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Thu October 06, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Court screw-up reveals that the "medical records" seized by the FBI at Mar-a-Lago that Judge Cannon worried the feds might leak to the press and cause "irreparable injury" to Trump was actually that doctor's note Trump himself made public in 2016"
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Wed October 05, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seriously? Beating a Washington-Lincoln ticket by 40%? In which reality?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump says "the GSA packed the top secret documents" that wound up at Mar-a-Lago. You're not going to believe this, but that just might be a lie
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Eh, it's not going to come out, you're being hyperbolic," one top Georgia GOP operative said about the big story that did, in fact, come out
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Two major anti-abortion groups support Herschel paying for abortions because he opposes abortions
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Tue October 04, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
TFG, who didn't take classified documents the FBI planted at M-A-L, is going to the SCOTUS to demand them back, remind the judges who hired them
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you stashed 44 gold coins, the Israeli Antiquities Authority would like you to know that they have been recovered, and you aren't getting them back
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Herschel Walker threatens to sue the Daily Beast for the story they ran about him paying for his girlfriend's abortion. You know the girlfriend who literally had the receipts, and a check written by Walker reimbursing her, AND a get well card?
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Mon October 03, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
Greedy, egotistical, racist, self-serving, doomed-to-fail trolls. Are we talking about the Trump administration or The Lincoln Project? (Documentary premieres tonight at 8pm Eastern and Pacific)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Man, nothing like revisiting the classics
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
What part of "I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters" does this Ex-GOP strategist not understand?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
First they came for our lesbian dance theory classes, now they're trying to tell us our kids can't pole dance in school
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Area man and former failed airline CEO has some thoughts about the current state of the industry
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Sun October 02, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Poll watchers are going to turn 2022 midterm elections into "complete babysitting", precincts don't have budget for Huggies
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Bolsanaro borrowing heavily from the Trump playbook in current Brazil election: 1) lose decisively 2) claim election stolen 3) provoke violence 4) cede power 5) complain bitterly for years
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Sat October 01, 2022
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
GOP megadonors megadon't wanna give to Trumpy candidates
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
You can't convict me, I was just doing what Trump asked me to do
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Excerpts of love letters between TFG and N. Korean leader Kim Jong-un
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Fri September 30, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump tried to seize Maggie Haberman's phone records to out her sources
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ginni Thomas continues clapping and chanting, "I DO believe the election was stolen, I DO believe the election was stolen, I DO believe the election was stolen," but that won't bring the Trump Administration back to life
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Wed September 28, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Did Joe "Gaffe" Biden's latest embarrassing verbal stumble hand the mid-term elections over to the GOP and guarantee Trump's election as dictator for life? CNN asks the question
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bigots threaten to disrupt Montana bookstore's drag queen story time. Former police officers, retired military personnel, small army of rainbow-clad book lovers say, "HELL no"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Murder is on the 2022 ballot in PA. Thanks, Mastriano
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Tue September 27, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Factory jobs being made great again -- on Dark Brandon's watch
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Fetterman's lead shrinks to 3
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(Politico)
 
 
 
