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Sat April 17, 2021       Saturday Night MMA: UFC on ESPN 22, Robert Whittaker vs Kelvin Gastelum, prelims at 7 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET, both on ESPN and ESPN+. Also freakshow boxing, with YouTube "celebrity" Jake Paul vs retired MMA fighter Ben Askren at 9 PM source: ufc.com   |   share: 360         Las Vegas tourists finding new creative places to park to avoid high parking fees at resorts source: fox5vegas.com   |   share: 24   Fri April 16, 2021       Turns out if you don't use gas and rubber bullets on protesters, they eventually leave on their own source: mprnews.org   |   share: 29   Thu April 15, 2021       Which they will abandon if they ever assume power of course source: ctvnews.ca   |   share: 12         Gas, ass, or salad source: twitter.com   |   share: 72   Wed April 14, 2021       Co-president Manchin nominates fossil-fuel lawyer for Interior Dept. #2 official source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 37         Nothing to see here stalking the ISS at 17,000 MPH. It's just swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflecting the light from Venus, at 254-miles above the Earth, in Space (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 51         On the Gaslight trail with Tuck yer Carlson. Yeah, that's right, yer Carlson. It's disgusting source: salon.com   |   share: 29         Gaspedo parties? You bet your ass there were Gaspedo parties source: cnn.com   |   share: 87   Tue April 13, 2021       You're boiling your eggs wrong. AGAIN. This time it's a different reason source: skillet.lifehacker.com   |   share: 34         Brooklyn Center passed a resolution forbidding BCPD from using crowd control tactics like kettling, rubber bullets, tear gas, and mass arrests. 15 minutes later, BCPD decides they're above that law too source: insider.com   |   share: 211   Mon April 12, 2021 (Some Guy)       Glenn Greenwald goes full "actually, it's ephebophilia" in defense of Gaspedo Gaetz source: greenwald.substack.com   |   share: 173         Las Vegas to ban ornamental grass, possibly because watering your lawn in a desert is stupid source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 97   Sun April 11, 2021       Car & Driver magazine advocates for a higher state-level gas tax, wins today's brass balls award for taking a stand their advertisers might dislike source: caranddriver.com   |   share: 61   Sat April 10, 2021       High: -8: Low: -117. Chance of precipitation: 0%. That's your live weather report from Isidus Planitia, and we'll be back with the traffic after these messages source: mars.nasa.gov   |   share: 13         You're at a gas station, checking your phone for directions to your next destination, when Gas Pump Gertrude starts biatching at you for sitting at the pump "too long". What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO? source: comicsands.com   |   share: 343         In his first public remarks since being accused of trafficking and solicitation, Gaspedal Gaetz quotes Margaret Thatcher: "If you want something done, hire a woman" source: twitter.com   |   share: 70   Fri April 09, 2021       OJ finds the real settlement with a Las Vegas hotel that realized that if the defamation accusations don't legally fit a jury must acquit for OJ source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 5   Thu April 08, 2021       88 yo with dementia drives 375 miles looking for the local repair shop. "I gassed up 3 times." PA Police - "he had his wits about him" source: mcall.com   |   share: 67         Gaston from Beauty and the Beast is Disney's best villain. Prove me wrong source: slate.com   |   share: 75   Wed April 07, 2021       Today's Gas Pedal news involves potential "escort" trafficking, a marijuana entrepreneur and The Bahamas. Confused? You won't be after this episode source: twitter.com   |   share: 51   Tue April 06, 2021       Americans are spreading fake news faster than a government made virus carried by fleeing soldier and his family crashing into a gas station in east Texas source: phys.org   |   share: 56   Mon April 05, 2021       Spooky spiders from Mars explained after over two decades. The ball-breaking fly still at large source: livescience.com   |   share: 8   Sat April 03, 2021       Mike Rowe's new show is just Oil and Gas Propaganda source: earther.gizmodo.com   |   share: 102   Fri April 02, 2021       Mother Jones would like to enlighten us all of some of their Gaspedo Gaetz stories. No, that story about