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Thu October 22, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
26-year-old is youngest VC partner in Google Ventures history, and also its first black female. They're going to make a fortune, Mortimer
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Wed October 21, 2020
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
How to get Washington to listen to science? How about replacing a congressional stormtrumper with an actual scientist? She is a respected physical organic chemist who would become the first female Ph.D. in Congress
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Tue October 20, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Several charged in trafficking operation that trapped flying squirrels in Florida and selling them to buyers in Asia. Among those charged included Russian sounding short male, tall female and possible human-moose hybrid
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Wed October 14, 2020
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
"The honey badger's baculum even looks like an ice cream scoop"
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Tue October 13, 2020
(WGNO)
 
 
 
NOLA's Commander's Palace now has its first female head chef. *BAM*
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Despite their age difference, a 31-year-old student is dating a 72-year-old grandfather of two, and claims she's having the best sex of her life once she can wake him up
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Sun October 11, 2020
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Female captain addresses what's wrong with this comment: "How can you be a captain? You're only a woman"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The surprising history of Sesame Street's Prairie Dawn, Jim Henson's first female puppeteer
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
World's oldest female skydiver dies. No, no that way
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Sat October 10, 2020
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
A priest had sex in a church with two consenting adult females? That's demonic. BURN THE ALTAR
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Fri October 09, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hey women, go be female somewhere else. Love, the South
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The GOP is losing female voters, seniors, and suburbanites, and now they could be losing young voters
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Thu October 08, 2020
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Putting your initials in wet cement is one thing. Causing 75 grand in damage is another
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
It's a unicorn that flies
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Mon October 05, 2020
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Selling edibles to kids will upset their parents
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Selling edibles to kids will upset their parents
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Zookeepers hope their critically endangered female rhino will get it on with newly arrived male rhino, note that they both look pretty horny
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Wed September 30, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Give it up for southern alligator lizards, you humans haven't really loved someone enough to grip their head in your mouth for hours or days
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Tue September 29, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Female archer shows her mad aiming skills after shooting a tiny Lifesaver mint out of the sky with bow and arrow (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Japan Airlines to drop "ladies and gentlemen" in favor of more inclusive greetings like "attention all passengers" and "welcome, everyone." United to still drag you off flights whether you're male or female
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Fri September 25, 2020
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Two drunk women, one naked, charged for fighting on front lawn. At least they weren't in the War Room
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Thu September 24, 2020
(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
GOP senator wants to look at teen girls' genitals
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Wed September 23, 2020
(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
♫ You're still the queen of my highway - My motorcycle grandma ♫
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Tue September 22, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Frog went a-courtin', and he did fight, Uh-huh Frog went a-courtin', and he did fight, Uh-huh Frog went a-courtin', and he did fight, kicked his rivals ass and won the lass, Uh-huh (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri September 18, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
That treasure chest in the Rockies guy was probably just a plain old grave robber who wanted to plunder female searchers' booty
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Wed September 16, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Scientists find world's oldest sperm in amber, proving that she was getting around even way back then
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Plucky Hamster has a narrow squeak after being rescued from the back of a rubbish truck. Rescuers wanted to call it 'Garbage' until they found out it was female. Absolutely no comment
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Well the DHS and DOJ IG's WERE conducting an investigation in whether ICE personnel were routinely sexually assaulting female detainees in areas that are "blind spots" for security cameras; but darn the luck, a key witness/victim just got deported
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Young Joe Biden pledges complete health transparency if elected, in order to place the nation's first female president in office as soon as possible
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(No trolling)
 
 
 
Q: What do you call an all-Black female fishing team in their first major tournament? A: Winners
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Sat September 12, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Catch a wave and you're sitting on top of the ... OH, MY GOD
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Fri September 11, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The next Fast and Furious film will have a female writer, thanks to Michelle Rodriguez
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Disney+ forging forth with a female-fronted Doogie Howser reboot
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Thu September 10, 2020
(Golf.com)
 
 
 
These are the 10 best female golfers under the age of 25. Lexi Thompson? Too old
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(Shropshire Star)
 
 
 
It is believed Barbary lions went extinct in the wild in the middle of the 1960s. Here are pics of three ugly-ass cubs playing outside
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Wed September 09, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump says it would be "an insult to our country" if Kamala Harris became the first female president. "People don't like her. Nobody likes her. She could never be the first woman president. She could never be. That would be an insult to our country"
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Fri September 04, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Older male elephants play important role in herd education, culture. Now get the fark off of their savannah
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Thu September 03, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
So, that Netflix poster for a French movie that was blasted for sexualizing young girls? Yeah, the director received death threats over it. The black, female director who had no say in the poster
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Record number of young cougars found, with pics
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Flamboyant cuttlefish save their bright patterns for flirting, fighting, fleeing and, of course, mating
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Tue September 01, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Headline: FEARS MEN COULD DIE OUT FROM DISAPPEARING Y CHROMOSOME. Article: says this is unlikely to happen (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat August 29, 2020
(Nottingham Post)
 
 
 
Britain now under attack from freaky-legged sex-crazed nopes "the size of your hand." Look out humans in homes, their only mission is to have sex
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Fri August 28, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Twelve-year-old skateboarding prodigy becomes first female to conquer 100-foot-tall "Mega Ramp," with a little help and coaching from skate legend, Tony Hawk (w/video)
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Apparently counting to two just won't cut it
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(Las Cruces Sun-News)
 
