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Thu June 17, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Florida Man tells us one more thing he knows about the Jew - "Jewish people who live in the United States don't love Israel enough. Does that make sense to you? I'm not talking about Orthodox Jews." Subby's response: lech tizdayen, chamor catom
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Wed June 16, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ron DeSantis deploys FL state law enforcement officers to police illegal immigration...in Arizona and Texas
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida Alligator plays a game of ding dong dash
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Royal Caribbean finds its inaugural cruise postponed after two crew members test positive for Covid-19
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Tue June 15, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing, just a box of 30 armor-piercing grenades stolen from a U.S. Marine Corps depot in Florida that ended up stuffed into a pillow case behind some bushes at some contractor's house in Atlanta
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Pinky swear that you have been vaccinated will get you into Disney. Double dog dare will still get you kicked out
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Lightning hits car on I-75 leaving 7-foot mark on pavement. No word on what kind of skid marks the driver left
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
On the day before they file, Florida Congressional Candidate gets temporary restraining orders against her two GOP primary opponents because, according to her, they have conspired to have her killed
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama officially hits 30% of fully vaccinated individuals against COVID-19, thanks God again for Mississippi
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Mon June 14, 2021
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Masks could have stopped the pandemic, but Trump
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Sun June 13, 2021
(Los Angeles Magazine)
 
 
 
States that took COVID seriously did better protecting their citizens' health, AND their economy
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
The worst thing about security cameras in McDonald's is they're watching you eat AND steal from kids with cancer
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida man likes to eat most things he finds in his yard
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Texas man goes to Florida, finds out
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Mudcat Grant joins the hereafter's sports nickname Hall of Fame
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Sat June 12, 2021
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Want to travel the country for a month? Do you have $299? All ABOOOOOAAARD
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
A guy could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Florida man's quixotic quest to unseat Georgia governor runs into a snag: no one in the Georgia GOP is interested in running against him
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Bitcoin and Covid walk into a bar. The bartender says...
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Fri June 11, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
We just had a deer in our back yard eating mulberries
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Today in Florida....the mystery of rubber bales that washed up on Palm Beach may be solved
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This anaconda is huge
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida woman leaves drugged man at hotel. Fails to take kidneys
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Another pantless Florida woman. Must be hot down there this week
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Thu June 10, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
A cruise line thinks it has found a way around DeSantis' vaccine passport ban
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
When you're too much of a Florida Man for even Florida
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Sunshine State now has its own "Bridgegate" scandal, and, like everything else involving Gov. DeSantis, it's far more stupid and petty than the original
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turns out that south Florida is basically one giant Comic-Con dedicated to the extended Trump universe
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida Man uses podcast to interview guy who ate his own foot. Asks, "what was that like?"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
At this point a chess player's time clock would be more useful for tracking days without a mass shooting in the US
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fine, so you want to cruise unvaccinated? Okay. Here's the bill for each of the daily tests we're going to administer so you can wander amongst the vaccinated masses
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida: Why is there a man sitting inside a box in Fort Lauderdale's airport?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
What a crappy way to go
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Wed June 09, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"Ya'll chill, I'm just intoxicated" may not be the smartest thing to say to cops after you've just run down a pedestrian while driving 114 mph
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds" doesn't mention anything about gators
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The federal government is contributing to climate change, needs to get rid of its energy wasting marijuana ban
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
The Congressional Black Caucus is blackballing a Republican Congressman. Maybe he shouldn't have supported the insurrection
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you ask me, "I hope I do better than a sex trafficker" makes for one hell of a campaign slogan
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Just because it's a Rolls, that doesn't mean you shouldn't get a Carfax report on it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Royal Caribbean flip-flops on unvaccinated cruisers. Its fans aren't so happy
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Florida Woman, Disneyland, snack foods, and kids books are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 23-29: Homemade Ice Cream Edition
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Armie Hammer checks into rehab for drugs, alcohol, sex, and cannibalism
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Department of Transportation: "No bridges with teh ghey"
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Going to get tacos in the Everglades turns out to be a bad idea
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Tue June 08, 2021
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Is it time to talk about glass control? Forget it Jake, it's Florida
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Our residents should not be held prisoner to a business model that promotes the all-night hard partying that has generated an unsafe atmosphere in our city"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Is the Orange Menace in such a sad, pathetic state of insecurity that he's enlisting the help of long washed up asshole Bill O'Reilly to hold his hand during his next "Save Murica Tour". In a word, Yes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
DeSantis uses Military to Block a DNC representative from entering a political event. Do you have papers? Florida Man Edition
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
18-year-old Georgia woman on life support after sister accidentally shot her in face while they drove to Miami. They were probably distracted while debating what a Big Mac is called in France
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Recommended carry on luggage: Backpacks, purses, small travelbags. Not recommended carry on luggage: Pool noodles
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(WJCL Savannah)
 
