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headlines found matching 'Fish'
Sun July 05, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man killed by shark attack near Fraser Island. DEAR *GOD*, NILES
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Sat July 04, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Maybe it's time to rethink your fishing methods if all you're catching is rusty hand grenades using magnets
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Fri July 03, 2020
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Hope you have a big skillet for that 112 lb. catfish
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
BoJo sure loves his fish sticks (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
So long smooth hand fluke It's been good to know you
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Almost 3,500 teachers and students at public schools in Saitama lose their lunch over meal of fried chicken, a tuna/potato dish, seaweed salad, rice and miso soup. I had the fish
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(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
Sucks when boaters ignore SCUBA dive flags because they'll catch more than just fish. "We had a snapper on a spear and myself on a hook"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
A new Thai project turns fishing nets into PPE. A lesser headline would make a comment about "net gains" or "there's nothing fishy about this." Welcome to fark
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
In today's episode of "Stupid American Tricks", teenagers in Tuscaloosa, Alabama are throwing "COVID parties", where the first diagnosed teen wins a cash jackpot. Subby encourages less damaging behaviors, like eating Tide Pods or swallowing goldfish
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Legacy.com)
 
 
 
When your obit states "He was the last person prosecuted in Massachusetts for illegal possession of a ferret" you know the deceased lived a full life
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Just in time .... duunnn dunnn... for NYC beaches to reopen, ... duuuunnnn duun... a guest shows up to welcome swimmers ... duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cape Cod officials assure visitors that the beaches are open
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Maybe for the sake of national security, we should just replace the Oval Office phone with a Fisher Price one
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Experiencing hard times? At least you're not a fish borne of eggs gobbled by a duck, which experience a harrowing journey of pummeling in the gizzard, being attacked by stomach acids, and then exiting unscathed in a duck's excrement
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Sun June 28, 2020
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Some of the slowest animals in the world are starfish, garden snails, manatees, and that lady in front of you at the checkout line that still uses checks to pay for her groceries
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Red starfish have some cancers puckering
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
The Gap is swelling with fish sticks
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Toddler can't wait to get back to the pub, enjoying ice cream and chocolate cake and socializing with the regulars while "mummy has her wine." No, he isn't Irish or a Wisconsinite
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Wed June 24, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Petite foodie blogger is Subby's kind of girl, she tackles a mammoth 4,000 calorie fish and chip feast in just 30 minutes - and still has room for a pint
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The EU is playing hardball over Brexit while BoJo is trying to find all his marbles (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Food bank receives 33-year-old can of anchovies
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Tue June 16, 2020
(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
Not news: Recall due to unlabeled allergens. Fark: 7 of the 8 allergens that require labeling
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
How do you know somebody is vegan? They probably won't talk to you
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
The sushi-burrito: Contents are fish, veggies, and sushi rice - get this - wrapped in roasted seaweed. Wait, what?
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
The Butler did it and is still doing it
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Ursula gives BoJo hope, demands fish (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
The latest thing Trump will screw up during tariff battles with EU, China? Lobstahs
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
The latest thing Trump will screw up during tariff battles with EU, China? Lobstahs
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Unlike their cousins who will swim 1000s of miles in a year, Tanzanian whale sharks tend to hang out around Mafia Island - they like this thing of ours
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
At the end of the day, it seems Brexit was just about fish (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed June 10, 2020
(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Other fish run from bigger things. That's their instinct. But this fish doesn't run from anything. He doesn't fear
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Something smells fishy on Michael Jordan's boat
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Some Red Deer Advocate)
 
 
 
