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Fri May 07, 2021
		Now would be a good time for Space Force to do whatever it is it does source: space.com \| share:	27

Thu May 06, 2021
		Ever wonder what happened to Luke's hand after it got cut off by Vader? Wonder no more source: nerdist.com \| share:	54
(Inside Defense)		Space Force wants digital engineering, digital workforce, digital headquarters, digital operations and digital dominance, presumably to keep our adversaries from digitally penetrating us source: insidedefense.com \| share:	11
		Kevin McCarthy is terrified of the 1/6 Commission because he'd be forced to testify that he actually gave a damn about democracy for a brief moment that day, and Trumpers will not tolerate such loyalty to one's country over Trump source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	57
		The Galactic Empire's first major victory in Star Wars was ... eliminating its national debt? Forget the Force; the Sith have mastered the secrets of government bookkeeping source: youtube.com \| share:	19
		Much like the actual Imperial forces, the Bismarck, ND police seem to have missed whatever they were aiming for with this one source: bismarcktribune.com \| share:	44

Wed May 05, 2021
		Great news, all you armchair Buzz Lightyears - it looks like "Space Force Reserve" is going to be a thing source: airforcetimes.com \| share:	68
		SCOTUS should force Facebook to allow Trump to return because oversight board is without standing. It's like Charlie Kirk just grabbed words he has heard mentioned in articles about legal cases and used them without knowing what they mean source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	116

Tue May 04, 2021
		After pleading guilty to possession of child porn, Australian businessman is forced to surrender his knighthood. He'd probably feel more at home as a bishop anyway source: smh.com.au \| share:	12
		MAGA country has fully spelled out the end goal of the sham Arizona audit: Force "audits" nation wide and undo Trump's loss source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	135
		Nintendo contracts shown in court appear to have more redacts than the Mueller documents, but apparently, they REALLY want to make sure their partners have no organized crime connections. Did Mario and Luigi get background checks? source: kotaku.com \| share:	20
		Nintendo contracts shown in court appear to have more redacts than the Mueller documents, but apparently, they REALLY want to make sure their partners have no organized crime connections. Did Mario and Luigi get background checks? source: kotaku.com \| share:	20
		Pandora says it will no longer sell mined diamonds and will switch to exclusively laboratory-made diamonds. I'm still just going to use Spotify source: bbc.com \| share:	46
		Washington Capitals resident goon Tom Wilson attempts to injure 2 opponents, gets only 14 minutes of penalty time. The suspension he won't get will be served by the Caps social media team for tweeting that he lives "rent free" in critics' heads source: espn.com \| share:	69
		Trump's former Pentagon (acting) chief wants to know why Joe Biden isn't dealing with attacks on American Forces that Trump ignored source: politico.com \| share:	46

Mon May 03, 2021
		Florida man, after being asked to move out, goes all Carrie Underwood song on roomie's car, maces everyone, breaks all the windows and splashes gasoline around the house. Is finally forced out with a flashbang. The evictacrats source: fox13news.com \| share:	21
		Judge rules that Columbus police ran amuck...er, amock...er, amok...ah, fark it, they went sorta crazy with the rubber bullets and pepper spray when it came to peaceful protestors source: npr.org \| share:	54
		You can now go Greek again outside source: apnews.com \| share:	5
		Laying down for a nap today subby encountered and was eventually forced to behead with a small scimitar a 5 ft rat snake in his bedroom. Wife may never sleep again unless I figure out how the fark it got in in the house in the first place. Ideas? DIT source: fark.com \| share:	66

Sun May 02, 2021
		Susan Collins takes bold action against MAGAs in the GOP by forcefully stating she is concerned. Again source: cnn.com \| share:	58

Sat May 01, 2021
		What's the driving force behind vaccine skepticism? Derp. Lots of derp source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	74

Fri April 30, 2021
		We investigated ourselves and..... errr.... sent four cops to court for assault and covering it up. More police accountability from the UK source: theguardian.com \| share:	17
		"I'm grateful my brother survived a traffic stop, and I'm angry that police murders of minorities has made me feel that way" source: motherjones.com \| share:	19

Thu April 29, 2021
		Air Force base in Alaska complains that increased Russian activity is making them do actual work for the first time since the 90s source: airforcetimes.com \| share:	52
		Kyrgyz, Tajik security forces mix it up over water, vowels, beauty of Kazakh women source: reuters.com \| share:	28
		With Covid-19 rampaging through India and the funeral pyres lighting up the skies, aircraft are swamped as Indian nationals panic and fly . . . back to India? source: aljazeera.com \| share:	43
		Biden's appointment to SEC Enforcement resigns 5 days into the job citing "potential conflicts of interest" with her past work. Ethical actions, in OUR government? What kind of madness is this? source: cnbc.com \| share:	46
		Turns out, the Feds were going to arrest Derek Chauvin if his trial ended the other way source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	66
		Columbus OH officials ask DOJ to investigate their police force. "My dearest Merrick, Columbus is hell. It has been hours since the last killing and morale is low" source: apnews.com \| share:	28
		Joe Biden will force you to eat raw broccoli for breakfast source: townhall.com \| share:	99
		Those three guys guarding the neighborhood who just had to kill Ahmaud Arbery? They're charged with federal hate crimes. Love, Merrick source: justice.gov \| share:	100

Wed April 28, 2021
		UK to send Queen Elizabeth aircraft carrier through South China Sea in show of force, demonstrating the Royal Navy's modernization with rum, sodomy, and F-35B's source: aljazeera.com \| share:	53

Tue April 27, 2021
		They "forcefully acquired wives"? Well that's one way of putting it source: cnn.com \| share:	63
		Reporter forced to write false story about Kamala Harris book resigns after she's called out for it. Not, ya know, before writing the false story source: msn.com \| share:	65
		Retired K9 drug dog reminds his new owner that he's still got it source: nypost.com \| share:	20
		The 50 best space movies of all time...reads list...wtf #19? source: nydailynews.com \| share:	117
		Most Americans Would Take Pay Cuts to Keep Working From Home. Problem is, the corporations who employ them stopped reading after the headline's sixth word source: slate.com \| share:	79
		So apparently SCOTUS Justices can not be forced to recuse themselves from cases where they have a vested interest. If only the Constitution had some means of removing SCOTUS Justices for improper action source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	78
		The sentient squeaky balloon animal Tucker Carlson says that you should call CPS and report it as abuse if you see a child forced to wear a mask source: twitter.com \| share:	203

Mon April 26, 2021
		These $40 Baby Yoda shoes puts Adidas's lackluster $120 Yoda shoes to shame source: nerdist.com \| share:	5

