst-case scenario super spreader event
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Mon September 07, 2020
(Kottke)
 
 
 
Eric Godal, a German Jew who escaped Nazi Germany in the '30s, drew a series of famous cartoons to warn Americans of fascism before the War. These cartoons have been updated for 2020 and none of the words needed to be changed
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Sat September 05, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Crowds flock to a church in Germany to hear a song change chord for first time in seven years
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Student walks pony from Spain to Scotland so she can take it to university. She will study agriculture, but the pony's major is unknown
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Fri September 04, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Table tennis events returning in November in China and basement rec rooms everywhere
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The town of Hamelin in Lower Saxony, Germany, employs a professional Pied Piper to promote tourism. Some people don't know the fable and think he's a court jester, a superhero, a gender-fluid woke SJW, Robin Hood, or... wait a sec; back up one
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not normally news: British teens go on ten-day holiday in Crete, bring several communicable diseases back home. News: It's 2020 - take a guess
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Thu September 03, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House condemns attempted assassination of Navalny. Trump uncharacteristically silent
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Germany v Spain is the headliner today. Friday has the Czechoslovakian derby, followed by England v Iceland and Portugal v Croatia on Saturday. This is your UEFA Nations League discussion
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You can now pay your Swiss taxes in bitcoin. Some people (and governments) are not neutral over this
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russian explains to the West it would prefer not to be sanctioned for all the poisonings
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Oxford University Press)
 
 
 
Since then, we've had a few confined geniuses
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Navalny poisoned by Novichok? No vacking way
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia asks Germany for copious details of the poison tests on Navalny. They're really curious as to how they screwed up this time
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Tue September 01, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
With the ashes cooled and horses well down the road, German lawmakers are launching their probe into the collapse of Wirecard
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Mon August 31, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Children are spreading the coronavirus at nearly three times the rate as the population over-all. Good thing there's nothing going on which would put a bunch of them in close contact with each other
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Sun August 30, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
German anti-COVID-19 restrictions protesters tried - and briefly succeeded with - the "storm government building" tactic that has so been successful in the United States. Unlike U.S. police, however, German police had no sympathy for such behavior
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Sat August 29, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by their German counterparts, anti-lockdown plague rats descend upon London, call coronavirus a 'hoax' at maskless rally
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Wed August 26, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes... like your Model 3 wiper control being ruled illegal in Germany
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Tue August 25, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mysterious radio burst from space repeats at time astronomers predicted. Most seem to be telling you why Glorthmoth is a terrible candidate and why Lyquisis is the best candidate for office. "I'm Lyquisis and I approve this message"
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Mon August 24, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Luftwaffe 1
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Russian doctors now claiming to have saved Kremlin critic Navalny's life after poisoning, head doctor of Siberian hospital soon to come down with sudden illiness in 3.. 2.. 1
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(KRCG New Bloomfield)
 
 
 
Graham is charged with t
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Placido Domingo vows to clear his name after being accused of rock star behavior
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Sun August 23, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Belarus is starting to look a lot like East Germany right before they tore down the wall
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
UN Security Council to U.S.: "Go fetch your shine box and let the adults handle things"
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Sat August 22, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hope none of them drank any tea
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Fri August 21, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Alexei Navalny eschews "best doctors in the world," flies to Germany for treatment, still in coma
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Thu August 20, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Money for nothing and your checks for free
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Are you the rightful owner of this Nazi-looted French painting? If you are, please contact the World Peace Centre in Verdun, so you can go pick it up
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dogs in Germany are about to be a lot happier
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Wed August 19, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1934, Adolph Hitler was elected president. They say history never repeats, but it's got a good beat you can goose step to
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(Axios)
 
 
 
