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Sun July 03, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida Man: Assault with a deadly wiener
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Thu June 30, 2022
(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Police to pay $90,000 to black man they arrested on some white guy's warrant
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Miles Bridges gets called for a flagrant foul just before he hits free agency
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: if you think God is trying to tell you to not kill your wife, ffs don't kill your wife
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Thu June 23, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
DOJ appeals a Trump-appointed judge's decision to throw out felony charges against 1/6 insurrectionists based on a reading of the statute that even his fellow Trump-appointed judges have publicly called "unnatural and strange"
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Mon June 20, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
'God will do what he does best,' which is apparently getting reality television stars convicted of tax evasion and bank fraud
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
LARPing trio disappointed their plans for building a castle were foiled. They'll respawn in one to three years and be able to try again
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Sun June 19, 2022
(Times Argus)
 
 
 
You drive too fast in a loud vehicle. They throw a bottle at your head to slow you down. You smash their head into a cement block, and attack troopers with an excavator. It's the Vermont way
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Fri June 17, 2022
(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Honolulu's new police chief has a son who wants to keep his department busy
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Thu June 16, 2022
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
I said to buy it from Jesse not Jay Jay, now go ask that cop if it's real Meth
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
I said to buy it from Jesse not Jay Jay, now go ask that cop if it's real Meth
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(13 ABC Toledo)
 
 
 
So the final tally on the punishment for killing a frat pledge through hazing is...a few slaps on the wrist for helping prosecutors let the biggest fish get away practically scot-free
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Wed June 15, 2022
(WHSV Harrisonburg)
 
 
 
Old school
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Tue June 14, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
If you're wearing an ankle monitor and you murder your drug dealer, police are going to know you were at the scene of the crime
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Self check-out at a store can be self check-in to a prison
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Wed June 08, 2022
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Stupid Florida siblings, male(18) and female(23), lure a man to a robbery using dating app. Their plan fails because of two errors. 1) The planned meet up spot is in front of their home. 2) They bring a knife to a gunfight
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
McGruff taught us to take a bite out of crime, but now the tables appear to have turned
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Asked how he had cards printed in 2020 if the collection was given to him years prior, he said, "Well, it's Magic"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Asked how he had cards printed in 2020 if the collection was given to him years prior, he said, "Well, it's Magic"
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Tue June 07, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Another hour, another teen arrested for shooting unsuspecting mail carrier. Orbeez challenge trifecta in play
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Tots and slayers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Uvalde PD successfully cut through the bottom of the barrel and has begun to dig
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(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Cue "Yakety Sax"
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(The Citizen)
 
 
 
Cue "Yakety Sax"
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Mon June 06, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Montana state GOP legislative candidate falsifies signature on his ballot to "test the system." He's definitely testing whether the system will convict him of the ensuing felony
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Sun June 05, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
The woman put her hand out the car window, displayed her middle finger to the officer and reversed into his vehicle. After escaping, she ran into a store and consumed a travel size bottle of hard liquor. Good times mom, good times
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Sat June 04, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Disgraced comedian Louis CK has been reduced to begging fans to help him get his new movie into theaters
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Thu June 02, 2022
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Shooting at Dayton hospital leaves at least one dead. Hey, did anyone know there was a shooting at a Dayton hospital?
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Wed June 01, 2022
(9 News)
 
 
 
