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Mon July 16, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
English university slammed for pandering to the "snowflake generation" for banning the words "as you know"
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Fri July 13, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
After Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein announces indictments of 12 Russian officials, Congress prepares resolution signaling unity against this foreign thre.... Just kidding, Republicans are pushing to impeach Rosenstein
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hold onto your butts, Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein to hold press conference at 11:45am for a "law enforcement announcement"
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Thu July 12, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Two House dems introduce an amendment to the bill funding the EPA that prohibits the agency from finalizing any pending regulatory actions until AFTER the inspector general finishes his probes of former Administrator Scott Pruitt, all 14 of them
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Today in "F*ck Cancer" news: cancer cells engineered with CRISPR turn against their own kind, resulting in smaller tumors
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Creator of Vantablack rival tries to create next-generation black, winds up with new blue pigment instead. Seeks help naming it. You know what to do
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Wed July 11, 2018
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay Rays unveil new stadium plans. Billionaire owner generously offers to chip in 15% of the $900 million projected cost. Whattaguy
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Order up a case of sour grapes for Elon Musk, who was upset his generous offer of a mini submarine to help with the Thai rescue effort was seen as unpractical
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Christian conservatives who promised outrage if Trump selected Kavanaugh as his Supreme Court nominee have already dropped all their opposition and fallen into line behind His Orangeness
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Mon July 09, 2018
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Why one of America'$ bigge$t genetic testing companie$ refu$e$ to publicly $hare data that could $ave countle$$ live$
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
It's official: Generation Z is 'woke' and replete with creativity, internationalism, and ambition, which should alert you to switch up your marketing to capture $44 billion in buying power
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Sun July 08, 2018
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Jesse attempts to come through on his deal with his grandmother, though losing Genesis proves a wrinkle. Tulip and Cassidy try to determine a way to escape Angelville as Herr Starr plots his next move. God damn it all. Preacher, 10PM ET on AMC
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Sorry, generation of 20-somethings: reports say Justin Bieber is finally off the market
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Fri July 06, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Indiana Republicans come together to demand a resignation from a grope-happy attorney general
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
George Hamilton to portray Colonel Sanders on 'General Hospital'. No word if he'll play a patient being treated for skin cancer or clogged arteries
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Thu July 05, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: America's First Dogs Were Wiped Out by Europeans, but Their Genetic Legacy Lives on as a Sexually Transmitted Cancer
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Wed July 04, 2018
(KCBY Coos Bay)
 
 
 
Wildfire started by Next Generation Climate Justice Action Camp, which isn't the next horrible superhero movie
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Walmart tells 10-year-old boy he can't use a motorized cart even if he has a degenerative muscular condition
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Men's Health)
 
 
 
Vegan Harlem Globetrotter, 47, says he feels better than ever and can still dunk, declares meat-eaters the Washington Generals in game of life
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Transposons, the troublemaking scoundrels of the gene world, may prove useful for survival
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pop quiz hotshot: You are the general manager of the Olive Garden in Times Square. Would you rather run out of breadsticks or break up a knife fight?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Iranian general accuses Israel of.... *shakes magic 8-ball*..... cloud theft
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
29 NBA teams to change their name to the Washington Generals in 2019
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Mon July 02, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Don't worry "economically anxious" Canuckerians. Stevie "McHelmethair" Harper's wig just had a meeting with Trump's genetically engineered scalp weasel
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The NBA's Eastern Conference was already weak as hell last year. Then the greatest player in a generation decided to head West. The East may never win again
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How to guarantee a Democratic majority for a generation: overturn Roe v. Wade
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Sun July 01, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Three-quarters of human happiness is driven by six factors: Strong economic growth, Healthy life expectancy, Quality social relationships, Generosity, Trust, and Freedom to live the life that's right for you
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Sat June 30, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
General Motors warns the Trump administration that the Leopards are coming
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Take it from the Terminator, you're only supposed to go back in time to protect future generations. But your administration attempts to go back in time to rescue the coal industry, which is actually a threat to future generations... That's the joke
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hate IPAs? It's because you are genetically defective. Science. It works biatches
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Louie Gohmert (R-Pyle), generally acknowledged as a leading contender for the title "dumbest man in Congress," tries to "trap" Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein at a Congressional hearing today. That... goes about exactly as well as you'd expect
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New study reveals rapid evolution may have saved the starfish. HIGH FIVE
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
That post yesterday? About the creator of Twin Peaks saying Trump's Great? Turns out His Orangeness misunderstood David Lynch. The horror
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
DNA editing techniques could remove Autism traits from the human genome, crippling the software industry
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Londoners to do the tube strike boogie while His Orangeness visits next month
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Mon June 25, 2018
(High Country News)
 
