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Wed July 08, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
United warns 36,000 employees that they may not be United after October 1st
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
United warns 36,000 employees that they may not be United after October 1st
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The dumbest movie of 2020 is a heist caper taking place on a plane, starring Kelsey Grammer that is called, quite simply, "Money Plane"
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Upset by Spirit Airlines bag fee? Try grabbing a metal dustpan and beating the agent over the head with it. When the cops show up, cough on them and claim you have COVID-19. Ding-- you are now free to move about the Orlando jail
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Fri July 03, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Join or Die"... "E pluribus unum"... "Together we stand, divided we fall"?
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
40 years ago today one of the funniest comedies ever made was released. A comedy, you say what is it? A play, movie, etc., of light and humorous character with a happy or cheerful ending. But that's not important right now. Enjoy your lasagna
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
American Airlines CEO says it is 'hard' to avoid furloughs, since if they don't they might see their bonuses drop and that must be avoided at all costs ... okay, so maybe he didn't say the last part. Out loud, anyway
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Thu June 25, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Airlines warn passengers: Wear a mask or you can't fly. United eagerly hoping you won't comply
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
People are saying "F*CK IT" and traveling while not caring about literally anyone else
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Airlines which are clearly part of the Liberal Deep State are not allowing MAGA activists to fly in order to protect Antifa, the Rand Corporation, reverse vampires, Obama, Hillary, Mel Torme, Dwezil Zappa, Spongebob, the Trilateral Commission & Bob
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Airlines which are clearly part of the Liberal Deep State are not allowing MAGA activists to fly in order to protect Antifa, the Rand Corporation, reverse vampires, Obama, Hillary, Mel Torme, Dwezil Zappa, Spongebob, the Trilateral Commission & Bob
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Wed June 10, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Airline employees forced to to consider voluntary separation or early retirement packages or possibly be laid off in October. Or worse, send United employees after them
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Mon June 08, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
American Airlines releases the details of the severance packages for execs if they are laid off when the federal cash expires, including nine months of pay and a little over two years of health-care. Those already fired can go suck avgas exhaust
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
I could focus on the heartwarming aspects of this story, but I'd rather point out that the CEO of American Airlines flies Southwest
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
I could focus on the heartwarming aspects of this story, but I'd rather point out that the CEO of American Airlines flies Southwest
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
As a thanks for bailing them out again, airlines are now selling a lot of flights they have no intention of operating to generate revenue
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Thu May 28, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
American cuts 30% from its bloated midsection. This is not a metaphor
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
United's CEO says they could avoid layoffs if employees are willing to take cuts in work hours, face, arms, legs
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Sat May 09, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Yes, flying in the age of Coronavirus is even more awful than flying was to begin with
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Yes, flying in the age of Coronavirus is even more awful than flying was to begin with
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Tue May 05, 2020
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Airlines shocked ... SHOCKED to see people unwilling to get cooped up in a petri dish of an airplane and fly in these coronavirus times
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Visualization shows how "tiny invisible droplets from a single cough" can spread across an entire airplane. Add this to your nightmare fuel for the next time you take a flight
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(Some Pee Pee Eee Guy)
 
 
 
AirAsia's new flight attendant uniforms are quite intimidating.. if you're into that sort of thing
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Tue April 28, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Welcome aboard JetBlue...here's your mask." "Welcome aboard JetBlue...here's your mask." "Welcome aboard JetBlue...here's your mask." "Welcome aboard JetBlue...here's your mask." "Welcome aboard JetBlue...here's your mask" Etc
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Sun April 19, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Welcome aboard, Bob" ... and no, not ordering the fish
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Welcome aboard, Bob" ... and no, not ordering the fish
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Delta orders sick employees not to post on social media or tell their fellow crew members and certainly not passengers
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Delta orders sick employees not to post on social media or tell their fellow crew members and certainly not passengers
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Airline exec's response to Treasury Dept. not giving them money for free: "I could see airlines just laying people off because it's cheaper"
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Thu April 09, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Been flying American lately? You may want to get a Covid test
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
243K flight Navy Secretary took to Guam just to go jerk store on the Roosevelt crew in hindsight isn't looking too brilliant, wonder who signed for that debacle
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Superior Kuaiti mocks flight attendants in protective gear likening them to "beekeepers"
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Fri April 03, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Murican Airlines flight with a mind-blowing 11 passengers does an even bigger mind-blowing act: made them all sit in the last 3 rows. Yes, paid upgrades were the only way any of them could move from the pack
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Murican Airlines flight with a mind-blowing 11 passengers does an even bigger mind-blowing act: made them all sit in the last 3 rows. Yes, paid upgrades were the only way any of them could move from the pack
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Thu April 02, 2020
(Fly the Friendly's Guys)
 
 
 
Is this really the best way they could convey the message of "half education is more dangerous than no education?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm off to the main page to find a couple more liters to sponsor for six months. Who's with me? C'mon. What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! Let's go!
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Flight Attendants Union: Bail out our employers to save our jobs. Feds: OK, but with conditions. Union: Your bail out will cost us our jobs
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Coronavirus has sparked the dawn of a new labor movement
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Fri March 27, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Bad news about that American Airlines flight attendant who went to the hospital. ▪ The hospital? What is it? ▪ It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Bad news about that American Airlines flight attendant who went to the hospital. ▪ The hospital? What is it? ▪ It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now
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Thu March 19, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
People have become defensive about their hangovers, because they don't want people to think they actually have the coronavirus
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(Slate)
 
 
 
People have become defensive about their hangovers, because they don't want people to think they actually have the coronavirus
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Tue March 17, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I say, let em' crash
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