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Mon December 05, 2022
(Big Think)
 
 
 
Remember the first JWST deep field image? It isn't merely galaxies clustered together, but starlight from between the galaxies exists, too, and it traces out the dark matter inside
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Guy has his decade old bowling ball redrilled, leading to his first sanctioned 800. That probably means something to Farkers who bowl/understand bowling
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Sun December 04, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
For the first time, Canadian right wing weeaboos are protesting drag storytime events. Also for the first time, Canadians are showing up to counter-protest, and it's working
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son decided to protest a terrible school tradition. But, he did it completely wrong and it backfired. What do?"
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Which came first, the science or the science-fiction?
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Sat December 03, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
1/6 defendant fires his public defender and says he'll represent himself. And he must mean it because he apparently signed the notice with a bloody thumbprint
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(Centre Daily Times)
 
 
 
Tag for Walmart for firing disabled greeter for understandable "infractions" while maintaining a solid halo of corporate innocence. Enjoy the lawsuit
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Saturday Hockey Day begins with Ducks getting shot at a lot in/at/by the Wild of Minnesota at 2PM ET, first of 13 games today with some interesting other match-ups including Buds at Bolts, Avs at Bs and Canes at Kings.. Let's do that hockey
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
World Cup Round of 16 begins: First up at 10AM ET Dutch look to give Americans the rudder, then at 2PM, Socceroos look to kill giants but that plan could get Messi w/largely rested Argentine starters. Stay sports entertained, my friends.. & the Dutch
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Fri December 02, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I learned that the Maddites had a particular dread of fire in the zero-gravity parts of the 7pm ET MSNBC thread, and that one could not go more than a hundred feet without encountering a locker stocked with fireproof suits and extinguishers
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Things you shouldn't do if you're holding large quantities of drugs: 1) Fire off guns from the roof of your house
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The simple answer is yes, you can die from a cannabis overdose? As in, simply ingest too much, call an ambulance, have the ambulance hit a tree, catch fire, explode, and then you died from a cannabis OD? That simple?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Six big questions for the first six months of 2023 concerning the 2024 presidential campaign
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A photo gallery of all the guests who attended Biden's first state dinner with French president Macron. Wait, I don't see any fascists, Nazis, white supremacists, QAnon theorists, Fox News pundits, or ammosexuals. What is this I don't even
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
We would like to begin this Dakota County mental health presentation. But first, THE PORN
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Thu December 01, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
Talk about burying the lede, Variety. Put it right at the top: CHRIS CILLIZZA HAS BEEN FIRED BY CNN
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(CNN)
 
 
 
11th Circuit fires Cannon. Unfortunately, not into the sun
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Transformers: Trukk vs Munky gets its first trailer
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The first trailer is here for Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. Watch Doctor Jones attempt to dial the phone to speak with his Medicare provider
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Space Force wins its first combat mission
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It only took Elmo 5 weeks to try to rev up advertising sales. If you spend over $500K, you can have double the impressions next to Nazi tweets. Oh, and the the prior ad team either resigned or got fired
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 70s explained without resorting to cocaine and orgies: In 1971, "Crockery Cookery," the first dedicated Crock Pot cookbook, outsold "The Joy of Sex" AND "The Starfleet Technical Manual"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
More and more people are starting to understand that "college rankings" are and always have been every bit as much bullshiat as what it costs to go to college in the first place
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
France sends US first diplomatic cable using "post-quantum cryptography". Decrypting it may result in a dick pic, or it may not
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Americans are drawn to Twitter like a moth to the flame of a dumpsterfire
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Subway unveils its first-ever footlong cookie for National Cookie Day. Of course this is Subway, so no actual cookies were actually involved
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 917: "Horizontal Orientation" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed November 30, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving. Tom explodes into fire, ruining family holiday dinner. Difficulty, not a turkey
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The future of American and Iranian relations is going to be a good one. We just have a few small things we need to clear up first
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Couple makes $11,000 a month flipping real estate and all it took was his parents buying him his first house
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"I am beyond happy. He has absolutely never had to face a consequence in his entire life. This will be the very first time. He's spent his life making others pay-this was past due for him"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"House Democrats pick Hakeem Jeffries to succeed Nancy Pelosi, the first Black lawmaker to lead a party in Congress"
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(slava ucraina)
 