Carpe Carpe - self cloning carp seizing the day in Alberta
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
If your farm has sheep, you have a border collie. If you are farming catfish, you get a trained snake
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Man takes a crossbow arrow to the chest, casually walks into hospital knowing that if it was to the knee it would have been more difficult to casually walk (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
"Bears relocated after eating grain near Shelby". Either they need learn to chew with their mouths closed or Shelby needs to get a grip
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yes doctor, I 'accidentally' sat on that fish. (with x-ray goodness)
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Sat June 06, 2020
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Anderson's gear was a 7-medium action, Shakespeare rod with a Quantum HD 40 spinning reel. The spinning reel had 12-pound monofilament line. His hook was a number 2, octopus circle, baited with a nightcrawler. Who knew fishing could get so technical
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Brush your shrimp with a little mayo before grilling. A) You're already drinking B) It won't add flavor but it will make them adhere much less to the grate
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Thu June 04, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Wipes and masks are overwhelming our storm drains. Won't somebody think of the fatbergs and whitefish?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dammit, Randy. Fish are *friends* not food
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(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
It's pretty rare to read a dusty fishing story. This is one
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(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
It's pretty rare to read a dusty fishing story. This is one
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Wed June 03, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Like your cousin in the basement, parasitic worms in shellfish lead a creepy but popular lifestyle
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Tue June 02, 2020
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Need a break from the news? How about a newly-published short story about fishing, from some up-and-comer named Hemingway
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I wanted a grandchild for years. My son and his wife had one in April; we couldn't visit the hospital due to Covid. They won't let us visit because my husband golfs, I got haircut and we visit friends. How can I make them see they're being selfish?"
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Professional fishing is first UK sport to return from the pandemic. Key competitive regulation is special sling net that allows anglers and scalesmen to achieve touch-free, socially distant catching, weighing and releasing of the fish
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(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
Caltech and Stanford scientists create bionic jellyfish that swims at high speeds, envision a future where bionic jellyfish equipped with sensors explore and record information about Earth's oceans while wearing jellyfish-sized leisure suits
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Well maybe if one of them ever spent a few seconds learning how to find a clitoris
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Some day - and it's not too far off - cow farts will become less stinky
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Post photos of your favorite or current fishing hole
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Fri May 29, 2020
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Rare Wolverine spotted in Pacific County, surprising researchers who thought they were all wiped out during Red Dawn back in the 80s
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Ireland panics over Brexit, realizes too late they should have invoked the Bono Clause (possible nsfw content on page)
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Researchers discover new sex hormone in fish that could lead to new infertility treatments in people. It's all about 'dat bass
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tuna Fish Sandwich 2020
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these fly fishermen
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Bothell-Kenmore Reporter)
 
 
 
Washington State loosens cougar hunting restrictions, possibly allowing bait hunting with bottles of white wine
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
COVID-19 takes a back seat as Karenovirus takes the lead. Latest hotspot: park where Karen is offended by "Mexican music" and is finally contained by everyone laughing at her. Bonus: the face of the guy with the fishing rods
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
U.S. now probing soaring beef prices around the nation ...after something smells fishy with the industry
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Sat May 23, 2020
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Mechanical Museum and SS Jeremiah O'Brien survive 4-alarm blaze as San Francisco's Pier 45 briefly becomes the world's fastest producer of smoked fish and roast crab legs
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
A silver lining in the fight against COVID-19: 43% say they've 'changed for the better' thanks to the lockdown. Which still leaves 57% happy about being compete selfish arseholes
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
CRISPR is bcoming a tool for consrvation, not just gntic diting
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Thu May 21, 2020
(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
Kids love to catch bass when they go fishing in local lakes. Others catch sunfish or catfish. Then there's THIS kid
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Wed May 20, 2020
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man who dove into Bass Pro fish tank posts "profanity-laced confession to Facebook"
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Retirement hobbies expand from golf and fishing to sadomasochism and murder
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Welcome to the exciting world of marine biology. Now go get me some fish poop
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Welcome to the exciting world of marine biology. Now go get me some fish poop
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Supermarket set to stock specialist spuds seldom sold save to select celebrity chefs
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
If you enjoy taking dips in Bass Pro Shop fish aquariums, you might be a Floridian
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Saber-toothed anchovies romained the oceans 45 million years ago, preferred to be called Caesar
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Saber-toothed anchovies romained the oceans 45 million years ago, preferred to be called Caesar
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Fri May 15, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
'What started with a couple of beautiful peacocks many years ago has turned into a flock of at least 50 large birds that rule Hillside Terrace in Brandon. They're loud. Very loud. And messy. Very messy.'
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Thu May 14, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
This is how the na na na na na na na na na na na na Batfish do
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(We Got This Covered)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher's family does not want her to become a Disney princess
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Wed May 13, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Like an 80-pound sturgeon, caught for the very first time by a 9-year-old in Tennessee
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Like an 80-pound sturgeon, caught for the very first time by a 9-year-old in Tennessee
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Alleged rapist who was released from jail due to Covid-19 then had standoff with police. Decided fireworks would bring a little levity. It did not work out as he anticipated
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Tue May 12, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Taco Tuesday. Sorry about the delay, I was cooking fish. Welcome to the MSNBC Primetime discussion, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(The Root)
 
