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headlines found matching 'Fiscal year'
Thu March 23, 2023
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
With customers and profits heading off to a farm to play Chewy drops a steamer on the living room rug
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Wed March 22, 2023
(ICv2)
 
 
 
At their current rate, Gamestop will soon be 100% profit as they will eventually not have to pay for pesky costs like "employees" and "store overhead"
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Fri March 17, 2023
(Independent)
 
 
 
US Army combat engineer files complaint about sexual assault, endures a month of sexual harassment, and is found dead. "No foul play is evident"
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Thu March 16, 2023
(The Drive)
 
 
 
The U-2 Dragon Lady spy plane was birthed in the days of the slide rule, now faces retirement after having outlasted the SR-71 Blackbird and RQ-4 Global Hawk
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Fri March 10, 2023
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
History's Greatest Monster is at it again
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Thu March 09, 2023
(Military Times)
 
 
 
Pentagon chief says mothership in our solar system possible; Dr. Funkenstein hung up on the probes
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Wed March 08, 2023
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
The cinematic style RPG of Bioware and CDPR are dead. Marvel Midnight Suns tosses a card on the table, Wasteland 3 and Yakuza go on stage for a karaoke duet, and probably some cutscenes in Baldurs Gate 3 are chuckling at the article
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Tue March 07, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Medical Geek Squad
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Wed March 01, 2023
(USA Today)
 
 
 
With Covid on the decline, Congress is back to jet-setting across the globe...at taxpayers expense
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(US Air Force)
 
 
 
USAF selects Boeing E-7A Wedgetail for airborne battle management to replace aging fleet of E-3 AWACS. Guess they don't build them like B-52s anymore. Rock Lobster
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Tue February 28, 2023
(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
160 years after the Battle of Chancellorsville, the U.S. Navy finally defeats the Confederates
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Sun February 26, 2023
(West Virginia Metro News)
 
 
 
Having solved all state problems and piled up a surplus, West Virginia decides to cut taxes
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Fri February 24, 2023
(The Verge)
 
 
 
It appears that Dish Network's internal systems are as reliable as its TV service
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Great, more smug New Yorkers. The state saw a 21% spike in millionaires in 2021, even as some fled for cheaper tax havens
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Thu February 23, 2023
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Sick of the grind, Central America's coffee pickers are taking it to go
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Wed February 22, 2023
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR to lay off 10% of its work force, citing decreased revenue from corporate sponsors and rising cost of hempen tote bags, Ferrari Carano Fumé Blanc, and other essential supplies
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Tue February 21, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
GAO, for the first time, is about to estimate the total amount of fraud in the entire federal government. Be patient, this might take awhile
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Mon February 20, 2023
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Bad: DUI driver crashes into your bedroom. FARK: City sends you a letter threatening fines for the hole in your wall and missing window
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Fri February 17, 2023
(NPR)
 
 
 
You hear that, America? SHOOT THE WIND. SHOOT IT DEAD
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Are cheeseburgers sold at University of Alabama basketball games really worth $16? Only if you buy them
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Wed February 15, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nothings says tone deaf like laying off thousands off employees then hiding from the world in a tropical paradise
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Tue February 14, 2023
(Keloland)
 
 
 
There's no such thing as a free lunch in South Dakota. Why? It teaches students to expect something free from the government. You know, like public schooling, school buses, roads...
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Mon February 13, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oklahoma State University is proud of its contribution to Super Bowl LVII. Smarter institutions wouldn't be
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Sun February 12, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Jungle was not a how-to manual
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Sat February 11, 2023
(Politico)
 
 
 
Revenge is a dish best served cold. It is very cold in Albany
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Wed February 08, 2023
(IndieWire)
 
 
 
Wishes will not come true for 7,000 Disney cast members
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Tue February 07, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Zoom asks 1300 employees to leave the meeting
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Fri February 03, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Japan's pension fund is doing so well that none of the workers covered under it will be able to retire. Mission Accomplished
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Wed February 01, 2023
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Why did Jimmy Carter save the Space Shuttle?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Workday cuts 525 workers, who will now know the joy of having to sign up for a new account on every company's job site that uses their former company's product
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Tue January 31, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Corporations: "We can't afford paying workers $15/hour". Also Corporations: "spends upwards of $340 million on union-busting*
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Sun January 29, 2023
(VT Digger)
 
