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Thu May 26, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
GDP contraction, last quarter, was the worst since the Covid recession, which as we all know is over and done with. No Covid problems here, or anywhere you can see. Buy more, citizen
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The Ruble remains on a 4 year high as another attempt is made to stop Russia to pay money to people who like money
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Wed May 25, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
It seems ESG stocks are kind of like organic food: not necessarily better for you or the world, and a lot of it is sold by bullshiatters
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Tue May 24, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Young investors lose big in crypto market bloodbath. Subby feels their pain of being naive enough to think one can make easy money by doing nothing
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
NYC's last street pay phone removed by crane, and not by the traditional method of being vomited on by a drunk finance bro and set on fire by some skell
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Knock on wood after losing the Midas touch
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Sun May 22, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
The average American now has $9,000 less in personal savings than they did last year, down to a shockingly low $62,086. Still, you should splurge every once in a while and treat yourself to a can of wet cat food. What could it cost, ten dollars?
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Fri May 20, 2022
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Old news: Wells Fargo opened fake accounts. New News: Wells Fargo staged fake job interviews
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Thu May 19, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
After seeing the overinflated values, wildly fluctuating prices, egotistical "bro" cultural, and disconnection from the real economy, major crypto exchange decides that stock trading complements their existing business quite nicely
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
On a dark Dublin backstreet / Cool wind in their hair/ A hub of Russian finance quietly goes nowhere
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
WallStreetBets collects another hedge fund scalp. Sorry, Melvin
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Cyptobros may be tax cheats? You don't say
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Cyptobros may be tax cheats? You don't say
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Victorian Plumbing predicts 'modest' growth in 2022 due to inflation affecting costs and prices of chamberpots, lead pipes, and stone troughs
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Tue May 17, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Corollary: Over 60% thought it was a great idea
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Diversity on corporate boards is a Good Thing. Mandating it, however, is unconstitutional
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Mon May 16, 2022
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Look who suddenly supports government backing of currency
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Fortune)
 
 
 
After crash, wife of Luna coin founder under police protection as burned crypto cult members get scary
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Thu May 12, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Coinbase is having an outage. This decentralized monetary system outside the protections of the FDIC sounds better and better as more time passes
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Strange things are afoot in the shares of GME and AMC. Trade is halted as shares soar for no reason
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Even Sir Isaac Newton proved that an Apple can indeed fall
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Right about now, all those people who thought Bitcoin was the future are starting to question their faith in Sparkle Motion
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Wed May 11, 2022
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Canoo cannot
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Crypto, Coinbase going crapto
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Now that there's no longer a shortage of paper, Tiger Global's latest fund is a paper tiger
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Mon May 09, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
While not dividing by zero, multiplying by 1/2 is still much pain, very crypto
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Best troll or stupidest person, unclear
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Sat May 07, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Finance, actors, the Great Outdoors, and of course Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 28-May 4: Patio Kitten Edition
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Fri May 06, 2022
(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Sometimes you find a great deal online, and click "buy" before figuring out shipping costs or where you'll store it. This is like that, but with an entire ski lift
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Thu May 05, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Not to alarm anyone but the stock market is currently crashing
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Tue May 03, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Vice is for sale
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Sun May 01, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
"In my life, I try and avoid things that are stupid and evil and make me look bad in comparison to somebody else - and bitcoin does all three"
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Fri April 29, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Russia stronkly shrugs off puny economic sanctions, slashes central bank interest rate to 14%, predicts miniscule inflation of 23%, increases chocolate ration to 5 grammes
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Wed April 27, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Federal judge denies motion by Elon Musk to terminate consent decree requiring a "Twitter Sitter" to vet his tweets. #buyersremorse
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Rob for the rich and fire the poor. Robinhood to lay off 9% of full time staff
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tax lawyer: Sorry Gov. DeSantis, Florida is barred by contractual obligations from unwinding Disney's Reedy Creek Improvement District. At least until 2029, anyway
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(Al Arabiya)
 
 
 
Russia fails to sell oil in jumbo tender Coincidentally, Jumbo Tender is also subby's gigolo name
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Mon April 25, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fark PolTab soon to see increase in submissions and comments
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you are heavily invested in nuclear weapons manufacturers, I have some good news and bad news. Good news is, you're making a ton of money. Bad news would be that you're not going to be able to spend it in a burned out wasteland
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Sat April 23, 2022
(WBOY Clarksburg)
 