 
 
Man out fishing with his pals reels in rare, 400 pound grouper. Fark: They grow to twice that weight
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman who saw 'baby dinosaur' running through yard says this is what it was
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Mon June 07, 2021
(WTXL Tallahassee)
 
 
 
Twitter suspends whistleblower's account while the governor applauds
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
An evening of conversation about sexual assault and how to get away with it
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
State government offices in Alabama are closed today to celebrate the birthday of the loser who led the Great White Attempt To Keep Those Slaves In The Cotton Fields
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Florida Woman: "Hold my beer." (video NSFW)
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Sun June 06, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
*reads headline* He's not wrong, you know. *reads article* Good.jpg
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Florida Man goes hunting for shark teeth, finds alligator teeth in the most Florida way
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
It's bad enough when a 14-year-old is accused of murder, but it really makes you wonder what the world is coming to when his mother tries to destroy the evidence
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Sat June 05, 2021
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
86-year-old man should not have to beg to work one more year for financial reasons. 86-year-old man should also not kill his boss when told no
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Swarms of insects invade SW Florida. Are they love bugs? Palmetto bugs? Giant cockroaches? Mosquitoes? Oh, just gnats. Call us when something serious pops up
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Fri June 04, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
Well I'm already doing life in prison .... let's add 6 more to the list
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
LEO attacked by dangerous animal
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Thu June 03, 2021
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Coyotes invading urban neighborhoods. New hotness: Bears invading urban neighborhoods
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Touring bands, classic movies, new technology, and of course Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 23-29: Polish Spareribs Edition
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida's conundrum: The state is surrounded on 3 sides by ocean, and sea-levels ARE rising, but the 20 ft seawall necessary to protect against hurricanes would be really ugly
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
USFL announces plans to declare bankruptcy in fall 2022
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(Field and Stream)
 
 
 
Maybe it just wanted some Texas BBQ. You ever think about that? Of course not, you only think about yourself
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Wed June 02, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
News: Florida Man takes son on a "drive-by" with his paintball gun. Fark: Residents think it's a real drive-by and fire back with live rounds. Florida: Dad accidentally runs over son after the son is shot
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida Man pleads guilty
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Judge tells defendant that 'stand your ground' doesn't apply to iguanas
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Tue June 01, 2021
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Alligator fractures skull of diver and 34 staples in head. Chubbs Peterson gives it a thumb up
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Where there's smoke there's fire, sometimes in exactly that order
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Florida woman gets married. Don't guess what happens next
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Rapper DaBaby involved in DaShooting in DaMiami DaBeach
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Rebel Wilson has lost a whole lot of weight and would like to show you the fruits of her labor
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Republicans have no clue what their base wants
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Mon May 31, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida kid shoots paint balls. Florida man responds with lead balls
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Woman rescued from Florida storm drain reported missing in Texas. I didn't even know storm drains went that far
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Mr. Florida steals White Claw, veterinary pain pills, barber shop supplies and cash. Fark: this guy is actually named Mr. Florida
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Four more Oath Keepers charged in Capitol insurrection. Five other Oath Keepers face additional charges. FBI agents and DOJ members take an oath too, just sayin'
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Sun May 30, 2021
(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can The Cleaner beat a bastard and a slacker to retain the AEW title? Will The MurderHawk best The Best Man for the TNT belt? Will Shida retain vs D.M.D? Who wins the Casino Battle Royale? It's AEW's Double or Nothing starting at 8 PM ET on B/R Live
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(Leicester Mercury)
 
 
 
Man in rabbit mask indecently exposes himself to fire crew helping a woman, does yoga naked near a clock tower and flashes two prison guards. And he's not even from Florida
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
2 dead, over 20 people injured in a mass shooting in Miami. Suspects are still at large. Can we just do away with the clock completely now?
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Sat May 29, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Gov. Ron DeSenseless takes on his most formidable opponent yet ... and the lido deck will never be the same
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida Inspector General grants Rebekah Jones whistleblower status. DeSantis cowering in his Fox News bunker ready to sign laws banning whistles and blowing
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida Man arrested for stealing 100s of ventilators intended for critically ill COVID-19 patients in El Salvador
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Fri May 28, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Passengers please buckle up and prepare for turbulence .... the pilot is almost there, another minute tops
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Florida "Men"
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(Texas A&M)
 
