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Wed August 12, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Prepare yourselves for 45's new favorite news outlet: The American Herald. A branch of America First Action, aka TrumpPAC
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Tue August 11, 2020
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Tens of thousands of unemployed in SW Florida now struggling with living on $275 or less weekly since federal aid ended. Now, multiply that by 200 to understand the scope of this tragedy
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"White House staffers who provide Trump with inconvenient truths are not White House staffers for very long"
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Mon August 10, 2020
(CNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Time traveler stopped outside White House
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The only news here is that he didn't claim it would happen in two weeks
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
The Hatch Act is for you suckers who follow the law, Trump will not follow it at all. He'll most likely give his RNC acceptance speech from the South Lawn of the White House regardless
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Sun August 09, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Progressives, don't try to pack the Supreme Court. Reform it to make it less powerful
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Fri August 07, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thanks, social media, you've really been a farking boon to humanity
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(Slate)
 
 
 
After spending 3 years and $2 billion, extensive studies, analyses, and debate, the US sleepwalked into using the atomic bomb in Japan, which led to the US and Israel launching a cyberattack against Iran's nuclear program. Or something like that
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Make America Great: it starts with a COVID-quake, birds and snakes, and aeroplanes, and Lenny Bruce is not afraid
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Surprise Trump presser from his golf course in Bedminister set for 7pm ET - I expect some Presidential turn and levels of empathy for everyone screwed over by the lack of a relief deal
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it appears as though Donald Trump is continuing to act like an unmitigated, hypocritical, narcissistic, self-absorbed asshole
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump issues 45-day deadline banning TikTok unless it's sold to US company. If only there were an appropriate sound effect-based metaphor for this situation
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Trump misidentifies sculpture in the Oval Office while explaining that statues help teach people history
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump claims that governors who tell the media they disapprove of his pandemic response are "lying to the media for political reasons"
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
♫Microsoft TikTok ya don't stop, Microsoft TikTok ya don't stop, stop♫
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Need justification to put your fist through your monitor?
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Fri July 31, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
1/3rd of the country still in a cult
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Thu July 30, 2020
(White House)
 
 
 
Can't let Obama have all that airtime. Trump abruptly calls press conference/roundtable to discuss plasma. Energy sword and fuel rod cannon notably absent. 3pm ET
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You never leave if you don't leave
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
National Security Adviser Robert O'Brien tests positive for the Coronavirus. Luckily for Trump he rarely meets with or even speaks to his National Security team, so he should be totally fine
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Fri July 24, 2020
(White House)
 
 
 
Ladies & Gentlemen. Boys & Girls. Children of All Ages. It's time once again for the performative prestidigitation of the White House Press Briefing. Be amazed at their obfuscation and deflection of truth. Briefing begins at 1:30 EDT or so
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Politifact weighs in with a bad take that is completely worthy of both 2020 and the facepalm tag
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ministry of Truth Secretary Conway scolds states for reopening too quickly in defiance of Bigliest Brother's instructions
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Turns out having an outdoor convention in Florida in August during a pandemic wasn't a great idea
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Wed July 22, 2020
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Come for the Corona, stay for the Trump Virus. 5:30 pm really means 6:03 pm
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Subby can't find the satire in this onion article. Please help
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Tue July 21, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
White House scheduler? Dr. Fauci here. What time do you want me for today's coronavirus briefing? .... Hello? .... Hello??
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump plans to sign some executive orders to make it look like he's working
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So, it's a rally then
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Doctor Birx has suffered a credibility downfall
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Mon July 20, 2020
(WSFA)
 
 
 
