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headlines found matching 'Financial Times'
Fri March 31, 2023
(BBC-US)
 
  
 
 Italians now really pissed that Americans living in Italy during World War II were the ones who supposedly invented 'their' carbonara
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Wed March 29, 2023
(Forbes)
 
  
 
 "Workers are out, investors are in." - This is not a repeat from 1980
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Tue March 28, 2023
(CNN)
 
  
 
 Asian countries years behind in anal vibrator technology
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Mon March 27, 2023
(MSN)
 
  
 
 Cat videos limiting soaring artillery
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Fri March 24, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 ARM will soon cost a Leg
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Mon March 20, 2023
(Guardian)
 
  
 
 Day 390 of WW3. International Criminal Court raising funds to investigate and prosecute even more Russian war crimes. Where's Jerry Lewis when you need him? Welcome to your Monday Russo-Ukraine War thread
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Sun March 19, 2023
(CNBC)
 
  
 
 UBS to Credit Suisse: "Best I can do is $0.50 per share. Take it or leave it"
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Sat March 18, 2023
(MSN)
 
  
 
 Truly a Free Market Jenius
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(CNN)
 
  
 
 Credit Suisse has 36 hours left. Stock up on that cocoa while you can
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(Forbes)
 
  
 
 The "sandwich generation" is financially taking care of their parents and kids. Mmmmmm...sandwich
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Fri March 17, 2023
(Axios)
 
  
 
 From the 'Never let a good crisis go to waste' school of journalism: "SVB employees blame remote work for bank failure"
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(Business Insider)
 
  
 
 Congratulations, Peter Thiel. You played yourself
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Thu March 16, 2023
(Variety)
 
  
 
 Old men are still yelling at each other, stalling a $500 million music rights deal. All they need to do is to keep... talking
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(Fox Business)
 
  
 
 Bankman-Fried transferred $2.2 billion from Alameda Research to his personal accounts. His inner circle of five henchmen tranferred $1 billion more to their own. Nobody knows how former FTX clients will get any of it back
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Wed March 15, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Jack Welch died in 2020, and GE just erased his epitaph at this year's Investor Day Event
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Tue March 14, 2023
(MSN)
 
  
 
 Kinda feel like if you're being paid $7+ million a year, you could maybe afford to pay for your own damn pizza. Hope he tips well, at least, but probably not
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Sat March 11, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Wait...which one is "worst Korea"' again?
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Fri March 10, 2023
(Fortune)
 
  
 
 Worst Korea unveils plan to let workers do 69
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(The Register)
 
  
 
 Why buy when (it's illegal) when you can rent (and that's allowed)?
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Wed March 08, 2023
(Jalopnik)
 
  
 
 Fix Or Repeat DDoS
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Sat March 04, 2023
(PC Gamer)
 
  
 
 Just when you thought you've got the world by the tail, had it wrapped around and put in your pocket, sadly you end up in a stolen van down by the massage parlor. And you would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for those damn gamers
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Tue February 28, 2023
(PC Gamer)
 
  
 
 Beyond Bad and Even Worse
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 Author who coined the term 'metaverse' calls AI-generated content boring, demands people stop trying to make his dystopias real
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Thu February 23, 2023
(Forbes)
 
  
 
 China bans ChatGPT over fears that it could spread American propaganda
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Wed February 22, 2023
(Newsweek)
 
  
 
 Dmitry Medvedev offers his full support for Ukraine Special Military Operation during Putin's address, sends lots of ZZZs
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Mon February 20, 2023
(Ars Technica)
 
  
 
 John Henry lives
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Sun February 19, 2023
(Gizmodo)
 
  
 
 IBM CEO says it's a good thing if AI takes your job. Not his, though. Just yours
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Wed February 15, 2023
(Gizmodo)
 
  
 
 EU to determine if Amazon violated any of the three laws of acquiring iRobot
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Tue February 14, 2023
(Fox Business)
 
  
 
 There's a Facebook freeze going on and "zero work" is getting done because of layoffs looming
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Mon February 13, 2023
(MSN)
 
  
 
 His only regret is not firing everyone sooner. Also that he can only fire them once. And that the law prevents him from kicking their grandmothers down some stairs
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Wed February 08, 2023
(Mother Jones)
 