"U.S. officials believe that the renewal of international sanctions will lead Iran to withdraw from the nuclear deal - and likely make it impossible for Democratic nominee Joe Biden to put the deal back together if he wins the November"
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Mon August 17, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Shudder extends its terrifying reach to Australia and New Zealand
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Luftwaffe will host Israeli Air Force jets in the skies over Germany for commemorative Operation "Sorry About That"
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Facebook algorithm 'actively promoting' Holocaust denial, according to new research. I DID see this coming
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just got a sodastream. What do you use for flavoring/infusion? Hoping for calorie-free or low-cal options
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Sun August 16, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
German food company Knorr will change the name of "gypsy sauce" to "Paprika Sauce Hungarian Style" to avoid sounding racist. Cher, tramps and thieves unavailable for comment
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Sat August 15, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Burning your bridges makes it hard for your allies to come to your side
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Fri August 14, 2020
(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
The EU is throwing away its...shot
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Your dog wants a bigger doghouse
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Thu August 13, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
Swimming swine startles Schönberg sea-siders
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Wed August 12, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
At least the US doesn't have the best (or worst) recession
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Tue August 11, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Largest cocaine laboratory ever found in the Netherlands could produce more than 400 pounds of cocaine PER DAY (w/pics)
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Iran sentences two men to ten years in jail for spying on "nuclear, missile, nanotechnology, or medical fields," apparently unaware that the rest of the world has advanced beyond the agrarian phase of nuclear missile production
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Sun August 09, 2020
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Do you know your history? Can you tell us the name of the most important battle of WWII? Rhetorical question, your answer will be wrong no matter what it is
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
France, Germany leave WHO talks due to US involvement
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Germany, France, and Poland urge for a free and fair election in Belarus. Notice who said nothing
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Naked German man chases wild boar through public park after it stole his laptop. Bonus: Germany has a pro-nudism FKK movement. Flabby man ass pics may be NSFW
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
"The bottom line seemed to be that Trump is promising four more years of "jobs" and of stopping US allies, especially Germany, from "ripping us off." And that's it"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Wick 5: Assignment Miami Beach will begin back-to-back with John Wick 4: The Voyage Home
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Germany: Dim your lights. Save the insects
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Thu August 06, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Germany begins requiring purity tests and papers in an effort to control ze contagion
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Wed August 05, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Asked for a FOURTH time, on Fox News no less, about what his second term agenda would be if reelected, Trump only managed to squeeze out a popcorn fart, and go on to complain about Germany being a NATO deadbeat
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
BMW lost 212 million euros due to coronavirus pandemic. Did they look under they couch? They should always look under the couch first
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sweden's Q2 GDP drop was its worst in modern history - and it still performed like a Viking compared to its Euro-neighbors
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Tue August 04, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Retired Army Col. Douglas Macgregor as new ambassador is a great pick by the Trump administration for Germany...1930s Germany
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(The News International)
 
 
 
Forecast in Germany is for partly COVID cloudy with a possibility of light death clearing up by 2021
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Inside EVs)
 
 
 
Windshield wipers on the touch screen might not be the best idea. Bet you wouldn't find that on a German car
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Sat August 01, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Put on your masks, ya deutschebags
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
It's nah news, it's CNN
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(Inside EVs)
 
 
 
Tesla Model 3 driver crashes while fiddling with touchscreen to adjust wipers. German court finds him liable for using "an electronic device" while driving, fines him €200 and suspends his license. He should've just used the signal stalk... oh, wait
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Enough already Stork, you are messing with mine beer
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The story of the COVID outbreak that began in a French bar. You could say it was a *pinky to lips* pandemic at the disco
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Coronavirus got knocked down but got up again, just like Chumbawumba
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Thu July 30, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Baby red panda born in Berlin zoo. I repeat, baby red panda. This is not a drill
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Is Trump a sociopath? 'He certainly acts like one'
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Germany's economy makes a tough deutschlanding
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Wed July 29, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Deutsche Bank reports a small 2nd-quarter profit despite loan losses, mostly from its laundering and international graft departments
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Putin to withdraw 12,000 US troops from Germany
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(Electrek)
 
 
 
It's purple
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Once again the Fox news booking department is serving double duty as the White House personel office, as Trump taps yet another frequent Fox News guest for a government post. This time retired Army col. Douglas Macgregor to be ambassador to Germany
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Germany says Google can remember search results to news articles it was asked to forget, citing the well-documented "Fark: No Fact Is Too Obscure or Forgotten" treatise
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Well, there's Spam, egg, smallpox, and Spam; that's not got much Spam in it"
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Mon July 27, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The rest of the world looks at the US's response to Coronavirus and mocks us
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Germany: "Nein, Hosenscheisser"
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Sun July 26, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
German cruise ship 'tests the water' during the coronavirus pandemic with short cruise to nowhere. Only tests 1200 passengers temp with simple questionnaire. This won't end well
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Star cluster closest to our solar system is slowly dying. Astronomers recommend we keep 150 light years of social distance from it at all times
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Berlin's bondage brothels can reopen, but masks are mandatory so make sure you can mumble the safeword
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Wirecard scandal has the EU rewriting its financial tech rules and hordes of lawyers scurrying into darker, scarier corners in search of darker, more crooked loopholes
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Researchers studying how to keep crowds socially distant at concerts ask Nickelback how they've done it for years
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Not News: CEO arrested. Still not news: For fraud. Somewhat newsier: Arrested again. Holy Fark: For his part in a $3.7 billion scheme, causing the company to close its doors
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The US is flunking its collective cognitive assessment
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
No wonder the US remains so deeply boned
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Now that he's essentially elected for life, Putin's stated goal to make Russia one of the top 5 economies in the world somehow just fell out of a window
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In a punk band? Find this kid
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(Motor 1)
 
