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Sat April 17, 2021
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC on ESPN 22, Robert Whittaker vs Kelvin Gastelum, prelims at 7 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET, both on ESPN and ESPN+. Also freakshow boxing, with YouTube "celebrity" Jake Paul vs retired MMA fighter Ben Askren at 9 PM
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Las Vegas tourists finding new creative places to park to avoid high parking fees at resorts
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Fri April 16, 2021
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Turns out if you don't use gas and rubber bullets on protesters, they eventually leave on their own
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Thu April 15, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Which they will abandon if they ever assume power of course
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Gas, ass, or salad
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Co-president Manchin nominates fossil-fuel lawyer for Interior Dept. #2 official
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here stalking the ISS at 17,000 MPH. It's just swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflecting the light from Venus, at 254-miles above the Earth, in Space (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Salon)
 
 
 
On the Gaslight trail with Tuck yer Carlson. Yeah, that's right, yer Carlson. It's disgusting
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gaspedo parties? You bet your ass there were Gaspedo parties
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're boiling your eggs wrong. AGAIN. This time it's a different reason
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Brooklyn Center passed a resolution forbidding BCPD from using crowd control tactics like kettling, rubber bullets, tear gas, and mass arrests. 15 minutes later, BCPD decides they're above that law too
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Glenn Greenwald goes full "actually, it's ephebophilia" in defense of Gaspedo Gaetz
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Las Vegas to ban ornamental grass, possibly because watering your lawn in a desert is stupid
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Sun April 11, 2021
(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
Car & Driver magazine advocates for a higher state-level gas tax, wins today's brass balls award for taking a stand their advertisers might dislike
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Sat April 10, 2021
(NASA)
 
 
 
High: -8: Low: -117. Chance of precipitation: 0%. That's your live weather report from Isidus Planitia, and we'll be back with the traffic after these messages
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(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
You're at a gas station, checking your phone for directions to your next destination, when Gas Pump Gertrude starts biatching at you for sitting at the pump "too long". What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In his first public remarks since being accused of trafficking and solicitation, Gaspedal Gaetz quotes Margaret Thatcher: "If you want something done, hire a woman"
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Fri April 09, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
OJ finds the real settlement with a Las Vegas hotel that realized that if the defamation accusations don't legally fit a jury must acquit for OJ
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Thu April 08, 2021
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
88 yo with dementia drives 375 miles looking for the local repair shop. "I gassed up 3 times." PA Police - "he had his wits about him"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Gaston from Beauty and the Beast is Disney's best villain. Prove me wrong
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Today's Gas Pedal news involves potential "escort" trafficking, a marijuana entrepreneur and The Bahamas. Confused? You won't be after this episode
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Americans are spreading fake news faster than a government made virus carried by fleeing soldier and his family crashing into a gas station in east Texas
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Spooky spiders from Mars explained after over two decades. The ball-breaking fly still at large
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Sat April 03, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Mike Rowe's new show is just Oil and Gas Propaganda
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Mother Jones would like to enlighten us all of some of their Gaspedo Gaetz stories. No, that story about that one night in a bar with a Farker is not included
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Mike Rowe goes from Dirty Jobs to taking the oil/gas industry's dirty money, shilling for an industry that shiats on blue collar jobs and the environment more than any other. Hopefully, this stink won't wash off him as easily as sewage
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
"Big Red is an experimental gas turbine-powered super-truck for the 1970s." The 1966 future is now
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Gaspedal Gaetz:"I'm going to work for Fox News." Fox News:"No you won't...you stranger person we have never met or heard from in our entire life"
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
We should all have reason to smile like this
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
CBS takes William Petersen and Jorja Fox out of storage, attaches them to a CSI reboot, this one set in Vegas
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Gaspedal Gaetz says OAN, Fox, and Newmax are competing for the services of a sex trafficker
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Wed March 31, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Matt "Gaspedo" Gaetz' co-conspirator and tax collector Joel Greenberg gets his *third* superseding indictment leveled against him. This time for a conspiracy with an SBA employee to file false claims for disaster loans
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Honda recalls 600K vehicles to fix fuel pumps, surprising industry observers who suggest they should be recalling gas stations instead
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Tue March 30, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Gaetz hitting the gas to get out of Congress
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Know how gas prices tend to spike when oil supplies suddenly drop? WELL THIS IS LITERALLY ELEVENTY MILLION TIMES WORSE
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Sun March 28, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
NBD, just a couple of LAPD chopper pilots casually joking about dumping gasoline on protesters and burning them alive
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You may not have the Monet you need to get Degas to travel to the Louvre, but don't worry - they've put the entire art collection online
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
What would a non-polonium-based solution from Vladimir Putin look like?
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Sat March 27, 2021
(gCaptain)
 