In light of John Lewis' death, we should rename the bridge where he spilled his share of blood on Bloody Sunday. Especially since, y'know, the guy who it's named after was a Klan Grand Wizard and Confederate general
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Beware the coming eviction and foreclosure crisis
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump adviser tells WaPo that when it comes to the pandemic, the president is "not really working this anymore. He doesn't want to be distracted by it. He's not calling and asking about data. He's not worried about cases"
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
You'd think the director of the Centers for Disease Control would be a good person to have testify at Congressional school re-opening hearings. But Trump's White House says you'd be wrong
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1945, President Truman recorded his impressions of Stalin, who refused to admit he talked like that
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"John Roberts has made his decision; now let him enforce it"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"...it was clear that waiting around for the president to run the nation's response was hopeless; if we delayed any longer, we'd be condemning more of our citizens to suffering and death"
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(Democracy Now)
 
 
 
So Gov.Stitt, now that you have tested positive for COVID-19 will you now support requiring masks? Answer: Fark no. Coda: ♫You're getting sick Oklaha-farking-homa, Oklaha-farking-homa not okay ♬
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
"Look, in Colorado, there's no shirt, no shoes, no mask, no service,"
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Wed July 15, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci: attacking me only hurts the President, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The one certainty and constancy of Trump's presidency is that tomorrow will always be worse
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Well this shouldn't rustle any jimmies at all
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Mon July 13, 2020
(White House)
 
 
 
Kayleigh MugInanely to offer frank, respectful answers to Press Corps questions any minute now
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Not content with just ignoring and silencing Fauci, Trump now starts a smear campaign
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Sat July 11, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Roger Stone's prison sentence commutation has really triggered the libs. And lots of conservatives. Pretty much anyone with a brain
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Fri July 10, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's Friday We have free range, locally sourced, organic fresh Hell on tap. Get a heaping helping with the MSNBC Discussion thread, prime time starts at 8 PM Eastern
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
There's coincidences of timing, and then there's this
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Kayleigh "I will not lie to you" McEnemy says Trump's historic Supreme Court loss was a "big win" for the President
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The President has yet to release his financial disclosure form, despite a 45 day extension period which expired at the end of June. Something to hide, Donnie?
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Wed July 08, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump plans to have statues at his future rallies. No word on which dictators will be represented
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Most honest Mediaite Headline Ever
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Trump asks Missouri governor about Covid-19 response. Just kidding. He asked if Parson was going to change St. Louis' name
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Former President Robert Redford endorses Joe Biden
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House adviser Peter Navarro on Trump's refusal to wear masks:"There's nothing more to squeeze from that orange." Subby is not sure that President Trump likes to be referred to as that
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Of course Gerald R. Ford's statues have to fall down
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox News trumpets Trump's claim we now have to "live with" Coronavirus
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Mon July 06, 2020
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Lies, damned lies, and White House press briefings
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Today's evidence that Trump is terrified that his base is deserting him
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Area columnist passionate defender of what he imagines Trump's agenda to be
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Sun July 05, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bone-spurs Bunker Boy to bow back from babbling because bull crap doesn't stop the bodies from piling up
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Sat July 04, 2020
(NewsCenter Maine)
 
 
 
