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Thu September 29, 2022
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Christine, Dill & Lucky. More Florida Man than you can shake a stick at edition
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Florida Man on a wave runner will rock you like a hurricane
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Tue September 27, 2022
(NOAA)
 
 
 
Hurricane Ian to become Florida Man on Wednesday. This is your official Ian discussion thread. Anyone evacuates as far north as Kentucky let Drew know so he can buy you a beer
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Man does exactly what you'd expect Florida Man to do in a Camaro when confronted by police
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Wed September 21, 2022
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida man gets arrested instead of laid
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Sun September 18, 2022
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
"It's time to lock him up and throw the keys away"
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Sat September 17, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Florida Man, British food, sports, and booze are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, September 8-14: Aubergine Edition
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Fri September 16, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"Wizard of Oz" versus Disney World. Fight!
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Wed September 14, 2022
(WEAR Pensacola)
 
 
 
Florida Man appears in show about moonshiners. Florida Man is arrested for making moonshine
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Fri September 02, 2022
(Macon Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Yeah," Florida Man said, "it's cocaine"
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(WDBO Orlando)
 
 
 
Deputies arrest Florida man who left dead animals at Parkland shooting memorial. Features the most Florida of FloridaMan mug shots
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Thu September 01, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Florida Man: Damn, I didn't budget for a really shady lawyer
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Wed August 31, 2022
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man in trouble for swearing in court. Fark: he's the judge
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Sun August 28, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Florida man arrested for calling sex worker on his honeymoon"
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Fri August 26, 2022
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man attempts to play "Buy a Child" card for the second time. Returns to jail, does not pass Go, does not collect $200
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
They did not make a shiat ton of money
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Florida is home to a tree called the manchineel tree that's so toxic, one bite of its apple can kill you, even just standing under it during a rainstorm can cause "excruciating pain and blisters." This was probably figured out by Florida Man
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Thu August 25, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A Florida man was handed multiple life sentences for torturing his 11-year-old stepson, who was famously rescued last year after a waitress secretly showed the boy a sign asking if he needed help. GOOD
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Tue August 23, 2022
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"But remember that just as crazy cray-cray as Florida Man can get, Florida Man can also beast out on good as well as bad, so don't be surprised if we see a post about Florida Man curing cancer or some Scheiße like that"
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Naked Florida man crawls through Taco Bell drive-thru window, lays on floor and refuses to leave. What season does this signal in Florida?
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Mon August 22, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida man finds perfect hiding place for his meth... almost [warning: the video in the article has strobing lights]
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Sun August 21, 2022
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Gas prices are dropping. So is the plane that Florida Man forgot to fill up
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Again, there are no fourteen year old girls on the internet that want to have sex with you, birthday boy
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Sat August 20, 2022
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
New Times delves into how 2018 armless Florida Man stabbing Chicago tourist story winds up back in news cycle, answers include: A) inattentive Sinclair TV reporter, B) post trial photo bombing Barstool Sports Pizza Review, or C) jury acquittal. Huh?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Florida Man goes big
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Fri August 19, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Florida Man with machete crawls into man's bed, tells him "I love you", and then slices deputy all before being shot dead
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Wed August 17, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
"Let them fight" Florida Man Edition
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Tue August 16, 2022
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man throws cheeseburger at girlfriend with such force that when the sandwich struck the back of her head, the woman fell over the curb onto the ground. Yup, Florida
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Man/Certified Creepfest engages in "sextortion" with multiple women and also freaks out the camera in his mugshot
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Sat August 13, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Restaurants, TV hucksters, social media personalities, and of course Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, August 4-10: Fraud Alert Edition
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Tue August 09, 2022
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida man gets in DUI crash at 7 a.m., then bails out of jail and tries to break into three vehicles on the jail grounds, all of which belong to the local sheriff's office
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Mon August 08, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Not content to let leopards have all the face eating fun, Florida man decides to go for a swim in Lake Thonotosassa
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Fri August 05, 2022
(WDBO Orlando)
 
 
 