  
 
 Trump of the South now retired in Florida, bragging about his activities on TikTok and living the American dream. Probably golfing with Trump of the North
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Tue January 31, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Elmo wants TwitPay to disrupt the payments industry, and with crypto. Banks: Oh wait, let me laugh even harder
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Mon January 30, 2023
(PC Gamer)
 
  
 
 Belarussian KGB puts World of Tanks studio head on terrorism list, possibly after trying to grind through the French tank destroyer line in game
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Sun January 29, 2023
(The Takeout)
 
  
 
 I know it may seem Impossible to believe, almost Beyond belief, but it turns out consumers really don't like fake meat
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(Guardian)
 
  
 
 JFC, have these people no shame? Liz Truss stages a comeback with "It's not my policies that were wrong, it was the lack of public support that was wrong". How do they still even exist outside the penalty box...Rupert?
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Fri January 27, 2023
(PC Gamer)
 
  
 
 Fallout 4 realism mod drastically shortens campaign
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Mon January 23, 2023
(Business Insider)
 
  
 
 Guy that has been retired for twenty years claims woke generation is to lazy to work. Also thinks those elites at Davos are stupid
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Wed January 18, 2023
(Guardian)
 
  
 
 Cut sales and QA to save costs, lose half your customers. Much genius, so many trails blazed
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Tue January 17, 2023
(Slate)
 
  
 
 Coincidentally, "Gangbanged by Plagiarizing Chatbots" is the working title of Chuck Tingle's next opus
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Sun January 15, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 America: "Covid's over. Don't care." Europe: "Hold my shockingly nice but warm beer"
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Fri January 13, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Warner Brothers-Discovery takes another step toward full Searsification: they're now looking to sell off their movie music library that includes "The Wizard of Oz (1938)" and "Westworld (1973)"
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Tue January 10, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Survey finds half of top foreign-policy experts say Russia will become a failed state or break up by 2033. The other half likes to stand near windows and enjoy tea in public
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Mon January 09, 2023
(CNBC)
 
  
 
 This IoT business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it
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Fri January 06, 2023
(Slate)
 
  
 
 Ackshually, it's about ethics in crypto journalism
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(Futurism)
 
  
 
 Elderly billionaires may become immortal. No hope for the rest of us
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Tue January 03, 2023
(PC Gamer)
 
  
 
 In order to "save" its crumbling games industry, Russia is considering founding a company even worse than Electronic Arts, if that's even possible
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(PC Gamer)
 
  
 
 Modder improves racing game by doing what? Oh, dolly
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Sat December 31, 2022
(Huffington Post UK)
 
  
 
 Unlike prior generations, millennials are not becoming more conservative as they grow older. It's almost like you can't conserve anything if you don't have anything in the first place
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Fri December 30, 2022
(MSN)
 
  
 
 Ask him to tell that to the people standing in his farking parking lot looking for work
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Thu December 29, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
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 Mastodon tells VCs to buzz off
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Sun December 25, 2022
(NPR)
 
  
 
 ♪ ♫ All our times have come... Here but now they're gone... Seasons don't fear Yanluo Wang... Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain.... We can be like they are... ♫ ♪
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Thu December 22, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
  
 
 Twitter is "a crashing plane with its engines on fire" according to the moron who set the engines on fire and sent the plane into a stalled tailspin
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Mon December 19, 2022
(PC Gamer)
 
  
 
 After backlash from this year's Saints' Row reboot, Volition retroactively ruins Saints' Row 4 as well
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Fri December 16, 2022
(Washington Times)
 
  
 
 Use your turkey drippings for a transatlantic flight
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Tue December 13, 2022
(Vice)
 
  
 
 Identity of disabled writer was being faked by person with moral disability
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(PC Gamer)
 
  
 
 Fortnite might actually be worth playing this weekend, for at least 3 hours
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Mon December 12, 2022
(Independent)
 
  
 
 This is a big freaking deal
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Thu December 08, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
  
 
 Crypto investors duped by evil twins
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Fri December 02, 2022
(US News)
 
  
 
 Florida lawmakers will be using Bob Iger's return as an excuse to reverse their hasty decision to cut off the sweet Dole Whip flavored flow of donated Disney Dollars
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