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Wed January 26, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Betty, Buckle, Cobbler, Crisp, Crumble, ...Grunt? ...Slump?? ...Sonker??? ...PANDOWDY????
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Tue January 25, 2022
(Gawker)
 
 
 
CDC has guidelines on how to eat enough fruits and veggies. Gawker adds some good advice: "Raw dog it: two apples, three carrots, just f*cking go at them like a horse every day"
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
"Gen. Keane explains Biden's 'serious, strategic error' as Russia-Ukraine conflict escalates" - with a face that looks as though he's trying to swallow a grapefruit whole
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Thu January 20, 2022
(Capitán Obvio)
 
 
 
And the award for most obvious food headline of the month goes to
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
The answer to the question: How do I make lunch more punchable?
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
The answer to the question: How do I make lunch more punchable?
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Wed January 19, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Buy, Mortimer, Buy
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Tue January 18, 2022
(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Help your pizza dough relax with some pineapple juice -- hey, but only if you get consent
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Sun January 16, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Millennials' avocado toast addiction leads to organized crime and vigilantes
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Sat January 15, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Beans beans, the magical fruit - the more you eat the more you toot
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Fri January 14, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Don't dunk your cookies in orange juice
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Irish eyes are smiling after a train hall in NYC called Moynihan finally gets a full service bar
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Mon January 10, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australian iron-rich rocks, thousands of fossils have been revealed - from flowering plants to fruits and seeds, insects, spiders, pollen and fish. There will be scores of new species. And a mysterious rock with KR scribed into it
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
James Mtume, whose single "Juicy Fruit" was famously sampled by the Notorious B.I.G., passes at 75. Rare funk obituary trifecta in play
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Sun January 09, 2022
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
"Males and females copulated for days." California in the '80s, amirite?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
We need to talk about the elephant in the room
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Sat January 08, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Follow your nopes, it always nopes
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Fri January 07, 2022
(CBS 42 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Having nothing else to report on these days, CDC says women are more likely to eat fruits and vegetables
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Good luck to Brits trying to import plants, seeds, fresh fruit or vegetables
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Wed January 05, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett isn't big on tech companies, but boy howdy has the money he sunk into some fruit company four years ago paid off
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Mon January 03, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Grapefruits are once again safe in the halls of Congress
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Fri December 31, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Rick Martinez rings in the New Year with his spicy, sassy take on shrimp and grits, combined with some sort of grapefruit habanero cocktail that looks amazeballs. Also his nails are gorgeous and Purple Velvet Jacket FTW. I want to go to there
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Mon December 27, 2021
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
From noodles to grapes to pork products, certain traditions have "lucky" New Year's foods. And after 2021 we'll all NEED a little luck.....Does your fam have a food for this? Welcome to Monday Food Discussion
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Sat December 25, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
So you don't like British fruit cake? There are... alternatives
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
What do Roman soldiers, booze, and mail trucks have to do with the scourge of holiday baked goods, the dreaded fruitcake? Everything
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Fri December 24, 2021
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Much like fruitcakes, nobody actually can eat those things
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Mon December 20, 2021
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
When you're in Austria and just need a regular pineapple cake
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(Dog bless)
 
 
 
