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Wed November 24, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Record high gas prices causing headaches for the six or seven people in California who actually use heavy-duty trucks for work. It's hitting the coal rolling idiots who drive them as big shiny penis substitutes as well, but f*** them
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Sat November 20, 2021
(CHEK News)
 
 
 
British Columbia introduces gas rationing on Vancouver Island, some travel restrictions in flood-affected areas of province. No word yet on blackout curtains, Victory Bond sales
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Thu November 18, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Where's the beef? It's off getting 20% more expensive
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Wed November 17, 2021
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
US retail sales have increased despite everything
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Mon November 15, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
High gas prices and heating costs will cost low-income families the most, according to the Institute of No Shiat Sherlock
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Fri November 12, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Gas station unknowingly tests a new blended fuel. Repair shop owners happier with the outcome than the customers
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Gas station unknowingly tests a new blended fuel. Repair shop owners happier with the outcome than the customers
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Wed November 10, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Area man is a passionate opponent of what he imagines inflation to be
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Tue October 26, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Good news from GM: they're installing 40,000 EV chargers at dealerships nationwide. GM farking it up as usual: they aren't fast chargers, so they are essentially useless
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Mon October 25, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Grass, ass also become record commodities in the UK
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Fri October 22, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
At around $2.01, this is almost twice as expensive as the average price of gasoline in the region. Did I mention this price was per liter?
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Thu October 21, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Headline: Petrol station stocks back to normal. "Normal": storage tanks in Great Britain were 45% full ... the highest since May
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(Jalopnik)
 
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Isn't it irresponsible to let a motorcycle stunt rider rip around a decorative glass museum? Yes
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(Jalopnik)
 
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Isn't it irresponsible to let a motorcycle stunt rider rip around a decorative glass museum? Yes
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Tue October 19, 2021
(Fox 21 Duluth)
 
 
 
Duluth. Duluth. Duluth is on fire
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Tue October 12, 2021
(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Driver huffs compressed gas and levels porch two blocks from subby's home, who is somehow not involved, probably
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Driver huffs compressed gas and levels porch two blocks from subby's home, who is somehow not involved, probably
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Tue October 05, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
As the UK is so intent on creating its very own Brexit Hunger Games, each EU state has kindly agreed to send 1 truck driver as Tribute. May the odds be ever in your favor
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Fri October 01, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
A big shutdown was avoided, but the government is still a little bit shut down
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Indie gas stations in the UK run out of fuel, Mumford & Sons albums
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Thu September 30, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
Brexit has now reached the "let's have prisoners drive our trucks" stage of desperation. What could possibly go wrong?
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Wed September 29, 2021
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
New drug made from catalytic converters leaves users exhausted
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently, G.I. Joe is poaching UK lorry drivers, probably to undermine Destro's M.A.R.S. Industries
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're mailing emus wrong
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
UK government yesterday: please don't panic buy petrol. UK today: chaos, violence, and shortages due to wide-spread panic-buying of petrol
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Keep Calm and Put The Army on Standby
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Mon September 27, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Brexit ushers in a new green era in the UK, sales of gasoline have come to a stop
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK suspends fundamental law of economics to increase supply. That's not how that works
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Sun September 26, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
There is no fuel shortage, says the UK's transport secretary who also does not look like a beaver
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Kung fuel fighting (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat September 25, 2021
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Cops charge woman with torching two police cruisers, just because she was seen around them, then found by the police station door with a can of gasoline, lighter and book of matches. Whatever happened to reasonable doubt?
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Fri September 24, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
To be fair, the UK did make it nearly 10 whole months before having to plead for EU workers to come back to save them from food and fuel shortages. Subby thought they'd only make it six
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Walmart to layoff layaways. Replaces it with a buy now, pay more later plan
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Thu September 23, 2021
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
It tastes like being picked on in the fifth grade
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Tue September 21, 2021
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Thief dies after being pinned under car trying to steal its catalytic converter. He must have been exhausted
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Shooting of gas station worker by anti-masker shocks the United States. Wait, make that "shocks Germany," we'd need a stack of bodies and a Satanic nun dancing on a pile of dead babies dressed up as Marilyn Monroe to move the outrage needle here
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Tue September 14, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
US inflation may have caught a touch of the Δ
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Mon September 06, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Blade runners: Why planes still run on leaded gasoline
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Fri September 03, 2021
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Native American child held down and has hair cut off in school. This report brought to you by 1921....check that, it was yesterday
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Thu September 02, 2021
(Internet Archive)
 
 
 
Attention K-Mart in-store music lovers: This former employee just made your day
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Wed September 01, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Who holds back the electric car?
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Tue August 31, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Americans are being discouraged from hoarding gasoline. But that's just what THEY want you to think. Now where did I put those trash bags?
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Mon August 30, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
I know a guy whose brain is toast / He'll roll the coal / And loudly boast / "I don't know grammar," / And he'll freely sneeze / He won't use facemasks / Or take vaccines / But now he uses unleaded gasoline / Unleaded gasoline / Unleaded gasolines
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Tue August 24, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ's gas tax is **checks notes** GOING DOWN??
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ's gas tax is **checks notes** GOING DOWN??
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
OMG why didn't they just make cars electric from the beginning? Slate, just asking questions
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Tue August 17, 2021
(Some Guy at Work)
 
 
 
"A trash truck erupted in flames Monday in Temecula, causing a liquid propane fuel tank to explode, hurling debris into nearby fire engines" Garbage men on the scene heard to say 'and the air...just right...for drinking'
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Thu August 12, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
So would an additional 6.2% of doodly-squat be considered an upgrade to diddly-squat?
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Mon August 09, 2021
(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
Want to drive a 200mph electric Corvette? Get in line behind the skinny white-haired guy in the aviator shades
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Thu August 05, 2021
(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
Driver hospitalized after propane truck explodes, showing why it's never wise to tempt the wrath of Hank Hill
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Wed August 04, 2021
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Your god is kind of a dick. Second half of the instructions somewhat made sense though
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Sat July 31, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Service station mixes up the gasoline and diesel storage tanks. Whoopsie-daisy
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Service station mixes up the gasoline and diesel storage tanks. Whoopsie-daisy
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