Delta airlines flight narrowly misses drone - "8 feet from windshield" - on approach to Orlando International Airport. Florida man wanted for questioning. ATC audio attached
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Tue August 02, 2022
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida man in the storm drain wants Mountain Dew and privacy
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Thu July 28, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida Man dies Florida Man death because... Florida Man
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Wed July 27, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man gets DUI inside Walmart
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Sun July 24, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Florida Man vs. Florida Sheriff. Bonus: Article describes Florida Man as "an oxygen-stealer and a scumbag" who was charged with assault with a deadly weapon for throwing an alligator through a Wendy's drive-thru window
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Thu July 21, 2022
(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
"After their neighbor was taken into custody. The neighbors said explosions at the home were not unusual in their otherwise quiet neighborhood. "I always hear a lot of 'boom, boom, boom, boom, boom' everywhere"
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Fri July 15, 2022
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Man has an axe. What could possibly go right?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
European geography, American history, tributes to important people, and of course Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 7-13: Prove You're A Human Edition
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Tue July 12, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida man gives $13K to strangers at Waffle House, and not at gunpoint
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Sanford man confronts big dummy in his garage refrigerator
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
You know what else is 'annoying'? That facial tattoo
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Florida man wakes up stressing about the J6 hearings
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Mon July 11, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's a momentous Monday with the momentous you with the momentous 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Sat July 09, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Billionaires being billionaires, geography, movie props, and Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 30 - July 6: It's So Hot Edition
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Thu July 07, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Naked Florida man on I-75 mounts tractor-trailer
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Wed July 06, 2022
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida man sells pizzas from boat, says 'Damn, I'm onto something'
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Florida Man gets an obituary that might be too harsh for Florida Man
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Tue July 05, 2022
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida man cleans up the trash from his recently fired fireworks then puts them safely in a cardboard box in his garage and goes to bed
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Sun July 03, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida Man: Assault with a deadly wiener
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida Man breaks out his trunk flamethrower
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Sat July 02, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Sheriff gives Florida man a hand
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Recent history, bugs, fast food, and Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 23-29: Patsy Baloney Edition
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Thu June 30, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Spirits tell Florida Man to set his boss's house on fire, be they gin, rum or good, old whisky
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Sat June 25, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man arrested for leaving his Florida in Walmart
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Thu June 23, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Here's the now Florida Man who paid a record-breaking $173M for a Florida property
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(Time)
 
 
 
A tally of insurrectionist arrests, trials, sentences (jail and non-jail) so far. Most of them haven't come to trial yet, the biggies are yet to come, and this is gonna go on for a long time
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Wed June 22, 2022
(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
2016 - Florida man kills couple with machete, strips naked, drinks random garage fluids then eats man's face off. Just may qualify for insanity plea
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"I'm definitely getting Ivy a new kennel"
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Mon June 20, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Absent 11-foot-8 bridges, Florida man steps up to the challenge
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Sat June 18, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Transportation, zoo critters, booze, Canada, and Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 9-15: Baloney Sandwich Edition
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Florida Man arrested wearing cow print onesie, pink collar and hat. That's enough Florida for today
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Thu June 16, 2022
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
I said to buy it from Jesse not Jay Jay, now go ask that cop if it's real Meth
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Wed June 15, 2022
(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Florida Man admits to intentionally hitting a police car because he "felt like he was already in jail." Well, he does live in Florida
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Florida Man fails to make clean getaway after stealing street sweeper. With bonus mud wrestling pics
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Tue June 14, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jetski fraudski splitski
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Mon June 13, 2022
(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Toaster Strudel Stabbing is the name of my alt-Polka band
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Sat June 11, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Often the headline needs no help: Florida man looking for Frisbees in alligator-infested lake found dismembered
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Escaped prisoners, failed marketing campaigns, corporate trolling, and Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 2-8: Corporate Lawyer Edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite Saturday Night Live skit?
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Fri June 10, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Florida man demands investigators stop showing evidence of his crimes
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Sat June 04, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Florida man back at his old job after 8-year hiatus
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Fri June 03, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Russian journalists, alternative meat, summertime restaurant grub, and of course Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 26 - June 1: Canadian Bacon Edition
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Final Destination 6: Florida edition
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Thu June 02, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what tornadoes look like inside? Bonus: You'll wonder why Florida Man stood under an active tornado that long
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