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Mon September 27, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
So, is there an option to set the local timezone? 19 years on, and I've had enough of eastern time
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
That fast-food chain you think is the worst? No es Taco Bell
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
One of the worst examples of "zero tolerance" runs amok as entire inventory of an immigrant's food stand is destroyed. There's no hunger in Murika, I just ate
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Sun September 26, 2021
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
You're not gonna believe this, but somebody actually got funding to study whether people who quit smoking eat more junk food
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(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Japanese tempura tradition - frying food without busting arteries
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dairy, salt, and steak may be good for you after all - here comes the science. And if the science is wrong now that just means it hasn't been proven deliciously correct. Yet
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Sat September 25, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Burger King french fries are the best fast food french fries; prove me wrong
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brazilian turkeys may fill Britain's Christmas plates this year. That's a lot of turkeys
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Greek history, CIA operations, old TV show revivals, and vicious animals are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, September 12-18: The Luggage Edition
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Why yes, it is a slow news day
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Fri September 24, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
To be fair, the UK did make it nearly 10 whole months before having to plead for EU workers to come back to save them from food and fuel shortages. Subby thought they'd only make it six
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jewish and Muslim Farkers can finally experience the awesomeness of bacon
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Thu September 23, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
A Jägermeister and Chowder Festival is going down in (and coming up all over) Denver next month. While not a competition, events will include distance, volume, and square footage of a wall covered
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This year's hottest UK holiday activity is ...panic buying
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Great American Pot Pie Day, so let's all get crusty and steamy
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lack of butchers may mean the chopping block for lots of UK pigs
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
You think you get hangry? THIS is hangry
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's not your imagination - GODDAMIT, GO - IT'S JUST A COUPLE OF TACOS AND A COKE. IT IS YOUR REASON FOR EXISTING. HOW DIFFICULT CAN IT BE? ...aw, crap - they really do fark you at the drive-thru
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New Zealand fast food joints will soon offer Covid shots
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Wed September 22, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
From the "it's so crazy, it just might work" side of Fark, I post: I'm trying to sober up. I do well at first, but LIFE happens and I escape into a bottle. I've been a named Farker since '08 & have gotten great advice here before. So - please help?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Her punctuation is always right on time. Her purple prose comes in blue, red, and plaid. She can make a Tom Swifty without using an adverb and a haiku without words. She is the most interesting writer on Fark, and this is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
If your kid hates broccoli, cauliflower, cabbage, or Brussels sprouts, the reason could be due to bacteria in their saliva that, through a complex chemical process, makes these vegetables taste (more) putrid. Or they could just, you know, be kids
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
If your kid hates broccoli, cauliflower, cabbage, or Brussels sprouts, the reason could be due to bacteria in their saliva that, through a complex chemical process, makes these vegetables taste (more) putrid. Or they could just, you know, be kids
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"A recent report from the Associated Press claimed that the raids had become so frequent that villagers were living in fear of an "and all-out monkey assault"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The worst snack food creations of the pandemic
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite song from a one-hit wonder?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Thai curry, bolognese, pork enchiladas, or shepherd's pie. I can make only one
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Tue September 21, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Gov. Ron DeSantis announces new Florida surgeon general. Surprisingly it's not the skinny guy on the pale horse
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Ok, listen. If you're "tearing up" because it's the last time you'll be eating crappy fast food at one particular Wendy's that's closing, it's time to take a big, waddling step back, examine your life, and figure out where you went off the tracks
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
From the same people who brought us AI-generated foot pics and boomer emails, it's possibly the greatest fast food innovation in decades
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remembering how multiple labor unions in Denmark kneecapped McDonald's in to paying $22/hr
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Hostage situation ends peacefully with the monkey giving up the puppy
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Mon September 20, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
If you've been debating an air fryer, Claire may have just made the correct case
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida county posts dancing taco photo to kick off Hispanic Heritage Month. And no, 'dancing taco' is not a PornHub category - or is it?
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((chomp) More (chomp) More)
 
 
 
Mmmm doughnut economics argle argle argle
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(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Drake gooses his portfolio with chicken. Spicy
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
Protip: leave the paper bag of stuff in too
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Pfizer says its Covid vaccine is safe and effective in kids aged 5 to 11. The company will submit the data to the FDA "as soon as possible." No rush, it's not like we're in the middle of a pandemic or anything
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"Maple and Dottie are now walking around with kitchen utensils cleverly attached to their harnesses to halt their antics - after owner Helen grew weary of their mischief" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Independent)
 
 
 
