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Tue July 17, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I hates that rassa-frackin' no-good fire
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I hates that rassa-frackin' no-good fire
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Sun July 15, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
I used to be a California firefighter... until I took an arrow to the knee, hip, shoulder, lower back, and middle finger
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Either the house is getting smaller, or Leon is getting LAAAAARGER
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Thu July 12, 2018
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
"Neither firefighters nor police said why or how the man was in the sewer"
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Sat July 07, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
18 fire departments + several thousand people + a shiatload of water balloons + 1 parade = far too much awesomeness
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
35 firefighters struggle to contain fire on Magilligan beach. One wonders if they have enough water to put it out
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"So what did you do this summer?" "I went to the beach." "I went camping." "I paddleboarded from Cuba to the Florida Keys"
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Wed June 27, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Unprecedented" fire raging in northern England prompts evacuation of dozens of homes. And also, according to the pic in the article, it looks like the gates of hell have opened in the UK
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Tour bus takes visiting foreign VIPs to great views of Yukon River valley from top of Dawson City's Midnight Dome. Aaand then it catches fire: "When it's hot, the sun's right, for lack of a better word, the air mixture is right - it does happen"
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Tue June 26, 2018
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Firefighters lend hose to family using kitchen pots to fill pool on boy's birthday
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
*Clicks link about people shot at a retirement home in California* "Look at that video of a bear escaping a car"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
On-duty black firefighter conducting safety inspections in uniform with fire truck. You already know what happens next
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Thu June 21, 2018
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Bear the ESD-sniffing dog, famous for helping bust Subway's Jared in Indiana, has moved to Seattle to continue his work. "Bear, like any true veteran police officer, only works when he knows he's getting paid. So in Bear's case, payment is food"
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Akron Firefighters use firehouse to lay some hose
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Thu June 14, 2018
(WIBX 950 Utica)
 
 
 
Sex, porn, masturbation and "sword fights" with the chief - there's never a dull moment at this Upstate New York fire house
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
What drunk person hasn't thought driving a fire truck would be awesome?
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Tue June 12, 2018
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Firefighters called to rescue 180-pound Saint Bernard stuck on roof. First responders happy to free dog, get those barrels of brandy off of their necks
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Wed June 06, 2018
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Tired of rescuing cats and ducks, firefighters deploy ladder truck to save stranded dog. It is unclear how the dog got on the roof. It's not news, it's bark
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Tue June 05, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Sailors were known to have "a bride in every harbor." For firefighters, that sort of behavior doesn't work out that well
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
"911, what is your emergency?" "The godamned fire truck was leaving the station, and it just ran me over. WTF?"
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Mon June 04, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Legalize. Regulate. Tax
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Mon May 28, 2018
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Off-duty DC firefighters rescue man with critical injuries from PG County water crash. Later tonight, off-duty firefighters rescue really attractive woman from R County
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
"And then that fueled the second bee hive to attack so he kind of got caught in a cross fire, a perfect little storm of bees"
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Volunteer firefighter set fire to two-story building because he wanted to respond to a fire call
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Tue May 22, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Pigeon CPR is now a thing after firefighters brought three birds back to life
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Firefighters receive training in the latest techniques for removing butt plugs and penis rings. *YOINK* (Not safe for work image)
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
"Marlins Man" sues KC Royals for disability discrimination, doesn't realize there's no reasonable accommodation for being a Marlins fan
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Mon May 14, 2018
(WTOC Savannah)
 
 
 
"Did you know it was illegal to touch an alligator?" Attention whore in chicken suit: "Yes and no"
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Fri May 11, 2018
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Firefighters rescue 3-year-old from inside a claw machine at laundromat. It took 46 attempts and $92
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
Anybody can rescue a cat stuck in a tree. It takes a special kind of firefighter to rescue a cow stuck in a tree
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
If your garage catches fire and police manage to save seven dogs, you might live in Indiana
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Lowell Sun)
 
 
 
Mass casualty response triggered and school evacuated after student mentions the b-word during discussion of genetics
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Fri May 04, 2018
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Plumber uses torch for repairs. Whatever could possibly go $300,000 worth of wrong?
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Thu April 26, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for felony B&E at hospital claims she wasn't trying to steal newborns from neonatal units, just hand-deliver first baby bibles to babies. But crazy eyes don't lie
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Firefighter catches infant thrown from balcony, is immediately signed to three-year deal with Cleveland Browns
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Delta flight to Florida blows tire. Hey, we all have our kinks
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Chron)
 
 
 
Space heater catches fire at elderly man's home in SE Houston. "Bite my shiny metal ass' found written on a wall of the house
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Fri April 13, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
News: Suspected white supremacist blows himself up making ISIS style bombs in Wisconsin. Fark: He had so many explosives in his apartment firefighters decided it was safer to just let the entire 16 unit building burn down
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Overturned tanker trucks, airplanes, a six-storey building made out of shipping containers. How firefighters train for the nightmare blazes
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Remember, if you have an extra baby you don't need, just return the kid to your local "baby box." Much easier than getting refunds from condom vending machines for defective products
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Danish silo implosion failure: not just my Scandinavian metal cover band's name
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Sun April 08, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Apparently Trump prefers tenants who don't die in fires
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Sat April 07, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Four alarm metaphor breaks out at Trump Tower in NYC
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Of all the things a firefighter costume should not be recalled for, being a fire hazard tops the list
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Thu March 22, 2018
(KSLA Shreveport)
 
 
 
Mayor of Sulphur, LA skims Fark link about small town in New Jersey, decides to reroute traffic to cut down on congestion of street. Fark: Using Police, Firefighters and utilities employees
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I just broke up with my ex and burned everything that reminded me of her. Long story short, if you've never been to the Metro Hotel in Dublin it's too late now
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