 
 
Genetically engineered grass is creeping across Oregon. Stephen King surrenders his broken meteor
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Fri June 22, 2018
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
23andMe donating DNA tests to help copyright the genes of families separated by the sturmtrumpers
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So, Resistance Genealogy is a thing
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Archaeologists scour the 1969 Woodstock music festival field to find remnants of the long lost hippie generation and figure out what went wrong
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Bioweapons are here and easier to make than ever. Good thing we have competent military and government people overseeing these programs or this would be a real problem
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Wed June 20, 2018
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Driver armed with machete no match for driver in pole position. Bonus: generic image of car on curvy road
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix," -Allen Ginsberg. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, hysterical naked edition
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Motivational quote for today: "It might feel bad to make a mistake, but at least you didn't do anything as bad as send a motivational quote from a Nazi general to all the students at a university"
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Star Trek: The Next Generation' sequel in the works at CBS starring Patrick Stewart. Bonus: The man looks pretty much exactly the same
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Artificial intelligence learns to generate memes, find Sarah Connor
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump orders the Inspector General to investigate his political enemies and it ends up implicating his own attorney for coordinating leaks with the NY FBI field office ahead of the election
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump returns salute to Best Korea general. Wait for the right wing rage. Just wait for the right wing rage. Okay. Wait for the sounds of crickets. Yes, there they are
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(Vox)
 
 
 
New York attorney general files suit against the Trump Foundation, Ivanka, Half Scoop and Two Scoops "for violating state and federal laws." Welcome to the endgame, Donnie
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Best Korea brodcasts first tv footage of the glorious leaders' summit, including the President of the United States saluting a NK General at 58sec
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A long-running legal spat between Marvel Entertainment CEO and his neighbor may lead to US citizens finally having property rights over their DNA
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Researchers come up with a saliva test for prostate cancer, insist it's not some tongue-in-cheek idea
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Mon June 11, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Today in horrible people news: Attorney General Jeff Sessions says that domestic violence is not grounds for asylum
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
First generation 30 year-old Air Jordans in pristine condition are selling for more now than a decent used car, and people are snapping them up like candy
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(NPR)
 
 
 
SC voters may have finally had enough of Mark Sanford. No, not because of his philandering, lying, and so-called Appalachian Trail hiking, but because he dared speak against His Orangeness
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
DNA study proves the Earth is a zoo
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Sun June 10, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
If you can't decide what booze to buy at Dollar General without getting in a couple's brawl, maybe you should stop dating
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Thu June 07, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Donald Trump, in FEMA briefing on hurricanes, did at least manage to generate a huge, swirling mass of confused hot air
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Having a roommate is great for cutting the rent in half. Cutting the roommate in half is generally frowned upon
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Lawyer accused of bringing drugs to jail and having sex with inmate once received $20,000 on the Ellen Degeneres show after saying she wanted to work with kids. Then it gets strange
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Looking back to June 1962, when a plane carrying 100 art patrons from Atlanta crashed outside Paris. The crash and the aftermath defined a generation in Atlanta
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(GQ)
 
 
 
He has found a true American Horcrux, and he has intuited-far too generous a word for his thought process, but still-that any resistance to the anthem and the flag is a personal insult to his constituency of racist a**holes
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
I'm not saying people with Rh-negative blood are aliens, but they're aliens (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon June 04, 2018
(We Got This Covered)
 
 
 
