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Tue December 18, 2018
		Florida man battles 18-foot Burmese python for 30 minutes, lives to laugh about it source: mynews13.com \| share:	22
		Child abuse increases after kids bring their report cards home. That'll teach 'em not to fail their classes source: wgntv.com \| share:	49

Mon December 17, 2018
		Wow. You'll be a LOT colder and you'll probably even have to go to class occasionally source: mlive.com \| share:	19
		Florida man arrested following dodgeball altercation source: fox13news.com \| share:	21
		Among many particular roadside sightings one may see in Florida, I present Super Kock source: clickorlando.com \| share:	33
		Hey, look on the bright side: thanks to the red tide, at least you're not catching crabs. Oh, wait source: nytimes.com \| share:	24

Sun December 16, 2018
		Thoughts and prayers seem to be really working source: ajc.com \| share:	162

Sat December 15, 2018
		Feeling the heat from haters of their slickly produced hick-hop and electro-pop country music, Florida Georgia Line announces their new album is entitled "Can't Say I Ain't Country." Hey bro, we can source: savingcountrymusic.com \| share:	58

Fri December 14, 2018
		LOL... silly voters. Nice try source: businessinsider.com \| share:	34
		Ten 'facts' about alcohol that just aren't true source: nydailynews.com \| share:	23
		Voters expanded voting rights through constitutional amendment. Some elected officials have a problem with this source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	38
		Nicotine research monkeys and 42 cartons of Marlboroughs moved to private sanctuary source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	8

Thu December 13, 2018
		You can deny global warming. You can deny the moon landing. But don't you dare deny this Florida woman her sexy time source: 1190kex.com \| share:	66
		Car vending machine opens today in Indianapolis. But good luck getting all your money into the slot source: indystar.com \| share:	45

Wed December 12, 2018
		The old "alligator ate my husband" routine isn't working this time. Nice Try, Florida source: nbcnews.com \| share:	40

Tue December 11, 2018
		Florida almost done counting ballots source: tampabay.com \| share:	21
		♪ Ah zip-a-dee-doo-dog, zip-a-dee-ay, my, oh my, what a Florida Day. Plenty of po-lice, heading my way, swing the bag of dogs around the bar while being cray-cray ♪ Meh, meter's off, but it's close enough for Florida source: sun-sentinel.com \| share:	20
		Florida Uber Eats customer finds soiled underpants in food order source: wfla.com \| share:	40

Mon December 10, 2018
		How many guys would go to a stranger's house and put on a blindfold, expecting a woman to give them oral sex? In Florida the answer is 150 source: newnownext.com \| share:	22
(Some Holiday Hawk)		So what is your state's favorite holiday movie? Really, Florida? North Dakota, you rule source: howtowatch.com \| share:	32
		Florida student who was left in a wheelchair after a debilitating spinal injury defies the odds by walking across the stage to collect his university diploma using an exoskeleton source: local10.com \| share:	31

Sun December 09, 2018
		Not unlike their counterparts across the nation, Florida Republicans will attempt to ignore ballot measure restoring felon voting rights source: motherjones.com \| share:	96

Sat December 08, 2018
		The Big Ten Conference is considering eliminating divisions as a reaction to not being in the College Football Playoff this year. Would it make a difference? source: si.com \| share:	58

Fri December 07, 2018
		It's not everyday you see a lemur pop out of a horse trailer during a traffic stop source: abcactionnews.com \| share:	10
		Man steals women's sneakers minutes after Kohl's job interview to gift to his mom, who is undoubtedly very proud source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	30
		Florida Man saved from the evil Dr Croc by his trusty sidekick Canada Man source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	24
		Couple convicted of killing their kid with quack "medicine." Supreme court rules the judge erred and orders new trial. Now they want the government to put up 4 million bucks, up front, for their defence. Canada's Florida man? source: cbc.ca \| share:	50
		Florida firehouse dog cleared of all pie theft charges. Mmmmm, pie source: patch.com \| share:	11

Thu December 06, 2018
		Headline: Tennessee to execute man on death row for 36 years. Subby thinks they need to up the amperage if it takes that long. Tag is for pretty much everything in this F'ed up situation source: yahoo.com \| share:	108
		It's not just Wisconsin and North Carolina. Republican legislatures all across the country are impeding or reversing progressive policies approved by voters in the 2018 election source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	67
		Is the number one state for people to move to look for a better life source: msn.com \| share:	17
		Florida high school vending machine loaded with more than just candy and chips source: miami.cbslocal.com \| share:	69
		Florida Man (and Florida Woman) are back with a vengeance, Disney sets another record, and some TV co-hosts got hitched. Hope you're ready to shop, it's the Fark Weird News Quiz, Nov 25 - Dec 1 Bad Gift Ideas Edition source: fark.com \| share:	17
		Sam Nover, longtime Pittsburgh sports broadcaster who called NFL games on NBC during the Seventies and conducted Roberto Clemente's final TV interview, has the clock run out at 77 source: wpxi.com \| share:	3

Wed December 05, 2018
		Judge throws out red light camera ticket after learning nobody in city government knows the legal definition of running a red light source: thenewspaper.com \| share:	42
		Virgin Mary appears in trailer park. The "Florida" tag is almost unnecessary source: foxnews.com \| share:	29

Tue December 04, 2018
		Police unable to identify Florida Man who died in scooter crash. To be fair, if you die on a scooter, you probably don't want anyone to know who you are anyway source: clickorlando.com \| share:	16
		You're a mean one, Mr. Florida Man source: nbc-2.com \| share:	23
		Subby's old girlfriend meets her birth mother after 70 years in the dustiest assisted living center in Florida source: fox13news.com \| share:	40

Mon December 03, 2018
		Active shooter(s) situation in Australia's Florida: two men barricade themselves in Brisbane inner city building and take pot shots at police source: abc.net.au \| share:	114
		Grandma mistakenly booked into jail as a man despite being strip searched. Just another case of Florida being Florida source: miamiherald.com \| share:	49

Sat December 01, 2018
		In most states the head of the house education committee will have a degree. In some states just a high school diploma is enough. But thankfully one state is open minded enough to not care about that source: orlandosentinel.com \| share:	63
		California takes forever to count its ballots because California actually tries to count every single ballot source: motherjones.com \| share:	58

Fri November 30, 2018
		Florida always proves it can go weirder then the previous day. Couple recently arrested for operating a dental clinic out of a bus. Bonus: The bus didn't come to you source: nbcmiami.com \| share:	19
		Mail bomb suspect accused in urine-throwing road rage case. One woman got drenched source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	25
		Here are the nominees for Florida Person of the Year source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	32

