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headlines found matching 'Federal government of the United States'
Sat July 21, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Whaddya mean Americans don't know civics? Doesn't everybody still learn about Bill, just sitting there on Capitol Hill? Sure the same folks taught Manifest Destiny as "elbow room", but surely our childrens still understand the Democracies
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Ecuadorian embassy has had enough of Assange's shiat
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Wed July 18, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In addition to channeling Russian money to the NRA, Maria Butina was playing, "This is your rifle, this is your gun" with a 56-year-old American citizen
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mariia Butina had packed her things and getting ready to flee the country when she was arrested. You have to wonder how she knew the jig was up. It's almost as if someone with access to the case tipped her off
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
New poll finds majority of Americans (68%) consider Russia either unfriendly or enemy of the United States, or roughly the same amount that didn't vote for Trump
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not only did Maria Burtina get indicted by the grand jury yesterday, but they added an additional, far more serious charge for good measure
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mariia Butina was in constant contact with Russian Intelligence while she was in Washington. Hey GOPers who had contact with her, you may want to rethink your path in life moving forward
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Tue July 17, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Given that the U.S. president spent the last 36 hours abroad humbling himself to his nation's most dangerous adversary, you could be forgiven if you've forgotten he's also been orchestrating crimes against humanity back home
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Sun July 15, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Oh, so NOW they care about the children. Yeah, riiiiiiiiiiiiiight
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Fri July 13, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The tax cuts are working, federal deficit drops by 16.1%- Oh wait a minute you mean the deficits went up over 16%- never mind
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Gov. Rick Scott signs executive order to keep beaches open to public after signing bill last March giving hotels, condos, private homes control over beaches to high-tide line. He must be running for US Senate or something
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(CW33 Dallas)
 
 
 
Can separated immigrant children just walk out of shelters? Technically, yes. "How to properly confine children is a thorny issue in Texas"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As usual, Republicans have their fingers firmly placed on the pulse of America and understand that what real Americans want more than anything is for it to be easier for corporations, telemarketers, and debt collectors to robocall their cellphones
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Thu July 12, 2018
(Some Pill)
 
 
 
Pharmacies collect the government subsidy intended to lower costs for the consumer, then charge the consumer the full price. It's a win-win
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Department of Justice to AT&T: "Maybe we were too hasty letting you buy Time-Warner"
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will the President live-tweet? Will the Republicans realize they made a terrible mistake? Will Peter admit on live TV the President should not go to Russia because he's compromised? THIS is your Peter Strzok Congressional Hearing thread (10AM EdT start)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Robert Mueller asks for 100 blank subpoenas and excuse me I need to change my pants
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Wed July 11, 2018
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Trump on his family separations at border policy: "Well, I have a solution. Tell people not to come to our country illegally." Like his wife did
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump WH plans to fund immigrant detention camps by pulling funding from AIDS treatment and research
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Tue July 10, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Then they came for the citizens
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Giuliani still on payroll of Ukrainian politician with ties to Russia and Paul Manafort because nothing matters anymore
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Trump Administration: We'd like to unilaterally throw out the 20-year old Flores Settlement and just start keeping kids locked up for more than 20 days-you know, to keep families together. Federal Judge: How about "hell no"?
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Mon July 09, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Having resolved all issues environmental, racial, and health oriented, Pennsylvania resolves to become more outstanding by naming Harley-Davidson the state motorcycle because nothing says PA like slashed workforces, labor strikes, and lower quality
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Sun July 08, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
At least 24 dead in Tultepec fireworks explosion. This is not a repeat from 2016, 2006, or 2005
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Government lawyers were unable to meet the deadline to reunify immigrants kids currently in cages because they felt it was more important to keep a buddy's dog out of a kennel
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
DOJ to federal judge: About that July 10th deadline to reunite kids with their families? See, when were yanking families apart, we forgot to give people "kid check" tickets, and nobody likes our "leave a kid, take a kid" idea... so, yeah
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
EPA employees chanting boo-uit after Scott steps down
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Thu July 05, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bush-appointed federal judge rejects precedent of Brown v. Board of Education
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump administration pledges to reunite more children with their parents than the total number they originally claimed had been separated. You can't explain that
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Tue July 03, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
United States government going after Lance Armstrong's former business manager for at least 1.2 million, possibly 1.65 million dollars. That takes a lotta ball
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Conservative talking point: Obama gave citizenship to 2,500 Iranian terrorists as part of the Iran deal. He must be impeached NOW
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Sun July 01, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
During her visit to one of the concentration camps, Melania Trump asked the interned children if they had started to make friends with one another
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Another night in Portland right here
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Sat June 30, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In the year 2021 we'll need 51 stars on the American flag
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(Vox)
 
