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Fri December 09, 2022
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Modern Jews have less genetic diversity than older Jewish communities. It's almost likely something may have happened to the gene pool
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Different breeds of dogs think differently due to generations of human breeding but they all deserve a damn fine steak
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Wed December 07, 2022
(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Matt Tabbibi: why does Twitter's general counsel need to go through the Twitter Files before public release? He's sabotaging me and the public's right to gawk at Hunter Biden's weiner. Elmo Mask: I dunno, so he's fired
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Tue December 06, 2022
(StackOverflow)
 
 
 
AI generated answers are now banned by Stack Overflow. Slab Bulkhead, Fridge Largemeat nod in agreement
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
There is a sale at Dollar General? We're gate crashing
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Mon December 05, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
157 years after the last shot in the Civil War, General Ulysses S. Grant may be promoted again. This time to a position only two other people have had: George Washington and John Pershing
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Children of Mice
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(Defense News)
 
 
 
Air Force General sits down with venture capitalists to "pick some winners" of future defense contracts. Apparently you can just do this publicly now
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
General Manager Brian Cashman will continue to earn Bronx cheers for at least the next four years
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Thu December 01, 2022
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
It's not really Christmas in New York until Rochester lights the Genesee Keg Tree
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
NYC is looking for a director of rodent mitigation. The rat czar should be a swashbuckling person with a crafty humor, a general aura of badassery and a virulent vehemence for vermin
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Wed November 30, 2022
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
GOP candidate who lost AZ race for attorney general sues, loses. "Their major problem is they still don't have any facts to support their lawsuit"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The economy has embiggened again
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Bit of an outsider, but still...fungi
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Tue November 29, 2022
(MIT)
 
 
 
Next-generation Spatial Light Modulator brings us closer to holograms of Princess Leia. Subby wonders if there'll be a kaboom
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Degenerate gamblers across the globe now one step closer to being awash in bourbon-tainted vomit on Derby Day
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mexico's planning on a ban of US' genetically modified corn, planting it firmly in a legal maize
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Origins of genetic introns outed
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Origins of genetic introns outed
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Mon November 28, 2022
(Military Times)
 
 
 
Army-Navy Game will be cosplay for The Greatest Generation
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
Unrelated people who look alike share similar behaviors
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Chemo could prove to be a cancer on your future generations
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(Grid News)
 
 
 
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle. Wait, make that, your mother is also your uncle?
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Sun November 27, 2022
(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
Newly discovered drug is effective against both SARS-COV-2 and cancer, still no cure for the "still no cure for cancer" cliche
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Sat November 26, 2022
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Why are you so selfish? Well we modern humans evolved a 'selfish' X chromosome after our early Africa exodus
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Thu November 24, 2022
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
I thought I had an extra can of green beans for green bean casserole but it's peas. Should I get all dressed up to go to Dollar General or should I just enjoy the green peaness?
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Wed November 23, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Q: Can AI generate the perfect Thanksgiving dinner? A: Pumpkin spice chaat
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Genesis calls in restructuring expert in its fight to avoid bankruptcy. I thought they had broken up a long time ago
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Tue November 22, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Encyclopedia Brown came out nearly 60 years ago but never got as famous as Nancy Drew or The Hardy Boys, nor will the boy detective resonate with generations unfamiliar with quarters or Wikipedia's predecessor (tip: start video at 1:45)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The only liquidity in the $10B Genesis crypto empire may be in their company executives' underpants
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Sun November 20, 2022
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The end is here. Daryl and Carol try to save Judith, while Gabriel and Eugene mount a rescue mission. Negan and Maggie team up to take on Pamela as the Commonwealth hangs in the balance. The Walking Dead Series Finale, 9PM ET on AMC
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Wed November 16, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Which came first: the potato or the egg?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Herschel Walker (R) might have finally realized he's just the GOP's tool, still far away from understanding how much of a tool he is in general
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
'Programmable molecular scissors' could help fight COVID-19 infection, open up a new employment field for in-utero mohels
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Genesis lending halts withdrawals after the FTX lies down on Wall Street
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Star Trek: The Twitter Generation
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Tue November 15, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You've just made an unusual MIDI controller following an AI-generated design. You need to plug it in. Where do you go? (Hint: it's in England)
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Mon November 14, 2022
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Charles Montgomery Plantagenet Schicklgruber Musk
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Thu November 10, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
DC Attorney General to make major announcement about Commanders. No word if its charges against Snyder, related to the RB was shot multiple times, or to remind everyone about Gus Frerotte's headbutt celebration
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
General Motors recalls 340K SUVs due to light issues. Well, sounds like it's not too serious since they're not heavy
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Generation Z exposed to Slipknot for the first time, believes it to be The Purge
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What financial "tips" have you received from other generations that you find most irksome?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 260 of WW3: Orcs order troop withdrawal from Dnipro River bank as Ukraine forces advance on Kherson. Top US general said Russia and Ukraine each likely have 100,000 troops killed or wounded in the war. It's your Thursday Ukraine war discussion
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Wed November 09, 2022
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Florida elects first member of Generation Z to Congress, which at least keeps him off Subby's lawn
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(Fark Fiction Anthology)
 
