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Sat June 19, 2021
(247 Sports)
 
 
 
The Washington Football Team asked the US Patent Office to approve "Washington Football Team". The Patent Office: "how about no? How does that hit your ears?"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's a Saturday of football superpowers at Euro 2020. First, Hungary tries to look respectable against France at 9 AM ET. Then Portugal takes on Germany at Noon and Spain hosts Poland at 3 PM
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Fri June 18, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
More footage released of another tourist visiting the Capitol on January 6th
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
From the human perspective, this is whale watching. This whale, however, clearly wanted a closer look
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Officer on leave after running over shooting victim laying in street. But even though there is dashcam footage they are using the "just because the camera is on, doesn't mean it's what the officer saw" defense
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"I am coming to you live from a Brandon, Mississippi Waffle House. I, a total loser, came in last place in my fantasy football league. As punishment, I spend 24 hours in a Waffle House. Every waffle I eat shaves an hour off the clock"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Failing footway foments falling Ferrari
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Thu June 17, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lucy pulls the football again
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Lonely, only Scotland foottie fan has death wish in England's most patriotic housing estate proudly waves Scots flag even though she's outnumbered by 500 English flags
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Thursday at Euro 2020; Ukraine tries to not be weak vs North Macedonia, Denmark looks to bounce back from losing their leader when they meet Belgium, and Netherlands hosts Austria. The footy begins at 9am ET
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Wed June 16, 2021
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
2022 Ford Maverick XL - new pickup with a 4.5-foot bed. Is there a market share for this?
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(Durango Herald)
 
 
 
RV driver doesn't like being under a bridge down by the river. Decides wide open vistas and lonely mountaintop via unimproved road is perfect, until he finds a 400-foot drop under two of his wheels
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Tue June 15, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
IT'S HAPPENING: new trailer for Breath of the Wild 2. With gameplay footage
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(Some Feefer)
 
 
 
Fotoshop this flamboyant football
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
I wish my armpits and nether regions smelled like Fritos. I think that might be helpful, but here I am trying to do something about them using products like Old Spice or Axe
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Amazing hi-res footage (at 2,252 frames per second) of Orioles P Mickey Jannis' knuckleball
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(Tri-State Homepage)
 
 
 
Not .... Winning
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"A group of former Michigan football players, athletes and students who say they were sexually abused by the late doctor Robert Anderson plan to make their voices heard on Wednesday, demanding the school's Board of Regents take immediate action.'"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Lightning hits car on I-75 leaving 7-foot mark on pavement. No word on what kind of skid marks the driver left
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Mon June 14, 2021
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
You steal my catalytic converter, I kill you and drag your body behind my truck
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(UPI)
 
 
 
STOP.... Hammer toe
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Czech Republic star footballer kicks a wonder goal from 50 yards during match against Scotland, sends goalie into the nets, Scots into disbelief
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Sun June 13, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After a scary Saturday at Euro 2020, let's hope day 3 is just about the football. England starts on the road to their inevitable collapse by facing Croatia at 9:00 AM ET, followed by Austria vs debutants North Macedonia, then the Dutch meet Ukraine
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Sat June 12, 2021
(AL.com)
 
 
 