Hero
 
Kyiv will put up a 35-foot Christmas "tree of invincibility" in the middle of the city in spite of the war. 🇺🇦 Still no confirmation that it will be in the shape of a middle finger and pointed towards Russia
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Let's-a-go, first full-length Super Mario Bros. movie has drop from an overhead pipe
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Tue November 29, 2022
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Ferrari team boss fired. Would have been fired last week but Ferrari sent the letter to the wrong house, and then waited until the postman had delivered everyone else's mail before deciding to post it
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"First team we pick is Germany; we've had two world wars with them, and they are really good. Second is Yugoslavia: we're bombing them as we speak. Third is Iran. Oh, wonderful." An oral history of the USMNT's 1998 World Cup fiasco
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nutritionists say you're drinking your gingerbread latte wrong. The first hint is that you ordered a gingerbread latte
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you were wondering how Kanye ended up palling around with a neo-Nazi like Nick Fuentes in the first place, the answer is a Kevin Bacon game of awful people. Alex Jones' producer introduced him to Milos Yiannopoulos who hooked him up with Fuentes
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
First day of last matches of the World Cup Group Stage. Shenanigans will be "avoided" [wink] by playing each group concurrently. Group A at 10 AM ET (Senegal v. Ecuador & Qatar v. Netherlands) & Group B at 2 PM (Iran v. USA & Wales v. England)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mexico's planning on a ban of US' genetically modified corn, planting it firmly in a legal maize
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco police clarify that their new killer robots won't be equipped with firearms. Will kill using bombs instead. Whew. I was worried for minute there
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Mon November 28, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Tech CEO who was fired by his board for his LSD use has filed suit saying that was just an excuse, and the REAL reason he was fired is because he was Asian. And he knows this because both the Purple Iguana, AND the seven-eyed man told him so
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple fires App Store warning shots over Twitter's deteriorating content moderation. Lord Elmo defiant, for now
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Ex-MI6 warns British citizens that Russia has sleeper cells in the country that can kill on command. Meanwhile subby just matched with Svetlana on Tinder and can't wait for the first date this weekend (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
At this point, just put "files for bankruptcy" at the end of every Crypto firm on the planet
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Your first "I don't want to live on this planet" of the holiday season
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Elon's bedside table has a gun that is painted to suggest it doesn't shoot bullets, a replica older firearm that also won't protect you, some diet coke, and... what is that thing on the left? An anal resizer?
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Sun November 27, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Sometimes a thing gets broke, can't be fixed" applies to Firefly compression coils, and ancient symbols corrupted by Nazis
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Top of the line in utility sports, unexplained fires are a matter for the courts
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Taggart fired after a 5-7 season at Florida Atlantic. Now he's going to need a shiatload of dimes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This is a test. This is only a radioactive test. Well, the radioactivity is real, but it's still only a test. Please do not be alarmed, unless you're on fire again
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Sat November 26, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's rivalry weekend in college football. The biggest game comes first, OSU/Michigan at Noon ET. Also, USC, TCU, LSU, Alabama, and Clemson all try to stay relevant in the BCS playoff hunt. Grab a beer and hate your neighbor for the day
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The first rule of "Let Them Fight" Club is: we should ALWAYS talk about how amusing "Let Them Fight" Club is
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Day 276 of WW3: Russia's stock of missiles so depleted it is likely removing nuclear warheads from old nuclear cruise missiles and firing the unarmed rockets at Ukraine. What could possibly go wrong? It's your Saturday Ukraine war discussion
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember when the NES was first released and you could get the console, two controllers, a light gun, and the Super Mario Bros./ Duck Hunt Game Pak all for around $150? Well guess what you can get for $150 today
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
That's a good fire dog
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Fri November 25, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fuego is fire
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Man breaks up kindling for fire and then....whoa that's weird
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Figure Four Friday works a split shift due to hockey. First on Rampage: Top Flight vs FTR for the ROH tag titles. Then on Smackdown: Drew & Sheamus battle the Usos for the advantage at War Games. It all starts at 4 PM ET on TNT, then 8 PM on FOX
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(WBOC Delmarva)
 
Hero
 
11-year-old brother braves apartment fire to rescue his toddler sister. "If I didn't save my sister I would've been mad at myself because I could've saved her easily"
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Thu November 24, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ronaldo becomes first man to score in 5 World Cups. He also made a goal in each of them
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
First snow day in Maretime bay means means Posey has to be salty about it. Can the gang show her how fun it is or will she tell them to shovel it? Find out on My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale - Snow Pun Intended. Hopefully it won't be snow boarding
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Dyslexic M&S worker fired because their employer was worried their e-mail mistakes would attract the wrong clientele. Sometimes the jokes just write themselves
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Paralympian to become first parastronaut. That's one hell of a wheelchair ramp to reach orbit
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(War History Online)
 
 
 
Weighing in at almost 50lbs and firing a massive .57 cal round that's capable of punching through an armored vehicle, the Snipex Alligator "anti-material rifle" is in use by just one army: the UDF, and they've claimed a kill at 1.68 miles with it
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 916: "Thanksgiving" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed November 23, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Besides "let someone else do the cooking" and "order Chinese take-out", what tips or tricks that you have learned over your many years can you share with any first-time Thanksgiving cooks?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man to become the first disabled person authorized to punch Bart Sibrel
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
New York Governor Kathy Hochul signs nation's first cryptocurrency mining ban so the industry's environmental impact can be studied
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Republicans who can't distinguish between fantasy and reality react to "Progressive Liberal" pro wrestler by setting him on fire, flashing their handguns and switchblades at him, and hurling rocks at him during the match
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cardinals assistant coach fired for scoring a touchdown there
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Alaskan moose gets stuck in home trying to bite sister. Firefighters had to moose fast, rescue moose from sister biting him
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(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Shots fired outside appropriately named pawn shop
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Build a man a fire, and he is warm for a day. Build a fire with your fellow Russian conscripts, and you are warm for the rest of your lives
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Tue November 22, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The first labor strike took place over 3,000 years ago in Egypt. Workers were striking for better pay, better conditions and not being forced to walk sideways all the time
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
England's first Black, gay mayor describes being told to "go back home," as if he had been born somewhere further away than the suburbs of Liverpool
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(ArcaMax)
 
 
 
