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headlines found matching 'Future'
Mon July 16, 2018
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Yes, Maher is the past of trendy standup comedy. But Ms. Hannah Gadsby is not the future, just a fad. Author disagrees with subby
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Time traveler from 2030 says Tupac's death was staged after he learned secrets about the Illuminati - which doesn't really exist, but there is something similar that isn't called the Illuminati and it doesn't have a symbol with a triangle in the eye
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Kathleen Kennedy goes up in Snoke (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun July 15, 2018
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Oh look...it's the "flying cars will be in our driveways next year" article again
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Fri July 13, 2018
(The Drive)
 
 
 
How do you make watching the world's largest airplane taking off even cooler? You stick a camera on its tail
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Middle children are going extinct because of Millennials, or because the psycho looking girl in the article is killing them all
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
My family says they are Bavarian, so I was raised wearing unwashed Lederhosen. Turns out I should have been wearing a Sari
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Wed July 11, 2018
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Someone bought those ratty, disintegrating BttF 2 shoes for $90k
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man shocked, SHOCKED to discover family friend is an adult film star
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Tue July 10, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Man with no dates in future, lobbies city council to legalize happy endings. Room cringes as he gives his speech, but secretly agree with him
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Mon July 09, 2018
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Logan director calls on franchise-movie fanboys to stop hating on smart, creative film folks like Rian Johnson and Chris McQuarrie in genre movies for defiling their universe, or else you will chase them away in favor of Zack Snyder and the suits
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Sun July 08, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Outside of western civilization there is only barbarism". "in the grim darkness of the future, there is only war". one of these quotes is from a GOP candidate, the other is the tag line of a sci fi game
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Sat July 07, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Did anyone remember there was a television series based on 12 Monkeys? No? Anyway, here's the breakdown of the series finale [Warning: Spoilers]
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Thu July 05, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The world banana crop may be destroyed by monoculture farming and pests, so it's a good thing we have wild bananas to fall back to for . . . oh, dang
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Tue July 03, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
NFL: Yes, Reuben Foster, we know your ex made up the domestic violence charges against you, but we'll suspend you anyway, 'cuz of *rolls dice* a gun and some weed
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Meteorites that smash into Earth only come from a handful of locations. Scientists consider whether to focus future research on those areas or just bomb them all to hell
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Townhall senior columnist goes full racist
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Mon July 02, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Americans aren't concerned with the upcoming Trump appointment to the Supreme Court because it's just one of 19 judges and they will all be replaced next election anyway
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The original 'Back To The Future II' sneakers are disintegrating
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The UN's report on US poverty shows we're either facing a dystopian future or living in hell
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(Autocar (UK))
 
 
 
Three row soccer mom mobiles are getting so common that Audi is making something even bigger
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
In a dystopian future, facial recognition cameras will monitor each school student and "score" their moods, their attentiveness to lessons, and behavior to trigger automatic disciplinary action. Did I say dystopian future? I meant in China, right now
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Journalists refuse to go on The Spice Rack
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Sun July 01, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
With Tuesday being the 33rd anniversary of the release of Back To The Future, let's look back at the LA Times original review of the movie. In short, "It stinks"
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Take it from the Terminator, you're only supposed to go back in time to protect future generations. But your administration attempts to go back in time to rescue the coal industry, which is actually a threat to future generations... That's the joke
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When plugging in your Micro USB do use Smiley/Frowny or Canoe/Roof?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
NoGo90
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(NFL)
 
 
 
NFL says a future violation by Jameis Winston could result in a potential ban from the NFL
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sex workers leave Twitter for Switter. I think we can see where the German scat fetishists are heading next
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
After hitting the floor of ComiCon, you can treat yourself to a night of dinner & dancing at an authentic Demolition Man-style Taco Bell. We recommend you pack some extra seashells
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Thu June 28, 2018
(WGNO)
 
 
 
