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Mon August 10, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Guy in the red shirt: Son, I am disappoint. Guy in the blue shirt: Facepalm
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Sat August 08, 2020
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
County employee suspended for putting garage door opener in his vehicle
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Look at this GREAT jobs report." "Um... Mr. President, that's actually bad news." "Look at this GREAT jobs report"
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Tue August 04, 2020
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
California wildfire renamed "Apple iFire" after threats from corporate lawyers
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Mon July 27, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
St Bernard dog rescued from England's highest mountain. In related news, England has a high mountain
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Food and Water Watch)
 
 
 
Tumors in my chicken? It's more likely than you think
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz gets gas-pedaled by House Ethics probe. Kinky
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Kayleigh McEnany admits no one in the White House understands medical testing
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Thu July 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Berman spills the beans on Barr
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Mon July 06, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
"Sir, this is Chick-fil-A, not the Limestone Correctional Facility. You can't point your gun at people to get faster service"
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Fri July 03, 2020
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The first NASCAR driver to report positive for COVID-19 is Jimmie Johnson. The Nasfark Idol is out of control, people
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Thu July 02, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
At some point everyone stops talking to a wall
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing. Just a rise in nuclear particles detected in the Baltic Sea
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Wed June 24, 2020
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
If you took the sword from the statue of General John Stark, who led American forces during the 1777 Battle of Bennington, please return it. Also, you're a dick
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Yes, Barr deserves to be impeached, but according to Jerry Nadler it would be "a waste of time"
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Fri June 19, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
U.S. Attorney to Trump: "No"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
SpaceX building a floating spaceport * SpaceX McGregor test site gets improvements * Military wants nuclear propulsion * Astra to try again * Vega rocket to return to flight * Artemis SRBs at KSC * Skyrora, the only rocket that is not crap 🚀
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Tue June 16, 2020
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wisconsin man seen walking dog in Ku Klux Klan robe and hood. Why the dog was wearing the robe and hood remains to be seen
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Sun June 14, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Black leaders in Seattle are none too pleased that local white hipsters and "tourists" have turned the CHAZ, which was created as a somber protest of police brutality, systemic racism, and George Floyd's death, into an Urban Burning Man
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rural Missouri town latest to try autonomous zone after the police chief went full redneck on Facebook
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Free spirit airlines
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The unusual happenstance of Hero trumping the Florida tag
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
We're up to 12 Texas GOP county chairs posting racist screeds on social media, ah ah ah
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Sat May 30, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google: *looks around* "Yeah, maybe with the world falling apart right now we shouldn't be trying to celebrate Android 11"
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted: trampoline in your garden after high winds. New hotness: illuminated bed stuck to the side of your house
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Sat May 23, 2020
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Missing pet. Goes by the name "Chompy"
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Wed May 20, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
It seems that Pompeo's been holding taxpayer-funded dinners by using federal resources to cultivate a donor and supporter base for Pompeo's political ambitions
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Mon May 18, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one: A guy residing in a mammoth hole for past three years calls out, "Justice Department must get off the sidelines and do its job, regardless of whose political interests might be damaged"
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Thu May 14, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Bria nursing home in Geneva, Illinois might as well be renamed Corona nursing home, with residents enjoying 82 percent infection rate and 26 percent fatality rate. First positive test was less than a month ago
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
About that Trump debt to the Bank of China
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Glug, glug. Here, catch this anchor
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Sat April 25, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you're not irate after reading this article, you probably live on Fisher Island (UPDATE: Residents have rejected it)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Wisconsin is going to have a very bad May
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Mon April 20, 2020
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
The beaches of Jacksonville were not overrun with Florida People this weekend. We now return you to your 24/7 LOL REDNECKS meme-programming already in progress
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
An ICE jail has become the epicenter of a Covid-19 outbreak
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