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Mon May 25, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sit down and don't pass out for this trippy video of the day: Cool timelapse footage shows the Milky Way "spinning in the clear sky as the lake below reflects the shining stars in its still waters." DUDE
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Man taken to hospital after chase treated for injuries suffered: a) During crash where he flipped a minivan; b) During his interaction with police as they caught up to him or c) While fleeing the crash as he ran right into a barbed wire fence
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wait, that's an option when you're getting robbed?
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Injured turkey gets wheelchair. No word on status of gravy, dressing
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Girl decides to peek over the short edge of a 400-foot cliff, is pulled to safety before chaos ensues
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Sun May 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
University of Michigan president says if students aren't back on campus in the fall, there will be no football
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Schalke host Augsburg at 7:30 AM ET, followed by Leipzig at Mainz at 9:30 AM, and Köln hosting Dusseldorf at Noon. It's a Sunday triple header of football. This is your Bundesliga Discussion Thread
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
At 9:30 AM ET, it's Freiburg vs Werder Bremen, Paderborn vs Hoffenheim, M'Gladbach vs Leverkusen, and Wolfsburg vs Dortmund. At 12:30, Bayern host Eintract Frankfurt. It's your Saturday Bundeliga football Discussion Thread
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"I need your boots, your motorcycle, and your...amusing plastic frog?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"I need your boots, your motorcycle, and your...amusing plastic frog?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Foot Locker smells like your feet
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Nick Saban says to wear a damn mask if you want to have football in the fall
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Thu May 21, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Well, how would you like to coach Tom Brady? "Try throwing a little more off your back foot, and your balls could have more zip if you follow-through with your shoulder"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Sheltering With My Boyfriend and No Booze." Sometimes we create our own hells
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Copperhead viper not a fan of teenager's dancing routine
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
733 square foot house and a $500 electric bill - sounds reasonable - for balls to the walls halides and sodiums
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Tue May 19, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Don't EVER accuse Irish football fans of being Irish in these coronavirus times
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ryan Seacrest continuing to follow in Dick Clark's footsteps
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
University of South Carolina to end face to face classroom instruction again after Thanksgiving. What a coincidence, that's right after the last home football game
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fitba's going home: Scottish football season ended early, Celtic win 9th title in a row, Hearts broken and relegated
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Köln host Mainz at 9:30 AM ET, followed by Union Berlin hosting league leaders Bayern Munich at Noon ET. Fox Sports has the streams, it's watchable football. This is your Sunday Bundesliga Discussion Thread
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Sat May 16, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dortmund are hosting Schalke at 9:30 AM ET, followed by Eintracht Frankfurt hosting Borussia Monchengladbach at 12:30 PM, both on Fox Sports. It's not the EPL, but it's Saturday football. This is the Bundesliga Discussion Thread
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Sean Payton says Envelopegate unlikely to produce a bounty of results, which may leave some football scandal fans deflated
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(Bemidji Pioneer)
 
 
 
Well that should really help football recruiting - possibly NSFW
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
First sign Australia has defeated coronavirus: footy is back. And real footy too - rugby league - not that pathetic aerial ping pong they play in Melbourne
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pro Football Focus' list of top 101 players from the last decade. Metrics driven data to the left, emotional rants to the right
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fox takes a page out of Vince McMahon's playbook and prepares to pump in cheering for their football broadcasts
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Forget the coronavirus, now is the time to be hunting for Bigfoot. Just wear your mask
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Good Morning America)
 
 
 
Hey, where's my foot?
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(NFL)
 
 
 
NFL to closely monitor restart of football in Europe, unclear why there are so few forward passes
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Foot model attracts foot fetishists. Feets don't fail me now
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Foot model attracts foot fetishists. Feets don't fail me now
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
A gecko's soft hairy toes reorient to help insure premium adhesion to different types of surfaces
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In 1987, the world watched as "Baby Jessica" was rescued from a well. Where is she now? Sting wants to know
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
A Georgia pastor called a rabbit's foot a 'superstition', and encourages you to worship an imaginary sky-king. Let that sink in for a moment
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Sat May 09, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYPD reveals 81% of social distancing arrests have been minorities because NYPD, duh
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Fri May 08, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
For those of you that thought Massachusetts didn't have any Republicans, save the Governor, here's a video with every one of the morons crowded together protesting
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Your kids might be underfoot a bit too much while you're all stuck at home, but at least you don't have it as bad as this mom does (video)
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Thu May 07, 2020
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Vans is giving back to a number of small businesses, tries to make up for its checkered past
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
News: Earl Thomas held at gunpoint. Fark: by his wife. TotalFark: because he was cheating. UltraFark: with his brother
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Wed May 06, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Project Veritas has PROOF CBS used FAKE footage in their Covid-19 video, study it out people
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
With a partnership in the NFL, women's flag football will be a varsity sport in the NAIA
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Rapid City Journal)
 
