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Mon July 06, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Generational inequality is a sobering reality
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Bio℞iv)
 
 
 
Dying of COVID-19? Don't just thank the Neanderthal in the White House, thank the Neandertals whose DNA you inherited. Here comes the science from the lab of Svante Pääbo, the guy who first sequenced the Neandertal genome
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Great news, new heart disease treatment means your monkey will be flinging poo for many more years
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists have developed a better way to measure dog years ..with handy Tom Hanks comparison chart
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 85th birthday to Jack Schmitt of Apollo 17 who is most famous for his duet with Gene Cernan: ♬I was strolling on the Moon one day in the merry, merry month of December ... May♫
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans and Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney are unimpressed by Trump's threat to veto a military spending bill over the issue of renaming bases named after enemy generals. Maybe they want to be the party of Lincoln again
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but a new study has shown people who have money are generally happier than people who don't have money. Follow up study will determine whether people who have sex are generally more pregnant than people who don't
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Study finds raw milk can spread dangerous antibiotic-resistant genes. Louis Pasteur rises from his grave and facepalms
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(FactCheck)
 
 
 
NO, the Florida Surgeon general did NOT issue an "emergency alert" telling people to stop wearing masks, in fact he said the exact opposite. YES: Russia is clearly trying to kill us all off via Facebook trolling, and we're dumb enough to help
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel humbled by the NFL, life in general
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Mon June 29, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Why was China able to get the coronavirus under control in February? Because they weren't dealing with the highly infectious "G" version that took over the world in March
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Remember how Gilead Pharmaceuticals "generously" stepped up and donated its entire supply of the antiviral drug Remdesivir to fight the pandemic? Well, first taste was free, now it's going to cost $2,400-$3,100 a dose
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Fri June 26, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news for Covid-19 vaccine makers: The virus doesn't change quickly
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Star Trek's starfighters ranked to the left, deep space generations and explorations of civil discourse to the right
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Attorney General Barr says the DOJ acts independently of Trump interests. He's no Chris Rock, but admit it.... that was damn hilarious
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham's vote on expansion of authority for Inspectors General reveals his part in the Great Trump Conspiracy
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Wed June 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Judge orders president to wear a mask: "He has a constitutional obligation to follow the laws as well as to promote the general welfare of the people, which means taking measures to protect citizens' right to health," -difficulty: not the US
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Having no other things to work on, scientists create bigger, better, stronger...monkey brains
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
If you took the sword from the statue of General John Stark, who led American forces during the 1777 Battle of Bennington, please return it. Also, you're a dick
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Protip: Confederate Generals do *not* qualify as US Veterans
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
First they came for Christopher Columbus, and I said nothing, for who cares about that guy anyway. Then they came for the Confederate generals, and I remained silent, for I was not a Bubba. Then they came for Jesus, and I- wait, what?
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Mon June 22, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Hydroxychloroquine for some, tiny American sponges for others
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(We Got This Covered)
 
 
 
"Star Trek: The Next Generation's Jonathan Frakes Says Code Of Honor Episode Is An Embarrassment". Yeah.....we know
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Collider)
 
 
 
It started with a spec script he gave one of Gene Roddenberry's assistants during a set tour and ended up spanning 10 years of series and movies. Ronald D. Moore on his life in Star Trek
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
COVID-20
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
30 years ago, "Star Trek: The Next Generation" gave us the greatest sci-fi cliffhanger episode ever with "The Best Of Both Worlds"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
We'd be even more boned. Duh
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Chuck Grassley decides to help protect Inspectors General about six months too late
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Wed June 17, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
Scientists discover there's no such thing as a "small edit" to the genetic code of human embryos
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"It's six feet tall and looks like a big slice of pizza that's about four feet wide at the top." Subby's lunch or a laboratory supernova generator?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
SO THAT'S why Donnie fired all the Inspectors General
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The greatest comedy of a generation is getting back together to promote Peacock and hopes that you will want to go to there
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh goody, Pakistan leadership just did a meeting with all their generals, something they never do. This can only end well... right?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The great cycle continues, every generation gets mercilessly roasted by the generation after them. Except for Gen-X somehow. Anyhow carry on
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Lions in the wild generally don't like to be petted
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Mon June 15, 2020
(The Statesman (India))
 