 
 
Off-road 911? Shut Up And Take My Money
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
With new safety regs in place, cruise ships to begin waltzing up and down the Danube again
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Which country will emerge King of Coronavirus mountain?
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Grandpa WASN'T lying - they did have cars that ran on wood back in the day. Photochopped pics in the article
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Fri July 17, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Germany's Black Forest Rambo finally caught... he's like the American Rambo, but with an extra layer of cherries soaked in kirsch
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1945, President Truman recorded his impressions of Stalin, who refused to admit he talked like that
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Germany calls it like it is
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Wed July 15, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Tremendous subsidies on electric-car leases make Renaults free in Germany. France surrenders
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Squeeze over the crowd limit in Corona times, better have that 25 grand ready for the fine. Some places take health regulations seriously and you may find they won't think its cool when your app invites 500 to show up to your pad
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just some incredible pictures of the first World Indigenous Games in 2015, a much happier time when athletes played dodgeball with arrows and hockey with flaming balls
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
That which kills Carnival's passengers can only make it stronger
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
German scientists schwabing recovered Covid patients for antibodies fear that those antibodies may not last long
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(Reuters)
 
Boobies
 
German prostitutes are ready to reopen
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Poland exit polls are out, Duda, Duda
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Germany to change its financial oversight laws now that the Wirecard horse has fled the barn, been sold and turned into dogfood, and the barn has been burned down and the ashes raked into the still-smoking earth
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing. Just Barack Obama tweeting out an article discussing how Germany de-Nazified after the fall of Hitler
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Thu July 09, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
The world's first collectible crypto coin has been released in Lithuania. The Franklin Mint is pissed
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
As long as Turkey is still threatening to leave NATO, maybe it's time to take them up on that
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Julian Edelman responds to DeSean Jackson's anti-semitism with the most adult response subby has seen in years
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Tue July 07, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Lufthansa: Thanks for the bail-out. Oh, BTW, we're gonna need 20% of management to not let the door hit you in the backside on your way to the unemployment office. Yeahhhh, that'd be super
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Berlin public transit bans deodorant to encourage proper mask usage. Paris public transit says, "Way ahead of you, mon frére"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A trip to the hospital with snake-bitten tongue is no way to end your bachelor party
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Two weeks in the UK this summer? Better make it three so that you can spend at least one week outside of your quarantined hotel room
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The head of Germany's financial watchdog calls the accounting scandal at Wirecard "a massive criminal act." The Germans, they do have a way mit ze words
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(MSN)
 
 
 
TP? pffft. PPE? Old hat. Food staples? We've had our fill. The latest in viral hoarding hotness? cash
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Space.com)
 
 
 
A Chinese satellite observed the 2019 solar eclipse that spelled doom for the entire planet Earth
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's not politics, it's science. One graphic explains why the EU doesn't want any American tourists
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"One graphic explains why Americans are facing an EU travel ban". Difficulty: it's somehow not the picture of the MAGA-hat wearer with his mask pulled up over his eyes
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Mon June 29, 2020
(DW)
 
 
 
Germany's version of the Dallas Cowboys is not impressed with their billionaire owner and are looking to fire him
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Sun June 28, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1914, Austria's Archduke Ferdinand was assassinated. And they all lived happily ever after
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Poll finds most British people want to stay in EU. If only they could vote on that in some kind of referendum to stop this Brexit idea dead in its tracks
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Atomic Scientists Bulletin)
 
 
 