Amateurs and dipshiats are out in force in the wilderness of Maine, with three rescues in the three days since Mt. Katahdin's been open to hiking
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Fri July 03, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
America Surrenders
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Your daily reminder Illinois nazis are the worst
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Thu July 02, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Arizona's Coronavirus cases are skyrocketing, with 3,300 new cases so far today, So, OF COURSE AZ Rep. and Chair of the "Freedom Caucus" Andy Biggs is calling for the Coronavirus Task Force to be disbanded for daring to contradict Trump on re-opening
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Kayleigh, does President Trump believe that it was a good thing that the South lost the Civil War?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
To flatten the curve, Americans sacrificed an incredible amount. Their leaders, however, squandered everything for money and let everyone down
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump has essentially designated Black Lives Matter as a hate group
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
BoJo announces bold plan to toss $10 billion at Coronavirus to see if a cash bribe will make it go away (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"It seems our wartime president has surrendered, waved the white flag and abandoned the battlefield"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump's "white Power" tweet stayed up so long because, even though it set off a "five alarm fire" with senior White House aides, the President had gone golfing and "put his phone down" so they couldn't reach him to get him to agree to delete it
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(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
Kansas issues mandatory mask mandate.... Yes.. Kansas... Yes, really.. THAT Kansas
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
House of Representatives planning to strengthen contempt rules for Administration from "stern looks of disapproval" to "loud harrumphing and stern letters"
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Vice President Mayonnaise Von Milktoast declares during a Dallas speech that Confederate soldiers' statues being torn down is a disservice to 'Our nation's greatest heroes'
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Republican head of Armed Services Committee wants Pentagon to confirm Trump did not know, and he wants to know THIS WEEK
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Sun June 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
I hope Pence's prayers are up to date
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news coming from Trump's HHS secretary Alex Azar: We're all going to die from the coronavirus and you'll be lucky if you live though it as a zombie: 'Window closing for us to take action'
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump retweets a video of his supporters shouting "white power," even goes as far as thanking them
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Sat June 27, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump takes Covid-19 safety incredibly seriously...for himself
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Mike Pence, flanked by Dr. Fauci and Dr. Birx had this to say, "We slowed the spread. We flattened the curve. We saved lives,"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jersey to Trump: Sorry, we're closed
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
Are we heading for another Great Depression? Will this be the Greatest Depression? Any thoughts?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tom Brady on practicing during coronavirus pandemic: "Only thing we have to fear, is fear itself," using the words of the president permanently disabled by a highly contagious disease
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't worry, he was only pretending
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
You'll never believe this, but that guy Trump picked to head up the SDNY won't commit to recusing himself from cases involving Trump and Trump cronies
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Wed June 24, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump Administration: STATES ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR FIGHTING THE COVID-19 New Jersey: Fine. All travelers to New Jersey must self-quarantine for 14 days. President Cartman: WAHATEVAH I DO WHAT I WANT
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Reporter in March: I've heard people in the White House call coronavirus "The Kung Flu" Kellyane: That's outrageous and racist, I demand you give me their names so they can be dealt with. *Trump uses the term at his rally* Kellyanne: This is fine
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So that's how it is in their family
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Yes, we Republicans are racist now, but Dems used to be racist. Checkmate libs
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Mon June 22, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1944, FDR signs G.I. Bill. Sadly, historians do not know when G.I. Joe was signed, as knowing is half the battle
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House official claims President Trump was just joking about stifling Covid-19 testing. 120,000 Americans dead...that's is one hell of a punch line
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Controversial Theodore Roosevelt statue to be removed from American Museum of Natural History's front steps in NYC. No word yet if the inside statues will revolt
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"President Trump and his eldest son celebrate Father's Day with a family tradition: grasping for approval"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The Coronavirus Taskforce© would like you to know that they will have told you so
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Pot warns Americans of kettle
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Trump ordered his subordinates to disparage Prime Minister Justin Trudeau in the news. Guess he didn't like the way his women were looking at him
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mick Mulvaney, who Trump hired to be the director of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, the Office of Management and Budget, and his Chief of Staff, says that Trump's weakness is that he "doesn't hire very well". Res Ipsa Loquitur
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
According to the Brookings Institution, the most divisive president in US history is Trump (to nobody's surprise); but you'll never guess who came in second
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump asked why he keeps hiring all those people he believes are wackos and liars
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The more Trump complains the quieter Biden should be. Not only is that a winning strategy but it would also annoy the heck out of Trump
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump Campaign had never heard of Juneteenth
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Wed June 17, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump wants to find and prosecute Bill Barr
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Never failing to miss an oppurtunity, Congress decides not to include anything about climate change in the stimulus
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(Independent)
 
