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Sun August 07, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Seattle Mariners' latest acquisition has unparalleled speed and is a very good boy
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Sat August 06, 2022
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Like my father always said, keep your friends close but anemone closer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Warner Brothers decides there is no one Better Than Ezra
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Fri August 05, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tucker attempts to be funny, Jon Stewart schools him
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's the first Friday of the month, and that means professional audiobook narrator and Farker Cyclometh is going to be reading short stories for grownups at noon PT, 3 PM ET. Visit the link to register. This month is 2 stories by Kim Fu. More DIT
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
**** IT'S HAPPENiNG ****
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Thu August 04, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
AMC goes APE, boring
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Here's where the rent is too damn high
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
'Ironic' tag explodes
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National IPA Day, so let's all get our hop on
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Because the writers ran out of ideas?
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Wed August 03, 2022
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Man, this gritty reboot of Slumdog Millionaire sounds really intense
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Billie Jean is not my lover, not with 111 counts against her
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
DDLJ - the iconic 90's Bollywood film that you never heard of - with Raj, the lead guy whose name is synonymous with romance for a generation of Indians, will now be a Broadway musical. With a white guy. We call him Rog now
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It turns out injecting a combination of oil, benzyl alcohol, and lidocaine directly into your muscles might be deadly. Who knew?
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Chase had lived at Furry Friends Ranch since 2014, but now he has found his forever home with a former employee of the shelter. "I told Chase then that when the time was right, I would be back for him," says Lundy. Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Don't spend all your time searching for a "soulmate." Instead, try going on a spiritual journey through the desert with a coyote voiced by Johnny Cash. That usually works
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Trick your family into thinking that serving of Green Giant® Whole Niblets is really fresh corn on the cob
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Tue August 02, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Twitter subpoenaed a bunch of Elon Musk's billionaire Silicon Valley friends ahead of the upcoming trial over the botched sale of the company. Apparently to humiliate and annoy Musk
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
'We got chatting at a comic-book convention and it turned into a naughty weekend.' Drew, Fark Parties NOW
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Mon August 01, 2022
(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Georgia university professor is way too hard on the freshman class
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Not news: Gas station's prices are falling. New: Gas station's awning is falling
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(Gates Notes)
 
 
 
Bill Gates, the original Pickleball hipster
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Sun July 31, 2022
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
When parallel parking on busy street, is there an unwritten rule saying that you pause ahead of an empty spot and back in, or is it cool to just drive straight in and steal the spot? Would you cause 20 minutes of gridlock to argue your position?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Google Maps launching SimCity-like Immersive View. Ability to unleash disasters still in the pipeline
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Sat July 30, 2022
(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Woman, 100, renews driver's license; has no advice for aspiring centenarian motorists: "Everybody has to do their own thing"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Brian Kilmeade begs TFG not to be mean to him anymore
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(YourTango)
 
 
 
"Am I wrong for cancelling the wedding after seeing a video of my fiance with strippers?"
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Thu July 28, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Nobody's ever gotten to the bottom of 9/11"
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
My wife wants an Oculus for her birthday because she tried one at our friends' house. Any game recommendations? She doesn't like scary things if that helps
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Nursing homes now have a new source of revenue: filing lawsuits against residents' friends and family
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You don't win friends with pickles. You don't win friends with pickles
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(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
Did you hear about the shark ghost? It vanished into fin air. It is your Bad Joke Thursday thread, the last one for July
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(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
Not to say things are quiet in Sioux Falls this summer, but a stalk of corn growing on the side of the road is making the news
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
"Unconscious New York man is not missing Texan Jason Landry." I don't miss Jason either
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Wed July 27, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Talking dog parenting with Chris Evans, seems like it might be easier in some ways albeit more awkward during bedroom moments
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Instagram exec: We are just as awful as we always have been. WTF is your problem?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Of course, one would store their cool Tony Hawk Hot Wheels fingerboard in the coolest fingerbox they have. You *do* have a fingerbox, don't you?
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(The Sun)
 
Weeners
 
"Do I tell my husband's younger girlfriend he needs Viagra to perform?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue July 26, 2022
(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what NASCAR fans leave behind in the infield after a race?
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Mon July 25, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
The latest in augmented reality augments reality with different reality, showing you how far you'd have walked along the scenic Appalachian Trail if you weren't just shuffling through your usual dystopian hellscape
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
David Warner goes into the lights
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Sun July 24, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Handguns, an unexploded shell, an ATM. Magnet fishing season opens in New Jersey
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Sat July 23, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ominous future arrives: Police suspect you of DUI, have you blow into breathalyzer, and the DNA result links you to two murders and a rape
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Making friends and influencing people Russian style
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Fri July 22, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
One of the elusive pedophiles QAnon keeps talking about was just found at church
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
'This is a sh*tshow'
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Ooooooooooh, who lives in a multiverse under the sea?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
William Shatner will voice a mystery character in Masters of the Universe: Revelation. Oh, let it be Hordak
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Wed July 20, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy National Lollipop Day. Haters can suck it, too
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Tue July 19, 2022
(Daily Hive)
 