I swear I didn't know tampering with rain gauges was a felony, Your Honor
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Tue May 31, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Dude, that acquittal is a little Suss...man
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I shot a gal in Kalamazoo
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Fri May 27, 2022
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
DMV workers who made license plate deals may soon be making license plates
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Thu May 26, 2022
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man attempts to cleanse himself at restaurant. Next time just get your Taco Bell to go, Florida Man
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Even if you own a gun?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Texas student brings guns to school. No, not that one
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Tue May 24, 2022
(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Motel 6. We'll leave the clothes off for you
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Mon May 23, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The defendant can go to Cabo when, "he is no longer facing felony charges arising from ill-advised domestic travel in January, 2021"
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Fri May 20, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Looks like Dave Chappelle's attacker has played "Knifey-Loony" before
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Looks like Dave Chappelle's attacker has played "Knifey-Loony" before
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
"Look, your honor, I know I tried to murder Congress and all, but I reeeeally need to go to Applebee's and maybe do a little jogging"
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Tue May 17, 2022
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Whacking off? That's a whacking
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Mon May 16, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
The only thing worse than going ATM is a smash-and-grab ATM robbery. The only thing worse than that is doing is sixty times
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Biscayne Bay Balloon Dumping Misadventure results in second felony arrest, fines for everybody
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Thu May 12, 2022
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida man who had been arrested close to 40 times kept snitching on his cellmates to get sweet deals on his own charges, then while out of jail hit and killed a guy while speeding away from the cops
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Wed May 11, 2022
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Baked Alaska burns plea
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Tue May 10, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The only boba shop in my neighborhood was also a front for an international car burglary operation. I knew something was up because their boba sucked
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It is good to stay active as we age, but perhaps bank robbery is not a good hobby for an 83 year old woman, especially when she has to walk from the robbery
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Sun May 08, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Thag learn hard way that "quirkiness" is not a legal defense. Thag get 18 months in pokey. Thag sad
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Sat May 07, 2022
(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
Hey, I know. Let's make a terrible situation even worse. Never mind that even the church-going constituents disagree
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(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
Hey, I know. Let's make a terrible situation even worse. Never mind that even the church-going constituents disagree
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Fri May 06, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Clay man commits suicide after being put on Death Row. Straw man with a felony, and Stick man with a misdemeanor, still fine
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"I felt good my friends broke his arm," Dave Chappelle's attacker may have grounds to sue after getting the stuffing knocked out of him
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Thu May 05, 2022
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Let's be frank for a moment. These two men will not relish jail time after they beat up a downtown Austin food vendor over a $6 hot dog
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The first rule of False Name Club is: Don't tell the cops you're "Tyler Durden"
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Wed May 04, 2022
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for May 4 is 'abeyance' as in: "When fishing for bay scallops, make sure the bay you're in is suitable, because it's dangerous to collect them in abeyance ertified by health officials"
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Adrian Peterson decides to switch things up to beat the system
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania hires a bridge inspector in the wake of catastrophic failure of bridge in Pittsburgh, and being Pennsylvania, they manage to fark that up, too
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(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
"I think it was reported by school staff that it was kind of a horseplay incident...once the video surfaced later it was discovered it was quite a bit more than that"
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Mon May 02, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan man gets probation for attempting to steal Coast Guard helicopter to "free" Covid patients
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Fri April 29, 2022
(Pocono Record)
 
 
 
I'm not drunk. Are you?
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Sometimes you need over 3 months to review video of yourself behaving badly
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Mon April 25, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida mom arrested for leaving bomb threat at her son's high school was misidentified according to her family. Fark: The bomb threat was because the cafeteria denied her son extra food
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Sun April 24, 2022
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Man arrested for carrying 99 fentanyl pills charged with felony intent to distribute. Officer who stole the same 99 pills for resale charged with petit larceny
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(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
Sheriff Bob Johnson: "If somebody's breaking into your house, you're more than welcome to shoot them ... We have a gun safety class we put on every other Saturday [so] you'll shoot a lot better, and hopefully, you'll save taxpayers money"
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Son, I am disappoint
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Sat April 23, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
In a moment of enlightenment, Tennessee decides they shoudn't be prosecuting a woman for believing government officials
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man faces heat, felony theft charges, for failing to focus on the scope of his crime
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Fri April 22, 2022
(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
Motorcyclist swerves into lane, cuts off car driver which causes a crash, then dismounts, swings a hammer at car driver threatening to "take care of you," which only made matters worse. Hammer unavailable for comment
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Thu April 21, 2022
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Old and busted: spiking the punch with alcohol. New hotness: spiking the wedding dinner with cannabis
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Wed April 20, 2022
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Shooting suspect's rosary leads police to nail a man named Jesus. He is Imprisoned
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Tue April 19, 2022
(WVNS TV)
 