Thu November 29, 2018
		Scariest phrase on Fark: "poisonous alcohol" source: cbsnews.com \| share:	48
		"Sorry I am not playing for you, my uncle. I am going to this school instead" source: espn.com \| share:	5
		Alarming spike in dolphin deaths happening across southwest Florida as dolphins realize they reached Florida source: wfla.com \| share:	17

Wed November 28, 2018
		After complaining about college football rankings and singling out Notre Dame specifically, UCF quarterback suffers serious injury. Vengeful God: 1; Whining QB: 0 source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	19
		Florida Man has never been in an Uber like this before. Or maybe he has. Yeah he definitely has, but hasn't called it an Uber before his latest DUI source: nbcmiami.com \| share:	6
		Trump mocked Brenda Snipes and no one knows what the f*ck he's on about source: businessinsider.com \| share:	47
		It's not gonna be a heartwarming story if the words "sword" and "disemboweled" are used in the first two paragraphs source: actionnewsjax.com \| share:	42
		OhYou still ahead of OSU source: usatoday.com \| share:	55
		Prior to discussing climate change, Anderson Cooper takes the time to tell viewers Rick Santorum is a paid co-chair of an anti-environmental biofuel group--and the camera focused on Santorum's face the whole time source: mediaite.com \| share:	63
		Sinatra the Husky, who disappeared 18 months ago in New York, turned up in Florida. Wants steak source: bbc.com \| share:	2
		Same old shopping at dollar store story: Woman farts, man complains, woman pulls knife threatens to "gut" man, jailarity ensues. Or, as they call it there in Florida, "Sunday night" source: miamiherald.com \| share:	81
		Good: Florida town has 100% rate in solving burglaries. Not so good: by employing the "Meh, find someone dark looking and pin them with it" method source: tampabay.com \| share:	46
		Dan Snyder couldn't think of a better way to honor the anniversary of Sean Taylor's death than contributing to a charity.....no, wait, he's selling a $20 Sean Taylor doll and pocketing the money source: deadspin.com \| share:	10

Tue November 27, 2018
		Welp, this is guaranteed to keep Florida a red state in 2020 source: tampabay.com \| share:	135
		Motorist arrested for using remote controlled cloth shield over his license plate to scam tolls. It's curtains for him source: flkeysnews.com \| share:	80
		We didn't know it was illegal to be naked on the beach, we're from Vermont. Besides, we heard anything goes in this state source: wptv.com \| share:	110

Mon November 26, 2018
		Disaster recovery policy- it's time for congress to act. In other words, suck it libs source: thehill.com \| share:	18
		OJ Simpson is granted permission to leave Nevada for the first time since he was paroled, spends Thanksgiving holiday on Florida beach looking for Nicole and Ron's killer source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	13

Sun November 25, 2018
		Ocala Walmart shopper pushing up daisies in garden center after domestic argument gets shooty source: cbsnews.com \| share:	62

Sat November 24, 2018
		Florida Man is back and into cosplay, plus new smart phones and Nazi escapees, so wipe off the blood, glory in your purchases, and take the Fark Weird News Quiz November 11-17 Black Friday Edition source: fark.com \| share:	11
		Houston Texans owner Bob McNair has died at the age of 80 source: amp.cnn.com \| share:	38
		Mike Ditka hospitalized with a heart-related ailment. Maybe those old SNL sketches of "Da Bears" were more realistic than we believed source: chicago.suntimes.com \| share:	26

Fri November 23, 2018
		Hello, Nicolle Wallace, my queen. You showed up, as did Ali Velshi and Katy Tur. Dare we ask if Steve Kornacki will be here tonight? Something will be live at some point, so we might as well watch MSNBC starting at 8PM EST (Eat Some Turkey) source: msnbc.com \| share:	557
		After calling troops in Afghanistan from the safety of his home in Florida, Brave Broke Donnie offered members of the Coast Guard $100 if "they broke par" at Fort Coward-A-Lago. Was this after he doubled greens fees? Forced them to march there? source: thehill.com \| share:	84

Thu November 22, 2018
		As we celebrate all those trying to deep fry turkeys for Thanksgiving, Fark braces for rash of 'Dumbass,' 'Fail,' and 'Florida' submissions source: chron.com \| share:	15
		In news out of Niceville, Florida (yes it's a place), a man wants to know his rights as a dumpster diver, a pig was spotted outside the Burger King and there's a man in the ER drinking hand sanitizer source: nwfdailynews.com \| share:	33
		The first Thanksgiving was held in Florida 50 years before the arrival of the Mayflower. Meal consisted of Natty Light, Slim Jims and Marlboro Reds. Suck it Pilgrims source: news4jax.com \| share:	38
		Say what you want, but at least this Florida Man has his priorities straight source: wftv.com \| share:	32

Wed November 21, 2018
		Remember when you said, "I would never want to live in Florida because of the heat and those big ass storms." "Besides, I couldn't put up with Florida man's red ass." Good times, good times source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	21

Tue November 20, 2018
		People living in colder climates drink more booze. Suck it Florida Man, you lightweight source: independent.co.uk \| share:	44
		Florida man says Santa came early, leaving cocaine, marijuana and several guns in his kitchen. 'Tis the season source: tcpalm.com \| share:	31
		The best little tear down fixer upper in South Florida has been torn down source: usatoday.com \| share:	60
		Today's story: Robots are blocking parking spots at Orlando malls to allow shoppers to reserve spaces. Tomorrow's story: Florida Man drove straight into robot blocking parking spot source: clickorlando.com \| share:	106

Mon November 19, 2018
		Welcome to Opa-locka, Florida, home to the troubled USPS distribution center that probably changed the outcome of Florida's Senate race source: motherjones.com \| share:	33
		Why Democrats should not call the Georgia governor's race "stolen" despite Brian Kemp's sleazy voter suppression efforts source: slate.com \| share:	81
		Breaking from tradition once again, President Trump refuses to pardon turkey, sending it to its fowl demise; "That bird was sent by Soros to spy on me," he said. "Let him get eaten" source: newyorker.com \| share:	55
		Mother in law is supposedly deathly allergic to black pepper all of a sudden. She wasn't last year, and now this makes Thanksgiving cooking difficult. What weird allergies or intolerances do your guests have, and how did you combat it? source: fark.com \| share:	164
		Ants in Florida collect the skulls of other ants to decorate their nests source: newsweek.com \| share:	17

Sun November 18, 2018
(Some Bush/Gore 537 Guy)		After two weeks of counting, recounting, re-recounting, jammed machines, lost ballots, overheating machines, ballots found in a school and ballots left in a rental car, it's finally over. Bill Nelson free to return to space source: floridaelectionwatch.gov \| share:	83
		Now that greyhound racing has been banned, the question becomes...what to do with the greyhounds? source: sun-sentinel.com \| share:	167
		Andrew Gillum concedes Florida governor's race. This is kind of a repeat from November 6th source: cnn.com \| share:	42