 
 
Online candy retailer is hiring Chief Candy Officer for $100,000 a year, will be in charge of trying all new candies. Sweet
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Finally some, um, hard hitting journalism from the NY Post: "The 32-year-old media manager had big plans: She'd taken the day off from work and intended to stay off email and on her husband, Kurt"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Whoever would have guessed that smashing things while drinking can hurt people?
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Mon July 18, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Looking for a fancy appetizer to impress your friends at your next party? You're in the wrong place. Claire's throwing cheese in the air fryer
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox News: Friendship ended with Donald J. Trump, now Ron DeSantis is my new best friend
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Sat July 16, 2022
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Starlight feels she's missed out on the friendships of the Main 6 since she was late to the group, so she goes back in time and - surprisingly, no Nazis. It's My Little Pony - Missing Out. A fan-made creation over a year in the making
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
One woman with an iron stomach and defective taste buds ate everything on the Taco Bell menu, and then ranked her favorites from best to severe abdominal cramps
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Fri July 15, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
It's okay everybody, JFK Jr. is still alive and will help Trump save the world
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Thu July 14, 2022
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Old news: flashing people at the pool. Today's news: flashing the jury pool
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR wants you to share letters you've written to friends in the form of a poem. Let's try that here with recent posts you've made to Fark
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Old and busted: 'Convenience fee'. New hotness: 'Inflation fee'
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Trump supporter at the center of a Jan. 6th conspiracy theory says he never expected the face eating leopards to come after him
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My 18 month-old son's first words were 'f*ck that.' How do I stop him from saying that?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lisa Simpson marries her bodyguard, Homer is best man
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Wed July 13, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Brian Urlacher claims some ex-NFL players will pretend to have CTE to be included in the lawsuit. Can someone check Urlacher for CTE?
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Millions of Americans wish they did not quit their jobs in 'the Great Resignation' according to Bloomberg and a bunch of rich old men screaming "Sell, Mortimer, sell"
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Rats can learn to navigate by watching their friends, as anyone who's been following perfectly legitimate businessmen and their noble fight against government overreach can tell you
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Tue July 12, 2022
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Huma Abedin has moved on from Carlos Danger to Rocket Raccoon
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
You're not giving your cookout guests food poisoning wrong
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Greet your guests with a mouthful of pickles
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(uDiscover Music)
 
 
 
60 years ago today, Blues Incorporated needed someone to cover their weekly gig at London's Marquee Club. So a couple of teenage friends, Mick Jagger and Keith Richards, brought their new band and played their first show
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(Independent)
 
 
 
NYC's Emergency Management Agency randomly decides to start airing a PSA on what to do during a nuclear attack. They later clarified that everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
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Mon July 11, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Derek Jeter claims he never gave those gift baskets to women he slept with during his playing career; also avoided a nightclub shooting by telling his friends he had a game the next day ... in December
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy National Pet Photo Day. Share pics of your critters before they share pics of you
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The gloves are off in the Tory leadership contest as accusations of spad shagging, tax dodging and S&M peccadilloes fly, all of which seems normal for Tories and should surprise nobody
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Russia cuts off all gas supplies to Europe. Try to stay cool, my friends
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan was upset about January 6th attack, in typical Conservative fashion it is because he had a personal connection to some of the victims
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(Sportskeeda)
 
 
 
Most Valuable Partier
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(Sportskeeda)
 
 
 
People not familiar with WWE's penchant for misogyny and racism are shocked-SHOCKED-that they would use COVID in a tasteless storyline
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Sun July 10, 2022
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Shocking news: Thomas Jefferson owned slaves, and if you take a tour of his old estate, you will be informed about this. Some people have a problem with that
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
WWII veteran from Queens celebrates 103rd birthday: "I stay away from fast women and slow horses." In subby's comparatively limited experience, slow women and fast horses aren't so good for you either
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Sat July 09, 2022
(Big E Radio)
 
 
 
Noise Factor is ONLY on Big E Radio at 10:30 PM ET. This week has not one, but two spectacular cover songs, also Cloakroom, Megadeth, KMFDM, Electric Callboy, Isis, and *checks notes* an encore? Yep. Tune in friends
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
I don't know what a Shawn Mendes is, but it canceled its tour
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Jack Bauer, at long last, gets his vengeance
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Fri July 08, 2022
(Positive Outlooks)
 
