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Sun January 23, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers is now immunized from the Super Bowl
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Sat January 22, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
It's only January and already the fire season has started in California
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Feel good story to balance the hellscape we live in: boys caught on video busting into house to rescue trapped dogs
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Fri January 21, 2022
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Bright fireball sighted over the state of Wisconsin. No word if the local residents rushed to look for bottles of cinnamon whisky on the ground under the flight path
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Apparently, firing randomly into a crowd and killing an eight-year-old girl is a fireable offense, even for cops. Who knew?
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Boom goes the dynamite
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Thu January 20, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Fire up the "Sir, this an Arby's jokes"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco police shoot and kill gunman dual-wielding firearms at BART. Gunman failed to kill anyone due to the -2 to hit penalty. Shorts remain uneaten
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Wed January 19, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas decides that the "controlled" part of "controlled burn" is optional
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas decides that the "controlled" part of "controlled burn" is optional
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Firefox's telemetry system, which was meant to find browser breaking issues, triggers a browser breaking issue
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Tue January 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When a matchmaking service can't find you a partner, don't immolate yourself with gasoline. Use Tinder instead
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fire spitter
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Pooh killed in ambush shooting. Police to shake down Hundred Acre Wood for the usual suspects
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(Literary Hub)
 
 
 
"Starving Artist Knifed to Death in Village Room," "Artist Dies for Her Cat in Fire," "Artist Dies In Developing Tank," "GIVES HIS BODY FOR DOG MEAT." The cheery obituary clippings from the archives of the Metropolitan Museum of Art
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Chiefs run out of fireworks to celebrate touchdowns, so KC Royals offer to lend a paw
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Mon January 17, 2022
(Today)
 
 
 
Read this article about a dog who survived a wildfire, blizzard, & four months alone. It's impossible to put down
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Our latest Mad-Libs headline comes from Europe: Horses jump through bonfires in Spanish purification ceremony
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Sun January 16, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The great whiskey fire of 1875 didn't kill any Irishmen. It was the the booze they scooped from the manure strewn streets what did them in
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Sat January 15, 2022
(US Fed)
 
 
 
Under the Dodd-Frank act, the Fed is legally required to release the names of the banks and the amounts they borrowed. Transaction data is released with a two-year lag, so we now get to see the names when the printers were fired up in late 2019
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(WTOL 11)
 
 
 
Farmer's market destroyed by fire. Sure, that's what the old man in the totaled LeSabre wants you to believe
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Eleven alarm chemical fire currently improving Passaic, New Jersey
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Fri January 14, 2022
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Bungling Scots firebug goes to hair salon, not to get a haircut but to firebomb it, ends up getting a scorched haircut
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1969, an explosion rocked the USS Enterprise, causing significant damage that might have threatened the ship had Kirk not ripped off his shirt and fought it hand-to-hand
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Thu January 13, 2022
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Man rides electric bicycle up to speed camera in the snow, fires multiple shots at it and misses every single one
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Architects pushing to build a 52-story building with only one staircase, fire hazard be damned
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Wed January 12, 2022
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Don't you think we should ask for *more* than a million dollars? A million dollars isn't exactly a lot of money these days. Okay then, we are suing the Bronx tower owners for one billion dollars over the fire that killed 17 people
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Juggydancesquad returns to playstation, still sucks
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Dad bods. New hotness? Mom bods
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Christmas tree kills 12 as War on Christmas takes a startling turn
