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headlines found matching 'Florida'
Mon February 06, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
I hate Maryland Nazis
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ex-NFL star Vontae Davis arrested for DUI in Florida after 'crashing his Tesla into a pick-up truck that then hit a pedestrian who was rushed to hospital - before cops found him laying down SLEEPING at the side of the highway'. The Aristocrats
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Sat February 04, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Subby's advice: get a cashier's check
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(CNN)
 
 
 
C) Racism
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Fri February 03, 2023
(NHL)
 
 
 
We've got goalies taking shots on net, attempts to break the sound barrier, the NHL's version of a dunk tank, the trick shot/SNL sketch mashup known as the Breakaway Challenge, and more. It's the 2023 NHL All-Star Skills Competition @ 7pm ET on ESPN
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Even God hates Florida
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
If you're an Aussie and want to take a vakay here in the states, here's a list of the 10 deadliest beaches to make you feel more at home
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Your grandma at The Villlages doesn't have that loofah on her golf cart because she's into being clean, she's got it hanging out because she's into being dirty. So very, very dirty
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro, whose U.S. visa expired on Tuesday, is applying for a six-month visa to be able to stay in Florida. Probably to huddle with Trump and plan his next move
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Thu February 02, 2023
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
White rhino moves to Florida wildlife park. Fark: Shot and killed on first day in new home. UltraFark: Local orthodontists and dentists all claim alibis, blame park for not being able to contain it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
AP African American Studies course gets updated to comply with Florida's "Don't Say Bayard Rustin or James Baldwin" law
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Where does a promising young quarterback go when he loses his "commit" to a huge presence in college football because he used a racial slur? Where, oh where can he go? Who would - BY GOD, THAT'S FLORIDA TAG'S MUSIC
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Wed February 01, 2023
(Politico)
 
 
 
"I got re-elected." Get your "let them fight" memes ready
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida politicians just can't seem to stop obsessing over underage girls' vaginas
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hostile takeover of Florida's colleges underway: "You called us racists, sexists, bigots, outsiders...We are now in a position of authority in the college. And the accusations are telling us that something is wrong here"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
DeSpicable ditches the racist dogwhistle, and fires up the WWII Chrysler V-8 powered 130 Db air raid siren, declares intent to ban college diversity and inclusion programs
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Are you interested in a '04 Chevy Tahoe cosplaying as a '50 Chevy Bel Air?
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida man in domestic dispute not sure if he wants to channel Ozzie or Alice. Although I don't recall Mr. Cooper actually biting the head off of anything
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Tue January 31, 2023
(Wyoming News)
 
 
 
WY wants to help finance TX's vanity wall and immigrant-shipping, instead of something useful, like schools or road repairs. Subby too mad to snark
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
TFG sues Bob Woodward on the grounds that he agreed to be recorded for Woodward's book, but not for the audiobook version
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
If you are single and ready to mingle, you may want to decide which state might be best to look for your new boo
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Florida woman moved to Florida for lower taxes but bad schools, cheaper housing but higher insurance, less traffic but more drug trafficking, and fewer crowds but Disney
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida taking the first steps to become 26th constitutional carry state. Surely with all the olds in the state nothing could possibly go wrong
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Mon January 30, 2023
(VinePair)
 
 
 
Seeing as most of us farkers are visual learners, here is a helpful map of the states that drink the most alcohol in the US colored by their per capita rate. If you can no longer read it, you may have imbibed a wee bit too much
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Another of the Village People admits to voting twice in the 2020 election
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A teacher who quit her job finds more happiness working at Costco
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Sat January 28, 2023
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida Man appoints himself mayor of Cape Coral, tries to fight everyone in sight. No wonder he wasn't interested in participating in a free and fair election
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
David Miscavige is spending some time with his wife right now
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Fri January 27, 2023
(NOAA)
 
 
 
No sea cows or sea horses in this traveling marine rodeo - it's a round up for marine debris
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida logic: Burn down your apartment to get revenge against HOA. Bonus logic: you also shoot yourself
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
I hereby certify that I am a horrible person, and pledge to continue being a horrible person. Oh, and if I ever end up on the pointy end of the stick, I'll cry about being oppressed
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida bests Virginia in youngest school kid to be caught packing
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Thu January 26, 2023
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Florida...what could possibly go wrong with building a new 97-home neighborhood inside of a known flood zone? Jacksonville may soon find out
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
JB tells AP not to give in to a racist SOB
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida man stuck in pipe rescued. Doopity doo
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Florida man known for denying things denies having affair with male staffer
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
The recession is hiatting drive-by shooters hard
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Wed January 25, 2023
(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man who rammed car into dentist office charged with DUI, fillings
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Tue January 24, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump drops a second lawsuit against Letitia James to save another $1 million in fines. What a cheapskate
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Elections have sometimes positive consequences. New Democratic AG of AZ has decided to "reprioritize the mission and resources" of the unit her predecessor created to prosecute voting fraud to instead focus on voting rights and ballot access
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Former reality TV star begins serving multi-year sentence for fraud and tax evasion... no, not that one
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Are horses being slaughtered on Florida farms? Neigh
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Screw that terrible barbecue; if you're flying into KC for the Championship game, visit Whataburger
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Those magical new "weight loss" drugs? What do you think happens the moment you stop taking them? Go ahead, guess
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Mon January 23, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Florida threatens felony prosecution for classroom libraries
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(Inside the Magic)
 
