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Fri May 07, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
A group that has significant contact with the public also has lower vaccination rates than the general population. Gee, I wonder who could be so unwilling to protect the public?
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Bill to pay college athletes passes the General Assembly as Georgia tries to keep pace with Alabama. Rest of SEC to follow suit except Vandy - they know better
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Wed May 05, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Scientists now know what controls your bones
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(Nature)
 
 
 
This continuous model of early mammalian development is the tits
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Thanks to generous donations, including one from a millionaire, the senior dogs at Living Grace Canine Ranch have a place where they can thrive, be loved & live the rest of their lives in comfort. Welcome them all to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue May 04, 2021
(Zillow)
 
 
 
We've secretly submitted a house generated by an AI to a home listing company. Little things give it away, like the carpet in the kitchen and the closet on the ground floor bigger than most houses
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(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists sequence the genome of previously extinct palms. Subby's palms still responsible for numerous extinction events
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Six dementia patients travel to Mexico to get an unapproved gene therapy. Oh sure everybody's happy until it all ends in Hulks
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm single and just don't generate enough dirty dishes to regularly use the dishwasher. How often should I run it just to keep the seals and everything in good shape?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
England will allow funerals to generate more business for funeral homes
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Sat May 01, 2021
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Since this race is officially JJ-free, can we talk about racing again? The first of a Texas Two-Step, the Genesys 300 starts at 7PM ET on NBCSN
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Fri April 30, 2021
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Five Prince George's County, MD volunteer firefighters (including a 24-year-old who looks 13) charged with generating demand
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Boomers now going ahead and retiring earlier than they'd planned thanks to the past year of stock market gains. See youngins', this why you take advantage of all other generations
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kitty with generous spirit resists urge to smack its bird friend taking a bite of its fud
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Kansas' Kris Kobach announces that he is running for state attorney general, and boy does his wife look thrilled about it
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Thu April 29, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sad news: Germany's highest court rules that the government's climate change law violates rights. Spiffy news: Because they aren't tough enough and push the responsibility onto the next generation
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Egyptian archaeologists have uncovered dozens of rare pre-dynastic tombs, which places them in the transitional period before 1981 when the other soap operas were Guiding Light or General Hospital
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
The non-Gabriel Genesis reunites for a world tour
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Archeologists find missing link between the Scottish and Australopithecus
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Wed April 28, 2021
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
In an attempt to get humans to like them and avoid extinction, some new species now come in pumpkin spice variety
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Russian Foreign Minister says US ties are worse than during Cold War, before going on to insult our hats, haircuts, and haberdashery in general
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Tue April 27, 2021
(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
Good: Under its third generation of family ownership, store in Hawaii turned 100 last year. Bad: Perhaps you heard of a pandemic? Fark: Locked-down Hawaiians wanted to fish, so business went up 20%
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Shield generators aren't infrastructure. Yet
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(Economist)
 
 
 
This humble bacteria feeds on sulfate and hydrogen found deep below the Earth's surface. It's genetic sequence is unchanged since the age of the dinosaurs and spreads via continental drift
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(Politico)
 
 
 
9 4-star generals (as many as 36 stars) pen a memo to POTUS begging him to get the intelligence community off their asses and start countering all this propaganda from hostile intelligence services, Fox News
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Futurism)
 
 
 
A Florida community is melting down over the release of 500 million gene-hacked mosquitoes
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Sun April 25, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
About those patented crops, Monsanto... my driveway crabgrass says "Thank you"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
About those patented crops, Monsanto... my driveway crabgrass says "Thank you"
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Bought "Miracle Mineral Solution" from Genesis II Church of Health and Healing recently? Don't even think about drinking it even if it's been proposed by Trump
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Fri April 23, 2021
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Your $300 iKeyboard from last generation won't work in that shiny new iPad Pro. Suckers
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
The man responsible for sending out MAGA robocalls to rally the "troops" to the Insurrection is now in charge of the Republican Attorneys General Association
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So it turns out autism is caused by genetics, not vaccines. Huh. Who would've thunk it
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Thu April 22, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
At some point in the ancient past, gene-splicing monks found qualitastive differenchills between plump juicy tasteful tomatoes and orangered balls of useless water; they were the hairloom tomatoes, and these are there stories
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
Boobies
 