Ray Fisher "Very Upset" with Warner Brothers handling of Cyborg in Justice League and the DC Universe in general. Demands waffles or he's going to walk
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kim fires his top three generals, not out of a cannon this time
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Fri June 01, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
That Reuters generic ballot poll that made liberals flip out last week is back to D+7
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Men almost exterminated themselves some 7,000 years ago. Almost. Hold my beer
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Thu May 31, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Do these genes make my behavior look bad?
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Wed May 30, 2018
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Glasses wearers are more intelligent, tend to make spectacles of themselves
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
MIT figures out how to cross the blood-brain barrier with cancer drugs. Turns out you have to take the goose back on the return trip
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
If there was one word to describe Miles Mikolas's career prior to this year, what word would you choose? The staff at The Ringer chose "cromulent." Good thing his role has been embiggened this year
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"For the social-media-savvy degenerate, there was no lapse"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Turns out Donald Glover got his rap alter-ego name from a Wu-Tang name generator
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Sat May 26, 2018
(NFL)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers asked Falcons general manager to get their Matt Ryan deal done so he could get an even bigger contract
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Wed May 23, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Generic republicans generally beat generic democrats in non-specific match-ups
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The next generation of iPhone chips enters production as Samsung ramps up its fire protection systems
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(Maxim Magazine)
 
 
 
Because Instagram is way better when you're drinking tequila
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The 'lost generation' of millennials born in the 1980s may never be as rich as their parents, but some of them photograph really well
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
This is what millennials and boomers can learn from the generation superior to both
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New generation of robots will make Roundup obsolete by targeting weeds, Sarah Connor
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Humans are just 0.01% of all living things, but we are working hard to fix that
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists perplexed by sperm whales' lack of genetic diversity. Either they tend to stay in their parents' basements, or 100,000 years ago something killed lots of them
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Physics World)
 
 
 
Recent calculations of General Relativity show that Mercury's orbit should shift an additional degree every 2 billion years than previous less-detailed calculations. A soon to be launched probe to find out if Einstein is still the top gun of physics
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
FDA publicly names drug companies standing in the way of cheaper generics. Which it turns out is pretty much all of them
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Finnish study finds that depressed, mentally ill, and psychologically controlling parents make it difficult for children to establish friendships in grade school. albeit "Scandinavian parenting styles may not be generalizable to parents elsewhere"
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
A routine embolization, even with general anesthesia, typically gets you discharged the next day. Melania's successful, uneventful "embolization" has kept her in the hospital for 4 days
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Trump pushed Postmaster General to double shipping rates for Amazon in order to punish his personal rival, actual billionaire Jeff Bezos
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Internal video from Google's X division shows a shift in their corporate strategy from "don't be evil" to "world dom-i-nation" as they propose compiling your data into a "ledger" that they can then use to manipulate you into behaving how they want
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Who's up for a computer-generated eight-hour album?
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Time)
 
 
 
How My Generation Broke America, by A. B. Boomer
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google's latest secret project sounds a bit like the offspring of Hari Seldon and Richard Dawkins. It may not be your personal erotica site, but it'll 3D print you the bathroom scale of your dreams
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Wed May 16, 2018
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama Attorney General Steve Marshall holds another 'Faith Forum'. Alabama is also at a 20-year high for violent crime, so apparently he told people to pray harder
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(MSN)
 
 
 
