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headlines found matching 'Florida'
Fri July 23, 2021
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
This "dog" deserves steak
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Texas gunman pulls a Florida move by highjacking an ambulance with patients and EMTs inside
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Lara Trump moves up in the Idiot Rankings
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What do Florida, Missouri and Texas have in common? They are the three states that now account for 40% of new coronavirus cases
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Thu July 22, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nooooo ooonnne...🎶 Boasts like Gaston, makes burnt toast like Gaston. 🎶 And nobody knows how to roast like Gaston...🎶
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Homeowners yell, "Have him die somewhere else," at lawncare-worker trying to save neighbor's life on their lawn. Florida tag crestfallen after selection of Murica tag in a tossup decision
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ron DeSantis (R) - who signed a bill outlawing vaccine passports, blames experts for public distrust of vaccines, sells 'Don't Fauci My Florida' merch, and was hesitant to disclose his own vaccination - wants you to know 'vaccines are saving lives'
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Former FSU football coach Bobby Bowden announced his terminal medical condition diagnosis today. "I am prepared for what is to come. My wife Ann and our family have been life's greatest blessing. I am at peace"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Doctor advises travelers not to go to Florida lest Florida Man cough on them. Considering what gets posted to Fark from there, that seems the least of people's problems
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(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
 
 
Michigan goes full Florida by striking down the law Whitmer used to impose public health restrictions during the pandemic
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Wed July 21, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Pop quiz, hotshot: you come home and find a naked woman skinny dipping in your pool. What do you do? Before you answer, remember this: this was in Florida
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Arsenal pulls out of Florida Cup after members contract Covid, realizing they have to travel to Florida
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Tue July 20, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
White Boy Rick sues police officers and FBI agents. Everybody who saw the White Boy Rick movies wishes they could sue the producers, director, and actors
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Gov DeSantis as weekly covid cases have risen fourfold since June 17th: All is well, remain calm, nothing to see here, masks and vaccines are the REAL threat, right guys? guys?
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Bad: You crash your bicycle and fall down an embankment into some water. AAHHHH: A 9-foot alligator comes out of the water and grabs you
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Mon July 19, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Fake power company workers steal $25K of Florida woman's jewelry, which is why it's best to use real power companies, or even better, real ultimate power companies which are run by ninjas
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
If you think "My Lovely Horse: Happy Time" is a blatant Chinese knockoff of My Little Pony: Friendship is magic, then you would be wrong. See tag
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
We've had bird flu, swine flu, and bats gave us COVID. Now it is time to introduce the deadly Monkey B virus onto the world
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Conservative porn star is not a term you expect to see often
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Seems no one in the US knew what a "corn teen" was
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Monsters of Grift Super Tour reports bigliest sales ever and you'll get you ass sued off if you report otherwise
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Sun July 18, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
The group which should be most afraid of the Delta variant is least afraid of the Delta variant
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
De-ruling from de-judge lifting de-restrictions on de-cruise industry d'overturned d'on d'appeal
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The College Republicans are revolting
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The most Florida thing you'll see all week
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
If your car stops at yard sales, it will take a while longer to drive through Elk, Clearfield counties in PA
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Sat July 17, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Venue cancels Gaetz/Greene MAGApalooza. This is not a threepeat from last week. [Update: It's now a "Peaceful Protest Against Communism" outside City Hall]
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
State "experts" wonder if the devastating toxic algae bloom in Tampa Bay has something to do with those 215 million gallons of phosphor contaminated water they dumped into it
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Fri July 16, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Two former cops arrested for their role in the insurrection, all because they blabbed to family. Welp, they're Tucked
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Miami has apparently begun its inevitable and irreversible collapse. This is not a repeat of the Dan Marino era
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida accounts for one in five new COVID cases, six out of seven weird news stories
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Florida experiences nearly 90% increase in hospital admissions as Covid-19 continues to not give a fark about what people's political and religious views are
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Yes, but where else would you expect to find a historic poop?
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Thu July 15, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Today, in 'Euphemism or not a euphemism": 'Teaching the alligator a lesson'
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
When boys win championships, they get individual trophies, large team trophy. When girls win championships, they get goody bags. Parents begged to differ
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Plea deal for Florida Man who found himself in a legal pickle after cops spotted a pickle in him
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Why the SOS Cuba protesters in Miami weren't arrested under Gov. Ron DeSantis' new anti-riot law
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Joe Exotic to be re-sentenced for trying to kill that farking Carole Baskin
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you liked collapses so we caused a condo market collapse with a condo collapse
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Bet you smile at these photos of doggy-daycare classes full of good boys (& girls). Enjoy the dog days of summer, y'all
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
The 'rona goes all Gritty on Georgia man who went all Florida man on vaccines
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
How dumb is Tiffany Trump? She actually believes her dad would...or even could pay for her "international spectacle" of a wedding
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Wed July 14, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Judge dismisses lawsuit against Royal Caribbean Cruises after finding that no, they actually DON'T need to warn passengers that dangling their babies out of 11th story windows could end in tragedy, since most people can figure that out on their own
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The cat came back
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind's plot to hire a hitman to murder his ex-girlfriend and her family and then pin it all on Black Lives Matter is, shockingly, not successful
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
You know, I'm starting to think this Ron DeSantis fella might be something of an asshole
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(Eye ESPY)
 