 
 
White House: The law is what we say it is
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
When even cops think you've gone too far, you've probably f*cked up
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The NSA is deleting a non-zero number of call records. You submitted this from your solid gold house immediately after having sexy times with hot lingerie and/or Speedo models
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Fri June 29, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Federal Judge to the State of Kentucky: "Are you people smoking meth? Give these people their healthcare and stop being dicks"
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Thu June 28, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when government agents drop in unexpectedly at the house of an ICE whistleblower to intimidate him, only to find him in the middle of an interview with a major news network
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(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
"The iconic 22-foot neon palm tree which graced the sometimes sketchy Paradise Inn must remain as a community asset"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Taiwanese electronics manufacturer Foxconn breaks ground on new plant in Wisconsin. Never mind that pesky $4 billion package of tax breaks and other incentives to build there
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Face-eating leopard to people having their face eaten by leopards: "Leopards will not eat your face." The aristocrats
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Melania Trump plans another passive-aggressive road trip
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Does the Supreme Court have a double standard on religion?" Rare Poltab "yes" question headline trifecta in play
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Tue June 26, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Huge music festival may have to be rescheduled due to 4 bird eggs
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
The Onion knocks it out of the park again, and we should all be ashamed and terrified that a humor and satire site is saner and more pragmatic than our actual news is now
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(Politico)
 
 
 
White House insists its "zero tolerance" border policy has not changed even as Customs and Border Patrol announces they won't be doing that anymore because they have neither the manpower or resources to enforce this insane idea any more
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
EPA officially becomes the Ministry of Climate Change Denial, and disbands several environmental science oversight boards to prevent "unnecessary ethics obligations"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rep. Maxine Waters: "I did not call for harm for anybody, the President lied again"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Soy tariffs have become self aware
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Trump Administration was working on an immunity deal for Julian Assange... Until Jim Comey stepped in
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
WaPo: Be polite to fascists. Counterpoint: My fascism-enabling friends, this is only the beginning
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Scott Pruitt now qualifies for a free donut and any small coffee at the Office of Special Counsel's canteen the next time he visits for questioning under oath
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Tired of being run over by ships in Alaska, whales start striking back
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
When confronted with facts, the Trump supporter will often turn to ad hominem attacks, even if they are on live television--some would say especially. Let's observe this exchange on CNN, shall we?
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
All facilities in the state of New York that may have been assisting with the Republican Kidnapping Program must provide details YESTERDAY or risk losing their license to operate and/or face criminal prosecution
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Maxine Waters has zero farks left to give
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
WTF: Trump Administration conditioning the return of stolen and jailed children on parents waiving rights to asylum and self-deporting. Double WTF: Trump administration not actually giving the children back
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Sat June 23, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The mystery of Schrödinger's Coat
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Fri June 22, 2018
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
With no right to an attorney, Guatemalan immigrant expected to represent himself in court. He's 8 years old
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(CNN)
 
 
 