 
 
Goods being held up by the Suez Canal blockage include oil, automobiles, consumer electronics, 92,000 head of livestock, clothing, natural gas, furniture...hold on back up a few
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Fri March 26, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A genuine Whistler was bought for only $4, raising eyebrows at potential deals for legitimate Tooters, Assquacks, Howlers, Burblers, or even the Silent But Deadly Gassers
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Thu March 25, 2021
(WJRT)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, Michigan Republicans pass bill to make gas cans easier to use
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Magnetic black holes, how do they work?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Suez container ship also appears to be responsible for an earlier dick move, literally
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Tue March 23, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
We've been doing it all wrong, gasped Tom breathlessly
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Mon March 22, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
One might almost say... a self-gas-pedal?
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
More than 30 days after Texas froze to death, one low-income apartment complex in Austin still doesn't have gas. But certainly race has nothing to do with it
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Every year, 7 billion baby chickens are tossed into shredding machines, gassed, or suffocated in plastic bags
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Sun March 21, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From the Hey Ladies, He's Single files: "Arrested for shooting paintballs at active servicemen, a search of Olson's QAnon graffiti-covered vehicle revealed a gas mask, taser, throwing knives, police scanner, and a handwritten manifesto"
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Sat March 20, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
How Vegas is betting on The World of Concrete to save them
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
SpaceX hacked, Virgin Orbit worth $3 billion, Pegasus survives, Relativity gets DoD contract, China to build its 5th spaceport, German rocket to use Ukrainian engines, and SpaceX made failed bid to launch a tiny payload with a Starship 🚀
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Fri March 19, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Two gas tanks ignite this Tag to blazing glory as Captain Obvious backs his '76 Ford Pinto into the rear end of Ric Romero's '75 Mercury Bobcat
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Apparently, gas prices were too low again
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(Escapist Magazine)
 
 
 
Encumbrance in video games: Should it be a thing? Subby loves its challenge, but yeah, too many hours of Fallout: New Vegas were spent in a bombed-out convenience store sorting out bullets, food, guns, drugs, hopes, dreams, moments of life
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Wed March 17, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
What car has the best grille now to the left, gas-fueled discussion to the right. New BMWs already excluded
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different. Be amazed. Be flabbergasted. Be gobsmacked. Fark World Tour, ZIPPO'S CIRCUS. Enjoy. Dare you not to smile. Dare you not to grin
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Houston Police don't say they had to shoot a 1-year old in the head, but they do say he had a history of tantrums and furtive movements
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Mon March 15, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Bears invade Lake Tahoe home, break gas line upon finding a disappointing lack of pic-a-nic baskets
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Think gas prices are high now? You ain't seen nothing yet
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Right, Covid?" Covid: "Ha ha, no"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Beijing decides Blade Runner 2049's Las Vegas orange skies is worth copying
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's not only epic levels of smugness we all have to deal because of the proliferation of electric vehicles. We're also losing out on gasoline taxes, which pay for roads. The solution? Start taxing drivers by the mile they drive. Way to go, guys
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Kia brings out the E-GMP
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Cats are intolerably ugly, dogs are indifferent to people, bacon and salad are interchangeable just like sugar and gasoline
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Sun March 14, 2021
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Wildfire closes The Garden State Parkway in New Jersey
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The culinary influencer who convinced you that cooking with gas is the only way to achieve perfectly caramelized molecular gastronomic perfection is basically a shill for a Captain Planet villain
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
NASCAR stays in the desert this week with a preview of the season finale at Phoenix, where Kevin Harvick looks to try and reverse his Vegas luck. It's the InstaCart 500 at Phoenix, 3:30 PM ET on FOX
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Fri March 12, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Organized crime is wetting its beak(s) in Brazillian gas stations but the smart ones are using siphons
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Good crap would be a beautifully typeset, well-written document that contained a hundred correct, verifiable sentences and one that was subtly false which is why this is your MSNBC thread for 7PM Eastern
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Thu March 11, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The first rule of gaslighting is to accuse the other side of perfecting it
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Wed March 10, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bipartisan (?) bill in the Senate aims to increase oil and gas royalty rates and increase the minimum bid prices for lease of public land to drill on, because you probably SHOULD increase those prices at least once a century, which we haven't
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(Speedway Media)
 