that one night in a bar with a Farker is not included source: threadreaderapp.com   |   share: 43         Mike Rowe goes from Dirty Jobs to taking the oil/gas industry's dirty money, shilling for an industry that shiats on blue collar jobs and the environment more than any other. Hopefully, this stink won't wash off him as easily as sewage source: earther.gizmodo.com   |   share: 49         "Big Red is an experimental gas turbine-powered super-truck for the 1970s." The 1966 future is now source: thedrive.com   |   share: 33   Thu April 01, 2021       Gaspedal Gaetz:"I'm going to work for Fox News." Fox News:"No you won't...you stranger person we have never met or heard from in our entire life" source: huffpost.com   |   share: 78         We should all have reason to smile like this source: stories.wimp.com   |   share: 2         CBS takes William Petersen and Jorja Fox out of storage, attaches them to a CSI reboot, this one set in Vegas source: deadline.com   |   share: 38         Gaspedal Gaetz says OAN, Fox, and Newmax are competing for the services of a sex trafficker source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 87   Wed March 31, 2021       Matt "Gaspedo" Gaetz' co-conspirator and tax collector Joel Greenberg gets his *third* superseding indictment leveled against him. This time for a conspiracy with an SBA employee to file false claims for disaster loans source: twitter.com   |   share: 65         Honda recalls 600K vehicles to fix fuel pumps, surprising industry observers who suggest they should be recalling gas stations instead source: king5.com   |   share: 16   Tue March 30, 2021       Gaetz hitting the gas to get out of Congress source: axios.com   |   share: 107   Mon March 29, 2021       Know how gas prices tend to spike when oil supplies suddenly drop? WELL THIS IS LITERALLY ELEVENTY MILLION TIMES WORSE source: foodandwine.com   |   share: 33   Sun March 28, 2021       NBD, just a couple of LAPD chopper pilots casually joking about dumping gasoline on protesters and burning them alive source: twitter.com   |   share: 202         You may not have the Monet you need to get Degas to travel to the Louvre, but don't worry - they've put the entire art collection online source: cnn.com   |   share: 26         What would a non-polonium-based solution from Vladimir Putin look like? source: ctvnews.ca   |   share: 48   Sat March 27, 2021       Goods being held up by the Suez Canal blockage include oil, automobiles, consumer electronics, 92,000 head of livestock, clothing, natural gas, furniture...hold on back up a few source: gcaptain.com   |   share: 101   Fri March 26, 2021       A genuine Whistler was bought for only $4, raising eyebrows at potential deals for legitimate Tooters, Assquacks, Howlers, Burblers, or even the Silent But Deadly Gassers source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 25   Thu March 25, 2021       Having solved all other problems, Michigan Republicans pass bill to make gas cans easier to use source: abc12.com   |   share: 158   Wed March 24, 2021       Magnetic black holes, how do they work? source: space.com   |   share: 9         Suez container ship also appears to be responsible for an earlier dick move, literally source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 30   Tue March 23, 2021       We've been doing it all wrong, gasped Tom breathlessly source: slate.com   |   share: 57   Mon March 22, 2021       One might almost say... a self-gas-pedal? source: twitter.com   |   share: 56         More than 30 days after Texas froze to death, one low-income apartment complex in Austin still doesn't have gas. But certainly race has nothing to do with it source: kxan.com   |   share: 32         Every year, 7 billion baby chickens are tossed into shredding machines, gassed, or suffocated in plastic bags source: theatlantic.com   |   share: 121   Sun March 21, 2021       From the Hey Ladies, He's Single files: "Arrested for shooting paintballs at active servicemen, a search of Olson's QAnon graffiti-covered vehicle revealed a gas mask, taser, throwing knives, police scanner, and a handwritten manifesto" source: yahoo.com   |   share: 92   Sat March 20, 2021       How Vegas is betting on The World of Concrete to save them source: axios.com   |   share: 19         SpaceX hacked, Virgin Orbit worth $3 billion, Pegasus survives, Relativity gets DoD contract, China to build its 5th spaceport, German rocket to use Ukrainian engines, and SpaceX made failed bid to launch a tiny payload with a Starship 🚀 source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 