EPA commissions challenge coins to commemorate its great responses to the 2017 hurricanes, including Puerto Rico
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Scott Pruitt is so bad at his job that he has sent only one email from his official address to accounts outside of the EPA. I'm afraid this dumb "thing" is the least of criminal Scott Pruitt's worries. Does Trump know any non-criminals?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Remember that scene from "The Office" where Oscar explains budget surpluses to Michael by talking about a lemonade stand and your parents giving you $10 to run it? It's like that, but with Mulvaney explaining bureaucracy to Trump using pizza
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Thu June 21, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
What if... stay with me on this... what if we just abolished the entire U.S. Govt except for the War Department. Just think of all the taxes we could cut
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
You can spend decades working as an expert in national security, but defend concentration camps for kids just once and you'll forever be known as the She-Wolf of the DHS
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I can't understand this," the judge said. "If someone at the jail takes your wallet, they give you a receipt. They take your kids, and you get nothing? Not even a slip of paper?"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans can't decide whether to eliminate the Department of Labor or the Department of Education. Trump: Why not both?
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Wed June 20, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
China: How dare you accuse us of breaking into OPM. Just because we have some of the best hackers in the world and we have all the information and you traced the breach back to us doesn't mean we were behind it
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Legalized pot comes to Canada October 17, 2018, 9 days after Thanksgiving. Amen
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(Reveal)
 
 
 
Lawsuit claims that immigrant children held at Shiloh "Treatment" Center in Texas have been held down and forcibly injected with powerful psychiatric drugs creating a child zombie army
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Contractor hired to build and tear down temporary housing skips straight to the last step when hauling it under a low bridge
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(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
Texas officials decide immigration shelters can concentrate better without limits on capacity
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(AP News)
 
 
 
At least they aren't separating babies from their mothers right? Right?
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
What's a constitutional crisis? Subby is asking for a friend in DC
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Beijing ups the ante in the trade war, refuses to let US citizens leave
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The only person who will stop Trump is Trump as he plans to shut the government down when he does not get his border wall funding. Chex mix, liberals
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump threatens to raise import taxes on another $200 billion in Chinese products
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
A county in the North Georgia mountains is bracing for a hippie influx
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
How worried/desperate is Jeff Sessions? well - he just said he's ok with decriminalizing cannabis. so there's that
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sessions gets schooled on the bible by a former altar boy
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Guy robs bank in order to buy life's essentials, like lottery tickets and booze
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Fri June 15, 2018
(AOL)
 
 
 
China urges US to make 'wise choice' on tariffs, apparently not having paid any attention to how we do things over here
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Thu June 14, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Manafort: I never lobbied for the Yanukovich government in the US, only Europe so I didn;t have to register. Mueller: So this letter from you that begins Dear Vicktor, You won't believe the sucess we're having lobbying for you here in the US...?
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(DW)
 
 
 