 
 
12-year-old, in his own yearbook: "Hope you make more friends." Paul "Ant Man" Rudd: "Yeah, about that...here's my autograph, and inspirational message on my actual Ant Man helmet for you." Goddamn this dust, anyway
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Thu July 07, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Meta Quest headsets will finally stop requiring a Facebook account. They'll require a Meta account which is totally different
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Wed July 06, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Eric Holder Jr convicted of first degree murder. Fox News nearly reaches climax after reading the headline too quickly
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
She's right, you know
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Tue July 05, 2022
(KEZI Eugene)
 
 
 
Ugly Lucy statue has friend
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Mon July 04, 2022
(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Most kids spend the time after their high school graduation ceremony taking photos and going to parties. These 6 graduates ran to the fire station, hopped on the truck, and put out a garage fire
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Breakin' 2: Electric Funeraloo
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Thirteen ways to make sure nobody hates you at the beach this summer
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Sun July 03, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
What did you do today? Subby purchased a lot of 350 unopened Hot Wheels cars to divvy up into giftbags for his kiddo to give out to friends at their birthdays
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Kids are so expensive I had to quit my job"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
'His eyes lit up when we started talking about potatoes' is not the Fark love story we need, it's the love story we deserve
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Name a celebrity you think sold their soul to the devil to not visibly age. Subby's pick: Fashion designer Vera Wang, who looks 37 but is actually 73
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Sat July 02, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Steven Tyler's rehab is going so well he paid a visit to his local police station. Fark: It was a social call, not business. With "totally not a mugshot" photo goodness
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Fri July 01, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Realizing that he perjured himself in his Congressional deposition, Rudy deletes the incriminating Tweet about asking for a pardon after the whole world hit Ctrl-V
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man claims his 119 year-old doll is haunted and gives people chest pains
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Ghostbusters Dan Aykroyd has turned 70 and wants you to know that he's lost his marbles by telling you about his insane 9/11 alien conspiracy theory (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu June 30, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Barbershop gets an Olympic gold medal. Tag is for article a few weeks ago that few people remember
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck to Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting: "One day, I'm going to wake up and I'm gonna be 50. And I'll still be doing this shiat." Well, they've both arrived
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
NATO officials surprised to find Russian salad on the menu. Russian salad is of course a combination of polonium, vegetables and mayonnaise
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Poltergeist: La Próxima Generación
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(GearJunkie)
 
Video
 
Climber films massive rockslide in Rocky Mountain National Park as it moves directly toward him. "It went from me starting to climb to us running for our lives in like 5 minutes"
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Wed June 29, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN's helpful tips for how to have a respectful and productive conversation with misogynistic Christofascists who see all women as sexual property and all secularism as an enemy to be assimilated and/or destroyed
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Good news, parents. Peacock has heard your pleas, and has agreed to bring back "Caillou" for a whole new season. What's that? Oh, you didn't plead for that? Well, they heard something
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 20 facts you didn't know about 'Swingers'. The movie that is
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Arlington National Cemetery to remove Navy officer's remains since he was executed for murdering junior petty officer in 1991. "Then her friends that mourn her, and husband that mourns her, can know that [Chabrol] won't get a flag every Memorial Day"
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Tue June 28, 2022
(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
2 year-old becomes the youngest member of MENSA. Meanwhile Subby is still trying to figure out how to get his nose back from Uncle Steve
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You're enjoying a pint at your favorite local pub when suddenly some tone-deaf twit starts tickling the ivories and you realize it's the guy from Coldplay and you remember wasting money on X&Y and suddenly you drink more, remembering the early 2000s
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Mon June 27, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
'How can I tell my high-earning friends I can't afford to do something?'
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Sun June 26, 2022
(France 24)
 
 
 
People are drawn to others who smell like them. No wonder everyone in "Spaceballs" was surrounded by assholes
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Sat June 25, 2022
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Last week marked the 159th anniversary on the day a circus hippo escaped into the Detroit River, only to be rounded up by his friend, a black mastiff. I'd totally watch this cartoon
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
To the left - superheros yucking it up on the funny pages. To the right - fanbois buzzkilling that mirth
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Fri June 24, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
TikTok'ing this crime spree is the best idea we've ever had
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
This new "kids" book version of Ferris Buellers Day Off looks great, and we need to have every John Hughes movie turned into this
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Thu June 23, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
If you drink to forget, don't forget the memory stick containing personal data of 460,000 people
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Your friends can act childish sometimes, but what if they actually regress into the googoogaagaa stage? Pipp and Zipp need to figure out why everyone else is fun-sized in My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale - Making a Foal of Me before naptime
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Move, Miss, get out the way. Get out the way, Miss, get out the way
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(Cheezburger)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Millennials, Gen-Z. New hotness: Generation Farked
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Mon June 20, 2022
(Sportskeeda)
 