Sun April 25, 2021
		Larry Kudlow shocked and disgusted to find out that in Biden's America people are forced to drink beer made from hand clutches pearls plants source: huffpost.com \| share:	166

Sat April 24, 2021
		Historic 110-year old pub forced to close because A: It had a fire? B: The roof collapsed? or C: Its beer garden is too tall? source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	26
		House Democrats to their Republican colleagues: Really? You're going to force a floor vote on censuring Maxine Waters? Oh it is ON now, you insurrectionist motherfarkers source: thehill.com \| share:	127

Fri April 23, 2021
		The definitive list of terrible but catchy songs that will get stuck in your head right now, and force you to curse Subby forever. Hey, I didn't start the fire source: complex.com \| share:	70
		Officer friendly punches handcuffed woman in the face during arrest, fellow officers intervene, realizing they are on camera and actions now have consequences source: nbclosangeles.com \| share:	171
		Over 52 of the 400 people arrested so far in connection with the Jan 6 insurrection, more than 10% are current or retired military or law enforcement personnel. Sleep tight source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	111
		IIHF forced to postpone women's hockey world championship at last minute because Covid-plagued Nova Scotia decided it would be a bad idea to bring 10 teams into their bubble. Florida, this is your golden opportunity to be a hero source: apnews.com \| share:	5

Thu April 22, 2021
		Researchers hail identification and naming of Ameronothrus twitter, the world's first mite species discovered by stumbling on some rando's tweet source: japantoday.com \| share:	5
		US Air Force reaches a new milestone. Unfortunately that milestone is its first ever court martial of a General. Tag is a hint as to why source: stripes.com \| share:	78
		Virginia police officer fired after making an online donation to Kyle Rittenhouse. My God, where has this country gotten to when its law enforcement officers can't openly support murderous white supremacists anymore? source: cnn.com \| share:	62

Wed April 21, 2021
		The violence is inherent in the system source: theappeal.org \| share:	79
		How are you going to replace people with robots? It's a crime to repair them and you'll have to purchase an entirely new work force every year. Just pay the humans and quit your whining source: thehill.com \| share:	167
(Some Stan)		BTS's label refuses to comment on report that they will force all members to enlist in ROK military simultaneously in 2022, reducing the K-pop supergroup's effective music hiatus to 1 year source: soompi.com \| share:	16
		DOJ to investigate Minneapolis Police for possible patterns of excessive force, timing of horses and barn doors source: npr.org \| share:	88
		To protect, serve, and make out in grocery store parking lots source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	22
		DirecTV forces an arbitration over their Sunday Ticket source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	0

Tue April 20, 2021
		Country that forces its people to think as they are told criticizes world hegemony source: nbcnews.com \| share:	12
		Patrick Lynch, head of the NYPD police union, warns his officers to refrain from using excessive force against suspects, or they could be sued under new NY law. A law which apparently limits cops to threatening us only with a good time source: twitter.com \| share:	25
		Prosecutors are ignoring evidence of insurrectionists planning the attack online, just as law enforcement did prior to 1/6 source: nbcnews.com \| share:	30
		Due to the Great Inconvenience of 2020, Michigan voters have acquired enough signatures to permanently repeal the 1945 emergency powers law that forced millions to wear masks, wait 6 months for a haircut and eat take-out source: apnews.com \| share:	255

Mon April 19, 2021
		Maxine Waters may have handed Chauvin a chance for an appeal if he is convicted, according to the judge presiding over the case source: cnn.com \| share:	457
		Former popular alt-right YouTuber explains his recipe for success: focus on conflict, feed the algorithm, make sure everything reinforces a narrative and don't give a fark whether it's true source: nytimes.com \| share:	33

Fri April 16, 2021
		Blue Origin's next mission to be crewed, SpaceX gets FAA permission to build a 479 foot (0.45 Eiffel towers) high launch tower, Norway has a spaceport, SpaceX raises $1.16 billion, and Betty White is sending pledge enforcement vans 🚀 source: arstechnica.com \| share:	5

Thu April 15, 2021
		Subby just got called a Farking liar by 'Federal Reserve Law Enforcement' who then hung up on him. So Subby's used Al should be High Glass or Homer next time? source: youtube.com \| share:	38

Wed April 14, 2021
		Report on Capitol police shows an agency devoid of leadership, with little to nothing to show for its massive $516 million budget but expired weapons and equipment, and zero standards. You know, in certain older civilized cultures source: ktla.com \| share:	56
		Air New Zealand is weighing passengers, as well as their luggage. Just one person at a time please, sir source: nzherald.co.nz \| share:	14

Tue April 13, 2021
		Jesse Eisenberg is coming back to TV with Amy Schumer. Or something like that source: tv.avclub.com \| share:	29
		Lawyers for Oathkeepers: all that chatter about a "Quick Reaction Force" armed with "heavy weapons" to reinforce the group once they took the Capitol was just locker room talk. Prosecutors: Really? Then why did you cache weapons at a VA hotel? source: politico.com \| share:	160
		Can you guess the state? "Students of Color 'Slave Traded' by Other Students in Online Game" Here's a hint: it rhymes with ass source: nbcdfw.com \| share:	86
		Aaaaand right out of the gate, the Chauvin defense begins its case with George Floyd character assassination source: cnn.com \| share:	100
		For years, the Internet Engineering Task Force has been trying to do something about all the racist terminology that exists in tech, but for some crazy reason their plan to get together every now and then and hum for agreement hasn't seemed to work source: nytimes.com \| share:	58

Mon April 12, 2021
		For now it's only Turkish cops, but really, shouldn't all non-military police forces have attack choppers armed with rockets pods and nose-mounted 20mm Gatling guns? source: thedrive.com \| share:	14
		On this day in history, in 1861, Confederate forces fired on Fort Sumter, kicking off the US Civil War and eventually making millions of dollars for Confederate flag makers in China source: history.com \| share:	92

Sun April 11, 2021
		Maryland state legislature overrides gubernatorial veto, repeals its police "Bill of Rights" source: politico.com \| share:	82
		That recent experiment that hinted at a "fifth force of nature"? Yeah, about that source: salon.com \| share:	45
(Some ASDIC)		Today is the anniversary of the passing of Hal Lawrence, half of a duo of Canadian sailors who forced the surrender of a Nazi U-boat . . . while mostly nude source: militaryhistorynow.com \| share:	61

Fri April 09, 2021
		US Air Force retreats from space and cyberspace source: military.com \| share:	58
		Trump Admin officials partied like big dogs every time they forced the CDC to alter its reports source: inquirer.com \| share:	79

