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Tue September 27, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
"ARTAX...NOOOOOOOOO." Oh wait
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Sun September 25, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Fire breaks out at world's biggest produce market in Paris. Cheese-eating surrender monkeys are ok
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Fri September 16, 2022
(WMDT Maryland)
 
 
 
Father of the year candidate attempts to solve maintenance problem by committing arson. With his daughter in the house
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Huge inferno engulfs skyscraper in China with people 'trapped' as terrifying footage emerges from inside building (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed September 14, 2022
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Can I get a large to go? Extra cheese. Extra bricks. Extra dust
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
'Zombie' trees are trees that look alive on the outside but are totally dead on the inside. Just like many Gen Z'ers
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Tue September 13, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Merde c'est à nouveau en feu, yo
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Mon September 12, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man dead after shooting near Seattle's Denny Triangle. Particle Man wanted for questioning
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Sun September 11, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Never forget 9/11. Subby never forgets his good friend Evan
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Fri September 09, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Wildfires burn their own weather
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Mon September 05, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you are talking about so here is a cow with its head stuck in a tree
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Sun August 28, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Evicted tenant sets fire to building to lure people out so he can shoot them. The Aristocrats
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(Cole and Marmalade)
 
 
 
All subby ever gets from the ATM is cash
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Sat August 27, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman trapped in bathroom wrote a farewell note flushed with embarrassment
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Thu August 25, 2022
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
The UXBs of Madison County
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Two injured in multi-vehicle crash in Phoenix. Fortunately, someone was on the scene immediately asking the important questions
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Wed August 24, 2022
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
The Oregon Trail strikes again
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Tue August 23, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The Bourne Nemesis: Park & Ride
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Mon August 22, 2022
(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
On the plus side, the house now has plenty of natural light
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Old guy avoids the farmers market and yet still manages to accidentally drive into hipster food vendor locale
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Sun August 21, 2022
(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
Caffe Nero burns. Let me play my tiny fiddle
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Wed August 17, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If the train you're on is suddenly surrounded by a wildfire, stay on the train and wait for the driver to reverse out of the fire. Don't break the windows and jump out only to realize you were better off on board
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Fri August 12, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Bank robber in Rome caught when tunnel he was digging collapses. Apparently his ancestors never passed on all that helpful information about the arch
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Thu August 11, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Anne Heche had a very good reason for speeding before her crash
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This year's Bordeaux vintage will have extra-heavy hints of smoke, desolation
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Wed August 10, 2022
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Yeah, no shiat
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Tue August 09, 2022
(Firehouse)
 
 
 
The engine flooded
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Mon August 08, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Anne Heche in a coma - I know, I know it's serious
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Fri August 05, 2022
(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
Family sets off model rocket on baseball field. And judging by the pictures, it looks like something went wrong
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Wed August 03, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
11 injured as large fire breaks out at warehouse outside Moscow. Polonium not suspected. Yet
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Wealthy Hamptons residents are being asked not to water their lawns so much due to a drought and an ensuing water shortage. This will go over well
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Tue August 02, 2022
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida man in the storm drain wants Mountain Dew and privacy
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Fri July 29, 2022
(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
Humboldt Smokehouse goes up in smoke. With video goodness
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Wed July 27, 2022
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Flipper is pissed and not going to take it anymore
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(Hudson Valley Post)
 
 
 
Cat gets stuck inside a claw game. Unknown how many quarters used to free him
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Tue July 26, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Oak Fire becomes California's largest wildfire of 2022. Marshmallow sales soar while graham crackers and chocolate surprisingly remain unaffected
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Not the best time to take your Yosemite vacation
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Mon July 25, 2022
(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
Unexploded ordinance from WW1 turning a Slovenian wildfire into WW3
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Sun July 24, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hero farmer draws battle lines with raging wildfire to save neighbor's house during heatwave. He barley gave it a second thought with his crop
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Day 151 of WW3: Russia says it targeted military boat in Odesa with high-precision missiles. Zelenskyy says Russia's attacks on port "barbarism", says "destroyed the very possibility" of reaching any deals. It's your Sunday Ukraine war discussion
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"From the depths of Hell I stab at thee"
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Thu July 21, 2022
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When setting fire to the house you just robbed make sure you are on the outside
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Dutch reforestation company starts a side business in deforestation
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
London's firefighters slammed in 'busiest day since World War II' because of heatwave. In related news: Maybe London needs to start recruiting new firefighters, the ones they have must be pretty old
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Tue July 19, 2022
(East Idaho News)
 