 
 
Logan Paul: Dwayne, I am disappoint
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
That AZ gov candidate who attacked drag queens but then turns out to have done drag and was friends with drag queens. Well, she's fighting back by calling the media the "enemy of the people". Guess where she got her start. G'wan. Guess
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kari Lake, Arizona GOP's rightwing candidate for governor, did her time as a drag queen. Why yes, there are photos
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two Florida deputies have been disciplined for texting their friends about Bob Saget's death before his family was informed. Man, talk about a spoiler alert
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Sun June 19, 2022
(Hill Reporter)
 
 
 
Can we just go ahead and let Texas secede?
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(Heathline)
 
 
 
So which is worse, an active "Here's Everything That's Wrong With You" breakup or a passive "I've found Someone Else" breakup?
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(Some Spontn80)
 
Hero
 
What would you say to your Dad today if you could? Our 15th yearly and traditionally caFARKtic Father's day Thread
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Fri June 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Not news: Flying a Pride flag is considered antithetical to Catholic beliefs. Fark: So is flying a Black Lives Matter flag
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Convicted scammer and fake German heiress Anna Sorokin is "trying to move away from this like, quote unquote scammer persona". Since this is Fark, you may see where this is going
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Thu June 16, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Basketball legend Bird retires. No, not that one. The other one
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Nerds are finding new ways to play with themselves
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Wed June 15, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
I'm Bam Margera, and this is fleeing rehab
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
ChiSox reliever Liam Hendriks free agency demands included going to a team that had a LGTBQ Pride game on the schedule
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
64-year-old arrives at Pittsburgh pickelball court to find three guys just learning to play. She offers to join them and proceeds to put on a clinic. Turns out the guys play for the Steelers. "The guy in the green shirt and I whooped the other two"
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Remember that gas station that accidentally charged 69 cents a gallon last week? They've fixed the glitch
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Tue June 14, 2022
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Shelter at capacity, needs help finding homes for furry friends. Woofday and Caturday tags already adopted
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(WBRZ Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Louisiana judge sends message to all women in the state: If you get raped and get pregnant, you may end up paying child support to your rapist
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If you are going to mouth off to the bouncer and cause problems, check to see if the bouncer is a former professional boxer who is an ex UK heavyweight boxing champion
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japan asked whether it's proper for couple's first date to be at family restaurant like Denny's. 47 percent of men are OK with it, compared to 54 percent of women
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Having solved every other problem, Scotland relaunches independence drive
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Mon June 13, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Phil, what do you say to the thousands of families who lost someone on 9/11 when you take money from the Saudis?" Dispassionate Gambler: "Is there a question in there?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Funko makes a mondo acquisition
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
If your gas station suffers glitch where gas prices revert to just 69 cents a gallon, you're gonna have a bad day
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Sun June 12, 2022
(Cracked)
 
 
 
All of the things ( idiots ) blame video games for
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Sat June 11, 2022
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Australian newspaper shocked someone named Rebel would fight back against their plan to out details of her personal life
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Before you fly to China to find your missing lover, make sure he's not home with his wife and kids
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(Vancouver Is Awesome)
 
 
 
Party in Vancouver
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Fri June 10, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
It's Friday & you know what that means: First on Smackdown, Ricochet sacrifices himself vs GUNTHER, Lacey faces...really? Xia Li? OK. Then on Rampage: FTR & Trent vs Aussie Open & Will Ospreay. The fun starts at 8 PM ET on FOX, then 10 PM ET on TNT
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
If the suspect was already in custody on the other side of the country why did the FBI have to force entry to his grandfather's house?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Christopher Eccleston sure has some opinions
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Glitch at a California gas station sells a gallon for guess how much?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"How can I fix the crippling social anxiety lockdown has left me with?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed June 08, 2022
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
McGruff taught us to take a bite out of crime, but now the tables appear to have turned
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Arrrrr, me pirate friends. Colombian army finds billions in gold coins from an 18th-century shipwreck. Line up, let's see how long it takes for everyone to claim it belongs to them
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Not news: Very successful guy snags hot model fiancée. News: The wedding seems to be a classy, reasonable affair. Fark: Except for the Vince Lombardi trophy wedding cake... but the new wife is ok with it because he's lucky
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Kate Bush gets her first Billboard Number One album
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Tue June 07, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Wolf-dog dies. Dog-wolf feeling ok
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Mon June 06, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The marketing for Top Gun has really gone too far
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Coastal grandmothers want you Tik-Tokers to stay off their sand
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Sun June 05, 2022
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Two holes in one on same course by two different golfers on different holes is very rare but not unheard of. Fark: Same ball
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(National Today)
 
