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Sat July 04, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
When the DOJ tried to crackdown on people price-gouging for PPE at the beginning of the Pandemic, the White House tired to block them from going after profiteers because "free market"
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Fri July 03, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Army of Lame Duck marches out to confront The Antifa at the Battle of Big Bullshiat
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Proving you can't keep a giant turd down, Enron floats back up to haunt the courts
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
America Surrenders
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Private plane full of rich American plague rats rejected from Italy
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Your daily reminder Illinois nazis are the worst
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Roger Stone says he hopes "Q is real" after watching "Q Who?" and getting terrified of the Borg
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Thu July 02, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Privately funded border wall, known as the "Lamborghini" of border walls, is in danger of falling into the Rio Grande if nothing is done
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The pain in Spain is coming mainly from the empty plane
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The question is, are Texas Trump fans all a bunch of overweight slobs? I mean, I get it, he's just like us, right?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Novartis pays $729 million to settle U.S. kickback charges, including funneling money through three charitable foundations to cover co-payments of Medicare patients. These are also some of the guys who are working on a vaccine
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Iowa becomes the first state in the U.S. to permanently allow bars to sell drinks to-go
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"This was a journey straight into a mountainside, with countless missed opportunities to turn away"
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Wed July 01, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
How much is your company worth, $70 million? Okay, so you think $700 million would help you out a little?
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The Department of Education announced that they would stop employing Nelnet and Great Lakes to take student loans. It was a surprise for everyone- especially those companies
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway says Americans should wear masks and prioritize opening of schools over bars, also global warming is real and the rich should pay more taxes. Ok, ok, not the last two, but still, if that's not progress, I am not sure what is
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
We've spent $10 billion on "Operation Warp Speed" and not only are we not going to get green Orion girls out of it, but we might not even get a usable Covid vaccine-which is a problem because we've sacrificed treatment and prevention research for it
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(US Department of Labor)
 
 
 
Arizona dairy has to pay over $850,000 in lost wages for being lactating workforce intolerant
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(CBC)
 
Boobies
 
If she's concerned, maybe she should stay out of places like that
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Sun June 28, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Three reasons why so many career diplomats, soldiers and spies have kept silent while watching President Trump abuse his office: Calculation, Cowardice, Complicity
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(NPR)
 
 
 
DOJ Issues a statement on those phony "mask exemption" cards: Knock it off, idiots
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Airlines CEOs went to the White House to try to convince Trump to have mandatory temperature checks at airports. Good luck with that
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Sat June 27, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The Trump administration intentionally promoted flawed Covid-19 antibody tests because they provided better arguments for reopening the economy
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump decides he would like Texas' electoral votes after all
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Roger Stone to be pardoned by July 13
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
States: Bridge, we've hit an iceberg and we're taking on water, the compartments are flooding fast, we need immediate damage control. Captain Pence: Nonsense, it only SEEMS like there's more water in the bulkhead because we're looking for it
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Anyone old enough to remember ol' Jack Abramoff? Well he's been out of prison since 2010, aaaaaaaaaaand, well looks like he's going back
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Thu June 25, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GAO to Bureau of Land Management: So, just how much Gold, Silver, and Copper are private companies mining from public lands without having to pay even a penny in royalties for? Bureau of Land Management: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bad omen #31: Quantas, the second oldest continually running airline, announces layoffs, halts to aircraft production and doesn't expect to resume international flights until...July 2021? I think you're mistaken, it's only 2020...oh crap
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Indian recruiter isn't worried about Trump's visa freeze, notes H-1B visa holders could even still work for U.S. companies, but from home in India - thus paying into Indian tax coffers instead of U.S. ones
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Wed June 24, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
New U.S. Agency for Global Media head: your propaganda needs to paint this administration in a better light, you're all fired
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Everything's bigger in Texas, including the number of demands from locals for the federal government to keep supporting COVID-19 testing sites in the state. Seems like they haven't bought into the idea that cases will drop if they just stop testing
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Who knew that an "off the cuff" Trump revenge policy would have negative consequences for his other policies? That's just crazy talk
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
In today's edition of Our President Obviously Never Learned Middle School Civics and Government, ex post facto laws
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump to Red States: Drop Dead
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump orders feds to arrest anyone vandalizing a statue, makes order retroactive. Unclear if statue of limitations applies
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Mon June 22, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Where the hell is OSHA in all of this?
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Judge in Bolton book case says it's too late to put the moustache back in the bottle
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Fri June 19, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK's debt is now larger than its economy. "Welcome to the big leagues," says the US
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Forgoing the strongly-worded statement, US senators write a bill to curb foreign espionage and influence on campuses. These guys never learn
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(Axios)
 
