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Fri April 20, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Someone decided to have a controlled burn by Interstate 75 right before Friday morning rush hour. There's no way that could backfire
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
CIA confirms Pompeo never actually fought in the Gulf War, contrary to his bio. Next thing you'll tell me is that Sessions didn't actually serve in the Confederate Army
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(West Virginia Metro News)
 
 
 
Apparently, epipen price gouging isn't as profitable as you'd think
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(Time)
 
 
 
Florida students walk out to protest school shootings. Since this is Florida, you can probably guess what happens next
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(Football 365)
 
 
 
Wenger Out
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Tue April 17, 2018
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
"Pet raccoon, stoned off of too much weed, brought to Indianapolis firehouse. Confusion ensues"
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Pygmy whale dies after stranding itself on Florida beach. Jumbo shrimp, military intelligence to attend funeral
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
This just in: Trump's tweets could be behind the Dow's volatility. Well, duh
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Sun April 15, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Here come old Comey, he come grooving up slowly, he's got an interviewer, says he's no wrongdoer, he got facts down to his knees, got to be a joker, he just says what he please. This is YOUR official Comey Together interview thread, ABC@10PM EDT
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How much is Saudi Arabia's Aramco oil company worth? I'll give you a hint. It starts with a T
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Sat April 14, 2018
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Grand Rapids weatherman finally gets fed up with Michigan's winter. And with the people who complain to him about it
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Uh Oh, the FBI had covert search warrants on Michael Cohen's email addresses for "Months". Grab your folding chair and approach the thread in a "This is going to be good" fashion
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Man who just moved to New Jersey 10 months ago wins $533 million record lotto jackpot, largest ever in New Jersey. Still lives in New Jersey
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I.G. finds former FBI deputy director Andrew McCabe repeatedly misled investigators. Tweetarrhea coming
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Trump has James Comey and Robert Mueller exactly where he wants them
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Sat April 07, 2018
(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a squirrel with its head stuck in an Easter egg
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Lyft screwing up your ride. New hotness: Lyft screwing up your flight
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Apparently some people actually use Facebook for sending messages
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
UFC 223 has now lost its main event. At this point, we might end up with an undercard of hobos and boxcar men with a man fighting a kangaroo
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bravely Sir Trumpy took to Twitter and journalists he boldly did denigrate, when invited to the Correspondents' Dinner, and when journalists reared their gowns and suits, he bravely turned his tail and fled, and sent Sarah in his stead
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Tue April 03, 2018
(EFF)
 
 
 
Worried about companies losing your data? Well, worry instead about US and foreign law enforcement having warrantless access to your data. Have a nice day, citizen. And pick up that can
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Mon April 02, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: your cunning plan of wearing masks while robbing a store only works if you put your masks on before going in front of security cameras
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Sat March 31, 2018
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
New York judge apologizes for getting his hands on a few too many briefs
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Let's have a Good Friday thread, shall we? What is it exactly besides being the opposite of Bad Friday?
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Fri March 23, 2018
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
At the Quality Inn hotel, we want you to feel right at home, but please don't walk around naked
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Royal Caribbean launches 228,081-ton Symphony of the Seas, now the world's largest beaker of norovirus
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Michigan governor tours site where 1,000 employees will soon lose their jobs to robots
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump threatens to veto spending bill meant to avert another government shutdown, because the Democrats forgot to address the problem facing those poor DACA recipients whom he threw into limbo by removing DACA protections
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Rosenstein announce new indictments? How many will be for Russians? How many for Americans? Place your bets, folks. THIS is your Rosenstein Press Conference thread (~10am start)
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Fri March 16, 2018
(Savannah Now)
 
 
 
Savannah was going to ban signs and posters at the St. Patrick's Day parade attended by Mike Pence. Was. Spiffy tag for the ACLU
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
One of the busiest drawbridges in America got stuck right before rush hour. It didn't go well
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ryan Zinke dismisses a Japanese American lawmaker discussing the internment of her grandfathers during World War II by snidely snapping, "Oh, konnichiwa"
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Sat March 10, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Woman convicted twice of trying to hire a hit man to kill her ex-husband has tried a third time from jail. You have to give her credit for effort
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Fri March 09, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Gary Cohn being considered "first relevant White House departure" hurts Spiceweasel's feelings. Mongoose hopefully available for snarky comment
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "____________"
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Sat March 03, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
...and in other news, JCPenney is apparently still in business. Who knew?
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
A man named Alex Baldwin is having a terrible day on Twitter thanks to Trump's misspelling
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Fri March 02, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sooo Oleg Deripaska, the Russian oligarch to whom Paul Manafort offered inside intel from the Trump campaign, decided to get out of aluminum a week before Trump dropped the surprise aluminum tariffs. Neat
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
EU to Trump: You know tariffs work both ways Cheeto head, right?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You're disqualified, you're disqualified, and you're disqualified. EVERYONE is disqualified, let's head to DQ City
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Sat February 24, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Christ, what an asshole
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Wed February 21, 2018
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Remember: When you rob a church, Jesus is watching
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Fri February 16, 2018
(National Post)
 
 
 
Hedley dropped by management, radio, tour opener amid sexual misconduct allegations, working up a number 6
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
From the "gee, what a surprise department", Olympic viewers upset with NBC. Subby told you this would happen without Bob Costas
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Wed February 14, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Want a free fish sandwich? Go to Primanti Bros. on Fridays during Lent
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Sat February 10, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Parents outraged after Catholic school fires recently married lesbian teacher
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Fri February 09, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The expected courtroom fireworks in the Silicon Valley "trial of the century" Between Uber and Waymo end up being more like a damp sparkler as Uber throws a quarter-billion dollars at Google to make it go away
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(NPR)
 