While the civilized world tries to reduce greenhouse gas production, Brexitstan is running out of carbon dioxide
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Sun September 19, 2021
(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
Buy Aldi poppy seed salad dressing, get free botox
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A look at the forgotten food of British youth
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Good luck getting meat, Britons. How is your Brexit now?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
A nourishing school lunch should include all of the basic food groups: moldy, soggy, frozen and flat-out inadequate
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Sat September 18, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby just bought some cheese out the back of a 90's Peugeot. AMA
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Product tie-ins, digital currency, British retail, and homes of famous people are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, September 5-11: Nabisco is Just Trolling Us Now Edition
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Fri September 17, 2021
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
TX Gov Abboitoir commits another $2 billion on top of $1.1 billion already allocated to defend Texas border. He also closed six major crossings on Tuesday, stranding tens of thousands of Haitian earthquake refugees with no access to food or water
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(Fark)
 
 
 
2015 FARK thread where Trump descended that golden escalator and announced his presidency. Did you comment? Were you right?
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Thu September 16, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Deezen's Nuts
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(Washington City Paper)
 
 
 
Cookie case crumbles
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Noble gesture or cat food?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby just saw a pink pineapple at the grocery store and was curious to try one until he saw they were $15 each. Has any Farker tried one? Can a pineapple really be worth $15?
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
If you're drunk enough to want to mix fast food with champagne, you're drunk enough
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Fauci: We are all gonna die by a super mutant unless you get your goddamn vaccine
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Yeah, well let me know when you can do a family of eight on $50. Good but poor parents already know all the tricks
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Wed September 15, 2021
(Some Incomplete Guy)
 
 
 
I'll have the steak
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Cheese Toast Day, so let's all tip a glass to some quality curds
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lawsuit filed against state which forbids giving food or water to voters waiting in long lines to vote. Guess the state: (A) Georgia, (B) Texas, or (C) New York
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"We all need people who will give us feedback. That's how we improve." - Bill Gates. Which, coming from the guy who gave us Windows ME, is saying something. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, feeding back edition
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(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Idiot with 11 employees claims vaccine mandate for businesses with 100 employees will make his employees quit because derp
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New study from the No shiat Sherlock Science Institute confirms being pregnant during a pandemic sucks
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Tue September 14, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's almost time to start holiday shopping. What are your best gift ideas?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Stunning new report finds that helping the poor reduces poverty. Subby assumes they also investigated papal prayer habits and ursine defecation areas
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Old and busted: stuffing ivermectin in your face to own the libs. The new hotness: stuffing tomato leaves in your ranch pickle hole to own the Fark Food tab
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
This just in: college kids will job their meal plans
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Food shortages will be over by Christmas claim the same people who say there are no food shortages
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Food shortages will be over by Christmas claim the same people who say there are no food shortages
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Rule one: feed them
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're frying your lobster wrong
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Mon September 13, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Every time a TFD thread goes red I feel sad, because, just for a few seconds, there had existed the possibility that it actually could have gone green and ruined everyone's day
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Pilfering Prick picked a peck of purloined peppers. If Pilfering Prick picked a peck of purloined peppers, how many purloined peppers did the Pilfering Prick pick?
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(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Hey Modminnies, should we use the Newsflash tag on the crazy-rare occasion there's a recipe on a food site that people might actually, you know, cook, without having to order a peppercorn from Brooklyn? Because this sounds yummy
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Sun September 12, 2021
(Entrepreneur)
 
 
 
And today's thing you've been doing all wrong your entire life is...opening fast-food ketchup packets
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(LAist)
 
 
 
Southern California food franchises of yore compiled in a book. Pioneer Chicken, Del Taco, and many others. Subby wants Love's barbecue beans and brown bread
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Sat September 11, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Caution: One side effect of coffee is that coffee can be effective
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if you are a Black couple at a farm, possessing six of them will result in the police being called
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Today is the 20th anniversary of 9/11. Link goes to the Fark thread pulling together the events as it happened
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court, astronaut food, musician stage names, and hard seltzer all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, August 29 - September 4 Rhubarb Edition
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Fri September 10, 2021
(Fark)
 
Audio
 
Expose me to some great new music, please
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
He knows if you've been sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he took a soda from your fridge, and watched you masturbate
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
UK now facing permanent food shortages and it's only going to get worse. If only there were a European organization of countries that could be joined to help alleviate this problem. Ah, well. C'est la vie
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
UK now facing permanent food shortages and it's only going to get worse. If only there were a European organization of countries that could be joined to help alleviate this problem. Ah, well. C'est la vie
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
US wholesale prices are spiking like Lou Reed in 1972
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
McDonald's customer vows to go vegan after actually looking at what he was eating
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(Portland Mercury)
 
