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| Fri February 03, 2023 |
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We've got goalies taking shots on net, attempts to break the sound barrier, the NHL's version of a dunk tank, the trick shot/SNL sketch mashup known as the Breakaway Challenge, and more. It's the 2023 NHL All-Star Skills Competition @ 7pm ET on ESPN
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Even God hates Florida
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If you're an Aussie and want to take a vakay here in the states, here's a list of the 10 deadliest beaches to make you feel more at home
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Your grandma at The Villlages doesn't have that loofah on her golf cart because she's into being clean, she's got it hanging out because she's into being dirty. So very, very dirty
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Former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro, whose U.S. visa expired on Tuesday, is applying for a six-month visa to be able to stay in Florida. Probably to huddle with Trump and plan his next move
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| Fri December 30, 2022 |
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That should come in handy
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It's a battle of orange teams in the Capital One Orange Bowl as Tennessee and Clemson kickoff at 8:00 PM ET in the first of the New Year's Six games. Who do you have in this one? Game will be on, you guessed it, ESPN
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Businessmen give each other the Kissimmee of death after dispute
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders snags Florida education chancellor to 'transform' Arkansas education. Since he's from Florida, he will bring crayons
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Tampa Bay QB Blaine Gabbert's 2022 stat line: 0 games, 0 starts, 0 passes, 0 TDs, 0 INTs, 0 rush TDs, 1 successful water rescue of three people who crashed in a helicopter
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| Wed December 21, 2022 |
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Meanwhile in Fort Lauderdale...
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Texas House of Representatives passes bill that prohibits schools from engaging in "the endorsement or dissuasion of, or interference with, any lifestyle, race, sex, religion, or culture." leaving teachers unable to, well, teach
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Corporate operatives in my freelance film production teams? It's more likely than you think
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Steps to having a successful retirement: 1. Get a job at Walmart. 2. Have a co-worker do a TikTok video on why you have to work at Walmart. 3. Cash in
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DeathSentence holds a "Freedom Blueprint" training session for newly elected conservative school board members. Because nothing says "freedom" like being indoctrinated, especially into being an anti-science book-banning neofascist
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| Tue December 13, 2022 |
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Two boaters who left New Jersey last month for Florida, missing since a stop in North Carolina, rescued off the Delaware coast, now being flown to New York, presumably to receive the Wrong Way Corrigan award
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Joseph Biggs, Florida Proud Boys leader, asks judge to move his trial for seditious conspiracy from DC to VA because 1/6 Committee hearings poisoned jury pool. Dude, they were televised nationally
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The pen is too rowdy for Allegiant
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Because nothing will make pharmaceutical companies step up to the plate during the NEXT public health crisis quite like being hauled before a Florida grand jury because the state's governor wants to score points with his party's lunatic fringe
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25 years after 'Seinfeld' invented Festivus, a Florida newspaper still wants to publish your grievances. "I GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE "
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Step aside Florida alligators, here come the Florida crocodiles
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On this day in history, in 2000, Al Gore conceded the Presidential Election, setting up for years of being called 'Sore Loserman' by people who would go suddenly very quiet on that topic in 2020
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