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Christmas tree kills 12 as War on Christmas takes a startling turn
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Tue January 11, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FedHead Powell testifies now that they've let cheap money inflation out of the burning barn and it's running free, flanks glistening in the warm winter sun, he's ready to turn all the fire hoses in the dept. on what's still standing
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Key West bartender cracks case of Southernmost Point landmark set on fire New Year's Eve, by reviewing security footage of two dirtbags who failed to tip him while getting shot down by every woman in the bar. Elmore Leonard film treatment forthcoming
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Article: "Cat bites person to alert them of a fire." Cat: "Wait, there was a fire?"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
What were the first three mistakes you had when buying your car? 1) "1996", 2) "Pontiac", and 3) "Firebird" pretty much cover all the bases
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
LA times columnist catching a ratio for mocking anti-vaxxer deaths but not being as funny as we are
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Greetings from the frozen North, where your hostess is curled up in front of the fire with her hot cocoa, second-guessing her Spring seed order. How are things in your neck of the woods? Come tell us in your Fark Gardening thread for 1/10/21
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Mon January 10, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
8-year-old girl, who suffers from VACTRL syndrome, asked soccer star Kylian Mbappe via a video to stay with Paris Saint-Germain. Some people have a problem with that. Kylian Mbappe has a problem with those people
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Arby's concocts a spicy chicken sandwich that might live up to its name
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bad news, rest of NFC North: Bears fire Matt Nagy (expected) and Ryan Pace (bit of a surprise). Good news, rest of NFC North: Bears will select their next head coach and general manager soon and you know how that goes
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Demi Lovato celebrates leaving rehab by doing something that might get you put into rehab in the first place (pics)
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Sun January 09, 2022
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Horror in the Bronx
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Horror in the Bronx
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Sat January 08, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Waiting for it to freeze over isn't an option
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Fire hydrants are ugly, but they serve an important purpose. Please don't let your landscaping grow over them
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Deputies rescue woman from fiery crash ... and it's all caught on camera in unbelievable video goodness (warning: graphic images and explicit language)
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Cold weather creates hazards like black ice, frozen pipes, and boats catching on fire in Missouri. Wait, what?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Power goes out in the winter and you want to start your gas fireplace for heat? Not so fast, new NY homeowners
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Fri January 07, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Survey finds 76 percent of voters believe that lawmakers and their spouses have an "unfair advantage" in the stock market. Conversely, 100% of lawmakers will refuse to support any ban on trading stocks while in office
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Five year old playing with a lighter may have caused Philadelphia fire that killed 12
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The Commodore 64 was unveiled 40 years ago today at the Consumer Electronics Show. It will be forever remembered in the second season of "Halt and Catch Fire"
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Thu January 06, 2022
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Congrats on your new restaurant; too bad the Marshall Fire attended the grand opening
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Scientists explore great balls of fire, or at least great balls warmed up by nanoparticles, as a male contraceptive
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Not news: Fan Googling whether two players with the same name are related. News: Screwing up that fact as an announcer. Fark: Saying player "pulled that trigger" like his Dad, who served time in jail for a shooting, and died by gunfire later
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Bears coach Matt Nagy says he has not been fired. This is not a repeat from November 23rd
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(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
David Culley should be fired
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(WWMT Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Ferrets, kangaroo killed in Michigan barn fire. Wait, what?
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Wed January 05, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
shiat's literally on fire, Yo
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(AP News)
 