 
 
Want to own water from Splash Mountain? People are selling it for lots of money
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Four Oath Keepers found guilty of the obvious seditious conspiracy they conspired for
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida gas prices rise due to China
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida gas prices fall due to China
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Sun January 22, 2023
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Non-Texans point out what they think is strange about Texans. Carrying guns everywhere and rooting for terrible football teams both strangely absent from the list
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Charlie Kirk: "I mean obviously, slavery is reprehensible and terrible and awful, BUT"
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Florida man doing outdoor yoga injured when his corpse pose unexpectedly becomes lizard pose
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
50-person riot breaks loose in behavioral health treatment center for children, adolescents. Looks like better treatment methods needed
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Just like a lot of New Englanders, one dog from Rhode Island headed down to Florida for a year before deciding it was time to go back home
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Florida woman decides to administer alternative pain control for terminally ill husband. It was super effective
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Sat January 21, 2023
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Trevor Lawrence or Patrick Mahomes? Teal and black or red and gold? Florida or Missouri? The Jacksonville Jaguars take on the Kansas City Chiefs in the AFC Divisional at 4:30 PM ET on NBC
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(DuhSantis)
 
 
 
State is suing to preserve "historic site": Splash Mountain
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Asian politics, world geography, weird British terms, and of course Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Jan 12-18: Sticky Situation Edition
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Fri January 20, 2023
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Federal judge sides with Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis over fired prosecutor ...also says he violated state law. So vote Republican
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Apparently the Russians still have a ship that floats, and it's a spy ship hanging around off the coast of the Hawaiian Islands. Likely doing intelligence things like finding better poke recipes
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
BUY, Mortimer, BUY
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(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
Abandoned alligator story was a croc
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Amateur web sleuths helped solve the case of missing lottery winner Abraham Shakespeare, because as they say, blood will have blood
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Thu January 19, 2023
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida woman pulled from storm drain for the third time in two years. Previously she wandered through the tunnels for weeks and ended up in Texas. That's some underground network
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
DuhSantis bans AP class because it might make Floridians too smart
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(Florida Politics)
 
 
 
Florida politician takes a crack at the "falling out of windows" shtick
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Wed January 18, 2023
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
From the Maybe Also Have a Backup to the One That Brought Ya, Though. Just in case. Department
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
DoorDash will start delivering Starbucks soon, so now your overpriced burnt coffee can be cold too
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
VA Gov tells Ford to take these jobs and 去他妈的,见鬼去吧
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
DeathSantis admin is angry at the NHL because *checks notes* it's not white enough
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida Man: "I did not have no venomous snakes." Reporter: "What did you have?" Florida Man: "I had corn snakes"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ron DeSantis proposes policy to increase number of homes for sale and stabilize Florida real estate market price increases
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ousted Disney CEO Bob Chapek had been earning as much as $32 million a year, but will only be getting a paltry $20 million as his exit payout. That'll show him
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Tue January 17, 2023
(MPR News)
 
 
 
♫ Blue streetlight, you saw me standing alone ♬
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(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Florida celebrates MLK Day the only way it knows how. Surprisingly does not involve nudity or bath salts, still entirely predictable for Florida however
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman zips husband up in suitcase to die while playing hide-and-seek
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
DeSantis hopes to change shape of state college to churn out more Florida men and women
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The totally real and completely legit Devolder Organization, the supposed source of Rep. Santos' wealth, just changed its address from that of a closed medical office in FL to a much more respectable PO box at a Mailboxes Etc
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(Florida Politics)
 
 
 
Florida Republican Congressman to Qevin: 'You f***ed me.' Wait, Qevin can't be trusted? Who could have seen that coming?
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(AOL)
 
 
 
"Deputies dubbed the peculiar customer a "catcoon" because it looked like a raccoon crossed with a cat. It's neither"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
New poll says Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis beats Biden in 2024 matchup -- but Trump doesn't ...which is somewhat good. Maybe. Nope, still not good
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Mon January 16, 2023
(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
This little piggy went to market. This little piggy can't come home
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(OnlySky)
 
 
 