DeSantis faces the true test of any *real* Florida governor. Good luck there, Ronny boy
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Jan 6 committee postpones final hearing because it can't compete with the Weather channel
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kevin McCarthy launched a secret reported effort to deny Madison Cawthorn a second term while the former representative was bogged down in scandal. Still, as Norm Macdonald once said, "This might strike some people as harsh, but"
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Why is a Trump-appointed Inspector General still calling the shots about the missing Secret Service texts?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Those are not YOUR migrants to traffic, they are MY migrants to traffic
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Looks like another Republican is scared of answering questions under oath. Shocking, I know
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Mon September 26, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Inquiring minds want to know who ordered Baked Alaska from the White House on Jan 6
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
I'll take 'things that weren't said and will never happen' for $100, Alex
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Secret Service provides J6 Committee 800,000 pages of material -- except, of course, messages from the days around the actual terrorist attack, which are magically whoopsy-daisy accidentally missing, total innocent coincidence, they swear
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Liz Cheney was right; dunno about that other part
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Sun September 25, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hurricane Fiona pales in comparison to Cheeto/DeSatan storm brewing in Florida. Soooo many tags to choose from
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GQP: There's so much pressure being put on us to impeach Joe Biden if we take back the House. It's just coming from everywhere, the pressure. All these people, all they say to us is, "You must impeach him." We may not be able to resist the pressure
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Sat September 24, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Make America Gay Again? Not that there's anything wrong with that
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Fri September 23, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Apparently in Arizona it's a point of pride to admit you were at the Capitol on January 6th "delivering an evidence package to Representative Paul Gosar" (The Gosarian)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sir Elton John will rock some light into Dark Brandon's life tonight as he performs a concert on the South Lawn of the White House
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Subby and other Utahan Farkers have a choice of voting out the known Mike Lee (no brainer) but the only viable alternative is voting for someone who claims to be unaffiliated but could turn into a Manchinema 2.0 upgrade without the quirkiness
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Thu September 22, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
We have AOC to thank for Attorney General James' massive fraud lawsuit against the Trump organization, well her, and Michael Cohen
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"This time, it's personal"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
No financial institution on the planet accepts an asset valuation statement from a borrower that says "don't trust this legal document that I signed under penalty of law"
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Giuliani backslap charge slapped back
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Wed September 21, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Old and busted: "We report, you decide." New hotness: "We decided that you don't need to see this story. It's not the story you're looking for. You can go about your business. Move along"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump-endorsed candidate claims that he deployed to Afghanistan while serving in the Air Force. National Archives: "Not even close"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
They're just innocent children really. Hardly even middle-aged yet
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
No sir, they're saying "Boo-urns"
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Tue September 20, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Remember when the War Walrus promised the UK that they'd be at the front of the queue for a new trade deal? Yeah, about that
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The Trump cult has a salute which looks a lot like the loser sign. Where we going losing we go all
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP feeling backlash from monkey's paw
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(Lawfare Blog)
 
 
 
Trump's response to 11th Circuit Appeal: You can't hear this appeal because you don't have jurisdiction over the court below you. Nyah, nyah
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Although the thought of the bailiff repeatedly taking Trump while he screamed "OBJECTION BAD COURT THINGIE" while Hillary looked on in her bemused yet bored way would have been priceless
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Recently fired election investigator encourages full 'Packers Won the Super Bowl' level mayhem at Republican fundraiser
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Mon September 19, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
DeSantis is Fox News's latest little prince
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Sat September 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
You're not gonna believe this, but the Trumpists lied to the National Archives about the contents of the boxes of stolen TS/SCI information. Can you say "mens rea"?
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Religious school bans all student organizations so it doesn't have to admit LGBTQA people exist
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Thu September 15, 2022
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
45%⬈
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You'll be shocked to hear this but legal experts are calling the legal arguments put forth by Trump's elite teams of lawyers: "muddled, confused and have a tendency to draw unwarranted conclusions"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Blake Masters, the Republican nominee for Senate in Arizona wants to replace every general and admiral that is woke or left wing losers and replace them with Trumpers. Don't worry though because he says he isn't doing it because of ideology
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump warns of big problems if he's indicted, like subby fitting the contents of a liquor and sandwich shop into his car for the post indictment orgy
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Wed September 14, 2022
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Businessman Mr. Burns to face Rep. Annie Kuster in New Hampshire. Excellent
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
DOJ Analysts think Trump, a guy who lies a lot, may have indeed told his lawyers to lie about documents that he lied about before. Seriously, that's the headline
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fox News is suddenly worried about the President's frivolous use of Air Force One
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(Huffington Post)
 