 
 
I'm sorry officer, I thought you said License and Methestration
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Sun April 17, 2022
(MassLive)
 
 
 
And the Lord spake saying "Takest thou money and buy many handguns, and thou shalt takest those guns and sellest for a profit. Then thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it"
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Sat April 16, 2022
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Minnesota Dept of Corrections to focus on their most pressing issue: The poor quality of prison tats
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Fri April 15, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
When it comes to imprisoning people just for being homeless, Tennesseein' is Tennebelievin'
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
When it comes to imprisoning people just for being homeless, Tennesseein' is Tennebelievin'
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Families with transgender children start GoFundMe drives, seeking funds to help them flee to safer states for their kids' medical care made illegal by Alabama government
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Tue April 12, 2022
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Sure, hiring a defense attorney can cost you an arm and a leg, but you'd think a man accused of dumping body parts all over Arizona could afford that
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is he wearing an animal ear tag? Is this some new tik tok trend or something?
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Mon April 11, 2022
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Insurrectionist gets 30-day jail sentence, unclear if that will interfere with her upcoming felony DWI trial for killing someone. The best people
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Sun April 10, 2022
(WAAY TV)
 
 
 
Separation of church and state lawsuit in 3... 2...
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Fri April 08, 2022
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Deshaun Watson's massive fully guaranteed contract will also pay him if he's ever suspended by the NFL. I can't see that ever being a problem though, when have the Browns ever signed a franchise quarterback only for it to go immediately wrong?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Blowing twice the legal limit after getting caught driving on two flat tires is no way to go through life state rep. Bonus: With a name that screams "I LOVE BEER"
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Tue April 05, 2022
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
If you are on prison furlough, and break into a home, and get shot, well, then... Here's your tag
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Can 74-year-old woman really get arrested for threatening police with "white witchery?" What about black magikery or pink sorcery?
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Can 74-year-old woman really get arrested for threatening police with "white witchery?" What about black magikery or pink sorcery?
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(North Penn Now)
 
 
 
PA man has quite the night on the town, before the cops came anyway
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Fri April 01, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
This is an outrage. They should have been in a recycling bin
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
South Dakota attorney general, the state's top law-enforcement official, used his position to wriggle out of as many as a dozen traffic tickets in the two years leading up to the night he struck and killed a pedestrian while dicking with his phone
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Wed March 30, 2022
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Anti-Abortion activist asks for Abortion, gets felony. Hopefully they get the full term for felony
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Mon March 28, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sitting U.S. district judge says it is "more likely than not that President Trump corruptly attempted to obstruct the Joint Session of Congress on January 6, 2021", now in the running for prestigious No shiat Sherlock award
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Guest attacks hotel desk clerk. Whole thing is on tape. Guess a) which one is arrested b) the race of each party
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Georgia GOP gets man disqualified for office for being too overtly Republican
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Fri March 25, 2022
(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Fibbing Fortenberry found felonious following fictional FBI fact finding feedback
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Mon March 21, 2022
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Mom regrets teaching Florida Boy not to lie to the police
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Tue March 15, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Pro-Tip: If you're going to be illegally mailing scorpions to Germany, come up with a better cover up than labeling the packages "chocolate"
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Sun March 13, 2022
(Pueblo Chieftain)
 
 
 
Lauren Boebert threates to sue anyone describing what Lauren Boebert does
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Sat March 12, 2022
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
*taps temple* can't lose a recount if the law says they can't be counted
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Thu March 10, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Jussie Smollett would like the world to know as he goes to jail that he is NOT suicidal
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Wed March 09, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Excuse me, voting Republican? This line here. Voting Democrat? Please step out of line
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Wahoo police chief forgot to shut off his body cam while making wahoo
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Tue March 08, 2022
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Roger Stone is jealous
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Idaho committee approves bill to punish gender affirming healthcare with... life in prison. Where's the WTF tag?
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