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Thu August 06, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Well time to break out a statue in her honor for such a bold outpouring of emotion
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Gentlemen, he can rebuild himself. He has the technology
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Adorable raccoons show off their finger paintings
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(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
Clear glass came to ancient Rome from Egypt. Soon every Roman could walk into a bar, hold up two fingers and say "five beers, please"
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Turns out Trump lip-syncer Sarah Cooper is responsible for TikTok ban. Somebody got his fee-fees hurt
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Thu July 30, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Wouldn't that depend on how many teeth and/or fingers you're still employing?
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sure, teach a raccoon to finger paint. Next thing you know it'll be making guns and stealing prosthetic legs
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby can't whistle. Subby can't blow a bubble with bubblegum. We all know Subby's a loser, but what about you? What common things can you inexplicably not do?
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Amuse your fellow Covid house-arrest inmates with this guide to making shadow puppets from the 30's (before television). Disclaimer: not responsible for inmates breaking your fingers
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends nose. Especially if you don't have fingers
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Three Fingered Jack offs 19-year-old
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Science gives us a better way to detect bean flickin', chicken chokin', kitten killin'
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that our universe really is a speck of dust on a giants fingernail
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: Fox attacks the Washington Post
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Paging a Mister Sweeney Todd? Sweeney Todd to the white courtesy phone please (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The more you tighten your grip, Gmail, the more app systems will slip through your fingers
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
"It was mentioned that Johnny Depp's finger may be somewhere, and when I was clearing up I found it"
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(Atlas Shrugged)
 
 
 
Strange star somehow survives supernova, shoots off across galaxy, comes to Earth, is drawn to heavy metal music, learns guitar with its alien six fingers, and rocks the pure roll
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Physicists discover rotating black holes might serve as portals for hyperspace travel, your mom jokes
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Mon July 13, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
CNN's Jeff Zucker: as a news organization we really need to have our finger on the pulse and look for new trends and emerging stories; so we're putting together a team to look into this whole "institutional" racism thing that just started happening
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Fri July 10, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dairy Queen Deb is on the other side of the counter
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This is one amazing handjob
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Sun July 05, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Steve the MRE guy celebrates the birth of our nation by eating a 1993 vintage hotdog ration, affectionally nicknamed 'The Four Fingers of Death'
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Sat July 04, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
A record number of people will lose a finger this year
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Fri July 03, 2020
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
The Navajo Nation looking to nationalize Remington Arms
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Tue June 30, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Seeing as we could do with a bit of good news, the story of one family's dad recovering from Coronavirus
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Mon June 29, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Time$ bail$ out of Apple News Plu$. Apple users bypass NYT paywall thanks to Safari's protections against browser fingerprinting
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Cops find it odd that suicide victim washed blood off her hands, wiped fingerprints off of gun and then placed gun on her left side even though she was right handed
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
NASA agrees to send astronauts to the ISS on used Dragon capsules and used Falcon rockets. In response, certain members of the Senate and Boeing executives are sticking fingers in their ears and going "Lalalalalalala I can't hear you"
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Twitter)
 
Boobies
 
I don't care what they're actually demanding, the Federalist can take my boobies when they pry them from my soft fingers
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Miami mayor blames coronavirus spike on restaurants. Jacksonville mayor sticks his fingers in his ears and screams nah nah can't hear you. Lenny, Lenny, Lenny
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
We've done so many tests that coronavirus is now an illusion, you're getting very sleepy, when I snap my tiny fingers you won't remember anything before the emptiesburg address
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Pot warns Americans of kettle
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
No, but if he wants to take it that way, it's fine by me
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Wed June 17, 2020
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: SDG&E Worker Fired Over Alleged Racist Gesture Says He Was Cracking Knuckles
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Sat June 13, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Finger tapping head - you can't start the second wave if you never technically finish the first wave
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Fri June 12, 2020
(CafeMom)
 
 
 
Finally a story to make the Farkettes cringe and cross their legs
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Thu June 11, 2020
(The Face)
 
 
 