 
 
"I felt suction behind me and a little bit of movement under my feet. I looked behind me and I was only a foot away." Was it A) Roomba B) shark or C) mine sinkhole
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot is tired of your house party bullshiat
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Sat May 02, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The underboob dress is a thing now? I guess I could take a look (safe for work unless naked hands covering boobs offends you)
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida: Florida man is facing trespassing charges. Dumbass: after security found him camping. Epic: on Walt Disney World's Discovery Island
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
This is your captain speaking, we're about to experience a 150-foot free fall with nothing but a trampoline at the bottom, so fasten your seat belts and prepare for landing
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Fri May 01, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"Get creative to show your support for rent strikes + #CancelRent by dropping banners, putting signs in your windows, & even taking over phonebooths." Wait, there are STILL phonebooths? Like Bill & Ted phonebooths? Strange things are afoot
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Lost among the debate of when sports should restart is that college football has no single governing body, and the SEC and BIG12 aren't going to care about anyone else
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(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
Get 70's Saturday night fever with this tutorial on disco dancing. 80's Footloose foot-sores to follow
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If college football doesn't resume in fall, NFL to take over Saturdays as well
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Football now has it's own R. Kelly
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Wed April 29, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
So what is TCU football coach Gary Patterson doing during his down time? How about writing an album?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio has a few choice words for "the Jewish community", proceeds to put his foot in his mouth again
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Put your foot outside the covers, you're tempting fate. It's science
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(Burro of Silly Walks)
 
 
 
Tea'd off donkey steps on kettle, pays steep price
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
'He played footsie with me under a coffee table in Antarctica'
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Spanish children finally get to venture outdoors for first time in six weeks. "I never thought I would miss school but I really miss it," said that one kid who always reminds the teacher about tonight's homework
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Some Kansan)
 
 
 
Kansas politician claims state has fewer COVID-19 cases because "people have a better immunity out here". Also, fewer brain cells, more foots in mouths
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(WhatCulture)
 
 
 
How can one list be so wrong, may the force be with you figuring out this one
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Thu April 23, 2020
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
LeBron surpasses Kobe, Kobe dies, neither one of them can get better ratings than 20 year old MJ footage
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Drew and Dallan's somewhat daily News Summary livestream probably at 545pm or so. Bringing you what's important (Covid rates in NY), what's not (Tom Brady), and body cam footage of three cops trying to catch an escaped piggy with serious moves
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
Video
 
The two bathroom sinks set at a 90-degree angle are worth the boat tour
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hush Puppies parent Wolverine tops estimates in the wild world of footwear
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Tue April 21, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
She sells sea shells by the sea shore. The shells she sells are surely sea shells I see piling up on the sea shore thanks to coronavirus keeping sea shore tourists away
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Dad asks internet for advice on how to tell son he knows he's gay and is cool with it, receives tons of support. Tag is for everyone: dad, responders, son, boyfriend
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Goth icons Evanescence announce they will soon have more than one song worth listening to, as new album drops April 24. The Bitter Truth, alas, is that the 1990s are over
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Thu April 16, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Are you ready for some college football? Don't hold your breath
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois: When will the shelter-in-place order be lifted? Justin Timberlake meme: It's gonna be MAY. Lori Lightfoot: [Stares in unlikely]
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Doctors in the rural south don't need testing to know that corona's virus is a-coming. They can hear it on the breath of the wind, in the strange silence of the morning whipporwhill, in the awkward splash of the young rascal's foot in the mud puddle
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that
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(The Spun)
 
 
 
Danica Patrick is the most-flexible former NASCAR star of all-time (w/ pics)
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(The Spun)
 
 
 
Danica Patrick is the most-flexible former NASCAR star of all-time (w/ pics)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Little girl expected to interrupt when dad is watching a football game
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Sun April 12, 2020
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Keeping busy in Cornteen? Doing anything cool? Not much. Just built a 10 foot functional robot. How about you?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot, who told city that "getting your roots done is not essential" amid lockdown, defends her decision to end up as a Fark headline
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A runner can leave a 50-foot plume of airborne coronavirus droplets behind him
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Wed April 08, 2020
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
During the coronavirus pandemic, Paul Finebaum has become a voice of reason and a grief counselor college football fans
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Tue April 07, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
And the nation's pastors said, "But each time the coronavirus threatened our paychecks, there were only one set of footprints in the sand." And the Government whispered, "My precious child, those were the times I carried you"
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(NBC 10 New England)
 