NewsFlash
 
Like his hats, Trump likes his elections made in China
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
White House now on the fence about military bases being named after traitorous losers
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Scientists: Yeah, it's probably a good idea to continue staying at home for awhile and got out sparingly; you might get sick. Trump: Here's four grand in tax credits for every American to do exactly the opposite of that
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"I can't stand the lies"
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
You Gov Survey: Who is America's greatest president EVER? Some of the results will surprise you
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Carney-barker-in-chief dodecuples down on hydroxychloroquine even after FDA revokes its approval for COVID. "Dodecuples" might not be a real word, but that's what we've come to in the era of the Infomercial President
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump finally has a solution to the uptick in Coronavirus cases: stop testing
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump better worry about the video of him trying to drink water because the press won't protect him like they did with Roosevelt's polio or Kennedy's urinary tract infections
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"West Pointless"
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Sat June 13, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Someone had to guard the bunker
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Kudlow: "I'd like to eat my words in a month or so"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump's attitude about the Covid-19 virus: if we all just pretend it isn't here, it will go away
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Thu June 11, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
VP Mike Pence tweets, then deletes picture of Trump campaign staff definitely not doing what the head of the Coronavirus Task Force is instructing people to do: wear masks, social distance
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Biden 'convinced' US military would intervene if Trump refused to leave White House;" and if they didn't, he'd sic Corn Pop on 'em
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(Politico)
 
 
 
ESPer declared his openness to changing the names of ten installations, after years of Pentagon leaders refusing to budge on the issue, but somehow he failed to predict that Trump would contradict him. How did he not see that coming?
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Wow. The Washington Examiner is even running stories about how F'd up Trump's Bible photo op was
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Mon June 08, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
...to be written by Stephen Miller
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
We see that you have an interest in racism and racist. Would you consider following @RealDonaldTrump?
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Well, i hope you're proud of yourselves, protesters. You've RUINED the President's weekend and caused him to have to cancel his golf trip. But don't worry, he's still planning to go to Maine Monday to do a vital inspection of a cotton swab factory
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Once known as the People's House, the White House is now known as FORTRESS 1600
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon trades cloud for Slack employees
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Apparently the mood at the White House was lighthearted and jolly before today?
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Wed June 03, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Secretary of Defense: "I had no idea we were going to the church. I thought Trump was just taking me to the bathroom"
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
As you suspected, the idea to gas peaceful protestors for a photo-op was the idea of some Hicks
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(The Intellectualist)
 
 
 
Guess what farking insane thing 22% of Americans believe
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
White House staff struggle with the concept of having a racist address racial tension
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Fri May 29, 2020
(White House)
 
 
 
White House press conference on reopening the pandemic. 5pm ET
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Will Twitter be deleted? Will he beg the mods for mercy? Surprise Trump presser live from the Rose Garden at 2pm
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The WH puts a gun to the CDC's head and forces then to revoke the church restrictions against such things like sharing cups because Jesus said "and you shall die for billionaires, and they shall inherit the Kingdom of Earth"
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
WA Governor Jay Inslee is over Trump's crap
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"The White House Office of Digital Strategy" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Stephen Miller is reproducing
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Fri May 22, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Pearl Harbor, 9/11, and even Katrina brought Americans together in the solidarity of shared grief. Suddenly, Trump
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(White House)
 
 
 
Mayor from Jaws addresses the nation
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You mean the exceptionalism that allowed someone who didn't win the popular vote to win? Or the exceptionalism that believed in traditions instead of rules which worked until someone got elected who said "there's no rule"?
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Trump signs executive order that simply reads "f*ck laws"
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Mon May 18, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
Can computer viruses jump from the keyboard to your hamberder? Asking for a friend
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
This whole Trump thing might end up being a self-correcting problem after all
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In the future, everyone will be famous for being part of the Trump Administration for fifteen minutes
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Sun May 17, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pompeo feels the short-fingered shove on his back and lands under a very bloody bus
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Fri May 15, 2020
(White House)
 
 
 
