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Thu July 22, 2021
(WLBT Jackson)
 
 
 
54? Guess we can rule out unhinged rage as a beauty regimen
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Wed July 21, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
US to Canada: 'Open the border - open the border - open the border.' Canada: 'OKAY, we'll open the border.' US: 'Um, not so fast.'
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Tue July 20, 2021
(Stat News)
 
 
 
US States are "drowning" in excess Covid-19 vaccine and want to donate it to other countries before it expires. Federal government: Nope
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
BREAKING: Barrack arrested on federal charge. Oh, BAM
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Mon July 19, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Biden Administration formally blames China for the massive Microsoft exchange/Outlook hack last March. In other news that thing that nobody uses anymore since your company switched to Teams last year, was apparently hacked
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The journalists at Forbes seem to be at a loss for reality when it come to The Heritage Foundation's Frankenstein-Clown Monster, known as Ted Cruz
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Fri July 16, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Coughing is now a confirmed robbery weapon. In related news, there's apparently still an open Walgreens in San Francisco
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's starting to look like half of Canada may qualify as "being built over an Indian graveyard"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The trees left alone, the trees left alone, hi-ho the derry-o, the trees left alone
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Wed July 14, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada's NDP announces they will do what everyone just kinda figured was implicit because it is the NDP
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
Who do you trust more when it comes to space travel: the government or the billionaires?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Iranian agents are facing charges for their role in a plot to kidnap a U.S. journalist, had plans to take her out of Brooklyn by speedboat and get her quickly to Venezuela. Carrie Mathison allegedly involved in foiling the plot
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Tue July 13, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
And a big ol' "fark you" to Ajit Pai
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No treason or sedition charges for any January 6 Capitol Hill rioters so far. WTF?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Saul better call IT
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Billionaire Richard Branson was hardly "in space". He spent about a minute-and-a-half at the rim before falling back to earth, which is the functional equivalent of having a layover at JFK and then claiming you've been to New York City
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Mon July 12, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
There may be nothing more American than this: A longstanding and well documented abuse of the legal system is attracting bipartisan reform efforts because it happened to a celebrity
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Oh the huge manatee death record
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Dr. Ben Carson, who may have performed a self-lobotomy at some point, claims slavery was healthier for Black families than modern government assistance
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
What is Richard Branson's spaceflight endgame?
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Sun July 11, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
Texas GOP: "Never give up, never surrender"
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Sat July 10, 2021
(PBS)
 
 
 
Two Trump EPA appointees defrauded agency of $130K; only the finest people
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Fri July 09, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
When you've got a few thousand terrorists who are also vain clout-chasers, you might just need a $6.1-million-dollar database to keep track of the massive tsunami of media they churn out
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
The GOP readies their new slogan "Back the Fark off so I can infect everyone and die"
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists say people who smoke really bomber weed, like 90% THC, like that stuff that the guy who washes dishes down at Arbys can get, what was this headline about again?
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(Columbia Missourian)
 
 
 
