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Mon November 30, 2020
(Some AI)
 
 
 
For the past 50 years, scientists have been trying to figure out how proteins fold themselves into their final shape. Finally, we have a use for advanced AI that isn't finding Sarah Connor
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This PS5 is for sale because the wife figured out it isn't an air purifier
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Fri November 27, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
I understand that toppling monuments to historical American figures is all the rage these days, but this may not be they way to do it
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Thu November 26, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
After cops ask him to leave Walmart because he won't wear a mask, Ohio man figures the one thing that would make the situation better would be to put on his brass knuckles
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Wed November 25, 2020
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
I hope you're sitting down for this and not drinking any water, but right-wing media figures like Charlie Kirk, Candace Owens and Newt Gingrich are lying about the election being stolen to grift their followers for money
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
How the founder of a company that makes vegan jerky from mushrooms went from having the negative bank account balance he deserves to receiving a 6-figure investment from some dumbass
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Mon November 23, 2020
(Public Radio Tulsa)
 
 
 
So obvious, Kansas figured it out
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Sun November 22, 2020
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Scientists want you to know how your ancestors smelled. Subby figures it was with their noses, but maybe we'll learn something new
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Wed November 18, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
2020 keeps bringing good news to the Mets, as nine-figure stiff Robinson Canó tests positive for PEDs and is out for all of 2021
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(Medium)
 
 
 
IBM executive figures that Apple is saving about $2.5 billion/year on low-end MacBooks by switching from Intel to its own faster & cheaper chips
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Formula 1, long dominated by wealthy Europeans, still trying to figure out how to add diversity. Thankfully, people of color have won 7 of the last 12 championships. Unfortunately, "people of color" means Lewis Hamilton
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Mon November 16, 2020
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
And how the bidders loved him Rudolph and Santa figures soar to sale of $368,000 at auction
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Sun November 15, 2020
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Okay, it's been a couple days, long enough for spoilers to be set aside: here's the background info on the three new masked figures in Friday's episode of The Mandalorian for those that aren't uber-fans
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Wed November 11, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ticketmaster exploring options on requiring COVID vaccination and negative test for all concert goers in 2021. Just as soon as they figure out how to bilk the most money out of customers through additional surcharges
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Funko wasted absolutely no time getting its latest Baby Yoda figure out, complete with its favorite snack (slight spoilers)
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Sun November 08, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Guys, a middling baseball player has finally figured out that QAnon was a Dem plot to distract Republicans. The jig is up
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Sat November 07, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Bigfoot conspiracy theory nutter wonders why a 'seven foot figure' would be chucking a huge salmon at a dog-walker in the forest, uncooked even (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon November 02, 2020
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
SpaceX Announces November 5 Launch of Falcon 9 GPS III-4 Mission, although the time might slip if they can figure out some way to add more numbers into it
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Fri October 30, 2020
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Sweden's experiment with herd immunity against COVID-19 continues to deliver record-breaking figures
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Thu October 29, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Researchers finally figured out how octopuses taste with their arms. Oddly, there's no mention of soy sauce
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Mon October 26, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Despite the pandemic, it's a pretty good time to look for work. You're not going to find any, but at least you'll keep your mind occupied until you figure out what next to binge watch
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Sun October 25, 2020
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
A new circuit on the schedule means teams are struggling to figure it out. Mercedes again locks out the front row with Hamilton on the pole with Mad Max and LeClerc going from row 2. This is your Formula 1 Portuguese Grand Prix at 9 AM ET on ESPN2
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Sat October 24, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
On today's episode of "Nature's Warning Signals", we present... well, you figure it out
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Fri October 23, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The only way I can figure it is, if he had an ex wife, a wife, and a fiancee. Difficulty: 26 years young
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Thu October 22, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Ohio sheriff offering to help "celebrities, movie stars and sports figures" move out of the U.S. if Trump is re-elected looks exactly as you would expect
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Tue October 20, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
QAnon figure Austin Steinbart, who goes by the alias "Baby Q" and has claimed to be the leader of QAnon visiting from the future via time travel, just filed to act as his own attorney in a federal felony case
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Mon October 19, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Arkansas Razorbacks may have this Twitter thing figured out
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Fri October 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Well I guess Trump's figured he's not winning California
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Thu October 15, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump figured out how we're going to pay for the stimulus. Tell me if you've heard this one before
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Tue October 13, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
We can't figure out how to handle things here on Earth, but sure, let's make some rules for how to behave on the moon
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(Harpers Bazaar)
 