Thanks to Jesus reasons, an atheist may get to show off his huge johnson right in the middle of Fort Lauderdale [NSFW]
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Sun January 15, 2023
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
It ain't armed robbery if the stapler ain't loaded
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Don't tell anyone but Space Force is having a secret launch of secret communication satellites from the not so secret Space Force Base in central Florida at 5:56PM ET. Oh and, bring your inner 12yr old, there will be 2 landing zone landings
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Florida's special program to use veterans to fill thousands of Florida schools' teaching vacancies is a resounding success. Broward County alone is swamped with "a handful of applications" and the entire state has seen an incredible seven hires
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Endangered species, bread, rappers, and Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Jan 5-11: Golden Egg Edition
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Someone in Maine is now richer than Stephen King
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Sat January 14, 2023
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Florida Gators forgot the most important part about paying $13,000,000 for a new quarterback... the check has to clear
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(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Mandarin duck spotted in Wisconsin lake. Plum sauce, onion, and pancakes to follow
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Bonded out with a ankle monitor? No reason to give up your GTA activity
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Fri January 13, 2023
(Politico)
 
 
 
DeathSentence wants to practice for the White House by claiming executive privilege, which doesn't exist in the state government
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
State considers mandating cursive, communism history. Those cursive communists are invading our schools now. Something must be done
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida Man owns largest child porn collection ever seen by deputies - faces more than 1,180 child porn charges after arrest. Oh, and four counts of bestiality images. I mean, why limit yourself to just one perversion, right, Florida Man?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
More people than ever bought their insurance on healthcare.gov. Makes you wonder when Republicans are actually gonna get around to that whole "repeal and replace" thing
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Monty the doggo tells his human he no hablo inglés, gives her the quizzical dog look when she tries
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Thu January 12, 2023
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
The most stunning McDonald's around the world .. of course the biggest one is in Florida
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
For the first time in history, a killer whale beached in Florida. Locals frantically concocting homemade explosives, sandwich recipes
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Your Fark Madlib for today: _A ____ Florida ____ Captures Hearts by ____ a ____ 400-Pound ______
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Wed January 11, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fat, angry Florida man threatens to eat Ham Rove
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Apparently, Chrisley doesn't Know Best
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Someone call The Police The band, not the authorities, to Florida to see what washed up on the beach
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Here's the thread where we talk about there being no winner in yesterday's Mega Millions drawing and make snarky comments about a tax on stupid people being applied again this week
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
That'll do, pig, that'll do (complete with "Stop, I'm one of you" pic)
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Tue January 10, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Screw the airlines in winter. I'm going to take Amtrak instead. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Yet another Florida man fails to understand the concept of "don't stand on the tracks when the train is coming"
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(Hill Reporter)
 
 
 
Madison Cawthorn to get new gig as Florida Man
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Florida man charged with assault on a ski resort chairlift. It knows what it did
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Mon January 09, 2023
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1493, Christopher Columbus mistook manatees for mermaids, proving he and his men had been aboard ship for waaaay too long
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Florida man gives cops every reason to arrest him, including biting police and dancing in the middle of traffic
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(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
Welcome to Disney World: a subsidiary of the state of Florida
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrat wants to deport foreign criminal
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Florida Man, (possibly Klingon) arrested for failing to report death of his mother. Might have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for the machine that goes *BING*
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Sun January 08, 2023
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Supporters of former president living in Florida have invaded government buildings and are demanding his reinstatement
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Stay classy, Florida (Congress)Man
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Sat January 07, 2023
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The number of arrests from the January 6 insurrection will soon hit 1000
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Traditional Japanese culture, cheese, Papal history, and Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Dec. 29-Jan. 4: Pretentious Food Edition
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it. Those who failed statistics in school are heading to the local store to splurge on lottery tickets
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Gov. DeathSentence activates National Guard after Cuban immigrants swamp Florida Keys. Wonder if he'll fly them to Miami instead?
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
What do you call over 7000 vehicles stopped, nearly 200 arrested over traffic violations on I-4? A drop in the bucket. "We're remarkably concerned when nationwide, Interstate 4 is known as the most dangerous road in America"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Alabama Man yells at Florida Man, earns a palm to the face. Just another night on the U.S. House floor
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Repeating the same lies may work with the masses, but it doesn't work with judges
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Fri January 06, 2023
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Robbing a bank is bad but robbing a bank when you're on parole for robbing a bank is just too much
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Multiple shootings reported at Miami restaurant where French Montana, the Arizona Assassin, was filming a music video
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Need a baby? Take a baby. Have a baby? Drop one in
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(The American Independent)
 
 
 
JFC he's still at it
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Thu January 05, 2023
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
"There'll be no diversity or inclusion in MY state." - Ron DeSantis, probably
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
"Think about the danger this creates. It can lead to gambling. It can lead to violence." This Florida Sheriff is talking about, you guessed it, pot brownies
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
You had ONE JOB, Texas A&M equipment manager
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Wed January 04, 2023
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donalds nominated for House Speaker. And don't panic, but there are eddies in the space-time continuum
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
"It's made NBA history because nobody's ever seen a Pikachu dog sitting next to an NBA player before"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida New Year's party starts off 2023 as only Florida can when one guy swings a machete around and then joins his accomplice to light a house on fire with 21 people inside
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kansas St. and Texas combined for 219 points, setting a new record for most points combined in regulation of a Big 12 conference game
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Funnyman Ron DeSantis brings down the House in inauguration speech
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(Literary Hub)
 