 
 
Can old people legally yell at you to get off their LAN?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Who would dare to sue Florida over its vaccine passport ban? Norwegians would. Isn't it good?
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Gov Ron DeSantis pretty much admits that he only signs laws to punish people that didn't vote for him
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Tue July 13, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you are upset over an airline's bag fee you a) take the bus, b) write a complaint, c) make a fake bomb threat. In related news: Canada man can morph into Florida man if he is exposed to the state for too long
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Onion headline comes to real life: "First-Time Carjacker Wasn't Expecting A Stick Shift"
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
I'll take a mulligan
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Hunters target state bird of Florida for extinction
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Mon July 12, 2021
(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Florida Boat becomes violent, attacks three other boats
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(Not Buffalo)
 
 
 
Six NFL teams exceed 85% vaccination threshold, more than double five states, such as Florida and Missouri
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Oh the huge manatee death record
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida man finds loophole in Florida law allowing him to cosplay as a mass murderer who enjoys fishing
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(AP News)
 
 
 
It starting to look like Florida Man has branched out into international assassination plots
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Sun July 11, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
CPAC was farking WEIRD
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Putative Homeowner: Well, I've hit my golden years, I'm selling my house up North and moving to sunny Florida. Municipality: Yeah, about that. We're seizing half the profits from the sale
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"If you work on the top 12 floors, stay home. If you work on floors 1-16...meh, you'll be fine"
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Sat July 10, 2021
(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
Florida will be hosting a Bigfoot Conference because you really can't make this stuff up
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Want to make $10,000 the hard way? Florida Python Challenge this weekend
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
I'm not crying, YOU'RE crying
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Fri July 09, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
NBD, just a town in the Arctic circle matching Miami's highest temperature this year. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Civics literacy supporters unsure of why Florida Governor DeSantis does not want increased civics literacy
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(Florida Politics)
 
 
 
Pro-Insurrection Florida Man Rave + delta variant + freedumbing should make this a self-correcting problem in 3 - 6 weeks. Sinkholes and alligators optional
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(Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
High rise condos in Marina Del Rey, CA might go all Florida if the HOA can't come up with the estimated $80 million to $140 million in needed repairs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turns out the "Big Lie" isn't even close to Florida Man's biggest. Now he claims that his Twitter ban was a good thing because it gave him time to read
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Nine killed as skydiving plane crashed in Sweden, in tragedy that officially puts Florida's Skydive DeLand on notice
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(AP News)
 
 
 
DeSantis is running
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Governor repealed law that could have prevented Florida's Champlain Tower collapse
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Florida man realizes the benefits of doing chores as he found a winning $1 million lottery ticket while cleaning his house
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Thu July 08, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Twice-impeached Florida Retiree". The snark is strong with this one
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Goodbye America, it was fun while it lasted
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
You're not outraged that the TB Lightning "cheated." You're outraged that your team wasn't smart enough to work the system
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Desantis takes immediate action, launches investigation into structural integrity of coastal highrises and a review of the failures that led to the collapse. Just kidding, that would hurt landlords' bottom line
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Wed July 07, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Couple sues Catholic school for not hating gays hard enough. They also paid $1.35 million to get their kid enrolled. Aunt Becky scoffs
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida lawyer reprimanded for idiotic condo-collapse lawsuit
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump, who claims ignorance of tax laws involved in current indictments, said this in 2015: "Nobody knows the tax code better than I do... I'm like a student of the tax code. I know more about taxes than any human being that God ever created"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
While real estate prices have been skyrocketing across the country, there are about to be some real bargains to be had, as a massive oversupply of units is expected to hit the Florida condo market
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump announces lawsuit against Zuckerberg and Dorsey, who are expected to respond as soon as they recover from their laughing fit
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Even Floridians hate Florida
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Tue July 06, 2021
(Electrek)
 