You have the lowest vaccination rate in the country. Alabama: "Ho, hum." It could cause a cancellation of football. Alabama: "Get the shot"
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(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
For the majority of human history, everyone stood on relatively equal footing. We had leaders but no elite. Elders but no rulers. Here's how we screwed the pooch
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Fri June 11, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Medieval fashion for pointy shoes linked to rise in bunions. The more you know
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Zack Snyder to make new series based around Norse mythology. Well at least the source material is supposed to be grim and dark where everyone dies in the end
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Are you ready for a 12-team college football playoff?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Bored with just peeling trucks, 11-foot-8 features a new type of victim
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Thu June 10, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida Man uses podcast to interview guy who ate his own foot. Asks, "what was that like?"
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Wed June 09, 2021
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
Article actually uses "half the size of a Canadian Football League field" as a measurement reference. Oh yeah, a gender reveal stunt goes wrong
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Active shooter at Lackland Air Force Base, Texas. Situation evolving. UPDATE: Lockdown lifted, investigation underway
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Chip shortage has caused GM to remove a "feature" from some of their vehicles that actually made them worse
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Tue June 08, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Footage of Mo Brooks' wife getting served with Swalwell's lawsuit. Popcorn. Pop me some
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Mon June 07, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Feds say LAX baggage handlers recreated "3 Kings" without the drawn out Iraq subplot, exploding Nerf footballs, & still never got their Lexus convertibles, neither
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
25 years of footage shows the many seasons around Uranus
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ukraine tell Russia to Crimea river over their new Euro 2020 football kits
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Sun June 06, 2021
(The Root)
 
 
 
Can't release bodycam footage if there wasn't any to begin with. Taps forehead guy really getting tired of this
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Fri June 04, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Polite Canadians currently recycle only 9% of their plastic waste. In Ontario, plastic producers will soon have to foot the entire recycling bill instead of splitting it with taxpayers. So, good news, right? Sorry, no
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Aristocrats brought a German Shepherd to the insurrection. Because why leave the dog out? That would be wrong. That would be very wrong
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Thu June 03, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Johnny Football "never took a dollar" before winning Heisman Trophy. Well, I guess his rep is pristine again
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
U of Arizona announces home football games in 2021 will have 100% stadium capacity, on-campus tailgating. Fans' only risks expected to be attempting to watch Wildcat football while sober, betting to cover the -63
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Wed June 02, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Here's why you always say "rabbit rabbit" on the first day of each month. Oh, you don't say "rabbit rabbit" on the first day of each month? Well, here's why you should according to superstitious hundred year-old nonsense. Also it's June 2nd too late
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I'm 21 and live in a 72-square-foot NYC apartment that costs $1,345 a month. Here's what a day in my life looks like"
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Mon May 31, 2021
(WALB Albany)
 
 
 
"This is not a model kit that you just snap together. No one's ever built a 62-foot steel chicken before"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
♫ I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it Ya like to ("Move it") ♫
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Sat May 29, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
I'm here I'll squeak, try the veal
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Fri May 28, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Want to walk farther you lazy shiat? Course you do
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(HiConsumption)
 
 
 
Nike collaborates with US Postal Service on mail-inspired Air Force 1s, obviously for all those letter carriers in need of lightning-quick footwear
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Thu May 27, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
An Oklahoma lawmaker has announced a Bigfoot Bounty of $3 Million. This should end well
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
While you nervously navigate the nuances of staying employed throughout the pandemic, a 5-year-old opened her own treat shop in Kentucky
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Tens of thousands of people flee Goma after evacuation order, as apparently no one played Super Mario Bros and know to just jump on its head
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Real billionaire Jeff Bezos just bought the rights to all the backstage footage and outtakes from The Apprentice
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Wed May 26, 2021
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Yes, Mr. defense attorney weasel, the Capitol insurrection was *just like* a college football game where excited fans pour onto the field... and literally build a gallows to murder the players
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
OW my Balls, LA Lakers style
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Local can opener bridge scores another victim. Your move, 11 foot 8 plus 8
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Mon May 24, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
North Carolina appeals court: Please proceed with the demolition of the 75-foot-tall Confederate monument located in downtown Asheville
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
I believe that government is a corrupt conspiracy trampling on the rights of Free and Sovereign citizens...which is why you should put me in charge of it
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Big Foot actually exists, he's just hanging out down in Australia as a Yowie
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Sat May 22, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
20-year-old Red Cross worker opens her arms to an exhausted Senegalese migrant. So of course she's getting hate online from MAGA types around the world
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
I see a little graphic novel of a man SCARAMOUCHE SCARAMOUCHE WILL IT DO THE MAN JUSTICE?
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Ancient footprints of playing caveman children preserved for 16,500 years. No word on if they liked to play games like footrock or mate toss
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Star football players skipping senior season of college to prepare for NFL. New hotness: star football player skipping senior season of HIGH SCHOOL to prepare for college
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Fri May 21, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Patrick Mahomes wants to vaccinate footballs
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Who would have guessed a NFL football team would have a culture of violence in the workplace?
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Thu May 20, 2021
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Touchdown reported at FedEx Field. Authorities immediately rule out Washington Football Team
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
You know that amazing new footage of those pyramid-shaped extraterrestrial UFOs? You might want to sit down for this... but it's a streetlight
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Don't know the difference between a Dodge Charger and a Dodge Challenger? Have trouble distinguishing grey from black? You just might murder the wrong person
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Wed May 19, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The One With Actual Footage From the Reunion
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Nothing compares to Sinead O'Connor
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Tue May 18, 2021
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Tsunami tower in Tokeland could become model for nation, allowing residents to get high in emergencies
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Among the things held dear in Texas are America, Family, Football, Cricket, Oil... wait, go back one
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Mon May 17, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lego's latest set will snap $70 out of existence
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Fri May 14, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Columbian football players call for games to be postponed until tear gas clears
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
"For those counting at home, that was two minutes, four points, one rebound, two technicals, and an ejection"
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Thu May 13, 2021
(KXII Texoma)
 