Fiat's new motto for the 500: "If at first, you don't succeed, try, try, again"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The first clue that the cryptocurrency investment scheme was a scam is that it involved a cryptocurrency investment scheme
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
SpaceX with last night's hold are bringing Twofer Tuesday hot-n-loud from the Cape. First up from SLC-39a a Cargo Dragon supply run at 3:54PM ET, then just 6 hours later from SLC-40 an Eutelsat comsat launch at 9:57PM ET *if the weather holds*
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Elon: I'm done firing Tweeps for today, who wants to come work for me?
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Grass Valley hemp processing plant catches on fire; Cheetos and Mtn Dew en route
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Mon November 21, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
AP fires reporter for a little bitty false story: "Senior U.S. intelligence official says Russian missiles crossed into NATO member Poland, killing two people"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fireball lights up the sky over Toronto before it makes impact near NIAGARA FALLS. Slowly it turned. And step by step, inch by inch
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(Moana Lisa)
 
 
 
Hoping to stay in the good graces of Zach Wilson's hot mom, coach Robert Saleh confirmed the 23-year-old will remain the starter
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(YardBarker)
 
 
 
The Vikings, despite their 8-2 record, are the first team in NFL history with a winning record through ten games, to have a negative point differential this late in the season (that is, they've surrendered more points than scored)
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
Watch Adele's disappearing act to close the first show of her long-awaited Las Vegas residency
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Sun November 20, 2022
(DW)
 
 
 
Powerful explosions rocked the Zaporizhzhia nuclear power plant in Ukraine. Nuclear power chief says "You're playing with fire", which indicates that maybe he doesn't quite understand how that thing works
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Terrible Ted confirms that he will seek a third term in 2024
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
"Firefly" is back. Spiffy: Subby is not referring to the rocket company. Obvious: Shut up and take my money
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Sat November 19, 2022
(Twitter Is Going Great)
 
 
 
Your up to the minute review of the dumpster fire @twitter
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(Yahoo)
 
Hero
 
♫ Take the first train to Kherson / And I'll meet you at the station / You can bring some ammunition / 'Cause Crimea's our destination ♫
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Adam Savage tours the original Starship Enterprise used during the series' first production run, decides to change his name to Luckiest Bastard Alive on Planet Earth
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(Idaho State Journal)
 
 
 
Firing your .357 in the lobby and threatening to shoot the staff of the Travelodge because they added chloroform to your towels is not normal behavior, but on meth it is
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
For many American kids, their first introduction to anime was the renamed "Star Blazers" version of "Space Battleship Yamato". Soon you'll be able to relive those glory days of youth in gaming form
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Deputy Chief punishes two firefighters who failed to sweep a burning building where two children subsequently died and then lied about it. Promptly gets fired himself, because this timeline absolutely sucks
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Day 269 of WW3: Heavy artillery and missile fire have interrupted electricity supplies to as much as 40% of Ukraine. Electricity grid chief said freezing temps are putting more pressure on energy networks. It's your Saturday Ukraine war discussion
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The folks behind the investment firm that may have triggered the entire FTX fiasco say it is pure coincidence that they are currently hanging out in a country that has no extradition treaty with the US
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Fri November 18, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-Un reveals his 9 year-old daughter to the world for the first time, was feeling shamed by Herschel Walker
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Firefighter truck crossing runway loses the fight part after plane taking off collides with truck
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In a tacit admission his "ready, fire, aim" strategy at Twitter is a failure, Elon Musk asks for "anyone who actually writes software" to help him understand what he's done
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"Thanks, you'll be my first" is not what you want to hear from your brain surgeon
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Elon would gladly provide the data to verify that claim, but all of the people capable of pulling the data have either been fired or quit
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 268 of WW3: Investigation into Nord Stream rupture finds traces of explosives, confirming sabotage. 10m Ukrainians enduring emergency power cuts after more Russian missile attacks. It's your Friday Ukraine war and Russian Energy war discussion
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Thu November 17, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Flight returns to Miami after passenger yells "fire". Whoopsie, no fire. Oh well
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(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
Robbers steal almost $4000 while liquor store clerk plays video game. That's a firin'
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The world's first bionic eye enters human trials
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(Lehighton Times News)
 
 
 
Man complains to town about one neighbor shooting target practice "morning, noon and night" and another neighbor who shoots across the roadway at game. "When I say they are banging away, it isn't with small fire arms. I mean military grade"
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Scientists nail the first IVF treatment for dat ass
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Can confirm Letterkennys seasons 11 drops 12/25 for all you Skids and Hicks, Shirt Tuckers and T*t Farkers
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pelosi to step down from Dem leadership, a position she's (seemingly) held since the First Continental Congress
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
With Thanksgiving almost upon us, here's your first Christmas recipes. Goose fat, sausage, po-tay-toes - season's greetings indeed
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The Midterms made state governments bluer, as this is the first midterm election since at least 1934 that the president's party hasn't lost a state-legislative chamber
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fritz turns 50. The legacy of the first X-rated toon
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Disney is putting the first two episodes of Andor on regular TV and Hulu over the Thanksgiving weekend, so you can watch your MAGA uncle root for the Empire
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 915: "Abstraction" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed November 16, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Firefighters heard yelling, "WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF WATER, ELON," after using enough on a car to put out a fire in a small shopping center
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(Wired UK)
 
 
 
FDA approved first cultivated meat for sale in grocery stores. It tastes like chicken because it is
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Next time you trip over a tree root, remember that you're not the first, and trees have been trying to kill us all for millions of years
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Which came first: the potato or the egg?
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(Famadillo)
 
 
 