Thu April 08, 2021
		Good news, everybody. The Air Force has a new missile, the ARRW, a hypersonic super weapon that moves at 5 times the speed of sound. And once they figure out why it doesn't detach from the airplane's wing when fired, it's gonna really kick some ass source: msn.com \| share:	146
		Looks like Alex Jones' Survival Shield X-2, Brain Force Plus, and DNA Force Plus has unexpected consequences source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	14
		Ft Lauderdale cop being sued for excessive force after mistaking Star Trek memorabilia for real weapons has previously been investigated for use of force SEVENTY-NINE times....though he's been on the force only 4 years source: thehill.com \| share:	100

Wed April 07, 2021
		Southeast to be squashed by giant avocado source: msn.com \| share:	9
		He inspired "2001", gave Lucas the idea of The Force and co-founded IMAX source: arstechnica.com \| share:	10
		"If you don't give us monthly cash payments we'll be forced to label you a DEFECTOR, and tell God-King Trump on you" source: politicususa.com \| share:	77
		On this day in history, in 1945, the battleship Yamato was sunk by Allied forces, ending Imperial Japan's last hope to destroy the Allied fleet and yet preparing the way for the eventual defeat of the Gamilons source: history.com \| share:	115
		'Covid-breach' kayaker forced to call police when he got stuck on Scottish island without paddle. If only there was some phrase to describe his predicament source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	32
		Joe Biden is not planning to solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. Also, has no plans to address eventual heat death of universe, what happens when an unstoppable force hits an immovable object, or the inscrutable terror of Nickelback source: politico.com \| share:	64

Tue April 06, 2021
		Now these idiots just don't know when to quit. Oafkeepers now transformed into Oaf-enforcers, pledged to harass any and all duly elected officials who like what they don't like. American democracy, people. Don't tread on us while We tread on you source: theguardian.com \| share:	106
		Unsurprisingly, in the most comprehensive test yet the reactionless EM drive fails to produce thrust. Sir Isaac Newton smiles knowingly source: sciencealert.com \| share:	59

Sat April 03, 2021
		"It's inherently dangerous to have their forces and ours so close together. Someone is going to make a mistake and start WWIII" I present to you, NATO military drills in Ukraine source: thehill.com \| share:	87
		USS Johnston, sunk 77 years ago during Battle of Leyte Gulf, found more than 20,000 feet down. Commanded by 1st Native American to receive Medal of Honor, prevented Japanese forces from attacking US forces liberating Philippines source: navytimes.com \| share:	128

Fri April 02, 2021
		So, how did Elliot Stabler return to the Law & Order franchise after his dramatic SVU exit? [WARNING: SPOILERS FOR LAW AND ORDER: ORGANIZED CRIME] source: deadline.com \| share:	26
		"...he enlisted "[smallpox] virus squads" - gangs of policemen and medical officials who held down and forced people ..... to be vaccinated..." Whoa. Historic guidelines for today? It's historic, so conservatives should be fine with this, right? source: chron.com \| share:	13
		New Zealand punishes job creators source: independent.co.uk \| share:	20
		UK police officer found guilty of being a neo nazi terrorist in his off-hours source: theguardian.com \| share:	34

Thu April 01, 2021
		Today in sports, KNS-Sherlock news reports that the move to LA not only didn't help the Chargers, but they're hemorrhaging money, overladen with debt, and the Spanos family might be forced to sell source: cbssports.com \| share:	30
		Air force tests out robot guard dogs. Your dog wants a battery charge source: popsci.com \| share:	14
		Star Wars and Disney forced to learn how to deal with toxic fandom that can't accept women, minorities, trans people, or change source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	93

Tue March 30, 2021
		Small-market NBA teams complain that, due to salary cap rules, they're virtually forced to buy out highly-paid stars before end of contract, allowing big-market glamour teams to sign them for pennies. NBA: Oh my, this is serious, we'll look into it source: si.com \| share:	16
		State Senator proposes 'Star Trek' rule to prevent future Florida lock downs, apparently wishing to enforce the Prime Directive to prohibit interference in the development of lethal diseases source: mynews13.com \| share:	89
		At a cost of $80 million, the helicopter took three years to build using a combination of high-tech nous with components you can buy in a hobby shop. That's Ingenuity source: abc.net.au \| share:	7

Mon March 29, 2021
		Know why? Because they think their right to force you to listen to their insanity outweighs your right to ignore them source: thehill.com \| share:	55
		Philippines deploys air force as Chinese ships spotted near giant wang source: aljazeera.com \| share:	31
		He's not getting too old for this sh*t source: cnn.com \| share:	31

Sat March 27, 2021
		Royal Australian Air Force circa 1981 presents: Birth of A Chinook source: thedrive.com \| share:	12
		America's real border crisis isn't on the border, it's our government who has been using brute force on immigration for decades with failing results source: theatlantic.com \| share:	105

Fri March 26, 2021
		Three Russian ballistic missile submarines just surfaced in the Arctic, either as a show of force or a sudden realization that they shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque source: thedrive.com \| share:	98
		"Baked Alaska" asks a judge to let him off his ankle monitor because he "does not come from a background of violence and disdain for law enforcement,". There is video of him on Jan 6 calling cops "farking oathbreaker" and "piece of shiat" source: politico.com \| share:	65
		Unlike commuter buses, airlines apparently frown upon unscheduled stop requests source: independent.co.uk \| share:	41
		Scamvangelist Robin Bullock: Joe Biden lost his balance and 'stumbled' upon entering Air Force One, so that proves his Presidency is illegitimate and Donald Trump is still the legal President, because the Prophets said so. LOL, what? source: friendlyatheist.patheos.com \| share:	45
		Vice President of San Francisco School Board most recently in the news for push to rename schools for cultural sensitivity forced from leadership position for racist tweets source: sfgate.com \| share:	93

Thu March 25, 2021
		74-year-old Seattle man dragged out of bed, handcuffed, and held at gun point by police officers who forced their way into the man's home during a drug raid. Excuse me, did I say "drug raid"? I meant welfare check source: seattletimes.com \| share:	104
		Air Force to Michigan: "Federal Clean Water Act and state law? Never heard of either. We do what we want" source: mlive.com \| share:	28
		"FINE, you can keep your eggs" source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	21
		You got chips in my torsion balance. No, you got torsion balance in my chips source: phys.org \| share:	6
		Protip: if the DOJ is accusing you of not tracking your police department's use of force incidents, do not use "we had too many to count" as your defense source: oregonlive.com \| share:	49

Wed March 24, 2021
		"Unprecendented pressure" will result in the closure of 48 UK travel agency branches. Surely it has nothing to do with the fact the pandemic is hurting travel (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	7