 
 
12-year-old trapped in quicksand while fishing. Hey, remember when we thought quicksand would be a bigger problem than it actually is?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Evolving ankles and feet were the bee's knees for mammals
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Evolving ankles and feet were the bee's knees for mammals
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Wed May 12, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
A New Zealand One Shoes employee stands accused of taking covert photos of his customers and co-workers before committing sexual acts with their footwear. Will be hoofing his way to jail
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Stealing a 300 pound sacred work of art? Most thieves wouldn't touch that with an 11 foot pole
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
'I want it to be disgustingly Canadian' - maple syrup foot fetish porn? Nope, videogame playing as a raccoon roaming around Toronto
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
CBP officials destroy cow dung 'cakes' left behind at airport: 'That is not a typo'
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Nothing is more exciting than the announcement of the date and time football teams will play each other
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Tue May 11, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Poor Tom Brady, says he's "fearful" of life after football. I don't know, maybe he can drown his sorrows in his millions of dollars and supermodel wife
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Hideous footballfish found washed up on California beach has the Internets freaked out
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Further proof that the entire family was the result of some sort of "Boys From Brazil"-type cloning experiment: Arch Manning, nephew of Eli and Peyton, and grandson of Archie, a 6-foot-4, 200-pound HS sophomore QB, already has D-I scholarship offers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Elon taps the brakes on expanding his Chinese factory footprint
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
171-foot blooper to the shortstop turns into a triple for Cedric Mullins
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Mon May 10, 2021
(NY1)
 
 
 
Passengers will soon be able to get vaccinated on the NYC subway as long as they remember to keep their Six. Six. Six foot long, social distance
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I think we need a bigger boat: The weapons seizure so big it covered the rear deck of a 567-foot US warship
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
Rutgers University: Due to Covid we can not have a live commencement at the football stadium. Also Rutgers: come see spring football live at the football stadium next week
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
If you're going to crash a funeral by running the procession off the road, at least be polite and bring firearms and heroin to the reception
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(The American Conservative)
 
 
 
Why should barefoot and pregnant only apply to married adults?
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(Golf Channel)
 
 
 
In light of the success of football's Super League, golfers want to create one for themselves
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(Electrek)
 
 
 
The typical Tesla owner has a Master's degree and earns $143,000 a year. Not this guy
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Thu May 06, 2021
(KOB4)
 
 
 