 
 
"All generalizations are dangerous, even this one." -Alexandre Dumas. Man, that's just the kind of thing some Dumas would say. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Dumas Edition
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
It's nature, not nurture and Randolph wins the $1
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Mon November 07, 2022
(United Nations)
 
 
 
UN Secretary-General declares we're on a highway to hell because we are have too many polluting deeds done dirt cheap
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Sun November 06, 2022
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Dollar General. General fire hazard
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Ezekiel and Negan are planning a work camp prison revolt. Eugene stands trial for a murder he didn't technically commit. Threads are beginning to unravel in Commonwealth as the series finale looms. The Walking Dead, 9PM ET on AMC
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Sat November 05, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Regenerative agriculture can save the planet, but will mega corporations actually attempt it?
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Thu November 03, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump sues NY Attorney General...in Florida. Must be some more of that sharpie geography of his
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Wed November 02, 2022
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Ohio Attorney General sues Dollar General due to price inaccuracies. 99 Cent store looks on nervously
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Tue November 01, 2022
(London Natural History Museum)
 
 
 
Extinction by snu-snu
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Apparently rhinos have begun to grow smaller horns as an evolutionary trick thanks to generations of poachers killing them for their big horns
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Seven Hump Wump wins trophy in Halloween costume contest, required 3 generations of a family to make it work
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Mon October 31, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Biden suggests American voters beat inflation by dodging that union-made Kellogg's stuff outta Battle Creek & grabbing store brand generic raisin bran. Subby busy searching for his mom's old Gerald Ford WIN button, can't hurt
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
30 years ago today, the UK had its own War of the Worlds broadcast that traumatized a generation of viewers
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Fri October 28, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Gene Masseth has lost his job at Twitter
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Thu October 27, 2022
(Relevant Magazine)
 
 
 
Church built a baby Jesus statue that looks remarkably like Phil Collins. No doubt specs came from the book of Genesis
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(New Haven Register)
 
 
 
Samsung officially names third-generation heir Lee chairman as his check clears too
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Wed October 26, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
People watching for raining squid as exhumations resume for DNA to ID Tulsa Race Massacre victims
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Tue October 25, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
Hero
 
An interview with the person exposing the hype, fraud, grift, and general asshattery of the crypto world
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Gen X has largely taken a backseat in the ongoing war between dying Boomers, shiftless Millennials, and the black hole of clueless narcissists that are Gen Z. Is that because they've become the secret MAGA generation? Slate asks the questions
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(Daily Star)
 
