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Sun January 29, 2023
(France 24)
 
 
 
French 'Robin Hood' energy strikers find a novel way to protest, give free power to schools, universities, and low-income homes throughout the country
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Because the new GOP House Majority has nothing better to do, they're thinking of investigating AT&T and DirecTV for dropping Newsmax TV
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Fri January 27, 2023
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Ohio Dollar General stores shut down because they generally had the wrong dollars marked on their tags
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Sat January 21, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Just because I tweet [it] doesn't mean people believe it," says guy who encourages you to follow him every time you visit Twitter
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Sun January 15, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After FOUR failed murder trials, 7 years in jail, and a judge finding the former prosecutor was being "vindictive" by bring charges in a related case, new DA drops all charges against a Baltimore man who was shot by cops because of mistaken identity
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(Daring Fireball)
 
 
 
According to leaked insider information, Elon Musk ordered Twitter to block third party applications. Open & transparent, my ass
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Hockey player you have never heard of becomes hockey player you'll never hear about again after his team discovers his homophobic and ignorant tweets
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
America: "Covid's over. Don't care." Europe: "Hold my shockingly nice but warm beer"
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Sat January 14, 2023
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Not news: guy vandalizes building. Maybe news: guy vandalizes church. News: multiple Catholic churches. Fark: gets caught right away after a low speed chase. Ultra fark: a 40 year old guy that subby knew at one point
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
I hope you weren't planning on anything positive happening for America this year. Because we have wall-to-wall Garage Gate and Debt Ceiling for the next 12 months. Drink up
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Sun January 08, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Large mud and rock slide closes Highway 1. This is not a repeat from any other year ending in a digit
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Sat January 07, 2023
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Jadeveon Clowney burns his bridges before he's even exited the 2022 Cleveland Browns clown show
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Tesla investor questions whether Elon Musk tanks carmaker's stock on purpose. That is, of course, ridiculous: NOTHING Elon Musk does in on purpose
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Ohio declares natural gas to be "green" energy
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Fri January 06, 2023
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
With the right app, you don't even need to pay $50 for that map to the stars' homes anymore
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Time to take a big breath of relief, Damar Hamlin's breathing tube has been removed and is able to speak
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(Wilmington Star News)
 
 
 
Suspect allegedly bare-handedly throws enough fentanyl out the window of his car to render three cops unconscious, yet he was fine. Weird how that just keeps happening
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(CNN)
 
 
 
University of Idaho murder suspect was seen by a neighbor cleaning out his car with surgical gloves and garbage bags, AS ONE DOES. You know, totally normal stuff
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Wed January 04, 2023
(Kitsap Sun)
 
 
 
Berm near Point No Point Road failed flooding Point No Point County Park near Point No Point Lighthouse. Point is no point heading there for now
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Mon January 02, 2023
(ABC News)
 
 
 
23 and he busted
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Sat December 31, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
All bets are off for the Citrus Bowl
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
64. 64 quarterbacks this season. Ah ha ha ha
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Wed December 28, 2022
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
This is why the Postal Service needs new trucks
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Sat December 24, 2022
(The Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Come on baby, light my fire
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Thu December 22, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Governor Abbot says Texas is ready for repeat of last year's cold. Presumably this means his trip to Cancun is booked and Minnesota will be bailing them out with socialized gas again
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas power grid expected to hold against forecasted wind chills as low as -30F in some areas of the state. Never mind that each time it's failed it's been "completely unforeseen." Tag for the weather, not the grid
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
🎶 Slip sliding away. Slip sliding away, hey. Slip sliding away on the thin ice of a new day. 🎶
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Sun December 18, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Three wise men at live manger scene outsmarted by three camels
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Sat December 17, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
A glimpse of Giedi Prime
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Angelenos mourn as a famous Hollywood cougar's life ends in tragedy
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
I am so sick and tired of news articles of missing people who miraculously turn up safe and healthy without any explanation as to their disappearance. This happens weekly in my area
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Remember to confirm your local Goodwill is accepting grenades before dropping one in the donation box
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Who has the pasta noodles?
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(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
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Fort Wayne Mayor Tom Henry's DUI footage released. Not looking good for a 5th term there Tom
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Fri December 16, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
And 2022's winner for first world problem: "I can't make it into work, I'm stuck at Machu Picchu"
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(DW)
 
 
 
