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headlines found matching 'Florida'
Sat May 26, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two McDonald's customers have filed a $5 million lawsuit alleging they are charged the same price regardless if their burger has cheese or not
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you thought the Parkland kids would just fade away, guess again. They just got Publix to halt their political contributions
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Fri May 25, 2018
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Man tries to shoot down drone hovering near his home. Fires seven 9mm rounds. None of which hit the aerial intruder
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Let's see how things are going for George Zimmerman
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Wed May 23, 2018
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Crime in Florida is at 47-year-low, a drop attributed to public safety investments, police work, Governor Rick Scott's ability to echolocate criminals in the dark of night
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
If you're going to shoplift three days in a row, wearing your sheriff's deputy uniform won't help disguise you
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Tue May 22, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Shooting fireworks at your buddies is all fun and games until someone goes to the hospital with serious injuries. And there is footage of it. And someone posted it to twitter. Surprisingly, this did not happen in Florida. Or involve Drew's childhood
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida Man, aka Florida Jackass, blocks traffic to do donuts on bridge
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Putin's new "unlimited range" nuclear missile set a distance record after four tests, traveling 22 miles
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man attempts harakiri with a wooden sailfish statue after learning he'd been busted in his 2nd online sex sting in two years
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(Politico)
 
 
 
For some reason, a Republican candidate for Congress really doesn't think that Puerto Ricans who arrived in Florida in the aftermath of Hurricane Maria should vote in the state
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Mon May 21, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida man climbs atop playground equipment at park and shouts at kids about where babies come from -- causing parents to rush in and take them away
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Sun May 20, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas governor's website is still raffling off a rifle, though they canceled the door prize
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bae beats bae, bids baseball bye-bye
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Rich neighborhood will soon be home to a glass house. Hopefully no one inside throws stones
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(Physics World)
 
 
 
Recent calculations of General Relativity show that Mercury's orbit should shift an additional degree every 2 billion years than previous less-detailed calculations. A soon to be launched probe to find out if Einstein is still the top gun of physics
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: if you're going to call in bomb threats to mosques, the FBI is in possession of a cunning technology known as "caller ID"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Stop. The. HTML presses. Alcoholic beer slushies are now being served. To go. In Pennsylvania. So gear up for more headlines from the Florida of the North. It's going to be a long, hot summer
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Thu May 17, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Nebraska coach Scott Frost responds to Nick Saban's comments about Central Florida's title being legit by saying 1 or 2 of Alabama's aren't legit, either
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida's Channel 9 buys and forgives $1M worth of medical debt, helping 1,000 families in need. They still get the Florida tag, but the Hero tag is raising a glass in salute
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
SeaWorld to pour free beer and jeez, come back, guys, I didn't even finish the headline yet
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
5 things to know before hurricane season. Oddly, 'get the hell out of Florida' not on the list
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Lucas Glover's Wife Blamed the Attack on Her Mother-in-Law In 911 Call
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Pants-around-ankles Florida Man quickly nabbed by police after running over power pole, barber pole, fence poles. Look, he likes poles, that's all I'm saying
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Apparently, he was 3 months away from his $100,000/year retirement. The Broward deputy has seen enough movies to know what would have happened if he had intervened
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Wed May 16, 2018
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Florida Man gives meth to 14-year-old girl for good cause, to "keep her off the streets." Oh, and to have sex with her, but that's not the point
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida 7-Eleven blasting opera music to ward off panhandlers. To be fair, it's reasonable to conclude that the handouts are over once the fat lady sings
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Florida Man e-killed by exploding e-cigarette
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Florida gubernatorial primary revolves around 'skanks' and racism
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Fri May 11, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida: We had a sinkhole outbreak. New Zealand: Hold my beer
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Florida man hid legless fugitive girlfriend in plastic tote and even remembered to make some airholes
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
Elon Musk has reached his final form. It's the debut launch of the Falcon 9 Block 5 with a comms satellite for Bangladesh. Liftoff from Canaveral, first-stage landing on a drone ship. Launch window opens at 4:14 pm EDT (UPDATE: Launch rescheduled for Friday)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Florida Man wrangles 12-foot hammerhead shark onto beach and...OMG LOOK AT THOSE ABS
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Thu May 10, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And here's a story about GOP megadonor, Beau Bridges doppelganger, and Cohen fall guy, Elliot Broidy, operating an illegal private security company in Florida, because why the hell not at this point?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Massive sinkhole outbreak leaves Florida neighborhood looking like the moon
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Teenage boy seen in retention pond flailing and screaming about having been bitten before going under water. Police search the pond and find the body....of an adult woman. Wait, what?
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Wed May 09, 2018
(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
 