 
 
UN Human Rights Council to hold debate on racism and police brutality in the USA, at least if they can make it to the General Assembly building in New York City without being shot by police
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(TechSpot)
 
 
 
Researchers studying procedural generation code for a video game stumped as to how it even works. No, not that game. Not that one either. Nope, much older than that one too
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Surgeon General attempts to be the adult in the room
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Sat June 13, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump nominee to a top Pentagon policy post turns out to be an Islamophobe, who claimed Obama was Muslim. "This story has been updated to reflect that Ret. General Tata deleted several of his tweets after the publication of this report"
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Fri June 12, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
For those of you sick of the virus, and the bad cops, and the protests, and the looting, and 2020 in general, take a break and watch a very early version of the Cookie Monster eat a computer
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The scariest place to be in during the Covid-19 outbreak is: A) Prison; B) Nursing Home; C) Dollar General Warehouse
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Former Commanding General of Fort Benning has some thoughts on the renaming debate. "Bad policy that such important Army posts be named after traitors" among them. Hooah
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Here's where we are now: The Republican-led Senate Armed Forces Committee passed an amendment to the Nation Defense Authorization bill, offered by Senator Warren, to require the renaming of military bases named after Confederate generals
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Aaaaaand...here come the genetically modified mosquitoes
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Lack of mitochondria causes severe disease in children. Midichlorian therapies being forced onto the fast-track
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
These NFL stars were once drafted by MLB, and too bad none of them could be this generation's Bo Jackson or Deion Sanders
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Science has figured out a way of generating electricity from shadows that somehow doesn't involve goth kids and hamster wheels
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(GOP)
 
 
 
Somehow, Trump being popular among a dwindling number of Republicans is an indicator that he's gaining momentum for a general election win
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Tue June 09, 2020
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Being a Trump kook costs a woman her scholarship. Also demonstrates a lack of brains to be a Trump fan. Colleges generally want students who have brains, so it's understandable
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bubba Wallace suggests that the General Lee should no longer be welcome at the race track
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Secretary of the Army is open to renaming bases named for Confederate generals. Time to order your Fort Sherman, Georgia, commemorative gear
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"The president is very much against kneeling in general," probably because he hasn't been able to do in personally over 30 years
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Want to know why all those generals got mad at Trump last week? Trump and the Joint Chiefs Chairman got into a shouting match over deploying 10,000 active duty soldiers to Washington, D.C. to control protests
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Sun June 07, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Seattle mayor realizes using chemical warfare that was banned by the Geneva Protocol back in 1925 against the citizens is maybe not THAT progressive
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Sat June 06, 2020
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Indycar series is back on the track but without the crowds. It is a single day compressed schedule with practice and qualifying earlier in the race day. This is your Indycar Genesys 300 from Texas Motor Speedway at 8 PM ET on NBC
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Fri June 05, 2020
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
George Washington Law School faculty tried but failed (for now) to revoke alum Attorney General Bill Barr's honorary degree
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Joe Biden offers a very generous assessment of Americans
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Another General has hit the Trump White House
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
HAving A certAin blood type mAy mAke you more vulnerAble to A severe cAse of the 'ronA
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
HAving A certAin blood type mAy mAke you more vulnerAble to A severe cAse of the 'ronA
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Thu June 04, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
New fungus found in hospitals is linked to lung disease
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Generals win the battle with Donald Trump, 82nd Airborne soldiers are removed from D.C. after chairman of joint chiefs publicly slammed president telling troops to uphold the Constitution. Do we dare have hope yet?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Attorney General Deputy Dog to hold press conference on encroaching fascism. Come for the lies, stay for the outrage
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Inspector General from the Department of Labor warns of major fraud in the unemployment insurance system, then abruptly retires but insists it was totally his decision and not forced on him
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
His Orangeness to news organizations: I hereby DEMAND that you correct your stories about me using tear gas on civilians for my Bible photo op. HEREBY DEMAND. News organizations: Uh, we hereby talked to the CDC, and they hereby said it was tear gas
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Former Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein testifies on Crossfire Hurricane Investigation, already in progress
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
DC National Guard general orders review of a "flying maneuver conducted by one of our rotary aviation assets". Investigators will start looking into it just as soon as they apprehend the person who stole the word "helicopter"
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
General Electric is shedding divisions so fast, it will be renamed Particular Electric
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists use bacterial colonies to turn on electrical switches, get enlightened
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The military generals are speaking out. Unfortunately, they're all retired
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh, so *that's* the general Trump was talking about? He knows the guy is Russian, right?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
CoV-2 looks like a hybrid of viruses from two different species (bats and pangolins), which, ironically probably means it wasn't cooked in a lab. OTOH, this also suggests there's a LOT of coronaviruses regularly exchanging genetic info
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Genetically modified super soldiers? I read the book and saw the movie and neither ended well. But hey, at least we might get a KHAAAAN (or is it KHANNN?) moment out of it
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Judge Sullivan issues filing in Flynn case: Jesus H. Christ, what is up with the Attorney General? This is an unprecedented level of meddling that needs its own investigation, and no, we shouldn't drop the case. And this isn't even my final ruling
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Shockingly, the same Minneapolis police union president who once called the now-attorney general of Minnesota "a terrorist" when he was elected to Congress also wants to know why no one is talking about the "violent criminal history" of George Floyd
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Will the Covid Generation face long-term fallout?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Attorney General Keith Ellison (D-MN) to take over prosecutions in George Floyd's murder
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Sun May 31, 2020
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Scientists find Skinny Gene. Fat Tony and Johnny Roastbeef would like to have a word
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
You wouldn't think the transplantation of goat testicles into human scrota, the FCC, Hawaiian folk songs, amputations, the Mexican government, Jimmie Rodgers, Gene Autry, and autographed pictures of Jesus could be related. Yet here we are
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Genesee County Sheriff lays down baton and joins march protesting police brutality. "You tell us what you need to do." This is how you effectively police your community
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
As a thanks for bailing them out again, airlines are now selling a lot of flights they have no intention of operating to generate revenue
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(Pew Social Trends)
 