 
 
Twitter Me Elmo doesn't understand dystopias or Venn diagrams
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Tue January 03, 2023
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Pete Buttigieg now running Delta Airlines also
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
"911, what's your emergency?" "Um, hi, we're um, burglarizing this residence and we need some help moving things out of the house." "No problem, we'll send someone out right now." "Thanks"
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(SpaceX)
 
 
 
The first SpaceX launch of the new year is the Transporter-6 mission from Florida, with a return to launch site landing. This will be the 15th launch for this booster. Liftoff is scheduled for 9:56 a.m. ET. Stream begins at T-10
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Mon January 02, 2023
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Why impersonate Air Force "special agent" when inquiring about Delta-8 THC products at local smoke shop? Sorry, that's on need-to-know basis
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich rejects John Calhoun's concurrent majority theory
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"A brother and sister had to stop 6 times in 1 day to charge their rented Tesla in cold weather because the battery drained so quickly"
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Sun January 01, 2023
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Failure fails again, by throwing a New Year's Eve media party that nobody showed up for. What a loser
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Sat December 31, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tesla workers ordered not to say bad things about management, pay discrepancy, and not to cooperate with officials reviewing working conditions
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Fri December 30, 2022
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
That should come in handy
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's a battle of orange teams in the Capital One Orange Bowl as Tennessee and Clemson kickoff at 8:00 PM ET in the first of the New Year's Six games. Who do you have in this one? Game will be on, you guessed it, ESPN
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Businessmen give each other the Kissimmee of death after dispute
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(Florida Politics)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders snags Florida education chancellor to 'transform' Arkansas education. Since he's from Florida, he will bring crayons
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(YardBarker)
 
Hero
 
Tampa Bay QB Blaine Gabbert's 2022 stat line: 0 games, 0 starts, 0 passes, 0 TDs, 0 INTs, 0 rush TDs, 1 successful water rescue of three people who crashed in a helicopter
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Thu December 29, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Florida man ends year with great sadness, happiness, anger and fear at the same time
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Thursday, December 29 has three bowl games. First is the Bad Boy Mowers Pinstripe Bowl with Syracuse and Minnesota at 2:00 PM ET, Oklahoma and Florida State in the Cheez-It Bowl at 5:30 PM, and Texas and Washington in the Valero Alamo Bowl at 9:00 PM
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Wed December 28, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
There's no such thing as a "closed-hand slap," especially when it's delivered by a boxer. Facepalm tag, because, well, you know
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bolsonaro apparently about to be on the lam to Florida. No word on if he's booked a room at Mar A Lardo
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
ICYMI: 2022 Best of Florida wo/man
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Tue December 27, 2022
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Man jailed for assaulting partner with Christmas ornament. This is not a repeat from another Florida Man 11 days ago using the entire tree
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hanukkah, European geography, the public domain, and Florida Woman are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Dec 15-21: Holy @#$ It's Cold Edition
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(NPR)
 
 
 
We're gonna have one of these "the Mega Millions lottery has now surpassed XXX dollars" every few weeks from now until the end of time, aren't we?
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Mon December 26, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cheer up, Cris Collinsworth, you can still fanboy over Aaron Rodgers
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Florida man realizes he has no future and no hope, goes on crazy rampage against former friend
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
We're totally an $80m asset management company, we just present as a gynecologist's office in a Florida business park
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Sun December 25, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida is HAPPENING folks, it's growing and now leads the US population growth for the first time in 65 years
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Flash frying 6000 pounds of onions gives us the Florida tag on the Food tab
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Sat December 24, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kush takes a bone saw to his relationship with TFG. I'll bet he did Nazi that coming
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Fri December 23, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
NHL postpones two games due to ice and snow
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Yes, folks, it's time for your annual falling iguanas story
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(Independent)
 
 
 