What if I told you there was a robot made of Legos that could clean up Mardi Gras debris?
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Having already ruined The Joker, Jared Leto abandons the DCEU sinking ship for Marvel, where he will abysmally portray Morbius the Living Vampire in the next Spiderman film
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Florida Man to oversee cryptocurrency. MethCoin futures up 300%
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Wed June 27, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jesus will rise up to the majors, sooner than we all predicted
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Doc Rivers finally gets tired of supporting his kid and kicks him out of the house
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Tue June 26, 2018
(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Wife of Flippopotamous starts Gofundme to cover legal fees, internet tells her to go fund herself (read the comments)
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(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Wife of Flippopotamous starts Gofundme to cover legal fees, internet tells her to go fund herself (read the comments)
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Bitcoinist)
 
 
 
This blockchain headline is coming from a Bitcoin trade media source
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Sun June 24, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Media reporter asks Glenn Beck a valid question regarding The Blaze's difficulties on a media focused program. Let's just say Glenn wasn't comfortable with the question
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Sat June 23, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
French solo trader was able to buy stock futures worth $6.6 billion despite only having 20,000 euros in his account. This doesn't smell fishy at all
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(WWD)
 
 
 
Come see the K-Mart in your Sears. Can S-Mart be far away, you primitive screwheads?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Universal finally accepts the future and adds a huge library of HD original Beatles music to YouTube
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Fri June 22, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This is a really fascinating article on cognition and confirmation bias that explains how...you know what? Forget it. On second thought the article isn't all that great
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
80 year old Alabama Baptist minister to Jeff Sessions: "Hang on to your day job at the Justice Department. I don't believe you have much future as a theologian or Sunday school Bible study writer. NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR FARKING SHINE BOX"
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
10 years after everyone forgot it was on the air, 'The Jerry Springer Show' is no longer making new shows
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
It's National Selfie Day. Show us what you got
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Wed June 20, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
ABC news chyron accidentally reveals existence of ABC's time machine, displays news from the future
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Watch A-10's make a compelling case to be the Rebellion's ground attack fighter of the future as they swoop through the legendary Star Wars Canyon
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(Metro)
 
 
 
In search of more regular playing time, Jack Wilshere announces he is leaving Arsenal after 17 years with club, immediately sprains finger ligament upon hitting the Send button
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(Metro)
 
 
 
In search of more regular playing time, Jack Wilshere announces he is leaving Arsenal after 17 years with club, immediately sprains finger ligament upon hitting the Send button
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Tue June 19, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Soybean futures fall to 7 year low. How's MAGA working out for ya Iowa?
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists from Romero Institute of Physical Science discover how water makes things wet, describe a future of wafer-thin liquid film to be used for new class of surface coatings and lubricants
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Tonight, on the season finale of Supergirl, the grand battle between dairy and vegan alternatives rages on as the Earth hangs in the balance. (CW 8ET)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Acting head of the DEA: "Fark this, I'm out"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Big Ben is worried more about winning championships than he is about his contract. Sure he is
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
How can I stop having sex with my future step-daughter?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Politico takes a look at what party officials see as the the future of the GOP: A lily-white retirement city just outside of Disney World
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
The next time you get a 7-11 hotdog, think of this
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Fri June 15, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Future president Donald Trump Jr enjoys time with Kimberly Guilfoyle while his estranged wife laments the mistakes she made in the relationship
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Sorry millennials, just because Congress is able to save Social Security and Medicare for your future well-being doesn't mean they're going to
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Oakland Raiders coach Jon Gruden blames the CBA for why quarterback Christian Hackenburg is struggling
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Scientists suggest that to jumpstart life on Mars, we should take our deep-sea bacteria and jettison it onto the Red Planet ahead of time, where they will evolve into Martians and simultaneously create oxygen for future Martians
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Mum buys €1.50 inflatable paddling pool for her children, forgets to read the small print on the package
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Dear Ellie: I was nosing around on my boyfriend's phone and saw he was interested in bi experimentation, so I got upset and went out and had an affair. Now I don't want to stop. Am I a bad person?
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Wed June 13, 2018
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Avasarala curses. Amos grunts. Naomi chases the Rocinante. Peaches plots. Bobbi gets unsettling orders. Alex complains. Holden and Miller finally have their talk...It's this week's episode of 'The Expanse' @ 9 PM ET
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Bryce Harper leaves game after being poorly treated by his future employer
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(BBC)
 