We probably ate lobster at the first Thanksgiving but you got me eating terrible Turkey
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(South Bend Tribune)
 
 
 
In what cannot be called an inspiring journey, former NBA first round pick Donte Greene robbed a gas station in Goshen, Indiana
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Louisville Cardinals Men's basketball team are now 0-3, having lost their first three home games of a season for the first time since 1940-41. All three losses have been by one point. Duke Sucks
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
What Elon Musk told Twitter employees during his first company meeting
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Day 266 of WW3: Orcs say missile that hit Polish village near Ukraine border is attempt to provoke direct clash with NATO. First facts suggest missile fired by Ukrainian forces at incoming Russian missile. It's your Wednesday Ukraine war discussion
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Five-foot-tall woman named Pennsylvania's first President pro tempore of their Senate. "Yeah, I say I shatter glass ceilings and I am two feet high, so I have to stand on a chair to do it"
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
CalTrans overtakes PG&E for number of fires started in past 12 months
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Tue November 15, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ex-Nuggets coach George Karl calls for Broncos to fire Nathaniel Hackett. Because if anyone knows a thing or two about getting fired, it's George Karl
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
We've now come to the time in the economy where investors demand companies like Alphabet fire tens of thousands of people so they can sustain their cocaine and yacht habits
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
2 minutes to midnight as vodak fueled Russians fire missiles into Poland, killing 2. [UPDATE: Story has been retracted and the reporter was fired]
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(Twitter)
 
Hero
 
Newly-minted Congressman Robert Garcia (D-C) uses his first visit to the Congressional Reading Room at the Library of Congress to check out Superman #1 and Amazing Fantasy #15
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
White supremacist Texas middle school teacher fired. One down, another 30000 to go
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Liz Cheney set a lake on fire
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Former president/potential felon fires his secretary/coffee guy/girl for not reminding him that he was supposed to show up for a deposition yesterday for the January 6 Committee and promises to get right on it after his calendar audit is completed
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Mon November 14, 2022
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Terrorist awaiting sentencing on 5 felony convictions totally super-duper promises he'll come right back if you'll just let him skip off to the UAE for a month first
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Former First Lady's former lawyer becomes Slovenia's first female president with the backing of the centre left anti-Trump government
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After firing 4,400 contractors and most of the senior staff, Musk now complains that he has "too much work" at Twitter. If only some visionary genius could have foreseen it
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Blur confirmed to play Wembley Stadium on July 8 marking their first show since 2015. WOO HOO
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Correcting boss Elon on Twitter? Oh you better believe that's a firing. Bonus: Elon asked for the info
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Jay Leno seriously burned in car fire. Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fox News supports foreigner for what feels like the first time
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos: "I'm going to give my entire fortune to charity." Also Jeff Bezos: "I'm firing 10,000 people today"
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Deputy fired after trying to scam store out $400 in Pokémon cards. Dark Knight indeed
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The 'world's largest floating wind farm' produces its first power - which will be used to fuel a North Sea oil and gas field
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Joel Embiid had 59 points, 11 rebounds, 8 assists and 7 blocks against the Utah Jazz. He became the first player since the 1973-74 season to have a 50-10-5-5 game, the last category being blocks
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Sun November 13, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Elon looks around and is sad he has no more "dead weight" employees to fire. Then cheers up when he remembers Twitter has a bunch of contractors. Well, make that had a bunch of contractors
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Wildfires "change animal behavior." Yeah, probably because they're trying to outrun the farking fire
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Sat November 12, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Company was locked out of its own Twitter account for 12 days as the person with the login details was fired. Guess which company
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The economy is on the brink, inflation out of control, border under attack from the Mongol horde, as the GOP states. What will be their first step to fix it all? Investigate Hunter Biden
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Fri November 11, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Billionaire pours water on a grease fire
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Will Smith's hand is probably tingling: Chris Rock to become the first person to perform live on Netflix in 2023
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Astros reward the GM that brought them their first legitimate title by not retaining him
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Husband and wife who were Lake Havasu City grade-school teachers fired for also providing sex ed via distance learning
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(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
Like the swallows returning to Capistrano, like AAA warning about holiday traffic, it's time to welcome the first media sighting of the annual "Thanksgiving Dinner is going to cost you more" story of 2022
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Officer fired after 2 deadly shootings can't find work, loses dog, truck, family. Just kidding, hired as officer 40 miles away
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed, disenfranchise, disenfranchise, again
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Thu November 10, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British Star Wars-style laser weapon tested for first time, pew pew pews quadcopter two miles away (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Will the first-ever Bosa Bowl finally happen?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Crypto enthusiasts are finding out why countries passed securities laws in the first place
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Generation Z exposed to Slipknot for the first time, believes it to be The Purge
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Suddenly all-Democrat city council wonders if having no Republicans around would harm diversity. Maybe they should try affirmative action
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Pimp outside motel drives on wrong side of street to inform trio of attractive sex workers that he'll make them "real money," ignoring the First Rule of Attractive Sex Worker Club
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 914: "Open Mic 2" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed November 09, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Grand Theft Auto contestant working on the sixth star right now in LA with multiple car thefts, a gunfight with neighborhood folks and taking a truck out of a driveway, ramming cops, fire
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
It's raining fire in Hawai'i. Make that fire ants. It's raining fire ants. The little bastards will rain down and bite you all over. It's truly the end of days
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Gay people getting elected is common now, so common you have to have at least two pieces of flair to be noteworthy, like being the first openly gay immigrant elected to congress
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Remember that scene in The Naked Gun where the fireworks factory is blowing up and Frank Drebin is waving his hands at the gathering crowd while saying, "There's nothing to see here, please disperse?" That was basically Fox News last night
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Florida elects first member of Generation Z to Congress, which at least keeps him off Subby's lawn
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If the Eagles finish their game against the Commanders with a positive turnover ratio, they will be the first team since the 1958 Colts to open a season with a plus-turnover margin in their first nine games. Then they play the 2022 Colts
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Grading Washington State drivers on their ability to drive during the first snowfall of the season
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Tue November 08, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Let's just get this over with. This is your official Fark midterm election thread. First results come in at 7 p.m. ET
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(McD heat lamp)
 
