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Fri December 04, 2020
		It turns out that flying feet first through a metal barrier, breaking your car in half, and spending some quality time inside a fireball might make you rethink your career plans source: racer.com \| share:	15
		Apparently Friends star Matthew Perry's is in need of an intervention from his friends after getting caught 'slurring his words' in Cameo videos that he charges a whooping $999 per clip source: thesun.ie \| share:	38
		Can you know everything about music? Who has truly mastered the wind? Is it really possible to understand love? source: foodandwine.com \| share:	10
		"Dear Amy, I tried to get out of the friend zone but failed miserably. What am I doing wrong?" source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	45
		"Dear Amy, I tried to get out of the friend zone but failed miserably. What am I doing wrong?" source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	45
		Thundersnow hits Scotland, causing major consternation. There was no warning, as Jim Cantore was nowhere near the area source: bbc.com \| share:	27

Thu December 03, 2020
		Desperate for a drink, socialization, and a chance to spread the virus, hordes of people in the UK hit up bars for the first time in a month source: metro.co.uk \| share:	19
		Woman cycles around London naked for charity after being dared by her flatmate. It's for a great cause, but she's not actually naked. I can tell by the underwear (NSFW) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	75
		"My wife died last year; I'm still trying to process the loss and sort through my emotions. My neighbor, however, is hitting on me, flirting, and clearly wanting to date. I'm not ready; how can I maintain my friendship and draw boundaries?" source: slate.com \| share:	33
		This family understands Christmas cards source: boredpanda.com \| share:	14

Wed December 02, 2020
		New "playground for seniors" article comes complete with unhelpful video still image source: wabi.tv \| share:	22
		Hey everyone, we're back from our 8-month research trip on a remote Pacific atoll, what did we miss? Oh, dear God source: cnn.com \| share:	44
		"Influencer" and Ariana Grande look-a-like sends her Only Fans subscribers a video with the caption "won't put my panties on" that they have to pay $3 to unlock. When they do, they get 30 seconds of a 3-year old her running around nude. YIKES source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	48
(Some Guy)		Who could POSSIBLY have an issue with a Halloween-themed Nativity set? source: thefirsthalloween.com \| share:	43
		Even the motherfarking Queen has cancelled Christmas source: apnews.com \| share:	23

Tue December 01, 2020
		Juno comes out as Jupiter source: msn.com \| share:	264
		Remember, UKers, it is still illegal for couples who live apart to copulate source: metro.co.uk \| share:	39
		Celebrity Chef David Chang won a million dollars on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and gave it all to his restaurant workers source: cnn.com \| share:	31

Mon November 30, 2020
		Peter Dinklage cast as lead in what will surely be the greatest remake ever, The Toxic Avenger source: deadline.com \| share:	44
		Turns out men need a sufficient level of football and beer to sustain friendships, both of which are in short supply during a pandemic source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	76
		Student very proud that her mom is an escort and does hooking for a living, says she couldn't do that kind of a job because there's too much admin. Probably due to having to take clothes off many times a night source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	36
		Fox News says the part about how if mail-in ballots are used again in the future, then a Republican president will probably never happen again out loud source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	58
		The Rock drops The Ice Cream with The Tequila already in it source: foodandwine.com \| share:	7
		Gordon Ramsey's restaurant sells a burger that costs 106 farking dollars, you farking donkeys source: delish.com \| share:	27
		How to save your family and friends from believing in conspiracy theories source: slate.com \| share:	25
		Taking a leak outdoors saves lives source: wlky.com \| share:	30
		The Doctor Who Dalek New Year's Special trailer has arrived source: digitalspy.com \| share:	33

Sun November 29, 2020
		Covid cases spike after eviction moratoriums expire. Good thing our lawmakers are hard at work trying to fix this source: cnbc.com \| share:	87
		Sorry Mike Pence, the Trump family has never really liked you, because of them the presidency will never be yours source: motherjones.com \| share:	121
		Who expects a 5 year-old to fold laundry? source: slate.com \| share:	61
		Depression is real, and reaching out to family/friends isn't always in the cards. Also, in the US, the suicide prevention hotline is: 1-800-273-8255. (If this helps even one Farker, good.) source: cnn.com \| share:	34

Sat November 28, 2020
		UK will 'prosper mightily' without Brexit trade deal (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	117

Fri November 27, 2020
		It's almost like Fox News wants to kill off its viewers source: mediamatters.org \| share:	71
(Some Guy)		A journalist for a small Wisconsin paper finds an interesting way to include quotes without worrying about errors in this story about a local hospital warning of a COVID 19 surge. The print version will be hard to read because of it, though source: hubcitytimes.com \| share:	41

Thu November 26, 2020
		The drunk married couple that punches train station employees together gets booked together. Awwwww source: japantoday.com \| share:	12
		Two Australian politicians spent office and travel allowances on strip club visits, interstate sex trips, speeding fines and sham jobs for "intimate" friends. The rest of the money they just wasted source: abc.net.au \| share:	29
		Alright you old Farks, stop yelling at the kids with their skateboards hip-hopping on your lawns and play some old school Atari video games courtesy of AARP source: games.aarp.org \| share:	31
(Some Minnesotan)		Turns out it was not a coincidence that most of the "Legal Marijuana Now" candidates-including the one that overdosed, forcing a special election-were the deciding factor in throwing the races for Minnesota state representatives to Republicans source: minnesotareformer.com \| share:	88

Wed November 25, 2020
		Canada's pointless and inane "essential worker" qualification includes, "...software support to auto dealers. Without the software, he explained, repairs couldn't be performed on the vehicles of first responders" source: msn.com \| share:	70
		Ivanka Trump is trying to wash the stink off as she leaves the White House source: vanityfair.com \| share:	139
		The latest victim of COVID-19 is "Drinksgiving", where young people traditionally get wasted the night before Thanksgiving source: startribune.com \| share:	53

Mon November 23, 2020
		Oregon's governor wants you to rat out your friends for fun, snitch on your neighbors' Thanksgiving feasts source: kgw.com \| share:	167
		Pregnant 14 year old girl gets shot while riding in a car with friends. She survived and the baby is in intensive care. Meanwhile, there are a lot of bad decisions to unpack here source: tmj4.com \| share:	54