Hero
 
Fark cancer
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Sat June 04, 2022
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Imitation octopus balls are Japan's newest pseudo-gourmet recipe. Who does that? Nobody would make fake animal balls, would they?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"My date thought a cemetery was a romantic destination"
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Fri June 03, 2022
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Falling in a wood chipper. New hotness: Falling in a crucible
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Inmates share what being inside is really like
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Thu June 02, 2022
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Good news, now you can be hunted underground by killer dog robots and their flying friends. Well, I didn't say it was good news for you
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Phil Lesh and Wilco's Jeff Tweedy (with Wilco bandmate Nels Cline) announce one-off show, naturally will be billed as "Philco"
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Wed June 01, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're enjoying a nice summer weekend with friends paddleboarding and rafting down a river, pay attention to those bright red signs on the riverbank with all those big words that say things like DANGER and DAM AHEAD
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
June 1, New York is suspending its gas tax for the rest of the year. February 1, New York is increasing gas taxes to make up for a revenue shortfall
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Tue May 31, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I shot the rapper, but I did not shoot the deputy
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
3 weeks after "Truth and Consequences" aired, Superman & Lois & family & friends deal with consequences of "Lies That Bind," S.№2 Ep..№12 at 8 ㏘ EDT. Then Tom Swift (whatever that is) debuts at 9 with "...And the Liftoff to Saturn," both on The CW
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bobby Brown says drugs beat him and Whitney Houston
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
One has to admit, the man has a point. From a more realistic perspective, though, if we're going to start automatically tearing down every building in America where a mass shooting takes place, will there be anything left in a few years?
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Are you in a co-dependent relationship? Here, we can help
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Owner of Massachusetts ice cream parlor says customers waited in a 45-minute line because of not enough staff. Raising his pay rate and taking down his insane casting call about giving up fun with your friends all summer are not planned solutions
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you love airplanes so much why don't you marry one
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Mon May 30, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
You've been boiling eggs wrong this entire time: tako-less takoyaki edition
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(Political Flare)
 
 
 
As America memorializes those who made the ultimate sacrifice for this country, TFG recognizes the fine job our veterans do to keep us safe. Ha ha, no
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Sun May 29, 2022
(Undead Walking)
 
 
 
Morgan and Mo have made it to relative safety, and Alicia is on her last legs. Who is she rescuing? Will Madison return? Will Strand still stand? Will Daniel recover? It's the penultimate episode of Fear the Walking Dead's 7th season, 9PM ET on AMC
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Sat May 28, 2022
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Where we finally discover that the real treasure was the friends we made along the way
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"How do I get my mom off the politics tab?"
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Olympic gold medalist earns a participation trophy in the "street smarts" event
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Fri May 27, 2022
(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
Today would've been the 100th birthday of the original "Most Interesting Man in the World", Christopher Lee
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Brian Kilmeade goes full Kilmeade on one of the only black friends Fox News has
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Uvalde school massacre survivor smeared the blood of her friend over face and played dead because apparently that's a skill a 11yo needs in America
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Thu May 26, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Technical difficulties"? Sure, Jan
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Sure companion robots are expensive, but isn't it worth it not to call grandpa?
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Wed May 25, 2022
(Inforum)
 
 
 
The only person expelled from the North Dakota legislature wants you to know the Uvalde mass murder was a political stunt
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Looks like we need to wait awhile until Hunter X Hunter goes back into hiatus
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Tastes grate, less filling
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Happy National Wine Day. Farkers, may you uncap a full-bodied, unpretentious one
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Tue May 24, 2022
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Nothing good happens after 4am... especially if you are hanging out near a 300-foot cliff
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Young investors lose big in crypto market bloodbath. Subby feels their pain of being naive enough to think one can make easy money by doing nothing
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Mon May 23, 2022
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Cat lady in ICU after rescuing dozens of foster cats and kittens from house fire. [Florida] and [Caturday] tags concede, [Murica] tag requests donations to GoFundMe for medical expenses both feline and h00man
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Sun May 22, 2022
(MetalSucks)
 
 
 
Bassist disappointed at realizing he's been treated like a bassist
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(WLBT Jackson)
 
 
 
Let's put on masks and go to our friend's house and attack him with water guns that look like AR-15s. It'll be EPIC
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(How-To Geek)
 