Sat November 17, 2018
		This has to be the most geeky Florida story ever. Couple playing 'Call of Duty' had police response after neighbors overhear "Don't Kill me" and "Why'd you take my gun?" source: clickorlando.com \| share:	17
		Remember when Trump ridiculed Rep. Mia Love for not clutching his coat strings thus dooming her election chances? Yeah...about that source: msn.com \| share:	83
		Let's see how the recount is going in Florida. Yep... about as well as we all expected source: nytimes.com \| share:	36
		Authorities seize 110 illegal firearms, a rocket launcher, two pipe bombs, and several pounds of meth and fentanyl. To be fair, once you get locked into a serious weapons and drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can source: rawstory.com \| share:	80

Fri November 16, 2018
		More than 2000 women will be in public office in the coming year. Sammiches expected to be awful since the men will have to make them for themselves, AMIEVENRITER? source: dailykos.com \| share:	98
		Among the more obvious takeaways from the midterms, nearly 60% of elegible voters would appear to have no qualms about living as slaves in a dictatorship source: latimes.com \| share:	58
		UCF is better than Notre Dame source: bleacherreport.com \| share:	31
		Krafty truck driver spills load of mac & cheese all over the highway after swerving to avoid a deer source: wtvr.com \| share:	32
		It's Florida Man being Florida Man as only Florida Man can in the Fark Weird News Quiz, Oct. 28-Nov. 3 It's Too Damn Early For Snow edition source: fark.com \| share:	25
		"On any given day, dozens of people suffering from Alzheimer's and other mental disabilities are stranded in Denver-area hospitals because they have nobody to take care of them" source: whas11.com \| share:	94
		Well GOP, you can rest easy in Florida, voter suppression worked source: usatoday.com \| share:	121

Thu November 15, 2018
		If you have to ask the question, you already know the answer source: mcall.com \| share:	41
		"We were very close to the end, and our machines went down" said, A) the Terminator B) Optimus Prime, or C) Florida source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	71
		SpaceX will launch the Es'hail-2 satellite from the Kennedy Space Center in Florida and first stage drone ship recovery today. Launch window opens at 3:46 p.m. EST. Webcast begins 15 minutes before launch source: spacex.com \| share:	68
		I guess you could say (•_•) / ( •_•)⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■), Trump's a cereal liar source: msn.com \| share:	118
		Matt Gaetz suggests that all the vote-counting cease and the Republicans be automatically declared the winner, because it is the 'Era of Trump' source: rightwingwatch.org \| share:	76
		"Florida Man" is finding mugshot infamy around the world. This guy's neck is no joker source: bnd.com \| share:	69
		Morning, Joe. How's that coffee? Anything for breakfast this morning? Really? Cereal? That seems--hold on, Trump said what about cereal? "It's just another lie; he's not even trying anymore." Yeah, Joe, you're right; pass the ImPeachios and milk source: rawstory.com \| share:	26

Wed November 14, 2018
		Media Matters upset at mainstream media outlets for not putting WITHOUT EVIDENCE in bold enough type, seemingly because they believe that after 2 years of Trump some people might not see it as a given source: mediamatters.org \| share:	28
		So, have you stopped beating your wife, Mr. Avenatti? source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	386
		Rubio defends his use of the term "3-point kick" in likening Florida's election to a football game saying OF COURSE he, like all other manly, totally not lizard-people humans knows what a field goal is, why would anyone question that? tongue flick source: thehill.com \| share:	48
		Trump is now claiming that people are basically putting on Groucho disguises and voting twice in Florida source: twitter.com \| share:	131
		Nate Silver confirms the wavenosity of the blue event last Tuesday source: fivethirtyeight.com \| share:	49
		Florida man tells black election workers not to be "monkeying around" during recount and then does interview with reporter: "And guess who's got all the guns? You think black people have guns? They got a couple little guns. We got f***ing arsenals" source: yahoo.com \| share:	88
		Now Florida Senator Marco Rubio is just making sh*t up for partisan gain by promoting false conspiracy theories source: nytimes.com \| share:	41
		Let's check in for a moment with George Zimmerman, poster child for the Florida Stand Your Ground law. I'm sure he's staying clean and out of . . . oh, lawd source: wftv.com \| share:	261
		Your liberal friend on FB: Trump called for the military ballots cast in Florida's election not to be counted, on Veteran's Day no less. Snopes: Actually, Yeah, he kinda did source: snopes.com \| share:	132
		That bomb-making chemical that's so volatile al-Qaida calls it the "mother of Satan"? A man caught with it said he was just making fireworks. To be fair, he IS a Florida man source: news-journalonline.com \| share:	98
		New York state catches recount fever from Florida, wonders whether it's caught STDs too source: wbng.com \| share:	22
		Palm Beach County voting machines forget to keep cool and stay hydrated source: miamiherald.com \| share:	39

Tue November 13, 2018
		Big losers in this year's election: Florida voters, the GOP, Trump. Big winners: Sinclair, Nexstar and Fox's bottom lines source: kjzz.org \| share:	8
		Trump calls for "immediate end" to recount in Florida, saying it could set dangerous precedent of the person with the most votes winning source: newyorker.com \| share:	35
		Want to take a cruise with a bunch of prog-rock bands? YES source: guitarworld.com \| share:	45
		Broward county just might start getting around to beginning its recount this morning. If you're lucky, dumbasses of Florida source: tampabay.com \| share:	36
		'Counting votes isn't partisan - it's democracy' source: thehill.com \| share:	53
		What would happen if Trump decides to ignore an unfavorable 2020 election outcome if the result is a slim loss for him? source: slate.com \| share:	173
		What would you do if you crashed into 3 cars parked in front of a home? If you're in Florida, you calmly gather your belongings and walk away. All caught on video. Florida man for the win source: nbcmiami.com \| share:	23