Weeners
 
Generally speaking, don't be a giant dick during job interviews... wait this says 'have' not 'be'
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
While it's nice that you don't have to dress up like at Walmart, shopping at Dollar General does have downsides. Like this guy
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Mon October 24, 2022
(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Driving School Instructor complains Wisconsin DMV's pandemic suspension of driver roadtests has unleashed a generation of reckless drivers on Milwaukee roads, soft driving school instructor job market
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 243 of WW3: Russia-installed leaders in Kherson stepped up their evacuation effort, urging all residents to cross a key river. Ukraine says Russia is generating "hysteria" over advancing counteroffensive. It's your Monday Ukraine war discussion
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Sun October 23, 2022
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons has the moral high ground
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Ezekiel saw the wheel. This is the wheel he said he saw. These are unidentified flying objects that people say they are seeing now. The United States Air Force began an investigation of this high strangeness in a search for the truth"
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Sat October 22, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
U.S. General: Pooty-Poot won't shooty-shoot his nukey-nukes because it'll trigger a coupy-coup (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Millennial entrepreneur says Gen Z are the real snowflakes: "I have a fear that they are the least resilient generation that I've ever seen." Gen X just smilies while peering at them through window blinds
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
You're watching a sitcom and a character orders a beer. They're given a generic bottle, or draft. In your mind, what is that beer?
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Fri October 21, 2022
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Ex-US General says he knows why Mad Vlad WON'T be able to launch nuclear weapons on Ukraine
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
How bad is the current Texas AG? Well in endorsing his challenger the Dallas Morning News said: "There is little we can find to recommend Rochelle Garza for attorney general except that she is not Ken Paxton. Frankly, that's enough"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Meet "General Armageddon," the new man in charge of Russia's strategy in Ukraine. Yes, he's the asshat who's been bombing all of the civilian targets lately. Real nice guy
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Even the right wing magazines are calling for a UK general election
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Thu October 20, 2022
(CleanTechnica)
 
 
 
Company creates rooftop wind turbine with no external moving parts that is supposed to generate 50% more electricity than a comparable solar array (w/video)
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Genetic analysis of bones found in Greenland helps explain how early peoples' use of resources helped them survive. This is also why you should seek medical attention if the condition lasts more than four hours
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Real-life Borg consume farts and may save us from climate change. Subby, for one, welcomes our assimilation by methane-eating micro-overlords
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 239 of WW3: Blackouts to begin across Ukraine after nation loses 40+% of its power-generating capacity from Russian attacks on energy infrastructure. So... Elon and the AMC to the rescue with batteries? It's your Thursday Ukraine war discussion
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Let an AI generate the course of human evolution and we end up as The Matrix. Or the Borg. Hard to tell
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Wed October 19, 2022
(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists discover "super weed" that may help with genetically engineering crops against drought. Subby already buys super weed from his guy twice a week
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Tue October 18, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The odd and sometimes troubling history of General Mills' monster cereals like Count Chocula, Franken Berry and other spooky, kooky flavors (avoid lengthy advertisement by starting video at 2:40 mark)
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Mon October 17, 2022
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
The LA Police tells the Inspector General to pick up that can
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Bradley fighting vehicle was such a disaster they made a movie about it. General Dynamics and British army going for a sequel
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Sun October 16, 2022
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
A.I-generated music soon to arrive on the airwaves, promising a marked improvement over contemporary pop music
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(Undead Walking)
 
 
 
Lance and Max unleashed their plans, plunging The Commonwealth into chaos. Pamela's dark truth leads her to target Eugene, and Aaron appears to get a firsthand introduction to the new smart walkers. The Walking Dead, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Someone noticed cows never get AIDS and are generous with foreplay
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Sat October 15, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Diet Coke: the taste of a new generation of informants
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Fri October 14, 2022
(Unite.ai)
 
 
 
Detecting the next generation of deepfakes is pretty easy. This week
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Thu October 13, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
News: YouTuber modifies Tesla to go 1600 miles without plugging in. Fark: By using an onboard generator with a crappy muffler that has to run overnight to recharge and uses more fuel than the four-cylinder engine it's meant to replace
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
France farts in Germany's general direction
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Republican state attorneys general make case to federal judge that giving money to non-rich people is unconstitutional
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Wed October 12, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
NASA is working on the next generation of space suits, which will finally allow astronauts to dress themselves
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(Daily Monitor (Uganda))
 