 
 
Even though she's still working on finishing her degree (which her retired-teacher grandma is on her ass about), Megan Thee Stallion figures she can afford to give $10,000 scholarships to a couple other women of color
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Mon October 12, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This is how you fight the virus. China tests entire city of 9 million people in 5 days
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
The most historic fast food joints in the US, deslided. As usual, pictures stop matching up, but you can figure it out. Or just uselessly type "That's not an Arby's" in the comments
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Regeneron CEO: *Large Print* "Trump's results are 'a case of one,'" Small Print "...the government and local health authorities should decide who gets the drug.... We have to figure out ways to ration this"
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Sun October 11, 2020
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
It's Week 5 and oh lord, what a friggen' mess. It's not just the usual "who to start and who to sit", now we have to try and figure out who's going to play ... and when. Hopefully, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts have some answers
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
The NFL has finally figured out how to shut down Bill Belichick
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Sat October 10, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump wants a bigger package; medical science says that's not yet possible
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Fri October 09, 2020
(Variety)
 
 
 
Not only will the upcoming Star Trek animated series be about "a group of lawless teens who discover a derelict Starfleet ship and use it to search for adventure, meaning and salvation," but "Voyager's" Captain Janeway will be a central figure
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Thu October 08, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Twenty years later, no one can seem to figure out how to get U.S. troops out of Afghanistan
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Wed October 07, 2020
(Some Lost Soul)
 
 
 
10 most haunted places in Canada. List includes the Hockey Hall of Fame, doesn't include the ghosts of 1812 soldiers haunting strip clubs on Lundy's Lane
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham is in deep trouble because he figured Donnie isn't going to be a total moron and cost me my election, is he? I mean, I haven't hitched my wagon to an blithering idiot, have I? Anybody? Helllooo... Where'd everybody go?
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Man stupid enough to drive his six-figure Maserati supercar onto the beach gets it stuck in the sand. Bonus: He rips bumper off in a recovery effort after using a ute to tow it off
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Tue October 06, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scotland's PM Sturgeon says no additional lockdowns expected, but recommends spending lots of time social distancing at the bottom of very deep, cold lakes
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dr Fauci now has his own action figure
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Mon October 05, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Boxers or briefs? Depends. Joe Biden takes questions from voters in a town hall event, and you just know that somehow Trump will figure out a way to interrupt. 8 PM ET, NBC, MSNBC, CNBC, and Telemundo
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(Bakersfield Now)
 
 
 
Subby shouldn't have to give a "Protip" here. See if you can figure out the lesson here without it
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Sun October 04, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Brett Hankison testified to the grand jury that he saw "a large figure" in a military stance holding "an AR-15 long gun" firing multiple shots "executing" his colleagues. The Truth: Breonna Taylor's boyfriend fired one shot at police from a 9mm handgun
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In a shocking break with tradition, Barr refuses to do the sensible, decent thing
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Fri October 02, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
What about "action figures"?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Someone asked me why I didn't want any more kids and laughed. Then I laughed. Then we laughed. Then I told them I'd rather have a cursed, rabid bat from the bowels of hell fly out of my vagina and that's when I was asked to leave the PTA meeting
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYT editor: We smart ones just figured it out, these anarchists just want to watch the world burn
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Thu October 01, 2020
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Oregon researcher IDs 4 new wasp species that lived 25 million years ago, can't figured if they complained about their wine or their neighbors
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Wed September 30, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Patrick Mahomes and Brittany Matthews are expecting their first child. Alabama has already offered a full ride scholarship and the Jets currently trying to figure out who represents the fetus to sign as their new starting quarterback
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Tue September 29, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
JP Morgan to pay $920 million fine for its naughty metals trading desk, aka "The Crime Ring"
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Mon September 28, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Millennials still haven't figured out how to put money into a savings account in case of an emergency
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apple figured out a way to increase the amount of packaging necessary for a mask by 3000%
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(Science News)
 