GOP right wingers tell Lindell to stuff a pillow in it
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida Supreme Court reaffirms it's full of Florida
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ghosting creates ghost
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You want freedom? Here's your freedom. Gov. DeathSentence appoints judge who denied a teenager an abortion because her grades didn't measure up
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Thu December 22, 2022
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida Man spreads joy with 'anatomically correct' reindeer
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
More evidence that Wisconsin is the Florida of the Midwest
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
I just can't do better than original headline: Florida Man Beat Roommate's Raccoon with Hammer, Threatened to Kill Neighbor with Sewing Needle
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Santa Claus is coming to town, but thankfully, not to your local karaoke night
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
DeSantis Democrats are totally a real thing. Seriously, why would Fox News lie?
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Not News: EV owner takes a risk purchasing new vehicle. News: Ends up with problems. FARK: Problems from his HOA that doesn't allow pickups parked in front of his house
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Wed December 21, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Fort Lauderdale...
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Texas House of Representatives passes bill that prohibits schools from engaging in "the endorsement or dissuasion of, or interference with, any lifestyle, race, sex, religion, or culture." leaving teachers unable to, well, teach
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Corporate operatives in my freelance film production teams? It's more likely than you think
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Steps to having a successful retirement: 1. Get a job at Walmart. 2. Have a co-worker do a TikTok video on why you have to work at Walmart. 3. Cash in
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(Politico)
 
 
 
DeathSentence holds a "Freedom Blueprint" training session for newly elected conservative school board members. Because nothing says "freedom" like being indoctrinated, especially into being an anti-science book-banning neofascist
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Tue December 20, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
"(Florida man) and his fellow gang members advertised their success on social media to advance the gang's prestige and reputation," prosecutors said
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(MSN)
 
 
 
There once was a Florida Teen Who couldn't keep his bedroom clean. He grabbed a big pan, when his mom said he can, And then stabbed her right in the spleen
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(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Rowdy Beers commits to Florida International. Rowdy Meth, Rowdy Alligators still in the transfer portal
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say - that this couple's arrest record grew three sizes that day"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Philadelphia judge accused of traveling to Florida, ruling defendants guilty in absentia so it can appear she was working at the time of her trip
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Mon December 19, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Utility companies spend millions to plant stories with local news, throw in some light stalking of people they don't like for good measure
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
New Florida property insurance law requires some customers to stop using the state's "insurer of last resort" fund, thereby protecting, uh
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kari Lake goes a little coup-coup during her speech at Turning Point USA's annual convention
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(Some Guy)
 
Hero
 
Florida residents rescue a cat stuck in a storm drain. Hero tag makes a rare fill-in for the Florida tag on this one
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Sun December 18, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump hereby orders his supporters to stand down and stand by in their opposition to Qevin McQarthy, whose job as Trump's personal valet may still be on the table
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(Outkick)
 
 
 
Everyone knows Boston is a great sports town. Well except the Wasabi Bowl
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Foreign food, hockey, scary critters, and Florida Police Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, December 8-14: Stupid Guinness Records Edition
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Mansion"
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Sat December 17, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Six bowl games total with three during the daylight hours. Cincy-L'ville in the Fenway Bowl, Florida-Oregon State in the Las Vegas Bowl, and Wazzou and Fresno State in the Jimmy Kimmel LA Bowl (on ABC). These set of games start at 11:00 AM on ESPN
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Fri December 16, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Video shows 2 Florida men ejected from crashing tanker truck carrying 1,300 gallons of used cooking oil and walk away. Slick move
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what Christmas in Florida is like?
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Water eventually finds it's own level: Todd and Julie Chrisley are heading to Florida
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Bear steals Chick-Fil-A bag in protest of their politics
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(Metro)
 
 
 
And this is why you don't go on a cruise ship
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Let's take a look at how DeathSentance's military-teacher program is doing. 7 whole hires? Yup, that's about right
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Thu December 15, 2022
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The global supply trail that leads to Russia's killer drones winds though St. Petersburg, Hong Kong, even Florida, because, well, Florida
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(WCJB Gainesville)
 
 
 
Florida man arrested for not being able to identify his wife
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Christine, Dill & Lucky. Busload of Whores Slime Mold Florida Crocodile edition
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Old and busted: SpaceX launching twice in a day. New hotness: SpaceX has two launches scheduled within 18 minutes of each other tomorrow. Bonus: Both are Florida launches. California also has a launch that day
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Town puts on Christmas parade for girl battling rare form of cancer. Excuse me, some of that fake snow must have gotten in my eye
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Wed December 14, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Reasons why Ron DeSantis hasn't announced that he's running for president yet? One is that he's not legally allowed to run while still serving as the governor of Florida
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Aslan leaves Narnia to buy a mansion near Disneyworld with millions in stolen PPP funds
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Jazzy ran away from her Texas home after being frightened by fireworks, Seven years later she was found abandoned in a Florida hotel room. No one knows how she ended up there, but she was reunited with her family just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue December 13, 2022
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Two boaters who left New Jersey last month for Florida, missing since a stop in North Carolina, rescued off the Delaware coast, now being flown to New York, presumably to receive the Wrong Way Corrigan award
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Joseph Biggs, Florida Proud Boys leader, asks judge to move his trial for seditious conspiracy from DC to VA because 1/6 Committee hearings poisoned jury pool. Dude, they were televised nationally
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(Jalopnik)
 
