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Tue January 18, 2022
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1919, the post-World War I peace conference began in Paris in the hopes of finding a lasting peace in Europe. And as we all know, that worked out swimmingly
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Mon January 17, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The butler did it
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Sun January 16, 2022
(Some German Expat Guy)
 
 
 
THIS is what the Founding Fathers meant with "separation of Church and State", among other things
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Fri January 14, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ohio Republican did not see that backlash coming
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Thu January 13, 2022
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Poland: Europe is closer to war than it has been in 30 years. Also does not like being stuck in the middle with Germany and Russia while the Stealers Wheel song plays on the soundtrack
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Wed January 12, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Narrator: "Yes, they do"
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Tue January 11, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Iowa's Senate President Jake Chapman (R-1930's Germany) opens legislative year by calling for book banning and criminalization of "sinister" teachers
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
At least they found a use for that giant tongue
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Wed January 05, 2022
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple cancels all 2022 holidays for Australia, the UK, Spain, Germany, Portugal, Sweden, Denmark, and other countries. And so it begins
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
One of the January 6 terrorists compares herself to a Holocaust victim
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Mon January 03, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Baa-ram-ewe, Baa-ram-ewe... Vac-cin-ate, vac-cin-ate... Baa-ram-ewe
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1521, Martin Luther was excommunicated from the Catholic Church for his defiant nailing of the 105 *whoops* *crash* uh, 95 theses to a church door
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Fri December 31, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Germany shuts down half of its nuclear plants. Not great not terrible
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Thu December 30, 2021
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
No thanks, I'll just take my chances on bad luck all year
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Americans stick their fingers in their ears and go "la la la la, I can't hear you, la la la la" when non-Americans point out these 25 things. Number 1 is the reason for number 6
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Wed December 29, 2021
(International Ice Hockey)
 
 
 
World Juniors Day 4. Will the Czechs produce a chess pun against Finland? Will anyone comment on the similarity of the Slovak and Russian flags? Will Canada reenact Vimy Ridge against Germany? Will Team USA even get to play? Action starts @ 2pm ET
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Tue December 28, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Do you still love your first car? Subby would love a good version of his first car...not the beat to crap version he actually owned
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Germany moves one step closer to celebrating 4/20. Of course, some people have a problem with that
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Mon December 27, 2021
(International Ice Hockey)
 
 
 
World Juniors Day 2. Will Austria ice an emu against Finland? Will the Swiss neutralize Russia? Will Germany Sudetenland the Czechs? Will Sweden make meatballs of Slovakia? Will the thread get to 20 posts without the US or CAN playing? 2pm ET on NHLN
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Sun December 26, 2021
(International Ice Hockey)
 
 
 
While the NHL is on hold due to Covid issues, the World Juniors begin in Edmonton and Red Deer in front of half-filled stands. It starts at Noon ET with Finland v Germany, followed by Russia v Sweden, Czechs v Canada, and USA v Slovakia
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Fri December 24, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Phone call from intoxicated man leads German police to a stash of weapons and an altar-like collection of Nazi memorabilia, causing a führer
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Concern grows in the Netherlands that some onanists are having too many children, fear said children will meet and reproduce
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Thu December 23, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Failure becomes success
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Sort of regrets? SORT OF REGRETS?
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Sat December 18, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sad: Man who created Transformers dies. Also Sad: Man who invented the poker "hole cam" for televising poker tournaments dies. FARK: They're the same guy
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Fri December 17, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Consumer Financial Protection Bureau: we're going to take a good hard look at the exploding "Buy now, pay later" industry just to make sure everything is on the up and up. Investors in Affirm: SELL Mortimer SELL
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Thu December 16, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
News: The British military has shot down its first enemy aircraft in nearly 40 years. Fark: It cost £200,000 to take out the small drone. Bonus: They used an Asraam, just like your mum
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass polar bear cub born at Scottish wildlife park but looks ridiculously cute in its wee bebbeh bear kilt
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Police discover right wing plot to kill governor. Difficulty: Not Michigan
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Sun December 12, 2021
(National Today)
 
 
 
*Holiday not available in United States
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam. Why they changed it I can't say - but in black & white it looks better that way
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Thu December 09, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Germany warns Russia will pay a price if it enters Ukraine, which probably sounded a lot more menacing in the original German
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(MSN)
 
 
 
$3,000,000,000,000
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Wed December 08, 2021
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Auf wiedersehen, Angela
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In today's "This is fine" news, Germany just recorded its highest daily COVID-19 deaths since last February
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scholz takes over as German chancellor, claims it's been a long time, more than a feeling
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Sun December 05, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
On today's edition of Mad Lib or real headline: "I Visited An Abandoned Nazi Vacation Spot After My $600 Minivan Stranded Me In Sweden"
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Thu December 02, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Google Maps users stumped over house built in the middle of a Berlin Airport runway, Nazi theories now landing and taking off (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Conspicuous in its absence: beast
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Wed December 01, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
WWII not quite over in Germany as a 550 pound bomb explodes in Munich
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Tue November 30, 2021
(DW)
 