Tue November 17, 2020
		"One of the earliest memories I have of Ivanka from before we were friends is when she blamed a fart on an insecure classmate" source: god.dailydot.com \| share:	129
		Welp. Tom and Jerry are back in a live action movie. Only they are still cartoons. And they are friends now. Not feeling super great about this one source: boingboing.net \| share:	81

Mon November 16, 2020
(Some Guy)		Would it be rude of people to make their friends use this device before coming inside their home? source: heartlandamerica.com \| share:	16

Fri November 13, 2020
		Haha. Looks like I may have permanently damaged US Democracy. Good thing politics have no consequences for me or my friends - Charles Koch source: msn.com \| share:	92

Thu November 12, 2020
		Trump wants to create a digital media empire to rival Fox News, though it'll always be second place source: axios.com \| share:	52
		Fox and No Friends source: axios.com \| share:	89

Wed November 11, 2020
		Need a job? Fox and Friends is looking for writers. Subby assumes the mandatory lobotomy will be provided free of charge? source: twitter.com \| share:	85

Tue November 10, 2020
		"We have close family friends with a beautiful and charming 19-year-old daughter. She is like a niece to us. My husband has made her uncomfortable twice by remarking, 'Mmm look at her.' He follows her on Instagram and likes her posts. Is this wrong?" source: slate.com \| share:	43

Sun November 08, 2020
		Fox and Friends host says Americans can trust the election results when the Democrats can prove a negative source: mediaite.com \| share:	85

Fri November 06, 2020
		"I just learned that my friends started dating one another when she was 15 and he was 26. Should I be concerned or just nonplussed?" source: slate.com \| share:	53

Wed November 04, 2020
		Biden says we now have to stop treating our opponents like "enemies". Subby's not sure what else you'd call murderous white supremacists and nazis, but it's certainly not friends source: twitter.com \| share:	273
		"My wife and I moved into our house last year; we met the neighbors in the area and became friends with a couple and wound up spending time together, even going on vacation together. They have a photo of Hitler on the wall. Should I be concerned?" source: slate.com \| share:	32
		Fox News host goes on Fox and Friends to say it's not time to start sucking each other's dicks just yet source: mediaite.com \| share:	65
		Now they're using drones to beam 5G signals from the stratosphere directly into your head which is good now I see, I see, it's all good, the drones are good the 5G is good they are our friends no need to fear them, all is well, all is well source: bbc.com \| share:	8

Tue November 03, 2020
		Today is National Sandwich Day, so let's all celebrate by finding two friends to make a sandwich with source: nationaldaycalendar.com \| share:	15

Fri October 30, 2020
		It's the last Fresh Hell Friday before the election and some generous Maddites have asked that today's thread be used for folks to share their wish lists for their fuzzy friends and themselves. Come on in and share in the MSNBC 7pm thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	620
		Just like Fry's sweet doggo, now there's DNA evidence proving that dogs have been our best friends since The Ice Age source: sciencedaily.com \| share:	8
		Old and busted: dead hookers in the trunk. New dumbassedness: dead best friends in the trunk source: wsbtv.com \| share:	29

Thu October 29, 2020
		A chip on my shoulder as I get older. Hey, buy me a drink and I'll be like you. Can't walk, can't sleep, can't think. My eyes deceive me my friends are freaks. A lover or a liar in the midnight sun. Confusion. It is the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com \| share:	304

Wed October 28, 2020
		OK, it's a really cool, feel good story. But damn it I want 1 of these now. Tag for the guys friends that got it for him source: omaha.com \| share:	43
		I'm humbly reminded of how privileged my life is so I had a humble 40th birthday party on my humble private island and I will humbly post photos of all my humble friends being generally humble source: bbc.com \| share:	28
		It's getting harder for Americans with opposing political views to remain friends, even if their friendships go back decades. Oh, hold on, my Republican friend just posted another meme celebrating white supremacists running down peaceful protestors source: npr.org \| share:	317

Tue October 27, 2020
		Can Trump supporters and Biden supporters get along and be friends after the election? Remember this is 2020 and cats and dogs etc source: spectator.org \| share:	235
		"I wondered why my daughter didn't appear to have many friends in class, and then remote learning made me realize she was the class snitch. How can I educate her on the old adage that stitches are in her future?" source: slate.com \| share:	15

Mon October 26, 2020
		"I've been sleeping with one of my friends for years; he just got married. His wife doesn't know; I'm wondering if I should let her know he slept with me while they were dating as I stopped when they got engaged. He's still having affairs. What do?" source: slate.com \| share:	19

Tue October 20, 2020
		I for one welcome our new sex robot girlfriends (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	57

Thu October 15, 2020
		Rupert Murdoch of Fox News wants you to know Biden will win in LANDSLIDE, so tell all of your friends to make sure they don't vote source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	35
		Looks like someone finally made the call on that difficult trolley-problem source: nypost.com \| share:	48
		Never trust a naked bus driver source: wkdq.com \| share:	11
		Amazing tattoo artist creates extreme optical illusion tattoo on his friends bald head, makes it look like a gaping hole that's sucking the world in (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	40

Wed October 14, 2020
		The latest PS4 update messes with your parties and keeps you away from your friends source: destructoid.com \| share:	17
		Researchers find alcohol use changed immediately following stay-at-home orders. How did yours? source: kxly.com \| share:	29
		Aw, shuks! 107 year old NYC Grand Central Oyster Bar closes due to the pandemic source: foxbusiness.com \| share:	32
		"The pandemic made me realize I never want to go home again. I told my mom I wouldn't be flying back for Christmas because of Covid-19. I'm a non-binary lesbian; my parents don't know as they are trans- and homophobic. This is best, right?" source: slate.com \| share:	27
		Meanwhile in Michigan, a man yelling "(N-words) don't belong on this beach" attacked another man with a chain bike lock and broke his jaw at a state park. There are 4 eyewitness accounts source: clickondetroit.com \| share:	157
		UK boy has been sleeping in a tent for 200+ days in memory of two family friends, HAS NEVER HAD TO CLEAN HIS ROOM ONCE. taps temple This kid's going places source: bbc.com \| share:	2