 
Florida Woman meets Arizona Man, goes on one date, proceeds to send over 65k text messages. Then the real stalking began
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
The Florida teacher's co-workers began worrying about his behavior as early as 2009, when he was reportedly found with a student with the lights dimmed and his shoes off
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Being thirsty for beer is not a medical emergency worthy of a call to 911
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida man was just trying to open a beer with a knife. What could possibly go wrong?
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Mon May 07, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Hello? Geico? Yeah I just hit another vehicle with my pick-up truck. The other vehicle? Well, it's a Boeing 737 with the words "Southwest Airlines" painted on it
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
University of Florida says it is ending its "Get Off The Stage Now, Minstrel" policy
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Sat May 05, 2018
(WPTV)
 
 
 
It's not normal to find a credit card you think is a gift from God, use it to buy a plane ticket to Fark's favorite state, and then drive to Mar-a-Lago with the intention of smoking a joint with President Trump ... but on meth it is
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Rooster saved from Santeria priest quickly becomes Florida Bird
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The new guide to success in the NFL Draft. Step 1: Threaten Dallas Cowboys on Twitter with 'IMMA BLOW THaT B--CH UP' if they don't draft you in the first round. Step 2: SWAT raids your home. Step 3: Profit?
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
After 9 days, Florida woman gets giant NOPE out of ear
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Thu May 03, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida man sets Guinness record for tallest hat. Does it really matter that he doesn't exist?
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Wed May 02, 2018
(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
In rare moment of sagacity, Florida Man uses Jet Ski to put out boat fire
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Florida paper runs gun show ad below stories of mass shootings. In their defense, those ARE related
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(WSAV Savanna)
 
 
 
"Invasive fist-sized treefrogs in New Orleans." Well, so much for the hamster bubble
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watch a harmless Florida waterspout open up a can of whuppass on this harbor
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Tue May 01, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Florida congressman gets a proper Florida welcome from a group of sixth-graders. One finger salute involved of course
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
I don't know about you, but I'm wanting one of those Ford Transformobiles. They are pretty cool. You can destroy small villages and commute to work all in one day
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Mon April 30, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
I can understand being upset about your team's NFL draft picks but it might not be a good idea to tweet a picture depicting a drug lord killing narcotics officer and then threatening to do the same to the GM
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(MSN)
 
 
 
It's not every day that you see a bird carrying a shark which is carrying a fish
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"NRA Convention Bans Guns To Protect Mike Pence. Parkland Survivors' Jaws Drop." Because until now the Secret Service has always been so relaxed and casual about guns near the people they're watching
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Asinine: HOA rep sends letter demanding woman take down her rainbow flag. Surprise: Person who sent letter isn't part of HOA. Spiffy: Neighborhood now filled with rainbow flags
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Sun April 29, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Maryland starts enforcing road tolls. Some people have a problem with this
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Four words: cucumber, slingshot, Chinese, girl
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(Pro Sports Daily)
 
 
 
If Matt Millen doesn't get a heart transplant he's gonna be drafting wide receivers in the first round every year in heaven
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Fri April 27, 2018
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man accused of karate kicking swans, dishonoring his shaolin temple
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
I-95 construction sign: My daddy works here. Florida Woman: Let's see if this thing can do 110 (with pierced-lip mugshot)
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
You can now drop the Google Streetview guy into the water
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Not only is there a war on cops, but also on cop cars. Minivans to the rescue
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Tesla Model X driver makes it to the gym in under 26 minutes
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Wed April 25, 2018
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Naked. Moaning. Florida man. Sex toy. Bodily secretions. That's a BINGO
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Today's lesson in the new new new common core math: Babies-R-Us + voodoo + evils spirits + box cutter = Florida
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Janet Jackson decides to extend her world tour by eleven days in the US, which isn't really the world
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
After the Parkland shooting, the NRA has been on the ropes, right? Just kidding, they set a new record for fundraising in a single month
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Mon April 23, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers announced today that their day three draft picks will be delivered by a parrot
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
What do you do if your Women's Tennis Team is 10-16 after the season but you need to be .500 to make the NCAA Tournament? If you're the University of Arkansas you schedule 6 tournaments in one day against Tennessee State and go 6-0
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Shut it down, we've achieved Peak Florida
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Supreme Court 2010: Sentencing a juvenile to life in prison without parole violates the 8th amendment. Supreme Court 2017: Sentencing a juvenile to 240 years in prison with his first parole eligibility when he's 112 years old? Yeah, that's totally fine
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Florida leads the US in states where you're least likely to see a UFO, possibly because aliens can just blend in with all the other general weirdness down there
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Oh, Florida, don't ever change: "A Miami pimp's reaction to a Santa's Enchanted Forest employee not paying for sex with a 16-year-old led cops to him and a prison sentence for sex trafficking"
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Fri April 20, 2018
(WTKR)
 