 
 
Kyle Larson overcame "suspension" problems to win at Las Vegas. Denny Hamlin says the upcoming Bristol dirt track race is "grounds" for excitement, and the announcer pairing of Jeff Gordon and Clint Bowyer is pure "mic joy"
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Tue March 09, 2021
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
The first lesson when learning to drive is, don't run over your mom
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(Taunton Gazette)
 
 
 
Instead of releasing it into the air, Taunton plans to convert sludge gases into biochar so that it won't smell so bad on the outside
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
If there's a strong odor of gas in your mobile home, don't just crack a few windows and head to the bar for a few hours
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chuck E. Cheese's parent company redeems all their arcade tickets to buy the Venetian Las Vegas
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Mon March 08, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Gas prices in SoCal have returned to Trump era levels
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Sun March 07, 2021
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Time to roll the dice and have a NASCAR race outside of the state of Florida. It's the Pennzoil 400 presented by Jiffy Lube at Las Vegas, on Fox at 3:30 PM ET
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Sat March 06, 2021
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Vegas Golden Knights luck at picking hotels is worse than their luck on the ice. Do you know the way to a better place to stay in San Jose, btw?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Nicolas Cage gets married for the fifth time. After a short honeymoon in Vegas, it's only a matter of time before he's leaving Las Vegas
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Fri March 05, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Cheyenne Buckingham, the Ric Romero of food journalism, suggests you try cooking your cruciferous vegetables
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Thu March 04, 2021
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Picturesque hamlet with one gas pump and no dispensary finds itself the center of remote work somehow
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(Durango Herald)
 
 
 
Don't bring a knife to a gun fight, no problem. How about a flamethrower to a gas station?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"How do I stop my 4 year-old from destroying everything in my home?"
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Like people who eat salad but have two pieces of cake for dessert, buyers of green cars opt for gas guzzlers for their second cars
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Las Vegas Sands, the biggest operator of casinos by revenue on the Strip, is getting out of Vegas, baby
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Woman has a really BIG O problem, says she's addicted to orgasms and has had a record 18 of them during sex, also some just from looking at someone. Also, have we finally reached peak The Sun?
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Mon March 01, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Vegas Golden Knights quickly cancel partnership with Mexico-based sports-betting pick seller, because as we all know, Las Vegas is all about being above board and intolerant of unscrupulous touts
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The oil companies have kidnapped Dr. Meinheimer again
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Sun February 28, 2021
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Man soaks himself in gasoline and threatens to light himself on fire and burn his family's house, so the cops are called...and you'll never guess what happens next
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Tue February 23, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Natural gas companies don't want to get on the cart, cite lack of buggy whips
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Another company successfully deploying Level 4 (no safety driver) autonomous cars, this in Las Vegas
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Not only did Texas skimp on winterizing its power generation equipment, they also skimped out on teaching people about sublimation in science class
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *splash*
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Sun February 21, 2021
(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
National Lab boffins crunch all the numbers, say we need to do 8 pretty feasible things to make the US carbon-neutral in 30 years, it'll cost each of us an extra dollar a day, and one of the 8 things is NOT getting rid of natural gas
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rather than telling those brokers that they're not going to be paid $9,000 for a MW of electricity that costs about $20 to generate, we have a Congressman wanting to use taxpayer money to bail them out
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Sat February 20, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Floriduh is using *gasp* SCIENCE in a decision to ban non-native, invasive species -- and (surprisingly) some people have a problem with that
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
For most of us, "pouring gasoline on the flames" is just an expression, but some people just have to demonstrate the truth behind the saying
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gas Pedal Gaetz injects himself into the Zodiac Killer's problem. Promptly puts his foot in his mouth
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
For the third straight day, Mt. Etna is having an orgasm or something
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Gas prices may rise due to Texas refineries going offline. I don't know about you but thanks to the pandemic subby went from filling up every 10 days to filling up every 50 days, so like whatever
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(NPR)
 