US Air Force reaches a new milestone. Unfortunately that milestone is its first ever court martial of a General. Tag is a hint as to why
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senate confirms former civil rights lawyer Vanita Gupta as Associate Attorney General 51-49
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Turtle crashes through windshield on I-95, injures woman. Koopa Paratroopa general unavailable for comment
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Postmaster General DeJoy's days are denumbered, as is hopefully this dejoke format
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
24 years ago the first space funeral went down (up). Among those in(ex)terred were Gene Roddenberry and Timothy Leary
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Stone Age black bears didn't just poop in the woods. They did in a cave too, which is actually pretty important now that the stink's dried up
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Tue April 20, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The latest COVID conspiracy says people who are vaccinated are no longer human, and the new movement's motto? DO NOT BREED WITH SHEEP
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(British Psychological Society)
 
 
 
This week in unintended consequences: teaching children about groups of people using generic language ends up teaching them stereotypes
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Last year the average need-based scholarship for a public college was nearly $14K, and over $50K at a private school. Here are the institutions with the most generous financial aid. Duke sucks for not making this list either
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The Verge's live blogs are generally both amusing & snarky, here's their Apple's 'Spring Loaded' coverage, starting at 1PM PDT
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Residents upset after teens act up at park. "Using profanity, smoking, littering, taking all of the equipment so kids cant use them" Hoodlums. This is a repeat from every generation ever
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Jaguar will celebrate the 60th anniversary of its E-series by building six pairs and driving them from Coventry to Geneva as a tribute, a trip that should take about 6 or 7 months if you factor in all the breakdown and repair time
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian government announces plans to keep your little brat attended to while you go to the office and hang out with adults and have adult conversations and drink and smoke and do lunch and generally enjoy life
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Mon April 19, 2021
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Amateur genealogist does $10,000 in damage trying to clean up historic gravestones. Monkey Jesus wept
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(Literary Hub)
 
 
 
Tracing the history and effects of Florida Man, from its genesis on some internet news aggregator site in the mid-2000s
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1993, Attorney General Janet Reno found her new dance moves in Waco were less than successful
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Pakistan PM Khan demands the West criminalize insults against Islam, possibly threatening to use the Genesis Device against Allah Y'all otherwise
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Sat April 17, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sure, put "Dr." Drew on a homelessness commission. While we're at it, why not put Andrew Wakefield on America's vaccine response? Maybe Dr. Oz for Surgeon General. Or why not have some Flat Earthers run NASA?
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Former NATO top general : Putin has everything he needs if he wanted to attack Ukraine in place right now
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Geneva Convention calls "killing a combatant who, having laid down his arms or having no longer means of defence, has surrendered at discretion" a war crime. The Chicago Police Union head calls actions like that "justified and actually heroic"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Are too-generous unemployment benefits that make workers lazy the reason restaurants aren't able to hire workers? Before you respond, remember that A) this is a headline in the form of a question, and b) It's Slate asking the question
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Doomsday wankers probably spanking it over news that the end of the human race is coming in just a few generations thanks to the rapidly dropping sperm count among men
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Army Times)
 
 
 
South Dakota Attorney General charged with killing a man in a hit and run is proud to announce his promotion in the Army Reserve to full colonel. Failing upwards
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers find Asian leopards are more genetically different from African leopards than brown bears are from polar bears, continue mixing metaphors by saying they're all grrrrrrrreat
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dollar General to hire 20k privates
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Despite being warned that Congress was the target on 1/6/21, Capitol Police Inspector General Michael Bolton said that officers were instructed by leaders not to use their most aggressive tactics. That's what love is all about
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Drew can sleep soundly knowing there is a new generation of Farkers waiting in the wings
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Tue April 13, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Frog species with 6 sex chromosomes discovered leaving your lily pad
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Atlanta school changing name from Confederate general to Hank Aaron
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Mon April 12, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
New study says bosses should talk less and listen more, but didn't get into micromanagement, sheer incompetence, failing up, TPS report cover sheets, or generally being a clueless unqualified moran
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(Dr. Evil)
 
 
 
So how many Dollar General gift cards can you buy for one MILLION dollars? Difficulty: using a million dollar bill
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"April 9th is a glorious anniversary: the day Gen. Ulysses S. Grant, Commanding General of the US Army, received the surrender of Robert E. Lee, a renegade US Army Colonel who was a leader of a violent rebellion against the United States"
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Department of Defense Inspector General uncovered evidence that Michael Flynn accepted thousands of dollars from foreign interests and governments, and might just have broken some laws, committed some light treason
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(Bert Hubert)
 
 
 
