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Fri July 13, 2018
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
5-year-old's obit: "See ya later, suckas"
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Wed July 04, 2018
(Legacy.com)
 
 
 
Based on his name you'd think he'd be a Trekkie. Whatever. At least his friends know how to keep the fun in funerals. May the Force be with you, Mr. Tribble
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Tue July 03, 2018
(The Root)
 
 
 
So, we can add "Dead" to the list of things that black folks can't be in public anymore
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Sat June 23, 2018
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Man shows up at his own wake. Remains to be seen
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Cemetery swears they know where mom's headstone is, it's like, very heavy and couldn't have gone far
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Gibson served in Honduras, Beirut, Norway, the Philippines, and Desert Storm. He went on to win the Legion of Merit with Gold Star and Bronze Star with Combat Distinguishing Device. His dying words: "Can't you idiots learn how to DRIVE?"
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Jerry Maren, the last surviving munchkin from the Wizard of Oz, is not merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead
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Wed May 30, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Mormon Funeral Potatoes: The carb-heavy meal for all things apocalyptic
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Sun May 27, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Not gonna die. Not at this juncture. Wouldn't be prudent
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
If you were in National City, CA yesterday and thought that you smelled someone starting their holiday BBQ early, you were grossly mistaken
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Sunset Mesa Funeral Directors: Where they harvest gold teeth, body parts, cadavers for sale, deliver cement to you instead of loved one's cremains
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Senator Hatch to Senator McCain: "Hey, it's your funeral"
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(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Have you planned your own funeral? Does it involve a keg and blasting Lynyrd Skynyrd?
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
How farked up is GOP infighting right now? Orrin Hatch is criticizing John McCain on his deathbed because McCain doesn't want a certain soft pumpkin colored draft dodger at his funeral
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Mon May 07, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will not be invited to John McCain's funeral. Barack Obama and George W. Bush will deliver eulogies
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Fri April 27, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Things they don't want you to know: Funeral Home Edition. (Slideshow)
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japan debates ethics of holding Buddhist funerals for obsolete robot dogs before their parts are harvested to repair other dogs. Priest: "All things have a bit of soul"
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Thu April 26, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
That smell coming from the funeral home's garage? That ain't flowers
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Mon April 23, 2018
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
News: Funeral home pays their respects to the dearly departed. Not News: It was from Pittsburgh. Fark: To the Flyers playoff run
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Melania yucks it up with Barack just to piss off Donnie. She looks happier than she has in the last two years - and she's at a funeral
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Strange question: What food do you serve at a funeral? Turns out, a lot of thought goes into it
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Fri April 20, 2018
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Trump won't attend Barbara Bush funeral, to "avoid disruptions" like having her climb out of the coffin to smack him upside the head
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Def Leppard's Joe Elliott has already written out the playlist for his funeral. Also requests no "What has 9 arms and sucks?" jokes
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Pygmy whale dies after stranding itself on Florida beach. Jumbo shrimp, military intelligence to attend funeral
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Funeral pie, funeral potatoes, funeral ham. Gotta eat something after a funeral to soak up all that scotch. What's your funeral food go-to
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
'Funeral Potatoes' - I have so many questions
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Thu March 22, 2018
(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
If you needed a tow truck north of Boston on Wednesday, they were at a funeral. All of them
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
United Airlines now trying to maim and kill before you even get on the plane
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