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Tue August 11, 2020
(Medium)
 
 
 
Like with everything else, racism ruined food in America and continues to
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's it called when you know you're 100% correct but still feel like an asshole for being a dick about it?
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1864, Confederate general Jubal Early abandoned Winchester, Virginia, which later led to the Shenandoah Valley being taken by Union forces, demonstrating the folly of pulling out Early to avoid problems later
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Unilever has their UK deal botched by the EU (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby's getting a new bathroom but unfortunately this means using a Port-A-Potty in the back yard while it gets gutted and remodeled. How can I make this a less crappy experience?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you store your condiments in the refrigerator?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son's friend and family fed my son Indian food without asking me first. Am I right to be outraged?"
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(Reddit)
 
 
 
Can't get much cuter than cats attempting to braid each other
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Mon August 10, 2020
(KSBY San Luis Obispo)
 
 
 
Rolld ice cream shop gets, well, rolled. Oh the irony
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Alyssa Milano: "I was acutely sick with Covid-19 in April. I still have many symptoms. I am what they call a 'long hauler.'"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fast-food wrappers at McDonald's, Burger King may harbor toxic chemicals shaped like fast-food
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
If you sit outside you can have what she's having. Cool tag says it is too hot for that
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(WV Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
Today's prize for the most Covid-19 infected family members as a result of attending a funeral goes to West Virginia with 40+ sick including 5-month old twins
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Sun August 09, 2020
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Do you know your history? Can you tell us the name of the most important battle of WWII? Rhetorical question, your answer will be wrong no matter what it is
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(The Oneonta Daily Star)
 
 
 
Just because Covid-19's wiped out your State Fair don't mean you can't have exotic deep-fried junkfood
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(Slate)
 
 
 
One in three Americans have a death wish
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: Study finds that the human body can handle the occasional 'pigging out' on pizza - as long as it's not that deep dish Chicago crap
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Sat August 08, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
I'm good with no lettuce but you take my onions over my dead belt
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Driving hazards, kitchen gadgets, and a ton of pop culture references are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 26-Aug 1: The Other Mask We Wear Edition
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(KXII Texoma)
 
 
 
Oklahoma school opening going about as good as expected. They made it almost 48hrs. WINNING
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(Fox News)
 
Video
 
Fisherman catches sockeye salmon and Alaskan brown bear on one line
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The humble Plantain. Beloved major food staple around the globe yet, here in the US, mostly relegated to stale bags of dehydrated chips you find in a seedy bodega. What are some of your favorite Plantain recipes?
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
California restaurant sets up "Patio Bubbles" for people who want a horrendous outdoor dining experience. Pic ITFA for your pleasure
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
It was a rocket or bomb and not corrupt negligent storage of a known explosive. Yeah, that's the ticket according to my chief aide and wife, Morgan Fairchild
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Apparently, Walmart is now use their parking lots as drive-in movie theaters. What would be your People of Walmart themed double feature? Are you a block of government cheese or turkey leg snacker? Would you dress up, or show up in pajamas?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
President Trump calls her a 'real beauty.' Is he taking about: A) His wife B) His daughter C) Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
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Thu August 06, 2020
(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Unfortunately this bear found the beef
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Dingoes in areas of Australia that use poison baiting for animal control grow 6-9% larger than in areas that don't. We're gonna have to start saying "The dingo ate my toddler" in the near future
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"Will you feed us something healthy?" "Will you feed us something healthy?" "Will you feed us something healthy?" "Will you feed us something healthy?" "Will you feed us something healthy?" "Will you feed us something healthy?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sexy pancakes in your hometown, tell us
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists are engineering zebrafish to create a similar long-extinct species. "The plasticity we found in the mutants is a key to the great mystery." Remember these words when we're enslaved by the omniscient giant ants and anemones
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Good doggo gets luxury dog cabin
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Champagne sales are suffering amid COVID-19 outbreak as celebrations are canceled and an estimated 100 million bottles expected to be unsold
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Beavers win legal right to remain in their river home. Nice
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
"An Ode to the Super Donut." This suggests not all donuts are super, which is just really wrong and hateful
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
"An Ode to the Super Donut." This suggests not all donuts are super, which is just really wrong and hateful
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Okay, people...last time: DON'T DRINK THE HAND SANITIZER
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Zookeepers bamboozled as pandas not bamboozled enough
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Food for thought
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This headline would have earned the "Obvious" tag... if they hadn't added in unnecessary words, like "now" and "apparently"
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
"If oven gloves were essential to remove hot food from hot stoves, our hands would have evolved into them by now"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." -Steven Wright. Yeah, but the real trick is getting them all in the right order. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, numbers edition
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Was this the question that was really on your mind?
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Fast food breakfast purchases are down. Apparently people learned how to cook breakfast during lockdown and realized eggs only cost a nickel at Walmart
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So remember when it was reported that Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford had tested positive for Covid-19? Well turns out it was a false positive. And his wife blames the NFL for the hell the family has gone through the past few days
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Tue August 04, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Morgan Freeman voices new ad to help save endangered restaurants, in move that hopes to save American jobs and preserve the ability for all people to get titty sprinkles on demand
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
World's smallest aircraft carrier pulls up to Harlem on the Hudson River, launches kickass high flying food off its deck to bomb the masses with flavors
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Florida businessman who has flown 33 times since the pandemic hit shares his routine for flying safe
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(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
Bojangles unveils new logo. Dale Earnhardt Jr. says you'll get right over it
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Health care, manufacturing, food processing, and warehouse workers to teachers: STFU and GBTW ya snowflakes
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My partner and I have been together for two years; we're both men. He's wonderful; I love him immensely. He always orders off the kids menu and won't try restaurants that don't offer American food. He's picky and a bad guest. How can I fix this?"
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
Cancel that, I guess it says "helf"
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(Cheezburger)
 