 
 
71-year-old Florida county commissioner faces multiple charges after authorities say he paid a married couple living with him to be able to have sex with the wife, and the story only gets more Florida from there
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(Time)
 
 
 
Florida students walk out to protest school shootings. Since this is Florida, you can probably guess what happens next
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Thu April 19, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The odds Trump will be able to end the Mueller probe are now 9/11
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
If you are the one who's been spray-painting tortoises, the Florida Wildlife Commission would like a word
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(UPI)
 
 
 
911: What's the nature of your emergency. Caller: Help, there's a possum in my bedroom
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Florida man fined $120 million for calling 97 million of his best friends, usually right as they were setting down to eat dinner
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Trump praise Unit 731? Will he demand funding for a Gojira Wall? Just how bad will he fark this up? This is YOUR joint press conference with Prime Minister of Japan Shinzo Abe. (LGT C-SPAN @ roughly 1730 EDT)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump realizes who pays his bills, promptly backs out of TPP agreement again
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Delta flight to Florida blows tire. Hey, we all have our kinks
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(Fox 13 Memphis)
 
 
 
Actual rejected Florida vanity license plates
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(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
Florida Man tries to sell broccoli claiming it's weed, someone ends up getting killed. Jolly Green Giant wanted for questioning
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Tue April 17, 2018
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
In Utero is a pretty good Nirvana album. It's also where a woman in Florida keeps her tire gauge that she uses to smoke crack
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Florida kids continue to get uppity, sue Republican governor for being 'immoral'. Which is like suing Florida Man for being irresponsible
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(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
Python has a sex party, Unix has a D&D gathering
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Mon April 16, 2018
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
African warthog captured in Florida. Panicking meerkat trying to raise bail money
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Florida man asks one of the eternal questions of life: "What would happen if I stole some beer?"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Pygmy whale dies after stranding itself on Florida beach. Jumbo shrimp, military intelligence to attend funeral
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Please stop abandoning unwanted Easter bunnies in Boynton Beach park. They're attracting coyotes, foxes, bobcats to our nice, high-end neighborhood, lowering property values
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Florida has a lot to deal with, including tornadoes crossing high-rise bridges
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(Salon)
 
 
 
New NASA satellite is our best chance to find Earth 2, although I think Netflix is carrying it so really, no fancy satellite needed
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
A fat guy starts riding a bike and loses weight. This is what passes for front page news in Chattanooga
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Bad eggs in the news. No, not those. Nope, not those either. No, no, no, and no. Look, stop guessing and go read the article
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida woman allowed 2-year-old to smoke meth, roll marijuana joints which is totally fake news because no one has ever learned to roll a good joint in less than 2 years
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Trash panda knocks out power to 40,000 Tennesseans. The ghost of Davy Crockett's hat approves
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Fri April 13, 2018
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Motorcyclist in Florida crash shot by own gun. But at least he was wearing a helmet
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Do felons deserve the right to vote? Maine and Vermont are the only states to allow incarcerated criminals to vote and Florida is appealing a ruling related to it
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
One of the worst states for millennials. By millennials they must mean everyone
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Florida Man quiz: Walmart doesn't have your meds. Do you? A) Head down to the beer aisle and get drunk in the cooler B) Yell at the pharmacist since you got all dressed up C) Threaten to blow up, shoot, and kill hundreds of people
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
The number one thing killing Floridians is smoking, rather than Florida Man as one might expect
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Conservative: I can't envision how arming teachers could possibly go wrong. Parkland Teacher: Hold my gun
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Quebecois warned -- you are not from Florida, try to avoid taking selfies with the coyotes
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Wed April 11, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
There's another blue wave sighting in Florida
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Tue April 10, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"A man armed with three axes and a knife destroyed a motel room, threatened to kill police officers and others and caused a standoff with police Tuesday." Nice try, liked the stripping, but your Florida Man application has been denied
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Welcome the newest The British Virgin Island Marlins
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Mon April 09, 2018
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
What happens when an EF3 tornado rips across a college campus full of security cameras
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Credited with the "greatest Medicare fraud in American history" Florida Man appears to be the perfect GOP senatorial candidate. Jesus HCArist, $1.7B in fines?
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
That'll be thirty days or thirty cans of chicken noodle
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida Woman tries to outdo Florida Man by claiming the wind blew that baggie of cocaine into her purse
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
People were laughing when former Florida head coach Jim McElwain sold his home for $400K less than he bought it. Then they found out who he sold it to, and those laughs turned to sawdust-induced tears
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Fri April 06, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ex-Fanatics employee accused of stealing corporate secrets from them, leaving for a better company
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Indiana Man arrested in Florida after going to the shell festival to take photos of the bearded clams
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Hodor
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Wed April 04, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Break out your chopsticks and flavor packets, it is National Ramen Day
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Tue April 03, 2018
(NESN)
 