 
 
How do we know Trump Incorporated is in Panic Mode? His DOJ files a request for an Emergency Restraining Order against John Bolton's book
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Regina Leader-Post)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada, Trudeau suggests a gun ban. Saskatchewan responds with a gun ban ban. Canadians wait with bated breath to see if Trudeau moves for a gun ban ban ban
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Misha Flynn says holding him accountable for his crimes is "an affront to the Rule of Law"
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Federal judge orders Grin Munchkin to release all COVID relief funds for tribes now because laws aren't optional
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
DOJ to announce plans to break the internet
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Fact-checking Rep. Talib's claim Detroit spends $9 mil on healthcare and $300 mil on police: It's true, but a lot of healthcare spending comes from grants and federal money, and if you factor that in, they only spend 10x as much on cops as healthcare
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(Wired)
 
 
 
H5N1 avian flu. SARS. Covid-19. All are bad, but they might not be the "big one." Sleep tight
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Tue June 16, 2020
(White House)
 
 
 
Mike Pence: Pay no attention to rising case counts and hospitalizations
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(WMDT Maryland)
 
 
 
In Germany pets with ze virus now must be reported regardless of zeir papers
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Mon June 15, 2020
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Well who hasn't wanted to send a bloody pig mask as eBay feedback?
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Russia sentences US citizen and military man Paul Whelan to 16 years of hard labor for being a particularly bad spy
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Fri June 12, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump has been consistently racist for decades
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(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Fear not, for Tennessee is fighting back against the scourge of its own employees and all that fancy "book-learnin" and "higher edjumacation"
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(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Is that a Bighorn in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Maldives begin allowing people out during daytime, confirming they are not run by vampires
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Tyson cooperating with feds in price-fixing investigation, in latest attempt to take a bite out of crime
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Congress would like the HUD IG to explain why HUD officials illegally told banks to deny FHFA home loans to DACA recipients and more importantly why the agency lied through their teeth and told Congress and the Public no such change had occurred
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Swiss federal officials will soon have to take the train - not a plane - where available for work trips as their government reaffirms its neutrality, in this case to carbon
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(The Week)
 
 
 
You blew it, America. You were not ready to reopen from the coronavirus
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The EPA is about to force its employees to return to the office and telework from their desks with no other precautions. For some reason, their union has a problem with this
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Wed June 10, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Review of court documents show none of the indviduals facing federal charges in connection with the unrest have links to antifa. Logic dictates that can only mean one thing: Antifa has successfully infiltrated the US courts
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(CBC)
 
 
 
190,000 Canadians who received COVID-19 emergency response benefits they did not qualify for: "Sorry. Here is the money back"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Starbucks loses $3 billion in 'rona-related revenue, admits it's an eye-opener
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Tue June 09, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
We should pay a lot more attention to Trump's terrifying "Regulatory Bill of Rights"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Big Blue get out of facial recognition after Congressional testimony by the leader of the Algorithmic Justice League on bias in facial recognition software
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
It is time to impeach A: Trump again? B: Pence? or C: William Barr? Note: There are no wrong answers here
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If we want to "defund the police", we should probably start with the billions of dollars in grants federal agencies from the DOJ to the USDA hand out to local PD's every year, and make cities decide how much law enforcement they can really afford
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"To show respect for the movement of the oppressed in the United States, I ask you to stand for a few seconds and chant 'death to America'"
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
The US government's supply of remdesivir, the only proven COVID-19 drug that works, runs out at the end of the month. Worry not though, surely we know the Trump Administration has a well thought out system to fix this
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
35 million stimulus checks are still out there. What you need to know if you're waiting for your money (and ridiculously patient)
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Sun June 07, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Libertarians pick their 2020 presidential candidate and...okay, we have got to find her running mate's Fark handle because damn
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Sat June 06, 2020
(The Marshall Project)
 
 
 