Video
 
Thai Fertilizer Ad is Very Sexy for a Fertilizer Ad
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Yes, Tyson Foods named the former head of Alphabet's 'X' new CEO, OK?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm new to this whole parenting thing, but my niece who is told to 'express herself' often says critical things that are deemed 'honest' but are actually damned annoying; she snoops at gifts, she criticizes food portions; can I get her to stop?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you know of a restaurant where several employees have come in direct contact with people who have tested positive for Covid-19 yet the owner refuses to shut down and actively encourages them to still come into work who do I report this to?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Don't worry, I've done this a thousand times." Tell us about the one time you screwed it up
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will already-dwindling pre-pandemic churchgoers realize life is better without mundane weekly services treating them like mindless sheep? Is Covid-19 the death knell for Sunday Mass? And what is best way to deprogram after decades of indoctrination?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Eat Out to Help" scheme starts today and are we still doing "Phrasing?"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Eat Out to Help" scheme starts today and are we still doing "Phrasing?"
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
He and his mom soaked peaches in bourbon, grilled them with some brown sugar and served it over grilled angel food cake topped with whipped cream and candied bacon. Mmmm, soaked peaches and candied bacon
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Let's tour the world's largest indoor vertical farm that's addressing food inequity ...in where else but the Garden State
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Slow-cooker pizza: Bad idea or horrible idea? (And since when has there been an invisible Food tab?)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
At your wit's end from social distancing? Need something different in entertainment and distraction? How about a first look at a new science fiction novel? Presenting: The Voyage of the New Beginning, now through Chapter 35 - "Chance"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trader Joe's defies online petition demanding English-sounding names for ethnic food
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Water hazards, contract killers, strange accidents, and the space race are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 19-25 Batletoads Edition
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pesto changeo
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
After denying claims, insurance companies are finding pissed-off chefs on their menus
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
'On Aug. 16, Snow and her daughter, Jennifer Clark, stole a cart full of food from ACME Market on East Avenue in Akron. When an employee tried to confront them in the parking lot, Snow opened the doors of her vehicle and let out three pit bulls.'
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Menu Engineers" are a thing and you only THOUGHT you had a free choice when you last decided what to order off one
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Menu Engineers" are a thing and you only THOUGHT you had a free choice when you last decided what to order off one
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Nearly 10% of Americans couldn't afford enough food last week
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Most disturbing thing that you have seen or encountered in a locker room. For Subby, that would probably be the guy who sat in the whirlpool tub gobbling a large tin of sardines while listening to an Elmo the Muppet album on a pink boombox
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
If you like microplastic in your oysters / And kerosene, paint, talc, and milk supplement powders / Have we got the seafood for you / Burma-Shellfish
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
One of the best 'Parts Unknown' out there: Anthony Bourdain eating at his first Waffle House
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
China records its highest daily new-case count in three months - 101. In contrast, Florida alone has over 10,000/day now
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
If it's Wednesday, it's square pizza day
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
If it's Wednesday, it's square pizza day
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Unhealthy diets are 'slow-motion disaster,' but can some with extra cheese
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Unhealthy diets are 'slow-motion disaster,' but can some with extra cheese
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Tue July 28, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Volunteers came to the rescue as virus raged in Kyrgyzstan, converting hotels and restaurants into facilities for patients. They found PPE, drugs, medical supplies, and food and water for medical workers and also brought much-needed vowels
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Good news Dodgers fans, you can now get their crappy stadium food delivered to your home
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Hot Dog Rice Krispie Treats* are the perfect** food*** for Summer 2020****" * not treats ** highly imperfect *** for certain narrow definitions of "food" **** not for any time, including 2020 and summer
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Elon Musk looking sell all his homes so he can return to couch surfing. Yes really
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Favorite nonsense word that you personally came up with. Subby's is "borgengromph"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman killed in an apparent shark attack in Maine, which is strange because shahks normally don't live up heah
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
We didn't really want them becoming patrons in the hotel because when they do get in here, they behave a bit badly
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
I, for one, welcome our new junk-food addicted, sex-crazed monkey overlords
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby can't whistle. Subby can't blow a bubble with bubblegum. We all know Subby's a loser, but what about you? What common things can you inexplicably not do?
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Eater)
 