 
 
NFL owners usually deny a head coach of a losing team is not on the "hot seat" shortly before firing them
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Raiders release their fourth first-round pick since 2019
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Shots fired into York house. Police should be on the lookout for those wearing the the Red Rose of Lancaster
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Beneficent Critters How do you cultivate the presence of earthworms and nematodes and mycorrhizae and such in your garden? This is your first gardening thread for Tuesday November 8th
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Duke still sucks, and Villanova's Neptune got his first win. No word on if Tritons were used
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Mon November 07, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
Subby barely made it through the first 10 episodes of the Netflix Monster Dahmer series. No idea how they will extend it two more seasons, it wasn't very appetizing the first time
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
For the first time ever, all 30 NBA teams will play tonight. Starting times will be staggered, so you can watch every tip-off while you drink yourself staggered
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Frank Reich Jr. fired as head coach. Although his father was drafted by the Eagles, he only has daughters, making the NFL unlikely to have a third Reich
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Business school professors analyzed Elon Musk's first week running Twitter, call it "a case study of failed leadership"
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Tom Brady becomes the first pro athlete in a major sport (football, basketball, baseball, hockey) to hit six figures. Of course, he used to be hitting nine figures, but she put a stop to that
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Media: HORSERACE. Analyst looking at the numbers so far: Well, actually, Democrats have built a sizable early voting firewall. If they vote like they normally do tomorrow, it's gonna be tough for GOP to win. Media: uhh...um...HORSERACE BIATCHES
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling. Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes.. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
So, uh, about us firing you
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Sun November 06, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
'My parents weren't impressed at first, but now I do my mum': meet the world's best tattoo artists, worst observers of phrasing
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
After watching Twitter turn into a raging dumpster fire following sudden mass layoffs Meta decides to break out the gasoline and light a match
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers say first major expansion of humans in Madagascar 1,000 years ago is linked to loss of large-bodied vertebrates, including giant lemurs, elephant birds, turtles, and hippopotami. Humans one, biodiversity nil
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Dollar General. General fire hazard
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(Christie's)
 
 
 
A well done history of Japanese whisky written to sell a $400K bottle of Yamazaki. I've written a history of Fireball
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Hey Springfield Missouri! Want to really redneck up your tattoos? How about a Chinese food takeout box, a fish wearing a derby hat, or the last words of the man killed in the first wild west shootout at Park Central Square, "Boys, I'm killed"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
S.S. Sally Ride's launch got scrubbed today because of A) Fire danger at the Antares rocket loaded with kerosene and liquid oxygen. B) Fire danger at the safety of Mission Control
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Martians try to bribe the Perseverance rover with a Mars gem to stop the laser fire. Percy then ordered its SuperCam to open fire again and the gem got buried
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Your first airplane flight
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Six barrel strength bourbons you shouldn't miss. The best part is that if you do it right you can taste them again for the first time the next day. And the next
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Sat November 05, 2022
(Big E Radio)
 
 
 
At 10:30PM ET Noise Factor hits the interwebs with Headstones, Sasquatch, Electric Wizard, Slift, a brand new track from Filter and many more. Also, playing guitar is expensive, and a surprising band is played for the first time tonight
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
It's the first show of November, Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) features songs that peaked on the Billboard Hot 100 this month, this week's Birthday Hour and the conclusion of the Superman story "The Dead Voice" and the start of "Counterfeit Money"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
*finger to temple* Can't die from Covid-19 when I drink myself to death first
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Orcas maliciously strike boat, sinking it. This is not the first incident, making it appear to be on porpoise
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This is where subby would impersonate Drew, but I'm still working on building up my alcohol tolerance first
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Fri November 04, 2022
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Remember how you felt about those trick re-lighting birthday candles as a kid? Well, Phoenix fire fighters feel the same way about this trick re-lighting house fire
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
And then, for perhaps the first time ever, he told the truth, causing the Obvious tag to assplode with the fury of a billion suns
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Marvel has confirmed its fastest superhero, and you may be surprised to know who it is
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
First rule of underground ice rink fight club is don't slip on the ice (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This person has worked on cruise ship for over 7 years. Here are mistakes a lot of first-timers make when going on a cruise
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Thu November 03, 2022
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Fired Or Replaced Daily
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh, you want to vote in America? You gotta get past the cops first
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Thursday Night Football kicks off week 9 of the 2022 NFL season with the Eagles visiting the Texans. In what may a first the Phillies are playing the Astros in the World Series at the same time. Football starts @ 8:15pm ET on Amazon Prime
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Luka Doncic became the first player in 60 years to score at least 30 points in each of his team's first seven games of a season
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Phillies, bluntly, smoked by Astros in first World Series no hitter since 1956
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The Federalist asks "soon-to-be elected" House Republicans not to "embarrass" voters. Won't those voters embarrass themselves already by voting for those unqualified clowns in the first place?
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Build a fire for passers by, and they're warm for a moment. Spray them with Lysol, and they smell good for a few minutes. Spray them with flaming Lysol, though, and you get arrested
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Pushback on the notion that nobody cares about Avatar 2: 10 million trailer views in the first 12 hours. Argh. Subby really doesn't want to have to watch this movie
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Truck driver in need of fresh pants after trailer load of ammonium nitrate catches fire
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 913: "Moody Monochrome" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed November 02, 2022
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Rishi Sunak's first week as PM going great: he immediately had to walk back acting like he was too cool for a global climate change conference
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Drew teases us with fire, plus Farketplace is back!
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's Game 4 of the World Series. Will the Phillies keep the momentum rolling and go up 3-1 on the Astros? Or will Houston tie up the series against Philly? Pitching matchup is Cristian Javier vs. Aaron Nola and the first pitch is at 8:03 PM ET on FOX
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In the UK who will go out first: Prime Minister Rishi Sunak, or the lights?
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(Radio Times)
 