 
 
Update on Boston Bruins Brandon Carlo has been issued. Short version: Bruins are hosed
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mugger selects random target who turns out to be an MMA fighter
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Noted philanthropist and legendary uniter of people Ted Nugent says Parkland shooting survivor David Hogg is "consumed with hate"
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Abandoned amusement park pictures, because why not
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Mon April 02, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Sometimes, the name says it all
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I see your seven-foot Interstate gator, and raise with an eleven-foot gator in a swimming pool
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(SpaceX)
 
 
 
Here we go again - SpaceX launches a previously used first stage and Dragon capsule from Florida to the ISS with supplies and experiments. No first stage landing - they're doing high-stress maneuvers and tests. Launch at 4:08 EDT
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 505th Anniversary to the discovery of Fark's favorite state, and Mickler's Landing (according to local Ponte Vedra lore)
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Everything is possible in the magical world of Disney. Even the arrest of your local Congressman's wife for "disorderly intoxication" (with mugshot)
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
News: Florida man (presumably) vandalizes Trump Golf Course sign w/ red paint. WTF: The Secret Service is investigating. That's right; the U.S. Treasury Dept. now investigates vandalism, but only at Trump properties
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Sun April 01, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Just as another American football league is about to form, some in the NFL are requesting expanded player rosters for teams
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Ocklawaha)
 
 
 
Florida Man™ tries the old "smell my finger" alibi
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Guess what Cheeto-colored, combover-wearing, fat fark of a corrupt president went golfing first thing this morning for (by some estimates) his 73rd time during his first year in office? Go on, guess. Or did I give too many hints?
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
UCF student deported to China over 'disturbing behavior,' including buying guns, not going to class, attending UCF in the first place
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Thu March 29, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
First Lady may be First Lady to be First Lady Gone Girl
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Eric and Don Trump Jr.:"We love our father." Tiffany Trump unavailable for comment
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The institutional investors that own the gun manufacturers who own the NRA who owns Congress call for a ban on semi-automatic assault weapons and a minimum age of 21 for all firearm purchases
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"You can march all day long," Loesch scoffed. "Ultimately, you've got to follow it up with action." And that action will be voting your puppets out of office, Dana
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Florida man won't use his fingerprint to unlock his mobile phone for cops because he is dead. Detective Honey Badger don't care
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sister of Florida high school shooting victim to Melania Trump: My brother is being cyber-bullied. Where are you?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
So, it turns out the crowds at the March for Our Lives were a lot smaller and older than reported, and most just came out to see Ariana Grande. And this was determined by a SCIENTIST doing SCIENCE, so there's absolutely no doubt it's true
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
There are ways to get out of paying a half million dollars in back child support you owe, but paddleboarding off into the sunset probably isn't the best
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Forget it Jake, it's Florida
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that time Zinke got rid of the offshore drilling moratorium and pissed off every coastal state except Florida, who mysteriously got the sole exception? Yeah, it was planned by Trump aides to give Rick Scott a win, piss everyone off
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Woman finds 6 foot NOPE in a field
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The students at Parkland were killed by: A) Guns; B) Guns; C) Political Correctness
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
A Florida couple decide the best way to deal with the shooting tragedy is to steal toys from the memorial
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Mon March 26, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Michigan has its own old geezer to counter Sister Jean
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Today in Bizarro World, I find myself agreeing with Pat Robertson
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida woman, tired of being in Florida man's shade, marries a tree
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Sun March 25, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
After tonight's 60 Minutes, Melania Trump is staying in Palm Beach for spring break. Frat boys ready to crack open some beers and cue up some Mrs. Robinson
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
As students were marching for their lives and safety from guns, the Justice Department ended school safety studies
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Here's a gallery of the best signs from the "March for Our Lives" demonstrations
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Sat March 24, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The crowd at the March For Our Lives rally in DC was larger than the one at Trump's inauguration
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Which Cinderella will still be dancing after Loyola-Chicago and Kansas State face each other? How about two schools known more for their football programs like Florida State and Michigan? Is your bracket still intact? Find out starting at 6pm EDT on TBS
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Fri March 23, 2018
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Wayne Huizenga has passed away, in his honor the Marlins will have another fire sale
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
A Pennsylvania sheriff's officer has put up a wanted poster for Punxsutawney Phil. The poster claims Phil is wanted for deception. Phil is described as having "brown and grey hair, brown eyes, sharp teeth"
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Russian with ties to Trump-brand Florida anchor baby mill pleads guilty to exporting prohibited arms to Russia
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Scientists discover pill that restores vitality, reverses body clock, turning old mice new again. Human trials planned soon in Florida 55-and-older-only trailer park
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Bill Murray auditions for the next "Captain Obvious" commercial
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Mystery stench prompts Wellington Florida officials to launch investigation. What's to investigate, it's Florida after all
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Teen girl machete-wielding carjacking team make bid for "Most Florida Story of the Week". With Xanax-addled mugshot
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Gorillas in the Mist. New hotness: Opossums under the Hood
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida man achieves a BAC of .316. His mugshot shows how proud he is
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Wed March 21, 2018
(UK government)
 