 
 
I'm not sure I like this new Dark Borat movie
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(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
CNN fired Chris Cuomo for acting as an advisor to an elected official during his anchor position. Will Fox have the same integrity with Lumpy? No
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
George Floyd's baby niece shot. In targeted attack. And her father has to drive her to the hospital because it took four hours for police and fire to show up and do nothing
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Tue January 04, 2022
(CNBC's Grow)
 
 
 
To celebrate the new year, it's time for CNBC passing off a FIRE ad as "journalism". In this ad, a 29-year-old claims to make $19,000 a month in passive income
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Mon January 03, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
State of Emergency declared in . . . Cosmopolis? That can't be a real city, that's what you name a Sim City save game right before you unleash the disasters
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Southeast poised for Omicron firestorm, promises to be hell on Earth with few safeguards in place. So, no change then
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Unofficial Boulder, Colorado wildfire fundraiser mistakenly sends $250,000 to Boulder, Utah
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Who the fark sides with the fire?
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(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Lack of safe sects being investigated as possible cause of the burning sensation known as the Marshall Fire
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(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Lack of safe sects being investigated as possible cause of the burning sensation known as the Marshall Fire
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Man tells how owl saved him from blizzard in Montana wilderness. YA RLY
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Sun January 02, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
2022 is just getting started
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Apparently, the Longhorn football team isn't the only dumpster fire in Austin
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Arsonist sets 22 cars on fire as he gets closer to finding subby's
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Arsonist sets 22 cars on fire as he gets closer to finding subby's
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arson reported, only 90 miles from Cuba
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Investigators believe the incident is likely related to celebratory gunfire. "The old saying is 'what goes up gotta come down'," said Lyons
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Sat January 01, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The media is really looking hard for any kind of positive results from 2021
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Full-scale lab testing shows how ember storms attack houses during wildfires. Why yes, there is video
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
China butthurt that even Walmart is against slavery. The trick is to get right up to the line of slavery, but not technically cross it
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man yammering about Covid vaccines decides to set himself on fire in front of diners
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cats have mastered fire, the end is meow
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Fri December 31, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you just updated Firefox on Linux and now fullscreen video performance sucks, you may want to check out if compositing for Webrender is still set for Software mode
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Drone footage shows devastation of the Marshall fire in Colorado
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trolling is an art
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Iceland is famous for its NYE fireworks, which stretch from horizon to horizon, and as it approaches midnight GMT, turn into something close to what WW III might look like. LGT live feed that will only get crazier as the night goes on
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Colorado wildfires are headed for plant life that has been growing in plutonium-contaminated soil
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ohio father stands his ground in his garage by killing his 16-year-old daughter
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Thu December 30, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's wind and fire season in Colorado
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A bit of a fire going on in Boulder, Colorado
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
"Hey, Granny. Can we have a look at your Ring doorbell footage since some guy was shot in front of your house?" ... "Sure, here, have a look, I hate crime in this neighborhood...Oh, my. That's my grandson there with the gun" (Tag for the grandson)
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
We've had one, yes, but what about second Old Parliament House fire?
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Las Vegas decides to host 300,000 people for New Years' Eve fireworks show. Call your bookie today and place bets on the over/under for Covid infections
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
After taking a firearms business name far too literally, this Montana man used a stolen construction excavator to break in
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Wed December 29, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
CEO of investment firm that fires thousands to enrich shareholders gets $1.2 billion golden parachute, we cool. Dr Fauci gets a mid-six figure pension? THAT'S SOCIALISM
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You're supposed to light the candles after people die not before
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Denver gunman who killed five in shooting rampage knew victims. Subby has been staying safe for decades by not knowing people
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Sandwich toasted
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
"Black Hawk Down" helicopter pilot, GQP US Senate candidate Mike Durant claims Biden's COVID vaccine mandate could force him to fire 80 of his employees. Sounds like a great start
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Zimbabwe man pulls 8 people out of burning bus
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Tue December 28, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Junta said / They killed some fighters / But actually it was 35 civilians, including two new fathers who worked for Save the Children, plus some actual children, so fark a rhyme scheme, honestly / Burma graves
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
CEO fired for visiting strip clubs...wait...check that...for making employees visit strip clubs
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Mon December 27, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Men Charged with plotting to kidnap Governor Whitmer: we didn't WANT to kidnap Governor Whitmer, but the undercover FBI informant just kept badgering us until we agreed to do it. What else were we supposed to do? Tell on him to the cops or something?
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Let's reminisce how Florida entertained us with its craziest stories over 2021. What will 2022 bring us?
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
When Yankees legend, and at the time, Rangers head coach Billy Martin got fired because the Rangers didn't play John Denver's "Thank God I'm a Country Boy"
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man arrested after setting plastic wreaths on fire, "trying to save the earth" on Christmas Eve. State Fire Marshal says, "This desecration at Cedar Lawn Memorial Park is morally wrong." Oh yeah, this is Fark so they were cemetery wreaths
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Sun December 26, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sure, let's sell fireworks in the supermarket. I'm sure nobody will be silly enough to light em' up
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
School shooting suspect out on bail...no, I'm not kidding...anyways, school shooting suspect out on bail is back in jail after violating bail conditions
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Sat December 25, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, a trooper was fired for being a plague-bearer mouse
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's a Christmas miracle. 10 years and 10 billion dollars over original estimates the James Webb Space telescope finally launches. Or it will blow up and be the most expensive fireworks show ever. Launch at 7:20 AM ET, coverage starts at 6 AM
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Fri December 24, 2021
(Canton Repository)
 
 
 
Dover's absent mayor returns so that he can fire the three employees who testified against him
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The Towering In-ferry-no
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Wayne LaPierre made the bold move of lying under oath and his misfire may cost the NRA everything
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Thu December 23, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
LAPD ruin Christmas for the family of a 14-year-old girl forever
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Man fired from job because he refused getting COVID vaccination, claims his cancer makes him vulnerable to vaccine side effects
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian protesters try to burn down Parliament House, choose the wrong one. Crikey, how many Parliament Houses does one country need?
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(WMCTV)
 
 
 
Turns out key evidence in the West Memphis Three case wasn't so much "destroyed in a fire" as it was "well catalogued at the police station" the entire time
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Massive pileup involving 100 vehicles closes I-94, proving Wisconsin citizens can totally drive in Winter
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Fire breaks out at ExxonMobil's Baytown refinery. No major injuries except for prices at the pump just in time for Christmas weekend
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Blowback is the backfire setback that cutbacks the camel's back to the wall, so get back, Honky Cat
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Somewhere, Alanis Morissette just had an orgasm
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(WNEM Saginaw)
 
 
 