There will be no getting footloose in here
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Wed May 05, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
The big beast of Somerset England, the size of an "Alsatian," filmed in what might be clearest-ever footage of a big cat EVER (with blurry images and video)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
There is something afoot at the Circle K: a $5.99/mo "subscription plan" that gets you one free fountain soda, slushie, tea or coffee every day. Future plans include teaming up with drug companies to offer a discount on insulin supplies too
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Too early for an NFL Power rankings story? What? Are you nuts? Football season is just FOUR months away
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Tue May 04, 2021
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Lazy crook tries to snatch purse while driving a Uhaul. Continues with a slow speed police chase and a demolition derby
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mr. P, the 7-foot peacock who shrieks all night, pecks the paint off cars, and poops everywhere now has a New Orleans neighborhood divided
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
What has six legs and is sticky?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Iranian authorities arrest 16, break up mixed-gender party before everyone could get loose, footloose
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(Walla Walla Union-Bulletin)
 
 
 
State of NY says the NRA shot themselves in the foot with their illegitimate bankruptcy filing
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
'Caltrans worker finds severed foot in median of 210 Freeway in San Bernardino' Man, these new congestion pricing tolls are steep
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
'Caltrans worker finds severed foot in median of 210 Freeway in San Bernardino' Man, these new congestion pricing tolls are steep
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
How Lightfoot, Pritzker can fight our other public health crisis: gun violence. No word on whether epic ballads will be involved
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(It's All Marvel)
 
 
 
Marvel Studios releases reel of upcoming films, includes first footage of Eternals
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Sat May 01, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
So let's model what would happen if a 460-foot-wide asteroid barreled toward Central Europe. Oh dear... that's gonna leave a mark
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Fri April 30, 2021
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Protip: if you're going to snatch a woman's purse, a U-Haul is not the best getaway vehicle
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Wed April 28, 2021
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Man finds out that cowboy boots are not fireproof
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
A creepy piece of footage is circulating online showing a massive crab-like 'humanoid' walking down a road. What do you think this creature is?
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Tue April 27, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Now that we've got a tie game, who wants to see some dingers?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Newly released bodycam footage clearly shows Atlanta Police officers....uh -oh...Saving a man from a burning car that crashed in a gas Station parking lot? Nicely done fellas
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
No your honor, I do not think I was breaking any laws when I was arrested for smearing Nutella on my body and running through a football game. You see, free will does not exist and the gods demanded I stop the Browns from winning. At any cost
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
In today's edition of "Strange things are afoot at the Circle K"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Andrew Brown's family has been informed that they will not be permitted to view the body cam footage until police have finished redacting it. Because, you know, that's totally something they should be allowed to do
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Man rescued from 150 foot mine shaft. He's doing OK now, but he was feeling a little... down
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Researchers say there's "little benefit" to the Covid "6-foot rule" especially when wearing masks inside. We are so boned
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Moving the pitcher's mound. Bad idea or worst idea ever?
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Sun April 25, 2021
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
The neighbor's dog found your duffel bag full of meth. Police found your Powerball ticket in the bag. Then they tracked you down by looking at surveillance footage from the exact place and time you bought the ticket
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Sat April 24, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I am (walking) Groot"
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(BroBible)
 
 
 
So there's a record for catching a football dropped from height
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
11foot8+8 eats Penske truck. This is/is not a repeat. "I tell you, the sign and the bridge are working together"
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Fri April 23, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Gold paint face mug shot. New hotness: Cocaine face mug shot
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
'She was just playing'
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Thu April 22, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"5 Ways To Have A 'Failed Supernova' Instead Of A Real One" - Reason 6: "Husband won't shut up about football" curiously missing
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just some footage from an IRGC drone flying over US carriers in the Persian Gulf
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
"Unfortunately, I think the idea of security has basically been an excuse to limit access," Captain Obvious tells Nate Silver's coven, but 538 also discusses the actual sort of election security which the GOP doesn't want to touch with a 39 foot pole
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
ESL might have only lived for two days, but it's caused at least one major football casualty: Ed Woodward is out at ManU
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Birthday parties have changed since subby was a child. We used to have pin-the-tail on the donkey, musical chairs, tag, etc
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Birthday parties have changed since subby was a child. We used to have pin-the-tail on the donkey, musical chairs, tag, etc
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Subway franchise owners have a five .... five ... five foot long list of complaints
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Mon April 19, 2021
(Big Bike)
 