 
 
Those darn millennials will turn 40 soon: an honest look at a generation
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Fri May 29, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Researchers discover new sex hormone in fish that could lead to new infertility treatments in people. It's all about 'dat bass
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
EVERYBODY PANIC. The most common organism in the oceans - and possibly on the entire planet - has a virus in its DNA. Bonus: it's called SAR. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Val Demings, former police chief in Orlando, Congresswoman, and general badass, pens an OpEd in the Washington Post asking her fellow law enforcement members WTF Is Going On
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Life imitates Will Smith's last good movie
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Thu May 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you thought Las Vegas was full of degenerate losers throwing their children's college and food money down toilet before, imagine what kind of people will show up to gamble during a pandemic when they open back up next week
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona Attorney General Mark Brnovich sues Google for tracking users, stealing his vowels
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Frazier History museum goes online, recording pandemic as it happens to allow future generations to understand how one makes tossed salad and scrambled eggs in quarantine
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Gangliosides: tentacle-porn meal courses or the newly discovered way Hep A gets in your liver? Why not both?
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Only the Germans could invent something that generates three times as much green electricity as the next leading brand
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Pregnancy reprograms breast cells, reducing cancer risk
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Pregnancy reprograms breast cells, reducing cancer risk
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
General Electric's stock surges after it sells its lighting business. Let that sink in
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Tue May 26, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1865, Confederate General Kirby Smith surrendered, facing criticism for failing to provide relief to Vicksburg, Mississippi in spite of his ability to float and copy his enemies abilities by inhaling them
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Today is World Redhead Day, so let's see some Ginger Snaps
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In Brazil, Bolsanaro took the fight against CV-19 out of the hands of public health officials and gave it to his generals. And now that they're #2 in the world in cases? Bolsanaro's statesman-like response is: "So what? What do you want me to do?"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
County official orders all the idiots who violated common sense and social distancing orders in order to yeehaw it up at the Lake of the Ozarks to quarantine themselves
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
An analyst for Dollar General spoke up to his superiors about his concern regarding the company's lackluster response to Coronavirus and risks to store employees. He was fired for his concern
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Electricity use is so low that the UK is going to pay operators of small wind turbines and solar installations to stop generating electricity
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Republican National Committee sues California to halt vote-by-mail for November general election
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
After spending a week in a vat of acid, Rick and Morty take the family on a little trip to a planet with a regenerating chasm of blaster fodder. Only one episode left after this in the surprise fourth season. Rick & Morty, 11:30 PM ET on Adult Swim
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
CRISPR is bcoming a tool for consrvation, not just gntic diting
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
As coronavirus closes public pools, a new and broader generation of Cousin Eddie arises
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The earliest evidence of Italians' extraordinary genetic diversity is 19,000 years old. All sorts of cultures and races were blended together, say researchers at the University of Bologna
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Democrats demand to know if recently ousted Inspector General was ousted for looking into Department of Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao's sending KY bucketloads of contracts to help husband Senator Mitch McConnell
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This Covid-19 testing site near Walmart #908 is brought to you by the clean refreshing taste of Pepsi, the choice of a new post-pandemic generation. Dr Pepper is apparently on ER duty
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Pools will test the limits of social distancing. Especially gene pools
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Wed May 20, 2020
(13 News Now)
 