Tue October 13, 2020
		Number of coffee shops shrinking as sales plunge. Maybe when this is all over, we can return to "Cheers" instead of "Central Perk" source: thetakeout.com \| share:	8

Mon October 12, 2020
		Remember when I said I'd kill you last? Flawless victory, FATALITY source: digitalspy.com \| share:	19
		Somehow seeing photos of Taika Waititi goofing off with Chris Hemsworth and his family as they hang out on a beach near Australia does make the day feel a little bit brighter source: thenews.com.pk \| share:	15
		Avingsay the Eriskay Onypays source: scotsman.com \| share:	2
		Online durian festival sold over 300,000 Mao Shan Wang durians and grossed $14.7 million in under an hour. The sweet smell of success source: asiaone.com \| share:	13

Fri October 09, 2020
		Today is national Pro-Life Cupcake Day, so if you've got something baking in the oven, make sure you don't take it out too early source: nationaldaycalendar.com \| share:	110
		Video shows PA State House Representative encouraging his underage son to smoke. Some people have a problem with this source: pittsburgh.cbslocal.com \| share:	56
		"I want to raise a daughter who has a sense of her own worth and is willing to confront men behaving badly. She's 10, but she was nice to a shy boy with no friends who now says she's his girlfriend and won't leave her alone. What should she do?" source: slate.com \| share:	31

Thu October 08, 2020
		Two time Hugo award finalist Chuck Tingle flies out a new book that pounds a hot contemporary political issue source: amazon.com \| share:	57
		In 1968 a group of friends drove a bus around behind the Iron Curtain. Could they BE any more adventurous? source: bbc.com \| share:	4
		Which is better? Cats or Dogs? Why choose - welcome Cat-Dog (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	6

Wed October 07, 2020
		It's difficult to say if dunking your head in ice will improve your mental condition. But your friends and co-workers will undoubtedly feel better from all their laughter source: lifehacker.com \| share:	5
		Bad Doggo. Change a few letters and you've got the story too. (Hilarious pics) source: ladbible.com \| share:	5

Tue October 06, 2020
		Green Day's Billie Joe Armstrong to release album of quarantine covers source: loudwire.com \| share:	33
		You gave that funny Farker Total Fark already, now give that Farker some Kraft Mac & Cheese source: thrillist.com \| share:	41
		Now could be the perfect time to launch that business selling yarn, RVs, exercise equipment, and snowshoes that you've been thinking about source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	15
		Bull elk charges golf cart, slices man's kidney in half on golf course, hooks it on next shot source: kdvr.com \| share:	8
		Audacious kitteh is freakin audacious source: laughingsquid.com \| share:	14

Mon October 05, 2020
		Donald Trump Jr. thinks his father acts crazy, demands the Presidency to be handed over to him, the oldest son, as it is his birthright source: vanityfair.com \| share:	89
(Some Guy)		Jack Nicholson to reveal why he disappeared from view the last decade. Spoiler alert: He likes to snack on the couch watching classic movies like every other 83-year-old source: okmagazine.com \| share:	42
		Venmo launches its first credit card so now your friends can all make fun of your purchases and interest rate source: cnbc.com \| share:	31
		Fat bottomed girls seen slowly walking away, away, away (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	23
		"I'm fourteen years old and am old enough to have Instagram, but my parents won't let me. How can I convince them I'm mature and responsible enough to handle it?" source: slate.com \| share:	37
		17 all-cap campaign-style tweets in 50 minutes? I guess he is getting better. Or delusional. Or is seeing the Grim Reaper and is terrified and irrational. Sad source: mediaite.com \| share:	93

Sat October 03, 2020
(COVID-19 News)		GOP officials in Maryland beg Trump supporters to travel to Walter Reed immediately and pray for the president. Certainly not because he's on his deathbed or anything, no, he just needs a little cheering up source: covid19data.com \| share:	221
		NC Senator Thom Tillis: "I have COVID." His Democrat re-election challenger: "Oh yeah? I sexted with a woman who isn't my wife" source: politico.com \| share:	131
		Hopefully there's no bridge traffic on the way to the hospital source: thehill.com \| share:	205
		Forewarned is forearmed. Here are three vegan dessert recipes friends will be attempting to foist on you with promise that you'll love them source: refinery29.com \| share:	57
		Fox News struggling to come to terms with the reality of Covid-19 source: mediamatters.org \| share:	77

Fri October 02, 2020
		The Somali women's basketball team continues to dunk on prejudice and hostility, gunfire source: reuters.com \| share:	3
(Some EDM fans)		Dubstep Artist Cookie Monsta has a big drop source: edm.com \| share:	21
		The edible vulva advent calendar is here [May be Not Safe for Work] source: metro.co.uk \| share:	5
		Atlanta Falcons to use drones to clean stadium after games, though there are concerns it won't be remotely tidy source: espn.com \| share:	3
		No, Officer, your uniform does not count as a costume source: foxnews.com \| share:	1
		A second dozen of Krispy Kremes for a only buck starting Oct. 10? It gets monstrously better source: foodandwine.com \| share:	18
		Owner of Smuggler's Inn accused of smuggling source: globalnews.ca \| share:	14
		Amateur skims everything he reads. As if we need to read the article at all source: sfgate.com \| share:	31

Thu October 01, 2020
(Complete Flix)		If quarantine wasn't driving you insane, you can now sit around and watch other people in quarantine...and it's on Netflix source: completeflix.com \| share:	11
		In this economy? source: nytimes.com \| share:	2
		Sen. Mike Lee (R) warns of "big changes" if Democrats are elected. As if that were a bad thing source: sltrib.com \| share:	52
		Looks like the Durham Report won't be the Hail Mary October Surprise that Team Trump had hoped for - anonymous sources close to the investigation say it will likely not be released until after the Election. Tag is for subby's Trumpster friends source: realclearpolitics.com \| share:	54
		Well, for an F-35, it's still considered a landing. Pilot ejected but still has to come up with a $5,000,000.00 copay for the insurance source: military.com \| share:	19
		No source: bonappetit.com \| share:	17