 
 
That time William Shatner tried to ride across the US on a 14 foot long, 500hp Cadillac powered motorcycle
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Discovery of fossilized Neanderthal footprints suggests their kids moved in chaotic patterns, as if dancing or jumping around, loitering and getting underfoot, and annoying the fark out of everyone just like today's children
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for April 19 is 'Chlamys' as in: "In ancient Greece, young men would often don their short cloaks, head to the seafood bar, and say 'Waitress, chlamys'"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Jose Mourinho chalks up another successful run in his ongoing quest to get sacked from every football club in England
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Sun April 18, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Major European clubs reportedly set to release statement on European Super League that would be the "end of football as we know it"...and I don't feel fine
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Because a spring football exhibition is clearly more important than trying to stop the spread of COVID-19, 47,218 idiots show up to watch Alabama in a scrimmage
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Sat April 17, 2021
(YouTube)
 
Boobies
 
Because internet...What happens when a 9 foot tall vampire lady steps on you
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Blue Origin's next mission to be crewed, SpaceX gets FAA permission to build a 479 foot (0.45 Eiffel towers) high launch tower, Norway has a spaceport, SpaceX raises $1.16 billion, and Betty White is sending pledge enforcement vans 🚀
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The girls would turn the color of an avocado when he rolled down the street in his El Dorado. He was only five foot three; girls could not resist his stare. Pablo Picasso would never post in the MSNBC discussion thread for 7PM Eastern
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
A man wearing a mask broke into a home where an old man lives, and demanded money. The old man shot the intruder multiple times, and is now suffering life-threatening injuries. Old man: "I didn't know the suspect was my own grandson"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Monday: Knoxville PD reports they killed a school shooter. Tuesday update: not a school shooter. Wednesday update: unarmed student killed during a "scuffle" after the officer shot himself in the hip. And no, they're not releasing the body cam footage
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Somehow this dog survived a 200-foot drop off a cliff
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(Unite.ai)
 
 
 
AI Can Identify A Person From A Single Footstep
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
New footage shows that 13-year-old Adam Toledo had his hands up when he was fatally shot by a Chicago police officer
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Wed April 14, 2021
(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
Atlantic League to experiment double hook DH and moving the pitching rubber back one foot. Important question: how does a DH hold a bat with two hooks?
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
After being kicked out by his grandmother and threatening to set a woman's house on fire, Florida Man cannot resist the allure of the sirens of the retention pond
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Luka Dončić does some soccer drills before hitting a 35 foot shot, that was angled slightly behind the basket
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(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
What might have been: Recently released footage of Jurassic Park's Sam Neill auditioning for the James Bond role that went to Timothy Dalton
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Missing: Rabbit. Name: Darius. Distinguishing features: He's 4 FOOT 2 INCHES long
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Donald and Melania sleep in separate bedrooms (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat April 10, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Huge 6-foot mountain of rubbish dumped in garden after son "advertises his cottage as illegal tip" (that's British for dump). Neighbors a little upset (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Woman finds 30-foot hole in her back garden. Local council refuses to look into it
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Fri April 09, 2021
(CBS St. Louis)
 
 
 
Rare footage of serial stowaway Marilyn Hartman actually being caught trying to board a plane. Tag is for the hundreds of TSA agents she slipped past prior to this incident
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A rolling Washington Football Team gathers no [Thaddeus] Moss
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
NCAA footage blackout rules cause local broadcaster to resort to MS Paint
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The biggest Dick's ever erected will let you drive your balls and wants to get pounded by the foot. Customers are being told a wordplay department may be coming soon but to hold back for just a bit longer
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Almost news: Attempted home break-in leads to arrest of suspect. News: Suspect found nibbling french fries and doesn't flee the scene. Fark: No body-cam footage released, that really gets my goat
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Rare and creepy eyeballs recently washed ashore on Mustang Island, TX and it's best to stay away from them
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
38 years ago today, David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear. Here's how he did it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ft Lauderdale cop being sued for excessive force after mistaking Star Trek memorabilia for real weapons has previously been investigated for use of force SEVENTY-NINE times....though he's been on the force only 4 years
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Wed April 07, 2021
(MiddleEasy)
 