Tue March 23, 2021
		When we say Ron Johnson is the "dumbest man in the US senate" that's not partisan rancor or hyperbole, it's fact: in an NY Times interview YESTERDAY, he refused to say vaccines are safe and complained about hydroxychloroquine not getting FDA approval source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	116

Mon March 22, 2021
		Grab your Atlas and try to follow along: A Spanish NGO has filed a formal complaint with the FCC alleging that a Chinese State-run broadcaster with outlets in the US is violating broadcast rule by airing the forced confessions of Hong Kong protestors source: thehill.com \| share:	18
		GOP repeatedly phoned in their attempts to repeal & replace Obamacare, while Biden signed the American Rescue Plan into law with additional reinforcements. "There are about 30 times more people on the left that do health policy than on the right" source: theatlantic.com \| share:	44
		You're feeding your pets wrong. Your dog wants 14 ounces of steak source: lifehacker.com \| share:	71
		Multimillionaire NFL player who never served in the Armed Forces: "I really felt like I was in the military. Like, damn" source: cbssports.com \| share:	18

Sat March 20, 2021
		Britons react with fury as thousands of 'idiots' protest lockdown in London - 'You'll cause another lockdown' (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	84
		Ever the funny conservative guy, Trumpy Jr posts meme vid of his dad knocking down President Biden over on Air Force One stairs with golf ball source: the-sun.com \| share:	166
		The Michigan restaurant whose owner was arrested opened up yesterday anyway ... and it was standing room only. Darwin and COVID-19 anxiously await the next followup story source: mlive.com \| share:	183

Fri March 19, 2021
		Tonight on Smackdown: Jey Uso battles Edge to be the "special enforcer" for the Roman vs Bryan title match at Fastlane. Sasha puts her title on the line vs Nia Jax. Who will fall victim to Cesaro's giant swing tonight? It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX source: wwe.com \| share:	49
		Making your burka ban so vague so as not to appear racist has its drawbacks. Man fined for wearing a cow mask has his conviction quashed. Tag is for the ban source: euronews.com \| share:	24
		Terrorist Jennifer Marie Heinl, come on down -- your Trumpiness just won you some federal charges to go with that divorce filed by your FBI task force husband source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	61
		Joe Biden trips going up the steps to Air Force One. Somehow this makes Donald Trump President again source: the-sun.com \| share:	137

Thu March 18, 2021
		Get your war on source: foxnews.com \| share:	127
		The Massachusetts quarantine order which was not being enforced will no longer be enforced source: boston.com \| share:	16
		Ohio Attorney General sues Biden Administration over key element in $1.9T COVID-19 relief package that forces states to choose between receiving funding and lowering taxes source: upi.com \| share:	63
		Zuckerbot has a new "mind-reading wrist device." So wrong on sooooo many levels source: cnbc.com \| share:	12
		In 2020, the Boeing CEO fired 10% of the workforce citing the 737-MAX and COVID-19, didn't hand out any raises, but collected $14,000,000 in compensation source: usatoday.com \| share:	7

Wed March 17, 2021
		City enforces COVID restrictions, bar ignores them. City pulls business license, bar does not close. City turns off electricity, bar buys generators. City padlocks doors, bar removes doors. Why yes, the owners are Qdiots source: nbclosangeles.com \| share:	215
		Investigators identify Umbrella Man from last summer's protests, somehow fail to mention his name and which police force he works for source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	40
		On this day in history, in 1776, the British evacuated Boston, proving the military might of Boston Baked Beans source: history.com \| share:	13
		Meghan McCain blames VP Harris for Republican vaccine hesitancy because she had concerns that Trump may have forced the vaccine out before it was ready for political reasons, and Republicans hang on Kamala's every word source: thewrap.com \| share:	85
		If you're pulled over by state troopers in MA, you might get more than a ticket source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	53
		Washington State and British Columbia form cross-border task force after murderers ignore pandemic flight restrictions source: vancouversun.com \| share:	5

Tue March 16, 2021
		With the Artificial Speed Force destroyed to restore Barry's proper mind, how can he run fast enough to stop Eva? An old friend risks her life to help on The Flash at 8PM EDT. Then Clark helps Lois on Superman & Lois at 9PM, both on The CW source: imdb.com \| share:	24
		War grips a Sicilian town as foreign military forces invade fishing grounds for the Red Prawn, and a plucky band of high school students yell "Ghiottone" source: aljazeera.com \| share:	10
		Apple forces Google to show how much personal data' collected in Chrome and Google apps. 'No wonder they wanted to hide it' source: theregister.com \| share:	9

Mon March 15, 2021
		Now that Missouri Senator Roy Blunt is retiring, former MO Governor Eric Greitens, who was forced to resign in 2018 over sexual assault and revenge porn allegation, figures he'll take at shot at running for that seat since nothing matters anymore source: politico.com \| share:	60
		Dungeons & Dragons had its biggest year ever as Covid forced the game off tables and onto the web. Make a strength check to escape the web source: cnbc.com \| share:	43
		Cressida Dick refuses to resign as head of the Metropolitan police force in the UK after her officers arrested people at a vigil for a victim brutally murdered by a cop source: theguardian.com \| share:	173

Sun March 14, 2021
		And today in "F*cked around and found out," we have this domestic terrorist who bragged to the media that he was going to "take the damn Capitol" by force on January 6 source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	95

Sat March 13, 2021
		SpaceX might get an pad in Indonesia, Africa & China have a new rockets, Vega to try not to go boom, why go to the Moon when Jeff Bezos can stimulate lunar gravity, Rocket Lab takes on SpaceX, and the Space Force tosses ULA & SpaceX bags of money 🚀 source: arstechnica.com \| share:	2
		Biden being pushed to pack FEC with "pro-enforcement" members to enforce laws regulating political money. McConnell seen poking his head out of his shell about this serious provocation source: axios.com \| share:	25
		Humanitarian roles of military forces are ceaseless, but are always overshadowed by the sword and swagger. American soft power, take a bow for Operation Tomodachi source: asahi.com \| share:	47

Fri March 12, 2021
		Air Force One base intruder discovered because of his balls source: apnews.com \| share:	43
		The US Navy is the smallest it's been since World War Two. Well do we really need enough troop ships to land millions of men in Asia and Europe at the same time at this exact minute? source: thehill.com \| share:	161
		Cop is older than most of the laws he enforces source: fox5ny.com \| share:	33
		Lawyer trying to get his Oathkeeper Capitol rioter out of jail admits they did have a "Quick Reaction Force" ready to cross the Potomac. Not to be outdone, his client insults the Capitol Police source: cnn.com \| share:	98
		Carretta claims edible chocolate penis caused him to suffer "fear, apprehension, harm, and emotional distress" source: thetakeout.com \| share:	28