4   Fri March 19, 2021       Two gas tanks ignite this Tag to blazing glory as Captain Obvious backs his '76 Ford Pinto into the rear end of Ric Romero's '75 Mercury Bobcat source: cnn.com   |   share: 29         Apparently, gas prices were too low again source: aljazeera.com   |   share: 57         Encumbrance in video games: Should it be a thing? Subby loves its challenge, but yeah, too many hours of Fallout: New Vegas were spent in a bombed-out convenience store sorting out bullets, food, guns, drugs, hopes, dreams, moments of life source: escapistmagazine.com   |   share: 73   Wed March 17, 2021       What car has the best grille now to the left, gas-fueled discussion to the right. New BMWs already excluded source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 31         And now for something completely different. Be amazed. Be flabbergasted. Be gobsmacked. Fark World Tour, ZIPPO'S CIRCUS. Enjoy. Dare you not to smile. Dare you not to grin source: youtube.com   |   share: 8         Houston Police don't say they had to shoot a 1-year old in the head, but they do say he had a history of tantrums and furtive movements source: click2houston.com   |   share: 224   Mon March 15, 2021       Bears invade Lake Tahoe home, break gas line upon finding a disappointing lack of pic-a-nic baskets source: sfgate.com   |   share: 13         Think gas prices are high now? You ain't seen nothing yet source: wbtv.com   |   share: 34         "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Right, Covid?" Covid: "Ha ha, no" source: nypost.com   |   share: 42         Beijing decides Blade Runner 2049's Las Vegas orange skies is worth copying source: bbc.com   |   share: 24         It's not only epic levels of smugness we all have to deal because of the proliferation of electric vehicles. We're also losing out on gasoline taxes, which pay for roads. The solution? Start taxing drivers by the mile they drive. Way to go, guys source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 211         Kia brings out the E-GMP source: theverge.com   |   share: 7         Cats are intolerably ugly, dogs are indifferent to people, bacon and salad are interchangeable just like sugar and gasoline source: twitter.com   |   share: 109   Sun March 14, 2021       Wildfire closes The Garden State Parkway in New Jersey source: 6abc.com   |   share: 23         The culinary influencer who convinced you that cooking with gas is the only way to achieve perfectly caramelized molecular gastronomic perfection is basically a shill for a Captain Planet villain source: motherjones.com   |   share: 96         NASCAR stays in the desert this week with a preview of the season finale at Phoenix, where Kevin Harvick looks to try and reverse his Vegas luck. It's the InstaCart 500 at Phoenix, 3:30 PM ET on FOX source: nascar.com   |   share: 150   Fri March 12, 2021       Organized crime is wetting its beak(s) in Brazillian gas stations but the smart ones are using siphons source: reuters.com   |   share: 2         Good crap would be a beautifully typeset, well-written document that contained a hundred correct, verifiable sentences and one that was subtly false which is why this is your MSNBC thread for 7PM Eastern source: msnbc.com   |   share: 245   Thu March 11, 2021       The first rule of gaslighting is to accuse the other side of perfecting it source: nypost.com   |   share: 63   Wed March 10, 2021       Bipartisan (?) bill in the Senate aims to increase oil and gas royalty rates and increase the minimum bid prices for lease of public land to drill on, because you probably SHOULD increase those prices at least once a century, which we haven't source: reuters.com   |   share: 17         Kyle Larson overcame "suspension" problems to win at Las Vegas. Denny Hamlin says the upcoming Bristol dirt track race is "grounds" for excitement, and the announcer pairing of Jeff Gordon and Clint Bowyer is pure "mic joy" source: speedwaymedia.com   |   share: 2   Tue March 09, 2021       The first lesson when learning to drive is, don't run over your mom source: krqe.com   |   share: 35         Instead of releasing it into the air, Taunton plans to convert sludge gases into biochar so that it won't smell so bad on the outside source: tauntongazette.com   |   share: 6         If there's a strong odor of gas in your mobile home, don't just crack a few windows and head to the bar for a few hours source: krtv.com   |   share: 22   (Some Guy)       Chuck E. Cheese's parent company redeems all their arcade tickets to