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Sat August 08, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
If your logo has fruit in it, prepare to get sued by Apple
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The humble Plantain. Beloved major food staple around the globe yet, here in the US, mostly relegated to stale bags of dehydrated chips you find in a seedy bodega. What are some of your favorite Plantain recipes?
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Wee, wee pigs are locked down all the way home
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
AstraZeneca is the first to cut a COVID vaccine deal with the Chinese. Soon you'll be able to buy Kovid-18 and Covid-21 vaxxine knock-offs at the local Red Fruit Best US Computer stores too
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Watermelon burgers...and I'll see myself out
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Researchers find abstract art evokes a more abstract mindset than representational art. This is particularly true if you have kids with crayons and walls at home
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
The USDA has identified 14 different species in those 'mystery seeds' from China and so far, no magic beanstalks
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A potted history of that most well known status symbol. The pineapple
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Grab Some Nuts Day, the one day of the year where the Fark Squirrel is at his most nervous
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
An 8-year-old in Houston may have claim to the world's largest okra. That's a whole lot of gumbo right there
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pesto changeo
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
When asked if he could assure parents that children would be safe at re-opened schools Trump revealed the fruits of his recent explorations of Schopenhauer, Kierkegaard, and Nietzsche by responding "Can you assure anybody of anything?"
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Old and busted: The Mustard Man. New grossness: French's Mustard Beer
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Turns out those mysterious unsolicited seeds you received from China don't grow zombies, but they do mean you need to change your Amazon password and maybe your credit card number
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Tue July 28, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Not everything in Australia is trying to kill you, now it's being used to save orange trees
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Not everything in Australia is trying to kill you, now it's being used to save orange trees
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
If you ever go back in time, leave the toxodons alone, or we get no avocados
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
If you ever go back in time, leave the toxodons alone, or we get no avocados
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
Ahh, but the strawberries that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic... that these 19 recipes DO exist
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's tomato season again, so I must consult the collective wisdom of Fark. Do you slice tomatoes longitudenally or latitudenially for putting on a sandwitch?
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In these coronavirus times, people are so rattled that food of the Seventies starts looking good again: spam, packet trifle, spam, tinned fruit, spam, spam, instant mash, custard powder and spam with extra spam
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Roger Stone's love children discovered. The fruit doesn't fall that far from the tree. Except for that one thing
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Coconuts)
 
 
 
Durian-crazed pachyderm breaks into fruit store twice, raises elephantine stink
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Mon July 13, 2020
(BGR)
 
 
 
Scientists suspect grapefruit-sized black hole hiding in our solar system and Devin Nunes has the weirdest boner right now
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Standard Digital (Kenya))
 
 
 
After disease almost wiped them out, wild dogs have returned
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Thu July 09, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Oh, DIP
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries, and the haskap berries taste like haskap berries. We are the beer makers. We are the dreamers of dreams
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Tue July 07, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Apparently Mr. Potatohead is a cousin of Squidword Tentacles
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pleistocene Park
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Giant "human-sized" bat from the Philippines leaves the Internets horrified
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Swedish food apparently beats Scottish food for being constructed on a dare
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Swedish food apparently beats Scottish food for being constructed on a dare
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to peel shrimp, y'all
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Welsh stowaway being fed crickets and flies is very hoppy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Squirrel moving, moving day. Squirrel
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Fri July 03, 2020
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Add moon gardening to the list of activities as nearly as pretentious as Crossfit and practicing veganism
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Danny Clark, AKA Jake from Evil Dead 2, is gunna find out just what in the hell is going on down in that fruit cellar for the last time at age 68
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
These are the Pros and Cons of pea-eating
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you literally like to pig out on ice cream today is your lucky day
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(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
"All Hail the Marionberry, Prized Jewel of the Pacific Northwest". As opposed to Marion Barry, Disgraced Crackhead of Southeast D.C
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Sat June 27, 2020
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Frugal Indian cooks rediscover vegetable peel and fruit rinds during lockdown, ingredients they had ignored when mom and grandma cooked. "A lot of us took abundance and availability of fresh produce, packaged food and exotic ingredients for granted"
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Fri June 26, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Paris restaurant uses A: World class chefs? B: Owner's grandma? or C: The Moon? to determine what food to serve
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
British supermarket confuses customers by introducing the limelon, a melon with a hint of lime. Still working on the pineapple-apple-pen (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
British supermarket confuses customers by introducing the limelon, a melon with a hint of lime. Still working on the pineapple-apple-pen (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Doggo ice cream - for all of our very good bois
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Tue June 23, 2020
(The Onion)
 
 
 
11 simple cocktails to try while quarantining, Yes it's a slide show, but it's also The Onion. Bon appetit
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
When it comes to guarding watermelons, Pearl the kitty is your huckleberry
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Durian, Durian, the gut-wrenching fruit, the more you eat it, the more it hospitalizes half a dozen people due to its overwhelming stench
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Thu June 18, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Researchers have achieved a 95% successful pollination rate with a bubble gun. Imagine what they could accomplish with some laser lights and a fog machine
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Despite mass closure of offices and their microwaves, Lean Cuisine soldiers on, unveils 18 super-sized bowls that are 20 percent larger than standard Lean Cuisine tray meals. Portion control surrenders
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Coronavirus is spreading among fruit and vegetable packers, raising production fears and tossing "the world's salad bowl"
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
The stairway to heaven is made of pizza
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Try some Spam on the grill (it's also a dandy way to keep pineapple off your pizza)
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Try some Spam on the grill (it's also a dandy way to keep pineapple off your pizza)
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
'Nanner puddin'
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Shuffle on over for a scoop of Teaberry ice cream
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Choosy moms squeeze their peanut butter pouches
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Bring These Snacks to Your Next Protest
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(Inside the Magic)
 
