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Tue July 17, 2018
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama's top elections official warns against 'crossover voting', suggests parties switch from man-to-man to zone defense
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Sun July 15, 2018
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Cops: Judge, can you throw this guy in jail until he unlocks his phone so we can establish probable cause?
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Thu July 12, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
If you get stuck in a kitchen duct at Golden Corral while trying to break in you might want to reconsider your life and diet choices
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Tue July 10, 2018
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Man critical after hammer assault. Yeah, all his best works were in the '90s, I know
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Some videos absolutely require being sped up and overlaid with the Benny Hill theme, and this one of Florida Man's attempted murder-by-tractor is on that list
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Mon July 09, 2018
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Man battles Mexican Mafia by smashing windows at 11 Mexican restaurants. "The problem is, he keeps going off his medication"
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Hamilton Journal-News)
 
 
 
Genitals in the right hand, a hatchet in the left hand, and sleeping in a stranger's bed. Hey, some people will do anything to get a good night's sleep
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Police waited until Chris Brown was done with his concert before arresting him
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Thu July 05, 2018
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Man continues Larry Craig's legacy, this time at the MOA
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Women caught drink-driving for the fourth time is spared a jail sentence. Drink-driving, WTH is that? I know, I'll just click the link and see and omgwtfisthatibleachstat
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Mon July 02, 2018
(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Our long, dark nightmare is now over: it's now legal to hunt raccoons after 2 AM on Sundays in Virginia
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Fri June 29, 2018
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Victorville, California man claims repeated arrests because of mistaken identity, as he apparently shares a name with a man in Loserville
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"It's a weird case, right," Judge Philip Simon said. "He allegedly stole a bridge. I'm fascinated by it"
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
"A victim identified the alleged gunman's face in police photographs." **Checks photo** Yeah, that's pretty distinctive
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
I admire the commitment it takes to continue committing a felony by climbing a tree to do so
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Tue June 26, 2018
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Machete-wielding woman, 19, forced ex-boyfriend to have sex, cops say
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Art gallery owner was arrested, charged with criminal misdemeanor and a felony after dropping 800-pound steel sculpture of bent, burnt heroin spoon in front of top manufacturer of opioids, and then refusing to remove it
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Sat June 23, 2018
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Beer pong: Serious. Business
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(Daily-Journal)
 
 
 
Illinois teen faces felony charge for recording conversation with school principal. Welcome to America
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
We've all been there; sometimes when you're drunk at work, the quickest way to get a snack is to drive construction equipment to the gas station and then park it in the middle of the road
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Patch)
 
 
 
By the time most people were just finishing their lunch, ambitious man had already committed burglary, arson, hit-and-run, auto theft, and vandalism, in addition to a slew of other crimes
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Sun June 17, 2018
(Fox 45 Dayton)
 
 
 
Guy charged with felonious assault with a rolling pin, because he thought his roommate's head really kneaded it
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Fri June 15, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Man accused of killing, robbing woman then going to casino to stand trial." Since when do they have courtrooms in casinos?
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Tue June 12, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Social experiments normally go well, except when it involves walking into a store with a knife
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Sat June 09, 2018
(Beaver County Times)
 
 
 
Pee video leads to felony charges. No, not that one
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Thu June 07, 2018
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indiana 13-year-old with 2 guns who shot a teacher and student will be tried as a juvenile. Which is good, since he wants to take Little Suzie to the junior prom
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Tue June 05, 2018
(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Talking to 15-year-old online? Felony, register as a sex offender. Meet in real life and have sex? Misdemeanor
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
If you thought the Larry Nassar Scandal gave MSU a black eye the school's Health Physicist wants you to hold his beer, bathe Flash The Basset Hound, bring him to his tent & Sparty On
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Tue May 29, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not only did Purdue Pharma know its OxyContin was being abused, federal prosecutors recommended charging three of its top execs with felony fraud -- until the Bush administration intervened
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Snopes)
 
 
 
"Crisis actors" conspiracy theorist provides authorities with video evidence
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Thu May 24, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
A woman is facing charges after she forced a cable repairman to let her perform oral sex on him. He also fixed the cable
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Wed May 23, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Armed robbery is minor hiccup on life path if you are good enough at sports ball to be recruited by university with strong fan base. Same fan base would probably be outraged if a similar defendant wink wink who sucked at sports got this plea deal
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man attempts harakiri with a wooden sailfish statue after learning he'd been busted in his 2nd online sex sting in two years
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man attempts harakiri with a wooden sailfish statue after learning he'd been busted in his 2nd online sex sting in two years
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Fri May 18, 2018
(SILive)
 