Hero
 
Trump call interrupted by protestor in a chicken costume holding a sign that says "fart noises"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donalds has Donald's endorsement in the race for House Republicans' No. 3 leadership spot next year. Confused? You won't be, after this week's episode of Dopes
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
National Archives panel thinks TFG might still have documents in his possession. Subby starts to wonder if that was really his ex-wife they buried at the golf course
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you need a list of who not to vote for, here it is
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Tue September 13, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
A Starr that shines twice as corrupt, burns out in 76 years
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Mon September 12, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
TL;DR - "Your Honor, I object...because it's devastating to my case"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sen. Bat Boy: "I am not blowing GOP donor cash on my own run for President." Also Bat Boy: "Hello Iowa. Can you see me on this lovely pick 'em up truck. Remember to vote for me"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Donald Trump would like very much if the Special Master was the husband of a judge he appointed and who he considered for a SCOTUS seat, not that he would have to consider nominating her to SCOTUS if he was a president again, she totes has the nom
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Remember what happens when you bring a vampire into the sunlight
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
DeathSantis: Corporatism means the business leaders bend the knee to their fascist masters
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Knock knock." Bush Press Secretary Ari Fleischer: "Who's there?" "9/11." Flescher: "9/11 who?" "YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET." Fleischer: "That was before I was hired by the Saudi LIV Golf Tour"
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Sun September 11, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
MAGA now stands for 'Making Attorneys Get Attorneys' *Mic Drop*
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Sat September 10, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz considering presidential run. For Cancún?
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Fri September 09, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Of all the things that did happen this week, these actually didn't. Welcome to Fark
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The U.S. Federal Reserve has a message from the driver's seat for the businesses, markets, consumers, politicians, and citizens who can plainly see how fast they're approaching the Cliff of Recession: We hear you, we see you, but you can't stop us
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
You should never argue with a crazy man
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Thu September 08, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR got a hold of the novelization of the film "2000 Mules" and if you guessed the reason for the full recall was "We don't wanna get sued into oblivion for publishing this bullsh*t", step up and claim your prize
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Federal grand jury investigating Trump. No, not for the documents thing, or the insurrection, this time they're following the money
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Lincoln Project upsets their favorite viewer
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP Donors: "Where did everyone go?"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"That country's adversary -- they would give their left and right arms to find out nuclear capabilities." Appendages? No, $2 billion will suffice
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dr Oz owns stock in companies that back the use of hydroxychloroquine because OF COURSE HE DOES
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(WHYY)
 
 
 
Fetterman: Bring it
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Wed September 07, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon: "Diplomatic immunity" State of New York: "It's just been revoked"
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Mon September 05, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know you've made some terrible moves in your newsroom if Trump thinks you are moving in the right direction and wants to help you
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Apparently the country isn't fair because the FBI hasn't raided an innocent man's home
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump calls on lawmakers to institute capital punishment for drug dealers. Well, not the drug dealers who were pardoned by Trump, of course
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Sun September 04, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
All the M-A-L classified documents are bound for the Trump Presidential Library in Greenland. You can believe this
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Sat September 03, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
It's a mafia
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Parler pops back up in the Google Play store, like a cold sore that won't go away
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: What the founding fathers would say about Trump's pardoning Jan. 6 terrorists. Stay tuned for follow-ups on what the founding fathers would say about Rings of Power, pineapple on pizza, crypto, and NOFX's retirement
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Fri September 02, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Sitting president, soon-to-be indicted ex-president head to Pennsylvania
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
TFG Lawyer Alina Habba admits that he "frequently had guests" in the office where the top secret documents were found. Do all of his lawyers suffer from foot-in-mouth disease?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Arizona Supreme Court says: Star Chamber (aka The Senate) can keep its secrets
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Thu September 01, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Republican falsely accuses Democrats of stealing the 2020 election. New hotness: Republican falsely accuses Democrats of stealing the 2022 elections before they've even happened
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former New York Police Department officer Thomas Webster who was found guilty of all six charges against him for his actions on Jan. 6, has been sentenced to ten years in prison. "It is not until you arrived, Mr. Webster, that all hell broke loose"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
TFG boasts he's financing Antifa turrrsts
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Republicans may still blow New Hampshire
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Miatch McConnell and Peter Thiel are fighting over super-candidate Blake Masters. "You fund him. " ... "No, you fund him"
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Wed August 31, 2022
(VPM)
 
 
 