 
 
With Brexit looming, Britain's biggest pub chain forced to cancel all future orders for German beer, Italian wine and French champagne - which they plan to replace with "sparkling wines from the UK"
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Roseanne really feels bad about her behavior and that it's cost jobs and money for her costars. She may even forgo her part in future profits. Damn, she is definitely not a Republican. Ever meet a Republican who feels bad about anything, ever?
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Trump showed Kim the movie he'd like to take him to on their next date
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Trump showed Kim the movie he'd like to take him to on their next date
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Mark Wahlberg, the official spokesman for the New England Patriots, says the next Quarterback for the team will be Baker Mayfield. Cleveland Browns management shrugs, continuing hiring and firing
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It was about The Trump Hotel Pyongyang all along, wasn't it?
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
IHOP to become IHOB which stands for International House Of Burgers temporarily. In the future to become International House Of Bankruptcy
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Say, whatever happened to that 'Gig Economy' that was supposed to take over and ruin everything?
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Sun June 10, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"All the reasonable Trump staffers are gone," says Martha Raddatz ... while sitting next to a former Trump staffer
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Hurricanes and typhoons are moving slower across the planet, which is a huge problem when it comes to flooding and devastation. Future climate change will only make us build more arks
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Sat June 09, 2018
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
David Simon's Twitter account suspended after he tells a Trump supporter that they "should die of a slow moving venereal rash that settles in your lying throat", among other things. Which are also funny
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Fri June 08, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney, who once called Trump a con man, jumps right on the Trump Train and says he'll easily get the nomination in 2020 and easily win re-election
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
House of Fraser to close in latest retail casualty. Business analysts report changing tastes behind closure, as consumers are no longer interested in tossed salads and scrambled eggs
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Wed June 06, 2018
(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
The future of fire-fighting is robot snakes
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Researchers demonstrate how to activate and power implants from over 100 feet away
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Oklahoma Sooners quarterback Kyler Murray selected by the Oakland A's 9th overall in the MLB draft. So now OU or Oak-town?
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
♫ In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D. / There was a guy named Joel who'll be touring the country ♫
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Fri June 01, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Longest serving soccer coach leaves his team after serving for 36 Leeds United managers
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"The Crow" remake which has been on and off and on and off and on and off again is now off again as the film has lost its star and director. Again
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Thu May 31, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New Audi A8 L e-tron hybrid uses a wireless charging system, so in the future electric vehicles may charge like a new toothbrush or cellphone does
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Walmart introduced a $50 month 'white glove' shopping experience that includes free shipping and 'personal service', which is a step-up from no-service that many shoppers currently enjoy
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sears to close 72 more stores upon learning that there are somehow still Sears stores open somewhere
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(Planet F1)
 
 
 
F1 driver Kevin Magnussen says he would be willing to accept an offer from Ferrari or Mercedes, to lead their team to the promised land. Subby willing to become the richest person in the world
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Wed May 30, 2018
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
The hits just keep on coming: Tesla in Autopilot mode crashes into police vehicle
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Scientist claims alien killer robots may have wiped out every extraterrestrial civilization in the universe - which either means we're next or we're not worth the effort. Probably the latter
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Mon May 28, 2018
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Protip: When Penny the waitress robot will be serving you your restaurant breakfast in the near future, don't pat her on the backside as she passes by -- she might be equipped with lasers
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Full-bodied robot sex worker. Soon
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Human-chicken hybrids created in US lab, which hopefully means another season of 'Kids in the Hall' is in our future (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man spends his retirement masturbating in a van, has fathered 65 children
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Thu May 24, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jet Li seems to have bummed some HGH off of Sly Stallone
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Former American football coach in hot water in Japan for controversial play that led to injury. What kind of American coaches soccer in another country?
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(Investopedia)
 