 
 
And Cambridge Analytica quietly slips into another host body
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Ricky Williams opens business selling the drug that got him in trouble with the NFL
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Old woman playing with pebbles on street corner worries bus driver. It's Florida, so no, this is not the title of a Swedish movie about existential angst
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Students protesting gun control are "just as dangerous as brownshirt Hitler youth"
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
NFL catches so much heat over flawed reception rule it completes the process of scrapping it completely
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Tue March 20, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
The NRA cries like a little girl over their break up with Florida's Republican House Speaker Richard Corcoran
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Mon March 19, 2018
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Bad: being chased on foot by police. Situation improving: finding a bicycle. Florida Man: which you then throw at the police and jump in a lake
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
And the last pieces Mueller needs to link Putin to Trump are falling into place: Cambridge Analytica whistleblower says they "met with Corey Lewandowski in 2015, before Trump declared". Now, if Mueller can just somehow link in Kevin Bacon, he wins
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Sun March 18, 2018
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Well that didn't take long. Florida begins seizing guns from people without due process using the new Parkland laws
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Sat March 17, 2018
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Well, bye. "Lesbian skinhead" moran drops out of legislative race in Maine
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Bad: driving drunk. Worse: your child is in the car. Florida: you have four flat tires
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
EU to Trump: we see your metal tariffs, and raise you levies on: Mitch McConnell's Kentucky bourbon, Paul Ryan's Wisconsin cranberries, swing states' tobacco and orange juice from North Carolina and Florida, respectively
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Fri March 16, 2018
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Amateur backyard blacksmithing goes about as well as drunken, turkey deep-frying on a home-made deck attached to a trailer in Florida
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Engineering firm that designed collapsed FIU bridge also designed one in Virginia that collapsed during construction. Whoops
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Thu March 15, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Yeah, we all like to go RVing but the edge of an overpass probably isn't the best place to do it
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Now is not the time to talk about bridge control
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Baby Jesus missing for nearly a century suddenly appears on NJ church doorstep via mail package. Church people call the cops
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Sure exercise is key to lasting good health, but so are chips and beer according to this 100-year-old woman
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Photos from across the country of students walking out of class demanding gun control
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Wed March 14, 2018
(WCJB Gainesville)
 
 
 
Florida man attacks another with a tennis ball launcher. Not not that kind, the other kind
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Some husbands give traditional gift of silver plate on 23rd wedding anniversaries. This husband gave wife his kidney on silver platter instead
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
These sneakers were made for walking and we're walking out on school
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Tue March 13, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey escaped prisoner evades capture for 23 years, then gets caught in...Florida
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man steals peacock, gets chased by angry birds. Green pigs unavailable for comment
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
You're not helping: Moran arrested for threatening to shoot up anti-gun rally
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Mon March 12, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos on 60 minutes: Where there is "school choice," public schools get better because competition. Lesley Stahl: "Has that happened in Michigan? Have the public schools in Michigan gotten better?" DeVos: "I don't know"
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Sun March 11, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida comes up with solution to invasive iguanas: Whacking Day
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods is in the lead of a real live golf tournament. Welcome to 2008
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Sat March 10, 2018
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Teacher mom arrested for assaulting another mom at their kids' little league baseball practice because victim wore "short shorts." Lady, this is Florida. Volleyball shorts, bikinis, one-piece suits are acceptable women's wear to little league games
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
NRA to Florida: "Back up, buttercup. We're The Law in these parts"
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
This just in: Duke sucks, and Grayson Allen is still a dirty player
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Thu March 08, 2018
(Busted Coverage)
 
 
 