 
 
Delete it. Duh
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Fri May 20, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Poetry Contest: Man's best friend. In celebration of National Rescue Dog Day, write some poetry about our furry friends. Any poetic form
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(SILive)
 
 
 
St. Louis Cardinals call up Nolan Gorman and Matt Liberatore yesterday. Why is this sappy? They've been best friends since age 5, and now they're teammates in The Show
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How to fight back against FOMO
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"People look at me and say, 'She won't be able to lift that.' I like surprising them." 'd'awww' tag gets sand kicked in its face
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Popular Russian entertainer may go to prison for speaking out against the invasion of Ukraine
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(Black Sports Online)
 
 
 
Jay Cutler has finally improved his pass completion rate. Unfortunately it was with his friend's wife on a vacation with both families' children present
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Some tattoos remind you of your date's name or your "no ragerts," then there's the one that reminds you of your $40 billion faceplant business failure
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Your friends too busy to hang out with you? Why not take them on a hike? A HIKE OF DEATH. Then have a yummy dinner afterwards when you watch My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale - Sunny-Day Dinners and realize pancakes are more important than you think
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And the prize is a Subway foot long - ah, 23 feet long - sandwich. Bring your friends
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(This Is Colossal)
 
 
 
Do you have a piece of art the people of 2072 will want to see? The Time Capsule Project would like to hear from you
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And hear the lamentations of their women
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rather than trying to explain to your friends what prog is, let alone why you like it, just give them this link
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Dolphins have a rather peculiar behavior not even Troy McClure was into
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Clown killer trial delayed again. It's like nobody's taking this seriously
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
"The Hills" are alive with the sound of Music TV
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
Needs more garlic
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson sit down to talk about Moving Pictures, Neil Peart, 50 years of Rush, 55 years of friendship, and so much more
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Tue May 17, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Are Biden advisers' friends and families having lots of babies?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man with facial tattoos sees what he'd look like with all of his ink gone. Has no real regerts
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
The answer is no. Always
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Testing Testing, is this thing on? Oh it's on with eight more free COVID-19 at home kits in the U.S
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Mon May 16, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Best friends afloat is how these otters roll
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
When $50 million doesn't even get you a window seat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You know, subby had a snarky, witty headline about taking photos in the Sistine Chapel, but he's too busy being distracted by the fact that he and Jason Momoa now appear to have similar body types. Hey ladies, how you doin'?
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Trial begins for roommate accused of killing, dismembering "Thundercats" writer around Tampa. Should've used "The Sword Of Omens" instead of a Walmart circular saw
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Sun May 15, 2022
(Counton 2)
 
 
 
Today is National Chocolate Chip day, not to be confused with National Chocolate Chip Cookie day. Confused you won't be after this episode of Soap, which is not an ingredient in chocolate chips unless you shop at the Dollar Tree
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Your reptile friends may have been on Earth longer than we had previously thought
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Sat May 14, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
CNN calls out Fox News for baby formula lie
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sale on boats all our $300 millon models with easy payment. Now on closeout sale, our special price? Please check the box on the left for your price. Makes a great first boat, guaranteed your friends will be impressed
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Pearl Jam's drummer got COVID so the band had former RHCP guitarist Josh Klinghoffer play drums. Bonus: a fan came onstage to drum for the traditional "Yellow Ledbetter" encore
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Should we mock these two as idiots or be jealous?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The day after Best Korea announced its very first COVID case, it announces its second case...350,000 times
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Owl spots some wildlife photographers, gets in on the action while also contemplating murder the entire time
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Thu May 12, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Like competitions? Like the 90s? Not necessarily a fan of "Win Ben Stein's Money"? Try this instead:
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(Some Oreo)
 
 
 
Oreo has an important message to tell us
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(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
Will Smith thinks Ozzfest is the whitest thing this side of curling. There's no need to argue; I just don't think he understands heavy metal
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Wed May 11, 2022
(The Onion)
 
 
 
The Onion's Exclusive Interview With North Carolina Representative Madison Cawthorn
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"My youth pastor says men are visual. This means that whenever a man sees a woman, he thinks "that lady has bosoms, I wish I could do a sex right now"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mario cooks up a multo acquittal
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy birthday Martha Quinn. Somewhere Mojo Nixon is smiling
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(VG 24/7)
 
 
 
Fei Long, we hardly picked ye as a Street Fighter character, as the kin of Bruce Lee begin removing characters bearing resemblance or mocking him. Mortal Kombat's Liu Kang, Tekken's Marshall Law and Fatal Fury's Cheng Sinzan look nervous
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Tue May 10, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Temple or Booth? You can't be serious
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(Digg)
 