President Epidemiologist Trump announces vaccine project
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ivanka: among the many things daddy is into, he's really hot for face masks lately; now on video
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
House judiciary committee prepared to grumble impotently as Barr ignores their subpoenas
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Reporter: "Does the White house have plans should Trump and Pence fall ill." Press Secretary: "Um, er ah, OBAMAGATE, KILLARY, BENGHAZI"
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Trump finally gets his rally. Live from Allentown, PA distribution center
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
New poll says most Americans disapprove of how Trump is handling pandemic
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump wants to bring the governors to him and pretend he's in control
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans are getting more and more desperate to find some way to cover up Trump's mouth
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Judge Sullivan isn't having any of the DOJ's Flynn flam
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Fact Check debunking the false claim by Trump that Obama was the first president to criticize his successor mentions Hoover, Truman, Ford, and Carter, but forgets TR forming a 3rd party to run against his successor..who was from the same party
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
♩ "And we're living here in Allentown. ♩ And a visit from a big orange clown. ♩ Wants us to open and let people die..♩..Don't ask why..♩..COVID's a lie. ♩ Now we're dying here in Allentown" ♩
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania factory cancels Trump visit after worrying that he could give their workers cooties
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump storms out of his own "Mission Accomplished" party
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Dr. Fauci throw Trump under the COVID hearse? Will an elderly Senator have camera issues? Will anyone be wearing pants? This is your coronavirus task force Senate hearing discussion thread (10am EST)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump to governors: Coronavirus-related restrictions on people in the states are a threat to Freedom. Trump to White House staff: Wear a mask at work or leave the building
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
"For all of Trump's ideological wavering over the years, one thing has remained consistent: he's never used protection and he's never not been an asshole about it afterward" John Oliver points out about Trump's use of a mask as a photo-op
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(CNN)
 
Video
 
Brave Sir Donald ran away
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(Politico)
 
 
 
What do you call a meatpacking plant with coronavirus testing? White House
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As he winds down Florida's stay-at-home order while the pandemic continues to rip through the US, we imagine Governor DeSantis standing astride an alligator cage, hollering at the rest of the country to "hold my beer and watch this"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hey, remember when Republicans cared about government spending?
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Sun May 10, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Vice President Pence not self-isolating after positive aide's test
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Greenhorn Chief of his Staff Mark Meadows learns that he must bow to Jared Kushner, the unelected shadow POTUS
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1877, President Rutherford B. Hayes had the first telephone installed in the White House, cementing the USA's rise to global prominence with the newfound ability to be called and asked if their refrigerator was running
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Sat May 09, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Count Von Count says that eleven ... ah ah ah ... eleven Secret Service agents have now tested positive for COVID-19. That's in addition to the 23 who have already recovered, and another 60 under self-quarantine
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
White House attempts murder on elderly. Trump apparently does NOT want to be reelected
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Birx says the CDC reopening guidelines weren't shelved, they were, uh, being edited. Yeah, that's it
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Thu May 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Trump's valet has tested positive for coronavirus. If Trump gets sick and dies - the butler did it
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump has told advisers that he believes wearing a face mask would "send the wrong message" and make it seem like he is preoccupied with health instead of focused on reopening the economy
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Wed May 06, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
There was a LOT of competition for the title
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump is bored of the War on Coronavirus
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Tue May 05, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump contradicts his White House storyline again, says quiet part out loud about blocking Fauci's House testimony
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump Administration: "Alright, disband the taskforce. We've solved the COVID-19 problem once and for all". States: "But-" Trump Admin: "ONCE AND FOR ALL"
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(Chron)
 
 
 