Find out what your local agency received from the Department of Defense
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good: the Pentagon has ordered the National Guard in DC to disarm. Better: They didn't bother to run it by the Orange shiatgibbon first
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(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
Nationalize Amazon
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
According to Trump, this is the perfect time to seriously roll back environmental regulations. You know, because we're in the middle of a pandemic and a historic series of police brutality marches
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Dear FBI can you look into Pence's COS Marc Short for being a member of pandemic task force while holding stocks related to pandemic response Thanks Citizens for Ethics and Responsibility in Washington
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Inspector General from the Department of Labor warns of major fraud in the unemployment insurance system, then abruptly retires but insists it was totally his decision and not forced on him
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Remove Trump now, tomorrow will be too late
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Tue June 02, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Tenant above meth lab trying his best to be polite about his neighbour
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Even China cheats on Chinese embargoes
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Because a Democrat isn't President?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Zimbabwe takes exception to Trump blaming them for US riots
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump looking to invoke Insurrection Act, grab America by the Posse Comitatus
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(Medium)
 
 
 
And now, some words of hope from a President of the United States of America
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump unhinged call to governors to crush the protesters audio leaked
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Sun May 31, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Oh you've probably got the 'rona, the question is how much did you get of it
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Sat May 30, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"It almost seems like they're sending them out without any real background checks or doing things without due diligence or process" says man receiving a stimulus payment addressed to his dead mother
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Fri May 29, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump immigration policy shifts children approaching age 21 into different non-priority category where waits for visas approach... 76 years?
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
40% of Americans are apparently planning to stop taking over-the-counter medicines and stop using cleaning supplies
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
China's foreign ministry says Canada is an accomplice to US government's efforts to bring down Huawei. Its cooler, more polite accomplice
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Thu May 28, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Liar who lied when she promised never to lie, in defending lies told by the liar she works for lies and says he never "intends" to lie
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Included in the actual text of Trump's executive order: "Adam Schiff was continuing to mislead his followers by peddling the long-disproved Russian Collusion Hoax"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Germany: Twitter is welcome here if Trump kicks you guys out of the US
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Pretty sure that's a job requirement in this administration
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Obvious: "Trump continues to claim broad powers he doesn't have". Existential: but if The AG is in his pocket, half of Congress is in his thrall, and the Supreme Court refuses to stand up to him, can you really say he DOESN'T have them?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"The White House Office of Digital Strategy" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
U.S. GDP contracted 5% in first quarter instead of 4.8%. In other news, you gained 12, not 10 pounds in lockdown
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Incompetent sheriff, who was forced to hire someone to run his jail for him, demands the right to change the resulting "jail utopia" back into the drug fueled, violent hellhole it's supposed to be
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
"The Senate Majority Leader said that the next round of federal aid cannot be used to help states with "pre-existing" fiscal issues." Well, I guess that leaves out all the red states
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Tue May 26, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
The Hunger Games 2020 edition. Newest version of "Not my circus, not my monkey"
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Mon May 25, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Chinese company accuses US of 'politicizing business,' claims its kettles are all black
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Sun May 24, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Wait... there are people who still have faith in Washington?
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
London calling other areas to let them know Pompeo is trying to fundraise for a potential 2024 run at the presidency
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Have YOU donated 110,000 masks to rural Texas hospitals? Be a lot cooler if you did"
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(Financial Post)
 
 
 
That's a nice, round number, 300 million doses
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
The Atlantic is laying off 20% of staff, presumably by notifying them with an extremely long email
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump running against Trump
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban asks Hannity why, if Trump is so powerful, he always has to play the victim card
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Wed May 20, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Reporting on what the government is up to has its drawbacks, like looking over your shoulder for the rest of your life
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(Politico)
 
 
 
CDC offers comprehensive reopening guidelines that will be ignored by red state governors
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
ALEC and GOP lawmakers are urging the Feds to not bail out the states. Reasons are it'll cost too much and people might end up wanting to raise taxes on the rich
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Trump signs executive order that simply reads "f*ck laws"
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Tue May 19, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Welp, back to whimpering about spicy mustard and tan suits, I guess
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Could one of the greatest rock power ballads of all time have actually been written by the CIA as part of their clandestine efforts to bring down the Soviet Union? Stupid, if true
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Doctor Ben Carson emptied his personal grain pyramid of Kellogg stock right before the market crashed in March. Insider information... it's GRRRRRRRRRRRREAT
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(Politico)
 
 
 