 
 
Governor of Rhode Island makes COVID-19 testing free to all RI citizens without doctor's referral. No word on how many football fields that is
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Congratulations America. The U.S. has resisted the metric system for more than 50 years
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Over the mountains and through the woods to go get some smokes, I go. Quarantined in a way but I decided to say that I needed to take care of my jones
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Lamar Jackson thinks Michael Vick is a first time Pro Football Hall-of-Famer. That's the joke
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Sun April 05, 2020
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Honeymooners stranded at luxury Maldives resort are the only guests there, but the entire staff has to be there until they leave, and the couple may be bankrupted by it
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Why are men more likely to die of the coronavirus than women? I'm sure it's got nothing to do with the fact that subby is posting this while balancing on a metal ladder on one foot while changing a lightbulb in a thunderstorm
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(Variety)
 
 
 
AMC Networks websites to feature free programming that takes your mind off coronavirus madness. Besides IFC series and BBC America nature docs, it includes rare footage of zombies trying to find the last roll of toilet paper
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Sat April 04, 2020
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
196-foot section of the Berlin Wall that was saved for posterity is demolished to make way for A) a hospital B) homeless shelter C) expensive condos
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Fri April 03, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sen. Kelly Loeffler gets the best stock tips, Part 3. She dumped her airline stocks a day before Trump's travel ban
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans are making sure to focus on what really matters
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(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
On this slow sports news month, let's check in on new Mississippi State football coach Mike Leach and see how he's... aw dang
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Thu April 02, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
He kicked Tojo's ass, now he kicked Covid-19 ass
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci, you know, the only person not endlessly praising Trump and parroting his ideas about the Coronavirus, now has a security detail because he's been receiving threats
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker and Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot team up to create an emergency fund to help save the arts and artists in Illinois
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Old and busted: golf at the Greenbrier. New hotness: NFL football at the Greenbrier
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Mon March 30, 2020
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Need a sports distraction now? ESPN will show classic Monday Night Football games each Monday for the next five weeks
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Sun March 29, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
The South needs to get its act together if it wants to save human lives... wait, check that... if it wants to save college football season
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey cops break up 47-person "Corona Party" going on in a 550-square-foot apartment during this coronavirus pandemic. "This is not a game"
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Fri March 27, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
A 19th-century solution to social distancing: a 6-foot hoop skirt
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Captain Kirk: "I'll be shocked if we have NFL football this fall, if we have college football. I'll be so surprised if that happens." :(
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Thu March 26, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Check out this corona-time smoothie recipe from Survivorman. All the nutrients you need to find Bigfoot, play harmonica
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(BBC)
 
 
 
With the EPL not kicking off any time soon, let's have a look at how professional footballers in the UK are handling the shutdown
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Wed March 25, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Due to six-foot social distancing, WrestleMania 36 will be exciting pay-per-view
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
That five-foot-long CVS receipt might have a job application printed on it
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Sun March 22, 2020
(Australian Football League)
 
 
 
The Australian Football League's decision to press on with their season gets tackled after one week
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Fri March 20, 2020
(Australian Football League)
 
 
 