U.S. Surgeon General aids stricken airline passenger. In other news, we still have a U.S. Surgeon General
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nurses upset about the name change to Zuckerberg San Francisco General Hospital. Also, not thrilled with change to "Zucking chest wound" for certain gunshot injuries
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Tuesday's storm was so freaky, it actually generated a tsunami in Atlantic City
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Tue May 15, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This week, millennials are killing the Thomas Cook Club 18-30 party. Of all the things on the agenda of "the Instagram generation," this was the most unexpected
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Gandalf: "You shall not pass." Balrog: "RAWR." In this case, Gandalf is a nucleosome, and the Balrog is Nucleosome Destabilizing Factor. If you don't like bad analogies, read the article
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Adult Swim announces the premiere of Harvey Birdman: Attorney General
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Infamous Twitter troll Tomi Lahren: "You can't come into this country not knowing English." Genealogist Jennifer Mendelsohn: "That's funny, your great-great-great-grandmother lived in the U.S. for 41 years and she still spoke German"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
City issues warning not to tap maple trees on public property. Generally not a good idea to tap anything or anyone in public, either
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
You will no longer have to travel to Vegas to put it all on the Washington Generals, who are due
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Senate chairman Sen. Grassley: Comey said FBI agents saw no sign General Flynn lied. So big lie
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Stealing a police cruiser is generally a bad idea, however stealing a police cruiser while handcuffed is actually kind of impressive
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists to use Neanderthal DNA to grow mini-brains so that they can learn the differences between Neanderthal and Homo Sapien. They are currently using Republican midterm candidates and alt-right guys to approximate the same thing
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I can't even rationalize a $5 TotalFark subscription, but I somehow ended up with a $4800 travel voucher due to a cancelled trip I was supposed to bodyguard / general step and fetch for. Where go?
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Real Clear Life)
 
 
 
JonBenet joins the Boy in the Box as victims whose killers may be identified by forensic genealogy
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered how an HIV Virion actually enters, hijacks a cell, and produces copies? Well, here's a terrifying video
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Police say baby 'smelled like beer' when mom was pulled over for driving drunk. Yes, the next generation of Farkers is coming along nicely
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
After conservative congressmen call for a vote to hold Attorney General Sessions in contempt of Congress for failure to turn over materials on the Mueller probe, Speaker Paul Ryan sighs, rolls his eye, and pretends not to hear them
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Mon May 07, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Prediction: Trump in 2 days says "vote for Don Blankenship in the general election"
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Sat May 05, 2018
(The Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists discover a genetic adaptation to cold in humans. It also helps create migraines. Thanks evolution, farking thanks a lot
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Federal government wants 1 million people to take part in a giant health study, to the annoyance of average size people
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(Lowell Sun)
 
 
 
Mass casualty response triggered and school evacuated after student mentions the b-word during discussion of genetics
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Heise (Germany))
 
 
 
"Spectre Next Generation" is just around the corner as more Intel vulnerabilities found
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Wed May 02, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Glenn Jacobs chokeslams his primary opponents and gets ready to send his Democratic challenger straight to hell this August in the general election
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Tue May 01, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Short documentary looks at the misdirected, then cancelled development of Command & Conquer: Generals 2, which finished the video game franchise. Subby feels like launching a Scud storm now
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Now we know why he's not Surgeon General: Trump's former doctor Harold "the healthiest individual ever" Bornstein says after he told the NYTimes Trump took Propecia, Trump's bodyguard and two other men "raided" his office and removed Trump's files
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Mon April 30, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For some, it was a moment of liberation from the repressive hypocrisy of the war generation. But for opponents it marked the dissolution of family, school and nation. A look at the May 1968 protests in Paris 50 years on
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Next-generation Toyota Corolla to be made in Mississippi, with promised $170 million investment in existing Toyota plant. There must've been some mighty fine tax breaks
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Sun April 29, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A scientist spent years studying a gene. Then she had a baby with an extremely rare disorder tied to it
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Fri April 27, 2018
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Locating serial killers with a genealogy website could be against the terms and conditions, which cops would know if they'd read all 894 pages instead of just clicking "I agree"
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
New methods for genetic analysis and diagnosis of inflammatory bowel disease are blowing up everywhere. *squinchy face*
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
What could possibly top That Was The Thursday That Was? Will Cadet Bonespurs take credit for winning the Korean War? It's your Fresh Hell Friday MSNBC Toga Party thread, brought to you by GeneCo, the world's #1 supplier of artificial livers. #zydrate. Fun starts at 8PM ET
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Variety)
 
 
 