 
 
Portland trash pandas are relentlessly seeking vegan junk food. No, not raccoons - it's the NYC-trained restaurant chef's whimsical name for customers hankering for his meatless burgers, vegan shakes, and vegan nuggets slathered in vegan ranch
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Thu September 09, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The spaghetti is a lie: "Now, the U.K. might become a Trojan horse in Europe," he warns. "A gateway to Italy for fake Italian food"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Wednesday, so you know what that means, it's time for the Fark Writer's Thread. *whisper* Wait, I'm being told something . . . . *whisper* Fark, not again
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(Rumble)
 
 
 
Oh nothing. Just a bear opening a garage door, looking for food, and closing it when he cant find any. That could never end badly right?
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
California bar tells attorneys to disable Alexa when working from home, probably because of that one time when Bezos shouted "Hey Alexa - buy Whole Foods"
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
States have different methods for reporting COVID cases. Surprisingly, this is causing some confusion
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wait, Burger King is copying McDonald's? Get out of here
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
If you own a restaurant you need people to wear masks but if you own a private club you don't. I think you know where this is going
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Two-ingredient biscuits. Three, if you add bacon, ham, or fried chicken
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Wed September 08, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
What do eggs and private detectives have in common?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Look - up in the sky...It's a bird...It's a plane...No, it's the price of chicken wings
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon removes the need for pee bottles in two Whole Foods
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite fall alcoholic beverage?
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're making your boxed mac n' cheese wrong
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(WPSD Local 6 Paducah)
 
 
 
Thanks to North Shore Animal League, over 50 dogs & puppies facing euthanasia were transported from Louisiana to Long Island. "We literally come back with 55 best friends," Moriates said. Please welcome them to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(KTOO Juneau)
 
 
 
Foreign ships can legally carry US goods if the journey involves a Canadian railroad, but since no one bothered to specify how long the railroad has to be, one seafood company installed 100ft of track in their Canadian port and called it a day
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Palin of the Plains rains mostly on the shamed
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(Fark)
 
 
 
This is a thread of total honesty. If you say anything in this threat that is untrue, the Goat of Truth will eat you. BEGIN
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Tue September 07, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
But grocery stores already alter their layouts to PROMOTE buying those impulse items to maximize their profits
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Yo dogg I heard you like streams so I put your noodle stream in an actual stream
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(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
If you've been longing to play Homer slurping beer and fried foods at Moe's, your prayers have been answered
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
List fails without bacon grease. Let's be honest - EVERYTHING fails without bacon grease
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Mon September 06, 2021
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Australian men are tough. This guy survived four days lost in the bush with no food or water. And he's three
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What single visible item in your home would most exemplify your nerd status to a new visitor?
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Sun September 05, 2021
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Honey Baked Ham to sell Pumpkin Spice Glazed Turkey Breast for a mercifully limited time
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(Fark)
 
 
 
In honor of Labor Day, the Sunday Morning Music Club is looking for songs about work, work, work
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(British Red Cross)
 
 
 
So I just got vaxxed yesterday, thank all that is good (I'm living outside the US) and I had a kind of strange but not unpleasant night with the side effects. Did you have any from yours? What were they?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A local NYC restaurant offers ravioli by subscription. What food would you subscribe to?
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Sat September 04, 2021
(C|Net)
 
 
 
What's the oldest thing in your fridge right now? Will you ever use it or throw it out, or is it just going to lurk at the back forever?
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
What's the oldest thing in your fridge right now? Will you ever use it or throw it out, or is it just going to lurk at the back forever?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
That pop culture concept you misunderstood for years. Subby took decades to realize 'The Count' from Sesame Street is also named as a math reference
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
TFG has already gotten his COVID booster shot
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(Fark)
 
 
 