 
 
Ronda Rousey got all of her MMA wins tattooed on her body; Holly Holm's left foot to her face is tattooed on her soul
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Washington Football Team hires NFL's first Latina to be chief of staff. Please, no risqué double entendres about Daniel Snyder's staff
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia owes subway workers billions of dollars. Man, that's a lot of five dollar foot longs
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The idea of a personal carbon footprint was started by Big Oil to shift responsibility for fighting climate change from corporations to consumers
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Mon April 05, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Onlooker at football match capitalizes on Cristiano Ronaldo's hissy fit, raises $75,000 for 6-month-old boy suffering from spinal muscular atrophy
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(MBL.is)
 
 
 
Watch this drone footage from Mordor...erm, Iceland
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver tackles the debt crisis, calling out John Stossel's reporting, stating "cutting to a footage of a riot can make anything seem more dire than it might actually be" by showing the footage after saying Regé-Jean Page is leaving Bridgerton
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Florida International hires a Texas assistant to head up their football program. Everybody give a warm welcome to Coach Horny
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Head trauma from football, major drug problems, hallucinations, heart palpitations, headaches, suicidal thoughts, attempted suicide, paranoia. US Capitol attacker sounds like a typical American
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Fri April 02, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Notre Dame's rector says "15 or 20 years" is needed for a full restoration. This is not a repeat from every college football season
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(C & G News)
 
 
 
Guy arrested on Home Invasion charge says he strolled into unlocked house to phone a friend for a lift, as one does
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Chiefs beat the Cowboys 14-10 on Thursday Night Footb... er, the Royals beat the Rangers 14-10 on Opening Day
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Thu April 01, 2021
(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA's Europa Clipper passes its design review and the 2024 launch of the 100 foot-wide probe will not be delayed. Fark: That is not an April Fools Day joke
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Proud Boy's lawyer argues the fact his client informed FBI about lizard people, mothman, bigfoot and antifa should buy him leniency in Jan. 6 conspiracy and insurrection
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Tue March 30, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
College football coach believes his former quarterback will be successful at the next level
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
College football coach believes his former quarterback will be successful at the next level
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Tax Dollars at Work: "War Room" to defend oil industry from negative attention attack children's movie about Bigfoot. Claim it portrays the industry negatively because the bad guys plan to bomb for oil. In reality they actually wanted to use a nuke
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Coolest spots to get a COVID shot: Poets' Corner in Westminster Abbey, the foot of Rio's Christ the Redeemer Statue, Swiss tour boats, Aqueduct Racetrack, Yankee Stadium, Indianapolis Motor Speedway, and some random clinic but with Yo-Yo Ma on cello
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Sat March 27, 2021
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
On tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT), Madison Hi Summer School suffers a heat wave, to save money George tells Liz to stop the henna rinses, the Superman story 'Metropolis Football Team Poisoned' concludes and a new story begins
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Fri March 26, 2021
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Man who climbed a 200' foot crane doesn't know how he got there. Police suspect drugs are involved
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Even Al Bundy couldn't save this football team, as their only game this season ended in a 64-0 loss, and shame, and maybe COVID
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Thu March 25, 2021
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Strange things are afoot in the Milky Way
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Mad River Union)
 
 
 
"Hey rocky, watch me pull a rabbit outa the hat"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Abandon hope, all ye fans of the Washington Football Team
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for March 24 is 'quash' as in: "You can backtalk Bigfoot, you can yell at the Yeti, but you never sass Quash"
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(Yahoo)
 