In a stunning repeat performance, Florida Man™ downs 16 vodaks, eats chimichangas in an all day binge at a Mexican restaurant then skips out on the tab
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Somebody did something honorable and nice. In Florida. Which is so strange, we think it's Farkworthy
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Florida condo association decides to ban Bible studies and Christian music
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Wed March 07, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
We're not arming plain old teachers, but will arm football coaches and band directors, obviously
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(WCJB Gainesville)
 
 
 
Florida Man learns that if you have 5 mason jars of pot, 100 grams of cocaine, 4 handguns, and $10,000 in your car, you probably don't want to honk your horn excessively at police officers trying to clear an accident
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Finally, something sane and sensible is happening in Florida. They're trying to eliminate Daylight Saving Time
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Truck driver spills 60,000 pounds of beer on I-10 in Florida
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Tue March 06, 2018
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Illinois man attempts to become Florida man by stealing car, ramming airport terminal, boarding empty plane, and breaking into sheriff's deputy's vehicle. Did I mention he was running from zombies?
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Dating back to the mid '90s, Florida Man has regularly used his three minutes of public comment at council meetings to hurl profane and racially provocative invective at council members
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(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
Stoneman Douglas hockey players surprised with The Stanley Cup. Tag is for the Florida Panthers organization
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(13 News Now)
 
 
 
In these tense times of chaos, we should be respectful of our leaders, to ensure our government remains calm and functioning properly. And possibly put up an 'Impeach Now' billboard outside of Mar-a-Lago
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Article including 'Florida Man' 'AR-15' and 'Road rage' in title strangely does not include phrase 'massacred in a hail of police gunfire'
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Florida Senate passes measure that adds gasoline in response to fire
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Mon March 05, 2018
(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
Stay up late for the 50th launch of a Falcon 9, as SpaceX lofts a comms satellite from Florida. Launch scheduled for 12:30 am EST, 9:30 pm on the west coast. It's a heavy bird, so first-stage recovery is iffy
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP official shared video claiming Florida school shooting never occurred
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Woman blows conch, then fiancee
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Only thoughts and prayers can save us from future mass shootings, says Florida state senator
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Sun March 04, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Deputy accused of forcing woman to expose her breasts
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Sat March 03, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Florida highway patrol races a Lamborghini. Further evidence the police force needs more Italian supercars
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A ban has just been put in place to prevent the sale of AR-15 rifles in the State Of - aaaaaaaand it's gone
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Fri March 02, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Autistic man in Batman hat goes missing in Tampa. Police concerned if not found soon he will seize control of Florida GOP
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida House and Senate had no trouble approving $3M for NRA backed shooting range. And of course, 'NRA backed' means the public provide almost all of the funding
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Burmese python devours white-tailed deer that weighed more than the python itself, generates most Florida wildlife pics ever (Warning: Graphic images)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
All In The Family reboot underway in Florida (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There's our conservative man of principle
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
White House: The President will be meeting with the video game industry next week to combat gun violence. Video Game Industry: Who to the what now?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
77-year-old Florida man died as he lived: Being towed on his bike by his 66-year-old fiancee in a pickup truck
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If selling balloons filled with laughing gas underneath a bridge in Florida is wrong, I don't want to be right
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Thu March 01, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ancient Indian Burial Ground discovered off coast of Florida, which explains a lot
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Miami sorority suspended over hazing Facebook videos. For those of you who are still here, the Facebook page is gone
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Putin, Canadian Air Force bombs Miami
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"My Bad Teacher" starring Jennifer Connelly
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Archie Bunker predicted Trump's gun control plan back in 1972 you Meathead
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Student pulling LeBron James stunt causes the evacuation of a building at the University of Central Florida
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(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
 
 
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. Nudists at a Florida RV park on the other hand
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Scientists surprised to discover pink flamingos may actually be native Floridians after all
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Wed February 28, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The left scores a huge ideological win: Trump has been converted into a Gun Grabber... Congratulations
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman shoots dog during argument over crack. No, not that crack. Or that one
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dicks gets a little bigger
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Democrats score their 39th flip on their way to the parking lot
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Socially conscious businesses are fed up with FedEx: "We refuse to support companies who support the most dangerous organization in America"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Because why wouldn't he carve swastikas into the rifles he used to kill 17 students and teachers?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ferris wasn't the only person to attempt to roll back the mileage on a Ferrari
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Tue February 27, 2018
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Atlanta Braves: It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you wear your hat
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Florida Man got nothing on Texas Woman, who craps her pants on purpose and then tries to hide her crack, pipe, and stolen Valentine card in it. With bonus "something smells" mugshot. Fark: arrested at H.E. Butts grocery store
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
NRA: No. We couldn't possibly tell you which countries our illegal money comes from. Oh crap, I shouldn't have said countries. Oh crap. I definitely shouldn't have said it was illegal. *sigh* it's too peaceful today...*fans self*
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Sheriff believes it's better to suffer smoke inhalation and burns than to run outside during a fire alarm... because school shooters are out there waiting
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump said he'd have run into the Florida school without a weapon. Here's how he's actually acted in times of danger
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
You can get further with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word. Unless you're this wigged-out stripper (with mugshot)
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Who was Marjory Stoneman Douglas? A woman who would be proud of the students in the school named after her, if she had survived past her 108 years of age
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Mon February 26, 2018
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Republican lawmakers call for sheriff in the Parkland shooting to be suspended for "incompetence and neglect of duty." That's difficult, even by Florida standards
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Santorum goes down
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida man lives in the Jefferson Memorial
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Cadet Bone Spurs claims he would have run into the school shooting in Florida even without a gun
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(WLRN Miami)
 