You want some live sports? The Aussies come through for us. Aussie rules football is on FS1 right now and even the interviewers are exercising social distancing
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Thu March 19, 2020
(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
Stuck at home? Bored with the lack of sports? Good news, as the crack dealers at Sports Interactive have made Football Manager 2020 free to play for a week
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
According to the Religious Right, Joe Biden will try and criminalize and outlaw religion and the church
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Wed March 18, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
You know what half the U.S. needs right now, a foot of snow. You know what the other half needs, tornadoes and severe thunderstorms
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Ending air-a of inflatable domes, Syracuse deflates Carrier Dome roof for final time, will replace it with tensile membrane roof in time for fall football. "The roof grew squishier and squishier, for lack of a better description"
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Tue March 17, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Lime feels the squeeze from coronavirus; pulls electric scooters from streets in Washington and California
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Why did ice-age hunter gatherers create a 41-foot monument made out of the bones of 60 mammoths? Elephino
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Mon March 16, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Spanish football coach Francisco Garcia dies from coronavirus at age 21
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Sun March 15, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Football injuries at a service academy leave you with a pain pill addiction that you self-report for treatment. Do they treat you with compassion? Hah, no, they expel you with a less-than-honorable discharge and give you a bill for $300,000 tuition
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Sat March 14, 2020
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
It's one in the afternoon ... and there's no hockey. Or basketball. Or baseball. Or football. Or golf. What the hell am I supposed to watch on TV since I can't leave the house anymore?
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Fri March 13, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Countries holding local elections this year, step forward. Not so fast England
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Thu March 12, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rare footage of Dave Grohl's first show with Nirvana, from October 11, 1990
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Tue March 10, 2020
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass white rhino born at NC Zoo
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Mon March 09, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Footballer Cristiano Ronaldo high-fives thousands of invisible fans as coronavirus sees Juventus win against Inter played in an empty stadium
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
ProTip: After robbing the Voodoo Doughnut shop with an ax don't stop to eat a doughnut a block away. Mmm doughnuts
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Sun March 08, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
WA state nursing home, where 13 coronavirus patients have died, would love to be able to test their residents and staff. *taps foot* It'd be super helpful. *coughing and sweating*
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Not The Onion: Man infected with coronavirus goes to bars 'to spread the virus'
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Fri March 06, 2020
(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
David Beckham tops list of footballers your wife wants to have sex with
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(YardBarker)
 
 
 
The New York Football Giants have approved the replacement of Steve Weatherford's stolen Superb Owl ring. In other news, Steve Weatherford's Superb Owl ring was stolen
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Thu March 05, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Laughter laughter / all I hear or see is laughter / laughter laughter / laughing at my thighs
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(Some Dealer)
 
 
 
Major marijuana producer leaves a Vancouver suburb with a 1.7 million square foot white elephant of a greenhouse after realizing that it can't compete with black marketers who are undercutting them on price
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Wed March 04, 2020
(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Audit of body cam footage shows what happened after a couple of GA cops pick up a woman standing on a street corner
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Tue March 03, 2020
(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Drunk driver? Check. With two flat tires? Check. Open container of alcohol? Check. Drives into a ditch? Check. Runs away barefoot? Check. Karate kicks arresting officers? Check. Assaults EMT? Check. Florida? Well, can't check them all
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Mon March 02, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Further confirming that St. Louis is not a football town, Battlehawks looking to open the upper half of the dome because ticket demand is so high
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Sun March 01, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Oprah gives motivational speech about balance. Why is this on Fark? One guess as to what happened
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(Premier League)
 
 
 
Everton host Man United and Wolves travel to the chicken coop in North London to face a depleted Spurs side. Both matches kick off at 9 am, so choose your stream and enjoy some Sunday morning football. This is your Premier League Discussion Thread
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Sat February 29, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Subway gets a $500,000 foot-long
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Fri February 28, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Paul Bunion claims toe-sucking incident 'a big misunderstanding,' claims he was only looking for his phone, maybe a big blue ox
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Paul Bunion claims toe-sucking incident 'a big misunderstanding,' claims he was only looking for his phone, maybe a big blue ox
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Photographer documents what it's like to clean up the French Quarter after Mardi Gras
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Thu February 27, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
IKEA reduces its climate footprint for the first time while finding out what it's like to have leftover pieces after completing a project. They call them 'öhcråptrisdäden'
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Nicholas Cage spotted holding hands with mystery woman while visiting his nine-foot-tall pyramid tomb in New Orleans's oldest cemetery, because Nicholas Cage
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Britney Spears' ankle is the new queen of pop
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Wed February 26, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not News: Incredible colorized footage gives a glimpse of life in New York city. Fark: In 1911
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Hold this 84-year-old basketball fan's tea cup while she sinks a 94-foot putt across the court to win a new car
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Tue February 25, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
It may be Shrove Tuesday or Pancake Day where you live but in these English towns, it's a day for rumbustious "football" matches with loose rules, limitless participants and - in some cases - outright violence
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Michigan Football caves to their inner nervous bird, and cancels their overseas trip this year due to Coronavirus fears
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Carolina Panthers plan to keep Cam Newton in 2020
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Mon February 24, 2020
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona congressional candidate suspends campaign after...spins wheel...uh, heroin overdose
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rounding up EPL match week 27, Liverpool host Wet Spam and hope to extend their unbeaten run. Can Klopp outsmart the football genius? It's almost time to find out. Kick off at 3pm ET. Bring named meat pies and tea for half time
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck claims the one thing Justice League needed was more footage, so he joins calls to release the Zack Snyder cut
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
English football fans attempt to brawl, get the theme from Benny Hill thrown in for their 'embarrassing' no punches thrown foray. Hilarity does ensue (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel says he has no desire to play football and just likes being a jerk
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Sun February 23, 2020
(XFL Week 3)
 