 
 
First they came for the wings, and I did not speak out for I was having mozzarella sticks
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(Eater)
 
 
 
First they came for the wings, and I did not speak out for I was having mozzarella sticks
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ed Sheeran says his addictive personality made him binge food until he was sick, lives in constant fear of people stealing his Lucky Charms
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(Some Librarian)
 
 
 
Remember to clear your cookies after browsing--even in the year 1529
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Of course, that doesn't include bread sticks
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Of course, that doesn't include bread sticks
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
In these trying times, give advice...difficulty, ONLY using lyrics
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
No matter how much you enjoyed having to stay inside your home during the pandemic, you will never make the list of the world's most solitary animals
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Futurism)
 
 
 
Mmmmm, lab-grown bacon
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Long time Farker quantum_jellyroll has crossed the Rainbow Bridge. He was a Caturday regular, a Photoshopper extraordinaire and bane of the pol tab. Come join us in remembering him on Caturday. RIP dear friend, we shall not see the likes of you again
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Joshua Tree hiker is stranded in God's country for 40 hours, climbs one-tree hill in search of food. He eventually manages to exit, but bad situation could have been a Sunday bloody Sunday if rescuers still hadn't found what they're looking for
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Fri July 24, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Hey, free food
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How many mice is a moose?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Okay, so I have a theory and I fully expect you all to mess it up, but I need more data. If there was nothing barring you from enjoying either, do you prefer alcohol or pot? Are you an introvert or extrovert?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
1970s rockers, 1980s movies, and 1990s TV shows are all the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 12-18: Why Are Stores Still Out Of This Edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's tomato season again, so I must consult the collective wisdom of Fark. Do you slice tomatoes longitudenally or latitudenially for putting on a sandwitch?
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The health, well-being, and food security of families is crumbling under the stress from the 'rona. If the booze supply dries up we're all doomed
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite summer song?
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
What's considered trashy when you're poor, but classy when you're rich? Some ideas to the left, your answers to the right
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Thu July 23, 2020
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
If you ran away to join the circus you didn't get far
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Since meat packing plants and ocean ships had such good luck with Covid-19, Alaska's seafood industry should be pretty safe combining the two, right?
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists find evidence that a non-avian dinosaur shed its feathers in a way similar to that of modern songbirds. Short article links to longer popular article and a peer-reviewed paper. Tag is for creationists running in terror from more evidence
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
When is Prohibition not prohibition? Don't worry, Governor Cuomo will tell us
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
When is Prohibition not prohibition? Don't worry, Governor Cuomo will tell us
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(Food and Water Watch)
 
 
 
Tumors in my chicken? It's more likely than you think
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"When a man becomes a writer, I think he takes on a sacred obligation to produce beauty and enlightenment and comfort at top speed." -Kurt Vonnegut. Huh, I can do bad puns slowly, does that count? This is your Fark Writer's Thread, speedy edition
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Reports show Ice cream sales surging, personal hygiene sales plummeting during lockdown, either due to relaxed social requirements or people shampooing with Häagen-Dazs
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Who or what is the worst TV show character ever?
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
'Chick-Fil-A leads Colorado fast food joints in COVID-19 outbreaks, and it isn't even close'
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Mathematical models prove exactly how many hot dogs can be eaten. For eggs, it's 50, if you pour Newman's Own dressing on them
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
RIP Cuomo Chips *offer only valid in California
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
RIP Cuomo Chips *offer only valid in California
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kittens Who Kill: A 1960s B movie, or deadly but adorable floofballs?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In these coronavirus times, people are so rattled that food of the Seventies starts looking good again: spam, packet trifle, spam, tinned fruit, spam, spam, instant mash, custard powder and spam with extra spam
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(Get Surrey)
 