 
 
Archaeologists have discovered an ornate, engraved mammoth tusk, but it really doesn't look that big to me
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It only took 19 years to figure out when Jack Bauer went to the restroom. Which is a relief because he was RUNNING OUT OF TIME
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Fri September 25, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
BMW fined $18 million for inflating sales figures and driver's egos
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Thu September 24, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The White House realized Pence is about to speak, so they scheduled a distraction, seriously (1PM ED, or once they figure out how to contradict Pence)
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Wed September 23, 2020
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Korean researchers figure out how to harvest energy from ambient vibrations and soon everything will be "an energy source," never ... your energy source
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Tue September 22, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Parkinson's discovered to be two diseases. "For some, the disease starts in the intestines and spreads from there to the brain... For others, the disease starts in the brain and spreads to the intestines and other organs." Scary either way
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Want to make quick money? Spotify is full of "artists" who have figured out to spam is to profit
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Mon September 21, 2020
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Typical: you wait ages for a 'zero emissions' hydrogen-fuelled aircraft, and three come along at once
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Sun September 20, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ethiopia charges opposition figures with terrorism. Trump: "Wait, you can do that? GET ME BARR ON THE PHONE NOW" ... or maybe not, but who knows anymore?
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
It's Week 2 and the Fark Fantasy Football experts are here help you figure out who to start and who to sit. Because we're helpful like that. Ask anyone
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Put another log on the fire, cook me up some bacon and some beans. Wait you got Mumblebjork dolls, no way
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Fri September 18, 2020
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Man collected thousands of dollars from woman to provide protection against people who she believed were seeking revenge for a killing she commissioned. Not sure who tag is for
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Inside YouTube's plan to silence conspiracy theories. "It turns out that human nature is awful, and the algorithms have figured this out, and that's what drives engagement"
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Sun September 13, 2020
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
If you don't tip for free food on your birthday, you're a jerk. Change my mind
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Sat September 12, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Charlottesville finally removes the Confederate statue at the site of the violence three years ago
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Thu September 10, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Mike Pompeo has an O RLY moment: "Substantial chance" Russian officials are behind Russian opposition figure Alexei Navalny's poisoning
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Scientists trying to figure out what is exciting asteroid to the point of ejaculation
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Wed September 09, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Who could have figured that Newark, NJ would wind up being one of the nation's best models for fighting COVID-19. Yet here we are with an underfunded poor city doing better than almost everyone else
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Tue September 08, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Because you always wondered, the guys at Jalopnik have figured out what kind of car the Dad in Calvin and Hobbes was driving
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Mon September 07, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Alexei Navalny awakes from coma, is advised to stay away from windows, elevator shafts, and mustached figures complaining about moose and squirrel
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Sun September 06, 2020
(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Next up in Epic vs Apple: suing to get Fortnite back on the App Store listing $$$ figures for harm, as well as laying the groundwork for government antitrust attorneys worldwide
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Thu September 03, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
31 NFL teams have figured out how to get players and coaches meeting in person. The Jets haven't bothered
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"We just figured if we had sex with enough people they'd put us on the cover, man." Bonus: Best guitar solo EVER
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Wed September 02, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
5 boob jobs seems like 3 too many
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: I'm a 32 year-old straight woman who happens to be a virgin. I don't have any guy friends who'd be cool with a hooking; is it normal for someone like me to take a vacation and hook up with a legal prostitute? I figure it's a good idea"
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Tue September 01, 2020
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Game of Thrones' showrunners making new Netflix sci-fi epic based on a series of books. Thankfully, all the books are already written this time
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Sun August 30, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away" has finally been figured out. Here come the pretty cool science
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Sat August 29, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Are you retiring?" "No, I figured 99 years old is perfect for a mid-careeer sabbatical". Thank you, Al Jaffee
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Fri August 28, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sometimes you just cannot beat the original headline