 
 
To the left: Ten things one writer cooked in isolation and what they say about her. To the right: tell us some things you've cooked and let farkers tell you what they say about you
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Mon May 11, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
TV chef and arrogant douchenozzle extraordinaire Gordon Ramsay continues to flaunt all UK lockdown rules by going fishing and showing off his catch on Instagram for the minions to get hangry at
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Prehistoric sea creatures evolved teeth in the shape of pebbles to BAM BAM shellfish
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Fox 10 Mobile)
 
 
 
"I built shelving in our church's thrift store as my Eagle Scout project. What did you do for yours?" "I sunk a shrimp boat"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Florida's reopening resulted in 13,000 pounds of trash left on Cocoa Beach. Jeannie and Major Nelson are outraged
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Smoked fish cheap
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Somebody is giving away a haunted house because people are too afraid to live in it. Second prize is a plastic baggie full of goldfish
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bear spray can't help you in an attack if it's still holstered on your hip--unless the bear obligingly bites into it and flees
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(Observer & Eccentric)
 
 
 
If you're going fishing, you should take along a fishing pole. Not four handguns, ammunition, and a suppressor
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Spotters along the Gulf of Mexico report seeing rare, endangered whale shark doo doo doo doo doo doo
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Maybe George Carlin was right, and humans were put here because the Earth wanted plastic
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Send fish to your friends, not a message
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Send fish to your friends, not a message
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(Google)
 
 
 
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam ... It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread (LGN)
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Snopes)
 
 
 
It appears that the MAGA crowd was so invested in their fish-tank cleaner as the micracle cure for Coronavirus, that now that we have an ACTUAL drug that is effective against it, they've launched massive conspiracy theories to discredit it
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Tue May 05, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Dog saves lives of two goldfish. Pepperidge Farm will never forget this
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Dog saves lives of two goldfish. Pepperidge Farm will never forget this
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Fish aggregating device or big alien hoobaoob from someone's butt?
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Anchovy: "Love me. LOVE ME"
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fisherman suffers serious injuries when huge crocodile jumps out of the water and bites his hand. Wendy Darling on high alert
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News: "Blue Hill church is using lobsters to jumpstart its local economy." Maybe they'll beef things up by disregarding separation of turf and steak
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Fri May 01, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
One Fish, Two Fish, Big Fish, Huge Fish
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Wed April 29, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
One Fish, Two Fish, Rap Fish, Blue Fish
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
San Francisco is starting to think that taxing landlords for vacant buildings might not be such a hot idea right now. Subby thinks they'll never find better fish to shoot in a barrel
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
After furloughing 95% of their workforce, SeaWorld is trying to get a federal loan meant to help retain workers, either in bid to keep that last 5% or just to try to get a different flavor of outrage going after Blackfish
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC officials are hoping against hope that the beaches can be opened this summer for Whitefish season
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(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Man busted for taking his fish on a walk during pandemic trying to take advantage of a rule allowing pet owners to leave their homes so that their pets can relieve themselves
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(CNN)
 
 
 
That black light poster you had in high school just came to life... Again
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Summit Daily)
 
 
 