 
 
Ingenious bread hack turns stale breakfast baps into freshly baked rolls within minutes
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(Get Surrey)
 
 
 
Ingenious bread hack turns stale breakfast baps into freshly baked rolls within minutes
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Coronavirus leads to Texas's first drive-through strip club. Patrons furiously vying for pole position
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Okay Farkers, time to help the great protesters in Portland. They are doing many things right but a few things wrong. Let's give them some advice, from those who have done such during Vietnam, Civil Rights, etc. Make John Lewis and others proud
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Tue July 21, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Great news, everybody. Cinnabon is now a health food store
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
They say seafood is brainfood, and we are unquestionably getting less smarterer
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(Fark)
 
 
 
In Biden's America, ____________________
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
Like the worst ex you ever had combined with a brunch of a day-old seafood and fresh Chipolte
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Minnesota's State Fair is canceled, but butter sculpting will not - can not - be stopped
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
911 What is your emergency? Ice cream, ice cream everywhere
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Deadpool: Will the US have 150,000 Corona dead by Friday, Saturday or Sunday?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So what is the best joke from any comedian that you ever heard?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How are you coping with this weird summer so far?
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Robert Irvine lands sweet new deal at Food Network, including new show helping restaurants specifically recover from COVID-19 economic sledgehammer. Let's get to work
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Deploying mayonnaise in the summer food wars. With unhelpful pic of 'salad dressing'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Ghost food halls" might save American restaurants by making takeout and delivery palatable to hipster foodies
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Ghost food halls" might save American restaurants by making takeout and delivery palatable to hipster foodies
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If there is a defunct food or drink product you would like to bring back, what would it be?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hey y'all - we found a food that could protect you from coronavirus. *reads* I'll... uh, take my chances, thanks
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
If 2020 was an alcoholic beverage, what would it be?
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fast food, funny money, freaky weather, and the FBI are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 5-11: Jeez, It's Freakin' Hot Outside Edition
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
There are picky eaters...and then there is this guy who only eats chicken strips and plain bagels
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Maybe Trump has what ad makers call the 'Dog Food Problem': The graphic designers create a cool logo, the ad makers create Spielbergian images of golden retrievers bounding through a field. But there's one problem: the dogs won't eat it"
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Ikea has begun assembling plant-based meatballs
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Pigs turn to humans as dogs do, unless they have a problem to solve. Then they know better
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Confectioner Cadbury says it's reducing the size - but not the price - of its candies. You know, for safety
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japan's restaurant industry insiders are optimistic about future of international food tourism. Rich foodies will still visit, troubled eateries will take the time to ramp up multilingual online presence, and virtual food tours will be on the menu
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(Women's Health)
 
 
 
Pregnant vegan talks of being diet-shamed, first by her obgyn doctors who keep sending her to the dietitian, then by friends who keep going protein this, iron that, then asking if she's gonna "force" the kid to be vegan
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
So, for anyone who has had the wonderfully fun COVID test, who here believes that President Kid Gloves gets tested "every Two days"? Subby isn't buying it
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Oh look everyone it's a bear, he's coming right up to me and he's cute AAARGH
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Gament industry, and meatpacking plants among hardest hit by covid-19. With mass evictions on the horizon, anyone know how the bread and circus industries are holding up?
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Leave the salt packet, take the ideas for instant noodles
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
His prepositions are preposterous. His adverbs have an adverse effect on adjectives, and his cat has subjunctive claws. His metaphors are like similes and his similes are not. He is the strangest writer on Fark, and this is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Youtube channel of cooking with Christ in the convent; their sous-chef is second to nun
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
If you think the shelves in your grocery store are beginning to look a little sparse again, well, you're right
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(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
Usually in Milwaukee ordering a "Tactical Gas Delivery system" means having the sauerbraten and a large ale at Kegels
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
I need more creative uses for cumin besides tacos
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Sure, lock us down while there's a major coronavirus spike - but shopping spree first, yeah? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: How to have a picnic
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't interrupt a bear making porridge in your kitchen
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The one certainty and constancy of Trump's presidency is that tomorrow will always be worse
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Name one food you wish was a JELL-O flavor so your kids would eat it
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(Eater)
 
 
 
