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headlines found matching 'Flight'
Sat January 22, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"In the US, the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) says that ultra-light vehicles - which weigh less than 254lbs... and have a maximum speed of ...63mph...can be flown without a pilot's certificate." What could possibly go wrong?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How do you say 'derp' in Gaelic?
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Fri January 21, 2022
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Bright fireball sighted over the state of Wisconsin. No word if the local residents rushed to look for bottles of cinnamon whisky on the ground under the flight path
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
One of the last Covid-free places on Earth finally reopens its borders. What could possibly go wrong?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Today it's teachers, tomorrow it's flight attendants
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I never got to say this before: Flight was delayed due to weather, ON MARS
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
FBI charges 4 Belarussian officials with "conspiracy to commit aircraft piracy" . Which sounds way cooler than "diverting a flight with a false bomb threat so you can arrest a dissident journalist who was on it "
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Thu January 20, 2022
(Air Force Times)
 
 
 
F-22 Raptor crash caused by wash, misplaced tape, Hurricane Michael
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
This is your pilot Captain Dad. So help me, I will turn this plane around unless you put your mask back on. Refusing to wear your mask will not fly
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
FAA investigating YouTuber who may have crashed his plane on purpose for clicks. Kim Kardashian would be taking notes if she could read or write
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Wed January 19, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Finally a fart story with a happy ending, not a soiled ending (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
The Army is staging a "Future Long-Range Assault Aircraft" competition and there's a reason why this headline has the Cool tag
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Tue January 18, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US airlines warn of impending Covid vaccine flight disruptions
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Mon January 17, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
OH, the huge flying manatees
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Sat January 15, 2022
(Fox 13 Memphis)
 
 
 
This almost makes it worth getting stranded in Kentucky. Almost
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Fri January 14, 2022
(Google)
 
 
 
Cold sweats from anxiety are ruining my life. Does anyone have any suggestions on how to cope with it?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Remind me again why alcohol is served at airports and on flights
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ghost Flight Slot Row. Great, now I'll have to think of another password
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Thu January 13, 2022
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Forty years ago today, DC was a plane crash, a multi car accident, and a train wreck all at the same time
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pics of NASA's 100th flight director's first day on the job
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Tue January 11, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Best Korea's war on the ocean is the reason your flight was delayed Monday evening
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Mon January 10, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ostriches take flight
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
We just had the block of the year in the NBA, courtesy of Ja Morant
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Fri January 07, 2022
(NASA)
 
 
 
One Webb folding mirror wing down, one to go
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Former pilot builds a flight simulator with a full scale representation of a 737 MAX cockpit. It includes all the sounds of a real aircraft, including the sound of screaming passengers as you simulate plunging to the earth at Mach 1
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Did that seem like a short flight to you?" "Yeah, we must have had a good tailwind"
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Thu January 06, 2022
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
'Grackle hordes invade Austin grocery stores' is the title of my Alfred Hitchcock fan fic
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Things that shouldn't be in an airplane's cabin: The propeller
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Wed January 05, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
A chartered plane full of maskless influencers party, vape and get under the influence on a flight from Montreal to Cancun, then find they have to influence someone with a boat to get back
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Tue January 04, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Charges filed. At long last, DOJ shows that there really are consequences for plotting to kidnap or kill government officials
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Mon January 03, 2022
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Mainiacs get looney
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Buy when there is blood coursing through the streets and omicron through the veins: Airline stocks soar as most of their flights are being cancelled
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Brazilian President Bolsonaro hospitalized in Sao Paulo, is reportedly full of shiat
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Sun January 02, 2022
(NASA)
 
 
 
Old n' busted: Will the James Webb telescope ever launch? New hotness: Will the James Webb telescope ever unfold
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Sat January 01, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Americans do not have a monopoly on bad behavior aboard aircraft
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Fri December 31, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Airline passenger punches police officer. Yes, alcohol was involved
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Isaiah Thomas had a 10-day hardship contract with the Lakers expire this week so he signed a new one with the Mavs. He got to the arena four hours before tip-off last night and played before testing positive for COVID today
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Wed December 29, 2021
(Space.com)
 
 
 
NASA approves Axiom crew. Buy N Large stock soars
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Tue December 28, 2021
(Outkick)
 
 
 