Can you become immune to COVID-19 by finding a hair in a Bible? Are criminals in Germany distributing free face masks laced with narcotics to exploit and rob citizens? See the Infodemic Monitor
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Looks like the coronavirus prefers meatpacking plants as an outbreak in Germany forces part of the country to go back into lockdown
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Having no other things to work on, scientists create bigger, better, stronger...monkey brains
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
Before pandemic, sales of Czech Budvar, the 124-year-old true "Budweiser" brand, hit a record
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy birthday Robocop. Sequelly good bonus: It's Nancy Allen's (Murphy's partner) birthday too
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
As if Trump wants to slap $3.1 billion in additional tariffs on goods from the UK, France, Germany and Spain. Items include olives, coffee, chocolate, beer, gin, some trucks and machinery
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Tue June 23, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1940, Adolf Hitler toured Paris, at the start of yet another European vacation cut short by aggressive tourists from Russia, Great Britain, and the United States
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
German economy will shrink 6.5% this year due to the coronavirus pandemic
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Mon June 22, 2020
(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
Tesla figures out yet another way to increase sales
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
How does John Bolton hope history remembers his former boss? "As a one-term president"
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Fark it. It's a rental
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
BMW cancels their lease on 10,000
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(AP News)
 
 
 
So there's a method to his madness? Ends to our global friends? A custom to his corruption? A craft to his graft? An instruction to our destruction?
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Audi's head of R&D takes the wheel
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
$2.1bil missing is not an "accounting error" or "overzealous staffer"
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Aubrey Huff's proposal is acceptable
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The UK has fined the London branch of Germany's Commerzbank $47mil for failing to prevent money laundering. That's just the cost of doing business these days. Just ask DeutscheBank
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Tue June 16, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
There was no mention of hamsters or elderberries
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A quick and dirty Bundesliga thread? Bayern Munich travels to Werder Bremen with a chance to clinch the title. Freiburg hosts Hertha Berlin, Union Berlin hopes to get points vs relegated Paderborn. Action starts now on FS2 and streaming
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(WMDT Maryland)
 
 
 
In Germany pets with ze virus now must be reported regardless of zeir papers
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
My flag boy and your flag boy, sitting by the fire. My flag boy told your flag boy... Suck it, my flag WON
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
It turns out Trump decided to withdraw almost 10,000 troops from Germany because someone slighted his ambassador, who is a yuge Trump supporter. The military brass was not consulted
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Masked Germans touch down in Mallorca for tourism pilot." This sounds so much more exciting than it really is
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Thu June 11, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Airline Lufthansa puts 22,000 on the unemployment train
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Swiss federal officials will soon have to take the train - not a plane - where available for work trips as their government reaffirms its neutrality, in this case to carbon
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Wed June 10, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Gallant Germany with its educated scientist leader is turning excess renewable energy into hydrogen for cars and trucks. Goofus US with its painted clown imbecile flinging poo on the walls is still rolling coal
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Our kidneys go downhill along with the rest of us
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Nearly two dozen House GOPers ask Donnie to NOT be a dipsh*t regarding troop withdrawals in Germany. aintnothinggonnahappen.gif
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Despite the bearish market conditions, Fiat Chrysler to resume Panda production on June 16
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Three-headed tail wags German bank dog
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Tue June 09, 2020
(DW)
 
 
 
Why try to compete in the natural gas market, when you can get the President to threaten sanctions instead?
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Mon June 08, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The whole world is watching, the whole world is protesting 🌍🌎🌏
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(DW)
 
 
 
Lufthansa promises not to do another "no backsies" if you fly this summer
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
US withdrawing troops from Germany. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Bundesliga)
 
 
 
Bundesliga Sunday thread. Union Berlin - Schalke at 9:30 AM ET, followed by Augsburg - Koln at Noon
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Brexit negotiations deadlocked, little time left to reach an agreement, UK businesses completely unprepared for no deal. Yes, again
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Putin talks to Trump. Trump withdraws troops from Germany. You can't explain that
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is apparently afraid of gay chairs
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
What's crazier than Crazy Bread? Believing Little Caesars pizza is good? Nope, apparently it's stuffing Crazy Bread with moar cheese then baking and bathing it in butter-flavored sauce and parm
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Silly gator, space is for Bob and Doug * Germany to hold a rocket competition. No word if London will be evacuated * SpaceX: Boom today, success tomorrow * Exos: Boom today success today * Vega to return to flight * Russia leaks on South America 🚀
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Germany is forcing all its gas stations to provide electric car charging. Some say this is shocking, others say it's fulfilling their destiny
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Sweden's chief epidemiologist: Hmmm, maybe we should have tried a lockdown after all
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Scientist admits Sweden could have handled the coronavirus outbreak better, possibly by doing something, anything
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Only the penitent man will pass
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Who wants to forget all this stuff and go hunt for treasure
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Monchengladbach host Union Berlin at 9:30 AM ET, followed by last place Paderborn hosting 2nd place side Borussia Dortmund at Noon. It's Sunday morning football from Germany. This is your Bundesliga Discussion Thread
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Little child says he didn't want to play with those guys anyway
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