At this trendy Los Angeles eatery you can spend 14 dollars for a slice of toast. The 1/4 inch of mold? it's a superfood that is completely free of charge
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Could this BE any more of a shameless cash-in?
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
US Coast Guard Commandant to US Congress: Fark you
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Mon July 13, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Johnnie Walker is testing paper bottles in an effort to smoke the competition
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Bye Goya, nice to know'ya
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
It may be Monday, but it also happens to be National Fry Day, Fry Day, gonna get some free food on Fry Day dippin' 'em dippin' 'em YEAH
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The super-rare Food/D'aww Tab crossover
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Sun July 12, 2020
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Woman decided to pass out food to the homeless this morning. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If 2020 were a food, what food would it be?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In an inscrutable zen move, a strip club has decided to open up without strippers
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Sat July 11, 2020
(KVOA Tucson)
 
 
 
NASA turns on Tucson
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite sandwich from anywhere?
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(Cumberland Times-News)
 
 
 
"Honestly, at first I thought it'd be easy, I figured I would reach a hand down and grab it back out. It was hot, and I knew I had to figure something out. There was no giving up until I got the kitten out." Welcome to Caturday
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Dispute over food leads to handrail to hand combat
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
First the locusts return to Africa, now the "edible insects" articles are re-invading
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Germany to change its financial oversight laws now that the Wirecard horse has fled the barn, been sold and turned into dogfood, and the barn has been burned down and the ashes raked into the still-smoking earth
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef Wolfgang Puck warns that 25% of small restaurants may never reopen. But his line of frozen foods is darn tasty, so why not pick up a meal in the freezer on your way from your WFH gig on the sofa
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Wanted: someone to save the Food Timeline. Because it extends past 6000 years, fundies need not apply
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
If Charlotte the spider had a darker sense of humor, her web would have included some very different words
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(You're in all discussions)
 
 
 
Not worth it
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(You're in all discussions)
 
 
 
Not worth it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, let's have a FARK swimsuit thread. All of you post a swimsuit pic of yourself no matter who you are
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Lidl vegan Bolognese sauce. Now with extra lizardy goodness
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Lidl vegan Bolognese sauce. Now with extra lizardy goodness
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(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Remember when Nevada closed bars in Las Vegas and Reno a few months ago? It was so much fun Nevada has decided to do it again
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Thu July 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you've been drinking your hand sanitizer, you might want to know that the FDA is warning consumers about 55 varieties that contain toxic wood alcohol. If you can't read this headline, it might already be too late
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
"The blue-cheese salad dressing, butter, ground turkey, cans of grain-free dog food, and new toothbrush came to $24.97. Laurie Mahlenbrei handed the cashier a slice of wood marked $25 and walked out with her items in plastic grocery bags"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Customers wondered how they achieved such a creamy flavour. The answer is obvious
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Not content with reliving the Plague and Quarantine episodes of Little House on the Prairie, Melissa Gilbert has befriended a bear while waiting out the pandemic. That's not a euphemism about Mr. Edwards
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Costco keeps climbing, not carin' about Karens
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Normally I wouldn't pay attention to an article telling me how eating well will improve my longevity. But when the first rule is "Drink Wine", well, now I'm listening
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Lays is debuting 5 new chip flavors, all based on famous restaurant dishes from around the country
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Zoom meetings, food promotions, and Holy Fark How Many TV Shows Have Characters In Blackface are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 28-July 4: Online Gaming Edition
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(Miracle Whip)
 
 
 