President Trump cheers on governors for ignoring his own White House coronavirus guidelines in the race to get out there and die for some greenbacks
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
It looks like two Corinthians isn't going to cut it anymore. Trump is going to need a few thousand Lazaruses if he's going to recover support from white Christians
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Sun May 03, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A heartbreaking Q&A of staggering genius about the pandemic
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Sat May 02, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Thank you, Jared Kushner
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah tackles the biggest problems in technology: iPhones, Trump's Twitter, and Elon Musk
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
As if we needed proof that Trump doesn't care what anyone thinks, he's considering bringing back Flynn
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Looks like the country's going to be forced to reopen regardless of whether it's a good idea. Coronavirus approves of this post
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump will attempt to see if he can catch this virus everybody's been talking about, starting next week
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Wed April 29, 2020
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Cognitive neuroscientist explains what chimpanzees teach us about Trump's leadership. Basically that the chimps understand politics, global cooperation, military strategy and umbrellas better than Trump does
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump says the worst days are behind us
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Pence is just a soul whose intentions are good. Oh Lord, please don't let him be misunderstood
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Tue April 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"When the announcement came from the White House on Monday morning that there would be no briefing, there was a sigh of relief...from weary fact-checkers and health care professionals, and from members of President Donald Trump's own political party"
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Coronavirus stay-at-home orders are a conspiracy by Democrats trying to make red states suffer as if they were part of the Japanese internment during WWII, claims OAN "news" caster
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Mon April 27, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump admits he is about to fire Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bleachgate could be the tipping point
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House publicly: Trump order suspending all immigration is just a "temporary measure" during the pandemic. Stephen Miller in a secretly recorded call to Trump supporters. It's TOTALLY not temporary we're shutting that shiat down FOREVER
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Thu April 23, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Schrödinger's opinion poll shows voters overwhelmingly approve of guy they overwhelmingly don't believe
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Wed April 22, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hope none of America's enemies have robust, healthy naval forces, because we currently don't
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump aides exploring ways to to get the "frustrated" president out of Washington. - I dunno about you, but RESIGNATION works for me
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Whether he will be coming back no more, no more, no more, no more yet to be determined
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
The fact that Donnie even has a chance in November is incredibly disturbing, says anyone who's not a mentally ill Trump cult member. Oh, and somehow these farks think that half-assing the coronavirus testing will result in victory
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Mon April 20, 2020
(The Hill)
 
NewsFlash
 
Give us your no one
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's attempt at a snappy put-down of a CNN reporter who asked a question he didn't like goes about as well as you'd imagine: "You don't have half the brains you were born with"...wait. What?
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Sat April 18, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
President Trump blames governors for not using the tests they don't have. Do not worry, defunding WHO will fix this. FOR REASONS
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Fri April 17, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"We don't live in a monarchy in the United States and it's long past time for Prince Jared and Princess Ivanka to rejoin the private sector"
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Thu April 16, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New White House Chief of Staff literally cries because the culture is so toxic and horrible. And now that we all know he's a weak-ass crybaby, he is sure to be fired
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
While the White House was telling Americans not to wear masks, guess what it was telling its own people. Go ahead; guess
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gov. Whitmer of Michigan basically admits she has to kiss Trump's arse otherwise her citizens will die (tl;dr last paragraph)
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
"Did Pelosi Say Trump Can't Hold Power Because He's One of the 'Common People'?" Seriously, if you need a fact-checker to answer this one for you, it's probably best you avoid going outside unless you wear a facemask...and a crash helmet
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You won't believe this, but the Trump Administration's "Opening Our Country Council" has run into its own opening problems
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Remember last week when Trump told a reporter she asked "a nasty question" about the disbanding of the Pandemic Response Team and "I don't know anything about it"? Well, here's the video of him bragging about how smart he was for disbanding it
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
World leaders have seen their approval ratings skyrocket as they've handled the COVID-19 pandemic. Everyone but one guy, that is
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House slackers look for ways to shield the ditherer-in-chief in case May 1 reopening kills thousands more
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Trump and Hoover - is history repeating for the benefit of those who didn't pay attention the first time round?
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Donald Trump cements his legacy as the ditherer-in-chief
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Jared and Ivanka will not be joining the White House economic Legion of Doom after all, but will retain membership in the Orange Lantern Corps
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The rest of the world is noticing what an incredible job Trump is doing, too
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