 
 
Enforcement of pooping speed limits is obviously and directly related to safety and not revenue generation
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(Politico)
 
 
 
With the Pandemic spreading like wildfire, the economy crashing, natural disasters threatening and Trump firing inspectors general at will the Senate investigates our nation's most pressing issue: Someone once hired Hunter Biden to do lawyer stuff
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan's Attorney General to Cadet Bone Spur: "While my Department will not act to prevent you from touring Ford's plant, I ask that while you are on tour you respect the great efforts of the men and women at Ford...by wearing a facial covering"
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"Expect traffic delays" officials warn ahead of Chik-fil-A opening. Also, expect disappointment and a general sense of being creeped out
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Hard core. What could possibly go wrong? Pinky and the Brain look on enviously
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Considering all that's going on lately, maybe NASA should reconsider its plan to knock an asteroid off course and potentially trigger the universe's first human-generated meteor shower
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Also graduating today: Gene Masseth
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
London school of Economics: the general public doesn't understand COVID data when displayed on logarithmic graphs. General public: what's a graph? Can you hold my hydroxychloroquine for a moment? I'm having trouble opening this bleach
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
One weird fact about a player on every MLB team, featuring such odd strangeness as the A's player who likes good food, or the complete freak who spells his name Zack, not Zach
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Clearly, the solution to this vexing virus are "RNA-editing" enzymes that may be responsible to changes in the human genome itself
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well now we know why Trump fired the State Department inspector general and why Pompeo decided not to run for Senate: it was going to come out that Pompeo was using State department employees to walk his dog, and everyone knows Trump hates dogs
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Ellen Degeneres is about to show the world how mean she really can be if she hears another mean story about how mean she really is
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pompeo is under investigation by the Inspector General. Yes, the Inspector General which was fired by Trump
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Fri May 15, 2020
(The Next Web)
 
 
 
New generation of AI-powered autocomplete IDE technology will allow programmers to crap out more code with 25% fewer keystrokes, less understanding of what they're coding. This is how we will get Skynet
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Thu May 14, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Bria nursing home in Geneva, Illinois might as well be renamed Corona nursing home, with residents enjoying 82 percent infection rate and 26 percent fatality rate. First positive test was less than a month ago
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts Attorney General is worried about the drop in domestic violence reports. Somebody's glass is definitely half empty
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Remember when His Orangeness gazed with steely confidence into the future and predicted we could lose as many as 100,000 Americans to COVID-19? Well, he was right. Assuming there aren't any more deaths at all after June 6
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Funny thing about restaurants, they generally need a license from the state health department to operate. So, if they reopen in defiance of state orders during a public health emergency, they really shouldn't be shocked when that license is yoinked
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Michigan researchers have been studying giant viruses frozen in ice thousands of years ago. Captain Janeway does not approve
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Scientists discover a new coronavirus living in bats. No not that one. Another one
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Mon May 11, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Indiana's Attorney General not actually an attorney for the next 30 days which seems be the very definition of a "slap on the wrist" given that the Bar found "clear and convincing evidence that he committed the criminal act of battery" on four women
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Um, I think they discovered Thor's family tree, or something
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is Coronavirus adapting to humans?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Ahmaud Arbery murder is so crooked that the Georgia attorney general wants the DOJ to investigate the early involvement of two DAs who later recused themselves
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Turns out when you maroon school-age children on an island, they don't go Lord of the Flies, but engage in sensible generous action. Piggy approves
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Young Republicans embracing slower, gentler brand of climate activism, potentially heralding a glorious future where new generations of people are cooked low and slow like a good rack of ribs
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Covid-19 is helping geneticists understand how weird genes really are
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Thu May 07, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The live fast and die young generation changed their mind
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(Science Times)
 