 
 
Not getting enough pineapple on your pizza? Put it on your cheeseburger, as one of the thirty-five ingredients included in this recipe
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Fri May 29, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Dear Drew, Please put your $@*&# squirrels back to work because they are driving me farking crazy in my coronavirus quarantine
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
How to find the perfect peach. Next up: How to find the perfect eggplant
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian greengrocers get tough on stalk snappers
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Smugglers attempted to push $16 million worth of heroin through Heathrow by putting the drugs inside fruit and nut boxes
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
A LEGO automated tapas assembly line? Shut up and take my money
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
South Africa banned alcohol sales during lockdown. So of course everyone started making their own beer. Out of pineapples
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Over 40% of workers tested at fruit plant have coronavirus. Those at nearby shrub still lacking tests
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
More grapefruit headed for a horrible ending because of this
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Thu May 21, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Wash your strawberries with salt. Or don't and live blissfully
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Wash your strawberries with salt. Or don't and live blissfully
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(Gadsden Times)
 
 
 
Does your toast prefer jams, jellies, compote, fruit spread, honey, or Nutella?
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Wed May 20, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Prince Charles wishes his furloughed subjects to take to the fields, picking fruits and vegetables at His Majesty's pleasure. Workers to form anarcho-syndicalist commune where they take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Beans, beans, the magical fruit
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Roger Waters and David Gilmour of Pink Floyd still get along great, just like they always did, except for that time when Gilmour showed Waters the dark side of his moon
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(CBC)
 
 
 
I did Nutzy this happening
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Porkfruit going global on rumors it's a super food
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Some Masked Man)
 
 
 
Quarantine Boredom Iron Photoshop Challenge: Take a famous photo or work of art and replace part of it with a piece of fruit
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The UK begs residents to gorge themselves on strawberries (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The UK begs residents to gorge themselves on strawberries (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Republicans say the worst of the coronavirus is over. Democrats say the worst is yet to come. Virus merely wants more hosts so it can be fruitful and multiply
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Should tomatoes be refrigerated? The truth is juicy
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Nunes splooges all over the grapefruit...on national TV
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Thu May 14, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to get blackout drunk on wine and wake up with a face tattoo? Well, good news; Post Malone is unveiling his own brand of wine
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to get blackout drunk on wine and wake up with a face tattoo? Well, good news; Post Malone is unveiling his own brand of wine
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Toucan Sam of Fruit Loops fame has been reimagined for the new millennium, and the Internet is of course unhappy about it. Something something CalArts style
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Employee anxious over nine-week-old banana left rotting away in desk drawer at work
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Employee anxious over nine-week-old banana left rotting away in desk drawer at work
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Locked down shoppers turn to vegetables, shun ready meals. Wait that can't be right - oh. It's not America
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Then they ran, they ran so far awaaaaay
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
AOC in AC is A-OK by me
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
It's time to start infusing vodak -pour it over your ingredient of choice, let it steep overnight, and you've got breakfast
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Marginally proficient cook baking a cake for my wife for Mothers Day. Looking for suggested recipes, LGT one example
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Mon May 04, 2020
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Remember when people said it would be impossible to distribute all the food being thrown out by America's farmers? Yeah, they were wrong
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Court to Nunes: go fark your grapefruit somewhere else
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
"Each table sells for $27, with a tablecloth and nuts included." No word on the size of those nuts
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Favorite fruit)
 
 
 
Summer weather is coming. What are your best sangria recipes?
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Thu April 30, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
#8: The average fan has been priced out so the crotchfruit of guy who looking at his phone the entire game can catch a free t-shirt
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Elephants are lightweights
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
During a global pandemic it's always helpful to be reminded of the different houseplants that are safe to eat
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Tue April 28, 2020
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Even during a pandemic you can eat like a king as long as you have rice, eggs, beans, bread, and veggies
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Prime Rib day, so celebrate by finding the biggest piece of meat you have at hand and giving it a good rub
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Sat April 25, 2020
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
♪ Millions of peaches ♫ peaches done freezed ♪
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Fri April 24, 2020
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme donuts are about to get fruity
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
So you loaded up on produce before the lockdown, and now it's aging fast. Don't toss it. Here are some alternate cooking options
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman arrested for spitting chewed food into fruit bins, earning a $15,000 bail and lifelong membership into the Legion of Evil as 'The Masticator'
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You had me at Sakura Matcha Oreos
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With everyone stuck at home and trying to bake, interest in banana bread has never been higher. "Bananas, after all, are the world's second-most-popular fruit after the tomato"
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Used to getting their own way, boomers don't like being told they have to sacrifice like their parents and grandparents did or their children and grandchildren do
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Gardeners: We feel the need.....the need for seeds
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Johnny Appleseed lives
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Gaming consoles? Increase in demand does not equal "stockpiling"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you are an olive tree, it is time for some social distancing and be hasty about it
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Mon April 13, 2020
(USC)
 
 
 
USC researchers confirm leaves of the Japanese raisin tree can reduce hangovers, protects the liver, may help with Alzheimer's, and produces fruit that look like Keith Haring characters. Fark arborista smugly tip their hats
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