Large parts of Puerto Rico still without power as hurricane season arrives again. Where's those 2 guys from Montana when you need them?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Justifying the abysmal response in Puerto Rico after Maria, FEMA officials have blamed the severity of the storm and the difficulties are getting supplies to an island. A closer inspection of FEMA records show the real problem was..FEMA officials
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
When you've lost Laura Ingraham
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Critics wonder why the CEO of the Texas "nonprofit" organization that runs child immigration detention "shelters" is making $770,860 per year
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Avenatti: The Russians are after me. Why? Am I getting to close to burning their asset?
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mueller: Russia's coming for 2018, yo
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
US deficit in May was 66% higher than a year prior due to declining revenue and higher spending
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Senate to Trump: HAHAHAHAHAHA you really thought we'd let your bribe go through? Get da f*ck outta here, Donnie
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
DOJ lawyer argues that it's not Trump's fault that he accepts bribes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A woman who taught special education for 45 years left the school $1 million for scholarships
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
John Kelly to Staff: Don't farking email me or each other ever again
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump administration plans to consolidate all welfare programs in a single cabinet department, which he can then gut and starve
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Democrats sue Trump, saying he hasn't gotten approval for his foreign emoluments. Trump lawyers respond by pointing out that those Congressmen can vote to give their approval whenever they want and that their client has the worst farking lawyers
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Former White House press secretaries agree: Sarah Huckabee Sanders's lies hurt America
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Golden age of drones drawing to a close
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Tue June 05, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Mylan CEO Heather Bresch: Sure, we raised EpiPen's price by 400%, but "always look on the bright side of life"
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Mon June 04, 2018
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Heads up conservatives, Trump is paving the way for an imperial socialist presidency
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Guaranteed basic income to be tested in California city
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
It's totally normal for the head of the EPA to accept exclusive basketball game tickets from a coal baron
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Sun June 03, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Federal law requires unions to support all federal employees, whether they're members of the union or not. President Trump's EO bans unions from supporting employees during work hours. Better believe that's a suin'
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Drunken lunatic Steve Bannon promises Trump is going to shut down the government before the midterms
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are Trump's tariffs on Canada part of his "art of the deal"? Emails obtained through FOIA reveal plain old cronyism instead
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Sat June 02, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Pentagon to take over handling security clearance checks. Nothing to see here, citizen, move along
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Fri June 01, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ Governor orders state agencies to prepare for a government shutdown just in time for the 4th of July weekend. This sounds familiar. As long as the beaches are open
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Tue May 29, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Puerto Rican government's official death toll from Hurricane Maria stands at 64, but that might be just a little low, like by say 4,936-odd people, at least according a study published in the New England Journal of Medicine-but what do they know?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Separating fact from fiction in the 1,500 missing immigrant children story
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Mon May 28, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Federal authorities say yes; they took 1,500 children away from their families, and yes; they deported their parents; and yes, they assigned the 1,500 children to foster homes, but it's not THEIR fault the children disappeared somewhere on the way
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump defends a group's constitutional right to protest. Maybe they could demonstrate by kneeling?
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
As a holiday weekend send-off, Trump weakens employment protections for federal government workers
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Two Scoops continues blocking Twitter users, despite a federal judge ruling it's illegal, because he thinks he is above the law
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Wed May 23, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mike Pompeo says without a trace of irony that we haven't done enough to protect our elections from the Russians
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Friend of Trump and no-longer-pregnant Playmates Elliot Broidy had scored a total of $7,500 in Pentagon contracts... until 2017 when he got one for $3,900,000 and at least $800 million in foreign contracts
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(In the Mist?)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Feds Plan to Wipe Gorilla Snot on Giant Mine"
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Doctor" who plead guilty and was sentenced to 45 years in prison for misdiagnosing/over-treating 553 patients with cancer and raking in over $17 million in fraudulent billings has decided he's not guilty after all and wants his conviction tossed
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
And here is Betsy DeVos failing to answer even the simplest questions
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"We're in Venezuela" says A) your tour guide. 2) Your pilot. Or iii) your FBI agents upon learning that Trump is dumb enough to think he was being spied on and not investigated for crimes against America
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Alabama sues the Census Bureau because their 3rd grade reading level means they have a hard time understanding "counting the whole number of persons in each State"
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Mon May 21, 2018
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
It's too bad that U.S.-North Korea summit will probably never happen but it's a good thing we didn't do anything stupid like mint a commemorative coin for it. Wait, we did? Crap
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Shockingly enough, there's a shiatload of money being laundered through "lobbying" firms that sprung up seemingly overnight and they're all tied to Trump
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Look, it's OK, it's an emotional support explosive drone
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Fri May 18, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
The U.S. spends less on children than almost any other developed nation, possibly due to free shipping when you buy them on Amazon Prime
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(The State)
 
 
 
South Carolina gubernatorial candidate prides herself on being a "conservative buzzsaw" who fired hundreds of bureaucrats whose only job was winning wrongful termination lawsuits against the state
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trumps nominee for VA chief was a surprise to everybody including the nominee
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Let us go then, you and I / With this memo spread out against the sky / Unredacted upon a table
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently Bumble Bee has been up to something fishy but only the customers get stung
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(The State)
 
 
 
Responsible gun owner running for governor of South Carolina demonstrates her ability to shoot snakes in her front yard in her latest ad
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CIA thinks they've found their 400-pound former employee who leaked the CIA hacking tools to Wikileaks, but can't prosecute him yet. Fortunately he's in jail for child porn charges
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Donors are backing out of the GOP tax scam
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump is draining the swamp by burning the Federal government to the ground, in such a way that it won't ever recover. Deliberately
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Tue May 15, 2018
(KERO 23 Bakersfield)
 
 
 