Mon November 12, 2018
		Donald Trump Jr. : ZOMG, over 200,000 Florida voters might not even be citizens This is an outrage Stop the election count now Narrator: It was 84 Florida voters and there's no proof that they ever voted source: mediaite.com \| share:	38
		Jeb weighs in on the Broward recount, follows the party line source: thehill.com \| share:	64
		Stolen kiteboarding dog returned by Facebooking millennial. Today's word salad headline has been brought to you by Tampa, Florida source: tampabay.com \| share:	19
		Top of the Florida country music charts: Woman driving drunk in the family pickup has a kid sitting in a lawn chair on the driver's seat, and that's the way we roll source: nwfdailynews.com \| share:	32
		GOP stronghold in Florida accepted ballots via email, in violation of Florida law source: miamiherald.com \| share:	134
		Florida Republicans freaking the fark out, now that the chad is hanging the other way source: miamiherald.com \| share:	77
		Herpes-infected monkeys are running wild in Florida source: nationalgeographic.com \| share:	70
		Why did the armed Florida Man cross the road? Police hope to find out source: wftv.com \| share:	14
		Opa-locka doompety doo, Miami-Dade got ballots from you. Opa-locka doompety day, they won't be counted so please go away source: miamiherald.com \| share:	72
		Hey Florida, in case you thought hurricane season was winding down source: spacecoastdaily.com \| share:	32
		State AG Pam Bondi lashes out against law enforcement department for not opening investigation of voter fraud claims by her Batboy boss Rick Scott. That's how departments independent of political appointees are supposed to run source: wfla.com \| share:	59
		Dog food recalled for making dogs vomit, urinate, have excessive drooling. Every dog ever now a suspected victim source: wgno.com \| share:	35
		It's been 18 years since chad and Florida still can't figure out how to count votes so they'll just call it good and head to the bar soon source: cnn.com \| share:	48

Sun November 11, 2018
		Man who committed biggest Medicare fraud in history accuses senator of fraud source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	26
		Well, there it is. The dumbest farking thing you'll read all day source: rawstory.com \| share:	93

Sat November 10, 2018
		Republicans demand recount be stopped source: cnn.com \| share:	47
		Bucher insisted that she'd bring officers to forcibly remove any member of the media who filmed the (ballot review) process source: palmbeachpost.com \| share:	56

Fri November 09, 2018
		Not the Onion: Mother, son rescued at sea after drifting on one of those giant inflatable swan thingies source: actionnewsjax.com \| share:	45
		Something looks weird In Broward County. Oh, never mind. It's Florida, Todd source: fivethirtyeight.com \| share:	82
		I know what those words mean, but this tweet makes no sense source: twitter.com \| share:	230
		Florida man and elementary school principal, caught sayof $2100 floating around his school. He takes control of situation and returns all $1200 to the rightful owners. What is the outcome? Show your work source: tampabay.com \| share:	109
		News: Moms brawl at school bus stop. Fark: Florida Mom airlifted after being slashed with broken coffee mug source: wtvr.com \| share:	88
		Governor Batboy files lawsuit and sends his armed goons to prevent all the votes from being counted source: usatoday.com \| share:	189

Thu November 08, 2018
		Florida Man, college football edition: "I don't give a damn about the Gators" source: local10.com \| share:	5
		The voting totals in Florida's Governor race between Gillum and DeSantis are now so close that it's triggered a forced recount with thousands of votes still untallied. Luckily recounts have never gone wrong in Florida source: miamiherald.com \| share:	88
		Florida Democratic gubernatorial candidate Andrew Gillum: On second thought, I unconcede source: nbcnews.com \| share:	114
		In a Ric Romero moment, the FBI confirms what everybody with an IQ over 37 already knew source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	55
		Separation of church and state? Florida pastor under fire for posting sign near voting precinct telling voters to sing for Jesus and not to vote Democrat source: nbcmiami.com \| share:	53
		Samantha Bee on Trump's treatment of Jim Acosta; "You work for us. Oh my god... You are at work. This is behavior that would have gotten me fired from Tim Horton's and they didn't even fire me for turning their donuts into bongs" source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	90

Wed November 07, 2018
		Little hints that Florida man is interested in his roommate in a romantic way: Flashing his private parts and leaving sex toys throughout the house, plus the hidden cam source: fox13news.com \| share:	28
		Environmentalists want to protect dolphins. Dolphins want voters to protect sports betting rights source: espn.com \| share:	4
		Egg truck catches fire on Florida turnpike. First responders scrambled source: wftv.com \| share:	27
		So here's one I haven't heard before, Florida moves some polling locations inside of private gated communities. People designated for that precinct required to show ID at security gate before entering community source: wlrn.org \| share:	58
		Nelson calls for recount in Senate election, despite Scott declaring victory. To be fair, Scott can probably see the vote totals better, having been raised in a cave by bats source: clickorlando.com \| share:	67
		Duke sucked Kentucky's morale source: ncaa.com \| share:	13
		The strangest ballot initiative from yesterday? How about an indoor vape ban rolled into a bill about offshore oil drilling? source: deseretnews.com \| share:	61
		For Woofday Wednesday, there are going to be a larger number of retirees in Florida in the next while source: orlandosentinel.com \| share:	18

Tue November 06, 2018
		MSNBC calls Florida for the Democrat candidate a bit early. This is not a repeat of 2000 source: nypost.com \| share:	43
		We understand that elections can be harrowing, but that doesn't mean you're allowed to blow up the Supervisor of Elections Office, Florida Man source: clickorlando.com \| share:	28
		Florida man breaks in, strips down to underwear, and then jumps into crocodile pool at alligator farm. But don't worry, folks. The crocodiles are okay source: wftv.com \| share:	34
		Several major cities offering free public transportation for residents so you can get out and vote. "A lack of transportation should never stand between a voter and the polls" source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	66
		Michigan Man tries to claim titlebelt from Florida Man source: clickondetroit.com \| share:	28

Mon November 05, 2018
		Florida or Dumbass? Both: There must be fifty ways to leave your lover. This way was not in the lyrics source: clickorlando.com \| share:	8
		New ax-throwing venue offers to be a place you can 'relax and have a good time,' at least if you're able to relax around multiple Florida Men throwing axes around source: clickorlando.com \| share:	39
		Disney World IS expensive, but it does NOT cost your first born child. Yet source: clickorlando.com \| share:	59
		Maine's Governor LePage to complete transition to Florida Man after election source: thehill.com \| share:	48
(Battleswarm)		Your Obligatory "Day Before the Election" Horserace Post. Spoilers: Republicans keep the Senate, and we don't know who keeps the House until recounts are complete source: battleswarmblog.com \| share:	55

Sun November 04, 2018
		According to British Airways, a "minor technical issue" was responsible for over 200 passengers being stranded at two different airports over a three day period. Bonus: mid-air fuel dumping and high-altitude lowering of the landing gear source: nypost.com \| share:	22
		Trump goes full-fearmonger, says if Gillum wins "immigrants will be camping on your front lawns" source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	248
		It's almost as if, dare we say it, some members of the Trump administration are just a wee bit racist source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	79
		Almost 16 thousand ballots trashed because source: motherjones.com \| share:	100

Sat November 03, 2018
		Actual headline of article on the shooting at Florida hot yoga studio: "Maura Binkley: A Tribute to the Hot Yoga Shooting Victim." OK, while it looks literally accurate, apparently we aren't doing phrasing anymore source: heavy.com \| share:	70