buy the Venetian Las Vegas source: celebmagazine.com   |   share: 10   Mon March 08, 2021       Gas prices in SoCal have returned to Trump era levels source: ktla.com   |   share: 26   Sun March 07, 2021       Time to roll the dice and have a NASCAR race outside of the state of Florida. It's the Pennzoil 400 presented by Jiffy Lube at Las Vegas, on Fox at 3:30 PM ET source: nascar.com   |   share: 165   Sat March 06, 2021       Vegas Golden Knights luck at picking hotels is worse than their luck on the ice. Do you know the way to a better place to stay in San Jose, btw? source: reviewjournal.com   |   share: 8         Nicolas Cage gets married for the fifth time. After a short honeymoon in Vegas, it's only a matter of time before he's leaving Las Vegas source: tmz.com   |   share: 40   Fri March 05, 2021       Cheyenne Buckingham, the Ric Romero of food journalism, suggests you try cooking your cruciferous vegetables source: eatthis.com   |   share: 16   Thu March 04, 2021       Picturesque hamlet with one gas pump and no dispensary finds itself the center of remote work somehow source: oregonlive.com   |   share: 14         Don't bring a knife to a gun fight, no problem. How about a flamethrower to a gas station? source: durangoherald.com   |   share: 21         "How do I stop my 4 year-old from destroying everything in my home?" source: nytimes.com   |   share: 17   Wed March 03, 2021 (Some Guy)       Like people who eat salad but have two pieces of cake for dessert, buyers of green cars opt for gas guzzlers for their second cars source: agnr.umd.edu   |   share: 21         Las Vegas Sands, the biggest operator of casinos by revenue on the Strip, is getting out of Vegas, baby source: reuters.com   |   share: 9         Woman has a really BIG O problem, says she's addicted to orgasms and has had a record 18 of them during sex, also some just from looking at someone. Also, have we finally reached peak The Sun? source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 103   Mon March 01, 2021       Vegas Golden Knights quickly cancel partnership with Mexico-based sports-betting pick seller, because as we all know, Las Vegas is all about being above board and intolerant of unscrupulous touts source: espn.com   |   share: 3         The oil companies have kidnapped Dr. Meinheimer again source: theguardian.com   |   share: 17   Sun February 28, 2021       Man soaks himself in gasoline and threatens to light himself on fire and burn his family's house, so the cops are called...and you'll never guess what happens next source: abovethelaw.com   |   share: 173   Tue February 23, 2021       Natural gas companies don't want to get on the cart, cite lack of buggy whips source: npr.org   |   share: 53         Another company successfully deploying Level 4 (no safety driver) autonomous cars, this in Las Vegas source: theverge.com   |   share: 23         Not only did Texas skimp on winterizing its power generation equipment, they also skimped out on teaching people about sublimation in science class source: iflscience.com   |   share: 26         Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *splash* source: news.sky.com   |   share: 4   Sun February 21, 2021       National Lab boffins crunch all the numbers, say we need to do 8 pretty feasible things to make the US carbon-neutral in 30 years, it'll cost each of us an extra dollar a day, and one of the 8 things is NOT getting rid of natural gas source: scitechdaily.com   |   share: 26         Rather than telling those brokers that they're not going to be paid $9,000 for a MW of electricity that costs about $20 to generate, we have a Congressman wanting to use taxpayer money to bail them out source: cnn.com   |   share: 127   Sat February 20, 2021       Floriduh is using *gasp* SCIENCE in a decision to ban non-native, invasive species -- and (surprisingly) some people have a problem with that source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 117         For most of us, "pouring gasoline on the flames" is just an expression, but some people just have to demonstrate the truth behind the saying source: local10.com   |   share: 43   Fri February 19, 2021       Gas Pedal Gaetz injects himself into the Zodiac Killer's problem. Promptly puts his foot in his mouth source: yahoo.com   |   share: 48         For the third straight day, Mt. Etna is having an orgasm or something source: twitter.com   |   share: 22         Gas prices may rise due to Texas refineries going offline. I don't know about you but thanks to the pandemic subby went from filling