 
 
L. L. Bean to customers who purchased items with lifetime warranty: Drop Dead. Well, that's one way to technically still honor a lifetime warranty
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Sat February 03, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Joe Scarborough confirms Trump is terrified and scared of Mueller
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Fri February 02, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
More like Meh-Mo, amiright?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Let's see how Trump is doing with the black unemployment rate (clicks link). Oh... oh this is bad
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
US stock indexes continue downward spiral for worst week in 2 years because of: A) Trump's first SOTU; B) Trump releasing partisan memo; or C) God answering our prayers
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Tue January 30, 2018
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway calls out sexual predators by name, unless they pay her salary
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Sat January 27, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
The biggest Trump subreddit is having a post-Mueller revelation meltdown
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Fri January 26, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump again reveals a remarkably unsophisticated understanding of ____________
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Offensive starter for Bills suffers career-ending injury
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
14-year-old kid threatens to harm classmates, so as a precautionary measure, they search his room and find a semiautomatic rifle, shotgun, two lever-action rifles, machetes, throwing knives, a revolver, and a crossbow with arrows. The aristocrats
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Shoot the hostage?
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Wed January 24, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia State athlete suspended from girls' soccer team withdraws from school for posting racial slur online. Threatening people planning to report her posts probably didn't help her case
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Winnipeg zoo asks public to choose names for orphan polar bear cubs. Time to lend a helping hand, Fark
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Tue January 23, 2018
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
So, a secret FBI cabal met secretly to secretly discuss the secret fate of Donald Trump...secretly
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Mon January 22, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Flying through PDX early Friday morning with a Priority Pass in my pocket and the House Spirits Distillery tasting room in my sights. Would like suggestions on the best way to max out $28 credit without getting tossed from my flight to Dallas
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Convicted felon guy has the bad luck of having a person or persons break in his house and leave a gun, lots of money and 10 lbs of weed hidden above the ceiling tiles just minutes before the sheriff showed up with a warrant. Doh
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Sun January 21, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Dead-body-by-the-sea
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Fri January 19, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
This is unsettling
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
SHAKING NEWS 6.3-magnitude earthquake strikes in Gulf of California. Scary tag trumps California tag
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
After an 84% spike in "issues," flying with comfort turkeys, gliding possums, snakes, spiders and other animals will require a bit more documentation than "I needs him"
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Wed January 17, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Joe Biden on Trump's "Sh*thole" comments: "We're better than this." Also thinks the country should be running as smooth as a 1971 Pontiac Firebird's 455 L75 325 hp engine on a summer's day
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Tue January 16, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN's resident Ric Romero Fellow: "Someone is lying about that 'shiathole' meeting"
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Fri January 12, 2018
(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
"Mr. President, are you a racist?" Trump's (non)answer is unimportant. What is significant is that a credentialed member of the White House Press Corps had solid grounds to ask the President of the United States that question - on the eve of MLK Day, no less
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(The Week)
 
 
 
President Shiathole Bonespur brags about always being the best athlete when he was young, which explains why he got multiple deferrals from the draft during the Vietnam war
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
3pm Thursday: The WaPo publishes a story including Trump's "shiathole" remark. The WH, despite being asked multiple times, does not deny the remark. 7:06 am "Fox and Friends" host calls on Trump to walk back remark. 7:28 : Trump sends a denial tweet
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
And right on cue, here come the GOP representatives claiming that Trump's racist piehole is "only saying what Americans are thinking". Go home, Republicans, you're drunk
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Thu January 11, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago could see highs in the 50s today and then freezing rain tonight, followed by a trainwreck tomorrow
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Wed January 10, 2018
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
MLB teams are so bored that they're engaging in silly Twitter shenanigans. Soon
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Sun January 07, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Police: Fatal house explosion in Montreal suburb may have been a case of champion masterminds trying to extract hash oil with flammable materials
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
All bookstores nationwide are reaping big profits and sales from 'Fire and Fury' ... all except Barnes and Noble
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Fri January 05, 2018
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Manatees take refuge from the cold in Florida. Wake up drunk and naked on a couch at a stranger's house
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Rex Tillerson on Trump: "I've never questioned his mental fitness". That makes subby question Tillerson's mental fitness
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Home of Roy Moore accuser accidentally falls down elevator shaft onto some lit matches
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Thu January 04, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump: Cease and desist from publishing that book. Book Publisher: Did you say release and list? Okay, we'll publish it 4 days early
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Tue January 02, 2018
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
"...and for those of you just joining us, the Pine Tree state could be bombed with a snow cyclone. Film at 11"
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Sat December 30, 2017
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
"Waiter, what are these elk doing in my ice water?" "Looks like the backstroke, sir"
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Vegas weak
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Fri December 29, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Turns out a 3-year-old started the Bronx fire by playing with the stove. Man, that's going to be one long timeout
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump vows to make it more expensive to use the Post Office
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Thu December 28, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
So, how are the Golden State Warriors doing without the injured Steph Curry? Fark: They've now won 9 out of 10
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Mon December 25, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Yeah go ahead and rob a store in one of the country's busiest airports on the Friday before Christmas. I'm sure that the cops won't be around. Oh what's that? You're also on the DEA's Most Wanted list?
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