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Fri June 24, 2022
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Netflix and pink slip
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Thu June 23, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
On Today's Weird or Cool from Japan -- just a moment, the Stupid Tag wants preference for Try Your Luck Vending Machines
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Wed June 22, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Yeah, but your fingertips have different type of stank
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Tue June 21, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"The proper technique involves 'painting' the full surface of the ball...using two fingertips. Then comes a very precise rubbing motion with the ball in between both hands to get...into the pores..." Not sure if baseball story or Deshaun Watson story
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
KFC is giving away 'Finger Sporks' apparently in an effort to make their side dishes look bigger as the "FACEPALM" tag just suffered multiple eye abrasions
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
KFC is giving away 'Finger Sporks' apparently in an effort to make their side dishes look bigger as the "FACEPALM" tag just suffered multiple eye abrasions
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Tue June 14, 2022
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Coors Light and Keystone Light are being recalled definitely not fondly if you've ever actually drank Coors Light and Keystone Light
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Sun June 12, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Give this guy a hand
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Thu June 09, 2022
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Do you want Terminators? Because that's how you get Terminators
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Wed June 08, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Simone Biles puts pinky-finger to her mouth: "one BILLION dollars"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Prickin' chickens increases finger lickin'
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Your wireless fingerprint now has blueteeth
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Have a problem with chewing on your nails? It's about to get worse
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Have a problem with chewing on your nails? It's about to get worse
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Tue June 07, 2022
(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Giving away your face and/or fingerprint is the "brilliant idea" to replace passwords in iOS 16
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Sun June 05, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
The woman put her hand out the car window, displayed her middle finger to the officer and reversed into his vehicle. After escaping, she ran into a store and consumed a travel size bottle of hard liquor. Good times mom, good times
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Max Scherzer's Dog, 1, Max Scherzer's pitching hand, 0
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Fri June 03, 2022
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
In most cases, gun makers cannot be sued if their gun was used in a crime. Which seems terribly unfair, considering all the legal troubles Subby's had over his "Baby's First Rattlesnake Farm" and "Do-it-yourself land mines" products
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Francisco Lindor gives hotel door the finger
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Steve Cohen thinks his Twitter joke about Francisco Lindor was ironic, but everyone else agrees it's a facepalm. Or a fail. Or awkward. Kind of stupid, really. But not amusing and not even technically ironic
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Thu June 02, 2022
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Apparently there's 11 different ways to 1) Open bag 2) Finish all the Doritos 3) Lick fingertips
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Tue May 24, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kate Moss to poop all over Amber Heard's defense
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Sun May 22, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Japanese street food vendor moves like he's chugged five gallons of Red Bull. Also, how does he have any fingers left?
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Sat May 21, 2022
(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
Five Finger Death Punch wounded by stage laser eye zap
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Wed May 18, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Your fingertip is much more than just your booger hook. Much, much more
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Tue May 17, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Pennsylvania GOP primaries haven't yet started, but the finger pointing has already started as to who is responsible for losing the governor's seat this fall. Is it MAGA, or Ultra-MAGA?
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Thu May 12, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
San Diego Padres manager Bob Melvin has prostate surgery, tells people don't fear the finger
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
He who articulated it particulated it, he who pointed the finger pulled the trigger, he who eulogized it aerosolized it
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Mets' new Tom Seaver statue is missing its little stub
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Thu May 05, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A robotic glove from MIT will give you powerful banana fingers. What you use them for is your business
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(Metro)
 
 
 
What your hand would look like if it existed purely for the purposes of sexual pleasure. Also who comes up with this stuff?
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Do the fingers point to Ginni Thomas as the Roe draft opinion leaker?
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Wed May 04, 2022
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Pops popcorn, snaps open camp chair: Anonymous threatens SCOTUS over leaked draft. Fail, Fake, Dumbass, Facepalm, Amusing tags all point fingers at each other
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but Coalfinger insists on not doing the right thing
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Sun May 01, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Several, you know, dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported
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Sat April 30, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
I'll take one scoop of Pineapple Express and one of Bubba Kush
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Wed April 27, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Suddenly, the GOP is the Big Government party, increasingly sticking its fingers in more and more pies to own the libs
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Tue April 26, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Macron celebrates his victory in the French presidential race by giving a big middle finger to the guy who is his rival's biggest source of funds; sending some of France's best "shoot and scoot" artillery to Ukraine
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Thu April 21, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
How to cut every meat, lose a finger
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Wed April 20, 2022
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
More and more rivers gaining "personhood" status, yet still unable to give humans "the finger"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
DeSantis decides he's into bestiality, fingers a mouse
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Stick your finger in up to a knuckle and pop it in the resulting hole
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Sat April 16, 2022
(WDTN Dayton)
 