 
 
So how do energy producers in Texas feel about their actions which have led to higher prices, several deaths, myriad carbon monoxide poisonings, and hundreds of thousands without power for days? "Obviously, this week is like hitting the jackpot"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
California man who fled to Texas in search of less regulation stunned to discover what happens when you have less regulation
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Thu February 18, 2021
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Gas leak at vape shop
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Freedom-loving, "Invisible Hand"-worshipping governor of Texas goes full socialist and effectively nationalizes Texas' supply of natural gas, ordering none can be shipped out of state until Texas power plants have all they need
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Dallas billionaire Jerry Jones is "hitting the jackpot" thanks to crippling winter storm in Texas, which has left millions without power
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Headline raises the question: Oh shiat, and these guys operate nuclear plants?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Texas power grid failed mostly due to natural gas. Republicans are blaming wind turbines. Farkers are blaming Texans
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Tue February 16, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
They'll be no drinking Sarsaparilla at Gasparilla this year. Or anything else
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Make Taco Tuesday a better experience with this precautionary device
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Mon February 15, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Turtle gassing up getaway vehicle
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bill Gates: Solving Covid easy compared with climate. Welp, we're boned
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Sun February 14, 2021
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Apparently it's Biden's fault that this bozo drives a gas-guzzling Pathfinder
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Just what flatulent lovers need for Valentine's Day, an award-winning chef has created a fart-free curry recipe to spice up the big day
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Streetlights Over Vegas
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
How much of clusterfark is state's COVID-19 vaccine rollout? Woman who got her first vaccination in local Tampa Bay area got second shot cancelled, then rescheduled over 250 miles away in Miami
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
There's battle lines being drawn. Nobody's right if everybody's wrong. Young people speaking their minds. Getting so much resistance from behind. Better stop in the Friday MSNBC discussion thread for 7PM Eastern
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(DW)
 
 
 
Russians getting ready to pass gas in Europe
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Thu February 11, 2021
(GQ)
 
 
 
It's like Andre Agassi and Steffi Graff, but with soccer. And if bother were women. Cool tag beats giggity and boobies tags because we aren't always 13 years. Sometimes we're just happy for a happy, successful couple at the top of their game
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Prove it, Gaspedal. If you don't need PACs, start criminalizing them then feel your Floridian masters stomp your breaks, I triple dog dare you
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I have never been able to orgasm quietly. I feel aware of the "porny" noise stereotype, which is essentially how I sound every time I climax"
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Maybe you didn't grow up in the first house on your street to have color TV, or cable, or a video game system, or a computer, or whatever, but hey, "first house on your street to have a drive-through" is still available
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Mon February 08, 2021
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Man covers himself in gasoline, throws Molotov cocktail at police, may have shouted something about the aristocrats
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers create a plastic film that suppresses the coronavirus, rendering practically all gas station sammiches and the leftovers in your fridge conceivably safe to breathe
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Can making too many new stars actually kill a nearby galaxy?
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Sat February 06, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The GOP is already revising history with how they and Trump handled the pandemic, here's a preview of how they plan to gaslight the country
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(WLNS Lansing)
 
 
 
Causing a wreck that injures two children, after drinking and while on adderall, is no way to prepare for the big game, son
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas is wasting enough gas to heat about 2 million homes a year. Governor of Texas issues Alamo order to prevent Biden from doing anything about it
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Fri February 05, 2021
(IGN)
 
 
 
Before you fall into a black hole, make sure you learn THIS ONE TRICK
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In other news, Nelson Muntz, Captain Haddock, Ha Ha Guy seen gasping for breath
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Train to be a pilot. A very slow pilot
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Wed February 03, 2021
(BroBible)
 
 
 
Fart free or die
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Unicorn poot gas? Angel hair? Hangover-free alcohol? The love of a good cat?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Big Oil CEO says going green 'will have a cost for everybody.' Adding, 'but you can trust us - we're your best friends, and we'd never lie to you, ever ever ever.' *pinky swear*
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gasoline to become as valuable as its companies' executives
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Tue February 02, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Investigators announce that it could take them years to identify a workable patsy for the nitrogen gas leak at that Georgia poultry plant
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Sun January 31, 2021
(Dutch News)
 
 
 