 
 
As millions of people plan backyard BBQ's this weekend, Fark braces for rash of 'Fail', 'Dumbass' and 'Florida' submissions
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(LAist)
 
 
 
LA has three new ugly-ass bobcat kittens
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jenkins said he parked the $250,000 vehicle in the south economy lot. Somehow, this did not end well
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
2 dead, 10 missing, 8 rescued, 1 sunk boat
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Thu May 27, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Big tech downvotes Florida
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: The Kardashians. And I literally mean that. New hotness...okay, well maybe not new, but close enough: the Thornes
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Former Palm Beach County GOP leader charged with crimes against government, fashion
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
If you're having a mental crisis, this might not be the best place to go
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Good news: woman gets a sperm donor who's a doctor. Bad news: the doctor who inseminated her
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Alan Dershowitz is desperately trying to give Netflix his life savings and home on Martha's Vineyard
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
McDonald's hates to raise wages so much that it would rather give away free iPhones to attract workers instead
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Wed May 26, 2021
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Want to see punk rock band concert headlined by Teenage Bottlerocket in St. Petersburg next month? Tickets are only $18, except, if unvaccinated for COVID-19, that'll be $999.99
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Florida man takes news of grand jury convening as well as you'd expect
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Florida's new cancel culture law for social media companies could apply to Trump's shiatty blog the moment he allows comments
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(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
That's what, 3, 4 Floridans?
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Tue May 25, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NBA Playoffs continue with the Celtics trying to avenge their Game 1 loss in Game 2 against the Nets. The Suns would like to beat the Lakers again and the Mavericks are looking to double down on the Clippers. It all begins at 7:30 PM ET on TNT
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Florida Man eats, punches, and leaves at Maui Panda Express
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Mon May 24, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
What do you call FAA proposing fines of over than US$60,000 against unruly airline passengers in mask fights? An excellent start
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cops: Florida Man used slice of pizza as weapon
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Anything can be a weapon, if you're Florida enough
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Kid cleans out family car and finds $5k from previous owner, who gifts him 20% for returning it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Obvious: Qevin McCarthy shouldn't be speaker of the house, Fark: oh shiat Bobert wants the job, Florida: Gaetz endorses Bobert
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(Creative Loafing Tampa)
 
 
 
Governor Ron DeSantis vows to keep American historical facts on slavery, racism, lynching, discrimination, civil rights protests, suffrage, Jim Crow, segregation out of state's public classrooms since they weren't in Declaration of Independence
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
There is a reason they're called the Florida Keys
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
THERE she is. Good girl. Good GOP girl. Now sit
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Governor Ron DeSantis (FL-GOP) signs bill into law that will fine social media companies "deplatforming" political candidates up to $250,000 a day, encourages politicians to lie with impunity
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
When even Steve-O says you're a complete train wreck and need help it may be time to stop worrying about being a Jackass
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
If Tyerune is found shot to death and Doug and Jasmine are suspects, than X equals the arrest of middle school math teacher Martesha. Investigators will solve for Y
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida Woman: "Hold my beer and HANG ON"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists successfully breed corals with goal of disease, zombie resistance
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Vampire fish found again in river, surprisingly not in Florida
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Sun May 23, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Florida Man/Poop Smear double-header
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Unsure if they were to go to the right or left of the buoy, they decided to crash into it
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Sat May 22, 2021
(Pensacola News Journal)
 
 
 
Mandatory 10-digit dialing starts today throughout Florida Panhandle. What could possibly go wrong?
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(My Panhandle)
 
 
 
Apparently the punishment for allegedly killing a pedestrian in Florida is deportation to Guatemala
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(MSN)
 
 
 