up every 10 days to filling up every 50 days, so like whatever source: fastcompany.com   |   share: 28         So how do energy producers in Texas feel about their actions which have led to higher prices, several deaths, myriad carbon monoxide poisonings, and hundreds of thousands without power for days? "Obviously, this week is like hitting the jackpot" source: npr.org   |   share: 79         California man who fled to Texas in search of less regulation stunned to discover what happens when you have less regulation source: nypost.com   |   share: 94   Thu February 18, 2021       Gas leak at vape shop source: wavy.com   |   share: 8         The Freedom-loving, "Invisible Hand"-worshipping governor of Texas goes full socialist and effectively nationalizes Texas' supply of natural gas, ordering none can be shipped out of state until Texas power plants have all they need source: thehill.com   |   share: 272         Dallas billionaire Jerry Jones is "hitting the jackpot" thanks to crippling winter storm in Texas, which has left millions without power source: dallasnews.com   |   share: 71   Wed February 17, 2021       Headline raises the question: Oh shiat, and these guys operate nuclear plants? source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 55         The Texas power grid failed mostly due to natural gas. Republicans are blaming wind turbines. Farkers are blaming Texans source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 251   Tue February 16, 2021       They'll be no drinking Sarsaparilla at Gasparilla this year. Or anything else source: wfla.com   |   share: 18         Make Taco Tuesday a better experience with this precautionary device source: sadanduseless.com   |   share: 13   Mon February 15, 2021       Turtle gassing up getaway vehicle source: twitter.com   |   share: 179         Bill Gates: Solving Covid easy compared with climate. Welp, we're boned source: bbc.com   |   share: 12   Sun February 14, 2021       Apparently it's Biden's fault that this bozo drives a gas-guzzling Pathfinder source: dailydot.com   |   share: 184         Just what flatulent lovers need for Valentine's Day, an award-winning chef has created a fart-free curry recipe to spice up the big day source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 6   Fri February 12, 2021       Streetlights Over Vegas source: fox5vegas.com   |   share: 20         How much of clusterfark is state's COVID-19 vaccine rollout? Woman who got her first vaccination in local Tampa Bay area got second shot cancelled, then rescheduled over 250 miles away in Miami source: wfla.com   |   share: 25         There's battle lines being drawn. Nobody's right if everybody's wrong. Young people speaking their minds. Getting so much resistance from behind. Better stop in the Friday MSNBC discussion thread for 7PM Eastern source: msnbc.com   |   share: 464         Russians getting ready to pass gas in Europe source: dw.com   |   share: 43   Thu February 11, 2021       It's like Andre Agassi and Steffi Graff, but with soccer. And if bother were women. Cool tag beats giggity and boobies tags because we aren't always 13 years. Sometimes we're just happy for a happy, successful couple at the top of their game source: gq.com   |   share: 20         Prove it, Gaspedal. If you don't need PACs, start criminalizing them then feel your Floridian masters stomp your breaks, I triple dog dare you source: twitter.com   |   share: 68   Wed February 10, 2021       "I have never been able to orgasm quietly. I feel aware of the "porny" noise stereotype, which is essentially how I sound every time I climax" source: slate.com   |   share: 36         Maybe you didn't grow up in the first house on your street to have color TV, or cable, or a video game system, or a computer, or whatever, but hey, "first house on your street to have a drive-through" is still available source: patch.com   |   share: 13   Mon February 08, 2021       Man covers himself in gasoline, throws Molotov cocktail at police, may have shouted something about the aristocrats source: krqe.com   |   share: 16         Researchers create a plastic film that suppresses the coronavirus, rendering practically all gas station sammiches and the leftovers in your fridge conceivably safe to breathe source: phys.org   |   share: 3         Can making too many new stars actually kill a nearby galaxy? source: forbes.com   |   share: 3   Sat February 06, 2021       The GOP is already revising history with how they and Trump handled the pandemic, here's a preview of how they plan to