 
 
Couple purchase their first Tesla. As this is Florida, everything went ... swimmingly?
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
The best places to get a Cuban sandwich in Tampa. Publix absent from list
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
List of 21 valuable tips for surviving hurricane season sadly fails to mention 'buy a plunger before you need a plunger'
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Jimmy Uso tries out for .205 Live
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rep Adam Kinzinger pinpoints the moment when Republicans capitulated to Trump and it wasn't the ride down the escalator
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Never Trump author turned Senate candidate hands his shriveled balls to Trump
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Yes, cry for me, MAGA Nation / The truth is I never left you / All through my wild days / My mad existence / I kept no promise / Please keep your distance
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Mon July 05, 2021
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Rep. Boebart (CO-isuRrectionist) celebrates the 4th of July with a stirring rendition of "Onward Christian Soldiers"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's new spokesperson tacitly admitted he's lying about the election
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Now people want to serve on juries. Wonder what changed?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Two adults, nine juveniles overdose, are rushed to ER from mental health facility. Looks like someone smuggled in some bad shiat
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Sun July 04, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
The GOP primary for Texas governor prepares to go plaid
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Sat July 03, 2021
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
So many tags to choose from. One tag to rule them all. Now they have 2 reasons to get snot hanging drunk
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Fri July 02, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Forget about weeds in the kitchen hon; what are we gonna do about the leak in the basement? Maybe a sump pump? Nah, lets just swim in it
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Biden elevates hypothetical link between global warming and Surfside condo collapse. Sure is salty down there
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Thu July 01, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Clearly, Tucker Carlson knows he's near the end of his journey and he's gone more berserk than usual
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(Minor League Baseball)
 
 
 
In Florida Complex League action, Wilmer Fenelon of the Tigers earns the win, while Wilmer Fenelon of the Tigers gets the loss. Erwin Schrödinger nods in approval
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(Realtor.com)
 
 
 
Hey, what's the story with this house in Florida? Oh my
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Pretending to be a firework is also going to run afoul of our noise ordinances"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump said, 'yeah, okay' and hung up the phone when his health secretary warned him about the coronavirus in January 2020. In 2021 we recommend using this strategy against any/all plague rats in your life
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(WCJB Gainesville)
 
 
 
Florida does... something right?
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Trump won't cancel FL rally and keep the state focus on the Surfside building disaster, because those 150+ very-crushed-to-death-people are like 3 WHOLE HOURS away from Sarasota
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Wed June 30, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Yo, dawg, I heard you like deplatforming, so a federal judge deplatformed law banning deplatforming
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yup, Florida
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Baseball coach arrested for child porn, explicit chats about sex with kids, having 100s of plastic bags containing previously worn underwear for women, girls. "He was weird, he was really weird"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"I fought in 'Nam, that's why I'm paying to send the N. Dakota National guard to Texas." and other political wisdom from an auto scrap billionaire
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Tue June 29, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
His alibi of "Whadayamean roosters don't lay eggs?" did not convince law enforcement officials
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Sanford man accused of stealing nearly $1 million in CARES Act funds, being a big dummy
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(MSN)
 
 
 
President and First Lady to visit Miami in wake of building collapse, and before Fox starts asking why Biden isn't visiting Miami
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Artistic octopus paints with tentacles at Florida Aquarium. And yet, when I try to paint with an octopus, everyone acts all horrified
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(AOL)
 
 
 
California adds Arkansas, Florida, Montana, North Dakota and West Virginia to list of states where state-funded travel is banned, which is kind of like telling people they're not allowed to vacation in Mogadishu
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(PBS)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it sort of looks like a Florida-based lead factory and smelter has not been entirely operating up to federal regulatory standards
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Clingy girlfriends save lives
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
"Welcome to Florida, here's your million dollars"
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Mon June 28, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Boat spotted by fisherman that was adrift off the Turks and Caicos island is found to have 20 dead people aboard including women and children, Authorities say they have ruled out foul play, but not a stowaway vampire
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Whistleblower scientist Rebekah Jones hits the gas pedal on a campaign to unseat Matt Gaetz in FL-1
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John Oliver asks his blessed congregants to join his most recent religious adventure, "JohnnyCare", his Health Care Sharing Ministry. And if that sounds like a scam, your Florida-dar is calibrated and working nicely
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Corruption? In Florida? Let me get my fainting couch
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
What's 7-Eleven minus 200? We're about to find out
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Just why are Trump supporters worshiping a loser? Adam Kinzinger really wants to know
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Sun June 27, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida man: "Let me enter my DNA into this genealogy database. What's the worst that could happen?"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Gator crosses major roadway to run away from Fraiser, Niles, and Martin
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Sorry we arrested you, you're not the guy... have fun in Arkansas or Missouri, wherever you're going to jail
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(Some Jerk)
 