From the "actually used Miracle Whip as salad dressing -- on a bare wedge of iceberg lettuce, no less" department -- share appalling food practices you got to see your grandparents and parents doing when you grew up
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
*blink blink* HE MADE ME *blink blink blink blink* WRITE THIS. *blink blink* I AM FINE AND IN*blink blink* NO DANGER. *blink blink blink*
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
*blink blink* HE MADE ME *blink blink blink blink* WRITE THIS. *blink blink* I AM FINE AND IN*blink blink* NO DANGER. *blink blink blink*
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Wed July 08, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Church raided for selling bleach as coronavirus cure. Hey, if you can't trust a church whose founder is a billion-year-old god from Andromeda, who can you trust?
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(Post Independent)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner and House candidate Lauren Boebert (Q-Colorado) got 80 people food poisoning with diarrhea back in 2017
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Soft handed fast food fortune heir and country club regular Tucker Carlson doubles down and calls decorated combat veteran a coward
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
If Anthony Bourdain and President Barack Obama met up for a meal at your restaurant you too would turn their table into a memorial
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
How to cook heart of shark at home.. actually, don't cook it, just eat it raw. "He'd half-expected the heart to be sliced into strips, like when you buy a cut of fish, but nope, the bag simply contained a complete shark heart"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After watching the nacho table video, subby wants to know if anyone has an awesome queso recipe that would go great on nachos or on its own
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pleistocene Park
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hey FDA guys can you look into Hydroxychloroquine as a treatment for Covid president Trump still likes this drug and we want to make him happy, right?
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"Arresting officers say they found a bottle of vodka and a block of Subway cheese in Peters' pockets"
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Swedish food apparently beats Scottish food for being constructed on a dare
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Welsh stowaway being fed crickets and flies is very hoppy
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
A professional flavorist says why we love the trendy new hard seltzers, and it has nothing to do with self-loathing
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Plague rat complains that closing his rat den to prevent disease transmission is singling out rats
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If there is one destination in America you have on your bucket list for places to visit, what is it?
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Sun July 05, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japan admits Korea has some good street food, so if you can't go to Seoul for your overseas vacation, Bandai unveils $23 kitchen gadgets to help make Korean cheese dogs and tornado potatoes at home
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Oh, sure, this guy builds a little indoor food smoker and he's an "inventive cook". I smoke the entire inside of the house and I'm an "idiot who wandered away from the stove"
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
You should tip at least 50% if you go to a restaurant or get takeout
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Top Alibaba exec fired for helping girlfriend secure a job and accepting gifts. Rumors of a senior position in the Trump Administration cannot as yet be confirmed
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
"You should grill more chicken hearts," SAID NO ONE, EVER
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Woman Leaves Her Cat Alone In The Yard, Comes Back To A Glitch In The Matrix
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You don't *have* to cook lots of things, but adding a little heat does wonders
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite song from a movie?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hard math problems, reopening venues, and of course Florida Man doing his thing are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 21-27 Visit from Mom Edition
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
"How to make Spam tacos." And lo, didst the Fark Food Tab mightily explode with both rage and love
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(MSN)
 
 
 
TP? pffft. PPE? Old hat. Food staples? We've had our fill. The latest in viral hoarding hotness? cash
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
For a much-needed break from how craptastic America is right now, here's a list of things the USA does right, according to foreigners
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
DC food critic spends $20K on takeout during coronavirus pandemic while legally high on marijuana. That's some serious munchies
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Japan's fussy food shoppers, used to shopping daily in person and checking the goods first-hand, finally bow to pandemic reality, use grocery shopping apps to buy what they need
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Irish will be Irish
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
The beaches in New York are open for business, giant sharks
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(Fark)
 
 
 
*Click* *Click* Uh, is this thing on? Hello? This is your Fark Writer's Thread, returning from absence edition
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Just in case you didn't know this already from stories after the disasters in Haiti, Puerto Rico, etc., Celebrity chef Jose Andres is not only a talented cook, but an exceptional human being
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite moment from a TV show?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
A visibly terrified Tucker Carlson says Republicans are failing voters by offering "partisan junk food" like the Strzok texts and Benghazi
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(Today)
 
 
 
53% of all restaurants have closed for good since coronavirus ordered their takeout
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Taco Bell's app shiats harder than you after eating their food. But at least they got a ton of new app downloads and can sell your information without having to give away much in free food
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
There might never be a better time to experiment with a Guaranteed Basic Income, as a way to deal with both racial inequality and the looming recession
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
South Korea gets all the cool food. Case in point: Green Onion Chex cereal
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Aaaaaaand here come the giant rats
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Mon June 29, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Remember how Gilead Pharmaceuticals "generously" stepped up and donated its entire supply of the antiviral drug Remdesivir to fight the pandemic? Well, first taste was free, now it's going to cost $2,400-$3,100 a dose
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Suggestions for naming new doggo? DIT
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My dad had been poisoning my mother's food for years; she found out by accident. Naturally, they're getting a divorce, but my mom is insisting my siblings and I attend group therapy with her. I find it useless; how can I tell her I am over it?"
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Sun June 28, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Cyclospora is nature's way of saying it's your own fault for being too damn lazy to make your own salad
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(Salon)
 
 
 