 
 
Joe Manchin announces $3.2 million to help poor West Virginians pay heating and cooling bills somehow sneaked past him while he was busy protecting them from money for childcare, education, housing, job training and tax cuts
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Fri April 22, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Everybody: "The government must stop inflation immediately, using any available tools to do so." Federal Reserve: "OK." Everybody: "Nooo, not like that" *EVERYBODY PANIC*
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Through spokesman, Putin says says US should audit Zelensky's finances before we send Ukraine any more aid
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Rite-Aid, wrong buyout
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Thu April 21, 2022
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Beto advocates for blackjack and weed as a way to offset soaring Texas property taxes
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
New on-demand trucker company is looking like a real mother
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Wed April 20, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret launches tween brand. "The company has no plans for Happy Nation stores but will engage digitally." umm, phrasing
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
"The billionaire founder of a global crypto exchange made an anonymous $14 million contribution to a super PAC. Only it wasn't anonymous. And it wasn't $14 million." Aren't campaign finance laws FUN these days? Thanks Justice Roberts
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
No idea what category this belongs in but the tag is an easy choice
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Sat April 16, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
They're both idiots?
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Thu April 14, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Citigroup beats on better trading, less whining from its boss
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Wed April 13, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
While not certainly complete, here's a pretty good starter list of who in Hollywood has more more money than sense
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Tue April 12, 2022
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
A former state senator from Greenwood could serve up to 10 years in prison after admitting in court to campaign finance violations and lying to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Guess the party
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Mon April 11, 2022
(Times of Malta)
 
 
 
Russia: We'll see you in court court. *Pays lawyers in bushels of acorns*
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Fri April 08, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
NFT game company Sky Mavis, which recently lost $650M in one of the worst crypto hacks ever, shuts down. Just kidding, they raised $150M more in VC funding
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Sat April 02, 2022
(Deadline Detroit)
 
 
 
Mellissa Carone, who previously testified spectacularly drunk, continues her streak by being disqualified from running for office. Seems she hasn't settled her previous campaign finance violations. Drink
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Fri April 01, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So crowd funding is an inefficient way to pay off medical debt
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Tue March 29, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russia offers to pay its debts in rubble
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Mon March 28, 2022
(Forex News)
 
 
 
China to Russia: New phone, who dis?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What's the difference between Credit Suisse Bank and a heavy metal band? When the heavy metal band shreds, the US House Subcommittee on National Security doesn't ask for an investigation. OK, maybe they do, but only about the Satanic overtones
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Bank of Japan looks like it's doing one of those emergency Quantitative bond thingies. Nothing to worry about. All is well
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Market Regulators are worried that people who are putting their entire life savings on 1-day, out of the money options and screaming "YOLO MFers" just might be getting in over their heads
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Thu March 24, 2022
(Pantagraph)
 
 
 
COVID testing fraud reaches Illinois level of criminal embezzlement - CEO of state's biggest testing company is indicted for tax fraud and being sued by business associates for spending money on things like albino turtles for breeding
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Wed March 23, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What kind of a dunderhead would be afraid of a squiggly line? "Hello"
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Tue March 22, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
You think your job is boring? According to a new study, these are the worst
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
From a man with a half-beard, here is how much you really need to save for retirement
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Mon March 21, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Someone out there thinks that Russia will be able to pay its debts in 10 years
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
I'm an attorney with $200K in student loans - how can I go bankrupt to lose this debt?
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Sun March 20, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Your Uber driver is (a) a grad student trying to make ends meet, (b) a musician doing a side gig, or (c) the former finance minister of Afghanistan
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Sat March 19, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
World to Russia: Your actions violate all international norms. Russia: get farked. International Court: You are committing war crimes R: Blow me. Bondholders: You are about to default on your debt. R: please take our money, don't hurt us
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Thu March 17, 2022
(Forex News)
 
 
 
Russia warns that Bosnia and Herzegovina could face a massive influx of money, supplies, and support if they join NATO
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russia: The check's in the mail. We're good now, right? 👍
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Wed March 16, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
.25's too little, two years too late
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Take Russia out of the emerging markets, and investors are left with BICS. Veet Voojagig approves
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Tue March 15, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Please have mercy on me, your honor, I cannot pay my court fees because I was prevented from completing the bank robbery
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Headline: Russia Is Spiraling Toward a $150 Billion Default Nightmare. Reality: who's going to actually take that hit?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The long odds of Longwood's head coach going from law and finance to March Madness
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Mon March 14, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wow. Pretty soon Russia and Trump will actually be indistinguishable from one another
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Fri March 11, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Belarus' credit rating cut to "ruble adjacent"
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Thu March 10, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Household wealth tops $150 trillion for the first time, or $100 adjusted for inflation
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Mon March 07, 2022
(NBC DFW)
 