 
 
Zero. It's zero, right? Please tell me it's zero
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Mon May 09, 2022
(LAD Bible)
 
Video
 
And now...today's hero
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Adreian Payne made an impact on the court, but he'll be remembered for his friendship with a small girl named Lacey
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(WJBF Augusta)
 
 
 
Augusta teens blowing up on TikTok for "herping." And yes snakes are involved, but not how you're thinking
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Sun May 08, 2022
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
If you think about it, it's really just a healthy smoothie
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Science proves what all moms already know. That around the age of 13, children no longer find their mothers' voices "uniquely rewarding"
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Sat May 07, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My husband got his live-in girlfriend pregnant. Am I right to be jealous?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Now that we widely accept that Jaffa Cakes are cakes, it just leaves the question, "What the fark are Mini Cheddars?"
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Fri May 06, 2022
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
19-year-old drowns during BBQ outing due to using way too much sauce
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
'first Responders?' or 'Thirst Responders?'
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"I felt good my friends broke his arm," Dave Chappelle's attacker may have grounds to sue after getting the stuffing knocked out of him
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
$5,000 reward to any divers that discover more bodies submerged in Lake Mead. Though at the rate the lake level is falling, hikers will do too
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Thu May 05, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
A new head twit is on the way
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Woman makes a couple of colorful friends
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(DW)
 
 
 
Condom-piercing woman gets her comeuppance. Not a euphemism
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Wed May 04, 2022
(Dutch News)
 
 
 
'The Dutch have a bedroom window open for fresh air, even in winter,' says Japanese expat who has apparently never heard of a Dutch oven
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Deviously impish smile meme girl dies at 16 years old
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
It's all fun and games as a bride-to-be to be dressed as an inflatable penis at your hen-do until you're attacked by a crazed knifeman
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Step 1: delete them all. That's it. Nothing more needs to be done
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Mon May 02, 2022
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
The unbelievable part is (a) Dungeon Master has been continuously running a D&D campaign since 1982, (b) he owns collection of 30,000 miniatures he's hand-painted, (c) he somehow has a daughter
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(Consequence)
 
 
 
The Red Hot Chili Peppers dedicate their performance at the New Orleans Jazz Fest to Taylor Hawkins, who was supposed to be there with the Foo Fighters before his tragic passing
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Sun May 01, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
LongHorn Steakhouse honors employee who grilled 1 million steaks, four of which actually tasted good
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Day 67 of WW3: Ukraine claims another general casualty, Pelosi and friends travel to Kyiv, and Russian oil depots are burning. It's your Sunday Ukraine War Thread
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Sat April 30, 2022
(WLOX Biloxi)
 
 
 
This military vet got promoted to Major....at 101 years old
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
On today's episode of "There's No Accounting for Taste"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Les Claypool of Primus, Eugene Hütz of Gogol Bordello, Sean Lennon, Stewart Copeland of The Police, and friends have a cute little song about Zelenskyy
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Fri April 29, 2022
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Some lucky high schooler will be taking the Wienermobile to Promtown. NOT a euphemism
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lawmaker busted for DUI with BAC nearly four times the legal limit. There should be laws against that sort of thing
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
It's just a box of pubic hairs. I don't know who put it there
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Always make sure that the Airbnb you're reserving actually exists
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Definitely more fun than playing The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle and Friends on NES it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Just Die Already & Paradigm free at Epic. What have you been playing? Gal Civ IV? Side note: best & worst licensed games?
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Thu April 28, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I head you don't like selfie sticks, so I created a selfie stick without a stick
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This week on Star Trek Picard, turns out the Borg were just the friends we made along the way
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The hosts proving to little girls everywhere that if you keep asking "What's going to keep me in power?" that someday they too can represent "fark you I got mine" in the aging, out-of-touch political party of their choosing
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Wed April 27, 2022
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Five reasons why landlines are better than cellular phones. Six, if you add exercising your arm on their hand crank
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This is the hardest hit to saxophonists since the ascension of Kenny G and death of Bleeding Gums Murphy
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(AOL)
 
Hero
 
Meet the man who evacuated 200 people from Mariupol in a battered red van, who is not only a hero but also apparently a master at clown car logistics
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Why Dr. Strange Got Banned in Saudi Arabia. Tl;dr same reason it'll probably get banned in Florida
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(Consequence)
 
 
 