 
 
Imagine if the National Institutes of Health and the Surgeon General had gotten in a fight over COVID testing. This is kind of like that, but with Ebola
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Tue October 11, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Computers can generate ugly art and NFTs untouched by human hands
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(Defense One)
 
 
 
Major General says military ain't "woke." Wait, you mean politicians would go on TV and just tell lies?
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Mon October 10, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight RAW wants to know "Are you ready?" for Degeneration-X's 25th anniversary. Will Daddy Ass make a cameo? Are the Bloodline bringing cake? Gargano & Theory fight, because why not & a U.S. title match. See if Bray shows up too at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Indiana Attorney General: "Nazism is 100% OK with me"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Immortality Project: How to store your pron collection (and other less-essential stuff) for generations
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Sun October 09, 2022
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Nothing is more likely to generate positive PR for your business than firing a worker with Down's after 20 years, right before his retirement
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Guess which state's Surgeon General has issued official health guidance based on junk science. C'mon, guess
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Sat October 08, 2022
(KLTV Tyler)
 
Hero
 
U.S. Army Fort Hood, named for a Confederate general, is set to be renamed for America's first Hispanic four-star general
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons, missing since last summer, has been found
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Fri October 07, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Is your company looking for employees that will believe anything you tell them no matter how crazy, will happily rub their own feces on the wall and generally act like stupid animals? Jobs for J6 is the website for you
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(GeekWire)
 
 
 
Well maybe make your city more affordable and people will stay and generate tax revenue?
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Thu October 06, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
General Raymond of Space Force discusses orbital threats, refuses to confirm or deny if Russia is operating their own stargate
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Between chess masters having their butts scanned and Biden dropping an F-bomb, there are too many jokes to fill a headline. Instead, here's a generic this is your nightly MSNBC thread, tonight at 7PM EDT
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(Ars Technica)
 
Hero
 
New experiment seeks to cure HIV using CRISPR. Submitter remains loyal to QUAKR
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Contradict Tucker Carlson? That's a disciplining for you, Major General
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Wed October 05, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Danish PM: No-confidence vote? Fark that. We'll hold our own snap general election. Any and all registered hookers and blackjack players are welcome to cast a ballot too
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Microbiologists improve taste of beer so it's not quite as nasty and unpleasant
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Mon October 03, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Rocket Mortgage's CFO and General Counsel are taking off this fall. Maybe they know about an upcoming mission
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today's the day when we celebrate the vision, mission, and camaraderie of Gene Roddenberry, TOS, Jean-Luc, DS9, Lower Decks, and the Trekkie community. Oh? Techie? Sorry. Never mind. Go hug a nerd
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Sat October 01, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Five highlights from the Texas Gubernatorial debate between Greg Abbot and Beto O'Rourke. General wrapup: sorry, Beto, you were too nice to the arsehole
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Thu September 29, 2022
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
They're sparing no expense
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Hoping their crowing will get people moooving and knowing how baaaad this situation is, Italian researchers are using genomics to save farm animals. They're going to see 'n say something
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Wed September 28, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
City in California: We're considering legislation that would ban abortions in our city. California Attorney General: FAFO
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Tue September 27, 2022
(VideoCardz)
 
 
 
Here's a sneak peek at your pricing for the Intel 13th Generation Core Raptor Lake CPUs. Better open that wallet a wee bit wider
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Why is a Trump-appointed Inspector General still calling the shots about the missing Secret Service texts?
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
No, you can't just say that it's General Relativity for gravity and the Standard Model for everything else. There has to be more to physics than that
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Mon September 26, 2022
(TechSpot)
 
 
 