Weeners
 
The pen is too rowdy for Allegiant
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Because nothing will make pharmaceutical companies step up to the plate during the NEXT public health crisis quite like being hauled before a Florida grand jury because the state's governor wants to score points with his party's lunatic fringe
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
25 years after 'Seinfeld' invented Festivus, a Florida newspaper still wants to publish your grievances. "I GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE "
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(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
Step aside Florida alligators, here come the Florida crocodiles
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 2000, Al Gore conceded the Presidential Election, setting up for years of being called 'Sore Loserman' by people who would go suddenly very quiet on that topic in 2020
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Mon December 12, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Fake psychic sentenced in $3M fraud scheme. See, this is why you never want to get hooked on faux noetics
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Sun December 11, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We go to Los Angeles for Sunday Night Football. Can the Dolphins have their way with the Chargers? Or will Los Angeles make Miami go all the way back home with a defeat? Kickoff is at 8:20 PM ET on NBC
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Tourists have been swimming in red tide. They love it
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
An armed middle school is a polite middle school
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A young man confronted Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis about the number of people dying from gun violence and was told, "Nobody wants to hear from you." Well, Ron, guess what this young man's new job is
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Sat December 10, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Just 8 games this Saturday: first up, Sens hope to be smashing in Smashville at 1:30 PM ET. At 2 PM, Wings could use some Red Bull for the Stars, off their loss to the Panthers who look to get Battle of Florida back to within 1pt at 4:30 PM, plus five evening games
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Geography, awards, British stuff, and Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Dec 1-7: Weaponized Lizards Edition
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Thu December 08, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida youth mentor accused of....betcha I don't have to finish this headline
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida man plies his trade, proves Occam's razor
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Putting out a call to the Fark Real Estate Collective. Palm Beach's only private island could be ours for just $218M. Features include 21,406 sq. ft 11-bedroom home, on 2.27 acres
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(Independent)
 
 
 
PSA: when trying to 'keep the fun going', Do NOT pour gasoline into a fire pit
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Don't say pay
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(MSN)
 
 
 
NYAG files a reply to Trump motion seeking an emergency order to prevent her from gaining access to documents concerning the revocable trust that holds his interest in the Trump Org. Huh, never seen a legal brief that is just wanking motion gifs
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida burglars attempt bank robbery. Sir, this is a Wendy's
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Wed December 07, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
In North Carolina, we have domestic terrorists. in Florida, we have iguanas
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(Florida Politics)
 
 
 
Another day, another Florida Republican indicted
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida man with apparently serious plaque steals $1375 worth of toothbrushes from Walgreens
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Tue December 06, 2022
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Vacationing Chicago Cop transforms into Florida Man
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Tampa Police Chief resigns after acting like every other person who drives a golf cart to dinner
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What do you think is a fair price for a used 2012 Lexus in Florida? Don't forget about the keyword Florida
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
NFL continues to flex
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(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
I guess that's one way to settle a dispute over a laundry room door. Not a good way, but then again, this IS Florida
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Suspect who taunted a special needs kid, then knocked out the eye of a woman defending him, is arrested. Surprisingly, Florida isn't mentioned anywhere in the article
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Mon December 05, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Former US Rep. David Rivera (R-FL25) arrested for signing $50 million consulting contract with Venezuela "to curry favor with the ... Trump administration," not registering as foreign agent. Another one bites the bust
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida man sees police officer on a horse, then can't believe he's arrested for doing what any Florida man is expected to do in that situation
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Clearwater PD: Florida man had sex with dog in front of people including children; damaged church property, a mailbox and potted plants. On the plus side Florida has no state income tax
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Florida cop 'jokingly' fires gun he thought was unloaded into the chest of his Florida cop buddy, killing him instantly, and is instead deprived of the laughs he so craved for his wit and guile
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Of course Florida has an avocado-eating bear, how else are you going to protect the population from the guac crocs?
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Why did Florida Man stab his mom, sister, resulting in mother's death? "Because she never pushed me to be a man"
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Sun December 04, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, we herd you're a dog needing some emotional support, so we got you your own emotional support dog
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Sat December 03, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
Bear decides Florida Man's porch is just right for a snooze
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Brad is from Florida. Don't be like Brad
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Fri December 02, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man facing 90 days in jail over flying the Too Friendly Skies
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(US News)
 
 
 
Florida lawmakers will be using Bob Iger's return as an excuse to reverse their hasty decision to cut off the sweet Dole Whip flavored flow of donated Disney Dollars
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Thu December 01, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Might be the only time the phrase "eleven years" doesn't get Matt Gaetz excited
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
How I Became a Huge Asshole, by Ron DeSantis
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
"No stranger to legal problems": Battery arrest warrant issued for Antonio Brown
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida sheriff says kids are too soft these days, need to go back to the old days where kids literally needed to fear they're going to have the cheeks of their ass torn off for not doing right in class
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Back-up Florida QB has been "suspended indefinitely" from the program, but he's not exactly available anyway as he's just been arrested on child porn charges
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
How America created Florida Man
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Wed November 30, 2022
(The Daily Meal)
 