I was with you with mac & cheese and queso fundido, but you lost me with the mushrooms
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Out of these four, which one would you choose to be gone forever: shrimp, steak, ribs, or fried chicken?
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Sat June 27, 2020
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Frugal Indian cooks rediscover vegetable peel and fruit rinds during lockdown, ingredients they had ignored when mom and grandma cooked. "A lot of us took abundance and availability of fresh produce, packaged food and exotic ingredients for granted"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK puppy believed stuck in rabbit hole for two weeks doesn't care, comes home for Caturday
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Mmm, I could really go for some __________
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tom Brady on practicing during coronavirus pandemic: "Only thing we have to fear, is fear itself," using the words of the president permanently disabled by a highly contagious disease
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Paris restaurant uses A: World class chefs? B: Owner's grandma? or C: The Moon? to determine what food to serve
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Name something you're procrastinating about
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Customer to restaurant owner: why are the staff not wearing masks? Restaurant owner to customer: don't come back. Health Department to restaurant owner: here are 11 violations we found
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe's kids had to isolate away from him so they would have access to food
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Smoked raw eggs lets you have breakfast that tastes like bacon and egg, without the bacon. Or more accurately lets you have breakfast that tastes like bacon and egg with extra bacon
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Toddler can't wait to get back to the pub, enjoying ice cream and chocolate cake and socializing with the regulars while "mummy has her wine." No, he isn't Irish or a Wisconsinite
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Homeless residents in San Jose getting help from A: Social workers? B: Volunteer activists? or C: Batman?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain would have turned 64 today. Rest in love, you magnificent bastard
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain would have turned 64 today. Rest in love, you magnificent bastard
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Darden Restaurants (Olive Garden's parent) sees sales worse than its food
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you or anyone you know have ever had an exotic pet? Was it difficult and/or expensive to care for it?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The chickens have come home to... murder (exclamation point)
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
You otter watch these critters eating a healthy breakfast
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
You otter watch these critters eating a healthy breakfast
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
There's a stark difference between Whole Food's Starkey Springs water and their competitors. Mainly it's the extra arsenic
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Melania fries Food Network host for suggesting Donnie wasn't Barron's father, not sure if that was an insult or a compliment
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Petite foodie blogger is Subby's kind of girl, she tackles a mammoth 4,000 calorie fish and chip feast in just 30 minutes - and still has room for a pint
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Food Network star Alex Guarnaschelli gets engaged. No doubt sandwiches at reception will be amazing
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Have you ever bought the "wrong" beer? Did you just drink it or take it back? Got a case of Busch light and trying to decide
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(University of Illinois)
 
 
 
Scientists successfully simulate sea slug's brain, immediately get it addicted to drugs
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Tue June 23, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Starbucks adds plant-based meat to US menu. No word on meat-based coffee...yet
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Amazon is launching a $2bil venture capital fund to invest in clean energy. So, soon Jeffy may be selling power to Elon. *grabs popcorn, thisgonnabegood.gif*
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Cheese bowls to hold your snacks? Sounds superb
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What do you like to collect?
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Military MREs from different countries. Come for the Terrine Forestiere, stay for the Hackfleischrollchen with rice
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gilead to begin human trials for the inhaled version of remdesivir, Larry Kudlow on stand-by
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I spent 3 months in isolation just so now i can throw bananas at other drivers, yeehaw
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The FDA would like you to know there are (at least) nine hand sanitizers available now that are worse than the virus
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Santa Anita dog food and glue stocks replenished
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From boiled peanuts to brewers yeast, 20 surprising state foods
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Regional delicacies, Queen Elizabeth II, and odd things to get arrested for are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 7-13: Fried Coleslaw Edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is going down memory lane this Father's Day: what's your favorite musical memory with your dad?
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Woman's husband has become obsessed with becoming top barbecue "himfluencer" and makes family dinners unbearable. Weekly food shopping is dictated by what food will photograph best, and he talks her ear off about tactics to attract followers
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is the oddest name you know of anyone giving their pet?
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Silly man yells at bear to get down out of a tree and leave the bird feeder alone. You won't believe what happens next
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There's nothing cuter than pics of dogs and their woobies. Post your pics to the right
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Food bank receives 33-year-old can of anchovies
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Food bank receives 33-year-old can of anchovies
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
North Korea decides to handle South Korea by deploying their most powerful weapon...Leaflets of Punishment
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Bronx Times)
 
 
 
It's the safest possible time to go into an Italian-food coma in the middle of Arthur Avenue
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Has anyone tried any of the meal delivery services? Have one you recommend?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Can't sleep. Got Adam Sandler's "Hanukah" and Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" stuck I'm my head. Playing Civ6 drinking vodak. Just ordered a used copy of Margaret Cavendish's "The Blazing World" on eBay. WYD?
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Slovenia is now serving its first-ever Michelin Stars
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hold on to your touques, but Canadian retail was down a record 26.4% in April
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Post a lazy life hack
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
China finds heavy viral traces in the seafood and meat sections of the Beijing food market, calls on the melamine department to establish a new export division
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(Modern Farmer)
 
 
 
Depressed are the cheese makers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do you have a food subscription like Hello Fresh? Which would you recommend?
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Hamdog because, well, just because I guess
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Wed June 17, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Irish pubs and restaurants could cut the two metre rule if the alcohol does what it's supposed to do
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
More like Jamie Ate Oliver Food
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(Towleroad)
 
 
 
