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headlines found matching 'First responders'
Fri October 15, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Australian firefighters scour a neighborhood looking for a gas leak find a durian fruit instead. Andrew Zimmern says kill it with prejudice
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Tue October 12, 2021
(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Driver huffs compressed gas and levels porch two blocks from subby's home, who is somehow not involved, probably
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
The Tesla war against humanity continues
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
And here we have one story about two hikers rescued on Three Fingers Mountain after snow makes area only accessible by 4x4
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Sun October 10, 2021
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
And the man towards the back said, "_________", and it turned into an airline blitz. And the pilot was landing, everyone was shoving, passengers were jumping. Airline blitz, airline blitz, airline blitz
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Sat October 09, 2021
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
McDonald's will be offering free breakfast to teachers and staff starting Monday. Haven't they suffered enough?
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Thu October 07, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Suddenly, WOOD
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Tue October 05, 2021
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Swanky highrise evacuated due to A) sinking ground, B) flooding, C) meth lab
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Mon October 04, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're doing it wrong
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Fri October 01, 2021
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Firefighters do whatever it takes to serve the public, and if that means reading a book to a little girl to calm her down after a car crash, then so be it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The problem with Jon Stewart's new show is it's just not very funny
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Mon September 27, 2021
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Rioter from the 6th pleads three felonies down to a single misdemeanor, gets probation and community service
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Ohio covidiots plan to protest mask and vaccine mandates by blockading interstate highways with shiatty driving during Monday rush hour. Still unclear if anyone will notice any difference
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Sun September 26, 2021
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
The Empire Strikes Track
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Wed September 22, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Tales of a Fourth Grade Shooting
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Mon September 20, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
New film begins shooting in Newport News, VA. Wait, what do you mean it wasn't that kind of shooting? Again? Jesus
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Young man, pick yourself off the ground and evacuate before you succumb to the chlorine gas at the YMCA
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Tue September 14, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Remember when Paramount canceled the show Cops because its unquestioning embrace of authoritarian, fascist policing was getting a bit uncomfortable in the wake of George Floyd's murder? Well, Fox did the math and thinks those are selling points
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Mon September 13, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox News donates $1,000,000 of the $100,000,000,000 they made stoking the fears of Americans and getting thousands killed in Iraq. Bonus: At least $0.29 will go to Veterans who were injured fighting their wars for profit
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Sat September 11, 2021
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
It's time for the Federated Auto Parts 400, or the FAP 400 for short. 8:00 PM ET on NBCSN
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Dubya calls out domestic terrorists in somber 9/11 memorial speech
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Fri September 10, 2021
(KCRG)
 
 
 
Well, at least they won't have to travel far
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After 9/11, Steve Buscemi returned to his former NYC firehouse to volunteer. Since then, he has struggled with PTSD
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Thu September 09, 2021
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Despite vax or be axed (or test) more than a third of New York City's municipal workforce continues to stick it to the lib instead of getting sticked by the lib
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump is lying about what happened to him on 9/11
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Tue September 07, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Huge numbers of first responders refuse COVID vaccine. Pretend to be surprised or you're under arrest
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Sun September 05, 2021
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NY man gets the shaft
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Sat September 04, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
What IS it about guns that makes toddlers firing them accidentally FAR more accurate and deadly than people like cops who shoot them intentionally?
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Fri September 03, 2021
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Minnesota has $250 Million to give essential workers but can't figure out who's an essential worker or how to distribute the money
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(WILX Michigan)
 
 
 
Michigan Governor declares state of emergency due to hazardous fumes in sewer. Citizens asked to please respect the courtesy flush
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Thu September 02, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Jersey Shore, Toto
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Tue August 31, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just a quick heads up for those of you who might still be dealing with floodwaters in Louisiana: Watch out for alligators. Also, consider moving
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Mon August 30, 2021
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
If it keeps on rainin', levee's goin' to break. If it keeps on rainin', levee's goin' to break. When the levee breaks, I'll have no place to stay
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Tue August 24, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Ontario will have a brutal shortage of nurses, a shortage of brutal nurses, and brutally short nurses
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Sat August 21, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cancer sucks, it sucks even more when Al-Qaeda gives it to you: 9/11's cancer toll after 20 years is 24K cases and over 1,500 deaths
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Thu August 19, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
You'd think Blues Traveler would be better at traveling
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Man who threw random chemicals into the back of a garbage truck as it drove away unwittingly elects new Pope of dumbassery, is also now on the hook for a haz-mat cleanup
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Batwoman came from the Nine-Nine
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Mon August 16, 2021
(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
The pandemic may be raging, but at least you can still eat clams on Long Island
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Fri August 13, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Eight states account for over fifty percent of all Covid hospitalizations
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Thu August 12, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[LACoFD alert tones and dispatcher's voice from the 1970s] Emergency's Squad 51's paramedics Randy Mantooth and Kevin Tighe are co-producing a documentary to tell the story of today's paramedics. KMG365
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Fake fentanyl flailing filleted
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Wed August 04, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Suddenly, slab
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Mon August 02, 2021
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Today's "alcohol was a factor" story involves a wedding, a collision, a traffic jam, a spillway, a suspected affair, a dumbass, and of course a gun
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Mon July 26, 2021
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
What's up, dock?
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Sat July 24, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Chevy Bolt recalled for a problem that has no fix
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Wed July 21, 2021
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Fire breaks out at cannabis processing plant and for some reason the authorities want you to avoid the area
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Mon July 19, 2021
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Remember when hiking in Arizona to take plenty of water because replacement liver, kidneys don't come cheap
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Sat July 10, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Finally, a fire in California not caused by a gender reveal party
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Fri July 09, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
DeSantis is running
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Wed July 07, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida lawyer reprimanded for idiotic condo-collapse lawsuit
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Headline: Georgia man killed in tragic fireworks accident. Article: "The victim was holding the launch tube over his head when this tragic accident occurred"
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Tue July 06, 2021
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Independence Day parade stops to save a man's life
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Mon July 05, 2021
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Woman upset over how first responders treated her husband. How bad could it be? Oh my
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Fri July 02, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Fire District building damaged in fire. First responders were prompt, embarrassed
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Thu June 24, 2021
(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
News copters assist in swamp rescue by backing off
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Sun June 20, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
As electric vehicles increase in number, availability, firefighters learn they're real problems when they catch fire
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