 
 
Often after eating something sweet you get a yen for something salty, even if you are a burglar
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Rip City Sports Radio)
 
 
 
Just a fun loving bunch of kids violently jumping a teammate to welcome him to the varsity squad
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Wed May 16, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
"She researched how to remove gun residue, visiting websites titled: 'tips on removing gunshot residue,' 'suspect urinated on hands to wash away gunshot residue,' 'can urine block out gun powder' and 'five great uses for pee'"
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
"She researched how to remove gun residue, visiting websites titled: 'tips on removing gunshot residue,' 'suspect urinated on hands to wash away gunshot residue,' 'can urine block out gun powder' and 'five great uses for pee'"
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Mon May 14, 2018
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Look, Son. On Mother's Day, Mom gets all the booze she wants, so don't argue about it
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Former Chicago Congressman and current convicted felon/child sex offender Mel Reynolds guilty of failing to file federal income tax returns, says he's "done with America," vows to return "home" to Africa once his latest prison stint is complete
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Fox 21 News)
 
 
 
Skateboarding behind a car is not a crime. Driving the car is a felony
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Wed May 09, 2018
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Light Sabers, a part of living
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida man was just trying to open a beer with a knife. What could possibly go wrong?
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Central casting? Hi, we need a redneck guy caught speeding with a big bag of weed, he's got to be twenty but look 50. Anybody like that? Neck beard if you've got one
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
The CHICKENS all ran for it and got away, but the Manly Males stayed behind to fight
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Wed May 02, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Former U.S. Attorney who originally hired James Comey as an Assistant U.S. Attorney calls Trump a liar. In other news, Trump begins search for new lead attorney
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Bus driver finally faces felony charge for not stopping for a dozen police cars. Daniel Mengestu saw the police cars following him, but didn't stop because he "believed it was a training exercise." Apparently the spike strips weren't a hint either
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Tue May 01, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Because he won't be needing it anymore, Bill Cosby selling tens of millions of dollars in California real estate. No word on when the two small houses and apartment complex will be sold
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Mon April 30, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Antihero: Man scales fence capped with razor wire to escape life sentence. Dumbass: Man scales fence capped with razor wire to escape four-day sentence
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Thu April 26, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for felony B&E at hospital claims she wasn't trying to steal newborns from neonatal units, just hand-deliver first baby bibles to babies. But crazy eyes don't lie
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Wed April 25, 2018
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Naked. Moaning. Florida man. Sex toy. Bodily secretions. That's a BINGO
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Naked. Moaning. Florida man. Sex toy. Bodily secretions. That's a BINGO
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
"Dog bites Pittsburgh police horse in Wilmerding." In my day, we called that part the schwing-schwong
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Oregon man admits to having sex with a horse. One look at his mugshot and you'll know of course, of course
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Mon April 23, 2018
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Remember the black woman in Texas who got five years in prison for voting while on probation? A Republican judge in the same county just got five years probation for the felony of submitting fake signatures to qualify for the primary ballot
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Home invasion by armed men turns out to be bounty hunters looking for $115
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Sat April 14, 2018
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
If you turn left at Albuquerque, they're hiring rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits.. but not people with kids
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Zut alors. Retired French star soccer player, currently director for Miami FC, has gone native, with the Gallic flair of holding cup of wine when taken into custody
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Steve, "If babies had guns they wouldn't be aborted," Stockman is found guilty on all but one charge at his federal fraud trial in Houston
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Tue April 10, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"A man armed with three axes and a knife destroyed a motel room, threatened to kill police officers and others and caused a standoff with police Tuesday." Nice try, liked the stripping, but your Florida Man application has been denied
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Mon April 09, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Popularity of the "never mind the crime it's unfair how you caught me" defense on the rise among Republicans
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Tue April 03, 2018
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Police: Man hits officer with potato chips after being told to stop riding carts at store
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(AP)
 
 
 
Any engineer can screw up, but how many can be charged with a felony for a bad design?
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The great fried rice conspiracy
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Online prostitution post by Carrot Top leads to robbery, lots of junk in trunks
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Tue March 27, 2018
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Jesus needs to eat too - "Jesus is here, he's back to earth. I just broke in and had a pizza. I'm Jesus"
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Missing Harley Quinn cosplayers arrested in Nevada
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