Missouri is going to bootstrap its way out of the pandemic
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Thu July 08, 2021
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Socialist Canada making child care $10/day as it's "not a luxury for families it is a necessity"
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Wed July 07, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
So, Tucker WAS talking with the Russians
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
White House recommending rule review after Richardson Olympic ban. That response happened faster than you can say 'ere
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada is just a branch plant of the American economy, and the USA treats them like minimum wage call center peons who don't have a swipecard to access the break room
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Rapper Pooh Shiesty held on federal gun and robbery charges" *Belch* Morty, there is a rapper named "Pooh Shiesty". *belch* People actually BUY his records Morty. Don't look away Morty, this is what society is now. Pooh Schiesty, Morty
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Russian hackers infiltrate the RNC to double check the intel they were given
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Tue July 06, 2021
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
ThEy FiNnAlLy cOmIn FeR mUh GuNz
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Pentagon enacts Order 66
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Costco ending COVID-19 senior shopping hours later this month. So if you still want those free Grandmother or Grandfather samples, you better get there quick
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Sun July 04, 2021
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The "asset recycling" Republicans keep talking about is just privatization
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Thu July 01, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
It's not the NSA that's spying on you
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Tue June 29, 2021
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Fox and TMZ attempt to get to the bottom of UFOs. The History Channel kicks back with a beer and now doubts the truth is out there
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Brazil to redeploy troops to Amazon to fight deforestation in two days or less
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani is being investigated over Turkish lobbying. Man, I didn't even know they did landscaping
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Ignoring the precedent set by nearly every court that has considered this issue, including the Courts of Appeal for three different circuits, Trump-appointed judge says its fine for Rep. Boebert to block her critics on Twitter
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Derek Chauvin closing in on federal plea deal, will serve time in federal prison, not state
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Mon June 28, 2021
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Mugshots you can smell
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Sat June 26, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
No grift too petty: IG's report finds that Trump EPA officials handed out "no-show' jobs to friends, engaged in blatant nepotism when filling senior jobs and even kept fired employees on the payroll by pretending they were "teleworking"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Racism. Duh
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Thu June 24, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats in power again? DEBT CEILING CRISIS INCOMING
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Wed June 23, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ever notice how Trump's denials are always followed by admissions?
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Tue June 22, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
The US starts cutting Iran off from the internet
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Mon June 21, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former guy had brilliant plan to deal with those infected with Covid: Ship them to Guantanamo
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Sun June 20, 2021
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"It's not a gulag" Russia says of forced prisoner labor camp
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Sat June 19, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Was Jeffrey Epstein a government informant?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Federal judge sides with Florida, lifts CDC no-sail order against cruises. The COVID must flow
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Fri June 18, 2021
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Fraudulent N95 mask supplier: "Asked on the phone about delivery dates, according to the report, he would cry"
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Thu June 17, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You didn't *really* expect the USPS' transition to its next-gen mail trucks to go smoothly and efficiently, did you?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
After announcing Texas will Build The Wall last week, now Gov. Abbott is soliciting donations from citizens to pay for it. Steve Bannon nods approvingly from his new yacht in St. Tropez
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
DOJ drops lawsuit and criminal investigation into John Bolton, as displeasing Lord Trump is not a crime....anymore
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Wed June 16, 2021
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas' ERCOT claims it's a public entity immune from lawsuits over their neglect that led to over 100 people dying during a winter storm, and in the same breath states that as a public entity, the public has no right to see documents proving neglect
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Tue June 15, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Unlike Trump, Biden has a plan to battle domestic terrorism
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Mon June 14, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why you shouldn't be shocked by the fact that Merrick Garland's Justice Department is continuing to defend and protect Trump
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bank of America's CEO says they spend over $1bil/year on cybersecurity, so get off their dicks or they'll close more branches and egregiously raise fees some more
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Sun June 13, 2021
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Kelli Ward has a challenger for her Stupidest AZ Politician belt: Wendy Rogers, who threatens to put the US Attorney General in an AZ jail
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Fri June 11, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Whackos think that a cicada landing on Joe Biden is a message from "Q" because cicadas are stuck underground as children for Q=17 years. Yeah, sure, and a guy should be president because a bird lands on his lectern during a speech
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Greg Abbott: Texas will finish what Trump started
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Thu June 10, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dept. of Interior is proposing to rescind a Trump-era rule that would have reduced the amount oil and gas drillers pay for drilling on public land from "chump change" to "a pittance"
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Wed June 09, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
The federal government is contributing to climate change, needs to get rid of its energy wasting marijuana ban
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Time to do a shiatty 15-second dance; Biden just replaced Trump's TikTok ban
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Idaho presses on in its goal of becoming the Gilead of the Northwest
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Tue June 08, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Private companies demand socialism
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
US: We have millions of J&J covid vaccines that are set to expire at the end of June. What do? Developing countries: If we may ... US: WE SAID, what do?
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(National Review)
 
 
 
National Review popularizing the next Big Lie
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Biden DOJ will keep defending Trump in rape defamation case
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Mon June 07, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Antony Blinken suddenly interested in holding China accountable for the pandemic, other things like genocide, supply chain manipulation
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Sun June 06, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
White farmers, who got 99.4% of Trumps trade war relief fund, are upset that non-white farmers are going to get debt relief from the Biden administration
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
There's something called a "chicken tax" ... and apparently avoiding paying it could cost Ford a whopping $1.3 billion. That's a whole lot of chicken
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Sat June 05, 2021
(Some Space Guy)
 
 
 