News that will come as a surprise to absolutely no one, travel edition
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Man™ attempts to rob a bank. The teller calls his bluff and says his gun is not real. Florida Man™ leaves without money and is promptly arrested for being a dumbass
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Fri May 21, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
As proof that Trump did NOT incite the Capitol insurrection, Florida congressman accidentally admits to being a co-conspirator
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
In the rush to keep Democrats from voting, the GOP didn't quite think through how their cunning plan to rig elections laws could possibly backfire
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Florida State Rep Anthony Sabatini claims Socrates "would be cancelled real quick" today. Should we tell him?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ron DeSantis promises that he has only begun to grift
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Thu May 20, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
The General rule is that a sitting or former Cabinet secretary can only be forced to sit for a deposition if there are "extraordinary circumstances" to justify it. A judge ruled those exist in a case about how Cruella DeVos handled loan forgiveness
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Researchers find the origins of a colony of monkeys in south Florida. In other news, there is a colony of monkeys in south Florida
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Aaaaaannnnd...here come the potential hurricanes
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Woman practices 'self care' in the back seat of a car at a dealership in Minnesota. It takes the cops an hour to coax her out of the vehicle. Gotta read the article to find out why we went with the Florida tag
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Former MLB pitcher on trial for sexually assaulting a minor uses the "I carded her" defense
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP-controlled FL legislature passed a casino gaming bill that allows them to grant a Casino license to anyone whose proposed site is more than 15 miles from the Seminole Tribes' current casino. Guess who owns a golf club 15.2 miles away?
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Wed May 19, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Florida's attempt at nullifying federal immigration law is sent to its room without dinner
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Could be that the camel's nose of the law is into the tent of the Florida blogger for this humpday Wednesday. Let's watch in an MSNBC discussion thread for 7pm Eastern
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Grab the cornbread and pass the sweet tea, please
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In an annual migration as old as time, a flock of braying spiteful geese have migrated North for the summer, to spread hate and feces all over their ancestral golf course
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(12 News Now)
 
 
 
As Texas deals with seasonal flooding, a new threat emerges: Alligators on the loose
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Heated argument between two friends about Tom Brady lands one in jail. Too bad they couldn't just deflate the situation before the cops were called
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man hid cocaine in his anus. I guess a drug charge would've rectum
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Tue May 18, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida man got into collecting baseball cards at age 33, died at 73, left his collection to his family, who're going to auction them off. Fark: Includes Ty Cobb, Lou Gehrig, Honus Wagner, Ted Williams, Cy Young and a Babe Ruth rookie card
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Sorry hangry gator. This is a Wendy's
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(Bloomberg Law)
 
 
 
Four Seasons Miami sued over year long Covid furloughs. You'd think landscapers in the south would have full employment even during a pandemic
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
"Can a boy kicked off the Duke golf team grow up to run the Empire State? Can the spawn of a senescent fascist enabler redeem the family name in Albany?" P.S. Duke sucks
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(Salon)
 
 
 
PPProud Boys
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Shooting yourself in right thigh while picking up case of soda in Walmart is bad enough. But to NOT have concealed weapon permit for said gun in state where they practically grow on trees makes you candidate for Top Florida Man of 2021
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Mon May 17, 2021
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Newt joins the growing pile of MAGA deadwood drifting to Florida and the time is about ripe for Bugs to get out his big saw
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
It's Monday. How about some good news for two of Fark's favorite states?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Since Matt Gaetz has the hookers covered, Gov DeSantis is trying to deliver on the blackjack
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Mangrove lodged into his head" is apparently what you get when you let the fish and wildlife commission play cause-of-death MadLibs
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"DeSantis can't". That sounds good, I already want a second plate please
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida man who used Samurai sword to commit burglary and carjacking caught after he left cell phone full of photos and videos of himself at crime scene
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Sun May 16, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Cup playoffs Day 2: Will Trotz befuddle the Pens? Will Wild/Knights be a wild afternoon? Will the Florida Fracas be farking Thunderdome? And then there's the pointlessness of regular season Canucks/Flames. 1st puck @ Noon ET. Hush, Pierre
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Big pharma executives were concerned about people being negatively affected by their products. Just kidding, they called them Pillbillies
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Father of the Florida Lottery dies at ... 1 ... 0 ... 0
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Fri May 14, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
'Hero' tag trumps 'Florida' and 'Woofday' tags in this case
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Stacey Abrams is the queen of truth bombs
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Georgia woman takes on Florida. Finds it a drag
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Coronavirus, meet Florida Man
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
NASA to launch rocket this weekend that will release a chemical that lights up the sky over Florida. Man, these gender reveals are getting out of hand
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
DeSantis could protect Trump from extradition, but he'd be stuck in the state forever
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Thu May 13, 2021
(WDW News Today)
 
 
 
Donald Duck's mask to go the way of his pants
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man found hiding under pool deck after going off the deep end while driving
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(CNN)
 
 
 