gaslight the country source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 83         Causing a wreck that injures two children, after drinking and while on adderall, is no way to prepare for the big game, son source: wlns.com   |   share: 28         Texas is wasting enough gas to heat about 2 million homes a year. Governor of Texas issues Alamo order to prevent Biden from doing anything about it source: cnn.com   |   share: 75   Fri February 05, 2021       Before you fall into a black hole, make sure you learn THIS ONE TRICK source: ign.com   |   share: 26   Thu February 04, 2021       In other news, Nelson Muntz, Captain Haddock, Ha Ha Guy seen gasping for breath source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 83         Train to be a pilot. A very slow pilot source: krqe.com   |   share: 23   Wed February 03, 2021       Fart free or die source: brobible.com   |   share: 12         Unicorn poot gas? Angel hair? Hangover-free alcohol? The love of a good cat? source: wired.com   |   share: 3         Big Oil CEO says going green 'will have a cost for everybody.' Adding, 'but you can trust us - we're your best friends, and we'd never lie to you, ever ever ever.' *pinky swear* source: cnbc.com   |   share: 12         Gasoline to become as valuable as its companies' executives source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 112   Tue February 02, 2021       Investigators announce that it could take them years to identify a workable patsy for the nitrogen gas leak at that Georgia poultry plant source: npr.org   |   share: 34   Sun January 31, 2021       Amsterdam's red light area to be moved to a purpose-built "erotic centre" on the outskirts. No grass or ass for tourists within the city. Gas still available source: dutchnews.nl   |   share: 227   Sat January 30, 2021       Rare Film of Monet, Renoir, Rodin and Degas. For you youngsters, they were like the Bob Ross of their day source: youtube.com   |   share: 28         "I'm the King of Las Vegas" he shouted from the bow of the Trumptanic source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 68   Fri January 29, 2021       Johnson & Johnson says their Covid-19 vaccine is only 72% effective but at least you won't die in the hospital gasping for breath if you take it. So yay? source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 21         Everything you ever wanted to know about hot farts, but were too afraid to ask source: medicalnewstoday.com   |   share: 28   Thu January 28, 2021       Wyoming already gets more than 35% of its budget from the federal government. Will Biden's leasing ban put the entire state on welfare? source: npr.org   |   share: 94         The guy President Biden put in charge of climate change has a private jet therefore climate change is a hoax and we should put Trump back in office for life source: nypost.com   |   share: 86         New Vegas mod taken offline as it was discovered one of the contributors made a worse artistic choice than casting Matthew Perry source: pcgamer.com   |   share: 25         Locking gas cap, trail cam, and Nike tattoo thwart crime of the century source: wearecentralpa.com   |   share: 23         Matt Gaetz is coming to gas pedal House GOP leadership like Kevin McCarthy, who are likely too busy giving Trump an honorary lapdance before the impeachment. *Waits for audible disgust from farkers at mental image* ...You're welcome source: cnn.com   |   share: 77   Wed January 27, 2021       To reduce their carbon footprint, brewery collects CO2 during fermentation, then converts it into liquid carbon dioxide, which is then used to carbonate the beer. It does get released out of the end user. Or user's ends, however source: wpri.com   |   share: 34   (Some Gassy Guy)       Photoshop this Gas Giant source: fark-usrimg-850.nyc3.digitaloceanspaces.com   |   share: 16         As renewable energy becomes a hot commodity, the S&P warns 13 oil and gas companies a downgrade is in their future source: theguardian.com   |   share: 8         Thanks to E-Zpass, millions of drivers no longer have to stop to pay tolls... and now you can use it to pay for gas, too. Still working on how to get gas without stopping, though source: patch.com   |   share: 30   Mon January 25, 2021       Looks like Republicans have found the real villain in the COVID-19 debacle in the U.S., Dr. Fauci, for getting a few things wrong in the beginning and, gasp, changing his mind based on new facts later source: nypost.com   |   share: 83         Talk about burying the lede; "death by extreme