Consumers look for five things when choosing their melons; dyslexics just want them to be bright yellow with a nice citrus odor
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Sun December 19, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Meet Statler, the one-eyed, 33-year-old fruit bat who spends his days hanging around in the "geribatric" ward eating and "flying" and reliving his misspent youth
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Latest crisis down in Australia? Red-winged parrots getting drunk from eating fermenting mangoes in the Kimberley. "We're hearing a few reports of flying into windows and sitting on the floor, not being able to fly"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Latest crisis down in Australia? Red-winged parrots getting drunk from eating fermenting mangoes in the Kimberley. "We're hearing a few reports of flying into windows and sitting on the floor, not being able to fly"
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Sun December 12, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
"Snackle Box." Oh Claire, you're so droll - as if 3 oreos is anything but a tease
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Fri December 10, 2021
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Nebraska victorious over Delta
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
OK, enough with the pineapple already
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
OK, enough with the pineapple already
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Tue December 07, 2021
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
In response, Fark's squirrel was quoted as saying "damn. Dat ass"
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Legislators move to make strawberry shortcake state's official dessert because key lime pie is already state's official pie
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Whip out a "Candle Salad" at your next din-din party to get tongues & eye-brows waggling. Especially the tongues
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Whip out a "Candle Salad" at your next din-din party to get tongues & eye-brows waggling. Especially the tongues
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Sun December 05, 2021
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
So what the hell is a sugarplum anyway, and why is it supposed to be dancing in our heads?
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Fri December 03, 2021
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Chili's is getting wild for the holidays, brings back $5 Merry Berry 'Rita, finished with a candy cane garnish
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Wed December 01, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Why not eat a whole pan of cheese? Claire, you are now subby's spirit guide
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Sun November 28, 2021
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
This is what lax parenting leads to. They obviously never told him not to play with his food
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Sat November 27, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
This explains why all us Farkers look like hell
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Fri November 26, 2021
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Melbourne, Australia city council splashes $22k on bizarre banana sculpture, opinions split after vandals try to take a slice of it
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Thu November 25, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Not saying you need to put the Waldorf Astoria Los Cabos Pedregal on your bucket list, but you need to put the Waldorf Astoria Los Cabos Pedregal on your bucket list
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Tue November 23, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's one way to roast a canard. Share your method to the right
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Mon November 22, 2021
(The Progressive)
 
 
 
Operation Appleseed bears bitter fruit
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(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
Leela : Didn't you have ads in the 20th century? Fry: Well, sure, but not in our dreams. As usual, the predictions of Futurama are coming to fruition much sooner than the year 2500
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Sat November 20, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Top cardiologist gives verdict on chocolate, coffee and wine. Two out of three ain't bad
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Thu November 18, 2021
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving Candy Corn is an abomination to Candy Corn
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(Some Citrus Geek)
 
 
 
I repeat, It is not a Porn Hub yoga video
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(Some Citrus Geek)
 
 
 
I repeat, It is not a Porn Hub yoga video
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Wed November 17, 2021
(Nature World News)
 
 
 
If you eat from it, stand beneath it when it rains, use its wood to light a fire, or just touch its sap, you might be poisoned. Yes boys and girls, this is one bad ass apple tree
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Tue November 16, 2021
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
And tune in next week when we cover more culinary mysteries like 'Do purple crayons taste like grape?' and 'Is elmer's glue really lowfat?'
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Precocious germination in gymnosperms is so rare that only one naturally occurring example of this condition, from 1965, has been described in the scientific literature
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Food you can't take through a TSA checkpoint: cranberry sauce, gravy, canned fruits and vegetables, and pumpkin spice anything
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Going to make a batch of the dressing in TFA to go on spring mix for quick side salads this week. I usually just do an olive oil + vinegar or citrus juice dressing, but my wife requested this. What are some of your favorites?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
A Christmas fruitcake for people who don't bake and don't like fruitcake
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Mon November 15, 2021
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Spicy Hermit Cookie Day, so find that one angry guy who keeps to himself and give him a cookie
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Sun November 14, 2021
(Google)
 
 
 
If a fruit fly flies onto my monitor, 90% of the time I can squish it with my thumb. But 95% of the time, I can't get it with my fingers. What makes my thumb such an efficient killing machine?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And the award for the most poorly thought out product name goes to.... (Or they just invented a really kinky holiday)
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Thu November 11, 2021
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Some delicious schadenfreude from last year's Tulsa TFG rally. It's over a year old, but it ages well. Like fine fruitcake
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Wed November 10, 2021
(Woody sounding word)
 
 
 
Climate change eradicating the famous pink guavas from the guava trees of the famous guava belt. Guava
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(Woody sounding word)
 
 
 