How do they work? Reverse Engineering the source code of the BioNTech/Pfizer Vaccine
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Humans had beer 45,000 years ago, probably
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Sidney Powell: No reasonable person would believe that the conspiracy theories I presented in court were factual. Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel: And yet you still presented them in court, and that's exactly why you should be sanctioned
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Generation Z embraces day-trading. Gen Xers content to hodl stonks on fleek. Drip
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Remember the Texas strip club that had its electricity and water turned off by the city? Remember the strip club got a big generator and water tank, and kept on twerking? Guess who doesn't have a generator and water tank anymore. Guess who took it
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Today's "Sounds Like It Was Made By a Random Word Generator" Headline: "Is Barstool's Dave Portnoy's sex tape causing Penn shares dip?"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Trump's former labor secretary crawls right back under the rock he emerged from
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Nature's way of saying stay away, #475: Wearing a hard hat, holding a crockpot lid as a shield and carrying a bathroom scale in a Dollar General
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fun fact: the NRA General Counsel isn't qualified to handle parking tickets
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Khan wants to legalize cannabis in London, seize the Genesis Device for himself
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
No, no, no. I only LOOK like an idiot
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Genesis breaks a world record for the most drones in the air tonight
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Well, active brain cells after death would certainly explain decisions by some of our senior politicians
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Long Covid sufferer from Italy discusses how CT showed no damage to her lungs but SPECT/CT did. (Generally a good Twitter because she posts in English, French and Italian, and shares Covid info from one language with another)
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Sun April 04, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"Gimme your wallet or I'm gonna shoot somebody" generally works better as a threat when you choose your target properly
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Kota Ibushi be a 1-and-Done World Champ? Can Roppongi 3K regain the Jr. Tag Team Titles? Who is the newest member of the United Empire? SAKURA GENESIS 2021 starts @ 4:00 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Fri April 02, 2021
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Scientists in Japan figured out how to hack the human body and regrow teeth. This should end well
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Thu April 01, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Toyota introduces the WHO-certified Land Cruiser with a vaccine refrigerator and backup generator. Murica to retaliate with an anti-Vaxxer heavy duty pickup truck
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Police investigate attempted armed robbery of a Dollar General in Troy. Police search for suspect hoping to find Achilles heel, and maybe a trail of Trojans
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Iran has taken the global lead in strategic wax sculpture warfare with this statue of assassinated general Soleimani
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(Some Bartender)
 
 
 
An ode to the Cement Mixer, the New Jersey Turnpike, the Gene Masseth, the Liquid Steak and other dare shots
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Wed March 31, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
William Shatner actually has some thoughtful comments on #metoo and generational differences and holy crap he looks pretty good for 90
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Tue March 30, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
The next generation of container ships will make the Ever Given look like your Rubber Ducky
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Scientists have crafted a single-celled synthetic organism that divides and multiplies just like the real thing. So why aren't you stoked? You should be stoked
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
N.Y. Attorney General and Manhattan DA form rare alliance to investigate sentient glob of liver cirrhosis run amok
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Since he's not busy prosecuting Breonna Taylor's murderers, the Kentucky Attorney general wants to defend KY's abortion law in federal court instead. The SCOTUS has agreed to decide whether he has standing to do so since the Gov told him not to
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Can Cylons be far behind?
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Buried lede: "recent research has implicated chronic HSV-1 infection (lip herpes) with the development of disease later in life, including neurodegenerative diseases like Alzheimer's"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Low-age Mutant Handstand Bunnies, Low-age Mutant Handstand Bunnies, that is kinda farked up, they won't live long
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Sun March 28, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The Texas Attorney General is Mr.-Potato-Heading the media while playing his favorite game of "conceal the records", this time about his January 6th involvement
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Fri March 26, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
I am the very model of a modern major-general, my plan to cheat the system, well it really was quite criminal. So now I'm off to jail and my rank is now untenable, I am the very model of a modern major-general
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Um, exactly WHY would Facebook be autogenerating pages for white supremacist groups?
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Thu March 25, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Navy: OK, maybe sexual harassment is a bit of an issue with enlisted men, but it can be handled within our existing command structure. Pardon? Oh, our Auditor General just got accused? He was doing it for years? Well, he's basically a coffee boy
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
New study shows parts of your brain are still active after you're dead. Unless your head has been bashed in by Lucille, that is
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Vivek Murthy is a Harvard and Yale graduate whose qualifications for the role of surgeon general include "experience as surgeon general". Even this guy couldn't get 60 votes in the US Senate
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Tue March 23, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dr. Vivek Murthy returns as Surgeon General after the Senate confirms him 57-43 . This improves on his 2014 score of 51-43
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2 hour serving of 80's alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from New Model Army, The Specials, OMD, The Bolshoi, and General Public. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like pastFORWARD #202. Starts 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Areas where homes are impacted by floods and bushfires are often highly sought-after, which generally increases demand
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
One could argue that Netflix is being generous to the customer in this instance
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Mon March 22, 2021
(Quanta Magazine)
 