Fri November 02, 2018
		Move over Mickey Mouse. A Florida company wants to bring a snow park to the Sunshine State On a steaming hot day, what could go wrong? source: miami.cbslocal.com \| share:	26
		Mass shooting reported at Florida yoga studio [Update: four wounded, shooter dead] source: wftv.com \| share:	193
		Obama gets heckled in Florida, calmly responds with a very good question source: twitter.com \| share:	201
		Has 'stand your ground' made Florida more tolerant of deadly force? Short answer: yes. Long answer is currently dodging gunfire and unable to respond source: tampabay.com \| share:	148
		Is it the Gators? It is the alcohol? Is there something in the water? The Daily Show answers the age old question, "Why Florida man? WHY?" source: youtube.com \| share:	8
		"Tennessee executes inmate by electric chair for second time in 60 years." Wow, that dude must have been one tough, old bastard source: wlwt.com \| share:	159

Thu November 01, 2018
		Two high school students find out they're both having sex with their science teacher and become so furious they tell his wife. Arrestilarity ensues source: nypost.com \| share:	195
		Pittsburgh and New York are back for a rematch from Tuesday, the Champs head to Montreal, & the Leafs try to rebound against the Stars, plus 10 more games. First puck drops at 2pm ET as the Jets face Florida in Helsinki source: nhl.com \| share:	52
		Medieval 'Porpoise grave' in UK has scientists flippering on theories source: bbc.com \| share:	7
		Woman leaves kids in hot car with meth while she shops at dollar store, wins Florida Man Bingo source: q13fox.com \| share:	27

Wed October 31, 2018
		Florida Man arrested for New England dildoing in Buffalo. Obviously he was not familiar with the New York penile codes source: wben.radio.com \| share:	10
		Lieutenant Governor candidate's wife injured in skeet shooting accident. Surprisingly not Florida, but close source: whnt.com \| share:	28
		Florida Man rescued from well went in "just to say he did," proving again that he's no deep thinker source: wftv.com \| share:	17
		Florida Man avoids prosecution after pulling a handgun on black college students to prevent them from getting on the same elevator as him source: nbcmiami.com \| share:	41

Tue October 30, 2018
		Biden says that "words do indeed matter" before going back to waxing '76 Trans Am with Borg-Warner Super T10 four-speed manual with floor-mounted Hurst and first-gear ratio of 2.43 and limited-slip, 8.5-inch 10-bolt differential with 3.23:1 gearset source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	43
		Will Daniel Bryan find out he is no longer qualified to face the champion or will he be mysteriously attacked backstage? Will Becky show up and remind us of a much better PPV? What will New Day dress as for Halloween? WWE SDL 8pm EDT USA source: mandatory.com \| share:	347
		After Trump calls Gillum "a thief" in a Tweet endorsing DeSantis, Gillum claps back with one calling Trump "weak' and a coward who didn't even have the guts to "@" him when attacking him. This headline brought to you by the cyber-dystopia timeline source: politico.com \| share:	51
		Red Wings fans have a tradition of throwing octopuses on the ice during games, Florida Panthers fans throw rubber rats, Philadelphia fans throw batteries. Buffalo Bills fans throw, well, something else (possibly NSFW) source: si.com \| share:	14
		As you're dodging potholes, check out the 10 worst states for road quality source: businessinsider.com \| share:	28
		YouTube challenges, mystery meat, and feral varmints - and Florida Man gets the week off. It's the Fark Weird News Quiz, Oct. 14-20 Baby Shark doo doo doo doo doo doo Edition source: fark.com \| share:	16
		Should this baby hippo be named Dan Le Batard? Well, at least it's not Hippo McHippoface source: sun-sentinel.com \| share:	7
		Florida Man and Florida Woman discover gay man wearing a Speedo visiting a small uninhabited island. Click for an all-new adventure source: sun-sentinel.com \| share:	72

Mon October 29, 2018
		Four shots fired into Florida Republican Headquarters, in today's "You're not helping" story source: clickorlando.com \| share:	314

Sat October 27, 2018
		Sports trophies, movie extras, and of course Florida Woman. It's time once again for the Fark Weird News Quiz, October 7-13 Paraprosdokian Edition source: fark.com \| share:	8
		Week 9 in college football brings us Florida at Georgia, USF takes on Houston, Iowa goes up against Penn State, Clemson at FSU and Notre Dame vs Navy. These games and a lot more starting at Noon ET source: espn.com \| share:	150
		Florida man has an iPhone it seems source: theregister.co.uk \| share:	22
		Mom finds out her perfect little angel isn't so innocent with help of an X-ray source: buzzfeednews.com \| share:	106

Fri October 26, 2018
		Trump has no plans to contact either Clinton or Obama after bombing arrest, says he plans to ratchet up the rhetoric source: cnbc.com \| share:	112
		Heavy goes Google stalking the MAGAbomber suspect source: heavy.com \| share:	130
		Ceiling ransomware scammers may or may not be watching you masturbate source: wesh.com \| share:	29
		There is no way the MAGA bomber story can get any more Florida. You say he worked as a male stripper? I stand corrected source: washingtonexaminer.com \| share:	216
		Pricipal . Caught Sayoc bomb that has stoped Vandstandsing " MAGAbombed " Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for vanifesto -OR- "hello, I am mail dud bomb to explode and wait for answer again" source: independent.co.uk \| share:	413
		Possible #Magabomber magabusted in Florida source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	1734
		The rise and fall of Bubba the Love Sponge, Florida's version of Howard Stern source: tampabay.com \| share:	53
		Bomb #11 (Cory Booker) found in Florida, possible bomb #12 being investigated in Manhattan source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	533

Thu October 25, 2018
		If you're going to be driving down the road with a stockpile of weapons and ammo, be sure to drink coffee instead of beer. (With 'yep, pretty much what I expected' mugshot goodness) source: nbcnews.com \| share:	66
		Whatcha gonna do, America, when the Burmese python invasion runs wild over you? source: miamiherald.com \| share:	59
		Breaking News out of Florida. Please position your fainting couches. It appears that Auto Insurance Companies are charging different rates in different ZIP CODES source: tampabay.com \| share:	131
		The person Ron DeSantis tasked with Jewish outreach was spotted mingling and hobnobbing with a hate group source: rightwingwatch.org \| share:	24
		DeSantis: Not racist, but #1 with racists source: twitter.com \| share:	146

Wed October 24, 2018
		Cause we haven't completely gone down the racist rabbit hole, let's just chuck a couple more tons of dynamite into the Florida Governor's race source: cnn.com \| share:	71
		Hurricane Michael forces Florida to ease voting rules. People are surprised. When did Florida start adopting rules about voting? source: cnn.com \| share:	19