 
 
Mynd you, møøse fires Kan be pretti nasti
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Mon July 18, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"To all who enter this happy place... open your wallets." - Anaheim City Council (whose mayor resigned a month ago due to a Federal bribery investigation)
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
It's a die heat
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Thu July 14, 2022
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Usually, cats go full ATM without problems
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Wed July 13, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Yosemite National Park rangers, who have been raking the forest for decades, the sequoias there survived pretty much unscathed, according to Dickman
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Loads of skydivers meet up for a jump. Difficulty: from two separate flaming planes after mid-air collision
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Santa-in-Training gets stuck in a pipe while trying to enter a Little Caesar's. Break-in Break-in
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Tue July 12, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Just picture a 45 RPM record of 'Under the Boardwalk' played at 33 1/3
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Sun July 10, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
There once was a man on Nantucket...when it came to fire safety he said...well you can assume the rest
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Fri July 08, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
Horse unstable
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Wed July 06, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Just let your hardhat fall bro
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Tue July 05, 2022
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida man cleans up the trash from his recently fired fireworks then puts them safely in a cardboard box in his garage and goes to bed
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Mon July 04, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Dog having a ruff day
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Thu June 30, 2022
(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
Should have put it out when it was just sizzling ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Wed June 29, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
You might think living across the street from a Fire Station is a big pain in the ass with the sirens all night, and dalmatians, and drills even when there's no emergency, but not when your house is on fire
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Tue June 28, 2022
(You holler)
 
 
 
"The same U-haul truck was involved in a vehicle fire the day before"
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Fri June 24, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Llama drama
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
We would've gotten away with it and ascended if it wasn't for those meddling firefighters
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Wed June 22, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Our house, next to the sinkhole in our street
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Tue June 21, 2022
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Ren and Stumpy celebrate the 4th of July early
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Mon June 20, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
100-year-old Texas church burns to the ground -- except for a single cross that's left standing in amongst the smoldering ruin. Which is obviously a sign that...um...God hated that particular church but liked that cross? I guess? Just give it to him
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Sat June 18, 2022
(EarthSky)
 
 
 
Fire reached the Kitt Peak observatory complex yesterday. Damage report, webcams unavailable
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Smoking can be hazardous to your health, especially if you're using an oxygen generator
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(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
Firefighting boat has two jobs: be a boat, and fight fires. Officials are now investigating why it caught fire and sank
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Wed June 15, 2022
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Remember that gas station that accidentally charged 69 cents a gallon last week? They've fixed the glitch
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Tue June 14, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Tesla wrecked three weeks ago continues to reignite in junkyard, Stephen King considering revision to Firestarter
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
I guess that's why they call them boomers. Explosion and fire at elder care facility. P.S.: it woke subby up from over a mile away at 3:40 AM
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Mon June 13, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Chickenshiat vaccinated candidate backs out of NY Gov. primary GOP debate to appeal to unvaccinated chickenshiat base
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Sat June 11, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Want a backbreaking job working in extreme heat, for very low pay, with no housing and the chance to die? Well just submit your application, and we'll get back to you eventually, and in just eight months you can start fighting fires
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Property owner killed, three firefighters injured after fireworks explosion. All right, move on... Nothing to see here. Please disperse
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Thu June 09, 2022
(paNOW)
 
 
 
It would appear that hamburgler has moved on from petty theft
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Mon June 06, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
People walking. Railroad tracks. On a bridge. Quiet train. You know the rest
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Fri June 03, 2022
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
It's the time of year when ducklings spend more time in storm drains than the clown from 'IT'
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Final Destination 6: Florida edition
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