 
 
Imma' stop you there, subby accepted future ignoble death while working by 35. There are other options?
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(PC Games N)
 
 
 
Video game developer who picked up Vampire The Masquerade IP: Our first game will suck, and Bloodlines 2 which people want will be years down the road. Way to build momentum, guy
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
Bank profits hit an all-time high as Congress will make it easier for them to fleece America
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The retail apocalypse hits the UK as Marks & Spencer announces the closure of 100 stores over the course of four years (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The retail apocalypse hits the UK as Marks & Spencer announces the closure of 100 stores over the course of four years (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
How to make a drone out of pizza
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
US stock futures jump on the news the China-US trade war has been rescheduled
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Space News)
 
 
 
Sadly, it's looking more and more like 2001: A Space Odyssey's vision of the future with commercial space stations may have been off by a decade or two ... or ten ... or twenty
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Fri May 18, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Another school shooting, which will change absolutely nothing. Rudy Giuliani ran his mouth again on morning television. Just an all around crappy day in the news. Let's try to cheer each other up. It's our MSNBC thread. Starts at 8 p.m. ET. Come on in
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Past: Mansplaining scifi shows to your friends. The Present: Mansplaining scifi shows to the cast. The Future: Mansplaining scifi shows to the writing staff
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Big Ag: The future is full of country goodness and green peaness
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Grist)
 
 
 
The first peer reviewed study of Bitcoin's energy use is in and you Libertarian nerds are wiping out decades of progress in renewable energy
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Wed May 16, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Possibly to prepare them for their future prison stays, "Men in Suits" carrying handheld detectors routinely run unannounced sweeps of the West Wing of the White House looking for staffers with unauthorized cell phones
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sam Allardyce sacked after saving a club from relegation. This is not a repeat of the last 2 years
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Trump filed his 2017 financial disclosure yesterday. Farkers may wish to invest $130,000 in popcorn futures
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Tue May 15, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This week, millennials are killing the Thomas Cook Club 18-30 party. Of all the things on the agenda of "the Instagram generation," this was the most unexpected
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Josh Brolin gives the most honest analysis of the movie rivalry between DC and Marvel
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you want a glimpse into China's near future, just look at the Orwellian nightmare they've imposed on their Muslim minority
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The vehicle of the future has two wheels, handlebars, and is a bike
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
LOST (in space) gets more fuel for the Jupiter 2
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Sun May 13, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
If you ate at Chili's in March or April, you might want to check your credit report. Also, you really need to upgrade your dining out choices
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Average American predicts retiring at age 66. They also predict learning a new language, playing a musical instrument and losing 50 pounds
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(Vox)
 
 
 
This Mother's Day, get your mom what she really wants: Paid parental leave for all future parents
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Fri May 11, 2018
(The Score)
 
 
 
Not News: NBA team fires coach. News: Team made the playoffs. Fark: 2018 coach of the year
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The robot armies of the future have gained a terrifying new weapon: the ability to avoid running into walls
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fox Business tortures Thomas McInerney by refusing to book him for future appearances on the network
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Michael Avenatti promises more bombshells
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Eden Mill's first single malt whisky sells for $9,500, breaking the world record for the first release from a distillery
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Wayne Rooney agrees in principle to leave Everton for DC United this summer
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
New NASA director wants to go back to the moon: "This will not be Lucy and the football again." Future quotes to include "AAUGH"
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Battle for the Net)
 
 
 