Weeners
 
Pete Davidson's diamond encrusted footlong snares Bridgerton star Phoebe Dynevor
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Police body cam shows Ohio State football player passed out behind the wheel in McDonald's drive thru. Fark: Siren couldn't wake him up so they had to break the window
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Tue March 23, 2021
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Since the whole king thing fell through To man is going back to coaching football
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
One year later, half the street is impassable - just last week, we had a massive, 6-foot-deep hole. To celebrate, I created a replica of the street scene in cake form (w/ pics)
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Mon March 22, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
This drone bringing you footage of Iceland's erupting volcano as it spews boiling lava is the most stunning video you'll see all day
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I'll take "Signs your football team just doesn't give a shiat" for $500, Alex
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Sat March 20, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
There's living in a 200-square-foot apartment so you can spend every cent you have on your audiophile setup...and then there's having your own utility pole installed to own a dedicated source of "pure" electricity for your audiophile setup
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Fri March 19, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
E-Bike creates its own carbon footprint
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(Some Unicorn)
 
 
 
Released footage shows how Minnesota State Patrol used a spy plane to monitor protests
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(WISTV)
 
 
 
You pull the trigger after you get the gun out of the holster
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(WISTV)
 
 
 
You pull the trigger after you get the gun out of the holster
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Wed March 17, 2021
(Food 52)
 
 
 
"The Definitive Guide to Owning a Clawfoot Bathtub". What does this have to do with food? I don't know, and neither does Food52
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Oklahoma governor claims businesses are fleeing to Oklahoma from California. Fleeing Presumably to take advantage of the the top-notch college football talent
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
The most exciting soccer footage Americans will see today
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Tue March 16, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Halfacre to be downgraded to six foot by eight foot after shooting four people
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Football Index, a self-styled virtual stock market of soccer which authorities downgraded to a sports gambling company years ago, has been further downgraded to thieving scumbags
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Mon March 15, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: The Little Old Lady From Pasadena. New hotness: The Lead Foot Man from Florida
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
6-foot social distancing must still be maintained due to COVID-19, except it can be reduced to 3 feet for babysitting
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Fri March 12, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Football ref pees himself on live TV on center circle at start of Brazilian match. Yes this deserves the Arkward tag (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu March 11, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Archive footage shows Tucker Carlson in his most...uncensored
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Wed March 10, 2021
(TSN)
 
 
 
Finally...The Rock... has come back... to the Canadian Football League
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You know how Subway claims "Footlong" is a trademark name, not intended to be an actual measurement? Here's Bentley's new "Flying" car
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
In related story, parents' trips to emergency room for foot injuries up 500%
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Reports of the Tasmanian tiger's survival are greatly exaggerated, so why do we keep seeing them riding Bigfoots(feet)?
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Tue March 09, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Les Miles has been fired as Kansas' head coach football coach due to sexual misconduct allegations from his tenure at LSU. Of course being 3-18 in two seasons at Kansas had absolutely nothing to do with the decision to fire him. Really...honest
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Animation, actors, not-Florida Man, and product renaming are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Feb. 21-27: Spring is Here Edition
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Mon March 08, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Boot replaces Foot at Shoe Zone. Fark needs a nominative determinism tag
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Shoe retailer replaces outgoing Finance Director named Foot with a Mr Boot. No word on whether he takes holidays at Sandals or kills crocs with a stiletto in his spare time
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cutting off your own foot to fool the cops is a pretty baller move
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Sat March 06, 2021
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
On Paul's Memory Bank tonite (8PM ET) - Madison High is fed up with Mr. Conklin's fines for just about anything, Liz & George get handcuffed by the neighbor kid. Clark & Perry are still being held captive and Metropolis' football team is poisoned
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Can you give me a hand over here? How about a foot? I need a thyroid next
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Find Bigfoot in Oklahoma? The bounty for him is over $2.1 million now
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Fri March 05, 2021
(TSN)
 
 
 