 
 
Do you know what you get if you feed a mouse too much? A fat mouse. Not anymore. Scientists have disabled a gene preventing mice from becoming obese even after being fed a high-fat diet
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons commands you to order and wear the official COVID-19 KISS mask. Side effects include vomiting fake blood, enlarged tongue and desire to wear big-ass heels
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hoping it will go viral across the industry, Royal Caribbean extends its relaxed cruise cancellation policy to April 2022
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Coronavirus spread earlier than was thought. Small mutations but not more than one strain. Science instead of fear mongering in this one
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Tue May 05, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If it's a day ending in 'y', it must be another inspector general ousted by Trump administration
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Forbidden love in the Aviary Kingdom
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Mon May 04, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Experts" warn that there may be academic consequences to having a generation of elementary-aged kids home schooled by day-drinkers
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(JoongAng Daily)
 
 
 
Sandwiches catch on in Korea, particularly sando styles from Japan, Vietnam, and the West. Sellers target the younger generation by offering "soft croissant sandwiches and sweet and salty grilled cheese sandwiches that were covered in maple syrup"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump likes to claim that he shares the same "genius genes" with his Uncle, John G. Trump, who was a professor of physics at MIT. Friends of John G. Trump: Oh wait. You're serious. Let us laugh harder
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Before space-aged plastic Lego bricks we had Lincoln logs - made out of real wood. Read about the history of this pioneering toy before moseying out to the general store/malt shop/whatever
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Nature)
 
 
 
A graphical interface to the race for virus vaccines. No BSoD - as yet
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Sometimes you really can't out-weird the original headline: "Chess World Accuses Company of Inventing Fake Employees Using Online Human Generator"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
McConnell's dilemma: Sure his caucus is made up almost exclusively of elderly white men who are sitting ducks for Coronavirus, but he's only got so much time left to ram through lifetime judicial appointments to pack the courts for a generation
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tired of your job on the Meme Farm? Do you just want to slack off all day and mail it in? How about an AI meme generator to help take a load off
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(Harvard)
 
 
 
Mass General and Harvard have created this Covid-19 policy consequences simulator for you to enjoy during lockdown, which according to their simulator should mean you'll have lots of time to figure out how to play with it
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Wed April 29, 2020
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Please note: the Attorney General tends to frown on people selling bogus Covid-19 vaccines
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Musk about to get a $750M options payday as "Tesla's market capitalization [is] nearly three times the combined values of General Motors and Ford Motor"
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(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
Microbes have memories, possibly leading to biological computing
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Mon April 27, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia will generously stop executing minors. Dismembering journalists still a-OK though
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Chicago Bulls ready to appoint the first black general manager in NBA history. No word why it's taken so long
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Fri April 24, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Key nose cells identified as likely virus, swab entry points
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Wondering how to delay memory loss? Targeted lifestyle changes could - what were we talking about again?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New species of cooter discovered. "Until now, we assumed that there is only one species of this armored reptile that ranges widely across South America"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Surgeon General would like to remind you to talk to your doctor before injecting anything into yourself. No reason. Just seems like a good thing to just remind people of
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Sure, they're still hunting for the cure, but researchers have created 'decoy' nanoparticles which can block HIV and prevent infection, which is pretty duckin' cool
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
General Motors switches from recalling cars to recalling workers
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Thu April 23, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
It's not so bad being cooped up with my beautiful SO. After all, we get to...OH FOR CORN'S SAKE (possible nsfw content on page). Counterpoint: even if it's not, how would you prevent it?
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(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
Good data (with limitations acknowledged) re hospitalization rates and correlating factors. Age is a risk factor, most (but not all) hospitalized patients have underlying conditions, not necessarily at a much higher rate than the general population
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Today's Contactless from Reality and Socially Distanced from Science and Fact circus freak show and general airing of grievances by the Narcissist in Chief begins at Dump'o'clock Eastern Twilight Zone
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Looks like in this timeline Scott Summers gets the Legacy Virus
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(Wired)
 