Wed September 30, 2020
		Eric Trump says he's not LGBTQ, not that there's anything wrong with that source: 1010wins.radio.com \| share:	38
		"Dear Prudence: My friend says faking an orgasm is just like sexual abuse. Is she right?" source: slate.com \| share:	17

Tue September 29, 2020
		George R.R. Martin reveals his least favorite scene in 'Game of Thrones' and somehow it's not one from season 8. Or from 7 for that matter source: ew.com \| share:	36
		Mark Cuban character rehabilitation continues apace source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	13
		For all you diet experts, read paragraph four and see if you can spot the error source: greensboro.com \| share:	15
		Former Dodger Jay Johnstone has died at age 74 of Covid-19 source: abc7.com \| share:	18
		City slickers discover camping is not so much fun when the bathroom is a hole in a ground, you don't have a doorman to carry your backpack to your tent flap for you and your allergies miss that nice polluted urban air source: nypost.com \| share:	157
		"I'm a single dad to a wonderful daughter, but she's upset as her friends can't come over. How do I tell her it's because her friends' parents don't trust me because I'm a man?" source: theatlantic.com \| share:	60
		Con Crud is going to be an absolute killer this year source: cosplay.kotaku.com \| share:	23

Mon September 28, 2020
		That Twilight guy finally gets a portrait in the statehouse. Not that one the other guy source: caledonianrecord.com \| share:	21
		Catspotting source: boredpanda.com \| share:	4
(Some Guy)		GoFundMeth source: siouxlandproud.com \| share:	19
		Anyone really care what Mike Huckabee thinks of the Trump tax scandal? I didn't think so, but in case you feel like punching yourself in the face, here it is source: deadstate.org \| share:	83
		"My friend is struggling as a parent, and even though I don't have children and have never been a parent, I think I'm best qualified to solve his problem. Good idea or great idea?" source: slate.com \| share:	34
		"Be able to walk around without constantly being aware who is around me" source: sbs.com.au \| share:	38

Sun September 27, 2020
		Man finds 9-carat diamond in Crater of Diamonds State Park. You'd think this would happen all the time, but no-o-o-o source: cnn.com \| share:	55

Sat September 26, 2020
		The Beastie Boys have released video of their final concert together, 2009, Bonnaroo. You've got nothing else to do, so enjoy source: rollingstone.com \| share:	49
		"I thought I was gay until I fell in love with a woman" source: metro.co.uk \| share:	46
		Cows: the silent killer source: theguardian.com \| share:	51

Fri September 25, 2020
		Ivanka shut down her business 2 years ago. Anyone know why it's still continuing to bring in money? source: citizensforethics.org \| share:	52
		Your daily dose of Shawarma, brought to you by Glen & Friends Cooking. Can we get a Yummy tag for this? source: youtube.com \| share:	6
		UK in chaos after worker at Aunt Bessie's food production facility dies of Coronavirus source: metro.co.uk \| share:	16
		"I've adopted more of the senior citizen look in terms of some of the touristy shirts and my waistband is sitting a little higher than it used to" (w/ pic) source: nfl.com \| share:	5
		Pro skateboarder Keith Hufnagel takes skate or die literally, dies from brain cancer at 46 source: tmz.com \| share:	10

Thu September 24, 2020
		Joe Manchin is so Farking concerned, so so concerned source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	89
		Are you ready to ride the second wave? Coronavirus cases have risen in 22 states in the past week with no signs of ebbing source: axios.com \| share:	143
		Shocked student finds huge 10-inch whopper of a willy-shaped carrot in bag of supermarket veggies. More shocking is her retired dad's excitement over the find source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	57

Wed September 23, 2020
		Having run out of effective material, NRCC is running QAnon ads calling Democrats pedophiles. Huh, were they really good friends with Jeffrey Epstein too? source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	50
		"Trump aides didn't tell him about RBG's death during Minnesota rally because they were afraid he and his supporters might publicly cheer" source: businessinsider.com \| share:	77

Tue September 22, 2020
		WZTV: Nashville mayor is covering up coronavirus cases. Fox News: OMG COVERUP Nashville Mayor: No, I'm not. Here are the receipts. WZTV: You're right, our bad. Fox News: Oopsie. Tucky: OMG COVERUP source: apnews.com \| share:	17
		"Look at this face. Would YOU vote for this person? No? Good. Because the person shown here is not the candidate" source: journalstar.com \| share:	32
		Might want to hold off thinking Judge Amy Coney Barrett is a shoo-in, Trump to meet with wild card Supreme Court candidate Barbara Lagoa on Friday source: axios.com \| share:	97
		Well what was he SUPPOSED to do with his winnings? (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	52
		Trump campaign realizes that maybe setting the bar incredibly low for Biden at the debate isn't a brilliant strategy source: thehill.com \| share:	114
		Fox and Friends: "Have we considered all the good parts of a pandemic that has killed 200,000 people?" source: twitter.com \| share:	87
		New book alleges Prince Andrew is a "sex addict" and a "daring lover." Man that next season of 'The Crown' is looking better all the time source: pagesix.com \| share:	36
		Kourtney Kardashian has been hanging out with an Instagram influencer half her age, posing in bikinis in pools and... where'd everyone go? source: huffpost.com \| share:	51

Mon September 21, 2020
		5G? That shiat is so last year. AT&T already is working on 6G and with how well 5G roll out has been we all know just how exactly 6G will be source: macrumors.com \| share:	23
		Okay prove it Hotshot source: thehill.com \| share:	63
		AppleTV, Hulu, and Netflix managed only four Emmy Awards between them source: deadline.com \| share:	47
		Humpback whale that made wrong turn and entered crocodile-infested river in Australia has somehow managed to escape back to sea without being killed and eaten by crocodiles source: news.sky.com \| share:	32
		Donnie says he'll wait all the way until Friday to name RBG's replacement. "We want to pay respect" source: cnbc.com \| share:	76