 
 
Peter Purves, one of the first companions on Doctor Who in the mid-1960s, admits the show was "chaotic" with frequent cast changes and that the producers were constantly trying to find ways of writing 1st Doctor William Hartnell out of the show
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Many firms are adding a CRO (Chief Remote Officer) senior-level role to monitor whether your WFH ass is obeying the rules, organize intentional togetherness events, and "liaise" with HR
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Tue November 01, 2022
(HiConsumption)
 
 
 
Porsche turns 992 GT3 exhaust into a high-end sound bar. The output is amazing, but you'll need an engine bay lift to upgrade the firmware
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Let's try again for Game 3 of the World Series in Philadelphia. Who will break the 1-1 series tie? The pitching matchup is Lance McCullers, Jr. of the Houston Astros and Ranger Suarez of the Philadelphia Phillies, first pitch is at 8:03 PM ET on FOX
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Amazon *ad* Fire *ad* TV *ad* Cube *ad* (2022) *ad* is *ad* a *ad* streaming *ad* box *ad* with *ad* no *ad* equal *ad*
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
With massive planned layoffs, wacko ideas and stupid tweets, Musk's first Monday shows his best attempts to destroy Twitter. Tuesday ain't going so great either
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
It has been a year and a half since the Pentagon-confirmed video of USS Omaha radar images showing a spherical UFO flying then 'vanishing beneath the waves' was first leaked. What have we since learned about 'advanced transmedium vehicles'? Other than that they are ducks
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(Athlon Sports)
 
 
 
Two college football games on tap for tonight as MACtion returns to weekdays. Can the Cardinals survive Kent State or will the the Golden Flashes strike first. Will Buffalo eliminate Ohio or will the Bobcats prevail. It's your College football thread
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How the Supreme Court has ruled on Affirmative Action in the past. You know, in case you wanted to know what the law actually was before activist conservative justices tear it all down
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hello Dearie. Enjoy this lovely spot of alternate takes from Ms. Doubtfire, full of material improvized by Robin Williams never seen in the final picture
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
First they came for the ravers, and I did not speak out, because I didn't like the oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Nine years after first putting on the cape, Henry Cavill says he looks forward to playing Superman like Superman
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Bears fire sale on quality defensive talent continues
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Mon October 31, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Nebraska fires their coach. Oh wait, it was Auburn this time
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kanye West gives thumbs up to Herschel Walker, pending a DNA test to confirm that Walker is his father
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Constitutional scholar claims retaliation violates the first amendment
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Elon Musk and Jack Dorsey, working together to make the humanity better, firmly under their boot
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Man fired for drinking himself comatose at work given €40,000, TotalFark
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Christian McCaffrety becomes the first player to throw a TD, catch a TD, and rush for a TD in one game since LaDainian Tomlinson did it in 2005
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Sun October 30, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman not only breaks the glass ceiling she smashes the hell out of it by becoming the UK's first black and blind barrister
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
In this video the bacon goes first. Usually it's the onyo, but today the bacon. The technique shown today involves the ring mold. It makes things less sloppy, sometimes
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Affirmative action will almost certainly be eliminated
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Sat October 29, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Brazil's run-off election upcoming shortly. Time to dance the samba in the name of the Father, the Firearms, and the Fake News
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The regular Big Clive live stream for Saturday starts at 4:05 PM ET. There may be drinking. There will be fire
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(Some Sailor)
 
 
 
Spiffy: A bulk ship has been fitted to be partially powered with a wind turbine, the first of its kind. Ironic: It carries coal
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
We're sure this is just a totally random coincidence and not a sign or portent or omen in any way, but this will be the first "blood moon" to happen on an election day
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(Science.org)
 
 
 