The U.S. Postal service celebrates 100 years of airmail as the first letter sent on May 14, 1918 arrived today intact
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Study finds that chemicals present in the nation's drinking water are toxic at much lower levels than the EPA used to say was safe. As head of the EPA do you a) warn everybody, b) ask for more research, or c) bury the study to avoid "a PR nightmare"?
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fox News host Jeanine Pirro: President Donald Trump has fulfilled biblical prophecy by moving the U.S. Embassy
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
He could have used the word "struggle" or "endeavor" or perhaps "effort." But nooo
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
State Department nuclear expert packs his bags and leaves the Trump administration after Tweeto pulled the U.S. out of the Iran deal
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Seriously, Rudy...you're really not helping. Like to the point where we're starting to think you're really a Democratic plant to bring down the Trump administration from the inside and...hey...that kinda makes sense...hmmm
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Menendez: So what did the president know about the Trump Org trying to bribe the President of Panama to save their mob hideout in Trump Panamanian Pleasure Palace?
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Uber will test crashing drones into unsuspecting pedestrians
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
China suspects a vast international conspiracy of aliens and lizard people has stolen its much needed lithium
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
US Gov to ZTE: Stop selling to Iran and North Korea. ZTE: What are you going to do, ban me?
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Novartis paid nearly $400,000 to a shell company controlled by Michael Cohen, almost enough to cover one one round of the cancer therapy Kymriah
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Tue May 08, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Clowns march to end crime in Mexico. Man, here they just run for high office
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Experts: Hackers broke into Alaska's election system in 2016. Government: No biggie
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Climate change is such an insidious hoax that no one wants to buy houses in a floodplain anymore
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Rosenstein and top F.B.I. officials have come to suspect" "some lawmakers were using their oversight authority to gain intelligence about that investigation so that it could be shared with the White House", which was obvious to Farkers months ago
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Thu May 03, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Yeah, about that Cohen wiretap: There wasn't one
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Sometimes it's refreshing just to see the press ask the obvious questions
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I think they should understand by now that the Department of Justice is not going to be extorted. We're going to do what's required by the rule of law, and any kind of threats that anybody makes are not going to affect the way we do our job"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
At this point in the show, Scott Pruitt is in the lead for first Cabinet Secretary to be pardoned after being convicted on dozens of federal charges
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Investigation into FEMA's response to Puerto Rico indicates our government failed harder than they did in New Orleans
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
In the name of morale boosting, the tax-funded Georgia Tech Research Institute spent more than $1 million over two years on large staff events, catering and meals, including nearly $12,000 racing go-karts and playing laser tag at Andretti Karting
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Did Cohen just admit the National Enquirer messages were true?
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(THV 11)
 
 
 
Arkansas man who claims to hunt Bigfoot for government charged with child porn which everyone knows is classic Bigfoot bait
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Sun April 29, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
President Leeroy Jenkins threatens government shutdown just before midterms if border security isn't funded. DO IT
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Thu April 26, 2018
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Scott get pissed? Will he admit to corruption? Will the Senate do their jobs? THIS is your Pruitt Senate hearing thread (10am start time)
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Wed April 25, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Pruitt's head of security previously worked for AMI, who owns the National Enquirer, which paid off porn stars for silence, because they couldn't resist the golden cheeto. I'm sorry, but with all this vomit in my mouth, I forgot the punch line
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Federal judge: DACA is back, baby
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Gov. Rick Scott is travelling to Puerto Rico for the fifth time in a year because he cares so deeply about the Puerto Rican people
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Thu April 19, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lance Armstrong settles his lawsuit with the US government for $5 million, a livestrong bracelet and his remaining testicle
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Hawaii lawmakers have proposed a $100 million emergency aid package for the storm-damaged island of Kauai. Puerto Rico wants to move to Hawaii
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump's found an aspect of government service that he's actually not-terrible at: promoting American weapons sales
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Breaking up California into three states won't solve The Golden State's problems
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Mon April 16, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Federal judge: "Transgender people are a protected class, so take your transgender military ban and tuck it"
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee says Trump's decision to pardon Scooter Libby was an act of courage
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Steve, "If babies had guns they wouldn't be aborted," Stockman is found guilty on all but one charge at his federal fraud trial in Houston
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
11 senators to the FCC Chair: We feel that Sinclair Broadcasting's "must run" pieces are distorting the local news and violate FCC standards and request you open an investigation. Pai: nahhh they're all good bro, no need to check
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Moby gets jealous of Morrissey's self-importance and bad press
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump plans to restore "independence and dignity to millions of Americans" by cutting their welfare benefits and forcing them to find jobs that don't exist
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Tue April 10, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Man selling WWII dog tags on eBay that have blood, fire and fuel stains on the metal forgets to tell his buyers one important detail in his sales pitches: that they were stolen from the National Archives
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Inside the West Wing cage with the enraged President Orangutan
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
And here it is, folks, the list of the 10 best places to live in the United States. So, let's see, we have... oh, hell no. What? And then... oh come, that's ridiculous. And right there... are you kidding me? Oh, fark right the hell off
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Rep. Blake Farenthold (R-eimburse) leaves now to avoid any questions about the $84,000 of taxpayer money he used as a sexual harassment settlement which he promised to pay back
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Federal government is spending $30,000 on researching how to teach people to cook. A perfect example of how to burn money
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Thu April 05, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump considering $100B in new tariffs in the escalating trade war with China he denies we're in or that he started
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(Politico)
 