COVID 19, New York Yankees 7. 6 aymptomatic cases breakthrough to major leagues
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
How do you do, fellow students?
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Florida Man: I dare you to arrest me. Florida cop: OK
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Someone actually follows Florida Man around to see what he does all day. Just a carjacking, a hit-and-run and a robbery inside a grocery store
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Palm Beach preparing for V-T Day
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity: "God created us to provide goods and services for others." If so, then it's clear that God didn't create Sean Hannity
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(Citrus County Chronicle)
 
 
 
Florida man hoarding gas determined to go out in blaze of glory
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Exhibit A in support of why Florida had its own Fark tag: Latest Florida poll shows Gov. Ron DeSantis has positive favorability ratings and widely leads all potential challengers for reelection
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
When headlines collide: Times Square shooting suspect arrested after he and his girlfriend ran out of gas in Florida
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(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
Mind-controlled flame thrower. Just add Florida for a future Fark headline
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Wed May 12, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Welcome to My NIghtmare ... if your nightmare is being quarantined on a cruise ship
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Boot to the head
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Yesterday: US warns citizens not to panic and horde gas after pipeline hack. Today: US hit with fuel shortages as panicked drivers fill up tanks after pipeline hack
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Stupid Florida teens set up on the rooftop of a Manhattan hotel with BB guns and shoot at New Yorkers down below. Because Florida
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
State of Emergency declared in literal state of emergency
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Tue May 11, 2021
(Fox 10 Mobile)
 
 
 
Estate of 54 year old man may want to seek refund from anger management class provider
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ukraine says Russia still has 100,000 troops near its border. They're just, you know, hanging out, playing chess, enjoying the warm spring weather, that sort of thing
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida woman, unsure on the definition of designated driver, is arrested for dui after hitting three cars in the bar's parking lot causing her own car to burst into flames. The intoxicrats
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal investigators seek the cooperation of Matt Gaetz's ex-girlfriend, hope to speak to her after fourth period history
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Megalodon shark bares its rows of huge terrifying teeth in close encounter with diver off Florida. Okay just a regular bull shark, but it's still all about the perspective
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Smoking hot, large breasted, semi clothed, Florida woman wakes up in her car in a 7/11 parking lot in the middle of the night. Meets the police. Does some tests
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal investigators are almost done collecting all the evidence they need against Gaspedo Gaetz that indictments should be inbound within the month
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Mon May 10, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats struggle to determine who can overthrow little Marco
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Wawa looking to hire 5000 people, man that's one giant convenience store. Also there will be both signing and Covid vaccination bonuses
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
This is a sign
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
We have reached peak Florida
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Sun May 09, 2021
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Former Eagles DE pulls man from burning vehicle, tells him to take it easy
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Expert at getting banned from social media platforms gets banned from another social media platform
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Gronk donates $1.2M to rehabilitate Boston playground, accent
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Because, Florida
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Republicans have abandoned truth ahead of 2022
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Sat May 08, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The humane hand of Joe Biden strikes again
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
As an in kind donation to the DeSantis 2024 campaign: pretending to care has been canceled
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's official: the best day of Tom Brady's life will be the day he sells his $6 million yacht
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed. Florida Man style
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Apparently, it needs to be said again so here it goes. There are no minors looking to meet for sex on the Internet, right Mr. Florida Golf Pro?
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(The Points Guy)
 
 
 
Ron DeathSentence: No, no, no vaccine passports. Norwegian Cruise Lines: Okay, byeeee
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Thu May 06, 2021
(HiConsumption)
 
 
 
Own this 1982 DeLorean with only 8,000 original miles, 2.85L SOHC V6 and the rare five-speed manual transmission. It's in such good shape this thing is practically a time machine
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Denmark claims Corona Pass app that tracks negative test results and vaccine status is allowing bars, cafes, restaurants, museums and other social events to safely open. Florida shakes head in disbelief, pounds another White Claw
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
On this day in 1965 something good happened in Florida. It took a seedy Brit to do it, but still
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Arizona Republican threatens DOJ with a good time. A good time for us spectators, not for her when there's a knock on the door
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(The Hawk)
 
 
 
Bedazzled, Asbury Park to be Bamboozled
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"It's part of our duties as humans. You always have to help wildlife, especially in need"
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Wed May 05, 2021
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The restaurant industry is desperate for workers but not desperate enough to pay a living wage
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Carol Baskins is selling her scat if I'm reading this right
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(My Panhandle)
 