POOPMAN and FARTCAR among annual roundup of rejected license plates. No word on whether FARKCAR would have been acceptable
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
DOJ not releasing charges against TFG until after election, which is a long time to have priapism
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Crist, what an asshole
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
'Trump is Done,' says increasingly nervous Ann for seventh time this year
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"He is incapable of understanding anything other than total and absolute admiration towards him." He needs to spend a little time on Fark. We will explain it to him
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani in danger of being unable to practice honorary law
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Hey, Donny. Knock knock indeed
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Tue August 30, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Senate candidate Blake Masters (R-acist) says the economy is being hurt by A: Devaluation of the dollar? B: Gas prices? or C: Gays and brown people working at the Federal Reserve?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Election denier denies denying Election
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP: On second thought, let's not tie our finances to what could amount to legit espionage against the US
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Voters looking to abort the GOP
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Mon August 29, 2022
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Get in losers, we're going losing
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ben Shapiro is about to be the loneliest man in the driest desert in the world as he blames Trump for Republicans losing the midterms
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Sun August 28, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Biden: "I respect conservative Republicans. I don't respect these MAGA Republicans." Karl Rove: "No he didn't say that. Those words never passed his lips"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
You just can't find good help nowadays
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Hope y'all like flapjacks on a Sunday morning, because there's plenty of buttery emails from the GQP today
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Fri August 26, 2022
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing, just a Russian speaking immigrant pretending to be a member of the Rothschilds who infiltrated her way into Trumps inner circle in Mar-a-Lago. Nothing dangerous, anyway
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bill Barr is starting to suspect that that Trump guy might not be a nice person and a bit of a narcissist: "If it's not me, I'm going to ruin your election chances.. I'll sabotage whoever you nominate shows what he's all about, himself"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lumpy gets deposed Wednesday
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Fulton County DA issues subpoenas to a list of treasonweasels who will surely try to dodge them, including Sidney Powell and Mark Meadows
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Thu August 25, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Margarine Traitor Gangrene phoned in another SWATting to her own house
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Wed August 24, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
The USA isn't a 'Banana Republic' for investigating Trump. Just look at the Data, ignore the Lore, and forget all the excuses you've heard Before
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Biden unveils Schrodinger's student loan relief plan: It does too much and not enough at the same time
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trade Federation backs Sith Lord in struggle against Hutt clan
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Tue August 23, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden may have secretly been giving Ukraine longer range weapons then previously reported, resulting in the recent BOOMS way behind enemy lines in Crimea. When reached for comment, he said "eh, Crimea river"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
That's as many as thirty tens, and that's terrible
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Mon August 22, 2022
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Pawn learns pigeon shiatting on the chess board doesn't actually know how to play the game
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Surely WE will be the special ones he'll treat differently," thought yet another pair of dimwits who sold their souls and are now experiencing predictable results
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Sat August 20, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Pence: It wasn't me
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Fri August 19, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Who aren't the trumpistas attacking?
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Thu August 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
He exclaimed --"C'est moi, c'est moi, 'tis I"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The Trump legal defense team has a problem. An oversized, bloated, orange-hued, tiny-handed, narcissistic loudmouth of a problem, to be specific
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Hotel Mar-A-Largo (with a performance from twice impeached disgraced and criminally inept former president Donald Trump)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Do not grift the dynamite chunky
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Wed August 17, 2022
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
ƃɹǝqlǝssᴉǝM uǝll∀ OℲƆ uoᴉʇɐzᴉuɐƃɹO dɯnɹ┴
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You could watch this video on CNN's website in which their legal expert breaks down Trump's shifting legal strategies, or you could let subby sum up that strategy for you in one sentence: Throw a bunch of shiat against the wall and see what sticks
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Devil went down to Georgia
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(LifeZette)
 
 
 
If you picked today as the day you hoped Tucker Carson finally ended up being right about something, step up to claim your prize
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Tue August 16, 2022
(Just Security)
 
 
 
Myths & misunderstandings relating to the Mar-a-Lago documents investigation
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Coming soon to CPAC: a "we are all false flags" banner
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Here comes Politico to defend Trump by using whatabout W & Cheney. So for the next GOP president they can say, "sure, he gave away nuclear secrets, but so did Trump"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"...you know, they say we're in a Banana Republic. I think that's an insult to Banana Republics across the country. I mean, at least the manager of Banana Republic, unlike our president, knows where he is and why he's there and what he's doing"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Man under investigation in several states and by the federal government demands to know which members of his criminal enterprise are conspiring against him
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Mon August 15, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
DOJ assembles Taint Team to probe TFG
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's called 'The Ol' Baffle 'em With Bullshiat' defense
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Murdochs sound nervous, could use human smiling lessons
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Grand Moff Tarkin: "The temperature on Alderaan has to be brought down"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
GOP Strategist finally gets it: "Merrick Garland has no choice but to bring charges now"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stephen King: Trump was a horror
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well, as of this moment, these documents are DOUBLE SECRET declassified
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Sat August 13, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, Adam Schiff (D-CA), initiates Phase 2: the Finding Out
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
FBI assistant director breaks some hard truths to Fox News viewers
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Fri August 12, 2022
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
The GQP is the party of treason
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Will Sinema be undone by her own hubris?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Of registered voters polled: 49% approve of Mar-a-Lardo raid; 39% are in a cult; and 13% don't know what room they're in or where their pants went
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
If you're channel surfing, don't be surprised if you see Tulsi Gabbard guest-hosting the Tucker Carlson show
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Thu August 11, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't bother trying to collect your fee
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Wed August 10, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Why don't you tell my man Garland here where you got the shiat hid. We happy? Garland? We happy? "Oh yeah. We happy"
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Kevin McCarthy said that if the FBI wanted the classified documents back, they should have simply asked Trump to hand them over
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Tue August 09, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
MLive debunks the claims in 2000 Mules, because if there's one thing the MAGA crowd listens to, it's facts and evidence
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Former Acting U.S. Solicitor General Neal Katyal on MSNBC: "If I were Donald Trump's lawyer right now, and thank God that I'm not, I would be advising my client to be telling my family that I am expecting jail time"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
More bad news for TFG: his real estate appraiser handed over nearly 36,000 documents to the New York AG yesterday
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Blue Lives Matter* (*as long as they're out arresting the Blacks and Antifa)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If the future of Wisconsin has truly come down to a match-up between pro-Trump and pro-Pence forces, can we all agree that the "nuke it from orbit" option is really all that remains?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Giuliani won't testify in Georgia, even if they provide bus fare, hair dye
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Mon August 08, 2022
(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Gentlemen, prepare to unzip your pants
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP nominee for Michigan Attorney General part of a criminal conspiracy to tamper with voting machines
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Sun August 07, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
TFG still loves the poorly educated
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(CNN)
 