 
 
"No, Mr. Bug. I expect you to die"
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Is this the person who could tame North Korea's generals for a 4th round of "The Kim Dynasty?" Short Answer: No. Long Answer: Noooooooooo
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Researchers identify a link between obesity and sleep loss in worms. You know you're intrigued
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Yeah, there was a reason Trump almost immediately canned the special inspector general overseeing the stimulus bill and replaced him with a toady from the White House Counsel's office
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Motor 1)
 
 
 
Majority of 2020 Corvette customers are in their 40s, unlike the previous generation where they were mostly between 70 and deceased
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Viruses make us question what it means to be alive, some make us question what time/day/month it actually is
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The White House yanked the Surgeon General from the airwaves after he dared to mention the disparity in healthcare between blacks and whites
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
People are finally getting to see the real Ellen DeGeneres--and they don't much care for it
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
State troopers estimate that today's protest in Olympia drew 2,500 people. Prediction: 14,000 new cases (based on R0 of 5.7) in 2-3 weeks generated from this one event
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is like a World War II leader: specifically the French general who surrendered to the invading forces and then collaborated with them, founding the pro-Nazi Vichy regime. Oh, and the rest of 'Murica is looking FUBAR
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The bolled strategy of cotton's genome is remarkably stable
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump has muzzled or fired nearly every auditor or inspector general in the executive branch. Fortunately for us, the Government Accountability Office isn't IN the executive branch, and they are unleashing a wave of Coronavirus-related audits
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Hard science whips out the surprising structure of a shrub willow sex chromosome
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
That hand sanitizer which does not kill the germs only makes them stronger
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WHO: U.S. researchers, physicians and public health experts. WHERE: WHO HQ in Geneva. WHY: Transmitted real-time information about COVID-19's discovery and spread in China to Trump Administration officials. WHEN: Late 2019. WHAT...the f*ck
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Churchgoers sue Beshear for violating religious freedom, hiding his genetic enhancements, and palling around with Section 31 terrorists
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Local small business Ruth's Chris steakhouse gets a generous 20 million to help during these trying times, or a national chain that sells overpriced steaks takes money meant for small businesses
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Genetic tracing 'barcode' is rapidly revealing COVID-19's journey and evolution, na-na, na-na-nanna, na-na, na-na-na
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
And now...the dulcet tones of...coronavirus
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Thu April 16, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden finally gives the correct answer to the question of how he/the Democrats generally can win over Trump's base: He can't, and shouldn't try, because who wants to appeal to a pack of hate-driven racist lackwits anyway?
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Albert Einstein's theory of general relativity has aced another test
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
Apple's 2nd-generation iPhone SE will include A13 Bionic processor, so called because it makes the bionic sound whenever you take a selfie or click like/subscribe on an Apple social media account
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
"For those earning $1 million annually, a tax break buried in the recent coronavirus relief legislation is so generous that its total cost is more than total new funding for all hospitals in America ... "
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(Today)
 
 
 
Amy Schumer changes 11 month old son's name after realizing what all of America knew the day he was born
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Tue April 14, 2020
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Surgeon General recommends Floridians stay away from each other to avoid coronavirus, winding up on Fark's main page
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You know pastors, trying to "jump the line" and go to heaven early is known theologically as "Immanentizing the eschaton" and it's generally considered a sin, or at the very least a religious party foul; just sayin'
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Longevity gene discovered in plants. It may sound seedy, but it's a perennial issue
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Florida's Surgeon General has now been quarantined from Governor DeSantis' cabinet
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Governor Andrew Cuomo drops more truth bombs in one tweet than His Orangeness has dropped in his entire timeline
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Fri April 10, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
I saw the best bookstore of its generation destroyed by a virus, howling hysterical naked, dragging itself through crowdfunders at dawn looking for a literary fix
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Why are calico cats predominantly female? Here comes the science
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Why are calico cats predominantly female? Here comes the science
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Thu April 09, 2020
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Chynna dead at age 25. Degeneration X sought for questioning
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(Whelp, I'm out)
 