 
 
Vodka originated in either Russia or Poland or Florida. Nobody knows
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Places where not to propose marriage? Anyplace where dropping engagement ring is definite show-stopper
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This may be the last year you could shop at Sears for the holidays
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Tue November 29, 2022
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Bethlehem to become next city the protagonist comes home to when they want to settle down, raise a family. Wait, I've seen this movie somewhere before
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ron DeSantis displays the Republican commitment to the free market and corporate autonomy- unless the company does something they don't like
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Bait: California has the highest personal income tax rate in the nation. Switch: If your income exceeds $1 million per year
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Mon November 28, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"I never thought Florida Man would eat MY face"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Even though they gave Trump a shiny medal at their annual gala earlier this month, the Zionist Organization of America is starting to worry, after his dinner with a holocaust-denying neo-Nazi, that Trump might not be their friend after all
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
After thunderstorms passed through, it was unseasonably warm Sunday at TIAA Bank Field. Apparently, a little too warm for Jaguars mascot Jaxson de Ville. Hilarity ensues
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Democrats want you to know that they would have totally won Florida if only all of their voters hadn't stayed home that day. Yeah, that's actually a pretty big part of "losing," guys
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Sun November 27, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Taggart fired after a 5-7 season at Florida Atlantic. Now he's going to need a shiatload of dimes
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Sat November 26, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Reasons to file a lawsuit in Florida: 1) Your Burmese python was tagged with graffiti, 2) Unavailability of mobility scooters during your road rage event, 3) Your macaroni and cheese was improperly labelled 'ready in 3 1/2 minutes'
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Fri November 25, 2022
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Thousands of nuisance Floridians are killed each year. Is it necessary?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
TFG's handlers tearing out their hair over him inviting Nazis to dinner
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Miami-Dade County has ragrets about signing 20-year arena naming rights deal with FTX, goes to federal court to find a reliable corporate tattoo remover
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kanye West posts a video of him debriefing his and white supremacist Nick Fuentes' meeting with Trump at Mar-a-Lago. Now, this might strike some of you as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Plenty of action on Black Friday for Week 13 of college football. Can Cincinnati withstand Tulane? Can Texas beat Baylor? Can UCLA defeat California in the battle of the bears? How about the two Florida teams (Florida and FSU)? It begins at Noon ET
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Thu November 24, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Seriously America, there is never a good reason to encourage kids to yell out the n-word. That means you, Floriduh teacher-lady
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Wed November 23, 2022
(Salon)
 
 
 
In today's "there may be hope for Florida yet" news, mother of Parkland shooting victim ousts DeSantis appointee from school board
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Fifteen hockey games on tap for the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, highlighted by the Flames taking on the Penguins, the Bruins travelling to Florida to take on the Panthers, and the Leafs and Devils squaring off. The fun begins at 7:00 PM ET
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Turns out that the main threat to election integrity in Florida was bureaucratic disorganization. Who knew? [Gary.Oldman.gif]
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(News 5 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Someone did donuts on the Browns' field (with video of aftermath)
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Always make sure you've not packed your live cat before checking your luggage at airline counter
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Florida will change its law to allow DeSantis to not do the job of Governor while he remains Governor
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Tue November 22, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Excellent Service, Neat and Tidy Vehicle, Excellent Evasive Driving Skills
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(Flagler Live)
 
 
 
"It is amazing this dirtbag did not kill or seriously injure anyone during his moment of rage over something as small as his car keys. Violence is never the answer and alcohol and guns never mix well." Yup. Florida
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Beachcomber with metal detector makes unique discovery, even though it was in plane sight
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Here are some helpful safety tips for deep frying a turkey for Thanksgiving. In related story, Fark braces for rash of 'Fail,' Dumbass,' and 'Florida' submissions
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Mon November 21, 2022
(Bring a Trailer)
 
 
 