The B-52s are flying their last missions this year
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Anthony is my great, great friend. He's one of my best friends. Anthony is my dear, dear friend. I love him so much. He's one of the greatest guys." Oops
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Mon April 25, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Friendship statue to be pulled down. it marked the relationship between Ukraine and Russia. Might be a little bit overdue
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Given all of Tiger Woods' health challenges, it's probably not wise to name a golf course PopStroke
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
NBA to be the big loser on Christmas this year
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Is parenting really that difficult?"
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Sun April 24, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The insufferable wankers at the Guardian want you drool-stained proles to know there's a place in life for your bile, snark and venom, as if we needed those tossers to tell us that
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Fri April 22, 2022
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
"All the damn avocados I bought, I could have gotten a house"
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(Eyeball Killer)
 
 
 
Parents mourn daughter shot by her boyfriend but dad reaffirms his allegiance to guns, and HOLY SHIAT what is that on the end table?
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Thu April 21, 2022
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Old and busted: spiking the punch with alcohol. New hotness: spiking the wedding dinner with cannabis
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Is canned potato
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
This column has everything: the Burbank Costco parking lot, a pickle fridge, the trifle from Friends, the rat from Ratatouille, and Claire gnawing on a block of Colby jack
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Wed April 20, 2022
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Air BenDamon
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Warden of NYC jail where Jeffrey Epstein killed himself, was murdered, or became unalive in some other matter, allowed to quietly retire
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(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
"This type of event here in Fulton is rare this is an out-of-the-ordinary incident," Fulton Police Chief Bill Ladwig said Tuesday morning, which happened to be the second straight day his staff found a dead body
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
When they said "what can be greater than golf with a gator", I don't think this is what they had in mind
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Unlike most Farkers, wine snob refuses to drink straight from the bottle
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kardashian regrets telling people to "get their asses to work" in ore processing, possibly because kanar was involved
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
WaPo tech writer Taylor Lorenz exposed the person behind the Twitter dumpster fire known as LibsofTikTok as a QAnon cultist and hateful, deranged conspiracy theorist, prompting outrage from other hateful deranged conspiracy theorists
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Mon April 18, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Billionaire investor invites his billionaire friends over to donate gobs of money to Joe Manchin (I-OU). One would assume a group like this was working hard to make the child tax credit permanent
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(NPR)
 
Hero
 
Escape from Tarkov player goes from gamer to refugee overnight, and with the skills he learned online plus some help his Twitch followers, escaped to western Ukraine. He now heads a small humanitarian mission, Gamers 4 Ukraine
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Sun April 17, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ukrainian Ambassador: "Thanks to all our friends providing us with weapons, especially Russia who have given us more than 200 tanks, almost 100 cannons, 30 rocket launchers, etc"
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Fri April 15, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Restaurant manager in Moscow flies Ukranian flag, is called a Nazi. That's 'Moscow' as in 'Moscow Mitch'
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Estimating your taxes? Go ahead - it's National Take a Wild Guess Day
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"If I don't give my wife full custody of our kids, she says she'll leak our sex tape. Should I be worried?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu April 14, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Woman with world's biggest mouth finds out about man with the world's biggest penis after watching TV interview. This could be the beginning of a BIG and beautiful friendship (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed April 13, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Perhaps they should have asked Gene Cousineau instead
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bodybuilding legend Cedric McMillan dies of heart attack while on treadmill at the age of 44. Yet more evidence that exercise can kill you
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Subaru navigation is the latest to offer purple monkey dishwasher support
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Protester attempts to glue her arms to the floor during Timberwolves-Clippers play-in game. Charges not expected to stick
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Steven Seagal has Fire Down Below for Putin
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Tue April 12, 2022
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
This cinnamon tastes like it's spiked with sugar AND TERROR ATTACK but if you can be patient for almost a few minutes you may find it's not
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Bank: Let's Turn This Mutha Out. Neighbors: Hold Up, Wait a Minute. Artist: In My House. (Fark: With a Little Help From My Friends)
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Actress Kathy Lamkin, who appeared in 'No Country for Old Men' and 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre' among others, has passed at age 74. Goodnight, funny woman
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man thinks six inches is big. Typical (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
A former state senator from Greenwood could serve up to 10 years in prison after admitting in court to campaign finance violations and lying to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Guess the party
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Mon April 11, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ukraine: Not-very-smart Russian soldiers took radioactive "souvenirs" with them from Chernobyl when they left the area
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Must be nice to be able to retire at age...checks notes again...16
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Sun April 10, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And while we're at it, more sex orgies and cocaine. LOTS more cocaine
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
What it really means when Jim Nantz says "Hello Friends"
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(Oregon Live)
 
Weeners
 
Tragically Clueless Man writes advice columnist to ask if he if he's being "ghosted" by other man that he meets up with for sex. He'd ask his wife, or the other man's husband, but ...uhh.... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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