Remember when consolidating military space missions under Space Force was going to save a lot of money? Yeah, nobody fell for that
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The biggest failure of the pandemic was the belief that Americans would magically band together and listen to experts to fight a major national threat. Will we learn anything?
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(The Punch (Nigeria))
 
 
 
How will that nice prince get me my money now?
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Tik Tok Tik Tok This sounds fine
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Fri June 04, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Pence: "I don't know" if Trump and I will "ever see eye to eye" on his assassination attempt
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Thu June 03, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Remember the July 4th fireworks that Trump insisted on putting on in Washington despite nobody wanting him to? Well, it caused $42,000 in damage to the city. Which, considering his overall level of incompetence, seems sort of like a success, actually
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democratic lobbying firm under investigation for illegally lobbying for Ukrainian firm, Burisma
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Wed June 02, 2021
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Rep. John Katko (R) demands Congress fully fund the restaurant revitalization plan that he voted against
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Tue June 01, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Special master appointed for special bastard
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: Because we've 100% eradicated Covid-19, people have stopped testing and we're all going back to normal. Wait, that might not be such great news everyone
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Sun May 30, 2021
(News One)
 
 
 
Ben Carson (R), who once spent $31,000 in government funds on a dining set, criticizes President Biden's budget
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Sat May 29, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida Man arrested for stealing 100s of ventilators intended for critically ill COVID-19 patients in El Salvador
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Fri May 28, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
The hidden history of how Washington DC embraced UFOs. No mention if a lot of politicians have been kidnapped, beamed up and brainwashed over the years
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The SolarWinds hackers are back and ready for more
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Thu May 27, 2021
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
On who was responsible for various parts of government during the COVID crisis: "You have that meme with both Spider-Man's pointing at each other - it's like that but with everybody"
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Jesus Kong, aka Osama Kingdada pleads guilty to internet tough guy third degree
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson isn't qualified to be a cashier, let alone a prime minister
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
People prefer less fingers in their pork
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Wed May 26, 2021
(DeadState)
 
 
 
Um, actually, it was because you bilked your followers out of millions of dollars, Jim Bakker
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Tue May 25, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
While Oba Benin Ewuare may sound like a Jedi, he is actually a monarch who really wants looted artifacts returned by England
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Mon May 24, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sondland received no quid pro quo, sues pro quid
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Biden to create a way to funnel even more money from blue states to red states
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
1/6 Insurrectionist: Hey media, I will sell you this exclusive video I shot inside the Capitol during the attack. Various media: Okay, here's over $90k. Feds: *yoink* We'll be taking that as "proceeds of a crime"
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Sat May 22, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Canadian vigilante whips off the goalie gloves and saves New Yorker. Sometimes, justice says sorry
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Fri May 21, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
The Biden administration has been violating federal law with its use of "shelters" to house migrant children
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Free-market, anti-tax, anti-worker club is livid that the government won't solve their IT problems
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Brigadier-General Krista Brodie tells Canada how it really is: vaccine delivery will be even slower this summer, despite what the politicians are saying
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Thu May 20, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
In which the Trump buddy charged with taking millions from Malaysia to derail a DOJ investigation into a corrupt bank linked to the country's PM, has to replace his lawyer, because the lawyer is being investigated for offering bribes for pardons
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
"The Idea That Deficit Spending Is a Burden on Our Children Is the Dumbest Propaganda" nails it more than you've ever nailed subby's mom. wₐᵢₜ, wₕₐₜ
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(Politico)
 
 
 
DHS yanks their contract with the Josef Mengele Memorial Detention Center in Irwin County Georgia which has been accused of performing unnecessary medical procedures including sterilizations on immigration detainees housed there
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Wed May 19, 2021
(MPR News)
 
 
 
