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Mon August 03, 2020
(WXOW La Crosse)
 
 
 
"The flamethrower was just for lighting the bong, Officer"
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
'On Aug. 16, Snow and her daughter, Jennifer Clark, stole a cart full of food from ACME Market on East Avenue in Akron. When an employee tried to confront them in the parking lot, Snow opened the doors of her vehicle and let out three pit bulls.'
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(MSN)
 
 
 
At least he was passionate about social distancing
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Of all the ways to react to your boyfriend taking a whizz in bed, laying his head open with a machete shouldn't be option #1
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Of all the ways to react to your boyfriend taking a whizz in bed, laying his head open with a machete shouldn't be option #1
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(Gilmer Mirror)
 
 
 
Louie Gohmert had armed supporters beat up the campaign manager of his opponent
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Fri July 24, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
ProTip: Do not put your knee on the neck of a 2 y.o. child to make your point about BLM
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Wed July 22, 2020
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Man trying to prove to police that his ex-girlfriend is a prostitute surprised to hear about voyeurism laws
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Mon July 20, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Front Porch Phil and Patti are getting charged
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Sat July 18, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Turns out you can protest in Kentucky without going to prison
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Turns out you can protest in Kentucky without going to prison
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
California man disturbed to find out that federal felony charges for defrauding the Paycheck Protection Program of $9 million don't stay in Vegas
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
*Republican Rep. from KS ACTUALLY INDICTED on FELONY voter fraud charges* GOP:*crickets* *Elizabeth Warren jokes that her dog will be voting Biden* Gop Offical: How DARE Sen Warren endorse VOTER FRAUD like that? This is an OUTRAGE
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
DA Cyrus Vance drops charges against homeless guy who assaulted cop's knuckles with his face
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Wed July 15, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Kentucky Attorney General delivers a message to protesters seeking justice for shooting victim Breonna Taylor and who are now facing felony charges: His lawn, stay off it
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Houston Texans WR among those facing felony charges for protesting at Ky AG's house
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This should settle things down: Breonna Taylor protesters arrested in Louisville face 1-5 years on felony charges. There. Problem solved
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(WNYT Albany)
 
 
 
To show they're taking the issue of police brutality seriously, the New York State Sheriffs Association propose making resisting arrest a felony offense
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Kansas Congressman charged with three felony counts relating to election fraud
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
This may seem counterintuitive, but you will not find money in cash registers when they are closed for the night
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Fri July 10, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Clarence Thomas arrested
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Clarence Thomas arrested
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Inforum)
 
 
 
The first trumpet of the apocalypse has sounded...in Fargo, ND
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Mon July 06, 2020
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Man from PA among 19 animals poached in east Idaho
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Man from PA among 19 animals poached in east Idaho
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Fri July 03, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not enough toppings on your pizza? That's a shootin'
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Sun June 28, 2020
(WonderWall)
 
 
 
Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli have been pushed out of the exclusive Bel-Air Country Club after their guilty pleas. Where's my damn violin
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Crew chief for Blue Lives Matter NASCAR team holds personal meet-n-greet with team fans, then gets suspended indefinitely by NASCAR
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Crew chief for Blue Lives Matter NASCAR team holds personal meet-n-greet with team fans, then gets suspended indefinitely by NASCAR
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Thu June 25, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
The police wouldn't say why he was being arrested, only showing him a piece of paper with his photo and the words "felony warrant" and "larceny"
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Wed June 24, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Gregory McMichael, Travis McMichael, and William "Roddie" Bryan charged with malice murder, four counts of felony murder, two counts of aggravated assault, false imprisonment and criminal attempt to commit false imprisonment of Ahmaud Arbery. It's a start
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
FBI hunts gas mask man wearing 'Frozen' backpack in laser attack on NYPD helicopter during protests
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Mon June 22, 2020
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
K-9 units find Blow in the woods after high speed chase
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
How many people has your utility company killed? Contender for title is "84 involuntary manslaughter convictions". Who? you'll Probably Guess Eventually
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Sun June 14, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC Molotov cocktail throwers now facing life in prison for not understanding what 'peaceful protest' means
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Knewz)
 
 
 
Man, Olivia Wilde has really let herself go while in prison
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Calling all cars, calling all cars. Be on the lookout for a golf course beverage cart. The beverage cooler is empty. Repeat, the beverage cooler is empty
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Human remains found on the property of Lori Vallow's husband. Remember her? Her previous two husbands died, as did her brother, and her new husband's wife. Oh, and her kids have been missing since September
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
Philadelphia police union proudly rolls out new t-shirt to support one of their own caught using excessive violence, doesn't understand what all the snickering is about
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Fri June 05, 2020
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Woman shows Florida Man how it's done .... with a hamburger
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Man who aimed bow and arrow at Salt Lake City protesters charged with three felonies, still strong contender for "Worst Legolas cosplay 2020" award
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Man who aimed bow and arrow at Salt Lake City protesters charged with three felonies, still strong contender for "Worst Legolas cosplay 2020" award
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Mon June 01, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Officer who murdered George Floyd had multiple complaints of brutality against him. Only two of which resulted in reprimands added to his file
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Fri May 29, 2020
(10 News)
 
 
 
Skateboarders are beginning to reclaim their natural habitat: Water parks
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Thu May 28, 2020
(The Joplin Globe)
 
 
 