Hero
 
Probably the only time you'll ever see the words 'NFT' and 'asswipe' earn this tag
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Fri March 04, 2022
(Fortune)
 
 
 
With all these sanctions, the Russian war machine will have to grind to a halt soon, right? Yes. Well, actually, no
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Thu March 03, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Amazon partners with 140 colleges for tuition-free education perk for workers assuming they can stay awake during classes and are willing to supply their own pee bottles
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(Financial Express)
 
 
 
Russia can't use cryptos on a broad scale to evade sanctions. Also, can't use magic beans
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Wed March 02, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin has done something seemingly unheard of only a few short days ago... He has united every political party in the world together in seeking his destruction
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Finally, watchdog groups are realizing that crypto is a sham
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Tue March 01, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Microsoft seems to be the only ones that have actually read the Geneva Convention
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
JP Morgan CEO Jamie Dimon warns that sanctions against Russia could have "unintended consequences" and by that, he means that rich people like him could end up losing money
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russia: SWIFT? We don't need SWIFT. We built our own. With hookers and blackjack and crypto
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Mon February 28, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Russia's central bank refuses to open the Moscow Exchange in order to keep the ruble from becoming rubble
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Sun February 27, 2022
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Russian bonds now have a worse Rotten Tomatoes score than Tomorrow Never Dies
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Fri February 25, 2022
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
And now, a little positive karma to invade your life
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Wed February 23, 2022
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Gretchen Whitmer is such a horrible failure as a governor that Michigan is the leader in economic growth in the country. Thanks Big Gretch
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Tue February 22, 2022
(TooFab)
 
 
 
Tennessee woman who thought she'd found love and wealth ends up lonely and broke. Yes, of course cryptocurrency was involved
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(The Irish News)
 
 
 
Four tens of people are bad at mathing
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Mon February 21, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That's a lot of words to say it's a worthless waste of time, resources, energy, and money
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Thu February 17, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Want a French bulldog puppy? Too expensive? We'll give you a loan with annual interest charges of 189%
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Billionaire, who will be worth zero in a few decades (cuz he'll be dead) says that Bitcoin will be worth 0 in 100 years
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Tue February 15, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The Republicans are advertising a future terrorist attack on DC, again
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Bitcoin proud to finance any attempts at undermining democracy in Canada and US
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Thu February 10, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Quick rich scheme: Make a fake GoFundMe to support the truckers and pocket the money before it's outlawed
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Ken Burns-style voiceover. "My dearest Amanda. I write this at a Chick-fil-A, all while awaiting word on the antifa and BLM hordes that I have been assured are storming the border as we speak. Send Twinkies"
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
If you're wondering why they don't just tow the truck driver protestors away, here's your answer. Still waiting for the article on why they don't suspend driver CDLs
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Mon February 07, 2022
(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Another example of how everything TFG touches dies
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(CNN)
 
 
 
On second thought, perhaps Elon Musk shouldn't have plowed $2 billion of Tesla's money into Bitcoin. But this thread may be where we see a rare congruence of cryptobros and Knights of the Musk Table standing in solidarity to defend their liege lords
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Wed February 02, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
EU says it will become "climate neutral" by 2050 through re-labeling of nuclear and gas power as "sustainable." In related news, Subby plans to "lose" weight this year by referring to beer as "magic health juice"
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Tue February 01, 2022
(Medium)
 
 
 
"The rich have too much money, and nowhere to put it and so the economy is in metastatic, stage-four Ponzi-ism"
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Mon January 31, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Investors value some Bahamian-based Ponzi-scheme market maker at $32 billion. This seems like a good time to mention the value of my Franklin Mint Collectibles which may or may not have gone up in value
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Sat January 29, 2022
(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
GQP mayor realizes you don't need to ban books; you just have to withhold funds to libraries until they remove the books you don't like
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Fri January 28, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Jim Cramer drags Cathy Wood through a bloody Wall Street so everyone can throw stones at her. And, presumably, him
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh, what's 423 million dollars anyway, it could happen to anyone
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