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach this boy to fish and he'll feed the family for a month
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dolphins reclaim Bosphorus as virus silences Istanbul, leaving NFL analysts scratching their heads over this last minute draft trade deal
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Panic-buying grips North Korea amid rumors of Kim Jong Un's demise". No word on how much toilet paper, if any, is left
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
A new potential treatment for coronavirus has emerged and it is...heartburn medication? Well, still better than guzzling fish tank cleaner or injecting bleach
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Catfishing to get a date. New Hotness: Catfishing to commit a federal crime
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Sat April 25, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you're not irate after reading this article, you probably live on Fisher Island (UPDATE: Residents have rejected it)
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Thu April 23, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Honey, put that fish tank cleaner away. I found something else we can use to treat this coronavirus
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Giant 'teenager' shark from the days of the dinosaurs identified from vertebrae remains, embarrassment of parents
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
First base coach Mickey Mantle used a novel technique that ensured he'd never get to first base at all
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Eastern Daily Press (UK))
 
 
 
After being hunted into extinction centuries ago, beavers are returning to Norfolk. Not Norfolk, Virginia: Norfolk, England
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
This is gold you have never seen before. I guarantee it. Don't fish for clues; just look at the video tweet
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Welcome aboard, Bob" ... and no, not ordering the fish
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Fri April 17, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
This NPR article is bad and you should feel bad
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(NPR)
 
 
 
This NPR article is bad and you should feel bad
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
"Sea cucumbers have to endure 6-inch long fish wiggling into their bum holes - which double up as breathing holes, too"
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
In quarantine they say that breakin' up is hard to do and you know that it's true, but breakin' up in quarantine isn't hard to do with Zoom
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Bad news sushi lovers: Since 1970, there has been a 283-fold increase in parasitic worms in fish. Good news: you get bonus 'food' inside your food
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Sat April 11, 2020
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
While the Georgia Aquarium is closed to the public amid the COVID-19 pandemic, some furry felines got to take a private tour, pick out dinner on Caturday
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Fri April 10, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
But I bet the fly fishing is unbelievable
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
China's wet markets can include unusual items such as giant salamanders, baby crocodiles, raccoon dogs, and PewDiePie fan shirts
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
China's wet markets can include unusual items such as giant salamanders, baby crocodiles, raccoon dogs, and PewDiePie fan shirts
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
"One homeowner found a fish cracker, a sheet of toilet paper, powdered drink mix, and a crumpled up piece of paper containing pornographic images" in a plastic Easter egg. It's sad that someone would waste toilet paper like that
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Thu April 09, 2020
(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Dolphins thrilled to have a sloth friend visit them. She flips upside-down to look at him, since he's upside-down on his branch. D'awww-tastic
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Quarantined in your apartment? Just go fishing
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Unfortunately not news: Person breaks Coronavirus lockdown for selfish reasons. Fark: Perp is a 101 year-old woman in a German old people's home
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby's been hosing down all groceries in the shower for a minute before anything enters the kitchen. Well, I answered a call and talked for a while. Now all the labels are off the cans. Looks like it's Chef's Surprise the next few days
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Tue April 07, 2020
(AOL)
 
 
 
Trying to survive COVID-19 in style, sushi bro? Williams Sonoma unveils $32 kit that provides everything you need to make DIY sushi minus the fish
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Pornographic Easter Eggs being delivered for free, with toilet paper & food. Sounds like a loot crate for these times to me
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Mon April 06, 2020
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Bored? Try a game of Florida Neighborhood Scavenger Hunt Bingo. Needs squares for Bath Salts Homeless Guy and Random Thing on Fire
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Thu April 02, 2020
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
UCONN's Husky mascot visits closed Mystic Aquarium, looks like he might want fish instead of steak
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News wants you to know that Wanda, the Arizona woman who drank fish tank cleaner because Trump said it would help stop coronavirus, is just a regular run-of-the-mill idiot, not a Trump-supporting one
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Wed April 01, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
It's Wrasslin Wednesday: Keith Lee defends the NXT NA title vs Priest & Dijakovic, a "second chance" 6 pack gauntlet match & Velveteen dreams of Fish. On AEW, Omega vs Trent and Cody & Darby face Sammy & Spears. It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA & TNT
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
You can catch coronavirus and you can catch a fish, but you can't catch coronavirus from a fish
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Mon March 30, 2020
(Watertown Daily Times)
 