National Guard deployments to virus-heavy areas could be canceled by Trump on June 24--just one day before said service members would receive much-needed education and retirement benefits
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
49 out of 50 governors have approval ratings for their coronavirus responses that are sky-high compared to Trumps. And yeah, he's bitter about it. Who's the 1 who doesn't? Well, let's just say his state doesn't have its own tag yet -- but it should
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Mon May 18, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The 60 Minutes segment causing this morning's Presidential Freakout
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
State and Federal data on Covid-19 aren't jiving, just like Rick Dees in the 70s
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Sun May 17, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico to hold referendum on becoming U.S. state. Flag manufacturers seen drooling with dollar signs in their eyes
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Sat May 16, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump gets his investigation...for firing IG Linick
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Fri May 15, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
But his e-moluments
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Fired BARDA director Rick Bright's 4-hour testimony before Congress yesterday can be summarized by a 4-word email he got from a Texas N-95 mask manufacturer in January: "we're in deep shiat"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
First sign Australia has defeated coronavirus: footy is back. And real footy too - rugby league - not that pathetic aerial ping pong they play in Melbourne
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(E&E Publishing)
 
 
 
The Good, the Bad and the Dildo
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump to order big pharma to make key drugs in the U.S
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Thu May 14, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
White House named project to produce and distribute COVID-19 vaccine "Operation Warp Speed". Tag brought to you by Captain Jean-Luc Picard
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
A chef might label a jar of salt a jar of sugar, but the label does not make the salt any sweeter
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rugged Alaskan survivalists may face a bootstrap shortage this year
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Stemming from an FOIA lawsuit filed by the NYT, U.S. District Judge Amy Berman Jackson orders the WH to turn over 20 Ukraine emails ASAP
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
"We don't have a president, or a plan"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The real reason Trump and the GOP want to reopen? They think it will make them look good. The hundreds of thousand dead will just be icing on the cake
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The seven things America will never do to beat Covid-19 and save the economy
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Judge Sullivan isn't having any of the DOJ's Flynn flam
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(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Georgia's getting its death wish
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In which a Billionaire's lackey explains why giving the poors a universal basic income would DESTROY America and all that we love and hold dear
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(CNN)
 
 
 
At least we got chicken and a haircut
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As he winds down Florida's stay-at-home order while the pandemic continues to rip through the US, we imagine Governor DeSantis standing astride an alligator cage, hollering at the rest of the country to "hold my beer and watch this"
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Sun May 10, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Good news: Trump's 100,000 ventilators are coming in only a week behind schedule. Better news: We don't need them
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(AP News)
 
 
 
So, about all those "temporary" layoffs
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Businesses sue to end shut down saying there is no epidemic in Maine
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Sat May 09, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
American company wanted to fill the bare cupboards with millions of N95 masks in January. Trump Admin: HARD PASS
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Former Kushner employee not surprised at how Jared bungled his coronavirus job. "This is basically Kushner's modus operandi, and it's painfully familiar to me because he was my boss"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We need to put the young whippersnappers into national service. Americorps needs to be done now in these coronavirus times
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Fri May 08, 2020
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wisconsin GOP made state lose out on $25 million in unemployment benefits
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
He never sold a ventilator in his life but promised he could get a shiatload from China. Kushner's peeps didn't see anything hinky about it, passed it to Cuomo. Cuomo, desperate for ventilators, sent $84M contract to random dude in Silicon Valley
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump pulls a Sargent Schultz
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump now seeking overseas funding to bail out his businesses. Bonus: Eric Trump says it's about helping ordinary people out of work, not the business itself
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Hydroxychloroquine: doesn't really work, has bad side effects, Trump admin goes all-in. Remdesivir: actually showing promise, Trump admin goes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
19 years ago, the death of 3,000 Americans on one day was reason enough to dramatically change government and our lives. Now the government refuses to change lives and works to normalize the death of 3,000 Americans every day. Sorry, there's no joke
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Bad news for both Roughriders fans and Rough Riders fans
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Thu May 07, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Why does Jesus need a PPP loan?
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(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
To keep their economies going, Euro nations adopted 'trickle up' handouts for the unemployed. The US stuck with trickle down. Unemployment stats let us compare
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
When everyone's been layed off, the rate of layoffs will be zero
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(NPR)
 
 
 
