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Sat January 28, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Border Control is having trouble finding people who can lie convincingly
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Thu January 26, 2023
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Note To Microsoft: Constantly threatening to increase subscription fees and hardware prices while allowing hedge funds to fire thousands of your employees for kicks makes consumers not want to buy your stuff
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Wed January 25, 2023
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
The party of gov't accountability and against wasteful spending just wrote a blank check to Iowa private schools
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(Game Rant)
 
 
 
Fox News's outrage of the day: Power-saving mode on Xbox
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Tue January 24, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN reporter just now discovering that all your bosses are nothing more than smarmy douchebags with no skills who fail their way to the top
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Thu January 19, 2023
(CBS News)
 
 
 
US launches pilot program "Welcome Corps" to allow private group sponsorship of refugees from around the world. How about forming a "Welcome to Fark Corps"?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Proctor & Gamble plans to raise prices on everything to combat falling sales. This will lead to less sales and then, even higher prices. I think you can see where this is going
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Proctor & Gamble plans to raise prices on everything to combat falling sales. This will lead to less sales and then, even higher prices. I think you can see where this is going
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Wed January 18, 2023
(Game Rant)
 
 
 
Did a gaming system lose its position as best-selling console in France? Wii
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(NY1)
 
 
 
The state of Arizona can't keep a kid in their care alive for more than 2 weeks
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Tue January 17, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Peloton hires a former Twitter executive so she can be part of two companies that will cease to exist in 2023
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Fri January 13, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
C'mon Farkers. Have a heart. Let's put together a gofundme for this guy
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Mon January 09, 2023
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Of course, neither country thought about increasing wages
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Sat January 07, 2023
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Will the expanded IRS go after the evil rich? Probably not as history suggests
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Fri January 06, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bing's about to get a whole lot more racist
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Thu January 05, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
JUST LET IT DIE. Raze the buildings, salt the earth, and stone the involved venture capitalists but put it out of its(our) misery
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Sat December 31, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Worst year for stocks since 2008 has been achieved
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Fri December 23, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In 2022, there weren't enough chips for cars. Then in 2022, there weren't enough chips for video cards. Now it's 2022 and there are so many chips, a chipmaker is cutting staff. Curse this timeline
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In 2022, there weren't enough chips for cars. Then in 2022, there weren't enough chips for video cards. Now it's 2022 and there are so many chips, a chipmaker is cutting staff. Curse this timeline
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Thu December 22, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Washington Commanders Charitable Foundation "might" be just a slush fund used to procure hookers and cocaine for Dan Snyder. Shocking, I know
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Washington Commanders Charitable Foundation "might" be just a slush fund used to procure hookers and cocaine for Dan Snyder. Shocking, I know
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Under Armour names new CEO as Marriott DOES NOT PROTECT THIS HOUSE
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Deal reached in Senate on $1.7 trillion omnibus. Someone is not going be happy about it in 3.. 2.. 1
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Tue December 20, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The new omnibus bill gives DOJ extra funding to help investigate and prosecute those involved in January 6th
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
With job perks disappearing, what was/is the best perk you've had/have?
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Wed December 14, 2022
(Some Mixologist)
 
 
 
Montana weed sales are sky-high, while beer goes flat and wine remains amusing with a hint of jammy presumption
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(Some Mixologist)
 
 
 
Montana weed sales are sky-high, while beer goes flat and wine remains amusing with a hint of jammy presumption
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Louie Gohmert: I'm the biggest idiot in Congress. Lauren Boebert: Hold my toxic pork slider
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Sat December 10, 2022
(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Rhode Highland
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Thu December 08, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
GameStonk gonna stonk
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Tue December 06, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The store closings shall continue until morale improves
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Sat December 03, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Mass Lottery officials worried this economy's diverted rubes from losing money on scratchers & Keno; "I've been calling All or Nothing 'Nothing But Nothing.' It has not truly added anything to the bottom line"
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Fri December 02, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cause for celebration: Pandemic projected to end by 2030. Sorry, pandemic that took off in the '80s. We'll get back to you about ending the new one within the next 50 years. Cool tag still tips its hat to public health and the medical sciences
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Thu November 17, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Strong sales signal singing Sonos stock
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Macy's numbers balloon after parade of high-end good news
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Macy's numbers balloon after parade of high-end good news
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Wed November 16, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Honestly, it would have been faster to list all the true statements
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Fri November 11, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Parody Eli Lily account manages to wipe away $16B from the real company's valuation. Did Musk buy himself a $44B liability machine?
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Mon November 07, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling. Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes.. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA
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Thu November 03, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Peloton stock craters on news no one needs another coat hanger this Christmas
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Thu October 27, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Higher McPrices mean higher McProfits
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Wed October 26, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. Army where you are an army of one. No, really. We only have one person
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Tue October 25, 2022
(KPVI Pocatello)
 
 
 
The Russian invasion of Ukraine means we should spend more on militarizing the border with Mexico. It's not news, it's Senator Inhofe predicting the actions of a future administration
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Fri October 21, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
President Biden cuts the U.S. budget deficit in HALF as a clever gimmick before the elections - Republicans, probably
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Thu October 20, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
DOJ: Mo' money, mo problems
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Wed October 19, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Adobe cuts outlook citing foreign exchange, entire globe of people sick of getting farked monthly
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Thu October 13, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Transported migrants may be on a path to citizenship because of DeSantis' flights, which was all part of the plan, right? Right?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
IKEA now including a price bump in their flat boxes
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(MSN)
 
 
 
IKEA now including a price bump in their flat boxes
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Walgreens growing even faster than its receipts
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Wed October 12, 2022
(MRC TV)
 
 
 
Dudley Do-Right found in undercover operation at Montana gunshow. Doing what he was not supposed to be doing
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Tue October 11, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox Nooz: "Service members sound alarm against 'extremely woke' military"; Translation: "Angry commenters claiming to be in the military complain they can't assault women and the gays with impunity"
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Sat October 08, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
A handy list of people that Republicans will claim will be freed by Biden pot possession pardon
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(AP News)
 
 
 
With unemployment levels below pre-pandemic rates, turns out the "jobs of last resort" aren't as popular as they used to be. Even when they give you guns and snazzy uniforms
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Thu October 06, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Peloton CEO says the company has 6 months left to prove itself. Keep pushing. Just one more hill. We're almost there. You can do it
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Sat October 01, 2022
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Many Americans are apparently apprehensive about sending hurricane relief donations to Florida. Possible concerns include money being spent on meth-fueled shark joyrides and enabling more forced immigrant airplane rides
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