'80s movies, '90s rockers, '00s websites, and '10s video games are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, August 22-28: DUI Elephant Edition
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Walmart to give more than 565,000 employees raises of one dollar that they spend at Dollar Stores
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So, let's actually discuss one of the pressing issues of our time: should putting the burger toppings (lettuce, tomato, onion, etc) *under* the patties instead of on top be penalized criminally, or just heavily discouraged socially?
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
It sounded great until the chocolate coated crickets
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Fri September 03, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Magic 8 Ball, what are 4137 angry moms protesting today *shakes Magic 8 Ball*.... Sonic Drive-in
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Why are all my knives dull?
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Beth's Cafe, known for their 12-egg omelettes, to shut down for three to six months or until the Covid-19 pandemic is ova
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Want to know where the jobs are?
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Why are there food shortages in the UK? Because no one's coined the term "Fexit" yet
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Only school board in the country to opt out of Biden's free lunch program because they didn't want kids "getting spoiled" with free meals, has reversed that decision after finding out that poor people exist, even in Waukesha WI
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
You can't have your restaurant supplies. Not yours
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
You can't have your restaurant supplies. Not yours
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Thu September 02, 2021
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
That diner that posted a note last week telling Biden supporters to go elsewhere? No way people are going to put up wi... I'm kidding, this is Florida. She's had so much business she had to close temporarily because she ran out of food
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"If you wish to be a writer, write." -Epictetus. Wow, I was looking for an epic quote, and all I got was ancient Greek Stoics mocking my output. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Stoic edition
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're trying new foods wrong, if at all
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Guy I've been seeing for several weeks suggested we go to the gym together after work tonight. Is this normal? Said something about "going to make me sweaty". How do I at least get a make out session out of this? Difficulty: not fat
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(Fark)
 
 
 
As someone who is very new to paganism and wanting to learn, how is the proper way to celebrate Samhain. Serious responses only, please
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
"I ain't saying I condone it, but I understand it"
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
More proof food is a drug for some people
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
More proof food is a drug for some people
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I tried making some "kimchi" with regular cabbage instead of napa cabbage, and you know what? It's not bad. The key is to think of it a kimchi-style cole-slaw. Anyway cultural appropriation FTW
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
4-year-old discovers 2 colonies of stingless bees that went unnoticed for 70 years by all The Olds who are now having trouble coming up with a name for them. Come on, name them after the kid
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Wed September 01, 2021
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Cutting 20 percent of sugar from packaged foods and 40 percent from beverages could prevent a half million deaths in the US, according to study by scientists who don't know a thing about the US
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The Taliban overran Afghanistan in a week, but can they run it from day to day? No
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(ABC7Amarillo)
 
 
 
One in six people in the Texas Panhandle are facing hunger, which is why you put food in the pan, not the handle
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Green tea, chocolate, bacon milkshakes may in fact be anti-aging superfoods. As usual subby is about half right
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
... on WEED
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Your dog knows when you farked up
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Soup is good food but Campbell's is good stock. The two may or may not be related
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(Fark)
 
 
 
When was the last time you used a coupon at a grocery store? Do they really work? I just watched a little old lady with them in a ziplock bag throwing them down like she was in a casino
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Tue August 31, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
So have you ever attempted to tell the Aristocrats joke to anyone?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Little Caesars four-armed Crazy Calzony reviewed, found to deliver Crazy-Bread-plus experience, 6010 mg of sodium. "It can, however, get pretty salty where the calzone meets the pizza"
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
It depends. For Trader Joe's Fettuccine, like the bay where dad's yacht is anchored. For leftovers from that GrubHub special, perhaps like the waves near my boyfriend's prep school. For Spaghettios, of course, the beach near our summer home
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Fast food chains may once again shut down indoor dining
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Worried about food security? Population outstripping supply? Support Plant Parenthood and join us in your Fark Gardening Thread for Tuesday August 31, 2021
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Mon August 30, 2021
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
"These nuts have now been placed in evidence"
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Bad: You're displaced by a wildfire. Worse: Bears steal the food donated to you. Fark: The bears can open doors to get to the food
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The USA is dividing into two economies: the vaccinated and the find-outers
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Oh this is going to end well. "Judge orders doctors to treat COVID-19 patient with Ivermectin"
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
What is this dusky pearl called oyster sauce?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The outcome of a police captain in Georgia that refused the vaccine, took horse de-wormer instead, and routinely posted anti-vaxx messages on social media will surprise you. (No it won't)
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"Wow, your garage is so hot. Did the AC die or something?"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"Wow, your garage is so hot. Did the AC die or something?"
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Sun August 29, 2021
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Please check your claim checks. Many cubes of raw chicken look the same
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(Fark)
 
 
 
British movies, British services, British hooligans, and Brazilian liquor are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, August 15-21 IOT Edition
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Philosophy Tube just reached 1 million subscribers, so here is their latest episode, about food
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The headline on this story was changed ... from 'Harvesting your own seed is one of gardening's great pleasures' to 'Harvesting the seed of a favourite plant is one of gardening's great pleasures' to avoid any ambiguity"
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Sat August 28, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby put twist up spring loaded car sun shades with the reflective side out, decorative side in, because that's how they work best. Mrs. Subby says no, the decorations face out so people can see how cool they are. Is this a hill worth dying on?
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Reducing sugar in packaged foods can prevent disease in millions. Reducing it in your piehole will work even better
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
A $900 grill. Electric. That requires $50 "fuel bricks." And an extension cord. That Sarah here says will turn you into an expert griller. Wanna know what Subby thinks Sarah is an expert at?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Sadly, we have lost yet another long time Farker and Caturday regular: SweetBecca (Beckie Brady on Facebook) has crossed the Rainbow Bridge. Come join us in a rousing chorus of 'F*ck Cancer' on Caturday
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Too much blood in some blood sausages
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Too much blood in some blood sausages
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan's NASCAR team decides to add Xanax along with fast food deliveries
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Fri August 27, 2021
(NFL)
 
 
 
Clots/Loins, Seagulls/Abject Airborne Failures, Stealers/Carolina Kittens, and the Minnesota Cousins/KC Chefs. It's your NFL Kraft Foods Football Preseason football thread at 8p.m. EDT
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Females get harrassed less if they look like males. At least if you're a hummingbird
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
It's important not to spoil children with fancy things like "food"
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Thu August 26, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cetacean vacation cessation
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Electric faux fireplace heaters. Do you have one or know someone that does?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Like something out of bad Golden Age sci-fi, new startup promotes food squares. Subby assumes it tastes like that awful astronaut "ice cream"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Like something out of bad Golden Age sci-fi, new startup promotes food squares. Subby assumes it tastes like that awful astronaut "ice cream"
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Marion Ravenwood was not a seducer
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Seven bucks more an entree. Twelve if you're a "foodie"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New degradable food packaging coatings keep the grease in the food and on your fingers and out of the environments
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(Some Insomniac)
 
 
 
Caution: melatonin might make you sleepy
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"I am not going anywhere. I am not going to f*****g leave under any circumstances. I was born here, I will be buried here." Degree of difficulty: Alabama or Afghanistan?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
London police arrest unmasked man for injecting food at three London supermarkets. No horse dewormer was believed to be involved
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
London police arrest unmasked man for injecting food at three London supermarkets. No horse dewormer was believed to be involved
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Anything's a breakfast food if you're brave enough
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hey Abbott! says "I'm fresh off my Covid diagnosis, so here's an order banning vaccine mandates in Texas"
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Wed August 25, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Thank you, sir, may I have another?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Give my some ideas of something simple to do with these frozen drumsticks
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Why vaccine names are indistinguishable from Pokémon characters
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Bacon grease: more than just your Fark Approved™ sex lube
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
My wife wants to pay for her financially reckless sister's wedding. She told me I was selfish when I told her to let them eat cake
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
A longevity expert shares the 'non-negotiable' diet, exercise and sleep rules he lives by for a longer, stronger life. Up until he dies, if you take him at his word
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(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Climate change is going to eliminate Tony Stark's favorite food
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
That's not very neighborly of you, Hostess
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Cough on food and claim you have coronavirus? That's a jailin'
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Cough on food and claim you have coronavirus? That's a jailin'
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Tue August 24, 2021
(Ozarks First)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, the mayor of Lake of the Ozarks posts on Facebook he's trying to bring Ivermectin into a hospital to save the owner of a barbecue joint
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Today I received a "petition to reject Biden-Harris" from Greg Youngkin, the GQP candidate for governor of Virginia. In response, I sent the Cleveland football classic
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The origin story for Comirnaty's name is even dumber than you thought it was
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered a way to make French fries even more fattening than before
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Add bacon
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Study shows bacteria can survive 1,000 days with zero food. "Those are rookie numbers, son" ~ Anthrax
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Mon August 23, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The UK, that paragon of foodies, has chosen sliced processed cheese' as their favorite type in a poll of 2,000 people - ahead of cheddar, mozzarella and Red Leicester
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Poisoned food and drink leaves several Germans with almost the wurst possible outcome
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Illegal plants, South American geography, Chinese food, and ancient Rome are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, August 1-7 Stupid Product Names Edition
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Apparently corn ribs are the new 'in thing' for foodies. They make you feel good about eating the pig without actually eating the pig
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Roll up your sleeve, soldier. That's an order
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Bad: You get shot by, and shoot an "intruder" in your home. Worse: It turns out to be your wife's boyfriend. Holy fark: who she's secretly been letting live in your house for a while
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Wine (and some other things) is now good for your guts (and some other things)
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
The dark side of the boom in dollar stores at a time when every other grocery retailer is drastically raising prices. "There is now dollar-store land and Whole Foods land"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity runs afoul of the CDC
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(Fark)
 
 
 
School is starting or has started for many kids across America. They will eat cafeteria food for lunch. Do you have a funny story relating to lunch at your school back in the day?
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Sun August 22, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. Our theme: "Fark Artist Food Art" or "F'Artist F'Art." Inspired by a tweet (in thread), draw on paper a face or animal & decorate it with snack food. Potato chip hair, carrot stick bunny ears, etc.
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Sat August 21, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
2022 cheap page click: How millennials ruined the menu industry
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Doggo becomes real-life rescue dog, finds helpful humans after fellow runaway canine ends up stuck in swamp
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Logistics lobbying London: Lessen lorry labor losses
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
WHO: Don't take horse dewormer for COVID. NIH: Don't take horse dewormer for COVID. Horse dewormer manufacturer: Don't take horse dewormer for COVID. Fox News: Take horse dewormer for COVID. Guess whose advice gets followed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nine years after shutting down, Curt Schilling's failed game studio finally sends out its final paychecks. That ordeal lasted longer than a double-header or even hockey season
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The rise in UK puppy smuggling prompts new welfare rules, circles in Hell. Cat juggling still an accepted art form
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Fri August 20, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Well, there goes your excuse, plague rats
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Dr. Sanjay Gupta: Simple steps for coexisting with the coronavirus." Step 1. Talk through issues before they come up. 2. Make up a weekly chore rotation. 3. Label your food in the fridge. 4. Schedule sexy times with the virus until it feels natural
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(Metro)
 
 
 
This is a parrot who doesn't want anyone to be late
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Iowa State Fair attendees vote for best new fair food of 2021, and this time it's not a deep-fried abomination on a stick
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Thu August 19, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Joey Chestnut is gonna die soon
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(Epicurious)
 
 
 
The Web site for foodies who need TikTok to tell them how to scramble eggs has some crystal ice cream bowls to sell you
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(Fark)
 
 
 
20-year Farker DedParrot no longer pinin' for the fjords
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy Fursday Come celebrate diversity and positivity as we desperately try to make it to the weekend All Furs welcome
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Internets left horrified after Australian hotel serves 'abomination' pie in Guinness pint glass
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Internets left horrified after Australian hotel serves 'abomination' pie in Guinness pint glass
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(National Today)
 
 
 
IT'S NA-TION-AL PO-TA-TO DAY. what'cha got?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The seven things you are doing WRONG in bantering with coworkers and colleagues, according to public speaking expert who wants to level-up your small talk chops
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby was driving home just now when someone pulled out in front of his SUV...only to immediately get pulled over by the cop in the other lane. What are some of your best instant karma stories?
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
"Any word you have to hunt for in a thesaurus is the wrong word. There are no exceptions to this rule." ―Stephen King. But I have to look there, or I might not find the right one. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Kakorrhaphiophobia edition
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Is it polite or proper to ask the host of a small social gathering (12-ish) to find out who among the guests is vaxxed and who is not and provide that info to the guests?
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
A 'Monopoly'-themed restaurant just opened in London but you can absolutely forget about the free parking
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite weather-themed song?
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
'Drive-by beanings' are becoming a thing in the UK as miscreants take "Mrs. Doubtfire" to the next level
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Tue August 17, 2021
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Loaded Taco Fries reviewed by seasoned fast-food expert, deemed "enjoyable but I wouldn't say it offered much in the way of newness or value to the regular Taco Bell customer"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Non-suffering succotash
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Little Caesar's goes non-Euclidean with their new "Crazy Calzone" - it's half-pizza, half calzone
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Because all of Gen Z work in marketing, "Streatery"
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
The 2021 Inductees into the Country Music Hall of Fame include The Judds, Eddie Bayers, Ray Charles, Pete Drake...wait, what?
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(Brussels Times)
 
 
 
Belgian chickens will cross the road less often
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(7News.com.au)
 
 
 
Guess which country reports sighting and capture of large snake in the spice section of a supermarket as 'food news'
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Mon August 16, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Okay, but what does this have to do with Yahoo sports?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
As provincial capitals fall one after another, an idiot decides it's time to visit Afghanistan on holiday. He's obviously not superstitious, despite being religious, because he flew out on the Friday the 13th
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Shrimp recall gets larger
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(Evening Gazette (UK))
 
 
 
NO ONE EXPECTS THE ALDI FOOD PARTITION. Amongst our weaponry are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to SOAP? PRICE CHECK ON SOAP
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Sun August 15, 2021
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Baby, I am always ready with my flavor-maker
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Town terrorized by mystery criminal stuffing baked beans in mailboxes
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Now that we've squared away retirement, let's figure out health insurance. Any advice for a first-time buyer?
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Mayor finds out what happens when city closes homeless shelter during summer of Covid, evictions, and wildfires. Vote Nimby
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Planes, Trains and Excellent Meals
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(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
Food companies face harsh punishment for selling ordinary horseradish labeled as wasabi. "Horseradish root is included in cheap, fake wasabi products, while real wasabi paste is made of Japanese wasabi stem"
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Sat August 14, 2021
(Some Food Navigator)
 
 
 
Generation Z approaches healthy food differently from every generation before. They deeply want a better food system, and know they won't get it from The Establishment, so they are turning to TikTok and Instagram for healthy food and recipe ideas
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Does anyone actually own a "mushroom brush" or is the Food Network just trolling?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lobster chili nachos hit the Fark Food trifecta in one drool-y stroke
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How do you Farkers save for retirement? Do you favor lowering your annual tax bill or do you use a Roth? What else could I be doing that I haven't thought of?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Screw you guys, I'm going home (to Casa Bonita)
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(www.ahherald.com)
 
 
 
A feral cat colony finds a safe home while a recycling center gets rodent catchers. Can we say win-win on Caturday?
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Fri August 13, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
And there it is: Teacher sent to the hospital with lacerations and "a pretty good knot on the back of his head" after altercation with a violent animal upset that the school was protecting their daughter from a deadly contagious disease
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby just discovered Miami Vice on Peacock. There goes the weekend. And yes, Don Johnson, I still would
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It turns out giving money to poor people makes them less poor. Who would have thought?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is meeting up w/ a dude I met last week for drinks after work tonight. My problem is I don't have a clue what his name is. We've been pleasantly texting and I'm too embarrassed to ask him, since he's really nice. Any advice on what to do?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Yesterday had sniffles. Woke up with stuffy nose, but it went away. No other symptoms. Do I have Covid? (Pfizer vaccinated)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
First he came for the Eyeholes, and I did not speak out
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Remember when everyone blasted Alan Grayson for saying the GOP's healthcare plan was for everyone to "get sick and die quickly"? MTG pretty much just confirmed that: "you know, we're human, we can't live forever"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
FDA authorizes 6G, Reptiloid DNA enhancement for the chosen few
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(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Taco Bell Food Bank. No, no, no, they aren't feeding the homeless with their food, that'd be a violation of the Geneva Convention
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(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Taco Bell Food Bank. No, no, no, they aren't feeding the homeless with their food, that'd be a violation of the Geneva Convention
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Thu August 12, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Unvaccinated students at a West Virginia college will be charged an extra $750, which is like half a textbook
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New study finds that if you think your kids are eating mostly junk food, you're probably right. Probably because you're the one feeding it to them
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Farkers ready to line up at IHOP again
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Food fight
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Got a coffee date in a few days with a woman who cannot be vaccinated yet for medical reasons (just a lowered immunity in general). How can I make sure she's safe? Whip everyone who does not wear a mask around her or gets within six feet of her?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
So would an additional 6.2% of doodly-squat be considered an upgrade to diddly-squat?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you try to grow food in a desert
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In annual World Airport Awards survey, Singapore's Changi exits #1 for first time in years, is replaced by Qatar's Hamad International. Airports were judged on services, ease of access, food options, and (for Republicans) bathroom stall width
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Your ideas for the new Church of Fark. Laugho, god of humor, blesses all followers with sexless marriages or, if single, an abundance of cats. One cannot ask why, must only accept that life, and we all, are the eternal punchline
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Wed August 11, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
FDA poised to approve third dose of vaccine for people who are immunocompromised, in need of a badass origin story
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Wow. River Dave went full Brene Brown, didn't he?
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
You're storing your po-tay-toes wrong
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Meatless sausage in grocery stores? That's impossible
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
It was a Ruff Start for these 10 orphan puppies, but thanks to miracle momma Pepper, who had recently lost all her babies, these wee ones now have a new mother to care for them & teach them how to be dogs. Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
No, hermit crabs are not trying to bone plastic trash. But now you're thinking about it, aren't you?
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
"Recipe Developer?" Why not "Goddamn this is good and I'm not even drunk" culinary engineer?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
In other news, there are apparently barbarians who don't eat all the meat off chicken wings (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rand Paul suspended from YouTube for one week. RAND PAUL
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Tue August 10, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Dominos is giving out lots of free food over the next few months. Unfortunately it's their food
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear runs outta Half & Half
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Whats's the best food to eat when stressed? I am going to refer to the article's headline photo by answering "Dat ass"
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Whats's the best food to eat when stressed? I am going to refer to the article's headline photo by answering "Dat ass"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is getting into hot sauces. I've tried some ones that make claims that they are real scorchers. But I have not found them to be. What are some real ass kickers that you guys enjoy?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Sado-cannibalism for sexual gratification". Subby isn't sure if this belongs in the food or entertainment tab
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(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
Worst Korean troll orders 24 half-liter bottles of mineral water from area restaurant, pronounces water "bland," leaves one-star review
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Say hello to Panera Brands. Food's still not that great, though
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Mon August 09, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pompeii fast food joint unearthed in 2019 opens to public. Early Yelp reviews are encouraging
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(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Coffee prices hit an eye-opening 7-yr high
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Vaccinated people have a good time
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Weighing about 7 1/2 oz at birth, the smallest baby heads home, is still barely a snack for dingoes which is why this is not on the food tab
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
A tranquil day of fishing from a boat allows you the time to contemplate a number of nature's mysteries, such as, "Why is that bear swimming towards me?"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
E. coli outbreak traced to Chicago's favorite hot dog establishment, Portillo's
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
E. coli outbreak traced to Chicago's favorite hot dog establishment, Portillo's
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Sun August 08, 2021
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
A new street course is upon us. Colton Herta grabbed the pole besting the field by over a half second. Newgarden and Johnson found the concrete in qualifying. This is your Indycar Big Machine Music City Grand Prix at 5:30pm on NBCSN
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Woman walks around Manhattan, wastes her time documenting the sheer volume of wasted food and consumer goods in the mountains of garbage. Otherwise known as a person with nothing better to do
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(Benzinga)
 
 
 
They really should be serving their "food" in a trough anyway, considering their regular clientele
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
In the latest large crowd experiment, brought to you by Missouri - 70K fans pack Arrowhead for a Garth Brooks concert. No vax check
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: In honor of the Olympics, tell us your own sports story
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(Fark)
 
 
 
JFC what did I just find in my basement DIT
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Sat August 07, 2021
(Home Cook World)
 
 
 
Cajun food: why is it so good?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Classic rock, hockey, space exploration, and weird French films are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 18-24: Nature's Ramen Noodles Edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Long time farker and Caturdayer Bimmer Jones has crossed the Rainbow Bridge. It is only fitting that we dedicate this week's Caturday thread to his memory
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(MSN)
 
 
 
NASA needs you .... to pretend you are living on Mars
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Fri August 06, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Chicago donates vinyl fetish suits to local ducks
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown, Corbin faces Balor, threatens to use dog food on him (if only he could afford some). Sasha explains her attack on Bianca & blessed is The Peacemaker as he tries to take out The Head of the Table. It all starts at 8 PM ET on Fox
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(Men's Health)
 
 
 
You could write a fretting essay about magnesium and zinc, or you can take Subby's advice and just use sunscreen as pasta sauce
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Russian woman sues McDonald's for their aggressive advertising of their yummy burgers which made her break her religious fast. Subby is of a different opinion, he thinks McDonald's food makes you want to fast
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Thu August 05, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The Lady, or the T-bone?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Public health professor: You've got truckloads of clinical data, what the heck is holding up approval of COVID-19 vaccines? FDA: Hey, we've still got boner pills and sketchy Alzheimer's drugs in the pipeline, so slow your roll, mmmkay?
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
A guide to fast food chicken nuggets from a planet where "authoritative" means "so obviously paid by the word"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vegan fish?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
This has been a ruff week all around, with COVID houndin' us and gettin us down. Let's all cheer up with a furry friend that helps make life bearable. Happy Fursday
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different: Cancel curry?
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Lifehacker is not telling us to put mayo and crushed ranch pickles on ice cream. However, you might wish they had
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Town's rat problem may stem from a resident feeding wildlife. A pile of corn and sunflower seed 20' wide and a foot deep
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Town's rat problem may stem from a resident feeding wildlife. A pile of corn and sunflower seed 20' wide and a foot deep
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Wed August 04, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Using this cake mix makes baking fast and easy because it comes with almost everything you need already in it. Like the enriched flour, sugar, flavor extract, E.coli, baking soWAIT...what?
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
We see so many design fails. Here's a collection of the opposite
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper." - Steve Martin. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Doing Pretty Well Edition
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(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
If your favorite local restaurant is closed right now, you could blame staffing issues. Or, you could blame Sysco, the food distribution company, which has stopped distributing food... and is blaming it on staffing issues
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Server fired for refusing to serve teens after checking ID. Manager should have checked Ego
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(Hollywood Life)
 
 
 
Colonoscopy takes baby radish swimming
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A day at Coney Island's Luna Park is now more expensive than a season pass at Six Flags and not much less than a day Disney
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