 
 
New landlord evicts elderly and disabled tenants. All 200 of them
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Sat June 26, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Charlie Kirk is a special kind of stupid
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Engineer warned in 2018 of "major structural damage" at deadly Florida condo complex. Repair project was supposed to start soon. Apparently not soon enough (link updated)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida politician attempting to unseat Liz Cheney in Wyoming describes his past dissemination of Qanon drivel as an attempt to flush out the leftist media or something
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Forgive me Pastor for I have sinned. I turned you into the FBI for your part in the January 6th insurrection
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(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
83-year-old man has visited every theme park in America, and these are his favorites
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Fri June 25, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you're thinking of taking your unvaccinated kids on a cruise, you might want to think again
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Seeing how well things are going in Florida, DeSantis deploys his police to Arizona and Texas
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(Axios)
 
 
 
"The opponents must grant us that youth has never before flocked to our colours in such numbers"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida keeping covid cases secret like they were Matt Gaetz's underage girlfriends
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Thu June 24, 2021
(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Florida Man pleads guilty to conspiracy and obstruction regarding the insurrection. So who did *he* give up?
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Is "Wakayama man" Japan's version of "Florida man"?
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Wed June 23, 2021
(Live Science)
 
 
 
In the age-old battle between nope and nope, nope usually wins. Who ya got; spider or snake?
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(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Nine months after lockdowns, US births plummeted by 8%. WTF, people?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
DeSantis signs law requiring students, staff, and faculty at public universities to register their political affiliation with the state. For diversity. Or else
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Texas-sized convenience store Buc-ee's is out to prove that everything is bigger in Texas by building the world's largest convenience store in...Tennessee?
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Tue June 22, 2021
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
So shines a good deed in a weary world. Florida high school principal crafts personal notes for 459 graduates. Hero tag makes the rare fill-in for the Florida tag here
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Florida principal crafts personal notes for 459 graduates. What would your principal say about you?
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida bartender finds creative way to get rid of dude aggressively hitting on women at his bar
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Mon June 21, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida couple celebrates 75th wedding anniversary. Their secret? "Most of our friends are dead"
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Now there's a double-bill for the ages
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Buddy the beefalo is settling in in his new home in Florida. He says he doesn't mind the 4 p.m. dinners and really rocks the white loafers
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Sun June 20, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Florida Pride "killer" turns out to be just another old guy who shouldn't be driving and unable to find a farmer's market, settled for what was close at hand
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Red state voters reap what they sow by having their Republican state legislators do everything in their power to prevent voter-passed "progressive" ballot initiatives such as Medicaid expansion and pot legalization
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pickup truck drives into a crowd at a Florida pride parade hitting two, one fatally, and narrowly missing a car Debbie Wasserman Schultz was riding in
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Sat June 19, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
What you need to know before you go: just don't. Seriously
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Welcome to Florida, kids
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Federal judge sides with Florida, lifts CDC no-sail order against cruises. The COVID must flow
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Top Florida Democrats want a bipartisan state commission to investigate Florida's traitor problem
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz is really bad at comparisons
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Fri June 18, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Central Florida sex trafficking investigation gaetzing bigger
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
I bet the funeral is gonna be *HUGE*
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Florida election supervisors can't make any sense of the new voting law. That's the point of it, right?
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Florida intellectual weighs in on Critical Race Theory
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Thu June 17, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida wackos accept challenge, show Texas it can't be No. 50 for long
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(WEAR Pensacola)
 
 
 
At least everyone still has masks they can wear to reduce their intake as Saharan dust moves in from the Atlantic to the state of **checks notes** uh-oh
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(WKTV Utica)
 
 
 