Tue October 23, 2018
		Despite being in Florida, Joe Biden says it's not a time to joke: 'We're in the battle for the soul of America' source: tampabay.com \| share:	54
		Economic anxiety hard at work in Florida robocalls source: nbcnews.com \| share:	47
(Country Living)		Y_u _ _ _ h_ve _ ch_ _ce t_ _ _ste _w_y i_ M_rg_rit_ville, th_ _ks to _heel _f F_rtu_e source: countryliving.com \| share:	29
		Six years after a severed head lead to a murder conviction in Florida, the killer emailed a TV station to give up the rest of the body source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	36
		Yes, the NAACP is there to help, but you're probably not going to be their top priority if you're a white Florida Man being pepper sprayed for attacking JetBlue employees source: wftv.com \| share:	32
		Subby can't keep track of who started punching whom, without provocation, after a car crashed into a utility pole. But cousins were called, and a melee ensued. Staten Island Man is the new Florida Man source: nydailynews.com \| share:	27

Mon October 22, 2018
		How to Win Florida. Step 1 is somehow not "Offer them firecrackers and hold their beer" source: politico.com \| share:	10
		Actual headline: "Crowd goes wild after Gillium hands DeSantis his ass during Sunday night debate" source: bipartisanreport.com \| share:	79
		Add palm trees to list of things that can kill you in Florida. So, stay alert, don't get caught napping source: abcactionnews.com \| share:	22
		"Trump is weak. He performs as all weak people do: they become bullies" source: mediaite.com \| share:	95

Sun October 21, 2018
		Come test your knowledge of comic book movies, insurance fraud, and of course Naked Florida Man. It's the Fark Weird News Quiz, Sept 30-Oct 6 Cream Cheese Edition source: fark.com \| share:	11

Sat October 20, 2018
		Meth in her bra, heroin in her purse, an outstanding warrant ... Florida Woman leads an active lifestyle source: nwfdailynews.com \| share:	37
		City Commissioner: He offered to return the axe and pay for it, so when he tried to run, I shot him. I stood my ground. DA: Nope source: cnn.com \| share:	250
		Detroit is the last winless team, can they change their luck against Florida? Thirteen games today starting with the Devils meeting the spawn of Satan (Gritty) at 1pm ET & ending with the Isles facing the Sharks at 10:30pm ET source: nhl.com \| share:	165
		Huge rattlesnake slithers across St. Petersburg golf course. Probably hopes to score a birdie source: foxnews.com \| share:	49

Fri October 19, 2018
		Israeli Supreme Court slaps Netanyahu with a wet gefilte fish, says freedom of speech is still important source: bbc.com \| share:	19

Thu October 18, 2018
		Officials in Gulf and Bay county Florida decide people haven't suffered enough so they're banning alcohol sales source: nwfdailynews.com \| share:	14
		Donald Trump is "the real Florida Man." Which explains so much about both of them source: theringer.com \| share:	17
		With less than three weeks before the midterms, let's take a nice hard look at Governor Skeletor's corrupt closeted skeletons. Strike up the xylophone music source: nytimes.com \| share:	22

Wed October 17, 2018
		News: Lane Kiffin offers a scholarship to a young man with a cannon for an arm. Not news: It's Matt Leinart's son. Fark.com: He's 11 years old source: si.com \| share:	23
		Aftermath of hurricane Michael threatens to unleash even more chaos for Florida. Yes, more so than usual source: politico.com \| share:	28
		Florida Man - The Halloween costume. What are YOU dressing up as? source: i.imgur.com \| share:	7
		Added to the list of things black people aren't allowed to do: watch their children play soccer (w/video) source: nypost.com \| share:	181

Tue October 16, 2018
		Court: Florida Gov. Rick Scott can't name three new justices to the Florida Supreme Court after his term has ended. In other news, Florida Gov. Rick Scott planned to do just that source: slate.com \| share:	27
		Another day, another child's toy with a phone number that reaches a sex line source: wsrz.iheart.com \| share:	46

Mon October 15, 2018
		Fact-checking the Florida gubernatorial ads: no, the Democrat candidate is not on the run from the FBI. Probably source: tampabay.com \| share:	87
		Pretty much the only house left standing undamaged along the shoreline in Mexico Beach, FL is the one that the owners said "hey, we're building this on a beachfront in Florida, let's build it to withstand the strongest hurricane imaginable" source: nytimes.com \| share:	207
		Protip: If you plan on looting after a natural disaster, don't shout, "I'm Looting" while attempting to steal a police car like Florida Man here source: myfox8.com \| share:	56
		Evacuee from Hurricane Michael spots uncle's H-E-L-P message spelled out in downed trees on satellite map. Moves on to find The Minnow source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	39

Sun October 14, 2018
		While people in parts of Florida and Georgia are searching for food and water, Trump is busy searching for his golf ball in the rough for the 210th day source: rawstory.com \| share:	134
		FEMA not bringing emergency relief to many areas hit by Hurricane Michael yet. It's like a disaster zone there source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	123

Sat October 13, 2018
		NOT a repeat of the 1993 Sugar Bowl or a preview of the 2021 Chick-fil-A Kickoff Game source: phys.org \| share:	2

Fri October 12, 2018
		Storm chasers in Mexico Beach Florida record the visibly rotating "stadium effect" from inside the eye of Hurricane Michael source: youtube.com \| share:	68
		World War II explosive was being used as a garden decoration in guess which state? source: local21news.com \| share:	33
		Non-white female U of Georgia Trump supporter at a loss for words when asked if the end justifies the means, see inner turmoil surface at 1:30 mark. Oh Snap source: cnn.com \| share:	137
		Florida man crashes Lamborghini into a Ford, flees in a Mercedes-Benz. It's refreshing to see a thief with class these days source: autoblog.com \| share:	28
		State officials say 285 people stayed behind in Mexico Beach. They haven't confirmed anyone dead yet, but they've also only confirmed 20 alive source: sun-sentinel.com \| share:	61

Thu October 11, 2018
		Moose Inconsolable source: cbsnews.com \| share:	22
		Chris Matthews slams Trump for holding rallies while part of the country is being ravaged by a hurricane source: politicususa.com \| share:	68
		Today in what the fark is going on in this insane reality, Kanye West and Kid Rock visit the White House. Good thing it is Thirsty Thursday here in the MSNBC Primetime Discussion Thread. 8PM EDT source: msnbc.com \| share:	725
		Florida Man builds Chuck E. Cheese with functioning robots in his bedroom. What could go wrong? source: tampabay.com \| share:	67
		Images from the Florida panhandle following Hurricane Michael. Spoiler Alert: It ain't pretty source: tampabay.com \| share:	229
		RIP Florida man source: azfamily.com \| share:	32
		I just found out that a CNN Town Hall with Beto O'Rourke is going to be held in my hometown next week. Link to story to the left, suggestions for a question for me to ask to the right source: thehill.com \| share:	97