1500 tropical fish on the run in Berlin
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Sun December 04, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Normally used to thunderous applause, Drew Brees encounters resistance over charge his latest ad brings negative energy to a touchy subject. Critics claim they are shocked as Brees always seemed so grounded
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Sat December 03, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
Hero
 
It's afraid
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Fri December 02, 2022
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
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Mom vs Trash Panda attacking her daughter, Round 1 - FIGHT
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Friday morning crash slows traffic on Phoenix freeway as dazed victims stagger across the roadway. Emergency services now have the scene under control, but sadly did have to euthanize two passengers in the process
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Sun November 27, 2022
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Man thinks he can leave his car unlocked while it's warming up outside his own apartment - forgets the times we live in, the nature of man, the Devil who mocks him, and the uncaring Universe
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Gov. Greg Abbott (R-eprehensible) just can't stop trafficking asylum seekers
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Sun November 20, 2022
(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Close, but here's a cigar
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Sat November 19, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxers strike again
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Wed November 16, 2022
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Jim Cantore due in Buffalo on Thursday
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Fri November 11, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ukrainians raise flag, celebrate in the streets after Russian forces leave key city of Kherson
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Stay classy Grand Wizard of the GOP
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Mon November 07, 2022
(Michael Moore)
 
 
 
"Come with me on a brief but joyful jaunt down the yellow brick road to 'The Day After the Blue Tsunami' to see what our future could look like after we defeat the insurrectionist-loving Republicans"
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Sun November 06, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
What honking? I don't remember that well-documented honking
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Sat November 05, 2022
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Elon slams former advertisers, thus proving he's no chess player
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
MSNBC personality apparently thought she was on Fox
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Fri November 04, 2022
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Oh, so you just thought you'd cancel all the rooms for a bride-to-be's wedding and mark them way up for the Taylor Swift concert? Great PR move, maybe Taylor will write a song about you
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Swords, demons, and prophecies of death. It's not Dungeons & Dragons, it's Pennsylvania
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Remember how you felt about those trick re-lighting birthday candles as a kid? Well, Phoenix fire fighters feel the same way about this trick re-lighting house fire
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Denver kicks off winter with a 100 car pileup, closing a highway in both directions
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Wiry climber left hanging after getting shocking surprise
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Get ready for a tweetstorm today at noon as half of Twitter's employees might be posting their resumes. The company has also closed their offices and suspended badge access
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Wed November 02, 2022
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Voter turnout is way down in Texas compared to 2018, worrying Democrats and Republicans both. No really, RTFA
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Sat October 29, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Wealthy supervillain's minions are stressed because ruining humanity isn't as lucrative as it used to be. Won't someone please think of the minions?
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Fri October 28, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Elon Musk's "free speech' takeover of Twitter instantly leads to MAGA-world leaders being duped by fake press release from TFG
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Tue October 25, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In a rare show of bipartisanship, Democrats warn that Republicans plan to deliberately crash the economy, and Republicans agree
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Sun October 23, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Man thought it was so rude that another guy didn't thank him for holding open a door that he voiced his displeasure. He must've thought it was even ruder when the guy then stabbed him to death
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Sat October 22, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Florida Kid works to help the economy by sharing grandmother's wisdom and life savings
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Thu October 20, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Worth staying up for: the Orionid meteor shower peaks Thursday night into Friday morning, starting midnight your local time. Pull out a chair, aim it southeast, and watch the Earth pass through Halley's Comet's debris trail
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Mon October 17, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The British government is living 'hour by hour'. I'm sure that's just fine
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Sat October 15, 2022
(Billboard)
 
 
 
The Fyre Festival of K-pop is at the Rose Bowl this weekend, with fewer peanut butter sandwiches and more neglecting to secure U.S. visas for half the artists
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
If you forgot a dead body by the side of I-94 in Macomb County, Michigan, the police would like to have a word with you
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Fri October 14, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Womp. Womp
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Thu October 13, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Grocery store stocks move on news of ...I AM KROGAN
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Sat October 08, 2022
(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Sir, this is an Arby's. Don't call me sir. (hiccup) I'm a drunk sheriff, dammit
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Fri October 07, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Poisoning his oatmeal is bad enough, but his favorite tie?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street terrified that their bet to make money by tanking the economy hasn't worked yet
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Would you like a dozen bullets with that burger, son?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Visa: it's everywhere you don't want to be
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Mon October 03, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Norwegian Cruise Line cancels all Covid-19 testing, masking, and vaccination requirements. This can only end well
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