This is indeed the greatest generation of men in media being accused of sexual assault
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Let's be Frank: 'Sweating like a Jew in an attic' is not the kind of soundbite you generally want associated with your candidacy
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
When Missouri Attorney General Josh Hawley gets done investigating the sleazy governor, maybe he can start looking into a crooked high-ranking state employee who goes to the gym to lift when he's supposed to be at work
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
US Solicitor General Noel Francisco before the United States Supreme Court today: "{Trump} has praised Islam as one of the great countries of the world." Sadly, that's likely a completely accurate statement
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(Slate)
 
 
 
His Orangeness might be rage-Tweeting about the fake media not covering the GOP's victory in AZ's special election, but what that race really shows is how deep a pile of doo-doo the GOP is in for the mid-terms. Spoiler: It's really deep
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
17-year cicadas have been breeding with 13-year cicadas, need to have a seat over there
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
"New poop sample analysis reveals interspecies monkey romance"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
As a general rule of thumb, you should avoid using slavery puns in your promposal. "If I was black, I'd be picking cotton, but I'm white, so I'm picking u 4 prom"
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Mon April 23, 2018
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Florida leads the US in states where you're least likely to see a UFO, possibly because aliens can just blend in with all the other general weirdness down there
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Fri April 20, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
These 'Sea Nomads' are the closest thing to Aquaman, and they are the first known humans to be genetically adapted to diving
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you haven't had the Justice Office of the Inspector General send a criminal referral to the U.S. Attorney's office in Washington, D.C., today please step forward. Not so fast there, Andrew McCabe
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Why so Sirius
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(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
♬ OOOOk-lahoma, where Republicans are sweepin' education tax dollars into the general fund. ♪
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Your favorite Gene Hackman movie? Hoosiers. Bite The Bullet. The French Connection. Crimson Tide. Unforgiven. Runaway Jury. The Royal Tenenbaums. Absolute Power. The Quick And The Dead. No Way Out. Young Frankenstein.Wish he hadn't retired
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It looks like Elvis' granddaughter, now 28, was a lucky winner in the genetic lottery
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"♪♪ New York, New Yoooork., what a wonderful town ♫". Except for the mice who carry previously unseen viruses as well as bacteria capable of causing life-threatening human illness
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Trillions upon trillions of viruses fall from the sky every day. EVERYBODY PANIC
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
After scanning the genetic code of 300,000 people, nearly 80 genes linked to depression have been discovered by scientists. But you don't care. Not really. You can't
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Allegiances are tested as Negan takes the war to The Council of Ricks, with Eugene and his magic bullets giving the edge. How will Morgan be written out? Who lives? Who dies? Will it be a cliffhanger? The Walking Dead season 8 finale, 9PM ET on AMC
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Sat April 14, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kentucky Attorney General declares war on the Governor for saying incredibly stupid things
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
MD law to mitigate generic drug price gouging struck down because profits are more important than lives
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Millennials are not all narcissists and boomers are not inherently selfish. Can we stop talking about generations as if they are a thing?
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Thu April 12, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Next up to be discredited by the uncredible White House: Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Goldman just came out and said what we all knew Pharma companies were thinking
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Tue April 10, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Scientists have figured out an infectious protein is behind Alzheimer's and replacing it with a kinder one can reverse the damage. I would repeat this headline, but I don't need to anymore
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Less than half your body is actually human
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Mon April 09, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
UNC alum Michael Jordan names UNC alum Mitch Kupchack general manager of Charlotte Hornets. Duck sucks
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Former chair for the Joint Chiefs of Staff worries there are too many generals in the White House
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Remember when scientists said they were "real close" to cloning the extinct woolly mammoth and bringing the species back to life? Well, they intend to start this year, having apparently never seen a single Jurassic Park movie (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Kinja)
 
 
 