 
 
What evolution on Earth can tell us about aliens
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
With life expectancies plummeting almost as fast as birthrates, the Russia problem may sort itself out if we just wait a couple generations
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Sun March 21, 2021
(Today Online)
 
 
 
Captain America has his shield embiggened by Ant-Man
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Princess, Eugene, Yumiko, and Ezekiel find themselves in the clutches of The Commonwealth, the shadowy organization that has Rick Grimes. Will they be welcomed to the community or exiled from a seeming paradise? The Walking Dead, 9 PM ET on AMC
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
The Dragon & the Commonwealth Kingpin: Who will earn an IWGP World Title shot at Sakura Genesis? The earth trembles in anticipation... NEW JAPAN CUP 2021 FINAL begins @ 1:00 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Sat March 20, 2021
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
"If the bus driver's act in fact occurred, then this is a problem in terms of morality in general"
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Fri March 19, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists finally discover a miracle, but then they had sex, so they don't care
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Thu March 18, 2021
(UPI)
 
 
 
Ohio Attorney General sues Biden Administration over key element in $1.9T COVID-19 relief package that forces states to choose between receiving funding and lowering taxes
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Preeminent epidemiologist of his generation showed how the pandemic was hardest on the poor and recommended government health care to prevent future outbreaks...in 1918
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(Some Parent)
 
 
 
In the West, they have snowflakes. In the East, they have strawberries. Here are five signs you as a parent are contributing to Generation Strawberry
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Wed March 17, 2021
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
City enforces COVID restrictions, bar ignores them. City pulls business license, bar does not close. City turns off electricity, bar buys generators. City padlocks doors, bar removes doors. Why yes, the owners are Qdiots
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP Attorney Generals announce intent to fark the poor even more unless they can get more tax cuts
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP attorneys general want their stimulus cake and be able to tell the Feds to eat it, too
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Tue March 16, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Double trouble for drug-resistant cancers. So suck it long, and suck it hard, tumors
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Cool: identifying microbes previously unknown to science. Slightly unnerving: finding them on the ISS
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Mon March 15, 2021
(The Intelligencer)
 
 
 
Federal grand jury hands down four new indictments for Brent Bozell IV, presumably one for each generation of humanity fail
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's so endearing when the younger generation finds The Old Memes
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(The Week)
 
 
 
What does the future hold for students of the Covid generation?
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Sat March 13, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons will sell you his Beverly Hills mansion for cool 25 million dollars. Bleach, disinfectant extra
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
One final act of generosity from a woman who found so much joy finding cats their forever home. Welcome to Caturday
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(Boing Boing)
 
Weeners
 
Man makes the wurst decision of his life by sampling his victim's sausage and leaving it behind
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Fri March 12, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Bats and wild animals across the globe now need to get new fake IDs. THANKS, science
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Thu March 11, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
We're Ggoingg to need a bbiGGer punnett square
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Wed March 10, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Facebook denies it is a Monopoly and asks the judge to toss the anti-trust suit filed by the FTC and State Attorneys General; an argument that might have been more persuasive if they weren't represented by the firm of Tophat, Shoe, and Thimble
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A new genomic tool for wheat rust is now spreading all over researchers globally
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
This new test can detect gene doping in horses and Russia's not happy about it, probably
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
You may want to cut back on those placental smoothies
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Marijuana sales reached a record high during pandemic, generating nearly a half a billion dollars in tax revenue for Washington State and possibly imperiling the state's strategic Funyon reserves
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Even at a time of heightened political polarization, Republicans and Democrats can agree on one thing: They generally don't like Mitch McConnell very much." We are indeed the United States of Fark that Turtle-looking bastard, fark him right in eye
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Tue March 09, 2021
(News 4 San Antonio)
 
 
 