Wed October 10, 2018
		School Board Member: "I do not consider a whore to be a victim of rapes" source: ocala.com \| share:	134
		Michael makes landfall and the White House does the obvious: Another rally! Eh, Florida's never influenced an election before, right? We also say a fond farewell to a most radiant canine. This is your MSNBC discussion thread, glasses up 8 PM ET source: msnbc.com \| share:	757
		Florida police seeking home invader who hit sleeping woman with vase. Finally, one for the cold vase files source: wftv.com \| share:	34
		Florida is a pretty hurricane-savvy state, but even they have NEVER seen anything like Michael in the Panhandle, as least as far back as we have records, which is 1851. So If you think you "got this"? You don't got this-get to safety source: weather.com \| share:	178
		If you're in Florida and haven't evacuated yet, you're probably screwed source: nbcnews.com \| share:	49
		Not to alarm anybody but the eye of Hurricane Michael really does look like a skull source: azcentral.com \| share:	70
(Some Guy)		Coast Guard warns of surprise hurricane sex source: freightwaves.com \| share:	13
		Just like that Hurricane Michael is now a Category 4 storm. If you're in the projected path of the storm get out now. Does any Farker have a place for a fellow Farker to stay? This is your Wednesday Hurricane Michael thread source: nbcnews.com \| share:	345
		Hurricane Michael is now a Cat 4. No funny headline for this source: nhc.noaa.gov \| share:	252

Tue October 09, 2018
		Republican gubernatorial candidate Ron DeSantis, whose open racism is energizing his support base while alienating others, once wrote a book praising the Founding Fathers for not abolishing slavery, stating they were "right to do so" source: alternet.org \| share:	65
		Why Florida headlines are the best headlines: "Did the commissioner accused of sphincter bleaching just compare the mayor to Hitler?" source: miamiherald.com \| share:	41
		Hurricane Michael looks to make a flacid Florida a bit more erect. With helpful picture at the end of the article source: thestate.com \| share:	43
		Looks like the Carolinas can't catch a break: Hurricane Michael is forecast to dump 4-10 inches of rain across both states after crashing into the Florida Panhandle source: nhc.noaa.gov \| share:	87
		Florida man news story gets a different tag today for obvious reasons source: blacksportsonline.com \| share:	48

Mon October 08, 2018
		Michael is now officially a hurricane, expected to impact the Florida panhandle as a dangerous cat-3 with 120 mph winds this week source: tropicwx.com \| share:	76
		Rod Rosenstein to travel to Orlando with Trump on Air Force One. Will he be fired? Will Trump then yell "get off my plane?" Let the games begin source: nytimes.com \| share:	85
		DeSantis goes even further off the racist deep end in the latest attack on Gillum source: motherjones.com \| share:	92
		Disney World increases premium to enter park 75 minutes earlier. No word when they plan to start the early early morning entry source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	10

Sun October 07, 2018
		Florida man arrested for planning to kill liberals in their sleep claims he "didn't intend to hurt anyone" source: huffingtonpost.co.uk \| share:	120
		We can be angry. We can talk. The question is: are you registered to vote? 'Murica tag for what it should stand for source: vote.org \| share:	126

Sat October 06, 2018
		Guard who boiled an inmate to death becomes cop who loses evidence, crashes patrol car, has sex on the job, faces termination. Florida: And is also a finalist for Officer of the Year source: miaminewtimes.com \| share:	78
		Photoshop is getting so realistic, it's even fooling weight scales these days source: bnqt.com \| share:	56

Fri October 05, 2018
		Man posts Florida sign in his Florida gas station asking Florida people not to microwave their Florida urine before taking their Florida drug tests. FLORIDA source: ktla.com \| share:	68
		Hope you know what Florida Man was doing this week, and where not to buy British breakfast cereal - it's the Fark Weird News Quiz Sept. 23-29, Kid Recipes Edition source: fark.com \| share:	17

Wed October 03, 2018
		Florida bear: Hold my picnic basket and watch this... uh oh source: thenewstribune.com \| share:	2
		Florida woman arrested for throwing spices at elementary school students is charged with assault and pepper source: wftv.com \| share:	31

Tue October 02, 2018
		Florida Man arrested for practicing dentistry without a license after police get all up in his grills source: wftv.com \| share:	32
		'Barely legal' 18-year-old porn star sues agent, who is notorious for recruiting "barely legal teeny-boppers" for exploitation after signing contract source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	38
		Reptile dysfunction source: canoe.com \| share:	10

Sun September 30, 2018
		Maid of honor chugs bottle of fireball, punches best man, steals car, nearly runs him over during wedding. The Florida Aristocrats source: whiskeyriff.com \| share:	53
		Florida grandma scares off naked intruder by popping her dentures out source: abc7chicago.com \| share:	32

Thu September 27, 2018
		Driving in your undies? You may get away with it. But adding a blunt to the mix may tip the scales source: tcpalm.com \| share:	25
		Yes source: nbcsports.com \| share:	12

Wed September 26, 2018
		Florida man charged with stealing, burying $400K in silver coins in his backyard. No word if he'll be forced to walk the plank source: wftv.com \| share:	14
		The most dangerous lizards, bugs and monkeys now living in Florida. Article fails without mention of Red Necked Ground Stander and Homo Holdmybeericus source: sun-sentinel.com \| share:	15
		Just a day in the life of Florida Man, plus bonus dude in a Pirate Hat. Why does no-one acknowledge the hat? I have so many questions source: msn.com \| share:	28
		Florida Man discovers an innovative way to counter rising food costs thus saving money on grocery purchases source: actionnewsjax.com \| share:	19

Tue September 25, 2018
		Florida man gets 20 years in prison for stealing $600 worth of cigarettes, which seems like a tough sentence for just taking three packs source: cbsnews.com \| share:	88
		Pit bull rescued from fighting ring to become K-9 officer source: kdvr.com \| share:	14

Mon September 24, 2018
		Well, there's one Florida House seat that can be moved from "toss up" to "Safe Republican" source: thehill.com \| share:	70
		Good Samaritan is run over by Florida man who helpfully stops to check on him, steals his car, and leaves his own truck behind source: nbcnews.com \| share:	61
		CNN's panel of concerned conservative women who poo-poo'd Ford's accusations turns out to have been made up of GOP operatives. Quelle surprise source: salon.com \| share:	108
		Calling all Orlando/Central Florida Farkers Fark Party this Monday at Pointe Orlando with randos? More likely than you think. Respond in thread if you're down, and please include your preference of venue source: fark.com \| share:	73