Teen snacks are less expensive if they choose generic ones
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump "unskews" his approval rating polls and claims that his REAL approval rating is "7 to 8 points higher than what they say it is". Difficulty: and by "they" he means that absurdly generous Rassmussen poll that had him at 51
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Genetics research fails most of the world's population. Still no cure for cancer
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Thu April 05, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
The Surgeon General wants you to know that only you can prevent opioid deaths. By, um, making sure you carry naloxone everywhere you go
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
So what is the biggest tax revenue generator in your state?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Where are the ideals and principles that free market conservatives and Republicans have advocated for generations, asks noted liberal snowflake (and former head of the RNC) Michael Steele
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Tue April 03, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In what is no doubt just a strange coincidence, the energy lobbyist who lets Pruitt live at his Washington D.C. condo for just $50/night also funded his Oklahoma attorney general campaign
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Pew Research has published its guidelines for which birthyears define which Generation. Surely this will end the mis-generalizations and finally solve the debate once and for all
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
That coal-powered generator that Trump tried to Make Great again? Yeah, it just filed for Bankruptcy
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(Trek Movie)
 
 
 
Discovery becomes first Star Trek show since Next Generation to be nominated for a Hugo Award in its first season. Next Generation's first season was nominated for a Hugo Award?
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Inverse)
 
 
 
Chugging a gallon of milk..... eating a spoonful of cinnamon.... chewing a ghost pepper.... eating a TidePod...... oh gosh, what to do next to make my generation look asinine. Oh hey, let's snort condoms
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Marmosets are even more generous when no one is watching, sneaky little bastards
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
After being fired by Attorney General Jeff Sessions, Andrew McCabe sets up legal defense fund. Subby sets up popcorn maker
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Thu March 29, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Generic, radio-friendly band explains why 80% of their gigs end in a wedding
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Repeat a lie often enough and the DoJ inspector general will take it seriously
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
The clouds of spaghetti that keep DNA data safe. Give thanks to His divine, noodly appendage
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(Radio Times)
 
 
 
Prince Phillip regenerates for Season 3 of "The Crown"
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Wed March 28, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study links aggressive brain tumors' growth to single gene. Gene challenges results, argues that his marital status has no relevance in the findings
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Japanese Pepsi launches as J-Cola, their version of "Generation Next"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In case you haven't noticed -- and judging by general interest in chess, you haven't -- an American just won the right to challenge for the World Championship for the first time since 1972*
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
What your cat's DNA can tell you. (Hint: it's more than your cat will)
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Sun March 25, 2018
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
State lawmaker calls for sign dedicated to Civil War General Joseph Hooker to be changed or taken down, saying his last name is a "double entendre'' that embarrasses Massachusetts
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Some Law Prof)
 
 
 
Kentucky lawyer is suspended after blowing a .337 on a breathalyzer during closing arguments. In other news, Fark is looking for a new general counsel
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Don Lemon to former Virginian attorney general- "what would be your response if President Trump asks you to join his legal team?" Cuccinelli- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh wait, you're serious. Too much malarkey"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Trump is getting rid of all his generals and replacing them with Fox News tough guys because the generals were insufficiently bloodthirsty and belligerent and wanted to try diplomatic channels and negotiation before moving to military confrontations
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Genesis keyboardist Tony Banks says band is probably done for good, as neither Phil nor Peter are interested in reunion. It's just a shame, that's all
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein and other law enforcement officials will hold a press conference Friday, March 23, 2018 for a major cyber law enforcement announcement
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(Radio Times)
 
 
 
If you ever wondered what the script would have looked like if the 9th Doctor had been in the 50th anniversary Doctor Who episode, I've fantastic news -- just this once, everybody would have lived (or at least not regenerated)
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Nature)
 
 
 
AI detects thousands of viruses previously unknown to anyone but your mom's pathologist
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Fox News contributor quits the network because "Fox has degenerated from providing a legitimate and much-needed outlet for conservative voices to a mere propaganda machine for a destructive and ethically ruinous administration"
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
General class armature radio operator here: Does Fark have any amateur (Ham) radio operators? If so, what is your license class? Do you do straight analog or are you into EchoLink or DMR or some other type of digital technology?
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(Eurasianet)
 
 
 
Top general testifies U.S. military has lost its influence in Kyrgyzstan, once America's closest Central Asian partner, to Russia and China, who bribe brass with limitless supply of no-strings-attached vowels
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Mon March 19, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Woman buys $600 worth of Girl Scout Cookies and has the Girl Scouts hand them out for free, in act that was either generously paying it forward or setting an insidious trap to get more people addicted to Thin Mints
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