New law would require the Pentagon to keep track of where that $740 Billion goes every year. And by "new" we mean they've been required to do so since the 90s but just didn't bother
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
My side. Your side. My side. Your side
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gov. Greg Abbott (R-TX) issues executive order prohibiting mask mandates by local authorities, including public schools
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Tue May 18, 2021
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Utah Legislature to debate banning critical race theory from being taught in K-12 grades. What's critical race theory you ask? Why that's the theory that racism exists still in America
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Mon May 17, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Federal government lifts mask mandate for all employees who claim to be vaccinated
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver brilliantly eviscerates "Stand Your Ground" laws; "they've contributed to a society where vigilantes with guns decide what is safety, who is a threat, and what the punishment should be, from road rage to disputes over dog weights"
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Sun May 16, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
What's the one thing that health experts, labor groups and business leaders can all agree on? The new CDC mask rules are a failure
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Sat May 15, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Americans plan to invade Canada with their sparkling vaccinated bodies, glistening with droplets and their immune biceps flexing next to Pfizer hair like it's nothing
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Fri May 14, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
US retail sales fall flat as all that stimulus cash dries up. quelle surprise
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Thu May 13, 2021
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Senator Richard Shelby (AL-Retiring) asks why DoJ is "more zealously pursuing alleged Capitol rioters than those who vandalized property and 'terrorized cities like Portland?" Because they weren't trying to overthrow the US Constitution?
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Wed May 12, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Republicans: Free market! Deregulate Small government! Also Republicans: Why aren't the feds fixing the gas shortage?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Yesterday: US warns citizens not to panic and horde gas after pipeline hack. Today: US hit with fuel shortages as panicked drivers fill up tanks after pipeline hack
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
State of Emergency declared in literal state of emergency
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan: stop pumping oil through the Great Lakes. Enbridge: lol no. Michigan: ok then your money is ours
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Tue May 11, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Not guilty, Your Honor, and we'll be needing a white jury"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Businesses absolutely shocked to find that no one is willing to work their crappy jobs for menial wages. Obvious tag demands its fainting couch
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Mon May 10, 2021
(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
Biden administration launches task force to ensure scientific decisions are free from political influence. GOP launches investigation into if Biden weighs more than a duck
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
U.S. watchdog to evaluate the Pentagon's response to UFO reports, at least until it shape-shifts from a German shepherd to Odo
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(PBS)
 
 
 
If Colonial Pipeline had only known about the power of the DarkSide, their oil pipeline would not be staring down a dark path, for days will it dominate their destiny
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nobody expected the Colonial ransomware extortion
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(Deccan Herald)
 
 
 
Biden planning an order to strengthen US cyberdefenses now that the horse is being held for ransom in its own barn
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Only "1 in 6?" Here's today's lie, damned lie, and statistic
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(Axios)
 
 
 
There are limitations to buying American
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(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
What do you do when your bungling incompetence leads to a third Covid-19 wave? HEY EVERYBODY LOOK OVER THERE
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
US unemployment claims drop below 500,000 for first time since the covid hit the fan
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Wed May 05, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
There are secret US intelligence documents on Joe Exotic
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Tue May 04, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Elon Musk: Tony Stark for real, potentially shiatshow SNL host, and space welfare mom buying vodak with food stamps
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(CREW)
 
 
 
Federal judge to DOJ: Hey, so what's this memo that Barr cited to justify not charging Trump for Obstruction of Justice? Produce for us ASAP
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Grifters gonna grift. Trump Organization accused of abusing the UK's coronavirus furlough scheme after it claims up to £500,000 via Covid-19 job fund despite axing staff. This is my shocked face
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Did you know there was a Lauren Boebert parody site? Neither did anyone else until her press secretary sent the owner of the site a poorly worded take down notice. Lauren meet Barbara
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's former Pentagon (acting) chief wants to know why Joe Biden isn't dealing with attacks on American Forces that Trump ignored
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Australia: Now that we think about it, perhaps allowing China to buy one of our key shipping ports was a horrible, greedy, incredibly shortsighted decision
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Sat May 01, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Family demands 10 million from Capitol Police because Ashli Babbitt found out
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
A slap in the face from Mexico, courtesy of GM
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Fri April 30, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Comedian awarded $35,000 for 2019 incident in which he was pulled off a bus by border patrol agents... at the Washington-Oregon border
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Does voting Republican make a white farmer socially disadvantaged?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell wants the Secretary of Education to remove the 1619 Project from federal funding and replace them with other "inclusive" methods. "Turtle Power" has a nice ring to it
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Thu April 29, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Neil Gorsuch and Amy Coney Barrett, liberals
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Wed April 28, 2021
(National Post)
 
 
 
Canadians angry that Netflix, Hulu, Apple TV, Disney+ might be ordered to offer Canadian content
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Mon April 26, 2021
(National Post)
 