Weeners
 
Driver in fatal head-on collision was found with his pants down, injuries to deceased female passenger suggest she was hit by the stick
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Tue August 25, 2020
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Alaska's attorney General resigns after it's revealed he sent "uncomfortable" text messages to a younger female subordinate. 558 text messages, to be exact. In a 27-day span. So, about 20 a day
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Mon August 17, 2020
(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
If you're drunk and giving your lady friend a ride on your motorcycle and crash into a fire hydrant, don't take off on the damaged bike and leave her behind, Mr. Firefighter
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Sun August 16, 2020
(WSLS Virginia)
 
 
 
Law enforcement in Altavista, VA needs your help ID'ing a suspect. Hey, dummies? Fire up Netscape Navigator and use the product your town was named after. Jesus, why do I have to think of everything?
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(WSLS Virginia)
 
 
 
Law enforcement in Altavista, VA needs your help ID'ing a suspect. Hey, dummies? Fire up Netscape Navigator and use the product your town was named after. Jesus, why do I have to think of everything?
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Sat August 15, 2020
(Some Australians)
 
 
 
Russian town attacked by mosquito tornadoes, as we shift from farcical times to Lovecraftian times
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Fri August 14, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Former airline pilot Kareem Abdul-Jabbar calls out Titan Games and The Challenge as being unfair to women, insists that several women could drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Former student sues college, claims the female supervisor pressed for a 'threesome'
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Thu August 13, 2020
(Komo)
 
 
 
Man finds out that his online date is stunning
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Wed August 12, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man with hatred of his church's hypocrisy and desire to retain readership of his sexual fantasy stories spent decade taking hidden camera shower pics and videos of sister-in-law and female church friends
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Y chromosomes gain an advantage over X chromosomes when old men nail young women, which actually explains a lot
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Sun August 09, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
First female Turing Award winner dies at the age of 1011000. Tag for her accomplishments
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
And you thought female Karens were nuts, here's a 'male Karen' that is so upset by social distancing that he scrapes the 6-feet reminder stickers off store floor for his freedums
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Sat August 08, 2020
(crawford county now.com)
 
 
 
"It was uplifting to see that many people out there wanting to help, and then to see the excitement on everyone's faces when the kitten came out. It's stuff like that that makes you feel good with everything going on today". Welcome to Caturday
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Hate your kids? Here comes the science
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Wed August 05, 2020
(OK Whatever)
 
Boobies
 
Science has spoken: Size only matters if he's hungry (NSFWish)
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(Fresh Toast)
 
 
 
Can vouch for this
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"Penis microbiota predicts if a man's female partner will develop bacterial vaginosis." Also, your penis has a microbiota, regardless of how big you think it is
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Tue July 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden announces that his announcement will be next week. Let the speculation begin
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Mon July 27, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Young dolphins refuse to be flippant about choosing their friends
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Firms with more female executives, fewer glass ceilings 'perform better'
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Yes HUD actually DID issue a "how to spot a transgender woman" memo to homeless shelters, and yes, it actually does read like a collection of "lessons learned" from one night out in the clubs for Ben Carson
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
FiveThirtyEight asks women politicians about their experiences with sexism. Obvious: Even the Republican women have to suffer grief from male chauvinist pigs
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Fri July 24, 2020
(News 1130)
 
 
 
Reset the clock. 0 dead in Canadian mass-pointing incident
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends nose. Especially if you don't have fingers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Yet another female judge was on Roy Den Hollander's hit list. It's almost like he hated women
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Is asking women to wear makeup for Zoom meetings sexist and illegal?
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Megan Fox twiddles her thumbs and says yes
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A released Siamese crocodile has been found nesting in the wild. No word on her twin
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Wed July 15, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
World's foremost female tennis player, who greatly contributed to the desegregation of American tennis, once was a spy for U.S. intelligence and was shot in the back by a Nazi agent
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia using Real Doll to cut government red tape, prostitution
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Mon July 13, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
US Navy welcomes first Black female tactical jet pilot
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Thu July 09, 2020
(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
7 year old skater nails a switch kickflip half cab 9mm headwound to ambulance ride
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Kurdistan female landmine clearance teams got so much clit they don't need no balls
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dumbass tries to defend JK Rowling by saying before her female SF&F authors were "virtually unknown" Ursula LeGuin, Anne McCaffrey, CJ Cherryh, Lin Carter, CL Moore, PL Travers, Mary Shelly collectively say "biatch, please"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
If someone were to tell you that there was a documentary coming out about an all-female rock band who were influenced by punk, which band do you think that would be? Try to guess before clicking the link
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Fri July 03, 2020
(TriCity News)
 
 
 
B.C. Birds are changing their tunes
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Thu July 02, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
MIT's AI training included labelling women as "whores or biatches, and Black and Asian people with derogatory language. The database also contained close-up pictures of female genitalia labeled with the C-word." No wonder Skynet's so eeeevil
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(Daily Star)
 
Boobies
 
Fired female Ukrainian politician dons eye-popping swimsuit to launch new boobie party to 'fight corruption' of male political prostitutes (possible nsfw content on page)
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