Republican staffers of bipartisan committee investigating origin of COVID-19 complete their intensive scientific study --- "Yeah, we're gonna go with the first rumor we heard"
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Fri October 28, 2022
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Starting next week in MA, it will be illegal to throw your socks, towels and bedding in the trash unless you contaminate them with a bodily fluid first
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight, Figure Four Friday is a triple threat of action. First on Smackdown, Roman manages to come to work this week. Then, Rampage bats clean up. Meanwhile, New Japan has a PPV from New York. It all starts at 8 PM ET on FS1, FITE & 10 PM on TNT
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(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
Not News: Another US high school closes amid widespread sickness. News: Most are confirmed COVID this time. FARK: School Board votes to go full pro-"choice" due to news of outbreak. Not that pro-choice. The plague rat one
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Day 247 of WW3: The war in Ukraine has seen Russia launch more than 8,000 air strikes and fire 4,500 missiles, President Volodymyr Zelenskiy has claimed. It's your Friday Ukraine war discussion
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Carnac The Magnificent: Fire ants, an amputated ear and a mouse eaten? What are things that happened in some of North Carolina state's nursing homes
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(Fox 4 News Dallas)
 
 
 
Dallas bars people from standing on medians, after drivers were complaining about needing clear lines of fire during road rage gunfights
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Thu October 27, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Godzilla, world's longest running film franchise, turns 68. Godzilla expected to set fire to city while blowing out candles, smash a building with giant bow on it, eat a commuter train
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Buffalo Bills release the first renderings of their future stadium. At least they are doing something to combat the hostile weather there
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Joel McHale confirms Chevy Chase won't be returning for Community movie. Buried lede: claims there's actually a trilogy and the entire thing has already been shot in New Zealand
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Montana high school football team makes state playoffs and must travel 529 miles to face its first opponent--which means they'd have a shorter road trip if they were playing a school in Denver or Minnesota
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
"That was only my second Trump rally in my life. ... I'm not a hardcore right wing extremist or radical," said Palmer, who admitted to throwing a fire extinguisher at police. "My life is ruined"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
According to the Orbital Police, all sixty Starlink satellites from the first batch launched in May, 2019 have reentered the atmosphere
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 912: "In the Pink" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed October 26, 2022
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Goodness gracious, TMZ misreported that Jerry Lee Lewis' great balls of fire had been snuffed out
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
"Multiple garbage truck fires" is the metaphor Arizona needs right now
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Has anyone ever heard of "tangzhong"? This video is the first Subby has heard of it. Anyone ever try it? Bread tips & tricks thread
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Day 245 of WW3: Zelenskiy adviser warns of 'heaviest of battles' ahead in Kherson. Biden and Sunak reaffirm commitment to Ukraine. It's your Wednesday Ukraine war discussion
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Tue October 25, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
If (Temp = high) andif (Rain = none) andif (People = careless), isFire = true; else (wait1week = true)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
There's gonna be an earthquake in this town. There will be houses falling down. The fire hydrants will blow up. The streets will crack, the pipes will pop. I'm gonna run, run, run we're having so much fun 'cause it's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
♫ I don't want to set the world on fire I just want to start A flame in your heart ♫
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Whackjob fires shots, dumps a bunch of nails in front of Toyota's HQ. Guess he wasn't happy with his RAGE-4, and that's how he Corollas
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Aussie firefighters. New hotness: "Kittendales" (SFW)
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Becky's latest album is the first album in five years to move a million units in a week...and she did it in three days
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(University of South Florida)
 
 
 
Penn State cancels event featuring Proud Boys founder due to safety concerns, marking first time Penn State has shown concern for safety of boys of any kind
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Mon October 24, 2022
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Can you get more Aussie than a half-naked fireman posing with an echidna?. Check out the rest of the adorable animals posing with humans for the 2023 Australian Firefighters Calendar to see if it's possible. SFW
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Don't bless the rains down in Africa - they didn't do a damn thing this time to help get the fire on Kilimanjaro under control
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Good news: HR agrees to fire your abhorrent sexually predatory coworker. Bad news: you'll need to avoid them in your 2-pod space capsule for 5 more years, until you return to Earth
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
FLASH radiation therapy shows promise in first-in-human trial and may quickly take its place among the Superfriends of cancer treatment
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
This year's Homestar Runner Halloween cartoon is the first Homestar Runner Halloween cartoon, but with DLC added
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Chinese Communist Party Politburo a sausagefest for the first time in 25 years because that's the way Xi likes it
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(Where am I?)
 
 
 
"You are in the house of Elrond. And it is ten o'clock in the morning, on October the twenty-fourth, if you want to know." Where did you first see The Fellowship of the Ring?
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Sun October 23, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Daily Beast: "Stop normalizing Nazis." Everyone else: "Conservative firebrand rages at Dem overreach"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Phillies finish the job? Or will the Padres show they have some life left in them? The pitching matchup is Yu Darvish vs. Zach Wheeler for San Diego and Philadelphia, respectively, and first pitch is at 2:37 PM ET on FS1
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
With the Bubba Attack Robot (BAR) out of comission this week, who'll be causing Hendrick drivers some discord today? Who'll wear a Free Bubba shirt underneath their firesuit? It'll be absolute chaos at the Dixie Vodka 400, 2 PM ET on NBC. Sports
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Sat October 22, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
First day of emo-heavy When We Were Young festival in Las Vegas canceled because it blows
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Well, considering that you didn't show up for the first one, no
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
101st Airborne deployed to Europe for first time in 80 years
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Fri October 21, 2022
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
The game's afoot as officials await DNA results to confirm identity of human appendage found in shoe floating atop Yellowstone hot spring. Authorities have been stumped for some time but remain confident they're looking for a sole victim
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(Livemint)
 
 
 
Hospital workers accused of engaging in illegal blood juicing scheme
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(Good Morning America)
 
 
 