Remaining open after the city stripped electricity from a gentleman's club has generated criminal charges. Currently, the parties are not conducting negotiations, butt we're hoping for the breast result
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Mon March 08, 2021
(FedScoop)
 
 
 
US government's General Services Administration auctioning .7501 Bitcoin
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two women to be promoted to 4 star generals. FARK: Nominations placed on hold until after the election fearing Trump would not let anyone but a white male be nominated. Tag for the fact this had to be done
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Sat March 06, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
A real-life Jurassic Park, but with plants. Life finds a way
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
John McAfee charged with being a nuisance to polite society. Some crypto fraud in there too but generally for being a nuisance to polite society
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Fri March 05, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK Government to NHS - "After the horrible last year, please accept this generous 1% pay rise". NHS - "Thank you for the offer. Please accept this generous strike action"
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Wed March 03, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Turns out Elaine Chao's resignation may not have been related to the insurrection, but rather to the fact that the Transportation Department's inspector general referred her for a criminal investigation into misuse of her office
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
General Motors, Toyota, Target, Macy's and other large firms tell Texas employees they don't care what their nutty governor says. No mask, no work, no kidding
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Younger generations are having fewer kids, and it is leading to a potential crisis on our hands
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
Netflix has adapted Mark Millar's generational superhero saga Jupiter's Legacy, and...WTF happened to the boobs and codpieces?
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Tue March 02, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Mouse sperm generated in rats and your mom is nowhere to be found
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The gall of some bugs
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The gall of some bugs
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby is looking to buy a cast iron griddle like the one in the link but is scared to take the plunge into cast iron cooking. Anyone with experience with similar items and how to care for cast iron cookware in general?
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Gene prevents cancer. Ace, Paul, and Peter begin planning world tour
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Gene prevents cancer. Ace, Paul, and Peter begin planning world tour
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Mon March 01, 2021
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Break out your Louisiana spices, a mutant marbled crayfish species is taking over the world. We will be lucky to eat our way through it
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Sat February 27, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Not news: drinking pop is bad for your general health. News: drinking pop could lead to rheumatoid arthritis. Fark: the inevitable debate over "pop" vs "soda" in the comments to the right
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Fri February 26, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
♪ Mothers don't let their bee-bees grow up to be non-social. Their care and their feeding selects for that breeding, and keeps them from beeing alone... ♪
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
The Missouri Attorney General, the Republican AG Association, dark money, and insurrection. Why can't we get something nice out of Missouri? Why is it always treason or sadness in the Ozarks?
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Exercise generates immune cells in bone as basements and porn rebrand as gyms
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Man's warrior gene fails to keep him out of prison
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Drinking buddies, oysters, movie composers, and offensive team names are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Feb. 7-13
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NYC, couldn't you just have stuck to the generic version of coronavirus? Not everything has be homegrown
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Who has four hooves, pink hair, a stylish messenger bag, and a mission to save the world? Find out this Fall when the next generation of My Little Pony debuts on Netflix
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists come up with a gene editing tool that takes them beyong Crispr
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists come up with a gene editing tool that takes them beyong Crispr
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(CREW)
 
 
 
Postmaster General Louis DeJoy testifies under oath that he never ordered cuts to overtime for USPS workers last summer, despite a memo sent to Republican Senate staffers saying the opposite
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(Rapid City Journal)
 
 
 
It's red state miracle as articles of impeachment are filed against the South Dakota attorney general since misdemeanor charges for a hit and run pedestrian death seemed a tad light
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Tue February 23, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
There are many different ways to charge your cell phone like batteries, solar power, electromagnetic resonant technology, pee, generat...WAIT, what?
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(US Postal Service)
 
 
 
US Postal Service awards Oshkosh Defense 10-year contract to build up to 165,000 Next Generation Delivery Vehicles. Incidentally, they also make the Pentagon's armored MRAP and MATV vehicles
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Not only did Texas skimp on winterizing its power generation equipment, they also skimped out on teaching people about sublimation in science class
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
That Guy on your FB feed will claim the Biden Administration blocked Texas from generating more power before the storm hit. They actually did the exact opposite, giving TX a temporary waiver from emissions rules so plants could go to max capacity
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(Medpage Today)
 
 
 
My fellow Americans, the Corporate Surgeon General of the United States of Anybody Handing Out Six Figure Consulting Fees
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Mon February 22, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Finding outliers could reveal Covid's weak points. Finding Outlanders could be a sequel to a Ron Moore show
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rare Fandom/Politics crossover: how do you violate the Geneva Conventions in video games?
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Sun February 21, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rather than telling those brokers that they're not going to be paid $9,000 for a MW of electricity that costs about $20 to generate, we have a Congressman wanting to use taxpayer money to bail them out
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(Ultimate Guitar)
 