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Solar cells can now be made so thin, light, and flexible they can rest on a soap bubble. Soon they could be printed essentially by ink jet printers as soon as manufacturers figure out how to sufficiently raise the material prices
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Even Google employees are confused about Google's privacy settings. "The current UI feels like it is designed to make things possible, yet difficult enough that people won't figure it out,"
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
This auction goes out to all the teachers who told me I'd never amount to nothin'
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Melania's speech was one giant lie
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Despite 5G, third world country continues to have third world country mobile speeds
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Tue August 25, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump tells man held hostage for two years by Turkish president Recep Erdoğan that Erdoğan was "very good" to Trump
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Mon August 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
31%
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Sun August 23, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
James Wan thinks he can make a hippie who talks to fish "serious and relevant"
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
NASA has discovered something Star Trek figured out 50 years ago. Still looking for the Klingons out by Uranus
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Fri August 21, 2020
(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
Gamers to blow $2.6 billion on gear over the next 3 years to play Microsoft Flight Simulator. Try explaining that credit card bill to the SO
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Joe Biden's speech last night is all the proof you need to know that the real winner of the Democratic primary was Marianne Williamson
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Thu August 20, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WaPo fact checker admits he's distressed that Democrats aren't giving him enough slightly misworded statements that he can twist into 4-Pinnochio whoppers to service his BSAB narrative
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
3:30pm ET - it's the Fark News Livestream. A few new apocalypses are on deck, religious figures appearing on things, Florida Men doing donuts on I-95, yobs, and the Florida Keys make a fairly drastic ecological decision. So, a normal Thursday then
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Are you the rightful owner of this Nazi-looted French painting? If you are, please contact the World Peace Centre in Verdun, so you can go pick it up
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Wed August 19, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The Dr. Fauci baseball bobblehead has arrived
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Tue August 18, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump finally figured out how to get Mexico to pay for his wall: a toll on all automobiles entering the US
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Mon August 17, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Unusual bear behavior closes trails, beaches on Lake Superior island" Which means a bear is following people around and refusing to be scared off because it figures we have food or we are food. So the bear is....being a bear
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Sat August 15, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
It's like rain on your wedding day, the good advice you just didn't take, Tucker Carlson accusing Dr. Fauci of triggering crazies. And who would've thought, "It figures?"
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Fri August 14, 2020
(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Pete Way, bassist for UFO, is called up to the saucers at 69
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Tue August 11, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
AirBNB PLANS to FILE CONFIDENTIALLY FOR IPO THIS MONTH, DON'T TELL EVERYONE
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
CDC reports 200,000 more deaths at this point in 2020 compared to previous years. So it's not a hoax: murderous antifa supersoldiers do exist
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Mon August 10, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Scientific proof that the ratio of morons to sane people has skyrocketed on commercial flights lately
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(Journal of Irreproducible Results)
 
 
 
In 1976 scientists pointed out that, as no one ever threw out their back issues of National Geographic, the accumulated weight would cause North America to collapse into the ocean. Do you still have decades worth of some magazine or another stored?
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(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
Lyriq could be the worst name for a car since No Va
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
We already know he is a "Historic Failure" and has "Devastating Poll Figures", now they're pointing out the boring, disingenuous "Scripted Trump"
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(OK Whatever)
 
Boobies
 
Science has spoken: Size only matters if he's hungry (NSFWish)
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(Cherokee Tribune & Ledger)
 
 
 
Atlanta In-Person School Update: Whoever had two days, you won
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Figures that the guy who paid someone to take his SATs doesn't know how to read a graph
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Malaysian police raid Al Jazeera's office, prompting condemnation for attacking the freedom of the press as well as confusion as people try to figure out if a Malaysian is more or less than a Brazilian
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(The Register)
 
 
 
HPE finishes assimilating Cray, will begin emborggening supercomputing as soon as it can figure out how to add ink cartridges
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Archaeologists spin the Wheel of 2020 and prepare to relocate a French cursed tomb
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