Amsterdam's red light area to be moved to a purpose-built "erotic centre" on the outskirts. No grass or ass for tourists within the city. Gas still available
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Sat January 30, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Rare Film of Monet, Renoir, Rodin and Degas. For you youngsters, they were like the Bob Ross of their day
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"I'm the King of Las Vegas" he shouted from the bow of the Trumptanic
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Fri January 29, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Johnson & Johnson says their Covid-19 vaccine is only 72% effective but at least you won't die in the hospital gasping for breath if you take it. So yay?
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(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Everything you ever wanted to know about hot farts, but were too afraid to ask
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Thu January 28, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Wyoming already gets more than 35% of its budget from the federal government. Will Biden's leasing ban put the entire state on welfare?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The guy President Biden put in charge of climate change has a private jet therefore climate change is a hoax and we should put Trump back in office for life
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
New Vegas mod taken offline as it was discovered one of the contributors made a worse artistic choice than casting Matthew Perry
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Locking gas cap, trail cam, and Nike tattoo thwart crime of the century
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz is coming to gas pedal House GOP leadership like Kevin McCarthy, who are likely too busy giving Trump an honorary lapdance before the impeachment. *Waits for audible disgust from farkers at mental image* ...You're welcome
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Wed January 27, 2021
(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
To reduce their carbon footprint, brewery collects CO2 during fermentation, then converts it into liquid carbon dioxide, which is then used to carbonate the beer. It does get released out of the end user. Or user's ends, however
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(Some Gassy Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Gas Giant
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
As renewable energy becomes a hot commodity, the S&P warns 13 oil and gas companies a downgrade is in their future
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Thanks to E-Zpass, millions of drivers no longer have to stop to pay tolls... and now you can use it to pay for gas, too. Still working on how to get gas without stopping, though
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Mon January 25, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Looks like Republicans have found the real villain in the COVID-19 debacle in the U.S., Dr. Fauci, for getting a few things wrong in the beginning and, gasp, changing his mind based on new facts later
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(Malawi 24)
 
 
 
Talk about burying the lede; "death by extreme orgasm" should've been the headline of this article
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Today's special at the restaurant: gas leak. FARK: From illegal hook up to another gas line because the city shut the restaurant's gas off for repeatedly breaking COVID guidelines. Glad they don't have smoking sections in California anymore
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Elon Musk is the king of vertical integration. He wants to drill for his own methane, with which to power his rockets
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Sun January 24, 2021
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Something stinks at the California Public Utilities Commission and it's not the sewer gas
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(AP News)
 
 
 
President Biden went to church this morning, and no American citizens were tear-gassed in the process. Amen
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(Winona Daily News)
 
 
 
Throwback Thursdays are usually lighthearted news filler. Not in Winona, where they throw back to the good old days of carbon monoxide asphyxiation at home
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Sat January 23, 2021
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Is there credible evidence to support the existence of an afterlife? A Las Vegas businessman says he will spend $1 million to find out
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Fri January 22, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tiny pipeline leak near nature preserve. Strike that, it was 4 times the size the company reported. Nearly 1.2 million gallons
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tiny pipeline leak near nature preserve. Strike that, it was 4 times the size the company reported. Nearly 1.2 million gallons
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Thu January 21, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Trump's 'crony pardons' flabbergast the political world". Is there some alternate definition of the word "Flabbergast" that means "not at all surprised because this is COMPLETELY in line with how he's acted ever day for the last four years"?
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(US Energy Information)
 
 
 
Trumpers posting the price of gas on January 20 2021 to Facebook Timelines so they can point in 4 years and say 'see we were better off under Trump.' What other metrics can be cherry picked to prove Biden screwed America if the economy recovers?
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Much of America celebrated the inauguration of President Biden. Except at a gas station in Prescott, Arizona
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Wed January 20, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Trump didn't start the fire, but he added plenty of gas and matches (warning: evolutionary psychology)
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
A perfect product for Taco Tuesday (exclamation mark) - well, it's more for Windy Wednesday
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(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
The Pinball Hall of Fame in Las Vegas needs your support
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Herogasm is coming
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Mon January 18, 2021
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're a lawyer and a comment you make in court elicits multiple gasps, it's probably not a good thing. Double protip: Saying you'll pay the fine resulting from the gasp-worthy comment with "straight cash homie" ain't a good look either
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If cats can hear the manual can opener pierce the tuna fish can, I'm pretty sure they would hear an approaching Tesla
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Sun January 17, 2021
(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
Yay experimentalists
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Any of you farkers out there ever mine so much bitcoin that you crippled the power grid? Asking for Iran
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
DHS didn't warn any agencies about the obvious threats on Jan 6 because they didn't want to piss off the MAGAS
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Wed January 13, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Their gasbags' rhetoric has turned deadly, but Fox news is staying silent about it
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Tue January 12, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
At least one good thing happening during the pandemic: US greenhouse gas emissions fell 10.3% in 2020
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Sun January 10, 2021
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day, 120 years ago, Big Oil gushed into life
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Fri January 08, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Foetid Hell Friday in the MSNBC discussion thread for 7pm Eastern
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Thu January 07, 2021
(Insurance Journal)
 