 
 
Florida Billionaire: "I will not give one cent to anyone who does not support major change regarding military-type weapons being sold"
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Wall Street Journal editor says arming teachers with guns isn't the answer. The answer is to give the teachers flash-bang grenades
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Either Trump was stroking out during his speech at the Governor's Ball or he really, really likes imitating Andy Kaufman
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Sun February 25, 2018
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Cypriot businessman living in Florida tries to use Panamanian police to eject the Trump Organization from his hotel. I only need one more for bingo
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(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
Those 3 other Broward County officers who didn't go in to stop the shooting have not been found. It's like they never existed except in a report by a competing police department
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Corporations start dropping support for the NRA and you too can do your part to help: Tell Amazon, Roku, Apple, and Google to dump the NRA TV channel
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Fri February 23, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Former Miami Dolphins OL Jonathan Martin shows Florida what giant red sirens look like. *Pokes FBI with a stick*
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Calling out a coward for not making a suicidal charge with his little gun against an assault rifle. It's not like he had bone spurs or something
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(Reductress)
 
 
 
'Teens are too young to make rational decisions,' says man who supported Roy Moore
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Florida shooting survivor: "We should call AR-15s 'Marco Rubio' because they're both easy to buy." Oh. Snap
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Enterprise, Alamo, and National car rentals no longer giving the NRA members a discount
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teen shot in Florida school shooting gets call from Donnie. She says, "I've never been so unimpressed by a person in my entire life". She's probably just one of those tragedy actors who takes several bullets just to make Trump look bad
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's time for another exciting round of NRA hate bingo
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A study based on the seven deadly sins shows yet again why Florida has it own 'Tag'
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida Gun and Knife Show in Fort Lauderdale scheduled for next month canceled for some reason
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Better luck next time, fictional screaming mob trying to pummel Dana Loesch to death with clubs and shoes. *Has anyone checked her mental health records?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
After seeming to be coming around on the issue of guns, Trump is now firmly back on the NRA teat
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Audi is making cars that can 'talk' to toll booths. Hopefully not "Hey baby I'm packing 5.7 liters under this hood"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The president sends out a tweet encouraging the Florida high school students to go forward with their movement, noting that great movements have often been started by young people
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida Man likely to be disappointed to hear his escort showed up at 2:30 a.m. wearing see-through lingerie ... but went to the wrong house
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Wed February 21, 2018
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Florida state house responds to school shooting by A: Hiring more armed guards? B: Passing more funding for better security? or C: Forcing schools to post "In God We Trust" signs?
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Trump 'listening session' with students and parents of school shootings live right now on C-SPAN
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
PSA: Bringing a cell phone case that looks like a pistol onto a school campus is not a good idea, especially in Florida
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What happens when a Trump supporter finds out they've been working for Russia the whole time? Exactly what you think happens
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Florida teachers' union pension fund owns 40,000 shares in a company that manufactures AR-15's
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Christ, what an unemployed a-hole
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kentucky district flips from red to blue, making it the 37th to do so since Trump's inauguration
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Demented hate muppet Pat Robertson says gun control is sensible and WHAT DARK HELL ARE WE IN NOW
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Tue February 20, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida House says there is research that finds a connection between pornography use and mental and physical illnesses
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
WWE reportedly changes the name of one of its wrestlers (Crews) because of the Parkland Florida shooter (Cruz)
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Woman who gave birth at Florida State Fair given lifetime pass. Which, considering State Fair food of deep-fried butter sticks, probably amounts to about four years
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Special Forces Commando leaders from around the world are converging on Florida. I think I've seen this movie already, Dolph Lundgren cuts a guy in half by clubbing him with a Doberman pinscher
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Once again, in an attempt to prove to us that there is no bottom or shame if your last name is Trump, Donny Jr. suggests one of the surviving kids from the Florida school massacre might be an FBI plant
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Buying Sudafed in Florida? We're gonna need to see a photo ID, log your name into the store database, and limit you to three packages. Buying an AR-15 in Florida? The express lane is over there
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Mon February 19, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Just finish rehab? Then it's time to celebrate with a 12 pack in your car with your child
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The last person Trump talked to supports stronger background checks for gun purchases
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Sun February 18, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fat drug user takes on Parkland students
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Having solved all their issues with guns in school, the Florida Legislature moves to put "God" in schools
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ignoring calls for gun control, avoiding listening to victims of gun violence, and giving a thumbs-up while taking photos with first responders is hard work; that's why Trump had to go to a bacchanalian disco party at Mar-a-Lago last night
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Andrew Bauer [R-eally Loves NRA Money] says the answer to stopping school shootings is: A) Gun control; B) Arming teachers; C) Watching Andy Griffith reruns and beating children with paddles
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If only the FBI would stop wasting their time investigating Russia and me they could have stopped the Florida high school killer. Sad
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Sat February 17, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Here's how America's white nationalists trolled the media about the Florida Parkland shooter
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here's a teddy bear made of raw chicken parts and that is entirely enough internet for now
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Three Billboards Outside Miami, Florida
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida Man takes a stand
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Florida republicans: You know what would be a good idea right now, weakening background checks for gun buyers in Florida
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Fri February 16, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Fire Chief caught faking two full time jobs. Also faked certifying "first responder" classes that he had faked teaching. Is known to spend considerable time working community outreach at a local establishment which employ mostly single moms
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
And then there was one
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Winn-Dixie to see if the third time is indeed the charm in regards to bankruptcy filings
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Florida School shooter was on a shooting team sponsored by who? The NRA
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(Federal Bureau of Investigation)
 