 
 
German police shut down unauthorised vaccination centre but not before 50 people received the unofficial vaccine invented by the doctor administering them
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Filthy poors, America is busy protecting you from asteroids and stuff, so no welfare for you
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Hawkeye misses the bullseye. Is that a spoiler or a review?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Euro zone inflation hits a record 4.9% for November before Omicron crashes the party
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(National Review)
 
 
 
In Germany, you must be fully vaxxed to kill yourself
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Mon November 29, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
She told you she was hardcore
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The omicron has hit the fan
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Sun November 28, 2021
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man sets world record with his balls
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Fri November 26, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
GOP warms up to blame Joe Biden for rapidly falling oil prices that will kill those mom and pop companies like Exxon and Chevron
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a move that will surely not annoy those that pay for Paramount+, Star Trek Discovery to air for free on Pluto TV in some markets
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Wed November 24, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Angela Merkel's husband lashes out at faule, nichtsnutzige Impfgegner
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Fri November 19, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Austria imposes nationwide vaccine mandate, goes into lockdown
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Thu November 18, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN takes a Tesla out on the streets of New York to test its full self driving mode. How did it go? Well, let's just say Elon fans have their work cut out for them. Ride, White Knights of the Musk Table
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Wed November 17, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you are looking forward to the new season of Star Trek: Discovery, hope you don't live on most of Earth
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sydney Powell wanted to unleash the Kraken on Germany
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Tue November 16, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
It's fortunate that General Flynn couldn't find somebody at DoD better than Ezra
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Today in 1979 the world's greatest composer of pop songs released the worst Christmas song ever recorded
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
If your coup plot fails, don't be a quitter. Try and try again
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Mon November 15, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A vaccine that could reverse and even prevent Alzheimer's all for just £15 a dose? Here comes the science
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Shell dropping its Dutch rudder, sailing to UK tax haven shores
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Fri November 12, 2021
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Flashback .... No, flashfoward. British troops headed to Poland
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
We should be doing this: lockdowns just for the unvaxxed - go be a plague rat in your own house and stop infesting everyone else
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Wed November 10, 2021
(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Are you one of those sickos who enjoy drinking orange juice right after brushing your teeth?
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(ET Cahada)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks' favorite Tom Hanks movies are Cloud Atlas starring Tom Hanks, A League Of Their Own starring Tom Hanks, and Castaway starring a volley ball
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Half of the British population do not know that 6 million Jewish people were murdered when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor during the holocaust
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Mon November 08, 2021
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Don't want a speeding ticket? Drive really, really fast
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(Time)
 
 
 
Nuclear power is gaining ground in the fight against climate change
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Sat November 06, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japan and Germany expand military ties. This is not a repeat from 1940
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
I would say, "before you go to bed tonight remember to set your clocks back," but most clocks these days automatically do that. This is your official Fark bi-annual biatching and moaning daylight saving thread
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Fri November 05, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
What's long and black and fun to play with?
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Wed November 03, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Boston Dynamics' robot dogs are cool, but do the have a practical use? A power plant in Germany is finding out
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Mon November 01, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Germany lifts ban on GoldenEye64, fueling hopes it could come to the Switch. Oddjob still a wonderful choice in multiplayer
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Sun October 31, 2021
(Summit Daily)
 
 
 
Well, here's the latest from 1921, I think this represents a time shortly after the "Spanish Flu". Highlights are the large cannon, dredge repairs and the church celebrating Halloween
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Thu October 28, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
German Authorities are not sure if the table was wiped down before the schnitzel was served
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Vlad passes gas and an entire continent sees relief
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Wed October 27, 2021
(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Guess who is no plague rat anymore
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Uncle Sam files the paperwork to drag screaming and clawing Stinky Cat back to the US
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Ronald is a happy McClown today
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Tue October 26, 2021
(Dutch News)
 
 
 
Walrus enjoys some hot walrus-on-walrus-class action
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(New Haven Register)
 
 
 