Thu March 11, 2021
		CIG was trying to force Austin-based developers to work during the power outages, since Star Citizen is on a very tight release schedule source: kotaku.com \| share:	21
		It's OK to relieve stress by playing with toys. Well not that one, so often source: lifehacker.com \| share:	6

Tue March 09, 2021
		The economy of Detroit has sunk so low that corrupt politicians are forced to accept bribes in the form of barter source: detroitnews.com \| share:	9
		Unconvinced that big tech are our benevolent overlords? Here are some ways you can help the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house, as George would say source: technologyreview.com \| share:	16
		At the behest of managers from across the region, Panda Express employees forced to strip in a 'cult-like' team-building seminar for a promotion. I can imagine an assistant to the regional manager being behind this source: pasadenastarnews.com \| share:	39

Mon March 08, 2021
		In some states, you actually have to have an enforceable law on the books to let people know that there are some things you just cannot do source: newschannel9.com \| share:	78
		How to know you're not really cut out for thieving: 1) you break into the home of someone who knows you and can identify you when they see you running away 2) you also leave behind your debit card you used to force open the door source: clickondetroit.com \| share:	23
		Biden launches task force to investigate whether China needs an ass-whooping source: businessinsider.com \| share:	71

Sun March 07, 2021
		Space Force rank insignia draws on proud Air Force tradition: E-4s will wear 17 chevrons, six rockers, three stars, a space ship, and five diamonds source: military.com \| share:	129

Sat March 06, 2021
		We didn't force players to stay on the field; we just told them they'd never work in Texas again source: texastribune.org \| share:	28
		Puppy McPuppyface? source: wmbfnews.com \| share:	69

Fri March 05, 2021
		Will the expansion of EVs be the thing that finally forces the US to address their aging power grid? source: reuters.com \| share:	122

Thu March 04, 2021
		Catching up with the moms who left the workforce during the pandemic source: usatoday.com \| share:	1
		Machine Gun Kelly's drummer beat up, robbed, and hit by a car while fleeing. Now that's gangster source: tmz.com \| share:	19
		Rian Johnson didn't pay attention to The Rise of Skywalker source: digitalspy.com \| share:	84

Wed March 03, 2021
		ProTip: If you don't want folks to enjoy rumpy-pumpy at your rest stops, don't call them lay-bys (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	31
		Darth Trump has built a new fundraising death star aimed at taking out GOP foes on planet Earth. No word yet if this was part of his grand design for Space Force source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	44
		How to tweak the filibuster and get off Joe Manchin's back before he defects and really causes headaches for the Dems source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	141
		Forget shortened voting times, voter ID, and an end to absentee voting. The real voter suppression is Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) being forced to go through a metal detector because someone said they were going to bring a gun onto the House floor source: forbes.com \| share:	61

Tue March 02, 2021
		Obscure Headline of the Day: Congratulations to Boris Johnson for the first act of charity he wasn't forced into by Marcus Rashford source: theguardian.com \| share:	7
		You know how movies these days seem to have forced inclusivity? Remember Louie Anderson in Coming to America? About that source: yahoo.com \| share:	35
		The Air Force had a surveillance drone orbiting during Iran's ballistic missile attack last year, and yeah, it's a good thing that so many of their missiles failed source: thedrive.com \| share:	103

Mon March 01, 2021
		Ferocious cat forces airliner to return to airport after gaining entry to the cockpit and attacking the crew. Surprisingly, this is not a first-of-its-kind incident source: euroweeklynews.com \| share:	62
		Be transparent about your sex window to avoid pane source: yahoo.com \| share:	14
		Animal murmurations recapitulate matter's swirlonic state source: livescience.com \| share:	9
		Animal murmurations recapitulate matter's swirlonic state source: livescience.com \| share:	9
		A pardon isn't NECESSARILY a literal "get out of jail free" card, especially if the President didn't pardon your co-conspirators and the feds want to hold you since you can't take the 5th, you may be forced to testify against them, Mr. Bannon source: abovethelaw.com \| share:	28

Sun February 28, 2021
		Canadian gay couple are handcuffed by cops for kissing on Mexican beach, before angry crowd forces officers to release them source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	135

Sat February 27, 2021
		Man assaults cops by repeatedly running into their fists source: nj.com \| share:	38
		Christian pastor admits Biden is more powerful than God source: friendlyatheist.patheos.com \| share:	119
		Mark Meadows claims Trump is already planning his next administration and will declare himself the presumptive nominee at CPAC source: nypost.com \| share:	190

Fri February 26, 2021
		Lost your job due to Covid? The government will pay for your porn source: cnn.com \| share:	39

Thu February 25, 2021
		The author of "Goodnight Darth Vader" is bringing us all a holiday book this year source: starwars.com \| share:	5
		New task force has reunited over 100 migrant children with their parents, with 506 still separated source: thehill.com \| share:	49
		US forces conduct air strikes in Syria against Iranian-backed forces in response to multiple rocket attacks against US forces in Iraq source: apnews.com \| share:	308
		Former US Olympics gymnastics coach John Geddert escapes justice for his role in abusing young female Olympic gymnastic hopefuls source: bbc.com \| share:	95
		On this day in history, in 1779, the British surrendered Fort Sackville, setting up a string of military moves that would eventually culminate in Lobelia Sackville-Baggins scheming to take over Bag End source: history.com \| share:	17
		Today's Slatesplanation: What is Salesforce really selling? source: slate.com \| share:	97

Wed February 24, 2021
(The Hustle)		One woman forced the whole car industry to change source: thehustle.co \| share:	13
		McDonald's set up its own vast, secretive spy network to: A) Help local law enforcement police the community; B) Do its part to combat extremism, or; C) track and monitor employees advocating for "Fight for $15" source: vice.com \| share:	51
		TikTok didn't remove a lot of videos in the last half of 2020 source: axios.com \| share:	5
		Dear Abby, My 9 year old nephew found his dad's vintage porn collection and was forced to spend the next three hours looking at the entire collection to make him disgusted with porn. Can something possibly go wrong? source: nj.com \| share:	36

Tue February 23, 2021
		The latest derp from the Q crowd is that the snow in Texas is fake and is the work of Bill Gates who wants to force the country to accept his radical climate change agenda source: nypost.com \| share:	124
		In a shocking twist, the U.S. Air Force reveals the "F" in "F-35 stealth fighter" stood for "fail" all along source: airforcemag.com \| share:	210
		Republicans support $10/hour minimum wage, but only if legal status is enforced. Of course this doesn't affect ag workers since they are all off the books anyway source: yahoo.com \| share:	83