Someone ordered the porterhouse well done at Lula's Restaurant
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Wed December 22, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Eight fire departments responded to a massive blaze at the Sillycow Farms Company, but the hot chocolate business could not be saved. Total loss. Hot cocoa sampler gift box supply chain destroyed
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Tue December 21, 2021
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Brilliant thief decides that the best thing to steal is a fire engine. He finds out that it isn't the best vehicle for a pursuit in terms of performance and visibility
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Hans Trapp - the legendary cannibalistic knight who now helps St Nick after God smote him in the head with a lightning bolt. No wonder the other Von Trapps didn't let him join the choir
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Man once convicted of arson named acting chief of Metro East fire department
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Man once convicted of arson named acting chief of Metro East fire department
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That CEO who fired 900 people on a zoom call and violated US law by giving them zero notice and only 4 weeks severance was FORCED to do it that way by his board. Had it been up to HIM those employees would have only gotten ONE week's severance
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Mon December 20, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
The absolute state of America: car backfire starts active shooter panic at theater
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
'Tis the season to be joyous and jolly. To roast chestnuts over an open fire. To share a kiss under the mistletoe. But especially, to revisit the abomination that is NewSong's "Christmas Shoes". (As regaled by Patton Oswalt. Warning: NSFW)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Real Life Ambience promises "1 Hour of fire sounds for the whole family." And considering the last 2 years, "Fall asleep to the sounds of the world around us," is no idle boast. Forget that dull video of crackling logs. This is us in 2021
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Sun December 19, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not news: Covdiot Colorado County Commissioner plans firework display in severe drought. News: Constituent points out stupid idea on Twitter. Fark: Gets blocked. Total Fark: Show sparks wildfire. Ultra Fark: all 3 shows burn at the same time
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Fire sale at QVC distribution center
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Fri December 17, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
Could I BE any more fired for racism?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Inside the Urban Meyer Jaguars, the only Jacksonville dumpster fire not started by a Molotov Cocktail
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Most times, a mobile dog groomer will come to your house and groom your dog in his van without a fire breaking out that kills your dog and almost kills him. Most times
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Gävlebocken has burned, breaking a four year survival streak
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Bar fires server for refusing to come to work with Covid symptoms
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Medical experts confirm that the 10 people who died from being crushed at Travis' Scotts' music festival died from being crushed at Travis Scotts' music festival
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(CNN)
 
 
 
One time the Hero tag doesn't come close to being enough
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Thu December 16, 2021
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
US Navy rescues 5 Iranian fisherman whose traditional dhow caught fire and exploded in an effort to hide the $14 million in drugs they were smuggling
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Christmas Tradition: Santa on fire engine. Christmas Trauma: SANTA ON FIRE
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's the drummer of Tool playing Jimi Hendrix' "Fire" at a college basketball game
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida science teacher fired for teaching science the Florida way
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
No one would be surprised if the Jacksonville Jaguars legal team is checking the "for cause" section of Urban Meyer's contract right about now. UPDATE: He's been fired
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Wed December 15, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
All of the cars that died in 2021 not including yours
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Coinbase users think they've struck it rich, forget it's Coinbase software telling them that. I'm beginning to think Coinbase needs to fire the 12 year old devs writing all their software
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia: The "entire Muslim world" will recognize Israel if it withdraws settlements to the 1967 cease-fire line between Israel and Jordan to make way for a Palestinian state. Tag is for all sides involved
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Tue December 14, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Penn Station is literally a dumpster fire
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(CNN)
 
 
 
When S.D. Gov. Kristi Noem's intervention on behalf of her daughter didn't work, the offending state employee was fired for completely unrelated reasons
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For some strange reason, Fox News hasn't yet aired anything about how several of its anchors, including Hannity and Ingraham, were texting key players on Insurrection Day. To be fair, though, Pine-11 coverage *is* taking up a lot of network resources
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Once again for the non-academics: when a fuel truck overturns and catches fire, trying to steal the leaking gas is a really bad idea
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Pantsless, pierced, urine-soaked and in full view of fast food workers is no way to go through life, fire captain
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(Art News)
 
 
 
Controversial plans at Notre Dame to revamp spire, straighten up hunchback
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Mon December 13, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Wallace defects, Cuomo got fired and Maddow is considering a better gig. So this means that job openings are piling up in journalism. This may surprise the quarter of the people in American newsrooms that have been laid off since 2008
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(Motorious)
 
 
 
National Corvette Museum: 2014 Sinkhole, 2021 Fire Tornado
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Apparently, it's President Biden's fault a crazy homeless man set fire to the Christmas tree outside Fox News' studios (w/video)
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
From flashing fireflies to cheering crowds, physicists believe they've unlocked secret to synchronization but as yet cannot explain simulposts
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Alibaba employee accuses supervisor of rape, takes her accusations public, and is surprised to see the company's zero tolerance policy in action. ALIBABA: You're fired. FARK: To the accuser
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Sun December 12, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The unnecessary remake of West Side Story proves a misfire, banking the #1 spot with a paltry $10 million, barely edging out Encanto's $9.4 million. Ghostbusters: Afterlife holds onto nostalgia cash at #3 with $6 million as Dune fumbles to #9
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Sure, today we'll just use them to fight wildfires, but we all know this leads to Skynet
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Sat December 11, 2021
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
The internet's on fire, yo
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(Ebaum's World)
 
 
 
Sears decides to jump on the fire employees via Zoom bandwagon
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Fri December 10, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The fake slide is dead. Long live the fake slide
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Funeral planner for Bob Dole fired over involvement in the January 6 terrorist attack on Democracy. Oops
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fox News contributor claims burning of network's Christmas tree is less bonsai, more banzai
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Thu December 09, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
First "Firefly," now this
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Network executives threatened to fire two Friends cast members during salary negotiations, claiming that they could do a hit show with just four, and later going on to prove they could even achieve that with just Joey
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(SILive)
 