 
 
Virus, shmirus - trout season starts Wednesday
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Thu March 26, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
As American unemployment surges (along with stonks) and as Norway's virus cases decrease, there's no better time to set sail for Norway and become a fish tongue cutter
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Wed March 25, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Everybody wants a coronavirus mask, just not like this (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is fishing in "Animal Crossing" considered vegan?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is fishing in "Animal Crossing" considered vegan?
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
And now a message from some of Scotland's social-distancing world champions
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Ground Control to Major Tom... Ground Control to Major Tom... Take your fish tank pills and put your face mask on
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Minnesota gets high marks at being standoffish
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Mon March 23, 2020
(The Root)
 
 
 
Coronavirus has shone a light on American selfishness
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
'Weird Al' Yankovic pokes fun at Madonna's own 'Vogue' coronavirus parody about fried fish
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(Columbia Daily Tribune)
 
 
 
Take note those of you that fish. Missouri has created a "frankenfish" that should break trout records at Taneycomo in the Branson Missouri area. 40+ pounds shouldn't be uncommon
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Fri March 20, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fish tank drug, now cleared for coronavirus testing on humans, selling for big dollars on Ebay. Also keeps down the algae
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(LAist)
 
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11 relaxing videos for when you're self-isolating, with dogs, cats, jellyfish, and Bob Ross
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Thu March 19, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
FAA administrator self-quarantines after realizing he shook hands with one of the Congressmen who tested positive for Coronavirus, and also had the fish for dinner
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fish finger fossils show the origins of hands; chicken nugget fossils show the origins of happiness
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Remember when something fishy started happening? Let's go back a lifetime ago - January 1st - to when Fark ran its first coronavirus story
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Due to the lack of pollution, there are now clean, clear water, fish, and dolphins in the canals of Venice
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Fishermen rescue stranded fox from an iceberg, feed it Vienna sausages and bring it to dry land
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Go to oreillyauto.com. Type "121G" into the part search... you'll thank me. Use at your own risk
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Check-in thread: what's one thing you did to look after your own emotional health today? Do something small and good for yourselves, friends. This is a marathon, not a sprint
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
St. Patrick? Never heard of him. March 17th is the feast day of St. Gertrude of Nivelles, the patron saint of cats. Make sure your cat eats fish on Fridays during lent
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Mon March 16, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Culling seals to save a fishery? Where is your cod now?
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
The ultra-rare South Philippine Dwarf Kingfisher is photographed for the first time. Now that is a big bucket list accomplishment right there
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Sat March 14, 2020
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
A reunion called Wanda
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Fri March 13, 2020
(Mysterious Universe)
 
 
 
Remember that time when Charlie Sheen went fishing for the Loch Ness Monster with a leg of lamb on a hook and a bronze battle helmet on his head?
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Thu March 12, 2020
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
Dogfishing isn't quite as bad as catfishing
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
Dogfishing isn't quite as bad as catfishing
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(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
Death toll rises to 92. Difficulty Fisher-Price Rock 'n Play infant sleeper
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Wed March 11, 2020
(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can the Death Triangle end Joey Janella's Private Party? Will Fish & O'Reilly reclaim the NXT Tag Titles? Who is Hangman Page's mystery partner? The Wednesday Night Wars continue LIVE @ 8pm EDT on TNT, USA
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Tue March 10, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Enjoy some fish-shaped snacks, filled with batter by a spoon stored in a fish-shaped spoon rest, cooked in a fish-shaped waffle iron held with a fish-shaped oven mitt, served on a fish-shaped plate, and accompanied by tea in a fish logo mug
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The problem with comparing Trump to Nero is that the majority of Americans have no idea who Nero was. Dumbasses. I loved that little fish
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Sun March 08, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
France fisheries in panic as the UK thinks it owns the oceans (possible nsfw content on page)
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