 
 
Who said rock is dead? Oh right, Gene Simmons. Well here are 10 of the best rock debuts of the last 10 years to prove him wrong
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
Star Trek: The Next Generation - The story of a bunch of vegetarian space socialists who are always right
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz's little Mexican excursion has generated a mess of memes. You can help the good fight
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Sure, you might die of drug-resistant bacterial or fungal infections, but on the other hand, your lawn will be the envy of all your neighbors
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone. Nvidia is nerfing cryptomining on their video cards
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Dutch researchers develop a nose spray that prevents covid infection in ferrets, only remains for them to develop little spray bottles that the ferrets can operate themselves
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Remember last year, when the South Dakota Attorney General ran over and killed someone, then left the scene? Well, justice finally caught up to him and he's been charged with... oh, fark you
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Biden authorizes FEMA to provide generators and supplies to states hit by storms. Well, good, but he insulted them first, right? Implied it was their fault? Implied that he should be appreciated more? Wait, he didn't? What is this I don't even
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(DW)
 
 
 
'Generation Z' protesters to take on the military. This should end well
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Demand for alternative home powering sources is surging amid an increase in extreme weather events. In other words, Generac is hiring
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
World's oldest DNA sequenced from teeth of million-year-old Siberian mammoths, proving that a good bit of junk in the trunk can lead to genetic material getting everywhere
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Your DNA is dancing
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Remember the frothing mob, including one Douglas Jensen, that chased Capitol Police Officer Eugene Goodman up all those flights of stairs? So does a grand jury
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Republican attorneys general and their dark money backers are not waiting for President Biden to actually do anything wrong, but have declared their solemn intention to use the courts to block everything he does because Democrat
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Previous generations felt old when things of their childhood became cool and retro. We've had the internet long enough where early websites are reaching the same point: a teenager in Germany made a MySpace clone. And it's gaining popularity
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Energy Reliability Council of Texas (ERCOT) in 1989: Wow, that sucked, we should winterize our generators. 2011: Wow that sucked, we should winterize our generators. Texans in 2021: Who could have see this coming?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"A surprising number of ivory bison are being born in the West, confounding geneticists, delighting the rest of us, and we hope fulfilling a Native American prophecy of peace and goodwill on earth"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Covid-19 may reject type-O blood
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Mon February 15, 2021
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Since Trump got away with it, Indiana Attorney General has no problem doing it himself
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Basically the bits missing from Subby's genome are found in Capuchin monkeys
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Before the Doctor made regenerating cool as a fez, there was the Dalai Lama
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Sun February 14, 2021
(WEAU Eau Claire)
 
 
 
Wisconsin's Sturgeon General charged in caviar investigation
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Sat February 13, 2021
(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
TX Atty General Ken Paxton has 700 attorneys on staff, but none of them is, according to him, a very good attorney, so he wants $43 million to hire outsiders. Well, sure, clearly his office is great at hiring decisions
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(NPR)
 
 
 
I'm just a Neanderthal brain organoid, your complex social networks frighten and confuse me
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Fri February 12, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senators for once unanimously agree on something, vote to give Capitol Police Officer Eugene Goodman the Congressional Gold Medal. It truly is heartwarming to see how a Goodman can unite us
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
How do harmless gut bacteria go bad? Scientists have ruled out cigarettes, snooker, and rock and roll
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(Wired UK)
 
 
 
A lone Covid infection had one job to do and stay like the other infections, but NOOOO it had to venture off and change the course of the whole pandemic
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(Nature)
 
 
 
No, I'm sure that it's perfectly normal to grow abnormal brains intentionally. Did you bring the wine?
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Thu February 11, 2021
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Fish had the genes to adapt to life on land while they were still swimming the seas. It was simply a matter of scaling up their lifestyles
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
There's a new bounty hunting app available to the general public. What could possibly go wrong?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
We appreciate your bravery and service, Officer Eugene Goodman. Human emotions, Mitt Romney
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(Politico)
 
 
 