 
 
Skynet has taken the 1st step to becoming self-aware. Someone needs to tell the Military that The Terminator movies weren't an instruction manual, they were a warning
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(The Lily)
 
 
 
Twenty-eight laws restricting reproductive rights signed in four days
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lying orange Florida man with widdle hands has his widdle feel feels hurt by the mean old tech giants
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Neck tattoo lady pleads not guilty to driving over graves, attempting to run down mourners at ex's funeral. Claims she was just lost on the way to Florida
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Tue May 04, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Jesus, Crist is running again
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Web cam captures web, film at 11
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
137 Merit Badges
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
22 year old golfer becomes first person with Down Syndrome to compete for a collegiate title. What's her handicap? Article doesn't say, but you have to assume it's in the single digits or better
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Space Truckin' yeah yeah yeah yeah
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(Decider)
 
 
 
John McCain's daughter "horrified" that the imaginary people in her head who work in the Whitehouse are calling dumb morons and hillbillies in the middle of the country dumb morons and hillbillies for not getting vaccinated
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Millions of Florida Republican voters who used mail-in voting for decades are going to find that the Republican legislature has just made that much, much harder. Thanks, Donald
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Seriously, it's the -last- last train to Clarksville
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
White Castle World opens to long lines. That's a LOT of early morning day drinkers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You'll never guess where they're microchipping iguanas and lizards
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Today's new Wikipedia article from the future: Mr. Trump Goes to New Jersey (film) is a 2028 political farce film directed by director Uwe Boll, starring Gary Busey and Ted Nugent, about a disgraced ex-President who [Publish changes] [show preview]
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
DeSantis issues executive order suspending all local orders on Covid-19, because "While COVID isn't over, the need for emergency rules is"
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida man, after being asked to move out, goes all Carrie Underwood song on roomie's car, maces everyone, breaks all the windows and splashes gasoline around the house. Is finally forced out with a flashbang. The evictacrats
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here's your lizard. Would you like fries with that?
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Sun May 02, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Florida man has a huge boner
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Italian police absolutely ruin American's weekend plans in Palermo
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Lake Huron folks admit there is a "Sauble Beach of the South" that is almost as good
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Sat May 01, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Partisan poll watchers given new powers in red states
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Turns out, you're exempt from Florida's new anti Big Tech law if you operate a theme park. So what does a Fark theme park look like?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
When the gatekeepers have eliminated all but the most pure, the only ones they have left to attack are their own
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(Some Real Estate Guy)
 
 
 
Disgraced Florida Man might benefit from a financial Vornado
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Florida demands recount when Oklahoma declared Lightning Capital of USA
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Fri April 30, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Chicagoans and New Yorkers don't agree about who has the best pizza, except that it sure as hell isn't Florida
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Florida Man is so unpredictable. A samurai sword today, an armed man without hands tomorrow. We never know when. We never know how. We only know where
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio left furious after his own typo kills off his amendment to water bill. Blames Democrats
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(WHSV Harrisonburg)
 
 
 
Florida Bear. That is all
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Thu April 29, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Too many people voted last time so we're gonna do something about that
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(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Cruises could start up again this summer. With the caveat of a D20 roll on whether you'll encounter an unvaccinated passenger
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Judge in the case of the Arizona re-recount: We heard you like audits, so we're going to require you to let us audit your audit
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Is Trump counting on Florida LEO to save him from Federal LEO?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"World famous wrestler" arrested in Florida. No word if he was going to start kicking down buildings, snap into a Slim Jim
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Once again, Florida scohols the world on how to be stupid
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"I'd like to buy an "OWWWW"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida legislature passes bill to prevent Drew from deleting the politics tab again
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Wed April 28, 2021
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
God, Guns, and Schools. The perfect GOP law passed by the Florida legislature
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(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Florida man clearly tired of waiting to be in a headline, carjacks own car because if you want something done right, well
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Civics students shouldn't learn just Judeo-Christian beliefs." Okay, then, let's debate the merits of Zoroastrian sky burial vs. stuffing bodies in hollow tree trunks like they did in the Caucasus nations
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Governor DeSantis is doing such a good job defeating Covid-19, he's had to extend pandemic state of emergency for another 60 days
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New York, along with other blue states, spent money for outreach to ensure minorities were counted and had a 4% higher tally than predicted. Red states such as Arizona, OTOH, hardly spent any and had an undercount, possibly costing them House seats
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"The owl was carefully extracted from the pickup truck and taken to a facility where it was given fluids, pain medication and laser therapy treatment"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tennessee governor:"25% vaccinated? Not great, not terrible. Let's open her up again"
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(VegNews)
 