FBI has arrested Airline Annie after she attacked maskless man on her flight. Fark: She's a former Playboy model, Raiders cheerleader, and Baywatch actor
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Sun December 26, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
What's the secret for getting upgraded on your next flight? Just read this MSN reprint of a Newsweek article summarizing a TikTok video recorded by a woman who once talked to a flight attendant who said you should dress nicely
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Airline Annie yells at, punches, and spits on an old man during a Delta flight. Why? Because he isn't wearing a mask. Fark: Neither is she (NSFW language in video)
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Omicron is transmitted via Vinyl. It's kind of an obscure vector
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Sat December 25, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
How far has journalism fallen? Even the venerated Associated Press can't be bothered to explain what type of dog food was found in the luggage
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Fri December 24, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Over 500 flights canceled due to Covid
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Omicron causing United to cancel flights due to lack of crews, ruining the wet bandits plans
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Thu December 23, 2021
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Two die when their Scubaru doesn't quite live up to its name
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Wed December 22, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
TSA announces that passengers who disrupt flights and threaten airline attendants over mask mandates could lose their PreCheck privileges. Yeah, that'll show 'em
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Tue December 21, 2021
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Gate H8ers gotta H8
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Mon December 20, 2021
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
CEO changes company name from MYGOFLIGHT to MEGOCRASH
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Sat December 18, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Last week, one of Kentucky's tornadoes put a corn cob through a tractor windshield. Fark: blunt end first
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Fri December 17, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
United flight ain't your fetish site. Facial thong is just all wrong. Counterpoint: Rosa Parks knew which end her underwear went on
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Thu December 16, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Music producer 'Flow La Movie' is in a better place now, especially considering that he was in a plane bound for Florida
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Actually true or not, the old saying goes "Qantas never crashed." In other news, Qantas has switched its domestic fleet to Airbus from Boeing
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man boards plane with panties on his face in place of a mask. From there, things really begin to take off
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man boards plane with panties on his face in place of a mask. From there, things really begin to take off
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Wed December 15, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Ingenuity keeps it up for half an hour. Farkers impressed, incredulous, jealous, spent
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Ingenuity keeps it up for half an hour. Farkers impressed, incredulous, jealous, spent
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(Independent)
 
 
 
If you're going to nap on the job avoid doing it in the cargo hold
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
So opening the door and throwing them overboard isn't an option?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
So opening the door and throwing them overboard isn't an option?
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Sun December 12, 2021
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Bezos has finally stopped playing with his rocket long enough to acknowledge his warehouse workers who were killed in a tornado on Friday night
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
The "Flying Mustang" is back up for grabs
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Sure, today we'll just use them to fight wildfires, but we all know this leads to Skynet
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Sat December 11, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Newly-released footage of the 1963 flight of a NF-104A Starfighter that nearly cost Chuck Yeager his life
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Fri December 10, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
TAMU laughs at your MS Flight Simulator setup, dusts off The Shuttle Simulator
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dumb: Assaulting a flight attendant while the plane is in flight. Dumber: Doubling down and assaulting an air marshal too. Yeah you're going to do some time, pal
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Time to cancel those vacation plans involving a flight over Ukraine
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Thu December 09, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Damn, that's a lot of flights
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Pilot practicing touch-and-go landings needs more practice, clean pants
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Wed December 08, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Eighty years ago, a Pan American flying boat was caught on the wrong side of Pearl Harbor, necessitating the first round-the-world commercial flight
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Mars helicopter Ingenuity having trouble with Bras. Subby understands the frustration
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Mars helicopter Ingenuity having trouble with Bras. Subby understands the frustration
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Sat December 04, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Wanna get away and don't want to wait? Hit the ground running at your destination with Southwest's new early deplaning option
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, on a beach... 🍟 take flight
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Fri December 03, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
How about we just stop doing stadium flyovers?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Apparently, some people are still uncomfortable when you're on an airplane, and decide to breast feed your cat
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Aristocrats"
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Wed December 01, 2021
(Science.org)
 
 
 
Boffin 1:Hey, let's build a bot with the expert footwork and grasping capability of a peregrine falcon. Boffin 2: And then - hear me out - let's strap it on a drone and make it catch a tennis ball in mid-flight. BRILLIANT
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
After almost eight years, British expert 'pinpoints' precise resting spot of lost flight MH370. So was it the smoke monster?
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Tue November 30, 2021
(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
"No, you can't have these Epstein records. What's that? We already sent you these Epstein records? Well, this is awkward... Don't suppose we could get those back?"
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Mon November 29, 2021
(The Aviationist)
 
 
 