 
 
First professional home football game in St. Louis in more than four years when the Battlehawks take on the New York Guardians (3 PM ET on ESPN). Who do you have? Will the Los Angeles Wildcats hold off the DC Defenders (6 PM ET on FS1)? Go XFL
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you played high school varsity football last fall, Southern Miss probably offered you a scholarship
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Sat February 22, 2020
(XFL Football)
 
 
 
Can the Houston Roughnecks go 3-0 against the winless Tampa Bay Vipers? Can the Dallas Renegades go into Seattle and slay the Dragons? Do you have a love of football? Week 3 of the XFL season continues at 2 PM ET on ABC and 5 PM ET on FOX
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Fri February 21, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Today in important business news: An investigation into whether Jeff Bezos has huge feet
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Old & stale: shooting Star Wars on green screens, with special effects to be added in post production. New hotness: using Unreal Engine to render, and a 20 foot high, 270° curved monitor to display the virtual world around the actors while shooting
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Mike Bloomberg is a seven foot tall sex machine with the political instincts of Teddy Roosevelt and the gravitas of Edward R. Murrow
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Thu February 20, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
When you were a kid, did you ever wish you could drive a Lamborghini? Well, hopefully you didn't do what these kids did
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Wed February 19, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Malaysia's former PM says they never ruled out a 'murder-suicide plot' by flight MH370's pilot. He then refused to comment on any possible alien abduction/probing, Bigfoot/feet on the passenger manifest, and reverse vampire echo-location
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(NFL)
 
 
 
New Browns OC to work on Baker Mayfield's footwork. No word yet if this includes keeping them out of his mouth
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you can get past Hitler the cat, UK's grumpiest pub owner will let you have a pint for your thirst. You'll have to serve yourself as this old grump couldn't care less and just wants to drink alone
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's not a real date night until there is gunplay and a foot chase
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Tue February 18, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Football coach charged with DWI, will need to hire a good defensive coordinator
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Mon February 17, 2020
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
We can actually just fill that cavity in with a midsize sedan
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After Ghanaian footballer Leroy Kwadwo gets hit with racist slurs in Germany, the entire stadium starts chanting "Nazis Out"
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Sun February 16, 2020
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is feeling foot loose and fancy free today and needs some dancing music. What song gets your feet out on the dance floor? (or at least bobbing your head in a dancelike manner)
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Sat February 15, 2020
(IGN)
 
 
 
Failed list of most iconic video game weapons to the left. How awesome the Cerebral Bore was to the right
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
After closing 1,100 stores from 2018 to 2019, and with most stores operating at a loss, the CEO of Subway decides what they need to turn things around is to do a "buy one footlong and get a footlong free" promotion
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Thu February 13, 2020
(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
"We go together like rama lama lama ka dinga da dinga dong..." when we wear this two-headed bondage collar
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The carbon footprint of beer
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Wed February 12, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bigfoot sighting is confirmed, maybe. There is a pic that almost proves the possibility of said Bigfoot
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(ABC 57 South Bend)
 
 
 
Michigan man nearly becomes part of next 'Final Destination' movie
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
7-foot alligator sneaks into Florida home. 'Sneaks'? Oh hell no
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Tue February 11, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Stripper falls from 15-foot pole, breaks her jaw and continues to twerk (w/video)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Since it has worked so well for Sunday Night Football, the NFL is thinking about flex scheduling for Monday Night Football now
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Mon February 10, 2020
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Rain-induced mudslide cuts off only road to 120-person housing development. Experts say the private road may take year to repair, are coming up with alternatives to walking, ATVs, or cannibalism
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(I Heart Radio)
 
Video
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's rare footage of Frank Zappa jamming with Pink Floyd over 50 years ago
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Shane McMahon needed only two hours to become Washington D.C.'s most popular owner of a pro football team
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Sun February 09, 2020
(Some XFL Fan)
 
 
 