Congratulations, Amazon employee, on your promotion this quarter. You know that generous compensation package you were supposed to receive? Yeah, about that...software can do funny things, you know
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Sat September 24, 2022
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Four years ago, a Swedish teenager skipped school and generated a few headlines. Her supporters are still angrier than her detractors
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Fri September 23, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Welcome to Fräulein Candace Owens Wide World of Insane Conspiracy Theories. Today you'll discover that Bill Gates is making you allergic to meat with his army of genetically modified mosquitoes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 212 of WW3: Putin is giving directions directly to generals in the field, sources say -- a highly unusual tactic that hints at the dysfunctional command structure that has plagued Russia's war. It's your Friday Ukraine war discussion
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Thu September 22, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
We have AOC to thank for Attorney General James' massive fraud lawsuit against the Trump organization, well her, and Michael Cohen
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Kelvin timeline is preparing for The Next Generation
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Alan Dershowitz: What's with this Attorney General trying to enforce the laws?
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Wed September 21, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
TX Court rules that because of "separation of powers" it can't hear the Texas Bar Association's suit to disbar the Deputy TX Attorney General for dishonesty after he filed false suits in 5 states seeking to block the certification of their electors
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The General once responsible for training all of America's soldiers outlines the issues with grabbing up 300k conscripts and throwing them at the front line
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A prokaryote by any other name would still be as small
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Michigan GOP gubernatorial candidate Tudor Dixon offers to share porn with reporters. How generous of her
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Baby fish are helping in the search for MS drugs. On a small scale, of course
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Are you a 'superdodger'? With this one weird trick, you might be
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In a huff over guns, 24 Republican state attorneys general threaten credit card companies with....... um, what exactly? You gonna ban credit cards in your states?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Key highlights from first fully-convened U.N. General Assembly since the pandemic. TLDR: our world is in peril
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Tue September 20, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Is it too late to update the Geneva Conventions?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Tracking a network of 100,000 mutants. This headline is not about X-Men. Or is it?
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons being honest for once in his life
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Sun September 18, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Honda to its hundreds of workers at their Ohio factory: Uh, those bonuses you received were a bit 'too generous', so you need to repay part of them
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Sat September 17, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In 2018, Lincoln welcomed "a generational coach, a perfect time, a perfect moment." Let's remember the Scott Frost era at Nebraska
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Thanks to mad science, we now have organic xenobots that can reproduce uncontrollably and without limits. Sleep peacefully tonight, humanity
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Fri September 16, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Guitar lesson as written by a mommy blogger sharing her family's secret recipe for green bean casserole, brought over from the old country and passed down from generation to generation
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Thu September 15, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Can we live longer? As usual, it's in our genes
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Blake Masters, the Republican nominee for Senate in Arizona wants to replace every general and admiral that is woke or left wing losers and replace them with Trumpers. Don't worry though because he says he isn't doing it because of ideology
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Wed September 14, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Don't freak out in a haze, but genetically-modified purple tomatoes are coming to your local grocery store soon
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Quiet quitting is generally defined as "not taking your job seriously." Also, quiet quitting will kill your grandmother
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(Slate)
 
 
 
You know that bunker scene from "Downfall," where a broken Hitler screams at his generals to direct divisions that no longer exist to repel the Russians? We've reached a point where that can now be applied to John Roberts and "SCOTUS legitimacy"
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(Rochester First)
 
 
 
Rochester General Hospital is on lockdown due to a potential threat to the staff. I know the bills are no joke, but damnation people. Smitty's daughter is on site, so he's just trying to keep from worrying
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Tue September 13, 2022
(NPR)
 
Hero
 
A secret Kabul book club is teaching Afghan girls about the life of Anne Frank, inspiring a new generation to believe that even blindness and deafness are no obstacles when aviation is your one true passion
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Seems the old rules have changed. We no longer need men or women nor sperm or egg to make a human anymore, I guess we just order one online
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(NPR)
 
 
 