Mon February 22, 2021
		"Cadbury's is hoping to cause a controversy," says group trying to force a Cadbury's controversy. Group spokesman most likely is no stranger to having creme egg all over his face source: delish.com \| share:	27

Sun February 21, 2021
		That time in 1980 when Star Wars and the Muppets joined forces to salute their future Disney overlords source: sfgate.com \| share:	9

Fri February 19, 2021
		Paratrooper failed to stick the landing source: azfamily.com \| share:	21
		It's the "go home" show before Sunday's Elimination Chamber: Cesaro, Daniel Bryan & K.O. vs Jey, Sami & Corbin. Will Bianca & Sasha force Reginald to pick them a good wine to watch this with? What is Kalisto doing? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on FOX source: wwe.com \| share:	125
		In a new defense, dozens of Capitol rioters say law enforcement 'let us in' to building, especially the ones they beat the crap out of as they barged in source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	42
		Six Capitol Police officers suspended, 29 more under investigation for aiding and abetting the terrorists during the Capitol insurrection source: cnn.com \| share:	166

Wed February 17, 2021
		Air Force asks The Crowd to suggest name for first F-35 Lightning II fighter squadron. Surprisingly the result was not Buzz McLightyear source: military.com \| share:	28
		If you had the CEO of Kum & Go as the driving force behind normalizing mental health treatment, claim your prize source: axios.com \| share:	6

Tue February 16, 2021
		Man subdued by law enforcement officers on flight from Atlanta to Boston after attempting to open cabin door mid-flight. No word whether or not he saw a creature walking on the wings and pulling up the engine cowlings source: wcvb.com \| share:	32
		Air Force One spotted at Mar-A-Lago source: msn.com \| share:	101

Mon February 15, 2021
		If you are going to break lockdown to see a mockingbird you should avoid posting pictures online source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	15
		Hoosier doctors may be forced to tell women abortions can be 'reversed'. That is in addition to the 22 other "informed consent" items state lawmakers have mandated women be told prior to obtaining an abortion source: nwitimes.com \| share:	84
		🛸👽⭐SPACE🇺🇸FORCE⭐👽🛸 is safe from the scrap heap. A deal with Mexico and Canada is still valid. Everything else has gotta go source: thehill.com \| share:	62

Sun February 14, 2021
		The CIA can reject a public records request seeking information on U.S. payments to Syrian rebel forces because a tweet from former President Trump didn't officially acknowledge such records exist source: courthousenews.com \| share:	25
		"The massive GOP betrayal of our democracy requires a forceful Democratic response" source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	130

Sat February 13, 2021
		Can your employer force you to get the Covid vaccine? source: metro.co.uk \| share:	34

Fri February 12, 2021
		Coke testing out new paper bottle in order to force people to drink fas....er, save the environment. Yeah, that's the ticket source: bbc.com \| share:	59
		White Evangelicals believe a bunch of made up stories about how a perfect man will save the world from the unseen forces of evil. They also believe in Jesus source: newsweek.com \| share:	88
		Offensive Coordinator Tommy Tuberville (R-iot) allegedly told Coach Trump that the defense had forced his own QB to scramble out of the pocket during rare Redneck Blitz maneuver in January 6th game source: al.com \| share:	29
		Police fail to appreciate redesign of their logo by local TV station that reads "coffee, corruption, donuts" source: inquirer.com \| share:	76

Thu February 11, 2021
		Angry Lindsey Graham says Capitol attackers should have been met with deadly force source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	82
		Senator Graham (I - Do Declare) says Senate is more likely to acquit because - C) The Capitol Police should have mowed down all the protestors. Do you kiss your Trump's ass with that same mouth, Lindsey? source: washingtontimes.com \| share:	82

Wed February 10, 2021
		US aircraft carrier groups show their force in disputed South China Sea as President Biden says its strong arm diplomacy is back source: 9news.com.au \| share:	65
		Ukraine releases transcript of "shock call" with Trump enforcer Rudy Giuliani source: time.com \| share:	83

Tue February 09, 2021
		Beans on your Weetabix? That's criminal source: manchestereveningnews.co.uk \| share:	7
		Capitol police union will hold a vote of no confidence in its leadership. Unclear who will protect who from whom in the event of a contested outcome source: npr.org \| share:	34
(Readers' Digest)		Apparently putting TP on a public toilet doesn't actually create a perfectly hermetically sealed anti-germ forcefield. Hold on, though. If you have a purse full of those blue masks, will they work? Asking because I can only hover so long in here source: readersdigest.ca \| share:	9
		Happy 78th to Joe Pesci, who doubtlessly has been forced to use the drive-thru more often source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	25
		If you learned relativity with 'relativistic mass' as part of it, you're going to want to fix that source: forbes.com \| share:	23
		Under Darcy's grip, Britain battered by SIX inches of snow. 'Beast from the East II' blizzards and 50mph gales force vaccine centres to shut and turn roads into 'lethal' ice rinks source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	61
		Police warn homeowner that an armed fugitive is in the area. Homeowner gets his own gun for protection. Police then surround the homeowner's property, kill him when he matches the description for the criminal and doesn't drop his weapon in time source: idahostatejournal.com \| share:	116

Mon February 08, 2021
		Space games are great fun. You can explore the universe, meet other players, fly a cool ship, get kidnapped and put to forced labor, see neat planets- wait a minute source: polygon.com \| share:	44
		On this day in history, in 1862, Union forces won one of the first major victories of the Civil War in the battle of Roanoke Island, as Confederate forces disappeared leaving only the mysterious word CROATOAN source: history.com \| share:	29
		In case you didn't notice, the Space Force flag was flying at the Super Bowl last night during the national anthem source: deadspin.com \| share:	23
		The wildest game of chess between two human grandmasters that you or anyone else will see all year. It's Dubov vs. Nepo (2021). Bonus: One of them with seconds on the clock missed a forced mate that even the so-so subby could find. Can you? source: youtube.com \| share:	15

Sun February 07, 2021
		Conventional defences are no match for ransomware attacks that cause millions of dollars damage. AI powered reinforcement learning may be a cheap answer source: techxplore.com \| share:	19

Sat February 06, 2021
		Swedish nurse "wins" contest to be locked inside a lighthouse, forced to watch 60 indy movies for a film festival. No word if accommodations include 2 smart-mouth robots, guy named Joel source: mashable.com \| share:	64
		Lawyer who has amassed the world's largest Spider-Man memorabilia collection forced to put it up for sale as he has terminal cancer and wants to provide for his family source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	33
		Millionaire French toasted, forced to tear down his illegal $70M custom-built chateau in Provence, France because he didn't have the right permits source: nypost.com \| share:	60

