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headlines found matching 'Filling station'
Thu March 23, 2023
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
  
 
 Century-old historic building gets million-dollar night-time move from busy corner to large park, making way for office tower. Fark: it's a gas station
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Fri March 17, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Holy Sheetz. That is gonna cause a line at the gas station
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
  
 
 Because you will bow to your corporate overlords and thank them when they piss on you. Oh, and capitalism
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Thu March 16, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Big orange boob catches fire in Florida, no not that one the other one
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(WESH Orlando)
 
  
 
 Rising temps are making alligators horny earlier than ever
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Sun March 12, 2023
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
  
 
 Class action lawsuit against a company that runs those convenience store "slot" machines... Why? Because seven Missourians allege they have played Torch's machines on several occasions and lost money from them
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Tue March 07, 2023
(WTAJ)
 
  
 
 Wawa has decided to invade Sheetz territory
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Tue February 28, 2023
(Oddity Central)
 
  
 
 Beware gas pump jockeys, this robotic arm which will refuel your car for you is coming for your joRbs. Probably will still not help Oregon and New Jersey
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Mon February 20, 2023
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
  
 
 Pro tip: If you're about to get busted for drugs, don't also have a package clearly marked "Explosives". Fark/Obvious - No explosives found
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Sun February 19, 2023
(AP News)
 
  
 
 The hourly delivery of tots and pears sent to Columbus Georgia
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Thu February 16, 2023
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
  
 
 Gas station using booming opera music to chase off homeless loiterers. Neighbors reportedly preferred the loiterers
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Fri February 10, 2023
(Victoria Times Colonist)
 
  
 
 Driving a phoney police car while impaired, in possession of drugs, while on probation and carrying an infant in the back seat, no way to go through life son, oh yea and the firearm just isn't a good idea either
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Wed February 08, 2023
(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
  
 
 If you're going to break into a gas station and rob it, be sure to hang on to your debit card, right Florida Man?
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Mon February 06, 2023
(Boston.com)
 
  
 
 What's the shortest distance between two Dunkin's in Mass.?
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Fri February 03, 2023
(WCTI 12 New Bern)
 
  
 
 Bad luck: Getting killed in a motorcycle wreck. Worse luck: Your penis ends up in a gas station parking lot
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." -James Joyce
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Thu February 02, 2023
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
  
 
 In a once in a lifetime event, someone returns found money to the cops... and it ends up in the right hands. (Bonus: she ends up with more than was in the bag)
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Fri January 27, 2023
(The Root)
 
  
 
 Who knew Jim Crowe worked at an Oregon gas station?
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Wed January 25, 2023
(WSPA)
 
  
 
 Gas Pump Razor Blades is the name of my Nine Inch Nails tribute band
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Sat January 21, 2023
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
  
 
 Coming soon to an interstate near you, a new chain of truck stops from... Wawa?
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Fri January 20, 2023
(NBC Chicago)
 
  
 
 You know what's bad? Getting a large hole in your pants and having it caught on video. You know what's worse? This
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Sat December 17, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
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 Rejoice, no longer is a Gatorade bottle and adult diapers required for truckers at depots.The Trucker Bathroom Access Act was introduced in the House. Shippers, retailers, and marine terminals would be required to open their facilities to truckers
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