I have a U-haul and I want to paint it black
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Florida Man tells us one more thing he knows about the Jew - "Jewish people who live in the United States don't love Israel enough. Does that make sense to you? I'm not talking about Orthodox Jews." Subby's response: lech tizdayen, chamor catom
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Wed June 16, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ron DeSantis deploys FL state law enforcement officers to police illegal immigration...in Arizona and Texas
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida Alligator plays a game of ding dong dash
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Royal Caribbean finds its inaugural cruise postponed after two crew members test positive for Covid-19
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Tue June 15, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing, just a box of 30 armor-piercing grenades stolen from a U.S. Marine Corps depot in Florida that ended up stuffed into a pillow case behind some bushes at some contractor's house in Atlanta
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Pinky swear that you have been vaccinated will get you into Disney. Double dog dare will still get you kicked out
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Lightning hits car on I-75 leaving 7-foot mark on pavement. No word on what kind of skid marks the driver left
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
On the day before they file, Florida Congressional Candidate gets temporary restraining orders against her two GOP primary opponents because, according to her, they have conspired to have her killed
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama officially hits 30% of fully vaccinated individuals against COVID-19, thanks God again for Mississippi
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Mon June 14, 2021
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Masks could have stopped the pandemic, but Trump
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Sun June 13, 2021
(Los Angeles Magazine)
 
 
 
States that took COVID seriously did better protecting their citizens' health, AND their economy
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
The worst thing about security cameras in McDonald's is they're watching you eat AND steal from kids with cancer
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida man likes to eat most things he finds in his yard
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Texas man goes to Florida, finds out
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Mudcat Grant joins the hereafter's sports nickname Hall of Fame
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Sat June 12, 2021
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Want to travel the country for a month? Do you have $299? All ABOOOOOAAARD
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
A guy could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Florida man's quixotic quest to unseat Georgia governor runs into a snag: no one in the Georgia GOP is interested in running against him
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Bitcoin and Covid walk into a bar. The bartender says...
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Fri June 11, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
We just had a deer in our back yard eating mulberries
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Today in Florida....the mystery of rubber bales that washed up on Palm Beach may be solved
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This anaconda is huge
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida woman leaves drugged man at hotel. Fails to take kidneys
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Another pantless Florida woman. Must be hot down there this week
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Thu June 10, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
A cruise line thinks it has found a way around DeSantis' vaccine passport ban
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
When you're too much of a Florida Man for even Florida
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Sunshine State now has its own "Bridgegate" scandal, and, like everything else involving Gov. DeSantis, it's far more stupid and petty than the original
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turns out that south Florida is basically one giant Comic-Con dedicated to the extended Trump universe
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida Man uses podcast to interview guy who ate his own foot. Asks, "what was that like?"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
At this point a chess player's time clock would be more useful for tracking days without a mass shooting in the US
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fine, so you want to cruise unvaccinated? Okay. Here's the bill for each of the daily tests we're going to administer so you can wander amongst the vaccinated masses
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida: Why is there a man sitting inside a box in Fort Lauderdale's airport?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
What a crappy way to go
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Wed June 09, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"Ya'll chill, I'm just intoxicated" may not be the smartest thing to say to cops after you've just run down a pedestrian while driving 114 mph
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds" doesn't mention anything about gators
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The federal government is contributing to climate change, needs to get rid of its energy wasting marijuana ban
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
The Congressional Black Caucus is blackballing a Republican Congressman. Maybe he shouldn't have supported the insurrection
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you ask me, "I hope I do better than a sex trafficker" makes for one hell of a campaign slogan
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Just because it's a Rolls, that doesn't mean you shouldn't get a Carfax report on it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Royal Caribbean flip-flops on unvaccinated cruisers. Its fans aren't so happy
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Florida Woman, Disneyland, snack foods, and kids books are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 23-29: Homemade Ice Cream Edition
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Armie Hammer checks into rehab for drugs, alcohol, sex, and cannibalism
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Department of Transportation: "No bridges with teh ghey"
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Going to get tacos in the Everglades turns out to be a bad idea
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Tue June 08, 2021
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Is it time to talk about glass control? Forget it Jake, it's Florida
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Our residents should not be held prisoner to a business model that promotes the all-night hard partying that has generated an unsafe atmosphere in our city"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Is the Orange Menace in such a sad, pathetic state of insecurity that he's enlisting the help of long washed up asshole Bill O'Reilly to hold his hand during his next "Save Murica Tour". In a word, Yes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
DeSantis uses Military to Block a DNC representative from entering a political event. Do you have papers? Florida Man Edition
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
18-year-old Georgia woman on life support after sister accidentally shot her in face while they drove to Miami. They were probably distracted while debating what a Big Mac is called in France
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Recommended carry on luggage: Backpacks, purses, small travelbags. Not recommended carry on luggage: Pool noodles
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(WJCL Savannah)
 