 
 
Nathan's Famous joins the vegan movement, will offer free vegan dog to curious customers at its restaurants
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Tue April 27, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
How does Publix thank a student for promoting its subs? Here's your cease and desist order
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(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
 
 
Not News: Yoopers are upset that someone failed to note the existence of Upper Michigan on a map. Fark: The U.S. Census Bureau
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Sports, billionaires, sports billionaires, and poor sportsmanship are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 11-17 First Barbecue of the Year Edition
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Mon April 26, 2021
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Beefalo not happy with his new state
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
A Florida community is melting down over the release of 500 million gene-hacked mosquitoes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Florida - If the stupid doesn't kill you, our spiders will
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Ex-GOP press secretaries have some advice for the assembled Congress people at the GOP Retreat in Florida: Prepare for interviews with the press, don't wing it. In fact, maybe better if you guys don't speak at all
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
The first rule of bank robbery is to have your getaway vehicle ready. The second rule is to actually use it and not just stand there like a dumbass and get arrested, as Florida Man finds out
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Father pulls 9-year-old daughter out of $43,000/year private school and moves to Florida to avoid having her hear about Black Lives Matter. "First and foremost, neither I, nor my child, have 'white privilege,' nor do we need to apologize for it"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Florida-raised salmon could be in your future. They're just like regular salmon, but with a lot more complaining about how they used to do things in Alaska
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Update from the Arizona re-recount: We are altering the recount agreement. Pray we do not alter it any further
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Fark's Favorite State™ goes soft on the Johnson
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Did anyone really believe NASCAR would even consider making COVID-19 vaccines mandatory?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida couple claimed to have saved $2250 at Walmart by finding 50 weighted blankets on clearance for $5 each, marked down from $50. No word on why they needed 50 weighted blankets though
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Florida Republican's most important accomplishments this session were making it harder to vote and easier to run over protestors"
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Sun April 25, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida Woman, already on probation for vehicular manslaughter, speeds by trooper at 100+ mph, loses control, slides down embankment, goes airborne over fence, slams into parked truck, light pole, palm tree. That's a bingo
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Coming up next: SARS-CoV-2 mutant "UFC21"
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The true cause of the California drought? Nestle
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Bought "Miracle Mineral Solution" from Genesis II Church of Health and Healing recently? Don't even think about drinking it even if it's been proposed by Trump
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Sat April 24, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ultra-rich problems: Paying hundreds of thousands of dollars to "tree brokers" to help you secure the latest in-home status symbol of a trophy tree
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Georgia has a Walker problem. This is not a big deal for fans who lost interest after Andrew Lincoln left the show
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Fri April 23, 2021
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Florida man with $5,000 in cash, marijuana and THC wax decides to outrun police on I-99, which is less than 86 miles long. It was a short chase
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Party on Matt, party on Wayne
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Florida, a koala and a goat get together and make a klipspringer
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Southern Florida man upset by LeBron James' divisiveness and racism
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Ultimate Florida Man can't take the heat, moves to New Jersey
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
U.S. begins closing COVID-19 mass vaccination sites as demand falls
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity purchased a $5 million home right next to Mar-A-Lago because of course he did
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(AP News)
 
 
 
IIHF forced to postpone women's hockey world championship at last minute because Covid-plagued Nova Scotia decided it would be a bad idea to bring 10 teams into their bubble. Florida, this is your golden opportunity to be a hero
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Thu April 22, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Thought you were getting recreational pot in Florida? LOL, NO
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Arizona Republicans hire Florida Cyber Ninjas to triple audit Maricopa county by knocking on doors and intimidating voters into tearfully confessing that they illegally stole 200k votes. It's not news, it's GOP.com
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Behold: The master race
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thousands of Marylanders just got a better landlord
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is 'impotent' according to a new ad running in Florida
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
"But we know that someone thought it was acceptable to appear in court with their clothes off getting an injection. And that says to me both 'Florida' and 'Man' better than almost anything"
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
'Florida Man - the TV series'
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Everyone knows that screwing always makes it better. Duh
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
By Steve Scalise's "logic", Florida absolutely shouldn't be a state
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(MSN)
 
 
 