 
 
And with training developed by the military, a whole generation of Super Puppies were created
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Tue April 07, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ravens general manager: "I have more confidence in Zoom than I do in Ozzie Newsome, John Harbaugh, and owner Steve Bisciotti"
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(Science News)
 
 
 
IvorBiggin? No Ivermectin
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Well, THIS is good news: Coronavirus seems to mutate much slower than seasonal flu, so a vaccine may be effective
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump's latest thought: anything he doesn't like is the fault of some inspector general
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In this time of employment uncertainty and a president who shoots the messenger, ousted US intelligence inspector general urges other inspectors general to continue to speak out when they are aware of wrongdoing
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
What is your favorite Star Trek: The Next Generation episode and why is it "Cause and Effect"?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The problem with using war imagery to describe America's "fight" against the Coronavirus is that, right now, we're much more "General Custer leading his last charge" than "William the Conquerer at Hastings"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Father passes Dad-joke gene to his daughter
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Who's right: the Surgeon General or the actor?
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Chinese consul general complains about Australian newspaper column critical of China. The newspaper's response is savage and spectacular
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
COVID-19 is killing our next generation of doctors
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Sun April 05, 2020
(Undead Walking)
 
 
 
The Whisperer War comes to a close as Beta seeks to bring Omega to the Council of Ricks while Eugene makes a friend. The season ten finale arrives, meaning we may not know who lives, who dies, or who will be undead. The Walking Dead, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Surgeon General warns this week will be "our Pearl Harbor moment" as coronavirus death toll rises. For those playing a long at home, and keeping score. We are now at 9,326 Deaths, which is 3.88 Pearl Harbors, 3.13 9/11s, or 2331.5 Benghazis
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Surgeon General of the United States shows how to make a face mask. In a cave. With a box of scraps
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Lizard lays eggs, gives live births, makes screamingly good omelets
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Lizard lays eggs, gives live births, makes screamingly good omelets
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Scientists say sewage could reveal true scope of coronavirus outbreak. So now it's getting literally shiatty
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Sat April 04, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Surgeon General would like to remind you that coronavirus is no big deal and less serious than the annual flu
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Doing shots and eating pot brownies is fine at certain times. Before doing dental work on your patients generally isn't one of those times
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Fri April 03, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bad News Wrapped in Protein isn't just the name of my GG Allin mariachi cover band
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
"Under the General Assembly's undemocratic election scheme, thousands, if not millions, of Ohioans will not get to vote through no fault of their own"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Force was strong with General Ematt, but the Coronavirus was stronger
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Tue March 31, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Now that we are using Zoom for school, meetings, religious services and high school reunions, NY Attorney General questions their privacy polices, why God needs a starship
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Top US ambassador discusses essential medical supplies with Director-General of WHO
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Mon March 30, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Woodii? A. woodii?
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(The Lost Ogle)
 
 
 
ImageNet Consulting to Hobby Lobby: "Ya think y'all are dicks? Hold my beer"
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Sat March 28, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
What's the best President under siege movie? Olympus Has Fallen or White House Down? Or perhaps Dr. Strangelove? (Okay, that's more of a crazy general movie than a crazy president movie). What's your fav?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dear BBC: cast this show NOW. This is not just the greatest British TV show idea of all time, it could well save an entire generation from slowly succumbing to the yawning abyss of mindless modern entertainment
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Fri March 27, 2020
(Sparkonit)
 
 
 
Genetic analysis shows the novel coronavirus disease (COVID-19) evolved to its current pathogenic state through natural selection
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
We really should wish Genesis keyboardist Tony Banks a happy 70th birthday and enjoy the best song they recorded
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Thu March 26, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Goodbye Gen Z. Welcome 'Generation C'
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Fark's caps lock submission filter should be retired forever, because we're suffering through a generational catastrophe and the President says: CONGRATULATIONS, AMERICA
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Wed March 25, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Millennials want you to know that they were not spreading COVID19 during spring break. They're too old to be on spring break. Those guys were Generation Z. Now, get off their lawns
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(The Week)
 
 
 