With the news that hotels will be doing away with their breakfast buffets post-coronavirus, we pay tribute to the joys of their mis-matched, reheated tidbits
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Tue June 09, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
If you get an Amazon package with an engagement ring in it, an Amazon warehouse worker would like to talk to you
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(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
The Chicago cop who flipped off protesters currently contemplating how to violate the rights of the desk he's riding
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
1A) Always wipe the booger finger *before* beginning
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama store owner calls cops on robber, gets punched by cops for his trouble. If you have to ask their skin colors
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
After the gas station incident, Karen Arizona is having an intervention because her husband says she's not normally a raving, unhinged, racist
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Mon June 08, 2020
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
19-year-old woman's birthday weekend threesome has an unhappy ending
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Fri June 05, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
That's 1...2...3..4 Republican racist shiatheels sharing George Floyd posts. Ah ah ah
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Protip:If you show up at the ER with "a missing hand. Several fingers on the other hand also gone, and shrapnel wounds to the neck and throat"; neither the ER docs, nor the FBI are going to buy your story of a freak gardening accident
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Wed June 03, 2020
(The Grio)
 
 
 
A man, charged with no crime, has been convicted by the Twitter fingers of the President of the United States
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Mon June 01, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Putin reschedules vote to extend his rule until 2036 and change the Russian Constitution. Meanwhile in the White House, tiny orange fingers begin trembling with excitement as they reach for their box of gold-plated precedental safety crayons
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Oracle of Twitter spoke in 2012, a finger on a monkey's paw curled, and here we are in 2020
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Here's your first decidedly Not-Safe-For-Work look at season two of The Boys
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Sat May 23, 2020
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
While you freak out, panic drink, and gnaw your fingernails to their nubs, it's the children who are totally chill living in a pandemic
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
System Shock 3 development taken over by Chinese government-owned media conglomerate Tencent. On the bright side, at least we can be sure that the hacking minigame will be 100% legit
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Chris Cuomo has some sage, stern advice for Democrats
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
And if anyone knows about political drive by shootings, it's Turd Blossom
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Sun May 17, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pompeo feels the short-fingered shove on his back and lands under a very bloody bus
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Dr. Trump says virus will just go away because I'm both crossing my fingers and wishing on a star. That's what I learned when I got my medical degree at Trump University
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Hungary's Victor Orban promises to give up emergency powers 'soon,' while holding not one but four fingers to the corner of his mouth
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Tue May 12, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Looks like now might be the time to start that subscription to Jezebel
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Court rules that blowing your fingers off with fireworks is not a job-related injury for a truck driver
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Moscow residents to begin wearing masks and gloves next week, which is the earliest the KGB can have every comrade's photo and fingerprints uploaded
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Indy100)
 
 
 
The Kardashianvirus has mutated and now has 3 hands
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Sun May 03, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Oddjob's bowler hat from Goldfinger pops up on Antiques Roadshow, doesn't come up short on value
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Sat May 02, 2020
(WLTX Columbia)
 
 
 
Restaurant terrorized by saliva-coated Hand of God
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Thu April 30, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
World crosses its fingers as Florida man takes on HP over its 'rinky dink ink stink'
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
If not for the quarantine I would have never discovered Rita Ora or the boob harness. Thanks, Coronavirus
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(The Register)
 
 
 
If you share your spotify password with someone don't be surprised when they hijack your smart speakers from anywhere on the interwebs. Also, *taps fingertips* exxxxcellent
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Here's how you reopen a city, not by waving a magic wand or crossing your fingers
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass endangered golden lion tamarin enjoys fingering her tiny Angus
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
*roll safe guy puts finger to his temple* Can't have a second wave if everybody dies in the first wave
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
PETA tries to put little finger to corner of mouth but can't quite reach it
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Tue April 21, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York's snitch line is seeing results, if by results you mean pics of middle fingers and penises
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Fri April 17, 2020
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Better Call Saul's Kim Wexler is one of the best-written women on TV. Prove me wrong
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chicago Police held its first ever online community meeting and went just as you would expect from an internet savvy public: with cursing, middle fingers, racial slurs, and porn
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Maggie Haberman again finds herself defending the New York Times against Sean Hannity's idiocy
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
A top UK scientist is '80 percent' confident that a vaccine for COVID-19 will be ready in six months. Cross your fingers, folks
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