The battle for net neutrality isn't lost. Keep fighting. Contact your lawmakers to save net neutrality
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Sixers win to keep the series going? Or will the Celtics finish them off and advance to play LeBron James and the Cavaliers? Is there a basketball version of goon juice? The game begins at 8:00 PM ET on TNT
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
'Future Meat Technologies' isn't just my Throbbing Gristle cover band, but a big new investment for Tyson Foods
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Elementary school teacher sues public school district after being threatened with dismissal, reassigned to high school for "Get To Know Your Teacher" slideshow that had photos of her parents, best friends, 'future wife.'
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In the future, businesses will get bad reviews because stubby's machine assistant definitely confirms the appointment was made
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Tue May 08, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"I honestly think they're going to look back 20 years from now and say this is the moment the Jets became a great team"
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Strange things are officially afoot at the Circle K again for Bill & Ted 3. *air guitar*
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Macron seethes with outrage as he learns English will be the official post-Brexit language of the EU. SACRE BLEU (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Internet scientists looking at traffic analysis say that 10 PM hour, long used for sexy time, is now chiefly used for Netflix time. "The huge growth in streaming may make it harder to meet Britain's future peak winter electricity demands"
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
South Korea gave Kim Jong Un a USB with materials outlining vision for shared economic future. No word if they also gave them a computer that could actually read it
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Sat May 05, 2018
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns begin looking at a new stadium or renovating the current one which opened in 1999. The good news? The pennant flagpoles are all still like new
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists have created a living embryo in a laboratory without using either egg or sperm in groundbreaking advance in cloning, or as it's known in the South: making cousins (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
Who throws a shoe, honestly? The future President of Iraq, that's who
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(Wikia)
 
 
 
You gain the power to predict/be forewarned of three events a year 24 hours in advance. Do you use this power to learn the outcome of sporting events and bet accordingly, or you use it to save lives by warning of tornado strikes and other disasters?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Living Garbage Pail Kid Guy Fieri discusses his endless search for good California barbecue and his future at Food Network
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
90% correction? This is good for bitcoin
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Break out the tiny violins as multi-millionaire, five-time Super Bowl champion, future hall-of-famer married to a supermodel Tom Brady says he doesn't feel appreciated by people
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(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Old man Ichiro, who can't play anymore at age 44, may have decided to finish this week's homestand with some games against young man Ohtani, then retire as a Seattle Mariner
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(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Party Tip For Alexa Owner's Home: Simply ask: "Alexa, what's 10 to the power of 308?"
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Tue May 01, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Hill chooses to die on the one labeled "Not attending future White House Correspondents' Association dinners until our feelings are no longer hurt"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This woodcock's got more game than Parker Brothers and more groove than Stella
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Standard Digital (Kenya))
 
 
 
Mozambique to circumcise 100,000 men, recommends you turn down offers of cheap calamari for the foreseeable future
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Sun April 29, 2018
(Blue Origin)
 
 
 
The other billionaire with a rocket company is launching the New Shepard rocket. Plans are for a human flight this year & eventually to sell tickets to millionaires. Launch planned at 9:45 AM ET. Streaming starts at T minus 15 minutes
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Sat April 28, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Your owner sucks, your team is crappy, your fan base hates you, and your new city doesn't give a shiat about you.....I know let's cut our future hall of famer and face of the franchise
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(NWA Homepage)
 
 
 