"We need wealth distribution and a general strike." Says noted Marxist and teacher of semiconductor physics, Britney Spears
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(AP News)
 
 
 
In the spirit of sacrifice required during these trying times, NASCAR generously allows employees to continue working for less pay
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Indicted-then-elected Texas Attorney General, on the verge of declaring victory in taking healthcare from millions in the midst of pandemic, goes for an encore to increase pregnancies among the uninsured losing access
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Mon March 23, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Surgeon General to get full support from Trump in 3,2,1.... Tag is for Surgeon General, not Trump
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump: "Ford and General Motors are producing medical ventilators for America right now." Ford and GM:"Wait we produce what now?"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
OECD secretary general on global economy: Give me a V. Give me a U. Give me an L
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Scientists are trying 69 drugs against COVID-19. Nice
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK supermarket: "Please respect that the first grocery shopping hour is reserved for the fatigued, overworked NHS staff." UK general public: "THIS IS SPARTA"
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(Today)
 
 
 
U.S. Surgeon General says its going to get bad this week. Plans to reissue this statement for every week going forward for the foreseeable future
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Here's what banks are doing to help wealthy Americans through Coronavirus. Everyone else can continue to expect outrageous fees and general disdain they've always received
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Despite federal and general common sense, Trump suggests health care workers sanitize and reuse masks when treating coronavirus patients. Who are you going to believe, him or the FDA/CDC?
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Sun March 22, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The four-star general and the giant hammer
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
It's not a conspiracy
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Sat March 21, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"The President starts out in a very unusual place for an incumbent: behind. Trump is the first incumbent president to be trailing at this point in the general election cycle (i.e. late March in the election year) since Harry Truman in 1948"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
National general election poll, taken after Trump's amazing Oval Office performance: obviously he's trailing the democratic candidates, yet still manages 41%
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Thu March 19, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
"This is our most desperate hour," said the Surgeon General. "Help me, Kylie Jenner. You're our only coronavirus hope"
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(WRBL Columbus)
 
 
 
"I think there is broad general agreement that small businesses in this country will not be able to survive unless there is extraordinary assistance"
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Oxford University develops 30 minute CoVid-19 test, note for being 4 mins late to the gym
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Some Dems worry the coronavirus could help Trump win reelection, because history tells us that an incumbent who steers us through a desperate and challenging time are generally rewarded with a second term
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Z in Generation Z stands for Zoom
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
How sperm unpack the father's genome so it can merge with the mother's. Turns out your Dad's a lot tougher than you thought
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The Surgeon General says the solution for a lack of ventilators for coronavirus treatment is to not get sick. Group of 300-plus engineers: FO Jerry, we're gonna science the sh@t out of this
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Could Crispr b humanity's nxt virus killr? Or th rason for th zombi apocalyps?
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Mon March 16, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump's Surgeon General thinks South Korea is an authoritarian nation, so we can't do what they did to stop the spread of the virus
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Sun March 15, 2020
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Remember those guys in TN who were upset that they couldn't sell the hand sanitizer they stockpiled? Well the TN Attorney General is now helping "facilitate" the donation of those supplies
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Sat March 14, 2020
(Apartment Therapy)
 
 
 
Absinthe will disinfect better than that stuff in a mason jar you got from that odd possum-faced character in West Virginia
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Fri March 13, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dollar General farts in the virus' specific direction
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Thu March 12, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Apparently the no-savings generation was smart enough to amass sneaker collections
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker faced with a lawsuit from Missouri Attorney General over false claims about his 'coronavirus cure'
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Wed March 11, 2020
(Quartz)
 
 
 
What will we call the babies born 9 months after the Coronavirus quarantines? Covidians? Quarannials? Generation Virus? Ideas to the left:
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Tue March 10, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Soldier ants, Washington prove evolution sometimes works in reverse
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just the flu? More like the most geopolitically consequential, era-defining event in at least a generation
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New York rats are evolving and hip
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New York rats are evolving and hip
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(Wash Your Lyrics)
 
 
 
Generate your own hand-washing graphic based on your favorite song lyrics
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Mon March 09, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Is Mongo - are we all, truly - pawn in game of life?
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Soon DNA will be inexpensive, ubiquitous. The government will know everything
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