 
 
Remember those stories warning you that thumbprint access would result in someone cutting your finger off to access your phone? Welp, here we are
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: CCW Event at a library. News: With "Firearm safety for black people" slide. Fark: Slide says to aim for children so you can be sure to hit another gang member and "always lick the chicken grease off your fingers before shooting." Yikes
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Fri April 15, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The bravest man in American journalism fingers the pulse of CPAC
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
A) Can I afford to quit now? B) Will be my new boss be as spineless, incompetent, and worthless? C) Is the new commute easier? D) How much spoiled, rancid fish should I nuke in the break room before striding out, fingerguns a-blazing?
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Thu April 14, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Minnesota Wild player fined for giving Evander Kane the finger. Hockey fans find his Venmo and donate to cover the fine. Fark: Kane's ex-wife donates $200
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Tue April 12, 2022
(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Boy born with 12 fingers writes book. Bet that didn't take long
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Mon April 11, 2022
(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month March 2022 voting for STEM
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Fri April 08, 2022
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Maybe rethink the future if she brings the following items on your date: bleach, duct tape, lighters, gloves, a Stanley knife, a to-do list, featuring plans including "Drive to gravesite", and "Walk him to site, kill and bury"
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Fri April 01, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
You can have my toaster when you pry it from my burnt, crumbly, hot and toasty fingers
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Thu March 31, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Pull my ancient finger. How scientists are recreating the scentscape of ancient history
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
So what items in stores are targeted by people using the five finger discount? And why doesn't condoms have its own entry?
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Wed March 30, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pointy finger
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Tue March 29, 2022
(Wunderman Thompson)
 
 
 
Now we have "emotional diets" that include chocolate bars spiked with "I-theanine" and "content series" that include "relax hacks" like "yoga." Subby sprained his airquote fingers explaining "functional beverage company" so read at your own risk
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Mon March 28, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby is hosting a small goodbye for her boss and needs recommendations for heavy pupus (finger foods). LGT one example
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Rock won't press charges after finding out what the five fingers said to his face
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Wed March 16, 2022
(Vox)
 
 
 
Strangled in the crib by Coalfinger
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
From a pregnant dude to beans, and everything in-betweens, 37 new super weird emojis dropped
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Tue March 15, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The origins of language in humans may have started with simple hand gestures such as waving as a greeting, or using a finger or two to indicate that another member of the group should get f-ed
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Fri March 11, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mark Hamill gives Ben Shapiro the finger. Pretty sure it wasn't the little one, either
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Convoy trucker is REALLY UPSET that DC drivers are giving him and his convoy buddies the one finger salute. It's not like they're trying to snarl already bad traffic for stupid reasons or anything
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Mon March 07, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Anastasia Beaverhausen and Ron Swanson: "Russian president, go f*ck yourself"
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Sat March 05, 2022
(National Today)
 
 
 
Happy National Cheese Doodle Day. What color are your fingers, Farkers?
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Fri March 04, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Teacher of the Year chases student down the hall and slaps him in the face for the crime of....wearing a hoodie. Teacher is then granted early retirement so he can keep all his benefits
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Mon February 28, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Vlad says Russia's 'economic reality' has 'considerably changed' in the face of 'problematic' Western sanctions and does permanent finger damage from all these 'air quotes.' "obvious" tag facepalmed so hard it's now in more ruins than the rouble
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Sat February 26, 2022
(Big E Radio)
 
 
 
With the system back up and running (crosses fingers) Noise Factor will hit the air at 10:30PM ET with a bonus track from a show favourite, Floor. Also featuring Hazemaze, Horseburner, Kyle Shutt, and our friend from down under, Steve Welsh
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Doctor, Doctor please .... I tried to pick my nose and something bit my finger
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