The outlook for stray felines living in a town with no animal shelter can be bleak. One woman has opened her home to almost 800 cats over the years to help keep them safe while the town does nothing. Let's give her a round of applause on Caturday
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Tinnitus might not be as harsh of a cruel mistress in the future. But seriously, do you not hear that?
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker says God wants you to heed his warnings that the apocalypse is nigh and the only way to ensure your survival is buying one of Bakker's prepper buckets
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, The Lighthouse comes under assault as it's discovered SHIELD has hidden the soul stone all this time. (ABC 9ET)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Future hall of fame TE unexpectedly announces retirement, smashing hopes of fans everywhere for his long time team
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(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
Robot does your punishment by writing lines on the whiteboard
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Thu April 26, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you tattoo the name of your ex's mother on your butt, or 'Ram Me' above your crotch, future paramours may take umbrage
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Convicted felon Charlie Kushner tries to defend his son, future convicted felon Jared Kushner, by saying he's "not the only idiot in the family"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Gronk met with coach today and informed him Gronk be back for the 2018 season with the Pats. Gronk working out, staying in shape and feel great"
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Mon April 23, 2018
(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
Marvel Cinematic Universe to continue trolling DC Cinematic Universe by making a movie about second-rate Batman that will outperform any film with actual Batman
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Stanley Kubrick's '2001: A Space Odyssey' gets 70mm trailer and limited release
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thursday is Bring your Kids to Work Day. What do you and your workplace have planned for your mini yous?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thursday is Bring your Kids to Work Day. What do you and your workplace have planned for your mini yous?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Now you'll have to impress the robots if you want a job in their new corporate world. Welcome to the future of being interviewed for a job by AI
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Dear Wayne and Wanda: I can't believe my boyfriend decided to take his child to a baseball game instead of spending time with me, his needy, clingy, lonely, co-dependent girlfriend
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Gronk no want to work out with team. Gronk want to ride bicycles instead
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Neil deGrasse Tyson, First Galatic Emperor of Earth, believes that asteroid mining will help prevent future wars and conflicts over access to terrestrial resources, once space becomes 'our' backyard
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(NPR)
 
 
 
I don't recall the walk to the hotel being this long and arduous
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Fri April 20, 2018
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Futurama was fiction
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
In a stretch of her performing skills Christina Aguilera will portray a plastic, hypersexualized creature (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Back to the Future gets time travel wrong. The Terminator gets it right." This may be true, but did anybody want Doc Brown to show up naked? (video)
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Thu April 19, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Hey hon, we could stay home and watch a movie on Netflix, or we could go out to a theater and watch a movie on Netflix. Decisions, decisions
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
OK, which one of you Farkers also writes headlines for HuffPo?: "Conservative Pundit S.E. Cupp Hits Trump White House Right In The Balls"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Since 'MoviePass' pays full price for every ticket its users download, their business model may soon enter the Toys 'R' Us phase
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New NSFW Deadpool 2 trailer introduces X-Force team including....Peter?
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Dear Troubleshooter: My mom has a hot boyfriend at work and she won't stop hitting me up for advice because she can't talk to her coworkers. When I tell her to cool it, she says this is how adult relationships work. I'm at a loss. Sincerely, Ms U
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Patheos)
 
 
 
"Dear Mike Pompeo, Thank you so much for hating gay people. You have my full support. God bless. Sincerely, Franklin Graham
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Company wants to change the design of airline seats, and it's not pretty. Saddle up
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Mon April 16, 2018
(TVLine)
 
 
 
"Supergirl" returns from winter hiatus, where Mon-El ponders revealing to Kara the secret of the Legion's ability for plentiful dairy production in the future. 8 PM ET, on the CW
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Research shows that many people plan for retirement by focusing on dying earlier
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Sun April 15, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The future of water shortages. Hint: If you haven't watched "Ice Pirates," you may want to
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Plato, Aristotle, Socrates, Kanye West, Friedrich Nietzsche. One of these does not belong and you have five guesses to get it right
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Sat April 14, 2018
(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Automation-friendly dairy farm augments robot milking machines with cow fitness trackers to monitor health. Yup, walked 8 steps today
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
How will our Universe end? This really, really takes us far into the future
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
So much leaking there must be Apple juice all over the floor
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, Coulson and Talbot hang out with a bear while Fitz and Simmons continue to blame a time loop for their poor decision making. (ABC 9ET)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not yet recovered from the Facebook intrusions, we get this TED Talk where the Dolby systems head talks about how in the near future your emotions will be monitored in public places using infrared cameras, CO2-level detectors and heart-rate monitors
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The media is waging "Satanic psychological warfare" on Trump
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Thu April 12, 2018
(NFL)
 