Tackled by a heart attack the way he Tackled Hunger supporting Food Banks, former Cowboy, former Argo and CFL football analyst Chris Schultz passes at 61
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Investigation finds LSU football coach Les Miles had 'inappropriate' behavior with female student workers in 2013, but there were no sexual relationships. Uh huh
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Thu March 04, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Washington Football Team replaces cheerleaders with coed dance squad, says they are "looking for attractive people to perform tricks." Isn't that what got them into trouble?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Machine Gun Kelly's drummer beat up, robbed, and hit by a car while fleeing. Now that's gangster
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Amazon is attempting to take over streaming NFL Thursday Night Football
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Wed March 03, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Chris Evans: "When I filmed the first Captain America in 2010, two of my high school buddies, Zach and Jon, were my 'assistants'. Zach got a lot of great footage. Jon was unimpressed"
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Think of corporate merger as Lucy and Charlie Brown as labor. Keeping their jobs is the football
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Alabama says "FARK it, we want a full football stadium this upcoming fall"
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Mon March 01, 2021
(NFL)
 
 
 
Alex Smith posted a 5-1 record as a starter this season, helping lead Washington to an unlikely playoff berth, so of course they will get rid of him
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(Yahoo)
 
Boobies
 
What a wicked cold game you play, to make me feel this way
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Verizon quickly deleted tweet about preserving battery life by switching from 5G to LTE. Subby growls, "So that's what is wrong with this wretched little beast"
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Sun February 28, 2021
(Some Bigfooted Guy)
 
 
 
Always be on the lookout for Bigfoot
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Sat February 27, 2021
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Working tonight, so Paul's Memory Bank (8PM ET) will be a repeat of last week's show. You'll have to wait another week to hear about Dr Roebling's Voice Machine or Metropolis' football team being poisoned
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Fri February 26, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Lightfoot looking to puni$h lead feet
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Something strange is afoot in Australia
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Tower, pilot request clearance to land at Lake Winnipesaukee. Pilot, can you spell Winnipesaukee? Uh, Tower, pilot requests clearance to land at Lake Erie
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Kevin Bacon wants to know how the Footloose town elders took over New York
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gaga's dog walker shooting and pupnapping security camera footage released. Bois still missing
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
What to do with burnt-out hull of USS Bonhomme Richard, an 844-foot-long Wasp-class amphibious assault ship? Easy, sink her off our coast
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Footage of blue dragons mating reveals how the hermaphrodite creatures kiss before coiling their penises together and mutually fertilizing each other's eggs
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
♫ 33 Swedes on 67-foot diving board ♫ 33 mesmerizing Swedes ♫ If one of those Swedes should happen to fall ♫ 32 Swedes on a 67-foot diving board ♫
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Tue February 23, 2021
(WTF WFT)
 
 
 
Washington Football Team won't pick new name until 2022, but they created website to chronicle 'The Decision.' Maybe they will have TV special, too
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Im done with football as a Titan... No further comments"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Gordon Lightfoot reportedly looking for a rhyme for "seagull" and getting the terms "Inner Mooring Basin" and "dewatering process" in to a song
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Mon February 22, 2021
(Jackson Hole News and Guide)
 
 
 
Do you like moose? Do you have some time the morning of March 6 to get out and count them?
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(DW)
 
 
 
Black Forest Rambo gets three years along with cool nickname
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Sun February 21, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Newly released drone footage and commentary of the 2018 lava flow that erased the Hawaiian town of Kapoho
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Sat February 20, 2021
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Britains very dapper 103-year-old Tom Jones will follow in Captain Sir Tom Moore's footsteps to raise money for charities. Of course he'll be wearing a tuxedo and sipping a cocktail while walking the gardens of his care home
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Fri February 19, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Scientists announce first clone of US endangered species, an ugly-ass black-footed ferret (w/pics)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gas Pedal Gaetz injects himself into the Zodiac Killer's problem. Promptly puts his foot in his mouth
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
Bigfoot charged with arson after admitting it to Baba Booey. If you don't know what I'm talking about be grateful
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