 
 
Man out fishing with his pals reels in rare, 400 pound grouper. Fark: They grow to twice that weight
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman who saw 'baby dinosaur' running through yard says this is what it was
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Mon June 07, 2021
(WTXL Tallahassee)
 
 
 
Twitter suspends whistleblower's account while the governor applauds
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
An evening of conversation about sexual assault and how to get away with it
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
State government offices in Alabama are closed today to celebrate the birthday of the loser who led the Great White Attempt To Keep Those Slaves In The Cotton Fields
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Florida Woman: "Hold my beer." (video NSFW)
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Sun June 06, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
*reads headline* He's not wrong, you know. *reads article* Good.jpg
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Florida Man goes hunting for shark teeth, finds alligator teeth in the most Florida way
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
It's bad enough when a 14-year-old is accused of murder, but it really makes you wonder what the world is coming to when his mother tries to destroy the evidence
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Sat June 05, 2021
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
86-year-old man should not have to beg to work one more year for financial reasons. 86-year-old man should also not kill his boss when told no
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Swarms of insects invade SW Florida. Are they love bugs? Palmetto bugs? Giant cockroaches? Mosquitoes? Oh, just gnats. Call us when something serious pops up
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Fri June 04, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
Well I'm already doing life in prison .... let's add 6 more to the list
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
LEO attacked by dangerous animal
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Thu June 03, 2021
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Coyotes invading urban neighborhoods. New hotness: Bears invading urban neighborhoods
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Touring bands, classic movies, new technology, and of course Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 23-29: Polish Spareribs Edition
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida's conundrum: The state is surrounded on 3 sides by ocean, and sea-levels ARE rising, but the 20 ft seawall necessary to protect against hurricanes would be really ugly
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
USFL announces plans to declare bankruptcy in fall 2022
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(Field and Stream)
 
 
 
Maybe it just wanted some Texas BBQ. You ever think about that? Of course not, you only think about yourself
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Wed June 02, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
News: Florida Man takes son on a "drive-by" with his paintball gun. Fark: Residents think it's a real drive-by and fire back with live rounds. Florida: Dad accidentally runs over son after the son is shot
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida Man pleads guilty
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Judge tells defendant that 'stand your ground' doesn't apply to iguanas
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Tue June 01, 2021
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Alligator fractures skull of diver and 34 staples in head. Chubbs Peterson gives it a thumb up
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Where there's smoke there's fire, sometimes in exactly that order
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Florida woman gets married. Don't guess what happens next
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Rapper DaBaby involved in DaShooting in DaMiami DaBeach
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Rebel Wilson has lost a whole lot of weight and would like to show you the fruits of her labor
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Republicans have no clue what their base wants
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Mon May 31, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida kid shoots paint balls. Florida man responds with lead balls
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Woman rescued from Florida storm drain reported missing in Texas. I didn't even know storm drains went that far
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Mr. Florida steals White Claw, veterinary pain pills, barber shop supplies and cash. Fark: this guy is actually named Mr. Florida
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Four more Oath Keepers charged in Capitol insurrection. Five other Oath Keepers face additional charges. FBI agents and DOJ members take an oath too, just sayin'
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Sun May 30, 2021
(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can The Cleaner beat a bastard and a slacker to retain the AEW title? Will The MurderHawk best The Best Man for the TNT belt? Will Shida retain vs D.M.D? Who wins the Casino Battle Royale? It's AEW's Double or Nothing starting at 8 PM ET on B/R Live
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(Leicester Mercury)
 
 
 
Man in rabbit mask indecently exposes himself to fire crew helping a woman, does yoga naked near a clock tower and flashes two prison guards. And he's not even from Florida
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
2 dead, over 20 people injured in a mass shooting in Miami. Suspects are still at large. Can we just do away with the clock completely now?
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Sat May 29, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Gov. Ron DeSenseless takes on his most formidable opponent yet ... and the lido deck will never be the same
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida Inspector General grants Rebekah Jones whistleblower status. DeSantis cowering in his Fox News bunker ready to sign laws banning whistles and blowing
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida Man arrested for stealing 100s of ventilators intended for critically ill COVID-19 patients in El Salvador
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Fri May 28, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Passengers please buckle up and prepare for turbulence .... the pilot is almost there, another minute tops
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Florida "Men"
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(Texas A&M)
 
 
 
As millions of people plan backyard BBQ's this weekend, Fark braces for rash of 'Fail', 'Dumbass' and 'Florida' submissions
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(LAist)
 