The infamous Ben Dover, subject of crude middle-school jokes, has pleaded guilty to felony drug offense
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
"Go back to your own country" shouts hammer waving woman wearing Irish flag t-shirt
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
OK, one more time, everybody. When you are wanted for crimes, DO NOT LIVESTREAM YOURSELF. Although your live arrest should be great for traffic. With, it goes without saying, video goodness
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Well, let's check in to see how well Roger Stone is handling things and...oh, my
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(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Not News: 65 year old Texas man dies. News: due to injuries from aggressive consensual sex from his better half. Fark: an 81 year old man. UltraFark: whom he's related to
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Thu May 21, 2020
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
74-year old former TX Lt. Gov David Dewhurst says he's not interested in pursuing charges against his 40-year old girlfriend who is accused of assualting him and breaking several of his ribs; because....40-year girlfriend, so, totally worth it
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Wed May 20, 2020
(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Do you know the difference between a ballpoint pen and tattoo? This man apparently doesn't. Oh yeah, he's also wanted for murder. (w/pic)
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Retirement hobbies expand from golf and fishing to sadomasochism and murder
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
And now, the source of Jacob Wohl's legal problems has been unearthed
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Mon May 18, 2020
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
In this time of pandemic, it's important to stay away from large groups. Or you can just, you know, have a block party so big the police are called out
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Judge denies request by 'delusional' Martin Shkreli to be released to conduct COVID-19 research
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Forty-four people arrested in a crackdown on quarantine street racing in Atlanta. From the looks of the arrest report, subby missed one hell of a party
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Fri May 15, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The NFL has been a little slow on felony arrests lately, but DeAndre Baker of the Giants and Quinton Dunbar of the Seahawks just made up a lot of ground
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Thu May 14, 2020
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
A 22-year-old was arrested after a high-speed police chase from Mississippi to Memphis involving a stolen barbecue food truck. Mmmm, this Smokey and the Bandit remake sounds tasty
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Tue May 12, 2020
(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Not news: Police initiate traffic stop knowing driver doesn't have license, pursuit ensues. News: Car wrecks, police pull driver from car, it's the wrong driver. Fark: Police cruiser and pulled over vehicle both catch fire
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tennessee appeals judges say it's OK to make creepy videos of women without their consent. So Cooter can film y'alls cooter ladies
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Mon May 11, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Being a low-level Target employee and following company policy by refusing admission to customers without masks? That's a face-punchin' and arm-breakin'
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Just another example of the Patriarchy punishing a woman for daring to be a successful entrepreneur
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
You kids stay off my orchard
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Wed May 06, 2020
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
"Come put my pussy out because it's on fire"
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ What a drag it is getting mooned ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬
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Mon May 04, 2020
(WRAL)
 
 
 
75-year-old man, with no more farks to give, injured one cop when his 140 mph chase ended by ramming his car into the trooper's car... then he proceeded to injure two other cops in a subsequent fight
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Blue Bell executive who fudged the truth about listeria now in for rocky road, as these aren't plain vanilla charges and they're not going to let the mango
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Fri May 01, 2020
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
When it comes to lewd prison video chats, Detective Assmann always gets his woman
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Thu April 30, 2020
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
ALIVE INSIDE; cops see increased graffiti during pandemic
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Mon April 27, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
That 3 month old child might be a little too drunk .... what do, what do? Cocaine, of course
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Happy Holidays: Woman arrested for assaulting man with a candy cane
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
KY state legislator arrested on domestic violence charges, including choking with an ethernet cable. Fark: guess the party. Double Fark: he voted to elevate strangulation to a felony back in 2019. Total Fark: got 39% vs Bevin last year in the primary
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Arrest warrant issued for pastor Tony Spell. No wonder he asked all his parishioners to send him their stimulus checks, he's going to need bail money
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Altoona Mirror)
 
 
 
The make and model of the getaway vehicle is ...what?
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(Altoona Mirror)
 
 
 
The make and model of the getaway vehicle is ...what?
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Liquor store owner gets jacked. One male suspect detained, two females have jacked off
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(Rare.us)
 
 
 
The Walmart loss prevention officer immediately retreated into the corner of the office to avoid getting hit with Dearing's flying poop and called for backup
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Florida Man rejects the idea that furloughing prisoners during the COVID-19 pandemic will save lives
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
They bring an IV pole, you bring a catheter. It's the Flint way
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Well known hacker Orin Kerr wants the Supreme Court to decide if violating the fine print in a web site's terms of service is a felony
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Note to Self: When driving around with an active warrant, drugs, a gun and 4 kids in your car don't start a high speed chase with State Troopers
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Note to Self: When driving around with an active warrant, drugs, a gun and 4 kids in your car don't start a high speed chase with State Troopers
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Tue April 14, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Yo, jailer. Do you want this shell casing I just dug out of my poop? It's evidence against me
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Because the Storm Area 51 movement panned out so well, it's time to break Joe Exotic out of prison
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
"As deputies took him into custody, Florida Man, threatened them and then coughed and blew at them from the back of a patrol car, saying, "I hope you die. I hope you catch corona. I hope the coronavirus, I hope it latches on to you,"
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Wed April 08, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
California courts: Well, OK. Seeing as how it's a pandemic and all, I guess we can temporarily change our rules so that we're treating poor people and nonviolent felons more fairly. But don't go getting all used to it or anything
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Paramedic popped for coughing on store cashier
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump: "Democrats love committing voter fraud. Just look at all the examples." Republicans: "Shhhhhhhh"
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Tue April 07, 2020
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Felony charge for woman in brutal SpaghettiOs attack
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