San Francisco woman whose rape test kit was used to arrest her for an unrelated crime is suing the genetic panopticon
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Want to know how much of your crappy health you can blame on your parents?
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Want to know how much of your crappy health you can blame on your parents?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Putin's new general, who just replaced Putin's sacked general, has been sacked and replaced with Putin's new new general
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Mon September 12, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Yo momma so fat, she's epigenetic Subtype 1
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Are you a covid "superdodger", or do you consider yourself more "artful"?
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(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
Intel teases their new Raptor Lake CPUs can hit 6 GHz at stock, and they have overclocked one to 8 GHz using liquid nitrogen. No word on how much heat these CPUs generate. Clever girl
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Ukraine top general: 3,000 square kilometers of territory regained. That's as many as 300 tens. And that's WONDERFUL
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Fri September 09, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
There's a new generation of hard hats out there. Dress accordingly
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Police are using genetic genealogy to find stalkers now. Next on the list: using genetic genealogy for shoplifters
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
No longer news: Putin loses another general. Fark: Commander of the "West" group
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(Vice)
 
 
 
AI image generators are apparently writing creepypasta too
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Wed September 07, 2022
(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
"What else is going to keep you awake during the 3 a.m. firewatch? Not your inner passion for general orders. No, you need pure, unadulterated caffeine in amounts that push the limits of FDA regulations and human decency"
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
AI image generator imagines what the 'scariest person on Earth' looks like. Your mom excluded because she's only so ugly
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
The axolotl, an aquatic salamander, has shown that it can regenerate parts of its brain giving hope to MAGA-types everywhere that never used their brain to begin with
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Tue September 06, 2022
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Does anyone really meant to know what Dr Oz's feelings are regarding incest? Sigh...OK, let's just take a quick peek and...WHAT THE HELL?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Meet Rahim Mohamed, AKA General Ock, a Red Hook, Brooklyn bodega owner who has become a TikTok meme by making classic sandwiches 'the Ocky way' ...by incorporating junk food from his store shelves
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Sat September 03, 2022
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Get the lead out FAA (finally) approves GAMI's G100UL for general use. Subby, a pilot, is happy that we'll be able to get rid of TEL in aviation fuel
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Fri September 02, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
"The Buenos Aires Yoga School" Did not offer any yoga classes, but it DID seem to have lots of very limber, attractive young women who all seemed to have a "thing" for older wealthy guys who gave generously to the cult-like "school"
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Aussie World-first project (division of Skynet) bringing robo-warfare into next generation
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(Aviation Web)
 
 
 