 
 
Fired for being unvaccinated in NYC? Don't count on unemployment benefits. In related news, Staten Island's local economy to collapse
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox Square All-American Christmas Tree® arsonist released on no bail. Suspect denies involvement. Fox News blames Santifa
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The father and son who allegedly sparked the Caldor Fire together get arrested for reckless arson together. Still no arrests in the Bradlees or Sears fires
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(Vice)
 
 
 
If you had Russian zombie fires on your 2021 bingo card, it's time to collect your prize
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Wed December 08, 2021
(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Train taps tipsy traveler's transport
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
War on Christmas spreads to west coast; rap battles soon to follow
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
This implies there is a happier and more thoughtful way to mass fire a bunch of people
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AOC: *reasonable statement* White House reporter: Let's pretend AOC said something she didn't. White House: *smokebomb*
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Afghan refugees flee land of gunfire, find new homes in land of gunfire-plus-lake-effect-snow
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
War on Christmas has started outside Fox News
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Not news: Australia is on fire. Again
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Tue December 07, 2021
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
KFC brings back its Fried Chicken scented firelog. Wait. There's been a Fried Chicken scented firelog?
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
God Jr. fails to make a chicken
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The cake is a lie, and so is the Christmas tree shortage
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Mon December 06, 2021
(Summit Daily)
 
 
 
Pile burning scheduled for this week. Subby hopes it's out by then
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Some Farker will say the real crime wasn't stealing a car, burglary, stealing a rifle, arson or murder, but the Coors Light
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The World is burning, and the Associated Press was there. Maybe they caused it?
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by lithium ion batteries' electrolyte fires, boffins invent a sodium-sulfur battery where everything is flammable
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Sun December 05, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Brady fired for leading inept offense
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Massage results in unhappy ending for Mall of New Hampshire
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Sat December 04, 2021
(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
"Likely science experiment gone wrong starts fire at Tokyo university" and nation goes on kaiju alert
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(CleanTechnica)
 
 
 
HOAs, EVs, and innumeracy. Looks like we hit the triple point of bad risk assessment
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(Some Smoke on the Water)
 
 
 
50 years ago today, some stupid with a flare gun burned a casino to the ground
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Christmas traditions in America: decorating a tree, putting peppermint in everything, the annual burning of the Yule mosque
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Fri December 03, 2021
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Like wine? Like igloos? Like to sit by the fire? Wait. Back up
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yet another BMW gets its windows smashed out by firefighters after its owner parked in front of a fire hydrant. I guess BMW stand for Break Mofo's Windows
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
DeWalt wireless earphones are this year's hottest Christmas gift
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Fire....how does it work?
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Thu December 02, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Antonio Brown will have three weeks off to lament his decision to not properly pay the personal chef who tipped off everyone to this story
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In today's wildfire news, Denton is NOT the home of happiness
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(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
Planned burning of "explicit" books from school library at School Committee meeting has to be called off after Sheriff and Fire Marshal point out that fire code doesn't allow it. Welcome to the Fundamentalist Caliphate of Virginia, folks
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
CHP fires red turtle shells at aspiring YouTube star racing Go-Kart down Hollywood Freeway; "zero social media content is worth putting your life or others in danger"
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
"Explosion Rocks Home, Sparks Fire Overnight In Cypress Hills; 6 People Hurt" - How many people are in that band?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you have $35 M, your home could be your castle - complete with moat, 12 fireplaces, jacuzzi with a water fall, and the remnants of a zoo
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Wed December 01, 2021
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Oxford High School students escaped out a window when they suspected the shooter was pulling a reverse "How do you do, fellow kids?"
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
South Carolina gun shop owner placed a replica Glock BB gun among real firearms in the store with the intent of pranking one of his employees. You don't need to be Alec Baldwin to guess what could possibly go wrong
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Might as well cue up the inevitable follow-up article on the employee being fired about a week from now
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Woman, four and a half months pregnant, rushes up to house, bangs on front door, awakens man inside, yelling: A) "You said you were sterile;" B) "Jesus is the Daddy;" or C) "Your house is on fire?". Sadly it's C but would have loved for it to be A or B
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Lizard surveys the battlefield before raining hellfire upon its enemy the cat
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
What would it take to get fired as a cop? If you guessed "recorded on body camera shooting and killing a guy in a wheelchair," congratulations, I guess
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Tue November 30, 2021
(WSPA)
 
 
 