 
 
TFG still top choice among traitors to their country, the Christian Taliban, and other assorted deplorables
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In case you need to induce vomiting
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Sat August 06, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
One of the impeachment ten wins primary
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(Political Flare)
 
 
 
Pro-TFG clothing company fined by feds for replacing 'Made in China' tags With 'Made in USA' tags. Fark's 'Murica tag proudly made in the USA
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
TFG declares himself the "most persecuted person in history", blames the negative press covfefe
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Thu August 04, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Secret Service considering plan to disable texting on agents' phones, so they won't have to bother wiping them later
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Wed August 03, 2022
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
SCOPA mails it in
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Tue August 02, 2022
(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Showing that signature "loyalty" for which he's famed, Trump endorses the primary opponent of GOP WI House Speaker Robin Vos, who spent millions and risked jail time for contempt "investigating" the results of the 2020 election in WI to appease Trump
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Mon August 01, 2022
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Yeah well, Rusty Bowers never choked a secret service agent, so what does he know about courage
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lindsay Graham says when called Georgia's Sec. State to strong-arm him, er, "to explore the possibility of a more favorable outcome for Trump," he "was engaged in quintessentially legislative factfinding" and therefore has "absolute immunity"
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Sun July 31, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Book it. Done
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Sat July 30, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Brian Kilmeade begs TFG not to be mean to him anymore
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Fri July 29, 2022
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The Democrats are doomed, I tell ya. Doomed. They're gonna get whupped so bad that...Hey, is that Nate Silver's music?
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Allentown, Pennsylvania teacher who insist he *only* attended the January 6th 'Stop The Steal' rally and did *not* storm the U.S. Capital afterwards, has been fired by the school district's board of directors
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Innocent people always ask Judges for immunity against civil lawsuits for actions they had nothing to do with
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Thu July 28, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Nobody's ever gotten to the bottom of 9/11"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
No
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Noted virologist Sean Hannity claims Biden's Covid strain was weaker than Trump's
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Think Josh Hawley is bad for the country? Look at the shiatheels running this year for the other MO Senate seat. And weep for us all
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Wed July 27, 2022
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Mastriano wanted to be fake elector but was smart enough to know it was fake
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN title: "Marjorie Taylor Greene's words on Christian nationalism are a wake-up call." To whom? Rip Van farking Winkle?
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Mike Pence to release biography titled "So Help Me God", subtitled "Why Can't I Stop Licking Trump's Taint?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Yeah, the IG who covered up the deleted Secret Service texts should probably step down, not "investigate" the problem
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Tue July 26, 2022
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Maybe for the same reason you never see Clark Kent denounce Superman
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mike Pence's former chief of staff Marc Short just straight up murders Matt Gaetz: "He'll be in prison for child sex trafficking by 2024...I'm actually surprised that Florida law enforcement still allows him to speak to teenage conferences like that"
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Mon July 25, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Judge blocks Georgia DA from developing case against insurrectionist
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Pillow Man says out loud what we've all known for years
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Wherein Alaska's ranked-choice voting system is rigged, fraudulent, and crazy, but the opposite of those things
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're not the only one, I mean COME ON
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Sun July 24, 2022
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
True love moves mountains, handwriting patterns
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Orange Goblin JR hints that Dear Führer may run again in 2024
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Sat July 23, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember how Trump decided to file a civil lawsuit against all his political enemies for being, like, mean to him and stuff? Yeah, a federal judge is dismissing charges against them one by one on grounds of the Westfield Act - and letting the government step in as defendant
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Fri July 22, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
As are most of us, Joe Scarborough, as are most of us
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Thu July 21, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
195 House Republicans vote against your right to contraception
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Kevin, in light of your failure to put any Republicans on the J6 Committee, do you regret that?" "No, Sean. I refuse to learn from anything I do and would happily make the same mistake over and over again"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP frets as Herschel Walker fumbles
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(NPR)
 