The motive remains a mystery in the Raleigh massacre, but killing his older brother first may be indicative of a fight prior to the other killings. Sadly there is no apparent connection to the other victims
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Back in Subby's day we didn't have to leverage crypto for blockchain usernames, you just had to be the first one to sign up as ButtMaster420
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fisher-Price My First Vape
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
The firemen having a sudden craving for Doritos was a big clue
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Florida judge throws out first of 19 voting fraud cases trumpeted by DeSantis
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Time to feed your Mr. Fusion and fire up the DeLorean
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Republican gag on my first amendment rights? it's more likely than you think
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Conan O'Brien once fired a staffer for telling a server that it's understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself
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Thu October 20, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The vast majority of citizens of Worst Korea use Kakao, a super-app that lets you chat, shop, and hail your ride. A fire took down the its only server this past weekend, leaving the country at a standstill for days
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Firefighter loses home in blaze of irony
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chipotle launches Halloween promotion with Boorito's on October 31. The candle in the jack-o-lantern won't be the only thing on fire this holiday season
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
A tranquil autumn day spent napping under a blanket in the park gives you time to ponder some of life's mysteries, such as "Why is that fire truck coming right at me?"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Famous Boy Band enlists Philip Bailey of Earth Wind & Fire to replace their Trump loving lead singer
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(Some Nerd)
 
Hero
 
Why yes that was Wullf Yularen in the latest "Andor." This was his first live action appearance since being killed with millions of other people by a terrorist from Tatooine. He was an admiral who fought Separatists before fighting crime with the ISB
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
1960's beloved streetlight damaged by fire
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Lana Del Rey's music and other writings were stolen in a robbery, resulting in her first facial expression ever
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
1950s advice: Burn zinc flashlight batteries in your fireplace
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 911: "Autumnal" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed October 19, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In Glaswegian barber shops, some beards just don't respond to anything less than a full cache of fireworks
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Cannibal killer convicted of first degree murder, turns out "but your honor, his name was Bacon" is not a valid defense
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(PBS)
 
 
 
While "quiet quitting" might be considered a new phenomenon, "quiet firing" is as old as shiatty, passive-aggressive bosses
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remains of the first ever family of Neanderthals have been discovered in a cave in southern Siberia, Russia. Putin tries to send them to the front lines
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Phillies took Game 1, can they take Game 2, too? Or will the Padres even up the NLCS? Pitching matchup is Aaron Nola vs. Blake Snell and the first pitch between Philadelphia and San Diego is at 4:35 PM ET on FOX
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Headline: "Wyoming college wrestlers recount near-death fight with grizzly bear." No word on why the bear was accepted into the college's wrestling team in the first place
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
One third of managers want employees back in office full-time because they think employees are more motivated if they're being watched. Subby pretends to be just productive enough not to get fired
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Little haberdashery shop under fire for selling fabric depicting Golliwogs. Owners responses are mixed. "They're not Black, they're grey" & "We only get complaints from middle-aged white ladies" etc. Subby went ahead and read the comments, Ray
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Anna May Wong will be the first Asian American to be featured on US currency when a quarter featuring her face goes into circulation next week
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The biggest story on Sesame Street since the allegation that Bert and Ernie are "just good friends": the first name of Cookie Monster is revealed
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Police officers forced to resign for shooting suspect while innocent citizens were in the line of fire. Wait - check that - they are resigning for *not* shooting at the suspect because innocent citizens were in the line of fire
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This will either make you want to get your kid piano lessons or fire their lazy, good-for-nothing piano teacher
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Private equity as parasite: "the work done by modern-day private equity firms is not to finish off sick companies, but rather to stalk and gut the healthy ones"
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Tue October 18, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the Phillies and the Padres for Game 1 of the NLCS, and the pitchers are Zack Wheeler and Yu Darvish. Can Philly take Game 1 in San Diego? Or will the Padres take it in style? First pitch is at 8:03 PM ET on FS1
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Alabama is still mad they lost to Tennessee for the first time in 15 years
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's take two for Game 5 of the ALDS. Can the Guardians go into the Bronx and defeat the Yankees? Or will New York prevail over Cleveland? First pitch is at 4:07 PM ET on TBS. Now, no more postponements for this postseason, please
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Man impresses woman on first date with plane ride but the self-decapitation was a bit over the top. Get it? Over the top? I'll see myself out
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Queens man confesses to setting a Bangladeshi restaurant on fire because he "was very drunk" and they messed up his chicken biryani order. Chicken biryani, serious food
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Airbus wins first third-party mission for cutest cargo jet flying
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(Financial Post)
 
 
 
Investment firms BlackRock and Vanguard tell the UK (and the planet) to suck it, they're going to keep wallowing in that sweet, sweet carbon-y black gold
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After serving time for hiring a hitman to murder his ex-wife, As I Lay Dying's Tim Lambesis admits "I could have handled this a thousand different ways." First thing would be not to hire a hitman
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Johnson & Johnson firm & satisfying yet may lose a little girth & depth later
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(WKOW Madison)
 
 
 
Up to 40 teens learn the hard way that tossing a barrel of fuel on a bonfire is a bad idea
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Mon October 17, 2022
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Police shoot distraught woman for the crime of shooting herself before they could shoot her first
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Fire department called out to free woman's leg from human-eating massage chair (w/video). Only in one state could this happen
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Cartoon Network confirms that it's not shutting down -- it's "just turning 30." Now the channel is old enough to watch its own Adult Swim
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