 
 
EPA's Pruitt: My $50 a day lease of a room in a lobbyist's house was reviewed by an agency ethics lawyer and he completely OK'ed it. Ethics lawyer's memo: I can't fully OK this because I am missing a ton of relevant information you haven't given me
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Looking for a new house in the Sacramento area? A hundred new listings just came on the market
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(Federal News Radio)
 
 
 
FEMA announces new mission statement: "Sorry, can't help you"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rex Tillerson's cost-cutting strategies included hiring $12 million worth of consultants
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Wed April 04, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Amazon (potentially) to Trump: "Nice HQ2 we're proposing here. Would be a shame if it went to Canada, eh?"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fox News host Shepard Smith fact checks Trump's comments on Amazon: "None of what he's saying is true"
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
That popping sound you heard was the bursting of the Manhattan property bubble...followed by the wailing sound of a certain family needing more Russian money
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Trump is totally not starting a trade war with China. But here's another $50 billion in tariffs to prove that to you people who just don't get his Art of the Deal
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(AP News)
 
 
 
It's a good thing that everyone in the current administration follows the best practices for cellphone security
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
NSA leaker Reality Winner's lawyers: We want to subpoena the records of all the top US cyber-security firms to find out what they know about Russian intrusions into US election systems. Federal prosecutors *flopsweat*: why would you need THAT?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Attorney Joe DiGenova who was, along with his wife, set to join Trump's legal team until a conflict of interest ethically and legally prevented them from doing so; says that they are STILL "playing {Trump's} lawyers on TV...and in real life:"
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Thu March 29, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan State's outlook downgraded to 'negative'. And not just by Jim Harbaugh
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Wonder why these past few days have been a dumpster fire for Trump? Turns out it's infrastructure week again
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Court says emolument case can go forward. You get a Trump tax return, and you get a Trump tax return. Everyone gets a Trump tax return
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
First, they came for the antique lighthouse lenses, and I said nothing
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Tue March 27, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Won't someone please think of the unemployed mining robots?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Paul Manafort files a motion seeking dismissal of the federal charges filed against him in VA citing the little known argument of "No fair Lookin'" arguing that Mueller shouldn't even have been investigating all the illegal stuff his did in THIS case
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Dish executive warns the AT&T-Time Warner merger would eliminate affordable television bundles
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(BBC)
 
 
 
US Census 2020 will include, for the first time since 1950, a question about citizenship. Good thing people aren't legally required to answer
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Document shows that based on the responses to Hurricane Harvey (Texas) and Hurricane Maria (Puerto Rico), this administration is hilariously racist
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Mon March 26, 2018
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
"It's absurd, and it's chicken shiat. I don't know if that's one or two words." While this could describe most of Congress, in this case it specifically refers to Paul Ryan's learned helplessness in the face of corporate use of eminent domain
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Sat March 24, 2018
(RedState)
 
 
 
You can now contribute to help President Trump fight the corrupt Deep State headed by Mueller. Whoa, no running, one at a time now, you'll all get a chance to contribute
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