I laughed, my wife laughed, the toaster laughed. I shot the toaster, the toaster shot back
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The U.S. government is wasting billions on wildfire policy that doesn't work when they could simply be purchasing a brand new rake for every citizen and mandating a couple of hours each week spent in the closest forest
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Come one, come all It's time for the annual Pirates fire sale. Who will get to move up to an actual MLB team?
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Fire crew rescues puppy from beneath floor boards in Iowa (w/ unsolicited deck pic)
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Mon November 29, 2021
(Big Think)
 
 
 
Only the brightest, most extreme galaxies of all had ever been seen prior to the completion of reionization. And then ALMA came along, scooping a surefire James Webb discovery
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
"THE WEDDING HALL IS ON FIRE" "Quiet, can't you see I'm eating?"
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(NFL)
 
 
 
49ers plan to trade Jimmy Garoppolo, start Trey Lance in 2022, fire Kyle Shanahan in 2023
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Automotive CEO pledges to keep "leadership position" in EVs despite frequent fires, multibillion dollar recalls, and production stoppages
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"I'm going to be saving lives and they're going to be lying"
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Sun November 28, 2021
(WLOS 13 Asheville)
 
 
 
Mount Pilot is on fire. Mayberry FD is responding
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
James Harden messed around, got a triple-double, booed by Nets fans
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian department store Christmas tree makes a return after 15 years in retirement and OMFG KILL IT WITH FIRE
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Fire destroys memorabilia at the home of the Avett Brothers' father. No word on who the Avett Brothers are
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Fri November 26, 2021
(Fox 46 Charlotte)
 
 
 
"To make another person have a life, he's doing it for them. I think that's the ultimate way to go. That's a true hero"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
St. Timothy of Tebow proclaims Michigan won't fire Jim Harbaugh even after he loses to OSU by 147 points this Saturday. Amen
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
My husband's illnesses destroyed our savings. His wealthy family refuses to help us. How do I keep from hating them?
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Thu November 25, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Дерьмо в огне
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
In yet another sign of the Apocalypse, Australia invades Solomon Islands to quell unrest after rioters storm National Parliament and set fire to police station
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Wed November 24, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Head cook at a Vermont school has been fired for being a Dumbass. That's why we have this tag
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving Eve is a busy slate, 14 NHL games tonight. Will Jim Benning be fired during Canucks/Pens (NHLN)? Will there be a mustache-less Matthews playing in Leafs/Kings (TNT)? Puck drop @ 7pm ET. Happy busiest bar night of the year, Americans
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Workers at Super Nintendo World discover hidden fire flower power-up
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Solomon Islands police wisely deploy tear gas over other more destructive responses as protesters burn buildings, loot stores
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Pouring lighter fluid and lighting her favorite machine on fire? Oh you bet that's a shooting
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Those odd sounds you hear are celebratory fireworks amid manly squeals of joy and laughter in Ann Arbor, Columbus, East Lansing, and Madison
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Australia says La Nina has begun and residents should expect floods rather than fires this summer
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Tue November 23, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Former NRA employee gives up the game on the gun industry using paranoia and conspiracy to sell firearms to hateful idiots
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A sure-fire conversation starter for your Thanksgiving Day festivities
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How much does it cost to do nothing? When you're the FBI, it'll cost you $130 million
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mosaic belonging to Caligula used as coffee table for 50 years. I'm guessing that's not dried creamer
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Mon November 22, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Headlie: "Lin-Manuel Miranda fires back at cancel culture." Article: not that
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Good kitty
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Sun November 21, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ex-professor who was fired for masturbating while on a Zoom call wants to beat the system, overcome the decision, and have his release discharged
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Sat November 20, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Teslas are as reliable as their CEO's promise to solve the Flint water crisis
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Fri November 19, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Police fired warning shots over their heads, but some were taller than anticipated
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
So much forest burned in Siberia this year that it would rank 5th for highest yearly CO2 emissions by country
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Alabama man brought cocktails and unregistered firearms to DC, presumably as a cultural exchange
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
1000s of giant sequoias killed in California wildfires in 2021. That's like 1,000,000 in tree years
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(Food Network)
 
 
 
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, a turkey in the oven, a cold glass of ranchnog in my hand. This is the good life
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Deer hunter is recovering from surgery to have part of his leg amputated after his firearm accidentally discharged into his left thigh during a deer hunting trip. This time Bambi won
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
"You don't sit down on your poop, right? It doesn't make sense"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Turns out California's summer fires weren't just all-natural organic wild grown fires. Someone slipped some GMO fire into the mix and the whole batch is being recalled for cross contamination
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Thu November 18, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. If you'll look out the left side of the aircraft, you'll see Ethiopia's capitol of Addis Ababa, as well as incoming surface-to-air fire"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Eliza Dushku explains why she was fired because she dared complain about being harassed, and how a forced arbitration clause meant she wasn't allowed to go public with her accusation
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
DailyMail fires editor, may gain credibility
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Croatia's onanistic drone spills its seed on the ground
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Wed November 17, 2021
(CBR)
 