 
 
Insurance company lawyer gets fired for posting about his tear gas problems at the Capitol. World's smallest violin is heard playing in the background
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British Gas staff pull the finger on a five-day strike
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Tue January 05, 2021
(Fox 11 Online)
 
 
 
Green Bay visitors bureau calculates $150MM damage to economy caused by no fans at Packers games except front-line workers, who don't count because they're not loaded like out-of-towners who spend big on tickets, parking, gas, meat and beer
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Mon January 04, 2021
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
I'll see your "medical researcher's house raided by police for saying things the governor didn't like" and raise you "state senate staffer 'aggressively questioned' by police at 8am over her boss' proposal for a restriction on police use of tear gas"
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
"How do you feel? Like the kling klang king of the rim ram room." Welcome to the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread where we discuss what movies/TV we've seen this past week. LGT Leaving Las Vegas. Bonus: Name a hangover movie that isn't The Hangover
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Some galaxies are green. All galaxies are made of stars. No stars are never green. WTF?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gase shown the gate
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Fri January 01, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thank farking Christ 2020 is over and the fat orange dude that caused the past 5 years of misery is about to get the boot. This is your first 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread for 2021. GODDAMN it feels good to say 2021
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Thu December 31, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Mission Accomplished
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russian natural gas gets a new rival in Europe as Caspian field starts. Execs have nailed all windows shut, welded elevator doors closed, and banned all tea service for the foreseeable future
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Wed December 30, 2020
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Ahead of the Patriots' game against the Jets, Bill Belichick praises Adam Gase's non-existent coaching ability
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Tue December 29, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Aspen Colorado residents are out of gas
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK sets wind power generation record after Boris Johnson tries to spin Brexit into a win. Also Storm Bella blew through
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Mon December 28, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Some COVID-19 survivors claim virus has wreaked havoc on their sense of smell, leaving them smelling "disgusting" odors such as fish, burnt toast and your Mom's bedroom
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz pushes hard on the gas pedal, exits the Republican Party for pure Trumpism
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Fri December 25, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Merry Christmas all y'all. MSNBC is doing a Dateline marathon today, so no Maddow tonight, but if you're around, let us convene at the regular 7PM Eastern as is our custom
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Thu December 24, 2020
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
News: 21 injured in building explosion. Fark: At Baltimore Gas and Electric headquarters
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Tue December 22, 2020
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Man wins more than $300k after hitting a 7-card straight flush on Pai Gow at Bally's in Vegas. Your last trip to Vegas ended with you waking up in a dumpster behind the Luxor with no pants
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(News 3 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Even the park benches can pay out in Vegas
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Mon December 21, 2020
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Alternative orgasms or perhaps she isn't going to the gym to look better for you
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Rihanna gets gas
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Wawa adds a drive-through to one of its stores. Customers will now hold a holy war over whether this is the best idea ever or an abomination before God, while the rest of the world googles "WTF is Wawa?"
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Sun December 20, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Attorney Gaspedal Gaetz
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Sat December 19, 2020
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Evening MMA: UFC Vegas 17, Stephen "Wonderboy" Thompson vs Geoff Neal, Jose Aldo vs Marlon "Chito" Vera. Prelims at 4 PM ET on ESPN and ESPN+, main card at 7 PM ET on ESPN+
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(Grist)
 
 
 
It's hard to imagine, but ExxonMobile's plan to reduce greenhouse gas emissions may actually be a giant steaming pile of greenhouse gas emissions
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