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Tue July 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump had one job to do concerning the coronavirus to show the people he cared ...which was to wear a mask and he's blowing his reelection bid because of it
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Sat July 04, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hiker. Grand Canyon. Taking photos. Too close to the edge. You know the rest
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Beluga whale spotted off San Diego is farthest south the species has been documented on West Coast
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
"We refer to it as 'Bunny Ebola.'" Daaamn 2020, you *suck*
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Fri June 26, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jersey to Trump: Sorry, we're closed
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Fri June 19, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Parent of toddler in 'manipulated' Trump video forces Facebook to remove it
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Sun June 14, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Black leaders in Seattle are none too pleased that local white hipsters and "tourists" have turned the CHAZ, which was created as a somber protest of police brutality, systemic racism, and George Floyd's death, into an Urban Burning Man
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Restaurant posts electronic message on sign six years ago and a photo of it resurfaces. What could go wrong, especially in our current environment?
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Thu June 11, 2020
(News Break)
 
 
 
With Confederate statues falling down around America, will the mascots be next? Will the owners and leagues hide behind the quarantine so they won't have to make a public decision one way or another? What will become of the REDACTEDS?
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Mon June 08, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
States that moved to rapidly expand mail-in balloting due to coronavirus are seeing some of their highest levels of voter turnout in years
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
We're up to 12 Texas GOP county chairs posting racist screeds on social media, ah ah ah
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Los Angeles County given the OK to totally reopen restaurants. Sit-down dining could begin as soon as this weekend as long as you don't take the southbound 101 or the 5 at rush hour
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Sat May 30, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Hurricane season doesn't officially start until Monday, but we could have our third named storm before then because 2020 is just bound and determined to answer the question, "What else could go wrong?"
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
"A riot is the language of the unheard" - MLK. Civil unrest continues in Minneapolis, Atlanta, New York, Louisville, Los Angeles
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Fri May 29, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sens Warren, Klobuchar, Bennet, Schumer, Whitehouse and Booker publicly respond to Trump's tweet. They use fancier words but essentially all same the same thing: "Jesus FARK Donnie,WTF is WRONG with you?"
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Sat May 23, 2020
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Airline traffic has dropped off so much that even a TV news helicopter can get a slot in the pattern for a major airport
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Fri May 22, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Browns are offering up the chance to script the first 15 plays of a preseason game. I mean at this point, you can't really do any worse than the last decade of coaching hires
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Tue May 19, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
Fraud Consulting: Serious business
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Sun May 17, 2020
(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Wisconsin is now suffering from a horrible infestation of the most vile kind after lifting the lockdown
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Sat May 16, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It was like Game of Thrones, but with Penguins. And Disney copyright lawyers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two NFL players who robbed a poker party claim it wasn't them. Let's see if the judge calls their bluff
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
News: Arsonist on the loose in Minneapolis. Fark: With a flamethrower
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
GOP state Rep. responds to Satanic invocation by spilling olive oil down Washington Capitol steps. Rep. gets $4,700 cleaning bill from state, eventual entry to Olive Garden of Eden
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(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Supreme Court says the legislature should make the COVID rules. The legislature says local governments should handle it. Local governments say "No, thanks." Meanwhile there were 410 new deaths reported today
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
Posting a rant about a store requiring you to wear a mask and threatening them with a handgun and hollow points is a good way to guarantee you won't be standing in line in a grocery store, but rather an unemployment line
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Sat May 09, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Musk threatens to pull out of California if the state doesn't let his workers risk exposure to coronavirus
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Friday: No, world champion US Women's Soccer Team; you can't have equal pay. - Judge. Saturday: US Soccer, give equal pay to the women or I won't give you funding for the men's World Cup when I'm president - Joe Biden
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
GrubHub apparently learned their business practices from the check-cashing "loan" industry
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Tue April 28, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
On the one hand, Trump has committed to not letting the Postal Service fail. On the other, he's given USPS a directive it cannot possibly implement
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Because you told the American people to mainline Lysol?
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Sat April 25, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
California decides to kill two birds with one...okay poor choice of phrasing...CA decides to solve two problems at once by creating a massive meal delivery program for seniors that uses and pays local restaurants to cook and distribute the food
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Mon April 20, 2020
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Bad: Jacksonville Beach in Florida reopens for Darwin's Spring Break. Good: Cops patrolling beach catch man wanted for homicide in Pennsylvania
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Sat April 18, 2020
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
On March 6, a week before sports came to a screeching halt, 2,000 people packed a gym in Indiana to watch state sectional basketball. Now over a month later, five of them are dead from coronavirus. and dozens more sickened. This is their story
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Governor Inslee responds to the president calling for open rebellion
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Wed April 15, 2020
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Salt Lake City man saves John Connor from certain death
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
After robbing bank, teenager stops in the lobby, enjoys an "adult beverage", and waits for the cops to show up
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Sat April 11, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you haven't lost your 350K a year job writing about soccer maybe you shouldn't blast management on Instagram when you get a pay cut
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Hey, let's go kayaking in the creek after five consecutive days of heavy rain. What could possibly go wrong?
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Thu April 09, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
With this Coronavirus thing all taken care of the Feds are shutting down testing sites. What can I say? You're welcome
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Sat April 04, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Dumbasses are suing governments stifling their freedom to spread the virus around, really putting that Ben Franklin "liberty vs. safety" quote through the wringer
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Texas governor declares church services an "essential service" that may continue during the pandemic. Abortions can wait though coronavirus might take care of the 240th trimester and beyond
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Mon March 30, 2020
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Bored kids are going on bear hunts, and it is adorable
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Sat March 28, 2020
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
♬ Hi ho, hi ho, return to work's a NO. We'll pay our peeps for three more weeks, hi ho, hi ho...♬
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
United CEO six days ago: "We need a bailout or we'll be forced to lay off employees". United CEO today: "Thanks for the bailout, we're still going to lay off those employees"
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Tue March 24, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
How an Austrian ski resort helped spread Coronavirus over Europe, subby didn't read it but it probably had something to do with dingoes
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Mon March 23, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
SHOCKED (not shocked)
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Sun March 22, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you had Louisiana as the next state to lock down, step forward and claim your case of Corona
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
World leader now in quarantine
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Buy Gold" scammers are now telling the rubes federal law allows banks to take your money if they need it. FDIC: STFU - that's not remotely true
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Fri March 20, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
How did you celebrate the worst week on Wall Street since 2008. Drinking heavily and crying in the corner worked for me
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pre-coronavirus: The Fourth Mission of the Department of Veterans Affairs is to help the civilian health care system in the event of crisis. Now: *YOINK*
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