 
 
Random string of numbers or hidden Tiananmen Square reference? Only Shang-Chi knows
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(The Weather Network)
 
 
 
OK, cue the locusts. Famine, you're on deck
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(KBJR6)
 
 
 
It's getting so a man can't blow up a golf cart starting a 30 acre wildfire; then fire the whistleblower who reported the incident without getting canceled. I thought this was America
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Burn arrested for setting fire to occupied tent
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"When I saw the first Aldi advert I got super excited for the little cute banana.. But now looking at these. I'm well disappointed the banana looks scary and massive and Marcus looks like a tomato. The only one I like is bearded Kevin"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Steve Sarkisian receives the vote of confidence from the Texas athletics director. This means Cutty Sark should be fired immediately after the season
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
AOC brings the fire in her speech to the House prior to Gosar's censure vote
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(Nature World News)
 
 
 
If you eat from it, stand beneath it when it rains, use its wood to light a fire, or just touch its sap, you might be poisoned. Yes boys and girls, this is one bad ass apple tree
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Nope, definitely not in Kansas anymore. UFOs, cannon fire and 184-mph winds, oh my
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(9 News)
 
 
 
First use of fixed wing aircraft and night vision googles for nighttime firefighting ends in crash of air tanker in Colorado
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Tue November 16, 2021
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
It wasn't a firearm this time, but still, nice to know that adults can wander into a high school unchallenged and tase the piss out of students if they so choose
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
9-1-1 What is your emergency? I've been fired
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Avast ye beach pirates, 105 of the 109 containers from the Zim Kingston are still missing off the Washington and British Columbia coasts
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Washed-up has-been lead guitarist of once-famous rock band claims the Astroworld outcome was the result of a Satanic Ritual. No, not that one. Not that one, either
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(Some Pants Man)
 
 
 
Jim Harbaugh lied
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Popeye's, Burger King, Tim Horton's, and now Firehouse Subs. The Fantastic Four?
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Sun November 14, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Technicolor fire tornadoes. That is all
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Shave and a haircut, two dead
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Sat November 13, 2021
(Some News Guy)
 
 
 
"CNN is going to revert to a 100% news channel, and a 'good number' of CNN's 'talent/staff' will be fired as part of a major shakeup"
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Fri November 12, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
C'mon, Denmark - you're smarter than this
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Subby is a firefighter whose station is being renovated and has to stay in an RV at work the next 4 months (at least). Main cooking options are a crock pot and an instant pot. Give me your best recipes until we get our kitchen back
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
SpaceX StarShip 20 is having another pre-burner and static fire test today and now that they have all 6 engines installed its going to be a big bada boom
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Thu November 11, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
We all get trapped down here
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If that was the truth, what was the dare?
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(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Ruggs attorneys say CCFD slow to extinguish flames. Say they should have been doing 156 MPH to get it done faster
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Refusing the COVID19 vaccine has been the #1 cause of death in Texas since June 2021. Beating out old favorites like drug overdoses, firearm deaths, homicides and accidents ... COMBINED
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Virginia school board divided on whether they should ban books they deem pornographic, or take the extra step and burn them too
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Wed November 10, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
The video of the Amazon driver that caught a woman leaving the back of his van has been fired, says, "It was just a one time incident, but I did what any other man in America would do"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Prince Harry says he warned Twitter's CEO of US Capitol riot and he wasn't even wearing his Nazi costume when he did it
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Tue November 09, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Season premiere of your dad's favorite TV show corrals Game of Thrones's viewership numbers
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If the allegations of child and spousal abuse don't sink Sean Parnell's senate campaign, the texts he sent to his wife that are evidence in their custody hearing likely will: "the only women who are firefighters either want to hook-up or are lesbians"
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Self-roasting mode activated
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Semi-naked knifeman stabs multiple people on street before he's rammed by cop car. This actually is a repeat (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Inter Lake)
 
 
 
Man fired from steakhouse has beef with management, returns to shank coworkers, skirting security to filet several before cops chuck him in jail, strip-search and grill him at length. Well done
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Mon November 08, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just in time for the holidays. Self-baking cookies
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Apparently Beavis and Butthead had an apartment in Des Moines, Iowa until this morning
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The starting gun fires on Pistorius' parole process
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Firefighters' blood pressure surges when things get hot, Dalmatians have spots, film at 11
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Sun November 07, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
What's the biggest obstacle to meaningful police reform? Our American love affair with firearms
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The way we treat our wildland firefighters is a national disgrace
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Sat November 06, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're a MAGA and you're fired, it's your fault 👏👏
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(HITC)
 
 
 