 
 
High school football bench warmer described as looking "like a baby giraffe" is now a future NFL player. How did he do it? A creative highlight tape, letters begging colleges to take him and a cheap buffet nearby
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(The Register)
 
 
 
The true victims of Brexit are: a) Brits having to watch their country self-harm, b) immigrants no longer feeling welcome in the UK, or c) RuneScape players
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Wed April 11, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
New Poll shows 2/3rds of Americans aged 18-29 are "fearful" about the future of democracy in America; but where liberals blame Trump and institutional racism for our problems, conservatives think "the media" and "political correctness" are to blame
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(Economic Education Foundation)
 
 
 
Could Amazon skip picking a new headquarters in the US and just go buy a country to save on taxes?
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Big Think)
 
 
 
Jobs most likely to be killed by automation do not include alcoholic or pornography downloader, so Subby's future is safe
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Popcorn futures notch record levels in after hours trading on news AG Sessions only has a few more hours in his job
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(Air Force Times)
 
 
 
Laugh at Tesla if you want but the Air Force thinks they're onto something
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Guy charged in a double-murder tells another guy he needs Jesus in his life
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
As we prepare for the season four premiere of Fear the Walking Dead, let's look at where we last left our surviving characters, including Junkie Depp, Ruben Blades, and the Governess
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Antarctica's future may lie in the prehistoric forests of its past
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Sat April 07, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
A busload of potential future NHL players struck by a semi in Saskatchewan. At least 15 dead
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Fri April 06, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Meet the Hughes brothers, America's future first family of hockey
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(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Has your air bill been paid? Then watch Double J join 3D and Ivory in celebration. There's also a streaker and a Hillbilly being honored tonight. Finally, a future senator will join the ranks like the President. WWE Hall of Fame 8pm WWE Network
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Amy Schumer Feeling Pretty good after canceling interview with Sinclair-owned station
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Exclaim!)
 
 
 
Jay and Silent Bob to return with VR series, here's to hoping it doesn't guest star pickle farker from 'Clerks 2'
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House Deputy Press Secretary says "I can't speak to the future of Scott Pruitt," forgets to add, "because he has none"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
'I felt like Marty McFly': Dash camera records lightning striking teen's truck. (w/ short video of zapping)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
I think this might explain Japan's low birth rate
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Chevrolet and Ford to drop several car models to make way for more crossovers
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Trump finally makes McConnell nervous for the future but not for the reasons McConnell really should be nervous for the future. We'll leave that one for Bob
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The Walking Dead's eighth season finale will be set "someplace unusual." So... the future where the show ends?
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Apparently Rob Gronkowski is hurt far worse than anyone realizes and his production will see a MASSIVE fall off next year if he plays. Or Translated into Patriot-speak: The Patriots are entertaining multiple trade offers for Gronkowski
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Turkey still trying to get their hands on chicken
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
A Toronto health fair becomes anything but after the same needle was used on 30 people during free blood sugar tests
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Mon April 02, 2018
(NextShark)
 
 
 
Is boba tea destroying your children's future?
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Fri March 30, 2018
(IGN)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, Coulson uncovers Hale's true agenda. However, it's unclear how conquering the dairy industry will save the Earth from imminent destruction. (ABC 9ET)
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Gronkowski qualifies for Kentucky Derby. Sarah Jessica Parker heartbroken over missing the cut, seen muttering, "Curses, foaled again"
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Gronkowski qualifies for Kentucky Derby. Sarah Jessica Parker heartbroken over missing the cut, seen muttering, "Curses, foaled again"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Are you one of the lucky 317,000 who live in the UK and have a registered .EU domain? Well, good news - at some undisclosed point in the near future, you're gonna be barred from owning that bad boy
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(European Space Agency)
 
 
 