True to form, Trump had already fallen behind on America's pledged payments to the World Health Organization before he decided to blame his ineptitude on them and declare he wouldn't be paying them anymore, anyway
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Since Trump ordered meat plants to stay open, the number reopening is -7
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Wed May 06, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Navajo Nation: Can you send us COVID-19 tests and supplies? We need them. US Government: Sure, here's a bunch of body bags
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart returns $12.6 million in federal health stimulus cash. In other news, WAL-MART got $12.6 million in federal health stimulus cash
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
A trillion here, a trillion there, another trillion over there too. Pretty soon it adds up to real money
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Mon May 04, 2020
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
FDA rethinks 'meh, just let people make things up' regulatory stance
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
DOJ sides with morons
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(Axios)
 
 
 
From the "this is not normal" files: Seven northeastern states join together to buy PPE at a bulk discount. If only there were a way for even more states to participate, maybe all of them at once
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(Politico)
 
 
 
China has a new national pastime as they emerge from lockdown: dunking on America on social media
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(Sauce, Sir)
 
 
 
Japan to draw up streetlight encounter protocols after U.S. Defense Department releases videos
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a shocking turn of events, Yahoo has a reasoned & informative piece on the perilous straits faced by various federalisms. This being the worst timeline, Subby assumes this means we'll get States Rights all the way down to SovCits and gold fringe
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Sun May 03, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gilead set to make a zillion dollars on Remdesivir. Wait, what that? They are donating the entire supply?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
A second governor obtained test kits from South Korea and hid them from the feds to prevent theft
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Sat May 02, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
...and in other news, they're making another Transformers movie
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Blue Bell executive who fudged the truth about listeria now in for rocky road, as these aren't plain vanilla charges and they're not going to let the mango
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Neverending criticism by Trump and by ReOpen protestors has sunk IL Gov. Pritzker's approval rating to 69%, while a sensational 14% disapprove
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The White House has complete confidence in Dr. Anthony Fauci, so they're blocking him from testifying on Capitol Hill next week
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Now THIS is how a company should bail itself out. (Buy Boeing Bonds)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Michigan Governor does not negotiate with terrorists
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Masks? Fark yeah, there's a plan for that. A viable plan that -- gasp -- doesn't even involve grandstanding, lying or stealing
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Thu April 30, 2020
(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Hide the china and lock up the curry. The U.S. is in talks with its "friends" about restructuring the global supply chains and we all know how the U.S. treats its friends in this era
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump not invoking the Defense Production Act for ventilators and PPE equipment but invoking it to keep open meat-processing plants is probably the most 2020 American thing ever
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
The uncomfortable position of having to choose to agree with Trump or defend Amazon
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
One simple trick to make $69 million
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The EPI survey, starting with 24.4 million people who applied for unemployment benefits between March 15 and April 18, shows that the actual number of unemployed workers in the US is somewhere between 33.3 and 38.3 million people
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Christian No Lives Matter group sues St. Louis County over stay at home order, because " there is no scientific evidence to support their purported justification"
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Stone warrants released by DOJ
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump: "Oh, you want some of this sweet bailout cash for your state? Cool. How many immigrants have you turned over to me this week?"
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Tue April 28, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida had cleanest air on record last month. Too bad so many residents stopped breathing it
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(Vice)
 
 
 
UFO Videos "Only scratch the surface" of what the Pentagon knows according to conspira... I mean former Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How many contact tracers do we have in the US?
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Good news, down-ballot Republicans. Trump has given up appealing to voters in obscure places called "states"
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Barr thinks States Rights is a joke, tells prosecutors to go after states because of the Stay-at-home orders
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
First Kobe caused the coronavirus spread, now the Lakers have to return 4.6 million in loans intended for small businesses. I Love LA
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
For thirteen years, the EPA has prevented construction on a site that might or might not be federally protected, and they're being passive aggressive about it too
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Nevada joins the new country of Pacifica
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The good news here is that the US is now fully prepared for the coming malaria epidemic
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Where has Hugo the Living Dummy gone? Wasn't he supposed to be a key part of the Coronavirus battle?
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Looks like Trump can add sedition to his list of crimes against the country
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(The Week)
 
 
 
What are the coronavirus conspiracy theorists truly worried about?
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Sat April 25, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
San Francisco mayor says Trump admin confiscated orders of PPE and diverted them to other cities
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House considering legal immunity for businesses who get their workers and customers infected with coronavirus
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Fri April 24, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Short answer: no. More in depth: BOOTSTRAPPY FREEDOM NOOOOOOOOOO
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Just how much does a foreign government have to offer to bribe a U.S. government worker to reveal login information? Also what the hell is that stock photo?
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Many hospitals are going to go out of business because of the coronavirus, here's just one that's losing $1 million a day and is furloughing 575 employees for up to 60 days
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Boeing says the return of their 737 Max will be delayed until late summer or early fall, whenever that is
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
China donates $30 million to WHO to ensure they're stigginit to Trump
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(AP News)
 