Climate change eradicating the famous pink guavas from the guava trees of the famous guava belt. Guava
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Tue November 09, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Secret audio tapes of NRA management shows they think of their members as "fruitcakes", "hillbillies and idiots"
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Sat November 06, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Will Mountain Dew 'rise' to the occasion?
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Tue November 02, 2021
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
A three-year-old girl and her five-year-old brother have died after eating fruit from their grandmother's garden that they mistook for apples that actually turned out to be poisonous. Sadly this is not a Disney story that has a happy ending
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Astronauts successfully test new methane-based method of propulsion
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Thu October 28, 2021
(National Today)
 
 
 
It's National Chocolate Day. Go hug an Aztec
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Wed October 27, 2021
(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
Brewers GM Matt Arnold upon hearing that he was linked to the vacant Mets' President of Baseball Operations position: "Aw, hells no"
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Tue October 26, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's National Pumpkin Day. David S. last seen flying around like Santa Claus
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Here's a recipe so good some of you guys might end up crying over it
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Fri October 22, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
British supermarkets ensure their shelves remain full by using cardboard cut-outs to hide gaps left by supply issues
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Thu October 21, 2021
(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
Weeners
 
Penis plant blooms in Europe for the third time ever, two of those including the current one in Subby's hometown
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Wed October 20, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kellogg's sued over lack of strawberries in its Pop-Tarts by woman with too much berries on the brain
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kellogg's sued over lack of strawberries in its Pop-Tarts by woman with too much berries on the brain
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Mon October 18, 2021
(Variety)
 
 
 
JEWS IN SPAAAAAAAACE finally coming to fruition
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Fri October 15, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Australian firefighters scour a neighborhood looking for a gas leak find a durian fruit instead. Andrew Zimmern says kill it with prejudice
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Wed October 13, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is there a breakfast cereal that you liked at one time but it was discontinued? If so, what was the cereal?
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Tue October 12, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Huge crops and a lack of brunching Millennials smash avocado prices in Australia, toasting farmers across the country
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(Epicurious)
 
 
 
"Only thing getting you through?" Well, I guess that was anything and you were brave enough
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Claire used a half cup of olive oil just to please her boyfriend last weekend
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
When telling your family "I know it's the Holidays and all, but get the fark out" doesn't work
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Mon October 11, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Who needs apples when you can have sausages? Welcrumb to Fark
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Who needs apples when you can have sausages? Welcrumb to Fark
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Sun October 10, 2021
(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
It's motherfarking gourd season, so here is an article for Canadian farkers who are building their Thanksgiving diorama today
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Tue October 05, 2021
(NASA)
 
 
 
Houston, we have a pepper. Space food and drink trifecta in play
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Houston, we have a pepper. Space food and drink trifecta in play
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
N.J. residents can now legally sell their home-baked goods. Wonder if that includes brownies with a newly legal special ingredient
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Sat October 02, 2021
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
It will take a couple of years to come to fruition, but we really have to go and liberate those 60,000+ poor native Greenlanders from the cruel yoke of Danish colonialism
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Fri October 01, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Thanks to those COVID-related supply chain issues, toy prices are going to be sky-high this Christmas. Guess Santa's gonna be bringing you fruit, sticks, and empty boxes, kids. Use your imaginations
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Thu September 30, 2021
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Rebel Wilson has lost 65 pounds and is dressing to show everyone the, er, fruits of her labor
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Wed September 29, 2021
(Dry Stone Wall Assoc. of Ireland)
 
 
 
The Féile na gCloch (Festival of Stone) is the most delightful mashup of Doctor Who and kitchen table engineering Subby's seen all day. Come for the beer labels, stay for the awesome power of the Pendulum Strength Test
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(Local 12 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Now as we all know, a squirrel likes to hide his nuts in many odd places where the sun doesn't shine on 'em. Like this guy's car. And 42 gallons of walnuts
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mother and son caught cavorting on local beach, exclusive photos from Fox News
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mother and son caught cavorting on local beach, exclusive photos from Fox News
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Lime Skittles are coming back permanently. Those of you who have friends who love MnMs know what to do
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