 
 
60%: ANGH
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Fetterman to shortly return to the campaign trail and shiatpost IRL
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Wed July 20, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Scha·den·freu·de - noun: pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Trump's Cox comes first in Maryland primary
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Tue July 19, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
TFG just threatened PGA golfers who won't join the Bonesaw Tour, or they "will pay a big price"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Another sign that Trump may be losing his mojo, DeSantis is statistically tied with him for the Republican nomination in a key battleground state. Burn it down, Donny, burn it all down
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Will he or won't he? Follow the money
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Mon July 18, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Today, one Steven Bannon will be the test case that will definitively set forth how much power the Founding Fathers gave to Congress nearly 300 years ago. That's right, everything rests on Steve Bannon. Sleep tight
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox News: Friendship ended with Donald J. Trump, now Ron DeSantis is my new best friend
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Sun July 17, 2022
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
"I just try to be a good teacher of Catholic principles" says priest who is (a) speaking out against abortion (b) condemning same sex marriage or (c) raising money for January 6 defendants
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Look AP, it was never about "facts," it was never about "fraud," it was never even about "election integrity" -- it was always about voter suppression and only allowing the "right" people to be able to vote
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(Time)
 
 
 
Headline could have just been the first three words
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Sat July 16, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
A little late for that
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There could not be anything worse than TFG returning to office, or Death Sentence becoming President. The sentient bow tie controlling Tucker Carlson: Hold my hood
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Fri July 15, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Gotta assume Biden has the good sense not to read CNN
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Instead of backing the blue, Republican lawmakers would rather avoid the blue when it comes to seeing first hand how capital police were treated on January 6th
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Dear Noble American Patriot Warrior, My wife is dead. If you don't send me money to fight the Democrats your wife might be next. Hugs and Kisses, King Donald
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Group of conservative lawyers and former judges issues report detailing that TFG lost bigly and his supporters are cultists
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you had "Death of Ivana to delay criminal prosecution of the Trump Family" step forward and claim your prize
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Tiny-Hands Strangler was real
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Thu July 14, 2022
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Trump wants Cox bad but Hogan wants to give him a chair to the face
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(The Colorado Sun)
 
 
 
Here we have a woman who truly believes laws don't apply to her. District Court Judge Matthew David Barrett issued a warrant for Peters' arrest and for her to be held in jail pending a hearing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Well look who took their name a little too seriously
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Judge denies Steven Bannon's motion to delay his criminal contempt trial which is due to begin Monday. No, this isn't a repeat from last Monday, but the ruling is the same this time too
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Feds still arresting hard-to-find insurrectionists: "Investigators believe Saer was a believer in the QAnon conspiracy theory. Saer, who had bright blue hair, was seen in several videos at the Capitol on Jan. 6, and is not a smurf"
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Wed July 13, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Um, have you seen TFG's butt? No phone could have survived that
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(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
Want to watch the video of Jeffrey Clark standing outside his house in his undies during an FBI raid? Of course you do
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Tue July 12, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
RICO, not so suave
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Cassidy Hutchinson and family now in hiding with armed security detail because pro-choice antifa drag queens threatened to read CRT to them. Or at least that's how Fox will spin it
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Mon July 11, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
OafKeeper, Stewart Rhodes, wanted his lawyer's Trump contacts prior to 1/6 for some strange reason
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Remember that Red Wave that was supposed to hand the Senate and the House to the GQP on a silver platter this November? Even Fox News is starting to admit that may not happen
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Sun July 10, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Its_a_trap.jpg
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(Politico)
 
 
 