NY General Assembly advances bill to rename "Donald J. Trump State Park"; but honestly " a dilapidated and unused collection of more than 400 acres located about eight miles east of {the middle of nowhere}" seems like a VERY fitting memorial to him
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
I've heard that he human body generates more bio-electricity than a 120-volt battery and over 25,000 BTU's of body heat... so I should be able to power my car with this?
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Today's word is "anthrophony," or human-generated ocean noise, and it is killing the soundtrack of our oceans. With AV goodness, no cetacean needed
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Atlanta's oldest, iconic Krispy Kreme is ablaze. Damn you, General Sherman
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
After the PRC censorship committee looks over the catalogue, Steam in China comes out with a whopping 53 games. Subby willing to wager Command & Conquer Generals is probably not on the list
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Analysis of "living fossil" DNA puts the can't in coelacanth
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(H)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hydrogen power paste generator unit
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(CNN)
 
Video
 
"Even I can tell this isn't funny", he reportedly said
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Postmaster General says he apologizes for ruining Christmas for many to help Trump sabotage mail in voting and please don't fire me
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
Have we actually degenerated to the point that people can't handle one machine screw?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rare yellow lobster named Banana is a one-in-30 million find born with a genetic mutation, is delicious with butter
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Just one mutation sets fish fins on the path to be an arm or a leg
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Ancient owl vomit helps researchers unpack prehistoric bone secrets just a little sooner than their poops
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Sun February 07, 2021
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Louisiana Attorney General sues journalist for asking for public records
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Sat February 06, 2021
(Time)
 
 
 
If this is the next generation I'm good with turning over the reins to them
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Tiny, old, 'n busted: CRISPR-edited genes. New nano-hotness: CRISPR-edited mitochondria
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Every sperm is sacred, but it turns out some are real dicks
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
The human genome turns 20. Just think - next year it can drink
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Gene mod that increases rice yields by 30%. But that just helps farmers, so probably a non-starter
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Yo mama is so smart she knew hypoxia, which is a feature inside solid cancer tumors, reprograms methylation of ribosomal RNAs and not knock-off oreos
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(The College Post)
 
 
 
Saddleback College will dump Gauchos mascot because "many see the current symbol as denigrating to Latin Americans in general and Mexican-Americans in particular." So, you're saying gauchos don't wear Mexican cowboy hats?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
General urges Military to get comfortable with "throwaway equipment" like drones, your mom
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Wed February 03, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Adam Schiff lobbying Gavin Newsom to appoint him California's next attorney general
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"For some reason, the researchers gave the algorithm a picture of the Democratic congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and found that it also automatically generated an image of her in a bikini"
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Tue February 02, 2021
(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
The ambulance driver from Madden on the Sega Genesis has been found
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(Some Young Boomer)
 
 
 
Generation Jones explains why the youngest Boomers never quite feel part of their own generation
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Looks like the Doctor will be regenerating back into a white male. Subby still rooting for Maurice Moss (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
When your toilet wants a rave, it generates its own foamy mosh pit
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Georgia GOP worries that Margarine Traitor Greene is going all General Sherman on the party next election cycle
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Sun January 31, 2021
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
A second Alaska Attorney General resigns due to sex scandal
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Fri January 29, 2021
(Academic Times)
 
 
 