Sun September 20, 2020
		Anybody can buy a slider from White Castle. It takes a devotee to buy a clutch full of sliders and fries, ready to bring to a socially distanced gathering of friends and family source: msn.com \| share:	24
		You may regret retiring early if you are poor, sick and bored. Of course you may also regret working if you are poor, sick and bored source: fool.com \| share:	21
		Manchester is, as always, a hotbed of idiocy source: metro.co.uk \| share:	33
		NPR's Nina Totenberg shares stories from her 50 years of friendship with Justice Ginsberg source: npr.org \| share:	24

Sat September 19, 2020
		Trump's WeChat ban threatens the link between Chinese-Americans and their families, not to mention friends, customers, and business contacts, in China source: nytimes.com \| share:	50

Fri September 18, 2020
		Man collected thousands of dollars from woman to provide protection against people who she believed were seeking revenge for a killing she commissioned. Not sure who tag is for source: deseret.com \| share:	16
		Gender reveal party fire claims its first victim source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	54
		Japanese Karaoke Box Association reports over 500 of its 6000 members have closed down this year. Yesterday, all their troubles seemed so far away, then a virus came to make their day source: soranews24.com \| share:	5

Thu September 17, 2020
		Mosasaur Lagoon mayhem Jurassic Park Camp Cretaceous premieres at midnight tonight on Netflix. Subby designed this set for the show source: ign.com \| share:	15
		Kentucky is dead. Long live the Street Outlaws source: tmz.com \| share:	9
		"People think he's calling up Fox & Friends and telling us what to say. Hell no. It's the opposite. We tell him what to say" source: theatlantic.com \| share:	30

Wed September 16, 2020
		Will Best Friends get revenge for Trent's mom's van? Can Finn Balor hold onto the NXT Title for more than a week? Who will crash Kip Sabian's wedding? The Wednesday Night Wars resume LIVE @ 8 PM ET on TNT, USA source: allelitewrestling.com \| share:	110
		Ok, but who throws a party for a cat when they know she's got no friends? (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	3
		Save for the BLM protests, for the first time since the start of August, the Stanley Cup bubble is as quiet as we wish Pierre was. So, let's take this opportunity to watch the greatest hockey film of all time source: imdb.com \| share:	41
		He just happened to be carrying the shotgun his gram-gram gave him when he walked over to the apartment of the guy he was going to fight, and then he just happened to have his finger on the trigger and they struggled, not like he meant to kill him source: pennlive.com \| share:	36
(Algún Tipo)		On this day in 1810, Dolores cried out...no, that's not how it happened. Anyway, she's crying out over Zoom this year. Viva México source: spectrumnews1.com \| share:	13
		In what is clearly the crime of the century: local police triumphant on Facebook after confiscating $100 and a small bag of weed during traffic stop source: clevescene.com \| share:	62

Tue September 15, 2020
		FloridaMan's Lyft doesn't pick him up... does he: A. Call an Uber. B. Call a Taxi. C. Steal a golfcart and drive it down an Interstate highway? Difficulty: replace Floridaman with 5 teenage girls in Maryland source: wusa9.com \| share:	20
		Qatar: the new friend of my enemy is definitely the enemy. Also, we're still sticking up for old friends. Iran: Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen source: aljazeera.com \| share:	26
		Ex-FARC leaders claim they're ashamed of kidnappings, lack of greenlit headlines source: bbc.com \| share:	17
		Media silent as sitting President refuses to accept losing election source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	98
		Jeremy Lin emotional over decision to return to NBA. Is this an aperture in the armor? source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	9
		When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a broken back and paralysis from the waist down in a snowboarding crash, create a company that makes mountain bikes for people with disabilities and keep the big air shredding for all source: msn.com \| share:	6

Mon September 14, 2020
		A Schwinn & a miss - or why the customer ISN'T always right. Bicycles built to customers' sketches from memory source: sadanduseless.com \| share:	28
		Uh Oh, SpaghettiOs source: foxnews.com \| share:	62
		Today is National Sober Day, a holiday in which we celebrate a fictitious being like Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny source: nationaldaycalendar.com \| share:	50
		Suburban mom supports Trump because she firmly believes in the adage "Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life" source: spectator.us \| share:	133
		"Look at that piece of ass, I would love some of that," is a totally normal, mentally healthy thing for a 70-year-old man to a say about a 15-year-old girl -- in front of her father source: salon.com \| share:	110
		"My sister and her family live in a state with very loose COVID regulations and as such haven't taken this seriously; eating out, working out, being out. Her husband and kids caught it; they hate socialism but want me to donate to a GoFundMe. Must I?" source: slate.com \| share:	61
		Do you remember what your last date, day, or fun activity in public was before lockdown hit due to Covid-19? Subby remembers taking the day off work and spending it with his 5 year-old son, going out to lunch and a playground source: slate.com \| share:	68

Sun September 13, 2020
		If you don't tip for free food on your birthday, you're a jerk. Change my mind source: twocents.lifehacker.com \| share:	19

Sat September 12, 2020
		Awwww, dem r buddies source: laughingsquid.com \| share:	8

Fri September 11, 2020
		R.I.P. 'Puppet The Psycho Dwarf', Jackass and American Horror Story star Stevie Lee dies 'unexpectedly' aged 54 (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	12
		How did you find your true love? Was it inspiring? An accident? Or did it involve a psychic horse like this woman says happened to her source: metro.co.uk \| share:	16
		Since they all can't sing in the shower, choir uses pool source: kcrg.com \| share:	10

Thu September 10, 2020
		"I watched eight hours of television since last night" source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	65
		Can you resurrect a dead relationship when one party has determined everything is over, or do you mope about like the subject in a Morrissey song? source: metro.co.uk \| share:	17
		Fleet of alien ships in broad daylight sky compared to dozens of strange lights flashing, street lights source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	35
		Woman with 42L boobs that caused her spine to 'collapse' and left her wheelchair-bound wants NHS to pay for breast reduction surgery. Sadly NHS can offer no support (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	85