The FAA has finally approved a no lead fuel for all general aviation piston aircraft. This is a big deal
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Thu September 01, 2022
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Third generation mud harvester still producing secret elixir for slippery balls
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Lyft facing 17 new lawsuits alleging that it didn't do enough to ensure that "don't rape your passenger" and "don't rape your driver" were being enforced rules rather than as general suggestions
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AI-generated porn is not quite as near as people have been hoping lately
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Tue August 30, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when you have to keep a straight face on live TV while your top general tells you your invading forces are "being greeted as liberators"
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(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
This series of AI-generated "photos" featuring Mario and Peach on the hunt for mushrooms is highly disturbing
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Russian Military Commander appears to be unaware of the USA, Germany, France, Canada and NATO in general (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon August 29, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump's legal "dream team": A guy he hired because saw him on TV, a former prosecutor; a former host on One America News Network, a Florida insurance lawyer; and the former general counsel for a parking-garage firm
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Fri August 26, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Origins of nature's lube
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Putin fires six generals, presumably from a Howitzer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 184 of WW3: Reactors at Zaporizhzhia NPP remain disconnected. The plant was disconnected Thursday. Backup diesel generators "immediately activated" to avert "radiation disaster," Zelensky said. It's your irradiated Friday Ukraine war discussion
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Thu August 25, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Scott Manley video explaining SLS on the eve of Artemis 1 to the left. 3 way fight between SpaceX fanbois, Elon Musk haters, and general rocket nerds to the right
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
How local news outlets fill space and generate clickbait: Linking to a four-month-old article about sex-strangulation injuries, an interview on how helicopter parents can help, and blaming pron for it all
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dollar General's success is throwing shade all over Dollar Tree. Dollar
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dollar General's winning the battle
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Social media posts from his teens, where he appeared to admit to committing voter fraud by changing his mother's absentee ballot, arise to dog an AZ GOP candidate. Fark: the candidate for attorney general. Double fark: Changed it to vote FOR Obama
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Wed August 24, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It is deliberate policy to keep even the favoured groups somewhere near the brink of hardship, because a general state of scarcity increases the importance of small privileges and thus magnifies the distinction between one group and another - 1984
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Deer wanders into Dollar General, blames Biden for inflationary prices: "I used to be able to get things here for a buck"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Anger grows among Khan supporters in Pakistan as legal challenges mount. Of course, Khan's primary challenger remains stuck in a cave underground with the Genesis Project
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Tue August 23, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Subby and Bradley Cooper have more in common than you might think
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
Without Einstein's insights to lead us to General Relativity, we might still be adding "epicycles" to Newtonian gravity
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Southern Man spray paints Nazi symbols on a Pride rainbow, creating general confusion as to what exactly gay nazis might be trying to celebrate
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Mon August 22, 2022
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Good evening. I'm Moses and I'll be your server tonight. Please tip generously as I owe $84 million for directing a massacre of 600 civilians in my homeland
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(NPR)
 
 
 
China plans to use chemicals to seed clouds and generate rain. But don't worry, it's Chinese chemicals which are perfectly safe
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Apple employees start a petition over disagreements with the return to office policy, while leadership starts bolting for employers who allow more generous work from home. But we all know it's the employees' fault with their quiet quitting
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Fri August 19, 2022
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
OSHA hits Dollar General with $1.2 million in fines for unsafe work practices, not understanding that Dollar General finds this more cost effective than actually making their stores safer for workers
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Thu August 18, 2022
(LinkedIn)
 
 
 
Genesis lays off 20% of its workforce. I *knew* they had a couple of guys backstage all this time
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Fingering genetic risk could lead to earlier prostate cancer detection according to the knuckleheads at the Rosen Rosen Clinic
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
This can't be right: Democrats lead in RCP's generic ballot average for first time since November
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Tue August 16, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
A "de-extinctiion" company plans to bring back the coolest animal ever
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
This just in from the Institute of But, Why?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Most people stop listening to the next generation's sh*t music in their mid 30s
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The 9 best episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Yeah, that one's on there, so is that one too
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Mon August 15, 2022
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
New theory claims Elvis died because of A: Poor diet? B: Drug addiction? or C: Bad genes on his mother's side? In other news, 87-year old Burger King employee in Michigan reads this story with a chuckle under his breath
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This time of year, concessions are usually for lost primary races. Here are the first GOP concessions for the general election. Not much, just 3 Senators
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
The sound you heard was science step dancing on the grave of the lab leak theory
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons isn't done monetizing KISS
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Sat August 13, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The one fatal flaw that explains why your team won't win this year's Super Bowl. Lions and Texans fans will accept just a general "We suck" and move on
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This hour's excuse: the General Service Administration packed up all the boxes and sent them to Florida during the presidential transition. That is according to a very close source to TFG by the name of David Dennison
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Fri August 12, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Translation: The Kansas GOP is EXTREMELY lucky they put that abortion ban on the ballot for the primary rather than the general election
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Sen. Josh Hawley is defending DHS' inspector general, so you know he's crooked
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Thu August 11, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Judo Gene has choked himself out
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
5 questions to ponder before it's Saul Gone
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Happy 90th, LEGO. Thanks for showing how things manufactured generations apart can still play well and be compatible with each other
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
The Detroit Tigers have finally, FINALLY fired general manager Al Avila. Fail tag is for it taking seven years to do it
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