 
 
FBI goes into full CYA mode after Florida shooting
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
New name for Jaguars' stadium: TIAA Bank Field, replacing EverBank Field, which replaced Jacksonville Municipal Stadium, which replaced Alltel. Nothing but pure excitement
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Kansas congressional candidate defends decision to go ahead with AR-15 giveaway
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
4-foot iguana found in laundry room of Florida home, was just looking for his missing sock
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Accused South Florida school shooter confessed to rampage that killed 17 people. Not brown enough to be called a terrorist
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apart from his allegiance to Donald Trump, it looks as if the Florida shooter may not have been affiliated with any particular white supremacy organization
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(Hamilton Journal-News)
 
 
 
Teen arrested for posting "I could beat that number" in reference to the Florida school shooting death toll
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Thu February 15, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mother of a slain Florida student screams at Trump live on camera and CNN's Brooke Baldwin completely breaks down in tears
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Deep thoughts with Fox & Friends and NRA A+ rated Florida Governor Rick Scott: How come no one has any ideas on how to prevent gun violence? (w/video)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
After yesterday's mass shooting, the U.S. has the distinction of "the most dangerous of wealthy nations for a child to be born into." Is America great again yet?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida school shooter Cruz has been linked to a violent paramilitary extremist group, so I am sure his attack will be labeled as terrorism any second now....no, wait, it was a violent White Supremacist group, so it's back to being "random violence"
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Christian radio host: "God could have prevented this, if only He had known it was going to happen." God unavailable for comment for some inexplicable reason
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Shepard Smith is the only one of Fox News to address the gun violence pandemic on air, winds up listing every single school shooting since Columbine
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Behold Alex Jones' tweet while the school shooting was going on yesterday
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
As GOP members offer their "Thoughts & Prayers" to the Florida shooting victims on Twitter, Bess Kalb, writer for Jimmy Kimmel, responds with their received NRA donations in real time
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Alex Jones says the Florida high school shooting might be a false flag and Democrats are suspects in it
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
"Trump should stay quiet about [the shootings]; he'll only make things worse"
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Wed February 14, 2018
(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
"Mayor offers bumps for humps"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Look at me, I'm a NASCAR driver
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Tue February 13, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Miami Marlins will no longer race sea creatures. No word on if they will race Florida Man instead
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Florida Man calls, beats woman's 14 cattle eye worms with pork tapeworm in his eye that wants to eat his brain. Eye worm trifecta in play
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Looks like we will have a guaranteed supply of Florida Man stories for years to come
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Mon February 12, 2018
(Spooky News)
 
 
 
Video Game Company offers $50,000 for Proof of Monsters
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
In the age-old battle between machete-wielding Florida Man and the police, there can be only one outcome
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Novel 'Doctor Jeckyll/Mr. Hyde' defense based on the effects of medical marijuana collapses into plea bargain, possibly due to the fact that it involved Florida Man taking drugs and turning into Florida Man
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