Fri February 05, 2021
		UK announces bars will reopen with their intended purpose and not require pretense source: metro.co.uk \| share:	15
		Now that white people are being charged under it for their actions during the insurrection, people are suddenly deciding that the "Civil Obedience Act" of 1968 was a racist law designed to let cops lock up black people, so it shouldn't be enforced source: politico.com \| share:	50
		Biden Administration gives 'full support' of Trump's kooked-up Space Force. Yeppers, it's here to stay source: defensenews.com \| share:	156

Thu February 04, 2021
		Game over, man. Game over (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	76
(Some Guy)		The expected pandemic baby boom failed to materialise in Europe. It might be explained by the explosion in sex toy sales as many are forced to go it alone and others find a replacement for the stick up their butt source: today.rtl.lu \| share:	29
		Last week Merck said its covid vaccine didn't work. Today the CEO steps down. That's some serious side effects source: cnbc.com \| share:	3
		Can someone please come up with a better name? source: politico.com \| share:	145

Wed February 03, 2021
		Asking the White House Press Secretary about "space force" while America has to deal with a pandemic, the aftermath of an attempted coup, and a second impeachment deserves no response. It deserves action: replace Josh Wingrove with a real journalist source: forbes.com \| share:	64
		Meet Air Force Captain Sarah Kociuba, who will be spending several million dollars of taxpayer money to fly a squadron of bombers over some football game this weekend source: fox5atlanta.com \| share:	142
		Video captures 1977 Star Wars experience. The force was strong with them back then source: nerdist.com \| share:	39
		Jen Psaki invites Space Force to a briefing source: twitter.com \| share:	221

Tue February 02, 2021
		Washington D.C. now using Capitol Building fence as excuse to demand statehood, says they can't enact new laws that they can't enforce anyway source: apnews.com \| share:	64
		Darth Jar Jar is the true phantom menace source: geeksaresexy.net \| share:	33
		Biden likely to neuter Space Force source: breakingdefense.com \| share:	32
		Virgin Galactic sets a date for its next failure source: krqe.com \| share:	3

Mon February 01, 2021
		Kindergartner declares "I'm on break" during Zoomschool and forces mom to play Daddy Yankee video on YouTube and dance. Article is first-person so you know the real problem is Daddy Yankee and YouTube source: thecut.com \| share:	59

Sun January 31, 2021
		Oh yeah, GameStop is still that company that pays their employees a non-livable wage with no benefits and forces them not to take breaks source: orlandosentinel.com \| share:	61
		George Clooney forced to explain to a disbelieving press that he's really just a normal parent and not some Hollywood idiot using children as a means to get even more attention source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	27

Sat January 30, 2021
		Trump's accusers have no chance of prevailing against his elite legal strike force of five superstar attorneys, all of wh- puts hand to earpiece - as I was saying, his elite legal team of two superstar attorneys, both of whom are undefeated [Update: even more have left] source: cnn.com \| share:	268

Fri January 29, 2021
		Everyone does it at the Leaning Tower of Pisa, but the power of forced perspective is worldwide source: boredpanda.com \| share:	27
		Minnesota breweries forced to dump beer due to closed taprooms and restrictive off-sale laws. Won't someone please think of the beer? source: startribune.com \| share:	41
		US Air Force is well on its way to creating terminator force that can regenerate itself with technology that may heal wounds more than five times faster than the human body source: 9news.com.au \| share:	48
		Air Force is planning a 'first-of-its kind' flyover before Super Bowl LV, promises to deliver something exciting called "snake and nape" to delight the crowd source: fox13news.com \| share:	15

Thu January 28, 2021
		US Air Force wants to give B-52 crews a curtain so they can drop bombs in private source: military.com \| share:	57
		"My kids attend school in a large district with a powerful teachers union. They've been remote learning all year, and I've heard it could stay that way as teachers don't want to go into the classroom even with a vaccine. How can we force them back?" source: slate.com \| share:	20
		The truth is that Mitch McConnell was actually done with Trump and ready to impeach him. It's the rest of the party, though, that still hasn't lost that lovin' feeling and would likely turn on him if tries to force the issue. Fark needs a coward tag source: nytimes.com \| share:	74
		And here's US Rep and crazy person Marjorie Taylor-Greene charging through the halls of Congress in 2018 trying to find Reps Ilhan Omar and Rashida Talib to force them to retake their oaths of office on Bible because she thinks that's "the law" source: twitter.com \| share:	294

Wed January 27, 2021
		That injunction against Biden's deportation pause? Yeah, it's basically unintelligible, completely unenforceable, and, biggest surprise of all, was written by one of the intellectual heavyweights Trump himself appointed source: slate.com \| share:	59

Tue January 26, 2021
		Did you catch this easter egg in The Last Jedi, or had you already given up all hope by the time this scene was on screen? source: gamesradar.com \| share:	45
		These are DEFINITELY the droids you're looking for source: starwarsnewsnet.com \| share:	29
		"Dear Stoya, My husband and I used to enjoy tentacle porn, but now he's decided we should no longer indulge in any hentai given the medium's predisposition toward forced sex. Wat do?" source: slate.com \| share:	55

Mon January 25, 2021
		Can Mahomes go to eight more Super Bowls? source: cbssports.com \| share:	40
		Moderates kind of vow to 'be a force,' for the most part - OK, at times- under Biden source: thehill.com \| share:	45
		Navy SEAL sentenced for Green Beret's death. Man, that's gonna be awkward at this year's Special Forces picnic and volleyball tournament source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	60
		As the Senate impeachment trial looms, GOP Senators, initially outraged at a sitting President using the office to forcefully overturn a free and fair election, and incited a mob to storm the Capitol, now say "We good with that, no need to convict" source: wfaa.com \| share:	78
		Two women arrested for impersonating law enforcement, livestreaming fake traffic stop and you've already guessed the state source: wfla.com \| share:	42

Sun January 24, 2021
		Women in the Air Force are now allowed to bang source: taskandpurpose.com \| share:	121

Sat January 23, 2021
		"I can confirm for you here: the president has not spent a moment thinking about the color scheme of Air Force One" source: thehill.com \| share:	131

Fri January 22, 2021
		UK police achieve full "Wots all this, then" at lockdown-flaunting wedding of 400 people source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	26
		"What Biden Should Do With the Space Force." Besides laugh? source: slate.com \| share:	112