Wed September 09, 2020
		ESPN tells Hank Williams Jr. to keep his "rowdy" friends at home source: awfulannouncing.com \| share:	38

Tue September 08, 2020
		Oh sorry, we all thought you were dead source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	17
		Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer... oh no source: tmz.com \| share:	9
		Today's headline that would have made absolutely no sense 10 years ago: "An influencer who traveled to Rwanda to work with gorillas says she was locked up for 4 days after a false-positive COVID test" source: yahoo.com \| share:	73
		Meet the Indian man known as the 'Spiderman of Bangalore, ' who scales walls and more every day to save trapped cats, dogs and monkeys source: observers.france24.com \| share:	1

Mon September 07, 2020
		I am, I am, the most innocent man, I am source: politicususa.com \| share:	118
		Awkwafina and Karen Gillan's new movie is heading to Amazon source: digitalspy.com \| share:	43

Sun September 06, 2020
		Today, Real American Heroes salutes the Wisconsin DOT employee who writes snappy safety messages for electric billboards on Wisconsin freeways. He would have written a better headline than Subby source: nbc15.com \| share:	44
		Wow, that's a lot of puppies. Miss Killing better be careful or she could be fined for littering source: metro.co.uk \| share:	7
		Rob Halford is working on a blues album source: nme.com \| share:	17
		The live action Fox and the Hound remake the world needs right now source: cbc.ca \| share:	5

Sat September 05, 2020
		Some now believe that one day plants might be able to help forensic scientists root out dead bodies. This idea stems from a new paper, and could end up growing into a new branch of forensics source: upi.com \| share:	10
		Body found in an ornamental lake at Kensington Palace. "It is my belief, Watson, founded upon my experience, that the lowest and vilest alleys in London do not present a more dreadful record of sin than does the smiling and beautiful countryside" source: nzherald.co.nz \| share:	29
		Volkswagen finally joins the American EV market with a nicely minimalistic SUV. Elon Musk unavailable for comment source: msn.com \| share:	40
		Student walks pony from Spain to Scotland so she can take it to university. She will study agriculture, but the pony's major is unknown source: metro.co.uk \| share:	16
		If you want to know how bad the Murdoch-owned NY Post has gotten this is an actual headline today: "BLM protesters attacked car that plowed through Times Square crowd" source: nypost.com \| share:	111
		Suddenly, a swimming pool source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	34

Fri September 04, 2020
		Tonight on Smackdown: Roman explains himself to the WWE Universe. New tag champs Nia & Shayna have a rematch with Bayley & Sasha. Who will win the #1 contender 4-way match: Riddle, Corbin, Sheamus or Big E? It all starts at 8 PM ET on Fox source: wwe.com \| share:	88
		It's not every day you get an "I voted" sticker at a wedding source: phillymag.com \| share:	22
		The answer is a lot. A whole lot source: nydailynews.com \| share:	33
		D-E-A-D, Ian MItchell, dead source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	19
		"Sex robots will soon be just as common and important as cell phones" says man whose inflatable wife is just as real to him as your wife is to you. Probably not safe for work, deductive reasoning (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	130
		Alert school officials stop another school shooting before it started. Just think how many lives they saved by suspending a student in an online class because a Nerf gun was visible in the room behind him source: msn.com \| share:	95
		Doggos left red faced after being sent to protect owners delicious crop in orchard as they can't help snacking on yum yum dragon fruit (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	0
		Nandi lobs it back in to Dave's court with "Dead End Friends" -- also, it's dusty in here for subby, this was awesome source: youtube.com \| share:	11
		Not normally news: British teens go on ten-day holiday in Crete, bring several communicable diseases back home. News: It's 2020 - take a guess source: bbc.com \| share:	27

Thu September 03, 2020
		George Washington University history professor admits to pulling a Rachel Dolezal source: bbc.com \| share:	110
		"I just came out of a toxic divorce. I was online and found my 23-year-old stepsister has profiles on sugar daddy websites. She lives with our parents. I told her to use an alias and asked her to recommend friends. She called me a pervert. What do?" source: slate.com \| share:	22
		"My boyfriend keeps taking trips with his 'close friend.' Should I worry he's cheating on me?" source: metro.co.uk \| share:	12
		"My boyfriend keeps taking trips with his 'close friend.' Should I worry he's cheating on me?" source: metro.co.uk \| share:	12
		The Rock no longer can smell what he is cooking source: wrestlinginc.com \| share:	47

Wed September 02, 2020
		If you find it hard getting your own ass out of a chair, consider this struggle source: upi.com \| share:	14
		Airing this Saturday on PBS -- a documentary about the world's only orchestra dedicated to people with mental illness and their friends/families/allies. Fark: subby's wife is one of the featured subjects -- subby himself doesn't get any lines source: burlingtonfreepress.com \| share:	14
		Today is National V-J day, a day to commemorate both victory over Japan and girlfriends who don't hear very well source: nationaldaycalendar.com \| share:	78
		"What's it like to be the Joey among your Friends; everyone is a couple, but you're single and know that any spinoff will be a disaster" source: metro.co.uk \| share:	16
		"What's it like to be the Joey among your Friends; everyone is a couple, but you're single and know that any spinoff will be a disaster" source: metro.co.uk \| share:	16
		"Dear Stoya: I'm a 32 year-old straight woman who happens to be a virgin. I don't have any guy friends who'd be cool with a hooking; is it normal for someone like me to take a vacation and hook up with a legal prostitute? I figure it's a good idea" source: slate.com \| share:	32
		They were good friends with thousands of hours in the air and about three seconds on the ground source: local10.com \| share:	24

Tue September 01, 2020
(Some Vegan)		Kellogg's is convinced the reason carnivores aren't buying MorningStar faux meat is lack of social media buzz among their friends, enlists three top animal influencers on Instagram to get you to try some Incogmeato source: vegnews.com \| share:	64
		"I wish we had more time" source: yahoo.com \| share:	37
		Lagana burned, Garfield blames Odie source: mlive.com \| share:	2
		So basically Black people boarded a plane headed for DC and one of Trump's friends felt uncomfortable source: twitter.com \| share:	93
		Forgetting the Friends special resulted in Coronavirus, HBOMax is pushing ahead with a Fresh Prince reunion special source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	9
		"My husband doesn't eat breakfast or lunch, and if I don't have dinner ready to go when he gets home from work, he becomes a hangry asshole. Can I tell him to grow up or get takeout? It's really straining our marriage" source: slate.com \| share:	40