I've seen this movie. It ends with all of us living in pods and Keanu trying to save us
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Some would even say they glow
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
US Air Force is well on its way to creating terminator force that can regenerate itself with technology that may heal wounds more than five times faster than the human body
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Male butterflies may be Axe murderers
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Plitidepsin found to work better than remdesivir for treating COVID-19, serving as a field sobriety test
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Coca Cola General counsel reminds big law firms when he says they want them to diversify he means hire Black attorneys
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
10-year-old kids steal an RV and drive erratically while running other cars off the road; generally making them indistinguishable from most RV owners
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Thu January 28, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
America's Most Not Corrupt Governor understated COVID nursing home deaths by up to 50%, but that's just the sort of spluttering hate you'd expect from...his own attorney general
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
General Electric Motors
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
The CDC still does not recommend the general public wear N95 masks, a statement that will perplex many who believe themselves perfectly qualified to wear a space suit, a diving tank, or a jet pack
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Wed January 27, 2021
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Our oceans have many more viruses than the Milky Was has stars. Put that in your water pipe and smoke it
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
New Family Dollar store opens proving they don't regenerate from spoors overnight
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Tue January 26, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Your dog's ancestors migrated to the Americas about 15,000 years ago, probably looking for top quality steaks
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Mon January 25, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's the first Monday of the Biden administration, and the liberal mainstream media is just starting to wake up, bleary eyed with a hangover, and realize that it no longer has an automatic Outrageous Headline Generator inhabiting the White House
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(Ultimate Guitar)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons thinks he's stronger and more talented than Mick Jagger. Wait, let subby laugh even harder
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Sun January 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Absolutely adorable ugly-ass white kangaroo born at the New York Zoo
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Absolutely adorable ugly-ass white kangaroo born at the New York Zoo
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Johnson & Johnson now just Johnson
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Fri January 22, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
A bipartisan bill was introduced in the Senate to award Officer Eugene Goodman.....excuse me Deputy Senate Sergeant-at-Arms Eugene Goodman, the Congressional Gold Medal for his heroics during the siege of the Capitol. Good man indeed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you had "two days" before the Republicans started their efforts to obstruct Biden, come collect your prize. Texas' Attorney General, the one that filed that embarrassing election lawsuit has filed suit over Biden's EO on immigration
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Researchers in Germay use designer protein to make paralyzed mice walk again, promise not to give them anything that grows them large and makes them dance to techno music
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The only NFL General Manager smart enough to draft A-Aron in the first round has left us too soon
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Thu January 21, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
PRESIDENT Biden to NRLB's top lawyer at around 1pm yesterday: I want your resignation. NRLB's General Counsel: I refuse. Biden: okay sport, then you're fired, effective immediately
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Biden says Trump's letter was "very generous". Subby thinks this means he put a 50 in it as a bribe to get the impeachment called off
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Wed January 20, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Eugene Goodman, the Capitol Police officer who led rioters away from the Senate chamber, will escort Kamala Harris at the inauguration as the new acting deputy House Sergeant at Arms
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Vancouver Is Awesome)
 
 
 
60 year-old man and his 25 year-old girlfriend hit with $460 fine for fake coughing in the general direction of other gym users. Warrants issued for French taunters at the castle of their master, Guy de Lombard
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
C. diff's inflammation makes life easy for itself
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Mon January 18, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
No, Don, you don't get to tell the incoming Attorney General what to do
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Sat January 16, 2021
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
A very cool way for Gummy Bears to teach your kids genetics. Here comes the candy science
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Fri January 15, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Saying "science will always be at the forefront of my administration," Biden picks geneticist as science adviser AND boosts the position to Cabinet level. The predecessor was a meteorologist
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Honest Menu Descriptions : "Comparing to our General Tao Chicken, this one is not THAT good"
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Facebook)
 
 
 
MN Gun Owner's Caucus recommends "not attending armed protest events unless you are familiar with the group". In other words, don't fall for the cheap generic militias, stick with the name brands you know and trust
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Wed January 13, 2021
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Dollar General employees to get 4 hours pay if they get Covid vaccine. So about $19.00 then?
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Tue January 12, 2021
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
A discussion of Canadian-designed lipids in the Pfizer and Moderna(?) vaccines. Read the comments Ray: "JW Ulm, MD PhD" makes an interesting point about potential side-effects years after injection, and a fascinating thread ensues
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
DC attorney general considering riot incitement charges against HalfScoop, Rudy, and Mo Brooks. It's a start
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Mon January 11, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Facebook shuts down Ugandan accounts ahead of general elections, proving that they're concerned with democracy in at least SOME countries
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
US Supreme Court denies expedited consideration to lawsuits filed by Trump's campaign challenging election procedures. Unfortunately, unless trolls are felled by fire or acid damage they just regenerate and resume attacking in a few rounds
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A growing number of Republican officials: We had no idea, none, that our attorney generals were sending out robocalls urging people to participate in the insurrection. Please stop asking us about it. Please?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Gene Masseth unavailable for comment
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Sat January 09, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
How many generations will we lose, of soldiers covered in breading, trenches filled with oil, greasy buns littering the floors of the battlefields? When will we learn?
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Fri January 08, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
As I was working in the lab one day... We applied luciferase reporting to Bacillus subtilis that day... and we said... Does bacteria really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
As I was working in the lab one day... We applied luciferase reporting to Bacillus subtilis that day... and we said... Does bacteria really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Group chaired by the ATTORNEY FARKING GENERAL OF GEORGIA called Trump supporters to urge them to march to U.S. Capitol in days leading up to insurrection attempt
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers have developed a new method to revamp and minimize the yeast genome. Brewers, bakers, candlestick takers all delighted
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
One would think if your cells had glowing probes you'd be pretty unique to begin with. And a rockstar at raves
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