ESPN host and Cowboys fan Marcus Spears asks God to intervene in the Cowboys draft. No he's doesn't mean Jerry Jones
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Lying to a grand jury might just get you arrested, isn't that right Mr. Broward County Public Schools Superintendent? On a related note, you will also get arrested for leaking grand jury proceedings
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Only 8? Liter
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Would you take $50 to come in for an interview? What if is was for McDonald's? In Florida?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Good Knight
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
While everyone was focused on the anti-protest bill, the Florida GOP snuck another little gem through: a billion dollar tax raise on consumers in order to cut business taxes. It's nice to know some things never change
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The missing piece of the Gaetz investigation is finally solved. Why would AG Bill Barr have ever authorized an investigation against Trump ally Gaetz? Because Gaetz pissed Barr off by trying to go over his head to the president on a legal call
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Florida Republicans decide they like that sweet, sweet NCAA TV money more than they hate transgender kids
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"UCF will not be invited, but it will hold a parade announcing its own, separate super league"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Venmo users can now buy and sell bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies as well as pay for the education and enrichment of underage women in Florida
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
"Florida Republicans fear they'll be swept up in Matt Gaetz investigation." Gee, if only there were some way to avoid this, such as not being wildly corrupt perverts
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Mon April 19, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Looking at this photo for more than 15 seconds will result in mayonnaise poisoning
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(Literary Hub)
 
 
 
Tracing the history and effects of Florida Man, from its genesis on some internet news aggregator site in the mid-2000s
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Desantis goes to Florida's most fascist county to sign fascist bill into law. Bonus: "don't vote here like you did up north" Grady Judd quote
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rumor has it the robots will be making $15/hr
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Eurotrash in South Beach next year? Book it, done
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Proof that sometimes Florida ends up in the news for all the right reasons
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Zoo discovers new species of NOPE in Fark's favorite state
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Once again people have to be told Garlick can't prevent COVID-19
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Sun April 18, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz's dad is also a horrible person
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Airplane crash lands into pond at local country club. Rare Florida aircraft water landings trifecta now in play
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Sat April 17, 2021
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Well who are we to believe? Dr. Fauci or Dr. DeDeath?
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman spots "baby dinosaur" running through yard. With grainy video. No word if alcohol was involved
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(NHL)
 
 
 
For Saturday hockey we have 11 thrilling contests. Can the Capitals bring down the Flyers? Can the Oilers ground the Jets? Can the Hurricanes blow away the Predators? How about the battle of Florida? Puck drops at 12:30 PM ET
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Being Florida, he'll probably spend it all on pet alligators and meth within a year
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Federal prosecutors may actually have two cooperating witnesses against Matt Gaetz now. Enjoy your weekend, Matt
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pending FL law may as well be the "Fark Black Lives Matter Act" as it legalizes running over protestors, makes it felony to harm monuments, eliminate bail for protesters and requires cities to get permission from the state to decrease police budgets
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Health officials warn that touching these hairy things in Florida can lead to a nasty rash
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
GM mosquitoes to be released in Florida this year. You'll probably hear that Bill Gates is using them to inject the unvaccinated
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Turns out Matt Gaetz hung out with dirt bags, which is main line of defense in his upcoming trial. "I didn't know they were criminals, please acquit"
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Florida cows beefing with suburban neighborhood, will not moove or hoof it out when threatened with car alarms and lawn sprinklers and yes subby is milking this one
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Mission from God, Daytona edition
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans will not give up the derp until they're crushed repeatedly at the ballot box
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida Gov DeSantis tells cruise lines they're not allowed to require proof of vaccination from passengers, must have floating death boats again to revive the industry
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Fourteen endangered Florida Cougars killed this year after being hit by vehicles. Boca's Cougar population not endangered, congregates at Blue Martini Lounge
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Ron DeSantis supports stricter signature-matching rules for Florida absentee ballots. But would his own evolving signature pass scrutiny?
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(Naples Daily News)
 
 
 
"I dunno, I feel that Florida has gotten too boring and predictable lately." "I completely agree. You know what we really need?" "An invasion of tropical frogs with claws? "An invasion of tropical frogs with claws"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sylvester Stallone denies filming Rambo: Mar-A-Lago
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Guess which popular spring break state had highest single-day increase in COVID-19 cases since early February?
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
After being kicked out by his grandmother and threatening to set a woman's house on fire, Florida Man cannot resist the allure of the sirens of the retention pond
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Teen electrocuted during Florida storm was 'outstanding,' which is probably why they tell you to come inside when it rains
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Missed him by THAT much
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