Mon August 31, 2020
(Some Guy)		13 ill-advised, slightly humorous and often dumb computer pranks you can pull on your "friends," co-workers (because who needs a job?) or family source: learnonline.shop \| share:	84
		Hypnotheraphy a catholicon for lachanophobia? source: foxnews.com \| share:	5
		Former Black Sabbath frontman Ozzy Osbourne ditches jet black locks for slicked silver hair on rare outing with wife Sharon source: thesun.ie \| share:	22
		Anti masker learns that facts don't care about his feelings source: god.dailydot.com \| share:	77
		August 31 is International Overdose Awareness Day. Subby has lost a friend to overdose. Maybe you have as well. Please take a moment, and let's help end the shame and stigma of this preventable death. Thank you source: bangordailynews.com \| share:	9
		Wear A Mask applies to neck holes as well, apparently source: toronto.ctvnews.ca \| share:	29
		Employers will tolerate a lot of casual dress, but most expect you to wear pants source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	71

Sat August 29, 2020
		DirecTV, valued at $49 billion when AT&T bought it in 2015, can now be yours for the cool price of under $20 billion. It's not TV, it's Dying Business Model TV source: cnet.com \| share:	42
		Math is hard for TikTok girl, questions why it exists source: dailydot.com \| share:	145

Thu August 27, 2020
		Good news, the damage done to friendships during the pandemic is temporary. The screen captures of pantless zoom calls not so much source: phys.org \| share:	20
(Some Guy)		I'll see your double rainbow, dude, and raise you a rainbow sky source: returntonow.net \| share:	5
		Apparently, bosses feel very lonely at the top as it's difficult to make friends when they're constantly bothering employees about those TPS reports source: theatlantic.com \| share:	12
		"He is currently unemployed and believes it could be because of his appearance." (Nicolas Cage 'ya think' .jpg) (graphic images, possible NSFW content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	77
		Why spend money and time having bots attack a secure system when you can just employ a simple meatbag with an attachment of money? source: theregister.com \| share:	13
		"Should I come clean with my husband and admit I tricked and manipulated him into us having a third child?" source: slate.com \| share:	19

Wed August 26, 2020
		Javicia Leslie is the Batwoman we deserve, and she'll put that sparkly kid's Batman to shame source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	53
		Jennifer Lopez's new film shows off her nibling, okay for those of you that haven't already clicked, nibling is a gender neutral term for your sibling's child source: advocate.com \| share:	39
		Bloodbath and Beyond source: usatoday.com \| share:	19
		Half-Scoop denies being ripped on coke during RNC speech, blames "bad lighting" and quips that people must be confusing him with Hunter Biden source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	104

Tue August 25, 2020
		Fox and Friends will be back after we get our women under control source: mediaite.com \| share:	24
		Dog day afternoon: Pool edition source: liveleak.com \| share:	7
		Lies, damn lies, smoke and mirrors, and more make-up and clowns than the circus source: msn.com \| share:	28
		Can I dump old friends because they've gone full Republican? Sure, to make it even easier: think of it like a work-at-will state source: slate.com \| share:	335

Mon August 24, 2020
		Saint Peter summons Anthony for his last Prince Spaghetti day source: bostonglobe.com \| share:	21
		No more finger lickin' at KFC. Colonel Sanders inconsolable, still chicken source: news.sky.com \| share:	73
		The CDC removes their quarantine recommendation for international travelers because you'd have to be a farking idiot to willingly return to the world's biggest coronavirus hotspot right now source: usatoday.com \| share:	37
		And the latest produce potentially contaminated with salmonella is throws dart at food pyramid poster...peaches source: thetakeout.com \| share:	6

Sun August 23, 2020
		2020 getting you down? Try watching this human chain rescue a swimmer in difficulties. Better now? source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	25
		Trevor The T-Rex almost rendered extinct by Neanderthals but Life, uh, Finds A Way source: dailybulletin.com \| share:	12

Sat August 22, 2020
		While Farkers spent their summer on the couch comparing Oreo flavors, this 11-year-old girl spent $800 to make the live-in Barbie Malibu camper of her dreams source: nypost.com \| share:	5
		It's time to prepare your Republican National Convention BINGO cards, so MAGA and Dem friends and family alike can get in on the fun. What are your ideas for ridiculous quotes/events to fill in the spaces? And what about prizes? source: fark.com \| share:	128
(From the heart)		I can't find a thread for farkers from the Santa Cruz mountains. Our house is still there but friends haven't been so lucky. Link goes to the badest badasses that ever badassed source: bcfd.com \| share:	12
		You had me at "combat archery dodgeball" source: pilotonline.com \| share:	13
		Bangalore Photoshop artist turns people's photos into Hindu gods source: boredpanda.com \| share:	12

Fri August 21, 2020
		"Do I need to attend my mother's funeral, or will I look bad for skipping it? I've had an okay relationship with her, but my father was abusive, mean, and still a jerk. She stayed with him. Am I okay grieving some other way?" source: slate.com \| share:	26
		For the completely apathetic Netflix viewer, Shuffle Mode is coming soon, using industry-leading AI to guess what you want to watch when you press a button. Also known as Yolo Mode source: techcrunch.com \| share:	13

Thu August 20, 2020
		Election officials nationwide trying to outwit the Trump Administration race to expand voting options because of his made up Postal Service crisis source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	16
		Trump claims that McCain's presidential campaign was sabotaged by deadheads, which is strange, because they usually lack the initiative to do anything other than smoke weed, sell friendship bracelets, and throw Frisbees around in the parking lot source: thehill.com \| share:	60
		Three-year-old toddler, obviously asked if he 'wants fries with that' by McDonald's staff, 'accidentally' orders €30 worth of McDonald's fries behind mum's back source: irishpost.com \| share:	59
		Herman Cain's account goes from Tweeting From Beyond The Grave to being run by The Cain Gang: assorted friends, family, and hangers on. Your suggestions to replace the blue checkmark to the right source: slate.com \| share:	34