 
 
US wants Mexico to reopen. How else are they going to pay for the wall
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Thu April 23, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say these folks aren't on the up and up
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Thanks for your efforts during this difficult time, ma'am. Could you pop your trunk for a moment for me?"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell apparently wants blue states that pay the most in taxes to go bankrupt while his own red state of Kentucky is the fourth most dependent state in the nation
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Who knows, Trump might actually enjoy a good spanking. Now try to get that mental image out of your head. You're welcome
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Noted liberal Congressional Rep. Pete King rips Mitch McConnell as 'Marie Antoinette of the Senate' for suggesting struggling poor states go bankrupt amid the coronavirus crisis
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Billionaire investor Leon Cooperman says coronavirus crisis will "likely" change capitalism forever and that taxes will need to raised soon. "Quickly if Biden wins, slowly if Trump wins, but taxes have to go up"
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Wed April 22, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
German field hospital may treat Italian patients. This is not a repeat from 1942
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
How many times is this now that Trump Admin has been caught using private email accounts? But HER emails
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The OPM Acting Director "has told colleagues that he questions the constitutionality of the 1883 Pendleton Act...and believes that all executive branch employees should be political appointees"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
FEMA impounds 400,000 N95 masks headed for Michigan. Go ahead, Google what party the governor of Michigan is a member of. Yeah, he's that petty
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Our fumbling response to the pandemic is being called "A crippling blow to America's prestige", but, let's be honest with ourselves, that ship pretty much sailed on November 8th, 2016
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Those Montanans sure do love their socialism
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Those who intentionally spread coronavirus could be charged as terrorists. So say we all
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Tue April 21, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
States: We'll shut down as we see fit. AG Barr: Yeah, about that
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
UK government: "Oh crap, we're running out of PPE." Suppliers: "Here you are, we've made lots of them." UK government: "*crickets*"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Federal projections for what happens if Trump and the "I'm a vector" protesters get their way
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Add Grainger to the list of soulless pandemic profiteers
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Cuomo, Trump to meet at White House today as soon as all the knives are locked up by the staff
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Mon April 20, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
United Airlines loses $2.1bil for the quarter so it's applied for $4.5bil in government loans to go with the $5 bil it's already received. How's your $1200 holding up?
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(The Week)
 
 
 
"This is not federalism, it is tyranny of the minority. It is a system in which smaller states and randomly evolving swing states get to dominate the national community"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Anti-quarantine announcements shut down by Facebook. alt-COVID reportedly now hiring sign twirlers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's coronavirus testing czar was given 30 minutes to resign or be fired at Texas A&M's vaccine development lab. Job evaluation: "more interested in promoting yourself," low marks on being a "team player," The Best People™
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump has done nothing and run out of ideas to stop Covid-19, so he'll now do what he knows best: blame gubmint
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Reason piles onto the C19 Denier mutual suicide pact, suggesting that licking bus hang-straps is your patriotic liberty-loving duty. Interestingly, many of the comments disagree, triggering tearful responses among the Plague Rats
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Look, bud: your money or your life" .... "I'm thinking it over"
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Pastor arranged to have people bused to his church, because they are too poor to get there on their own. Then he asked them to give him their stimulus checks, because--hey, wait a minute
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yeah, good luck with that
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Feds engage in PPE Piracy during pandemic. Profiteering, or political vengeance - you decide
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(PBS Kids)
 
 
 