Leaked British F-35 ski jump crash video shows the agony of defeat
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Hot new 'hitting mung' lifestyle trend of spacing out while staring at trees spreads from South Korea where its enjoyed in theaters or cafes that you pay to do it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
♫ COVID was travelin' tonight on a plane ♫ I can see the troglodytes bein' detained ♫ Oh, and, I can see Spaniards failing to fly ♫ God these schnooks are vandals, must need a crowd to up and die ♫
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Sun November 28, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Your Griswold style display could cost you an $11,000 fine from the FAA. Squirrel in the Christmas tree out front should have told you
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Ohio board approves demolition of Wright brothers' first bike shop. That's just Wrong
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Sat November 27, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
1 airport + 2 planes + 600 arriving passengers = 61 positive tests. That's it, I'm moving to Madagascar
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Fri November 26, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
You would know, right Ted Cruz?
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Thu November 25, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman smuggles tiny stowaway aboard Delta flight, gets found out halfway through the flight
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Solid life tip every Farker can use
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Where is the world's capital for flights of fancy? Norway. Norway? Yes way
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Wed November 24, 2021
(Rocket Launch Live)
 
 
 
Watch the Jar Jar Binks of spaceflight launch a module to the International Space Station at 8:06 AM ET. No word if they are that inept or a secret Sith lords
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Writer suggests wasting the second half of every beer because, hey, you can always buy more first halves. Makes total economic sense
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Tue November 23, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Not news: Airbus A340 lands. Fark: In Antarctica
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(Conde Nast Traveler)
 
 
 
How to deal with airlines when they lie to you. This is article 1 of ten trillion in a continuing series
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Sat November 20, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Magas just pawn in game of Trump
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Thu November 18, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Airline flies couple 1,200 miles to the wrong country, laughs at them, then leaves them stranded. Was it wrong that they laughed? Should they not have done that?
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Wed November 17, 2021
(Aviation Web)
 
 
 
Pilot of airplane that went down in water rescued by another airplane going down in the water
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(9 News)
 
 
 
First use of fixed wing aircraft and night vision googles for nighttime firefighting ends in crash of air tanker in Colorado
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Tue November 16, 2021
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Food you can't take through a TSA checkpoint: cranberry sauce, gravy, canned fruits and vegetables, and pumpkin spice anything
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Sun November 14, 2021
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
**DING** You are now free to go to jail after punching a Southwest Airlines operations agent in the face and sending her to the hospital
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Fri November 12, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Not only does Captain Kirk outlive many members of his Star Trek crew, he now has started outliving passengers on his Blue Origin flight
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Thu November 11, 2021
(Designboom)
 
 
 
If you like drop rides at amusement parks, then this is for you
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Wed November 10, 2021
(El Pais)
 
 
 
Apparently anyone can just make a group Facebook post seeking 40 volunteers to take a flight together with a plan to force it to land in Spain by coordinating a fake emergency. Not only will this not raise red flags, it will work
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Mon November 08, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
You get three guesses to figure out why North Dakota Republican lawmaker who's been organizing an anti-vax rally won't be attending his own rally
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Sat November 06, 2021
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
"The emissions from a single billionaire spaceflight would exceed the lifetime emissions of someone in the poorest billion people on Earth"
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Fri November 05, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Don't order the fish
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Thu November 04, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"The anti-war satire is based on the true story from 1930s Australia when the country's military declared war on a population of flightless birds. And lost"
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Wed November 03, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Passengers arriving on flight BA663 from Cyprus, please make your way to baggage reclaim where your frozen fish can be collected
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
♫ I was someone in the air that night, as I took flight, Fernando ♫ As I tumbled from the balcony, my limbs hung free, Fernando ♫ Though I never thought I'd come loose, I struck your head ♫ If I had to do the same again, I would my friend, Fernando ♫
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Christ, what an asshole
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Turns out the flight attendant from the American Airlines flight that diverted the other day charged the fist of the alleged attacker
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Tue November 02, 2021
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Just how do you get a plane load of world leaders and billionaires to Glasgow?
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Sun October 31, 2021
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
F-22 Raptor flying across Alaskan skies ... in slow motion
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Sat October 30, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines pilot decides to cost bosses a boatload of cancellations, declares "Let's Go Brandon" over the PA
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Fri October 29, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wanna bet this was somehow about the mask mandate?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Not news: iPod. Fark: Prototype
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Thu October 28, 2021
(WIFR Rockford)
 
 
 
Airport execs: We're gonna expand our runway to get more flights from Amazon & FedEx. Environmentalists: But you're gonna pave a wildlife area with endangered flora & fauna Airport execs: OH YEAH?? HOW ABOUT WE HALT THE PROJECT & DO AN ECO-SURVEY?
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Tue October 26, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Quiz: What % of travelers who refuse to wear a mask in airports get fined? Hint: If you're thinking 1%, go lower. Much lower
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
No one really knows what ADHD looks like in women because they are naturally flighty drama queens and think math is too hard
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Mon October 25, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to listen to the sounds of Mars, here's a video where people talk over them
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Sun October 24, 2021
(Herald Sun NC)
 