The prices on classic vehicles are finally coming down--check out this vintage 1963 Lamborghini in like-new restored condition for only $29,000
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Florida man breaks into KFC, secret recipe remains safe, detectives say"
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
DeSatan's two flights to relocate immigrants from San Antonio to Martha's Vineyard cost a little over $153,000. So of course the state paid more than $1.5 million to contractor for them
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The biggest loser in Bob Iger's return as Disney's CEO will be Gov. Ron DeSantis, who will most likely be banished to the shadow realm by the Wizard from Orlando
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Sun November 20, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Holiday treats, musicians, energy, and Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Nov 10-16: Sneaking in the Turkey Edition
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Boebert dumps one Florida man for another
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Sat November 19, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Does Austin Peay have a prayer against Alabama? Can Georgia wallop Kentucky? How about the rivalry of USC and UCLA? Can Oregon fend off Utah? Week 12 of college football begins at 11:00 AM ET with Navy and Central Florida
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Fri November 18, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 12 of the college football season continues with two Friday Night matchups. Will it be South Florida or Tulsa that wins (9:00 PM ET on ESPN2)? Will San Diego State conquer New Mexico (9:45 PM on FS1)? More Friday Night fun here, folks
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida man melts down over crimes someone else noticed
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Blue jay beats up owl, and no, this isn't a sports headline
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jesse Watters urges Americans to have unprotected sex and propagate the species before "foreigners"
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(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
Richard Wagner's "The Ring of the Florida Man"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Grocery store chain to open in-store bars named Publix Pours. "Where drinking is a pleasure"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Florida man is upset after seeing how much Disney charges for beer at EPCOT
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Federal judge blocks Ron DeStapo's "Stop WOKE" law for being "dystopian" fascist tripe
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Thu November 17, 2022
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1421, thousands of Europeans died in a massive flood in lands that were known to be prone to flooding. Their descendants moved right back in afterwards, and some eventually emigrated to Florida
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The family of Gabby Petito have been awarded the alligator that ate Brian Laundrie and all his worldly possessions
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(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
Drew seen packing his bags for Florida
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(Keys Weekly)
 
 
 
Third baby dolphin born this year at Florida Keys' Dolphin Research Center. What could be cuter than baby dolphins?
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
HBCU Talladega College women's volleyball team quits conference tournament after team member receives "racially motivated picture" on cellphone during awards banquet. Way to go again, Alabama
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Wed November 16, 2022
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Weather satellite images of clouds. Boring boring borWAIT WTF WAS THAT?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
While Trump was stumbling through his "big announcement" , on the other side of the world "Sleepy Joe" was conducting expert diplomacy to prevent WWIII
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Eccentric Florida man's car collection goes to auction. Buried lede: along with two 14ft fiberglass sharks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
TFG's campaign slogan is "Make America Great And Glorious Again", or MAGAGA. I'm sure Farkers can do better
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Can't improve on this shade: "Florida Man Makes Announcement, page 26"
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Floridaman offspring aged 12 & 13, organize $350k foam party in local warehouse. Warehouse owner feels lucky there were only three at the party
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Tue November 15, 2022
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Watch The Former Guy announce that he wants to be The Future Guy. C-SPAN says it'll start at 9:00 PM EST, but you know that he will show up fashionably late. Update: He's running
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
She might just be seeing her last sunrise on Earth. Florida trumps Unlikely
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Pence says the GOP has better choices than TFG, like that Pence guy from Indiana
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Mon November 14, 2022
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Terrorist awaiting sentencing on 5 felony convictions totally super-duper promises he'll come right back if you'll just let him skip off to the UAE for a month first
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Miz goes on Miz TV to apologize for the scheme to get Miz more airtime, press and ratings for Miz & Mrs. Dexter Lumis has no comment. Also, Seth faces off against Finn in a match to set up Wargames. This and more at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The reason Trump is convinced that these Tax cases and DOJ investigations are nothing more than political hit jobs designed to make him look bad, is because that's what HE would do, correction, ACTUALLY DID
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Former Project Veritas staffer turned porn star getting sued for...and you've already clicked
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
COVID fraud group defrauded by founder of COVID fraud group. "Controversy has centered on AFLDS's purchase of a $3.6 million mansion in Naples, Florida, where Gold lives with her boyfriend: a much younger underwear model and fellow Capitol rioter"
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Sun November 13, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
NASA sets early Wednesday morning EST as date of next failed Artemis launch
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Sat November 12, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Dilbert cartoonist Scott Adams claims he's had enough of DJT, losing readers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"We didn't think it would be this bad" lament people who chose to live on the coast of a hurricane magnet
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Fri November 11, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ron DeSantis won his re-election in a landslide victory Tuesday night. Here's why this is bad news...for Ron DeSantis
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Beware the wrath of a vengeful, defeated creamsicle, GOP
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Fraud experts alarmed Trump misused the DOJ to literally disrupt Florida's elections in 2018
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Sad tag trumps Florida tag as responsible gun owners leave 5 kids at home alone, return to 4
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Trio arrested for stealing the necessities of Florida life
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Thu November 10, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Divers for History Channel program find a piece of history they weren't expecting
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
The two hurricanes to make landfall in Florida this year followed eerily similar paths to Hurricanes Charley and Jeanne in 2004
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Only one way for GOP Senate candidates to win their remaining races and that's for Republican donors to give all their money to Donald Trump
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Wed November 09, 2022
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Florida elects first member of Generation Z to Congress, which at least keeps him off Subby's lawn
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida man fools IRS into cutting him a check for $6 million, keeps a low profile by buying a $2.6 million waterfront mansion and six luxury cars
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Netflix Presents: 'Knives Out For Kevin McCarthy.' The true story of a petty, little man who gets what's coming to him when he's thrown to a pack of rabid MAGAts
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(Marketwatch)