orgasm" should've been the headline of this article source: malawi24.com   |   share: 75         Today's special at the restaurant: gas leak. FARK: From illegal hook up to another gas line because the city shut the restaurant's gas off for repeatedly breaking COVID guidelines. Glad they don't have smoking sections in California anymore source: twitter.com   |   share: 82         Elon Musk is the king of vertical integration. He wants to drill for his own methane, with which to power his rockets source: futurism.com   |   share: 24   Sun January 24, 2021       Something stinks at the California Public Utilities Commission and it's not the sewer gas source: propublica.org   |   share: 29         President Biden went to church this morning, and no American citizens were tear-gassed in the process. Amen source: apnews.com   |   share: 89         Throwback Thursdays are usually lighthearted news filler. Not in Winona, where they throw back to the good old days of carbon monoxide asphyxiation at home source: winonadailynews.com   |   share: 10   Sat January 23, 2021       Is there credible evidence to support the existence of an afterlife? A Las Vegas businessman says he will spend $1 million to find out source: kfor.com   |   share: 129   Fri January 22, 2021       Tiny pipeline leak near nature preserve. Strike that, it was 4 times the size the company reported. Nearly 1.2 million gallons source: thehill.com   |   share: 27         Tiny pipeline leak near nature preserve. Strike that, it was 4 times the size the company reported. Nearly 1.2 million gallons source: thehill.com   |   share: 27   Thu January 21, 2021       "Trump's 'crony pardons' flabbergast the political world". Is there some alternate definition of the word "Flabbergast" that means "not at all surprised because this is COMPLETELY in line with how he's acted ever day for the last four years"? source: politico.com   |   share: 34         Trumpers posting the price of gas on January 20 2021 to Facebook Timelines so they can point in 4 years and say 'see we were better off under Trump.' What other metrics can be cherry picked to prove Biden screwed America if the economy recovers? source: eia.gov   |   share: 211         Much of America celebrated the inauguration of President Biden. Except at a gas station in Prescott, Arizona source: azfamily.com   |   share: 78   Wed January 20, 2021       Trump didn't start the fire, but he added plenty of gas and matches (warning: evolutionary psychology) source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 29   Tue January 19, 2021       A perfect product for Taco Tuesday (exclamation mark) - well, it's more for Windy Wednesday source: sadanduseless.com   |   share: 5         The Pinball Hall of Fame in Las Vegas needs your support source: gofundme.com   |   share: 11         Herogasm is coming source: thewrap.com   |   share: 39   Mon January 18, 2021       Protip: If you're a lawyer and a comment you make in court elicits multiple gasps, it's probably not a good thing. Double protip: Saying you'll pay the fine resulting from the gasp-worthy comment with "straight cash homie" ain't a good look either source: wdrb.com   |   share: 92         If cats can hear the manual can opener pierce the tuna fish can, I'm pretty sure they would hear an approaching Tesla source: cnn.com   |   share: 45   Sun January 17, 2021       Yay experimentalists source: scitechdaily.com   |   share: 5   Thu January 14, 2021       Any of you farkers out there ever mine so much bitcoin that you crippled the power grid? Asking for Iran source: aljazeera.com   |   share: 8         DHS didn't warn any agencies about the obvious threats on Jan 6 because they didn't want to piss off the MAGAS source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: 88   Wed January 13, 2021       Their gasbags' rhetoric has turned deadly, but Fox news is staying silent about it source: npr.org   |   share: 27   Tue January 12, 2021       At least one good thing happening during the pandemic: US greenhouse gas emissions fell 10.3% in 2020 source: reuters.com   |   share: 45   Sun January 10, 2021       On this day, 120 years ago, Big Oil gushed into life source: history.com   |   share: 15   Fri January 08, 2021       Foetid Hell Friday in the MSNBC discussion thread for 7pm Eastern source: msnbc.com   |   share: 509   Thu January 07, 2021       Insurance company lawyer gets fired for posting about his tear gas problems at the Capitol. World's smallest violin is heard playing in the background source: insurancejournal.com   |   