 
 
"This is your captain speaking... Who had the White Castle's before the flight?"
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Thu October 21, 2021
(Good News Network)
 
 
 
Fark mascot's Scots cousin asks if you even lift, bro
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Ohio, the Florida of the Midwest, screws up Wilbur and Orville's airplane on the design for their new license plates, does not have the Wright stuff
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Wed October 20, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here's a story about the Kakapo, a New Zealand parrot which is "flightless, ungainly, and famously bad at sex" just like your mom was last night Trebek
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Alitalia flight attendants strip in protest
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Virgin Galactic lead test pilot fired for being honest with a journalist. New hotness: Bezos' Blue Origin which does not use pilots for its New Shepard has hired him
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Tue October 19, 2021
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
MD-87 charter flight to Game 4 of ALCS between Red Sox and Astros crashes on takeoff from Houston Executive airport. 21 people on board escape with only 2 minor injuries. No word if passengers will still try and make the game
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Sat October 16, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Jimmy Page seems to think Phil Collins being a second drummer for Led Zeppelin ruined their performance at Live Aid, and not the out of tune guitar. Still couldn't have topped Queen that day
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Fri October 15, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
While Jeff Bezos got some free publicity from William Shatner's penile space ride, Richard Branson's Virgin Galactic has postponed SpaceShip2 commercial flights until a year out from now
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Wed October 13, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
There's too many muthafarking puppies on the plane
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Apogee of today's Blue Origin flight. Or William Shatner having an orgasm
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
William Shatner sent to space. Space sent him back
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(blueorigin.com)
 
 
 
Watch T. J. Hooker boldly go where no TV cop has gone before. Will he have a nightmare at 328,000 feet? Find out when Rocket Man launches
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Tue October 12, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Southwest flights are still in a clusterfark, but no one will say why. So this headline is about how pilots are demanding green M&Ms at all FSSs, and the airline is demanding they all wear tutus. Surely, they can meet somewhere in the middle
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
In 2008, SpaceX having three booms in a row got past the Ivanova curse and nailed its fourth attempt to put something into orbit. Astra is hoping history will repeat itself as it prepares its fourth attempt. Tag is for anyone owns its stock
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
And in related news, RyanAir continues to act and behave like RyanAir
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Mon October 11, 2021
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
That emergency landing at LaGuardia due to a bomb that wasn't a bomb? Actually caused by a lady who thinks vintage cameras are bombs, and pocket cameras are detonators
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Sun October 10, 2021
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
And the man towards the back said, "_________", and it turned into an airline blitz. And the pilot was landing, everyone was shoving, passengers were jumping. Airline blitz, airline blitz, airline blitz
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(Victoria News)
 
 
 
Star light, star bright, falling star is seen in flight. I wish it may, I wish it might, not hit me in the head tonight
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Sat October 09, 2021
(Science Focus)
 
 
 
Tigra and Bunny won't be happy about this
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Fri October 08, 2021
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Fark no, that would be horr... "You have 20 seconds to comply, citizen" I mean, yes. They are a great idea
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Thu October 07, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Google Flights will show users carbon emissions in search results. Of course, you gotta watch out for all that extra carbon they tack on for checking luggage, in-flight wifi, ordering booze, etc
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Wed October 06, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
Greyhound has a $6,800 business-class seat
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You know that low bridge we all love that snags the unwitting trucks driving under it? It's kinda like that, except it's a footbridge and a passenger jet
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
If NASA booked your flight on a Boeing Starliner, they might transfer your flight to a SpaceX Dragon. Still no cure for Boeing
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Tue October 05, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For Sale: A Flight-Ready 0 flight hours WWII-Era Supermarine Spitfire IX
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Mon October 04, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Flight from New Jersey to Florida forced to evacuate after striking a bird. That's the spirit
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Sat October 02, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Surely she had the fish. No, she had a baby, and don't call me Shirley
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Fri October 01, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
By hook or by crook, a vaccine mandate for flying domestic is coming
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Amateur golfer defies 67,000,000 to 1 odds with 2 holes-in-one in a single round. Checks notes.....golfer is only 11 years old
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Thu September 30, 2021
(Tolo News)
 
 
 
Kabul airport is open for business but airlines are reluctant to fly there. Or pay to use Afghanistan's airspace for that matter
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
There's...something...ON THE WING
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Tue September 28, 2021
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Sure, the bill seems high but that was just because they included the tip, right?
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Sun September 26, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"A JetBlue passenger choked a female flight attendant with his necktie and begged to be shot." Strange, people usually only have that reaction when flying on Spirit
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