The latest calculations from ESA on the trajectory of Chinese space junk says that you are totally out of harm's way... If you're in Antarctica. Everybody panic
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
As follow up to their successful flamethrower, Elon Musk's Boring Company reinvents the pet rock
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(Inforum)
 
 
 
My girlfriend lives in Canada, so you wouldn't know her. Oh yeah, and she's 18, and she gets $1000 a week from Lotto Canada for the rest of her life
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Sci-Fi writer David Gerrold wizards up today's smartphone in 1999, including the inherent privacy problems one would have with such a device
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Sci-Fi writer David Gerrold wizards up today's smartphone in 1999, including the inherent privacy problems one would have with such a device
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Tue March 27, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apparently the polling firms are starting to get bored writing "historically low approval rating " this and "overwhelming democratic advantage in 2018" that: "Poll: Trump leads Stormy Daniels in 2020 match-up, but not if she uses her real name"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Ronda Rousey goes on Mike and Mike, gets annoyed that one of the Mikes now calls himself Wingo
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Ronda Rousey goes on Mike and Mike, gets annoyed that one of the Mikes now calls himself Wingo
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley's "smart" sex toys are creepy, surveillant, but pointless. Ceiling cat unavailable for comment
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Jordy Nelson is 'hurt' that the Green Bay Packers did not try harder to keep him
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Poll finds 62% percent of Americans think the US is headed in the wrong direction. If being on a road to nowhere in a clown car equipped with a broken moral compass and a fascist navigation system is wrong, subby doesn't want to be right
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Claire McCaskill criticizes Hillary Clinton for comments she made about Trump voters nearly two years ago. Little late on the draw there
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Sun March 25, 2018
(hot1029.com)
 
 
 
Ever had a burger this good?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The Dow is now on the brink of logging its ugliest March loss in nearly 40 years. It's a financial March Madness
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Sat March 24, 2018
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
NFL VP says the league may eventually get rid of kickoffs. Cleveland Browns fans: "You mean those things we only do to start games?"
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Axios)
 
 
 
Trumps says Democrats didn't want DACA. Let's see what congressional sources say about the negotiation
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Oh, The Onion, somehow you never fail to come up with new ridiculous headlines th--- wait, you're sure? You're really sure? Oh come on now this is just getting silly
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News: But... But... But... Obama did it, too
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Thu March 22, 2018
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Walmart rolls out shelf-scanning robots in 50 stores. Those sounds you hear are the death rattles of more jobs taken from humans
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If it's bad to start a land war in Asia, it's worse to start a steel war with China
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
James Comey weighs film and TV offers for his memoirs. Finally a movie about an FBI director that won't need staff from both the men's and women's wardrobe departments
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Tue March 20, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Activists protest brothel full of sex dolls because - reasons
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
First look at George R.R. Martin's 'Nightflyers,' a space horror series for Syfy. It's 'Psycho in space.' No, it's 'Alien with a ghost.' No wait, it's 'The Shining in space.' The producers literally call it all of these things
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Mon March 19, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
A sobering reminder for Jets fans: The last time you traded up to get into the top 5 of the NFL draft you ended up with the buttfumble
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Treasury Official yesterday: hey, China, our formal relationship is over. Time to MAGA. Stocks/Futures: OMG, sell-off, sell-off, sell-off. Treasury Official today: um, yeah, I kinda misspoke yesterday
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Governor MoonBeam preparing to exit public life as he nears the end of this fourth term in the statehouse. When asked about his future plans, Brown responds,"I'm not sure. What's Linda Ronstadt up to these days?"
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
'Cop Rocks' hidden all over city to prevent crime, future crappy TV musical series
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
Taste tests can't differentiate between recycled toilet water and bottled water. Which once again shows 10 million dogs can't all be wrong
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Sun March 18, 2018
(McCord Museum)
 
 
 
What did a beeper look like in 1962? Meet the Bellboy, marvel of tomorrow
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Rick and Morty has yet to be renewed for a fourth season
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