 
 
So uh, maybe you shouldn't be giving out bonuses higher than people's annual salary, Mr. Sheriff. Especially not 2,119% bonuses
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Sat January 28, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Border Control is having trouble finding people who can lie convincingly
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Thu January 26, 2023
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Note To Microsoft: Constantly threatening to increase subscription fees and hardware prices while allowing hedge funds to fire thousands of your employees for kicks makes consumers not want to buy your stuff
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Wed January 25, 2023
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
The party of gov't accountability and against wasteful spending just wrote a blank check to Iowa private schools
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(Game Rant)
 
 
 
Fox News's outrage of the day: Power-saving mode on Xbox
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Tue January 24, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN reporter just now discovering that all your bosses are nothing more than smarmy douchebags with no skills who fail their way to the top
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Thu January 19, 2023
(CBS News)
 
 
 
US launches pilot program "Welcome Corps" to allow private group sponsorship of refugees from around the world. How about forming a "Welcome to Fark Corps"?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Proctor & Gamble plans to raise prices on everything to combat falling sales. This will lead to less sales and then, even higher prices. I think you can see where this is going
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Proctor & Gamble plans to raise prices on everything to combat falling sales. This will lead to less sales and then, even higher prices. I think you can see where this is going
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Wed January 18, 2023
(Game Rant)
 
 
 
Did a gaming system lose its position as best-selling console in France? Wii
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(NY1)
 
 
 
The state of Arizona can't keep a kid in their care alive for more than 2 weeks
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Tue January 17, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Peloton hires a former Twitter executive so she can be part of two companies that will cease to exist in 2023
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Fri January 13, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
C'mon Farkers. Have a heart. Let's put together a gofundme for this guy
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Mon January 09, 2023
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Of course, neither country thought about increasing wages
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Sat January 07, 2023
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Will the expanded IRS go after the evil rich? Probably not as history suggests
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Fri January 06, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bing's about to get a whole lot more racist
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Thu January 05, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
JUST LET IT DIE. Raze the buildings, salt the earth, and stone the involved venture capitalists but put it out of its(our) misery
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Sat December 31, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Worst year for stocks since 2008 has been achieved
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Fri December 23, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In 2022, there weren't enough chips for cars. Then in 2022, there weren't enough chips for video cards. Now it's 2022 and there are so many chips, a chipmaker is cutting staff. Curse this timeline
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In 2022, there weren't enough chips for cars. Then in 2022, there weren't enough chips for video cards. Now it's 2022 and there are so many chips, a chipmaker is cutting staff. Curse this timeline
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Thu December 22, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Washington Commanders Charitable Foundation "might" be just a slush fund used to procure hookers and cocaine for Dan Snyder. Shocking, I know
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Washington Commanders Charitable Foundation "might" be just a slush fund used to procure hookers and cocaine for Dan Snyder. Shocking, I know
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Under Armour names new CEO as Marriott DOES NOT PROTECT THIS HOUSE
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Deal reached in Senate on $1.7 trillion omnibus. Someone is not going be happy about it in 3.. 2.. 1
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Tue December 20, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The new omnibus bill gives DOJ extra funding to help investigate and prosecute those involved in January 6th
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
With job perks disappearing, what was/is the best perk you've had/have?
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Wed December 14, 2022
(Some Mixologist)
 
 
 
Montana weed sales are sky-high, while beer goes flat and wine remains amusing with a hint of jammy presumption
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(Some Mixologist)
 
 
 
Montana weed sales are sky-high, while beer goes flat and wine remains amusing with a hint of jammy presumption
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Louie Gohmert: I'm the biggest idiot in Congress. Lauren Boebert: Hold my toxic pork slider
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Sat December 10, 2022
(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Rhode Highland
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Thu December 08, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
GameStonk gonna stonk
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Tue December 06, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The store closings shall continue until morale improves
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Sat December 03, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Mass Lottery officials worried this economy's diverted rubes from losing money on scratchers & Keno; "I've been calling All or Nothing 'Nothing But Nothing.' It has not truly added anything to the bottom line"
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Fri December 02, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cause for celebration: Pandemic projected to end by 2030. Sorry, pandemic that took off in the '80s. We'll get back to you about ending the new one within the next 50 years. Cool tag still tips its hat to public health and the medical sciences
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