Germany's newly elected parliament convenes for first time (not)surprisingly insurrection-free
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Fri October 22, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The UK's Covid inaction is irritating neighboring countries
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Thu October 21, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cum-cum and cum-ex are not only great was to screw over your ex, they are a great way to evade tax
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
If you had the militarization of the Poland-Belarus border as the flashpoint for WWIII, your prize is now at threat-level beige
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Wed October 20, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
At least he wasn't walzkohle
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Tue October 19, 2021
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Doctors say Czech President Miloš Zeman is physically incapable of performing his official duties and unable to name a new prime minister, so his powers have been transferred to the sitting prime minister as part of a system of Czechs and balances
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Mon October 18, 2021
(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Cradle Of Filth guest musician and Pagan folk artist Andrea Meyer one of the five people killed in bow and arrow attack in Norway last week. Richmond inconsolable
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass Malayan mouse deer born in Bristol, avoiding ESPN (w/ pics)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nord Stream 2 is the Russian pipeline everybody's talking about and it's not even yellow
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Thu October 14, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Putin declares that Russia is not using energy as a weapon. Which is true, because technically Polonium isn't energy
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Wed October 13, 2021
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Dig up, US. Dig up
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Tue October 12, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
IMF cuts its global growth forecast, citing worldwide supply disruptions and the pandemic. Somehow this will be Biden's fault
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
NFL picks 3 German cities to bid for regular-season game. Chris Berman tells us they include Düssel "Tim Conway" dorf, Frank "and beans" furt, and Munich "yourself while shaving"
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Sat October 09, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
You may have had shrooms, but have you ever had shrooms on cesium?
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(It's Very)
 
 
 
Danish police confiscate Lamborghini Huracán from a speeding driver hours after he'd bought it
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Fri October 08, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Water hazards have increased by 134% since 2000, while golfing shoes are being replaced with waders
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
UEFA World Cup qualifiers has MoTD Czech Republic and Wales. Other highlight games: Russia-Slovakia, Turkey-Norway, Germany-Romania, and many more. ESPN2 / ESPN+ at 2:30 pm ET
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ford developing technology to remove your children and your phone from your car, otherwise this headline is false
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Soccer Thursday: UEFA Nations League Semi-Final 2, Belgium and France. Can Belgium keep their winning streak going? Will France overcome interteam drama? ESPN2 at 2:30 pm ET. Later World Cup Qualifying US - Jamaica at 7:30 pm ESPN2
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this. It looks like Russia is farking with the natural gas supply lines to Europe on purpose
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(AP News)
 
 
 
100-year-old former Nazi camp guard goes on trial in Germany. Expected to get sentenced to life in prison if found guilty
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
, cooler, coolest
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Wed October 06, 2021
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Willy Wonka's vertical horizontal elevator in real life
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Tue October 05, 2021
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
According to a new DNA-based predictive mummy system, we now know that the Pharaohs looked pretty much like Sam the Sham
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Sun October 03, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iran says it will take a seat at the nuke talks table for the low, low price of only $10bil
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Germany's environmentalist leadership urging its members to partake in a game of Red Light, Green Light within the next government
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Sat October 02, 2021
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
On Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) Connie's in charge of Madison's charity auction, Liz & Iris fume as the boys go to the homecoming game without them and Der Teufel has escaped to Germany with enough kryptonite to make his Atom Man & destroy Superman
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this day in 1944 the month long Battle the Scheldt began. A vital operation led by the First Canadian Army against well fortified German positions to open the port of Antwerp, the most important link in the supply line for the invasion of Germany
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Thu September 30, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Watersports put little men in boats in difficulty. Sorry, waterspouts
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Wed September 29, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Youtube finally shuts down Russian state broadcaster channels over Covid-19 misinformation. Wait, only in Germany? Were they not showing enough David Hasselhoff?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Michael Fassbender goes back to his old high school for an impromptu workshop on how to make people uncomfortable while playing the flute
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(DW)
 
 
 
In Putin's Russia, government cancel you(tube)
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Tue September 28, 2021
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Trump claims he was elected Chancellor of Germany over the weekend
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Mon September 27, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Some people punch Nazis. Others pose as delivery services and get the Nazis to hire them to distribute a million campaign flyers, then send them back to the Nazis' offices two days before the election
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(CNN)
 
 
 
German Social Democratic Party wins election, the Sudentenland develops a nervous twitch
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Germany's election is shaping up to be a three-way affair
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Fri September 24, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Germany is invading Switzerland. This is not a repeat from 1939
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Wed September 22, 2021
(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
While Wally the Walrus makes his way back to Greenland a family member is spotted in the Netherlands. They're probably reconnoitring for a future walrus invasion of Europe
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"Namibians protest as MPs to vote on German genocide deal." Wow, I didn't realize you could get deals on those now
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Tue September 21, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Shooting of gas station worker by anti-masker shocks the United States. Wait, make that "shocks Germany," we'd need a stack of bodies and a Satanic nun dancing on a pile of dead babies dressed up as Marilyn Monroe to move the outrage needle here
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Children's smart story speaker delivers fairy tale ending. Bonus: the thief also stole pasta and fish sticks
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
DAX has a terrible day in Germany, though Odo seems to be holding it together
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Mon September 20, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Germans? Forget it, they're electing
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