 
 
Federal court to flying Canadian plague rats: Sorry aboot that, but ya gotta do a quarantine, it's fer the public interest, eh
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
California will resume setting its own pollution standards as Pres. Biden continues to unring Bell-End-45's policies
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(AP News)
 
 
 
100 Days of Biden
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russian and Chinese propaganda have been appearing on U.S. broadcast programming. Now the FCC wants you to know which programs are airing it
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Sat April 24, 2021
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
There are dumb reasons for rioting at the Capitol on January 6th, and then there is "I thought I was breaking into the White House"
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Fri April 23, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Derek Chauvin: career criminal
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Thu April 22, 2021
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Must be nice to be a rich MAGA terrorist
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(MSN)
 
 
 
DOJ: At least 100 more arrests coming, so prepare your finest tiny violin jokes
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The last guy in charge really did hate Puerto Rico for some reason
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Can AI be regulated, or are we heading towards a Section 31 Control disaster?
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
When calling DC "corrupt" and "crime-ridden" maybe don't have a Congressman from Louisiana be the guy making those claims. People in glass houses and all
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Doctors say vaccines are not protecting Canadians from Covid variants because of all the air travel. Stay home, stay safe, sorry
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What a mysterious injection of cash
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(NPR)
 
 
 
DOJ to investigate Minneapolis Police for possible patterns of excessive force, timing of horses and barn doors
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oooooorrrrrr you could stop paying your employees crappy wages
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"So you see, kids, sexual consent is like rubbing your milkshake in someone's face and then getting pizza for dinner when you want to touch their butt"
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Have Geico car insurance? You've probably been wrecked
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian government announces plans to keep your little brat attended to while you go to the office and hang out with adults and have adult conversations and drink and smoke and do lunch and generally enjoy life
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Mon April 19, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Investigative report from the Ric Romero International Research Institute reveals Russia and China are intentionally dumping fuel on the Qanon fire
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The MyPillow guy gets Jimmy Hoffa's prosecutor to defend him against Dominion
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Sat April 17, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
"It wasn't our fault" cries government who was specifically and directly responsible for the disaster unfolding in front of them
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Joe Biden's ice cream brings all the tracksuits to the yard
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
It's like if they rebooted "Knight Rider" with a Tesla and had it hunt down criminals across the country. Which . . . is not that bad of an idea, actually
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(CBC)
 
 
 
So much for a rejuvenating post-pandemic summer in Ontario
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The GOP is banning foster care for immigrant children, with Nebraska's governor and South Carolina's governor making it illegal for residents to foster sundered children
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Thu April 15, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Biden will do what Trump couldn't and wouldn't because you can't discipline your boss
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NJ man sues federal government to sell his organs. Subby would like to have his gall
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Biden: Nice financial system you have there, Vlad. It would be a shame if something happened to it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
President's failure to take COVID seriously puts healthcare system at risk of imminent collapse. No, not that one. FARK: Out of intubation medications
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans want to ban TikTok on all Federal devices so their colleagues don't get caught up in sex scandals so easily
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Canada grants security forum award to Taiwan's president after the entire world points out that Canada doesn't have to do whatever China says. Ghost of John McCain nods approvingly
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Wed April 14, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
No charges will be filed against officer who fatally shot demonstrator
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(NextGov)
 
 
 
Federal government to update list of skills required for government jobs. "Daddy is a congressman" and "ethically flexible" remain the top skills needed
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Grist)
 
 
 
It's a SECRET PLAN, okay? So nobody say anything about ALEC's new SECRET PLAN to fark over the planet so a handful of assholes can stay rich
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Trump supporters were given key jobs and approved in the hours before Biden was inaugurated, leading to speculation that there's poison in the well
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Democrats urge Biden to do something about that thing they all complained about daily for like 3 straight years and probably should have had a plan for by now
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Was that a stun gun disguised as a walking stick in your pants, or were you just happy to be sitting at Nancy Pelosi's desk?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Uber may get into cannabis delivery which should work with their Uber Eats business model when all those customers get the munchies a few hours later
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
This is how you trigger the dictator in Beijing
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Turns out the USA has lots of "zombie" programs not authorized by Congress that could save us $322 billion if we eliminated them. So we could close (checks list) the FBI, DEA, BATFE, FTC, NWS, and the State Department as unauthorized programs
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Supply of the COVID vaccine could exceed demand by the end of the month, well before we've reached herd immunity. Thank you, white republicans
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I'll admit that I only skimmed this headline, but it looks like states are going to start receiving dragons from the federal government. Can we request our own Khaleesi along with them?
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
US: Time to open the borders and let people through so they can seek better lives. Canada: Not so fast, amigo
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(Axios)
 