McDonalds' took awhile to make your McMuffin? They are trying to poison me because I'm a cop
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Blue whales ignore social distancing rules, throw massive party off the San Francisco coast
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"People keep telling kids that they can be anything they want and it's a lie; I'm mad as hell and won't take it anymore. How can I convince everyone to stop lying and tell kids they will have to settle in their lives?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I've been binge-watching Space Force and now apparently my inner monologue has enabled John Malkovich mode. What would you say in his voice if you could?
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
These young men are working together by baking dog treats & selling them to neighbors, with all proceeds going to a local food bank. So far they've raised $250 & have 50 orders in the queue. Let's give them a hand this Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Former Bumble Bee tuna CEO gets sentenced to 40 months for price fixing. That's gotta sting
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Coconuts)
 
 
 
Defood the police
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What seemingly silly but actually practical law would you create? Subby wants jail time for writers that pose a question in a headline and then bury the simple single sentence answer near the end of ten pages of word diarrhea. The "K.I.S.S. Act"
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(Washington Post)
 
Weeners
 
Today's tortured novelist forced to give up his blog and get rich writing food articles that are actually movie reviews posing as cultural criticism and yes Brooklyn is mentioned goes to The Washington Post
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This is what breakfast at home cost 50 years ago. Per article, it was still cheaper and easier to eat out
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
The sushi-burrito: Contents are fish, veggies, and sushi rice - get this - wrapped in roasted seaweed. Wait, what?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
They didn't want a large Farva. They wanted a liter of cola
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
What stories can you share about side effects to medications, treatments you may have experienced? LGT definition
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Dedicated boozers emerge from lock down to pack re-opened beer hall at 6 am
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Best CCR song. Tough choice. Bring it Farkers. I need enjoyment. Live is tough at the moment
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
GSK gets FDA approval for HIV drug for children, won't say if it's chocolate or cotton candy flavored
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Farmers come together to feed those in need. Soon to be on Pornhub
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
The virus may have knocked the Minnesota State Fair out for this year, but it's still no match for Pronto Pups, cheese on a stick, cheese curd tacos, and Sara's Tipsy Pies
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"I felt humiliated," said man refused drive-thru service at KFC because he was riding in a horse-drawn carriage, just two of the bad decisions that have made up the tapestry of his life
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
FDA withdraws emergency use authorization for coronavirus treatment drugs promoted by Trump because of safety issues
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
This plan to turn food waste, garden cuttings, garbage, even human poop into "biocoal" may be a diamond in the rough
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Despite mass closure of offices and their microwaves, Lean Cuisine soldiers on, unveils 18 super-sized bowls that are 20 percent larger than standard Lean Cuisine tray meals. Portion control surrenders
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Fri June 12, 2020
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Wrong chicken tender order leads to customers shattering front glass of Sonic. There was no gunplay or nudity, so that rules out Florida
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
What will happen to food influencers after COVID-19? (with helpful illustration that pretty much nails the entire concept of influencer")
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
"The tantrik used to kiss hands of devotees, saying it would make all their problems go away. He claimed his 'kiss-cure' worked on Covid patients, too." Narrarator: He was correct
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Could China's strategic pork reserve be a model for the US? Awwwww yeahhhh, for so many different reasons
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Judge shows leniency and reduces the sentence of two all you can eat Thai seafood scammers to just 723 years. Guess he didn't see the chocolate fountain
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
This summer, seafood should be simple (and quite possibly cheaper than chicken)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
This one strange trick guarantees that your trip to Florida will be the best trip ever
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
What can you do to about voter suppression? José Andrés of World Central Kitchen is setting up "water, food and restrooms support system{s}" in cities where long lines are expected. Which is basically every American city. Gracias, Chef Andrés
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Shady rideshare Uber hookup with shady food delivery Grubhub scotched after going Dutch with Just Eat Takeaway for a stock swap worth $7.3 billion
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
CHAZ wasn't even supposed to be there. But brought snacks
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Why are so few people able to sing opera? do they have some specific physical ability that most people lack? and who are some of your favorite operatic trained non-opera stars?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you had the option of having a pouch like a Kangaroo at a reasonable cost, would you go for it? what would you carry about? how would you keep your pouch clean and smelling fresh?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Worse food ideas? Challenge Accepted
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's down to the wire. Neck and neck. Down to brass tacks. The breaks are beating the boys, so let's get out there and write one bad idiom for the Gipper. This is your Fark writer's thread, idiomatic edition
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How do I kill the 20-30 feral chickens that run into my yard within 3-5 minutes while my small children play?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Freddy, the world's tallest dog, breaks a second record just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The spectre of deflation is getting hairier in Brazil
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