Sun September 23, 2018
		Oregon enters contestant for its own "Florida" tag source: oregonlive.com \| share:	75

Sat September 22, 2018
		Here are the weirdest job openings in every state. Florida, New Jersey take top honors source: usatoday.com \| share:	37
		I mean, who hides an abortion pill in a smoothie? Former Trump aide Jason Miller, that's (allegedly) who source: newsweek.com \| share:	246

Fri September 21, 2018
		'Bored housewife' makes sex tapes of 'her' having sex with 150 gullible men (w/that's a man pic) (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	152
		Colin Kaepernick may be playing in the NFL again soon source: msn.com \| share:	48
		22-year-old Florida student's cunning plans to steal an American Airlines jet not thought out all the way through source: cbsnews.com \| share:	44
		Florida man finishes his beer before surrendering for a DWI. Politely pulls over after high speed chase, then chugs, holds out both hands from the window in an act of surrender, releasing the empty cans to the ground. So, littering, too, I guess source: wmur.com \| share:	31

Thu September 20, 2018
		Retired county worker sees dead people. Spoiler alert: he was Florida Man all along source: tampabay.com \| share:	10
		Article on dangers at Florida beaches asks, "Do you know what hazards are lurking in the water?" Number one: Lightning. Number two: the Sun source: clickorlando.com \| share:	28
		So what has Florida man been up to this week? Does eating alligator contribute to the general lunacy? Find out in the Fark Weird News Quiz, Sept. 2-8 No, We're Not Doing Mushrooms Edition source: fark.com \| share:	24

Wed September 19, 2018
		Today, in conversations that could have happened: Florida woman- "I want you to kill my husband." Hit man- "What are you paying?" Florida woman- "I have a cute earring." Hit man- "I don't care how well you hear" source: actionnewsjax.com \| share:	35
		Trump is FURIOUS that FL gubernatorial candidate Ron DeSantis showed "disloyalty" to him by siding with objective reality (and his own electoral viability) rather than Trump on the Puerto Rican Maria death toll "controversy" source: politico.com \| share:	86
		Florida legislature: "Here's a bunch of money for more guns in schools." Florida schools: "No thanks, that's stupid." Florida legislature: "Take the money" Florida schools: "Mmm mmm" source: mynews13.com \| share:	49
		Naked Florida Man disturbs neighbors with his nude gardening, particularly the way he winds up his hose source: wpbf.com \| share:	69
		You killed six people through gross negligence. That'll be $14,500 per victim, please source: miamiherald.com \| share:	77
		New York World Wine & Spirits Competition just named the best vodka in the world. Even better "blind tasting more than 395 entries across 60 categories" source: delish.com \| share:	31
		Former porn star Mia Khalifa starts GoFundMe to fire Florida State head coach source: 247sports.com \| share:	24
		In some areas, mobile home values are rising as fast as traditional homes. Which may finally bring truth to the claim "the South will rise again" source: marketwatch.com \| share:	19

Tue September 18, 2018
		Rick Scott didn't think his lukewarm non-response to the red tide environmental crisis would result in a swarm of protesters descending on his campaign stops. But, as always, his intuition was wrong source: orlandosentinel.com \| share:	52
		Florida man enjoys playing pool in local bars. Florida man really likes when he wins. When Florida man loses he sucker punches the winner. Sometimes this doesn't kill them. Sometimes it does source: tampabay.com \| share:	66

Mon September 17, 2018
		There's an oral sex loophole in Florida's bestiality law. It took Florida Man to figure that out source: nydailynews.com \| share:	134

Sun September 16, 2018
		Boomers retire in the southwest's version of Florida: bring on the sunshine, low taxes, affordability source: azcentral.com \| share:	73

Sat September 15, 2018
		If you don't speak the language they won't serve you in the Hialeah Taco Bell. Difficulty: Spanish source: miamiherald.com \| share:	119
		Now I'm no Ms. Manners, but I'm pretty sure that wearing an inmate's ear on a necklace at the mess hall after Labor Day is just a tad gauche source: bradenton.com \| share:	32
		RV sales guy looking for fat commission: "This RV is $250,000." Florida man checks his pockets and looks around, "Um, Will ya take a third party post dated check and throw in the floor mats?". RV guy, "This is your lucky day" source: tampabay.com \| share:	69

Fri September 14, 2018
		Headline correction: Shirtless idiot from Florida stands in the wind with a flag source: realtalk910.iheart.com \| share:	50
		Trump looks to reign in activist judges by telling DoJ lawyers to request injunctions not be applied nationwide so that, for example, Muslims might be banned from entering the country in Texas or Florida, but could enter in California or New York source: townhall.com \| share:	65

Thu September 13, 2018
		Republicans and Democrats finally come up with a bipartisan bill to solve a problem that's been plaguing our country: people eating their pets source: nbcnews.com \| share:	76
		Rick Scott realizes some Puerto Ricans moved to Florida source: thehill.com \| share:	64
		Ugly ass baby giant anteater born at Connecticut zoo source: ctpost.com \| share:	2

Wed September 12, 2018
		Le'Veon Bell is staying loose during his holdout, ready to come back at a moment's notice source: tmz.com \| share:	27
		GOP bringing in the smartest, most articulate Republican president of the 21st century to aid in midterm elections source: cnn.com \| share:	65
		In preparation for Hurricane Florence, what are your go-to storm tracking sites? source: nhc.noaa.gov \| share:	26
		Florida man attacks neighbor with chainsaw over shrub dispute source: wkrg.com \| share:	30

Tue September 11, 2018
		Unlike his opponent, DeSantis is proud of the Florida tag source: thehill.com \| share:	23
		New Florida law (pushed by Mike Huckabee) allows any person who owns beachfront property to declare that beach closed to the public. Go see the ocean somewhere else, peasant source: npr.org \| share:	80

Mon September 10, 2018
		7 hours, 8 minutes later, the Dolphins defeated the Titans source: espn.com \| share:	6
		McDonald's stores in South Florida are testing McD's international menu items that have sold well abroad, such as Grand McExtreme Bacon Burger, BBQ McShaker Fries, McSpicy Chicken, and the Dutch Stroopwafel McFlurry which is not a sex practice source: brandeating.com \| share:	20
		Man told deputies he stole an ambulance because he "needed a car." Since it's Florida, this makes perfect sense source: miami.cbslocal.com \| share:	14
		The election consultant who tried to close polling places in Randolph Country, Georgia had no reason to think he wouldn't get away with it, since he already had ten times before source: pressherald.com \| share:	60
		DeSantis resigns House seat to focus on DeGoverner's election, probably has nothing to do with DeSpeeches to DeRacists source: politico.com \| share: