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Tue August 11, 2020
(Mic)
 
 
 
Fark Independent POTUS candidate Kanye Worst may face criminal charges for following the Republican playbook a little too closely
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
US Senator Tina Smith (D-Munchies) has submitted a bill to legalize recreational marijuana nationally. Supporters of the issue say they haven't been following politics since PlutoTV started 24 hour classic Doctor Who
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Vulnerable man feared murdered five years ago found hiding in woodland, 'very well concealed... and having not spoken with anyone for some time'
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Mercs lock out the front, with Max and the Clerc following. It's the first of the Silverstone F1 double header, starting at 9 AM ET. Link goes to Lando's helmet graphics, designed by Eva, aged 6
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Is there anyone worth following on Twitter besides George Takei?
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Louie Gohmert's daughter: "Please listen to medical experts. It's not worth following a president who has no remorse for leading his followers to an early grave"
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Presented without comment "Acting ICE chief announces retirement following clashes with Trump officials who had accused Albence of favoring humanitarian concerns about the treatment of immigrants over the chance to take more aggressive action"
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
ICE agents say it's unfair to compare them to Nazis, say they're just following orders
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Telegram)
 
 
 
School Committee meeting on Zoom and community-access TV was supposed to cover all the district's plans for the fall, but only got as far as sex ed
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Sun July 26, 2020
(DeadState)
 
 
 
Walmart bans couple from all stores for 1 year for following mask mandate
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Republican governors who've been following Trump's lead by denying Coronavirus exists find their states and polls are suffering
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Thu July 23, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Only one state in the U.S. has seen COVID-19 cases drop for two weeks running
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Wed July 22, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Musicians renaming themselves following the rise of the BLM movement is getting out of hand.... I mean, who could possibly be offended by a white DJ named Joey Negro?
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Fri July 17, 2020
(C|Net)
 
 
 
So apparently, "Extraction" is the most watched Netflix movie in its history. Convince subby why he should see it
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Thu July 16, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Two and a Half Men" star Conchata Ferrell at a long-term care facility following heart attack
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Daniel Lewis Lee becomes first Federal prisoner executed in 17 years following compelling performance in "There Will Be Blood"
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Military.com)
 
 
 
Confederate monument at Arlington should have an African American woman screaming "States Rights" and an African American man following his owner off to war saying "You are fighting for my future too, good sir"
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
3D TVs didn't crash, they ended up in cars. Also, there's now a camera following your eye movements
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Mon July 06, 2020
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
With a name like Smucker's, it may cause your cat to suffer nausea with excessive salivation, diarrhea or vomiting, or more severe symptoms like difficulty breathing and possible cardiac or respiratory failure sometimes leading to death
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
So, where are the Infinity Stones following Endgame?
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
BuzzFeed: Sorry we got caught plagiarizing. We promise to stop filching lines from other publications. Duke sucks your dog wants here comes the caught sayof purple monkey dishwasher
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Fri June 26, 2020
(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
MAGAs following Ted Cruz and Devin Nunes from Twitter over to Parler ought to know that most of the available N-word user names have already been snapped up
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reverend Franklin Graham is sad following the Supreme Court LGBT civil rights ruling
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Cracked)
 
 
 
How come my Boy Scout manual never mentioned any of these?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
NASCAR truck driver you've never heard of claims he'll quit at the end of the season following Confederate flag ban
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Tue June 09, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lobbying firm severs ties with former Sen. Trent Lott (R-Miss.) following days of anti-racism protests across the country. When asked for a response, Lott said, "I would never have problems like this if Strom Thurmond had been elected president"
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
We see that you have an interest in racism and racist. Would you consider following @RealDonaldTrump?
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Sharing is Caring, unless you're a racist Texas Republican on social media. Fark: now the Ag Commissioner is blaming George Soros for orchestrating George Floyd's death and the following protests
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Good News: San Franciscans are doing an excellent job of following shelter in place orders. Bad News: Coyotes are taking over the city
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Thu June 04, 2020
(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Student arrested over crossbow killings of 3 family members following quarrel
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Some people can analyze a problem, take immediate action, and save lives. This boy could do it at the age of three
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Spanish porn star who likes to advertise his aromatic candles shaped like male genitalia on Twitter, has been arrested on manslaughter charges following a man's death during a mystic ritual in which he inhaled psychedelic toad venom
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Good news, one supposes: ADP projects US lost *only* 2.76 million jobs in May
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Tue May 26, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Netflix's Space Force appears to be following yesterdays' Virgin Orbit non-launch
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Fri May 22, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
No coronavirus catastrophes following reopenings of Georgia, Florida and Texas, despite a steady rise of cases in Texas, playing around with numbers in Florida and Georgia ... oh you don't want to know about Georgia
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Wed May 20, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Following the UK government's advice not to visit beauty spots as the lockdown eases, let's see how that British common sense is holding up
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The cellphone data following the anti-lockdown protests is in and you already know the rest of this headline
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Christianity should not be about simply following a strict set of rules, and if that's the way you think, you need to lighten up. --Francis
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Mon May 11, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Being a low-level Target employee and following company policy by refusing admission to customers without masks? That's a face-punchin' and arm-breakin'
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Yorkers, it's time to start your engines. Alternate side street of the parking is coming back
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Tell me how to grieve when we're not permitted to have a funeral"
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Fri May 08, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Following its spectacular performance managing ventilators and virus testing, the White House announces it will decide where Remdesivir will be distributed to avoid chaos
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Thu May 07, 2020
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Two Utah businesses that refused to follow COVID-19 protocols have 68 employees test positive. Asinine tag borrows mask from Obvious tag
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Wed May 06, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Subby would have thought a doctor who went through COVID-19 would not only appreciate his own mortality but also be more receptive to following established medical guidelines for masks. Then Subby remembered the doctor was Rand Paul
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
Michigan small townsfolk, we've secretly replaced some of your healthy neighbors with Covidiots from the Lansing protests. Let's see if anyone notices
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Smarmy Steve" Mnuchin: while all those other suckers are following the CDC's guidelines and avoiding unnecessary travel, now is a "great time for people to explore America,"
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Republican governor following the science and doing the right thing? Can't have that
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Thu April 30, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The following is a complete list of states whose residents give President Trump better marks for handling the pandemic than their governors: [THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK]
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
So, the rumors are true. Two men in Georgia drank bleach to cure Covid-19. Not yet confirmed whether they were following Sir Donald of the Disinfectant's directive, but what is confirmed is that he did indeed run away
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Tue April 28, 2020
(DCist)
 
 
 
"While the National Mall remains accessible while following social distancing guidelines, DC's typically booming spring tourism industry has ground to a halt, leaving iconic monuments largely empty and the Mall's grounds silent and unusually green"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pence is not known for following science guidelines
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Following last night's propaganda rally...errr...WH "briefing", the MDMEMA received more than 100 calls to their poison control center. [STUPID] tag, you sit this one out. [ASININE], you're up
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The only way to prevent Trump's base from following him off the cliff is to remove him. Tag is for the probability of that happening
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
Sioux Falls, South Dakota has a new logo. No coronavirus, although that letter F isn't following social distancing rules with itself
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
The schadenfreude is strong with the Kim Jong Un memes following reports that he's in 'grave danger'
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Mon April 20, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Have we learned anything in the decade following the Deepwater Horizon disaster?
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
We weren't following any of the CDC guidlines for patient safety, but we put up hand sanitizers, so we're good, OK? We shouldn't have to like feed the people we put at risk, right?
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Tue April 14, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Judge on Mike Huckabee's lawsuit to open up beaches following coronavirus lockdown: that dog won't hunt
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Hairstylists wish you'd stop asking them to break the law and cut your hair
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(BBC)
 
 
 
White House Reporter: "After leaving the White House Briefing Room on Monday evening following a marathon two-hour 24-minute press conference, I felt I could have knocked off my bottle of gin at home in one sitting"
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