Wed August 19, 2020
		Cindy McCain joins the growing list of Republicans supporting Biden source: politico.com \| share:	127
		This young writer has never heard of Linux, Windows, or Apple laptops source: gizmodo.com \| share:	42
		Brit Hume, master of the backhanded compliment source: mediaite.com \| share:	57
		"I'm 28 and I have been seeing a 25 year-old virgin for a week. She's been saving herself for the right man, and we've been pretty serious with our conversations. Assuming my friends and I don't have a contest, I shouldn't be concerned, right?" source: slate.com \| share:	61
		Out-of-work Nashville dude can't find those mythical boot straps that the GOP says we're all supposed to have source: tennessean.com \| share:	125

Tue August 18, 2020
		A huge F*CK CANCER goes out to our friends north of the border. Hockey Hall of Famer Dale Hawerchuk dead at 57 source: nhl.com \| share:	16
		Twitter: 1, I'm Eric: 0 source: cosmopolitan.com \| share:	47
		Gym Jordan (R-ealMenOfGenius) says you can't vote because you didn't protest source: foxnews.com \| share:	100
		The last thing this Dave Grohl superfan putting on a Grohl-athon expected was for Dave Grohl to show up and drum, but that's exactly what happened source: nme.com \| share:	76

Mon August 17, 2020
		Not news: Bethesda releases statement about death of board member. Fark: Board member Robert Trump source: gamespot.com \| share:	31
		President Trump wants White House funeral service for brother Robert. Subby surprised that he's not using one of his golf courses source: apnews.com \| share:	128
		The "Lost Colony of Roanoke," who disappeared without a trace (except for "CROATOAN" being cryptically carved into a tree) has been found. Researchers confirmed they were assimilated into a local Native tribe-checks notes- the Croatoans. Seriously? source: pilotonline.com \| share:	53
		You'll never believe it, but college students are not living like monks since reopening. Who could have possibly predicted this? source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	22
		Sarah Huckabee Sanders says Biden and Harris will be puppets of the far left. And if anyone knows about being a puppet, it's Sarah Huckabee Sanders source: video.foxnews.com \| share:	51
		Another day, another admission by accusation source: nypost.com \| share:	25
		"There are no historically black neighborhoods. There are no historically white neighborhoods." Also, we have always been at war with Oceania source: mediamatters.org \| share:	61

Sun August 16, 2020
		Chim Chim-a-nee, Chim Chim-a-nee, Chim Chim Cher-ee. The cops came along, and pulled your ass free source: bringmethenews.com \| share:	35
		Corrupt police officer may go free because his friends on the force "lost" important emails needed for his trial source: bostonglobe.com \| share:	136

Sat August 15, 2020
		Police respond to kids' lemonade stand with armored vehicle and a dozen cruisers source: cnn.com \| share:	139
		God hates trees source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	27

Fri August 14, 2020
		Some good advice for those who might be on the way to being homeless source: boredpanda.com \| share:	30

Thu August 13, 2020
(Some Lumpy)		Coming soon to Disney+: The Star Wars Holiday Special - Lego style source: whatsondisneyplus.com \| share:	43
		The new guy at this North Carolina garage is a real cock source: boredpanda.com \| share:	4
		So sorry for our Vancouver friends, it appears they're truly farked today source: twitter.com \| share:	83

Wed August 12, 2020
		Man with hatred of his church's hypocrisy and desire to retain readership of his sexual fantasy stories spent decade taking hidden camera shower pics and videos of sister-in-law and female church friends source: sg.news.yahoo.com \| share:	40
		The original creators of Avatar: The Last Airbender have left the live-action Netflix series. If there's anything that history has taught us, it's that a live-action Avatar adaptation without them can only go well source: io9.gizmodo.com \| share:	47
		35-year-old Japanese male idol spotted drinking and cavorting with underaged girls source: straitstimes.com \| share:	33
		Ari Fleischer is speaking for the Black community and he can tell you that they are not very excited about Harris VP pick at all. It's not historic like when Bush elevated Coleman Powel now that was historic source: mediaite.com \| share:	91
		After posting a composite digital portrait of her dogs to FB with positive reactions, a photographer decided to start her own fundraiser. Donors to her local dog shelter receive a digital portrait of their pets. Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday source: abc7chicago.com \| share:	279
		Aunt Esther kills again source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	16
		My friends won't stop saying how they want to bang my hot husband. Should I be worried? source: slate.com \| share:	35

Tue August 11, 2020
		"Don't be a Dumbass." Is this a warning or an obituary? Why not both, dumbass? source: torontosun.com \| share:	28
		The Brainwave-powered Brainwashing of My Middle-American States is the Injustice Society's scheme. Can the Young Justice Society stop it in time? DC's Stargirl season finale "Stars & S.T.R.I.P.E." Part 2 tonight at 8pm EDT on The CW source: imdb.com \| share:	40
		Damon Albarn will pay tribute to Tony Allen at the AIM Awards. MODOK heard shouting WOO HOO source: nme.com \| share:	2
		LockdownSceptics.org is a dating site for anti-maskers source: god.dailydot.com \| share:	70
		Nothing because he doesn't exist source: thecut.com \| share:	31
		Jerk tells jerk to own it source: pagesix.com \| share:	32

Mon August 10, 2020
		Farewell to the man who defined heavy metal - Martin Birch dead at 71 source: theguardian.com \| share:	37
		Hasta la vista, grandpa will be back source: etonline.com \| share:	9
		Man breaks leg after parachute gets entangled with multi-story parking garage. This is wrong on so many levels source: news5cleveland.com \| share:	36
		Shooting the messenger is not just for the school superintendent source: cnn.com \| share:	43
		Disney makes vast improvement to "It's A Small World" source: insidethemagic.net \| share:	20

Sat August 08, 2020