2024 presidential election could end up being a 2004 episode of Crossfire
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Fri July 08, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down to read this, but it seems like the MAGA PAC is being less than honest with its numbers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently the stench of gin sweat and sulfur finally got to him
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Trump is clearly the target of the investigation. And it's usual that either the target doesn't get a subpoena at all -- or it comes at the very end of the process"
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Thu July 07, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
I'm as sorry as I need to be to stay out of prison for threatening the lives of several congresswomen at TFGs behest
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
CNN staff "freaking out" over poor ratings at network. Not to the level of yelling 'we're not going to take it anymore' out the windows but close
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Congress is coming for the TikkityToks
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(AP News)
 
 
 
U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals may sacrifice children as pawns in game of life
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Wed July 06, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump was using the IRS to harass detractors, auditing Comey and McCabe, because of course he was
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
$14.2b Gateway Tunnel project okayed by NY/NJ, with the estimated $22.9b cost to be paid for with $44.1b in funding from the bipartisan Let's See How Much Money We Can Set On Fire program
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You may think that Ron DeSantis is the Energizer Bunny of evil, performative legislation but did you also know that he's also making major bank out of stigginit?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Never read the comments, and never listen to your voicemails
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Tue July 05, 2022
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Trump-era rollbacks on endangered species protections have been thrown out in ruling by Judge Tigar, presumably on the basis that they're not grrrrrreat
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There's something happening here, what it is ain't exactly clear
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Mon July 04, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The floodgates of truth have opened
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cheney says J6 committee may make multiple criminal referrals to the DoJ for Garland to ignore
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Sun July 03, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Stacey Abrams outpacing Brian Kemp
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Sat July 02, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ouch
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Fri July 01, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Realizing that he perjured himself in his Congressional deposition, Rudy deletes the incriminating Tweet about asking for a pardon after the whole world hit Ctrl-V
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Lock her up". and by 'her', I mean 'him'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I'm pretty sure that he lifts more than 350 pounds every time he stands up
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump is losing his big donors to DeSantis and Pence
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Thu June 30, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
20 percent of Americans don't have enough information to decide or don't know if TFG should be charged with a crime. Also, 148 percent have opinions about Amber Heard they are dying to tell you
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
As bad as this SCOTUS season was, the next could be worse
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
"TFG's not a little guy. And the space to actually be able to lunge towards the wheel is not that big. I don't mean to sound disparaging, but just his girth would prevent him from actually getting to the steering wheel"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is no longer contemptible
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Wed June 29, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know what will convince people you don't throw unhinged tantrums in private? Throwing an unhinged tantrum in public
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Secret Service agent denying Trump choked him out was notorious at the White house for being a Trump "yes man" and "enabler" who Trump promoted to Deputy White House Chief of Staff because of his "loyalty" to Trump
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Tue June 28, 2022
(Salon)
 
Hero
 
The surprise aspect of today's Jan. 6 is due to fears that testifying Meadows aide is in literal danger over what she knows
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Howard Stern 2024: He has no problem staying in the presidential bunker
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Mon June 27, 2022
(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
A Chinese tool, an alternate elector, an election denier, and an elderly abuser walk into a GOP debate for U.S. Senate. Yeah, it got as crazy as you thought it would
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(CNN)
 
 
 
January 6th Committee announces surprise hearing tomorrow at 1PM Eastern, citing unnamed witness testimony
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
After public hearings and his removal from office, support for charging Nixon with crimes had soared to 58%. Support for charging Trump is up to 50% now with more hearings to come
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Well, he's not wrong
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Sun June 26, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mary Miller (R-eich), who has previously spoken favorably about Hitler, says she didn't mean to say "white life." She just mispronounced one syllable, forgot another, and didn't immediately correct herself. You know, as one does
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Sat June 25, 2022
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Jack White calls out Trump for his multiple paid abortions
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Fri June 24, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
SCOTUS receives vote of 'no-confidence' from the American people
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Thu June 23, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Here's the now Florida Man who paid a record-breaking $173M for a Florida property
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Things are looking pretty bad for Liz Cheney. How bad? Well, her only chance to stay in office is if she can convince a large portion of Democrats in Wyoming to switch parties and vote for her in the primary
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Feds served a search warrant on Jeffrey Clark. The nothing is really beginning to happen
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Georgia GOP just got a bunch of DOJ subpoenas over their fake elector scheme
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(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Suddenly, subpoenas
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mo Brooks (R-ejected by TFG) decides to get revenge for being dumped, agrees to testify before the J6 committee
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bee Nguyen? Yesterday
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Congressman Don Bacon (R-Nebraska) puts himself in TFG's frying pan
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Wed June 22, 2022
(Just Security)
 