Kid is watching Molly of Denali. It's amazing, this little village Qyah, AK has a world-class violinist, a vulcanologist, a pilot that's an incredible sculptor, an action-granny, and they always solve the problems every episode. And no meth anywhere
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Only the second?
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fauci dog walked Laura Ingraham on her own show
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
First GM ventilators arriving in hospitals. No word on whether they're Chevys or Cadillacs
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It turns out that screaming about deficits is fake news
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study finds 0.7% of patients with Medicare Advantage insurance did not have false diagnoses added to collect more money from the government. Apparently one adjuster is not a team player
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
"What are the chances that one of the most profound intellectuals and nimble polymaths in the United States - nay, the world - just so happens to be married to the daughter of the President of the United States?"
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Thu April 16, 2020
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
It takes a special kind of arsehole to deliberately tamper with PPE orders going to hospitals
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Even in these trying times, the PPE grift must flow. At least some things will always feel normal
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The Payment Protection Program that was supposed to save small businesses is out of money two weeks after going live
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, this is a great time to walk the empty beaches of Mexico, CRIKEY LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT CROC
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
How aboot no
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats say WHO aid freeze is as illegal as Ukraine aid freeze. So expect a lot of hot air culminating in a vote to let Trump get away with it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
This is the part of the movie where Palpatine dissolves the Senate
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
🎵 Barr goes to a land down under, where the Aussies need help asunder, can't you see, the blackmail Barr is his blunder, they've been watching Trump since the Taj went under, still he flew to a land down under 🎵
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Glass half-full: A step up from douchebag
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Hugo the Living Dummy's Coronavirus "supply chain task force" is a partisan dark government organization that is trying to make the presidency big business
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Gov. Cuomo to require face masks in public starting this week for all of New York. Violators will be punished like they would for a minor offense, such as jay walking. In other words NYC, carry on
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Two out of three federal judges are extremely sorry they can't do anything for victims of Jeffrey Epstein. Third judge thinks the other two are assholes who gutted the Crimes Victims Rights Act of 2004, and Fark their condescending florid language
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(CNN)
 
 
 
$1200 stimulus checks likely delayed a few days longer so the Treasury Department can print Trump's name on them
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Tue April 14, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trey Hollingsworth (R-epulsive) says the quiet part out loud
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Trump: US will stop funding WHO. Why? Because
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
We need to understand how Wuhan got the virus right off the bat
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Amash teasing running for President as third-party candidate. No word if he'll travel the country by horse and buggy
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We can't go back to old normal, so what will the new normal look like?
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Mon April 13, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"This is an incredible debt. The BEST debt. Think Obama's debt would ever been so high? Believe me, this debt is going to be amazing"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
And lo, it was foretold by that Cinemax movie you watched at 2:30am back in 1992 where President Michael Ironside does something really stupid to wipe out all of America. Yet all you wanted was to see boobies for the first time
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(NPR)
 
 
 
One month ago, Trump declared a national emergency. Let's see how he's doing...oh dear
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A relative newcomer, William Barr has quickly moved up the ranks to become the second most evil person in the Trump administration
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Say hello to our next up and coming COVID-19 hotspot: Nicaragua
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Sun April 12, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
This week, expect the Department of Justice to determine that treating religious gatherings the same as other gatherings is not "evenhanded"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Stockpile of 39 million masks intended for California found to be fraudulent. Discovery made by Feds trying to steal them for national stockpile
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
All 50 states have been declared federal disaster zones, from sea to shining sea
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Airline exec's response to Treasury Dept. not giving them money for free: "I could see airlines just laying people off because it's cheaper"
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
You know that game changing rapid COVID-19 test? Surprise for the White House. Sending the machines without sending the test cartridges makes the machines great paper weights to hold down the death certificates
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Louie Gohmert, concerned that he was losing the title of "Dumbest Man in the House" comes back swinging
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Fri April 10, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well, Louisiana, it was nice knowing you
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(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
Wife of astronaut indicted for lying about space crime. Odo is on the case
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
More on the PPE seizures. In a nutshell: The feds have altered the deal. Pray they don't alter it any further
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(NPR)
 
 
 
With this Coronavirus thing all taken care of the Feds are shutting down testing sites. What can I say? You're welcome
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Old & Busted: Big Brother. New Hotness: Big Son-in-Law
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Wed April 08, 2020
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Ammon Bundy: Coronavirus at me, bro
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(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
Thanks for voting, we just changed the rules. Again. Sorry, your vote doesn't count even though we said it would
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So why ARE feds seizing masks and other coronavirus supplies from hospitals? No one seems to know
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The Coronavirus outbreak may hurt Khan's political future, possibly leading to exile on Ceti Alpha V
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Ivanka is working from home as a cam girl, "stoking competitive juices among execs to drive up their commitments"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
How Trump broke the government agencies now trying to respond to the coronavirus pandemic, and there's more than enough to go around
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Tue April 07, 2020
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The GOP ideology is getting pantsed, courtesy of COVID
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Because the Media is basically a steno pool of whores scared more of losing access than in being coconspirators in the destruction of America, perhaps
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
M-O-O-N, that spells "resource grab"
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
DoJ IG calls his boss a dumbass for firing Intel IG for following the law Come at me Bro
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(Vox)
 