 
 
LA has three new ugly-ass bobcat kittens
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jenkins said he parked the $250,000 vehicle in the south economy lot. Somehow, this did not end well
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
2 dead, 10 missing, 8 rescued, 1 sunk boat
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Thu May 27, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Big tech downvotes Florida
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: The Kardashians. And I literally mean that. New hotness...okay, well maybe not new, but close enough: the Thornes
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Former Palm Beach County GOP leader charged with crimes against government, fashion
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
If you're having a mental crisis, this might not be the best place to go
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Good news: woman gets a sperm donor who's a doctor. Bad news: the doctor who inseminated her
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Alan Dershowitz is desperately trying to give Netflix his life savings and home on Martha's Vineyard
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
McDonald's hates to raise wages so much that it would rather give away free iPhones to attract workers instead
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Wed May 26, 2021
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Want to see punk rock band concert headlined by Teenage Bottlerocket in St. Petersburg next month? Tickets are only $18, except, if unvaccinated for COVID-19, that'll be $999.99
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Florida man takes news of grand jury convening as well as you'd expect
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Florida's new cancel culture law for social media companies could apply to Trump's shiatty blog the moment he allows comments
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(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
That's what, 3, 4 Floridans?
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Tue May 25, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NBA Playoffs continue with the Celtics trying to avenge their Game 1 loss in Game 2 against the Nets. The Suns would like to beat the Lakers again and the Mavericks are looking to double down on the Clippers. It all begins at 7:30 PM ET on TNT
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Florida Man eats, punches, and leaves at Maui Panda Express
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Mon May 24, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
What do you call FAA proposing fines of over than US$60,000 against unruly airline passengers in mask fights? An excellent start
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cops: Florida Man used slice of pizza as weapon
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Anything can be a weapon, if you're Florida enough
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Kid cleans out family car and finds $5k from previous owner, who gifts him 20% for returning it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Obvious: Qevin McCarthy shouldn't be speaker of the house, Fark: oh shiat Bobert wants the job, Florida: Gaetz endorses Bobert
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(Creative Loafing Tampa)
 
 
 
Governor Ron DeSantis vows to keep American historical facts on slavery, racism, lynching, discrimination, civil rights protests, suffrage, Jim Crow, segregation out of state's public classrooms since they weren't in Declaration of Independence
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
There is a reason they're called the Florida Keys
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
THERE she is. Good girl. Good GOP girl. Now sit
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Governor Ron DeSantis (FL-GOP) signs bill into law that will fine social media companies "deplatforming" political candidates up to $250,000 a day, encourages politicians to lie with impunity
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
When even Steve-O says you're a complete train wreck and need help it may be time to stop worrying about being a Jackass
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
If Tyerune is found shot to death and Doug and Jasmine are suspects, than X equals the arrest of middle school math teacher Martesha. Investigators will solve for Y
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida Woman: "Hold my beer and HANG ON"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists successfully breed corals with goal of disease, zombie resistance
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Vampire fish found again in river, surprisingly not in Florida
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Sun May 23, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Florida Man/Poop Smear double-header
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Unsure if they were to go to the right or left of the buoy, they decided to crash into it
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Sat May 22, 2021
(Pensacola News Journal)
 
 
 
Mandatory 10-digit dialing starts today throughout Florida Panhandle. What could possibly go wrong?
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(My Panhandle)
 
 
 
Apparently the punishment for allegedly killing a pedestrian in Florida is deportation to Guatemala
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(MSN)
 
 
 
News that will come as a surprise to absolutely no one, travel edition
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Man™ attempts to rob a bank. The teller calls his bluff and says his gun is not real. Florida Man™ leaves without money and is promptly arrested for being a dumbass
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Fri May 21, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
As proof that Trump did NOT incite the Capitol insurrection, Florida congressman accidentally admits to being a co-conspirator
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
In the rush to keep Democrats from voting, the GOP didn't quite think through how their cunning plan to rig elections laws could possibly backfire
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Florida State Rep Anthony Sabatini claims Socrates "would be cancelled real quick" today. Should we tell him?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ron DeSantis promises that he has only begun to grift
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Thu May 20, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
The General rule is that a sitting or former Cabinet secretary can only be forced to sit for a deposition if there are "extraordinary circumstances" to justify it. A judge ruled those exist in a case about how Cruella DeVos handled loan forgiveness
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Researchers find the origins of a colony of monkeys in south Florida. In other news, there is a colony of monkeys in south Florida
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Aaaaaannnnd...here come the potential hurricanes
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Woman practices 'self care' in the back seat of a car at a dealership in Minnesota. It takes the cops an hour to coax her out of the vehicle. Gotta read the article to find out why we went with the Florida tag
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Former MLB pitcher on trial for sexually assaulting a minor uses the "I carded her" defense
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP-controlled FL legislature passed a casino gaming bill that allows them to grant a Casino license to anyone whose proposed site is more than 15 miles from the Seminole Tribes' current casino. Guess who owns a golf club 15.2 miles away?
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Wed May 19, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Florida's attempt at nullifying federal immigration law is sent to its room without dinner
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Could be that the camel's nose of the law is into the tent of the Florida blogger for this humpday Wednesday. Let's watch in an MSNBC discussion thread for 7pm Eastern
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Grab the cornbread and pass the sweet tea, please
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In an annual migration as old as time, a flock of braying spiteful geese have migrated North for the summer, to spread hate and feces all over their ancestral golf course
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(12 News Now)
 