 
 
What is Mike Pence's 2024 move?
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Not that she was likely to get many job offers in the next little while, but the US OSC has found that a former Trump HUD official violated the Hatch Act and fined her $1,000 and barred her from being employed by the federal government for 4 years
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gov Abbott issues an executive order banning "vaccine passports" in the state, arguing that rewarding those who have taken steps to be safe and keep others safe violates the Constitutional rights of other Texans to be morons
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hey, anyone remember when Pence used to give regular press conferences? No? Me neither
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Bronx congressman wants billions for NYC public housing, which under NYC budgeting will totally buy three whole air conditioners - with enough left over for the DeBlasios to pick up something nice in the Hamptons
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Sat April 03, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After undercover investigation, FBI and DEA raid Beverly Hills company that provided small secure and private boxes. Included in article: the in no way suspicious advertisement "we don't even want to know your name"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
On their way out the door team Trump mistakenly sanctioned a small restaurant in Italy instead of a Venezuelan oil exporter. Only the best
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Biden lets Trump's racist policy die out
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Democrats might finally have their Ronald Reagan in Joe Biden
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Why yes, Matt Gaetz was the only no vote on 2017 human trafficking bill. Why do you ask?
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(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Missouri House to voters: You can't have the Medicaid expansion you voted for if we don't fund it
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Thu April 01, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Master negotiator signed contracts obligating the US to pay for empty private prisons
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(Politico)
 
 
 
White House knew more than a week ago that the J&J contractor had hired Lucy and Ethel to run their vaccine line
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GAO audit says that Ivanka Trump's signature "Women's Global Development and Prosperity Initiative" was failure that spent lots of money with little oversight, and didn't accomplish much of anything. So perfectly "on brand" for a Trump enterprise
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Trump advisor Peter Navarro blatantly wasted billions of tax money rewarding Trump donors. And you thought the money was going to fight COVID you silly goose
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Wed March 31, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
EPA restores wetlands by removing the swamp monsters
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kevin McCarthy: Okay, the sedition, lying, treason, white supremacy, hanging with Jeff Epstein, and espionage on behalf of our enemies were bad...but child sex trafficking (if true) is where we'll draw the phoney-baloney line of morality
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The country that helped Donald Trump become president obtained illicit access to US government emails once he was president
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1854, Commodore Matthew Perry signed the Treaty of Kanagawa with Japan, an early role which provided important acting experience he would later use on 'Friends'
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australia cancels Bluesfest festival over Easter as Queensland records two new Covid cases. Two? That's it? There were probably two new Covid cases recorded in the US as I typed this
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Tue March 30, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
This morning: Matt Gaetz might step down from congress to work for Newsmax. This afternoon: Matt Gaetz is said to be investigated over sexual relationship with a 17-year-old girl
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Would a bioterrorist do anything differently?
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Defense One)
 
 
 
Wait, but I thought some NSA contractor who stole national security secrets for the Russians told us all that the NSA does this shiat all the time? Was that not true? Or lordy lord
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The SolarWinds hackers even knew which way the wind was blowing at Homeland Security
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Fri March 26, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
President psychopathic leader, made unbelievable mistakes on Covid-19 policy. Difficulty: Not Trump
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Commit treason... CHECK. Get arrested... CHECK. BUT YOUR HONOR, I'VE GOT FINALS. Judge... Would you like me to have the officers drive you home?
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Thu March 25, 2021
(WJRT)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems, Michigan Republicans pass bill to make gas cans easier to use
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Janet Yellen to open door to tax hike, borrowing, although critics would like to just discuss the matter quietly
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Senate votes 92-7 to extend Payroll Protection Program by 2 months
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter was either lying or grossly misinformed, take your pick
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Protip: if the DOJ is accusing you of not tracking your police department's use of force incidents, do not use "we had too many to count" as your defense
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