It may be the first Sunday without NFL football, but it is the first Sunday of XFL football. The Tampa Bay Vipers take on the New York Guardians at 2 PM ET on FOX, and the St. Louis Battlehawks and the Dallas Renegades at 5 PM ET on ESPN
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Fri February 07, 2020
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Stephen Jones says Dak Prescott contract talks 'fixing to heat up,' which I think means they haven't yet heated up
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
A puppy walks into a bar, carrying a naked blonde under one arm and a 2-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, 'So, I don't suppose you'd be needing a drink?' The puppy says
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Thu February 06, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Five-foot-tall droid gets kicked out of NYC's Bryant Park for "screening" parkgoers for the coronavirus. No word yet if it also wanted to probe them
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Truth is, your dog's feet really do smell like Fritos. Still wants steak, though
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
You young men with foot fetishes know you want to pay $200 an hour to this 60-year-old grandma and her X-rated cam girl performances. Oh YEAH (NSFW)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The British Football Association will limit how often the Under-18 players get head
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
So do we get to see Chris Rock cut off his foot or what?
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Wed February 05, 2020
(Sentinel and Enterprise)
 
 
 
Slowest of slow speed chases
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Football supporter gives Allan Saint-Maximin's goal a 'windmill willy' celebration as Newcastle advances to the fifth round of the FA Cup for the first time in 14 years (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue February 04, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Collins votes to acquit because Trump "has learned his lesson." Up next, Lucy holding the football for Charlie Brown
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans are coming out of the closet. No, not about all that foot tapping they do on bathroom stalls. About climate change
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(Politico)
 
 
 
No matter which candidate won Iowa last night, there is one thing you can be absolutely certain of: That's the LAST farking time they will so much as step foot inside Iowa between now and November
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Mon February 03, 2020
(The Onion)
 
 
 
To get the word out that these guys are in need of love and a good home, an adorable little Super Bowl was put on Sunday, encouraging fans to adopt abandoned and stray football players
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Four passengers collapse on Scotland-bound Ryanair 'flight from hell'. So, a day ending in Y?
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
What can 1.8 million plastic bottles do? Create a football field
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham vows revenge on Biden and the Whistleblower
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Sun February 02, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Milan banned driving today unless you are disabled, have an electric car, or are headed to the football game
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Sat February 01, 2020
(Minnesota Vikings)
 
 
 
Your Pro Football Hall of Fame class has been finalized. Detailed, emotionally detached analysis to the right
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(11 Alive)
 
Video
 
La La La I can't hear you, La La La I can't hear you. I present to you the most patient policeman ever. Honestly subby would've been tazing by the five minute mark
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Fri January 31, 2020
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Perhaps this isn't the right person to converse with about mouths and feet and whatnot
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(Evansville Courier Press)
 
 
 
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K again
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
How to reduce your pet's carbon footprint? Number one: don't let him drive your SUV
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
You need to pump the brakes, literally, on GM'S claim of "11,000 foot pound of Torque" for their electric Hummer. That's torque, at the wheels after going through an 8:1 gear ratio transmission, so really about 1,400 ft lbs...which still a whole lot
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Thu January 30, 2020
(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
New Orleans Saints management is starting to realize that touching the third rail, even with a ten foot pole, is a really bad idea
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Mask a pretty hopper's foot with squeeze cheese and dangle some grape apple pies, your hands and feet are mangoes you're gonna be a genius anyway
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Browns hire Van Pelt as offensive coordinator. No word yet if this is the one who pulls the football away from the kicker at the last second, or the one who just sucks his thumb
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Living in a 10-square-foot tiny house can be a challenge. Especially if 99 other people live there too
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Want to feed up to six people or just very hungry? This 2-foot long burrito in Arkansas can do the job
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Wed January 29, 2020
(Twitter)
 
Weeners
 
Fossil walrus had 4.5 foot long penis bone. Yeah we got photos
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Deion Sanders: The number of Football Hall of Fame members is too damn high
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Tue January 28, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Graham announces that the GOP has enough votes to shoot themselves in the foot
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh ranks as top city for football fans, bad driving, confusing roads
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(Complex)
 
 
 
Okay Farkers, what is the real reason Nike has pulled all Kobe products from their site and asked Foot Locker to return their Kobe Nike stock?
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Mon January 27, 2020
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Busted Bacon
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Assistant college football coach suspended after telling student newspaper he would love to have dinner to talk blitzes with Hitler
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's your last chance to wave a poorly made tin foil replica of the FA Cup around for a couple of weeks as Bournemouth host Arsenal at the Vitality stadium. This is your Monday FA Cup footy thread. Kick off is at 3pm ET
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