 
 
As Texas deals with seasonal flooding, a new threat emerges: Alligators on the loose
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Heated argument between two friends about Tom Brady lands one in jail. Too bad they couldn't just deflate the situation before the cops were called
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man hid cocaine in his anus. I guess a drug charge would've rectum
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Tue May 18, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida man got into collecting baseball cards at age 33, died at 73, left his collection to his family, who're going to auction them off. Fark: Includes Ty Cobb, Lou Gehrig, Honus Wagner, Ted Williams, Cy Young and a Babe Ruth rookie card
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Sorry hangry gator. This is a Wendy's
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(Bloomberg Law)
 
 
 
Four Seasons Miami sued over year long Covid furloughs. You'd think landscapers in the south would have full employment even during a pandemic
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
"Can a boy kicked off the Duke golf team grow up to run the Empire State? Can the spawn of a senescent fascist enabler redeem the family name in Albany?" P.S. Duke sucks
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(Salon)
 
 
 
PPProud Boys
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Shooting yourself in right thigh while picking up case of soda in Walmart is bad enough. But to NOT have concealed weapon permit for said gun in state where they practically grow on trees makes you candidate for Top Florida Man of 2021
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Mon May 17, 2021
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Newt joins the growing pile of MAGA deadwood drifting to Florida and the time is about ripe for Bugs to get out his big saw
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
It's Monday. How about some good news for two of Fark's favorite states?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Since Matt Gaetz has the hookers covered, Gov DeSantis is trying to deliver on the blackjack
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Mangrove lodged into his head" is apparently what you get when you let the fish and wildlife commission play cause-of-death MadLibs
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"DeSantis can't". That sounds good, I already want a second plate please
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida man who used Samurai sword to commit burglary and carjacking caught after he left cell phone full of photos and videos of himself at crime scene
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Sun May 16, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Cup playoffs Day 2: Will Trotz befuddle the Pens? Will Wild/Knights be a wild afternoon? Will the Florida Fracas be farking Thunderdome? And then there's the pointlessness of regular season Canucks/Flames. 1st puck @ Noon ET. Hush, Pierre
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Big pharma executives were concerned about people being negatively affected by their products. Just kidding, they called them Pillbillies
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Father of the Florida Lottery dies at ... 1 ... 0 ... 0
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Fri May 14, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
'Hero' tag trumps 'Florida' and 'Woofday' tags in this case
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Stacey Abrams is the queen of truth bombs
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Georgia woman takes on Florida. Finds it a drag
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Coronavirus, meet Florida Man
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
NASA to launch rocket this weekend that will release a chemical that lights up the sky over Florida. Man, these gender reveals are getting out of hand
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
DeSantis could protect Trump from extradition, but he'd be stuck in the state forever
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Thu May 13, 2021
(WDW News Today)
 
 
 
Donald Duck's mask to go the way of his pants
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man found hiding under pool deck after going off the deep end while driving
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(CNN)
 
 
 
COVID 19, New York Yankees 7. 6 aymptomatic cases breakthrough to major leagues
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
How do you do, fellow students?
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Florida Man: I dare you to arrest me. Florida cop: OK
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Someone actually follows Florida Man around to see what he does all day. Just a carjacking, a hit-and-run and a robbery inside a grocery store
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Palm Beach preparing for V-T Day
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity: "God created us to provide goods and services for others." If so, then it's clear that God didn't create Sean Hannity
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(Citrus County Chronicle)
 
 
 
Florida man hoarding gas determined to go out in blaze of glory
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(Politico)