share: 125         British Gas staff pull the finger on a five-day strike source: bbc.com   |   share: 2   Tue January 05, 2021       Green Bay visitors bureau calculates $150MM damage to economy caused by no fans at Packers games except front-line workers, who don't count because they're not loaded like out-of-towners who spend big on tickets, parking, gas, meat and beer source: fox11online.com   |   share: 17   Mon January 04, 2021       I'll see your "medical researcher's house raided by police for saying things the governor didn't like" and raise you "state senate staffer 'aggressively questioned' by police at 8am over her boss' proposal for a restriction on police use of tear gas" source: theintercept.com   |   share: 44         "How do you feel? Like the kling klang king of the rim ram room." Welcome to the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread where we discuss what movies/TV we've seen this past week. LGT Leaving Las Vegas. Bonus: Name a hangover movie that isn't The Hangover source: imdb.com   |   share: 14         Some galaxies are green. All galaxies are made of stars. No stars are never green. WTF? source: forbes.com   |   share: 26         Gase shown the gate source: nypost.com   |   share: 29   Fri January 01, 2021       Thank farking Christ 2020 is over and the fat orange dude that caused the past 5 years of misery is about to get the boot. This is your first 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread for 2021. GODDAMN it feels good to say 2021 source: msnbc.com   |   share: 204   Thu December 31, 2020       Mission Accomplished source: clickorlando.com   |   share: 21         Russian natural gas gets a new rival in Europe as Caspian field starts. Execs have nailed all windows shut, welded elevator doors closed, and banned all tea service for the foreseeable future source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 10   Wed December 30, 2020       Ahead of the Patriots' game against the Jets, Bill Belichick praises Adam Gase's non-existent coaching ability source: nbcsports.com   |   share: 6   Tue December 29, 2020       Aspen Colorado residents are out of gas source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 83         UK sets wind power generation record after Boris Johnson tries to spin Brexit into a win. Also Storm Bella blew through source: theguardian.com   |   share: 4   Mon December 28, 2020       Some COVID-19 survivors claim virus has wreaked havoc on their sense of smell, leaving them smelling "disgusting" odors such as fish, burnt toast and your Mom's bedroom source: nypost.com   |   share: 57         Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz pushes hard on the gas pedal, exits the Republican Party for pure Trumpism source: twitter.com   |   share: 119   Fri December 25, 2020       Merry Christmas all y'all. MSNBC is doing a Dateline marathon today, so no Maddow tonight, but if you're around, let us convene at the regular 7PM Eastern as is our custom source: msnbc.com   |   share: 168   Thu December 24, 2020       News: 21 injured in building explosion. Fark: At Baltimore Gas and Electric headquarters source: baltimore.cbslocal.com   |   share: 15   Tue December 22, 2020       Man wins more than $300k after hitting a 7-card straight flush on Pai Gow at Bally's in Vegas. Your last trip to Vegas ended with you waking up in a dumpster behind the Luxor with no pants source: 8newsnow.com   |   share: 74         Even the park benches can pay out in Vegas source: news3lv.com   |   share: 13   Mon December 21, 2020       Alternative orgasms or perhaps she isn't going to the gym to look better for you source: advocate.com   |   share: 70         Rihanna gets gas source: pagesix.com   |   share: 18         Wawa adds a drive-through to one of its stores. Customers will now hold a holy war over whether this is the best idea ever or an abomination before God, while the rest of the world googles "WTF is Wawa?" source: abc7ny.com   |   share: 35   Sun December 20, 2020       Attorney Gaspedal Gaetz source: mediaite.com   |   share: 75   Sat December 19, 2020       Saturday Evening MMA: UFC Vegas 17, Stephen "Wonderboy" Thompson vs Geoff Neal, Jose Aldo vs Marlon "Chito" Vera. Prelims at 4 PM ET on ESPN and ESPN+, main card at 7 PM ET on ESPN+ source: ufc.com   |   share: 252         It's hard to imagine, but ExxonMobile's plan to reduce greenhouse gas emissions may actually be a giant steaming pile of greenhouse gas emissions source: grist.org   |   share: 14

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