Jacob Wohl claims that America is a Christian country, and therefore all Jews should untangle some Christmas lights and hang them up in their homes to prove that they have assimilated. Resistance is futile
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(Threader)
 
 
 
What do you do when a recruiter sets you up with an interview at the same job that fired you a couple weeks before? Wear a fake mustache of course
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Fri November 05, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Thank you President Brandon
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hey, Atlanta. Where's the fire?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats are at the "blind person looking for a fire exit" stage
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Thu November 04, 2021
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Massive manhunt for fugitive who fired upon police officer ended by unarmed 6th grader
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Like nuking from orbit to be sure, using a blowtorch to clear the cobwebs in the crawlspace under your home is supposed to be a joke
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Wed November 03, 2021
(MetalSucks)
 
 
 
Old and busted: "Let's open up this motherfarkin' pit". New hotness: "Let's set this motherfarkin' pit on fire"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Everyone definitely believes you, Iran
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
JWST: There are no fewer than 344 'single point failures'. Just two weeks of squeaky-bum time
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
LAPD rushed out to protect artists from "credible threats" due to c) Superman's sexuality?
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
Ummm... optics?
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Tue November 02, 2021
(Unite.ai)
 
 
 
AI can see past your Mrs. Doubtfire act
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Mon November 01, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Multiple fire departments working to rescue two people stuck in Scottsdale. No word yet on whether they're cornered by cougars or just disoriented among a sea of repetitive, bland, homogenized subdivisions
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
"[Tucker Carlson's spin on the January 6th insurgency] is not crying 'Fire' in a crowded theater. This is taking a flamethrower to the concession stand. It is a demonstrable threat to public safety"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Two trains collide in Salisbury, in what the Dorset and Wiltshire Fire Brigades at Fisherton Tunnel describe as a "major incident." Wow, even the trainwrecks in England sound classy
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Sun October 31, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
'No way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens
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Sat October 30, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That guy with a bullhorn following kids to school telling kids their parents were abusing them by making them wear masks? Yeah, fired
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Father these are not the chicken wings I like .... goodbye Father
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Dehumidifiers recalled for working a little too well
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cocaine, marijuana, clown mannequin, firearms, live grenade, wait a second
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Fri October 29, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
June 12, 2021: Iowa Gov. Kim Reynolds ends participation in federal UI benefits program. Oct. 28, 2021: Iowa Gov. Reynolds offers UI benefits to those fired for being unvaccinated plague rats
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(NHL)
 
 
 
The Toronto Maple Leafs extend star defenseman Morgan Rielly for 8 years at $7.5 million AAV. Leafs' fire sale to fit Morgan Rielly's 8 year, $7.5 million AAV contract extension under the salary cap to commence in 3, 2, 1
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CitiGroup issues ultimatum to employees: get vaccinated or get fired
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Thu October 28, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And now Brian Laundrie has entered the conspiracy realm, guaranteeing we'll hear about him for the next 20 years
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"I'm being ghosted by my lover who is a literal ghost and my spirit is crushed. How can I win him back?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jury awards $10 million to a former hospital marketing executive who said he was fired for being a white man. Well, it's about time someone started sticking up for those people
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Bouncy castles: Serious business
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Wed October 27, 2021
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Get off my lawn
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Here's Larry Charles' first failed pilot, starring Newman and Crazy Joe Davola. Despite the obvious crossovers, it's still pretty, pretty, pretty good
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(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
√ Loaded firearm, √methamphetamine, √heroin, √counterfeit $100 bills, √passed out behind the wheel of a running automobile
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Tue October 26, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Need to cut the cord and am looking for a good indoor antennae and also a streaming device like Roku or fire stick as I don't have a smart TV. Opinions and reviews on antennaes and streaming services wanted
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Start-up says its boys recognition tech beats off goo gulls and lambs on at reducing glacial fires
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
AD who handed Alec Baldwin a loaded gun was fired from a movie two years ago for handing an actor a loaded gun
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Mon October 25, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I'm not talking about some massive adventure. Just something that would make getting fired seem small. Something that I might remember when I'm posting in the MSNBC thread at 7pm ET
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Sun October 24, 2021
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Yeah, like that is really going to stop forest fires
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Yesterday: cargo ship Zim Kingston loses 40 containers in rough weather. Today: ship's on fire, yo
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Sat October 23, 2021
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Article checklist: ✓ eggnog-like drink, ✓ cornhole, ✓ secret Santa, ✓ going to the roof of the county administration building to watch fireworks, ✓ Spanish speaking man calls 911,✓ lawsuit
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(Some Drone Guy)
 
 
 
Drone searching for hidden graves brought down by locals who claimed it was spreading covid. Things went quickly downhill from there
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Fri October 22, 2021
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Former employees, fired by Texas AG Ken Paxton, ruled to be protected under the Whistleblower act, so their suits against him can proceed
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(The Hill)