Thu January 21, 2021
		Let's talk 14th Amendment, Section 3 and how the authors screwed us once again by leaving out one slightly important detail - how to enforce it source: lawfareblog.com \| share:	41
		Stolen ancient coins returned after thief confesses to priest, no doubt after having been forced to by the party's ranger and paladin source: aljazeera.com \| share:	23
(Some Jammer)		Now that they've beaten Ticketmaster, Pearl Jam forces tribute band to change their name to something a little more appropritate source: 97x.com \| share:	54
		How can martial artists get hit in the crotch without being hurt? Asking for a friend source: mentalfloss.com \| share:	30

Wed January 20, 2021
		Scientists finally know how butterflies fly. It's all about the clap, baby source: itv.com \| share:	11
		Let's check in on Qdiots forced to deal with their cognitive dissonance...oh, dear source: twitter.com \| share:	140

Tue January 19, 2021
		Included in those arrested in the wake of the Capitol riot are "people affiliated with The Three Percenters, The Oath Keepers, Proud Boys, Texas Freedom Force, and other self-described Nazis and white supremacists". So, Antifa agents all the way down source: npr.org \| share:	143

Mon January 18, 2021
		Pokémon Go fans slam police harder than a Snorlax Hyper Beam blast for warning it doesn't count as exercise in lockdown (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	42
		Reporters record exclusive Wuhan video showing censorship, lack of control at start of pandemic, are forced to smuggle it out to avoid Chinese government censorship or having it bought by Martin Shkreli source: aljazeera.com \| share:	28
(Some Guy)		This just in: If you don't force sleep-deprived teens to sit in tiny desks in crowded, stifling hot rooms all day, subject them to bullies and psychotic teachers and insane rules, punish creativity and reward mediocrity? For some it makes things better source: psychnewsdaily.com \| share:	74

Sun January 17, 2021
		Twitter continues to enforce its rules, leaving everyone to wonder why they chose not to for years source: thehill.com \| share:	64
		You wanna know how QAnon cultists know the world is run by child traffickers in positions of power? Go on, guess source: reuters.com \| share:	72

Sat January 16, 2021
		As God is my witness, I thought TRXes could fly source: thedrive.com \| share:	54
		Sinclair stations force networks to air patently untrue Antifa segment source: mediamatters.org \| share:	97

Fri January 15, 2021
		Secret service will be wasting a lot of time going through 20,000 National Guardsmen's Facebook pages and porn alts over the next two weeks source: theweek.co.uk \| share:	47
		"Small unit tactics" trained to US military and law enforcement was used to coordinate the storm of the Capitol, indicating former and present members of the army and police forces were involved. CIA-trained Al-Qaeda nods approvingly source: cbsnews.com \| share:	87
(Some Guy)		Definitely better received than Awesome Possum it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Star Wars Battlefront II Celebration Edition free at Epic this week. What have you been playing this week? Side note: really frustrating/annoying levels in games? source: epicgames.com \| share:	149

Thu January 14, 2021
		Missouri state GOP votes down CDC masking guidelines, is forced to shut down the state capitol only days later due to massive Covid-19 outbreak source: stltoday.com \| share:	52
		For anyone that still wants to F*ck Around and Find Out, the 20,000 armed National Guard in D.C. have received full authorization to use lethal force source: militarytimes.com \| share:	240
		The US Attorney's Sedition Task Force is focusing on finding those "patriots" who seemed just a tad too well-trained source: threadreaderapp.com \| share:	131
		A judge told Portland PD to knock it off with the excessive force. Portland PD does not, in fact, knock it off. The judge says firing the cop at fault would be "overly punitive", and the city thinks 2 hours of training will fix it. Consequences? Feh source: courthousenews.com \| share:	21
		Maybe his new restaurant can force a trade out of Houston as well source: uproxx.com \| share:	8
		Infections are leveling off in some areas of the UK. At this point that's like telling patients their blood loss is slowing because they've already almost bled out source: bbc.com \| share:	2
		They've completely lost their farking minds... now apparently Space Force is going to cut Biden's inauguration feed and the mass arrests will then begin source: twitter.com \| share:	297
		"'Almost nothing is protected as much as it could be. So why do we need a backdoor for law enforcement when the protections that these (smart) phones actually offer are so bad?'" source: wired.com \| share:	6
		If you're a store owner, it's one thing to enact a no-mask policy in your business. It's another thing to enforce it by gunpoint source: azfamily.com \| share:	76

Wed January 13, 2021
		In November 2016 a militia "mobilized in the woods here last weekend to fire weapons and train for the day when, they believe, they will be forced to defend what they call 'our way of life.' " And here we are source: nytimes.com \| share:	22
		The UK's Covid strain forces Angela Merkel to lock Germany down until April source: metro.co.uk \| share:	26
		For no particular reason I just remembered that Bill Clinton's Secret Service agents were forced to testify to a grand jury investigating him in 1998 source: twitter.com \| share:	29
		Lawyers for MAGA Fan Who Stole Pelosi's Lectern Claim Client Is Actually 'Pro-Law Enforcement,' Was Looting Capitol to 'Witness History'. Oh, well then, all is forgiven. Please accept our apologies for any inconvenience endured. Have a nice day, Sir source: mediaite.com \| share:	141

Tue January 12, 2021
		Twenty-three people have been charged by RCMP for preventing lobsters from finding their forever homes source: cbc.ca \| share:	17
		Needed: Milk cartons one million light-years tall source: the-sun.com \| share:	12
		[insert your own joke here] Subby's attempt: either Gym Jordan is a wee little fella, or the Fox News cameraman picked a strange time to pay homage to Lord of the Rings' forced perspective shots source: twitter.com \| share:	73

Mon January 11, 2021
		Dutch officials seize ham sandwiches from entering Brits in the name of Brexit. That's a lot of baloney source: theguardian.com \| share:	48
		Co-founder of Megaforce records Marsha Zazula, passes away at age 68. Without which there would be no Metallica, Anthrax, Testament, Overkill, King's X, Stormtroopers Of Death, and many more. \m/-.-\m/ source: loudersound.com \| share:	36
		Utah's crazy liquor laws mean that Utahns will once again be forced to enter a drawing and pay an insane 88% markup for the few dozen bottles of Pappy van Winkle allocated to the state, unlike the 1000% markup in other places source: sltrib.com \| share:	9
		Woman calls cops because of pota-toes sticking out of the ground source: theregister.com \| share:	33
		AT&T took a pledge with the FCC not to enforce data caps on their "unlimited" plans during the pandemic. But now that we're down to about 300,000 new cases and 4,000 deaths per day, the pandemic is clearly over, so the caps are back source: techdirt.com \| share:	100

Sun January 10, 2021
		Anyone consider it strange that there has not been a single press briefing by any federal agency, or law enforcement official since the Capitol Riots? source: twitter.com \| share:	128
		FDNY confirms that its forces are the same that burn capitols source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	325
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