 
 
Criminal and Civil actions against the Great Orange Wail and their current status. Not a short read with many details that Fark's legal beagles, I'm sure, would expound at length
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(AP News)
 
 
 
In the midnight hour, she cried "No mo Mo"
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Tue June 21, 2022
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Republican has rare moment of clarity: "My party has utterly failed the American people"
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Mon June 20, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The grift continues. Take a flying guess where TFG plans to rent out campaign space should he run again
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Eyepatch McCaine is the name of my Camper Van Beethoven cover group
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kari Lake, Arizona GOP's rightwing candidate for governor, did her time as a drag queen. Why yes, there are photos
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Sun June 19, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Wow, Trump holds a grudge so well that he badmouths Bill Maher even when Bill attacks the Left. Truly no honor among thieves
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
60%
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
It's pronounced "Ahs-wee-pay"
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Sat June 18, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Log Cabin Republicans shocked to learn the Texas Republican Party, long known for their acceptance and inclusion, has voted to shut the group out of their convention
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"This is the canary in the coal mine for 2022 and 2024," Boy, when they said elections have consequences they really mean it
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Fri June 17, 2022
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Turns out TikTok lied when they said user data wasn't accessed from China. It happens constantly
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
I ran out of gas. I got a flat tire. It's a phony narratIve. There was an earthquake. It was a disgraceful performance. Locusts. I won the election I SWEAR TO GOD
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Michigan's GQP is in chaos
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Trump store becomes drive thru
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
John Eastman, seditionist
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Thu June 16, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
GQP congressman learns about modern TV green screen technology after dumb tweet
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(AP News)
 
 
 
6am: Wake up. 7am: Have breakfast with mother. 10am: Meet with senior staff. 1pm: Refuse to overthrow the government of the United States. 2pm: Run for your life
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Otero County wackos ordered by New Mexico Supreme Court to certify election results by June 17. We all know the wackos won't do that, so let's watch them get all their votes nullified
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Wed June 15, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci tests positive for COVID-19. Conspiracy theorists' heads asplode
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(Politico)
 
 
 
A new super PAC has amassed a huge war chest to spend on behalf of New Jersey Republican congressional candidate Bob Healey Jr., and most of the money comes from one mega-donor....his mom
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Tom Rice (R-easonable) who voted to impeach, just got primaried by a Trump bot
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GQP commission in New Mexico refuses to certify the primary vote because, well, the kraken I guess. Just read TFA
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Tue June 14, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Remember Paul LePage? The governor of Maine who was seen as a louder, stupider, even more racist version of Donald Trump? He apparently figures the time is ripe for him to make a "comeback"
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Mon June 13, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
If you heard today's testimony about an "apparently inebriated" Giuliani calling Trump telling him to declare victory, and wondered "what the hell happened to him since 9/11?" Remember this is the guy who gave cops and firemen cancer by lying to them
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Florida has a Red Flag gun law, and it's taken guns off 8000 crazies in 3 years
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The wheels of the bus go Trump Trump Trump
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Sun June 12, 2022
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Insurrection panel says evidence it gathered enough to indict Trump, But will they?
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Fri June 10, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
JFK will be returning from the dead, again
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"There will come a day when Donald Trump is gone, but your dishonor will remain"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Brett Baier has a rare moment of clarity
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
And right on schedule, the big, beautiful, glorious Trump bus rolls over Ivanka
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"It's time for Dianne Feinstein to step aside"
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Thu June 09, 2022
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Remember Kandiss Taylor, the GOP "Jesus, guns and babies" gubernatorial candidate who only got 3.4% of the vote during the primary? Yep, she's refused to concede
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(Flathead Beacon)
 
 
 
In what will certainly not lead to any bizarre conspiracy theories, wrong-sized ballots in one Montana county will delay primary results being announced
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Wed June 08, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The largest caravan ever assembled is set to arrive at America's southern border on July 15, 2022
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Carpetbagger is going to continue to 'live' in Pennsylvania so he can try again in two years
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Some organization called 'True the Vote' raised millions to combat voter fraud in elections, funny thing no one knows where the money went. Probably a case of fraud
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Foreign gifts to the US looted by looting looter
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