 
 
This may come as a surprise, but Elizabeth Warren has a plan for this. This what? THIS
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump didn't order ventilators or masks until mid-March
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Trump Administration: States need to do more to fight COVID-19 pandemic. Governors: What is Trump actually doing?
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Sun April 05, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
45 = 31
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Most obvious of obvious headlines obviously makes it obvious what we have all known all along, obviously
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
$400 Million of the stimulus package was for election security. Aaaannd it's gone
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(The Week)
 
 
 
What is essential work in the pandemic? Do you know? Because no one in charge seems to have a clue
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Sat April 04, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
What, you thought a worldwide pandemic with the potential to kill millions would *finally* get him to pay attention to actual experts? We'd be laughing at your naivete if we weren't crying so heavily
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Poll: Most Americans believe stopping the coronavirus is a larger priority than saving the economy. Suck it job creators
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(Greenwood Index-Journal)
 
 
 
Everyone has that coworker. You know the one. You know when she's coming. She loudly stomps as she marches across the floor to you. Then she stares at you and starts screaming, yes, screaming. About what is unclear. Come sympathize on Caturday
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby confirms their evilness
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump appoints loyalist to important position. This is not a repeat of every other week this administration
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Fri April 03, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Your Zoom chat is protected from everything except naked Florida man, antisemitic Illinois man, and the Chinese government
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"I'm not really the Commander in Chief, but I play one on TV"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sen. Kamala Harris states the OBVIOUS concerning President Trump's coronavirus response: 'This guy doesn't understand his job'
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Mexico stops brewing Corona beer, deemed non-essential in Corona epidemic
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There's a Trump Bump following his about-face on coronavirus. Aaaannd it's gone
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
May the best state win the competition, and survive to the next round. Good luck, Governors
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Thu April 02, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Interesting how quickly the US has gone from being the world's policeman to the world's black market trader
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Yeah, we can get you those 100,000 ventilators. Does (looks at paperwork) June work for you?"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It's probably not legal for President Trump to declare a national quarantine, which sounds like just the sort of thing you'd want to tell him to get him to do it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"When you've got governors with stratospheric approval ratings for their handling of the crisis,...You're going to see that leadership reflected in polls for the presidency in future election years"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Flight Attendants Union: Bail out our employers to save our jobs. Feds: OK, but with conditions. Union: Your bail out will cost us our jobs
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Stay the Hell out of large church services right now," says Godless heathen Mike Pence
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
By the time you get your unemployment check you'll already be back to work
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Tue March 31, 2020
(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Virginia students may not be SOL thanks to the virus
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Is "attempted grift" a crime? Asking for a nation
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(State of Missouri)
 
 
 
When trying to find something to blame for COVID-19 pandemic, Missouri lawmaker spins the Wheel of Stupid™ and it lands on HIPAA. Then he misspells it. Twice
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Feds receive a COVID stimulus bill almost twice as large as the combined budgets of all 50 States, then tells the States that this is really a State matter and they are on their own
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(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
How are you keeping the kids entertained while in isolation?
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Not news: Trump tells Massachusetts they're on their own for sourcing medical supplies. Fark: Goes on to outbid MA for those same supplies. UltraFark: Three times. WTFark: And then seizes two of the orders MA actually got
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(Politico)
 
 
 
New Jersey will allow gun stores to reopen during the quarantine because you never know when you might need to shoot a virus
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump campaign: Gosh, we're kind of getting hammered for how Trump is turning a global pandemic into partisan asshattery. Hey, how about we release a video where we just make up a bunch of bipartisan support?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity says that the only people not on board with the Coronavirus response are "hate mob media and the psychotic hate-Trump democrats." Who are actually the only ones taking it seriously since day one
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mike Pence to the nation's hospitals: Yeah so, honestly we have no IDEA what's going on with this is whole Coronavirus thing, so it'd be great if you all could e-mail me with some updates at Bigmikeandmother@AOL.com
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"I haven't heard about testing in weeks," says man who has never listened to what someone else was saying in his life
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Mon March 30, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Corona Virus Research Monkeys is not the name of yet another right wing truther group. But it should be, it really should be
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
89% of New Yorkers approve of Cuomo's response to coronavirus. Including a vast majority of Republicans
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Court finds algorithm bias studies don't violate US anti-hacking law
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(Hudson Valley 360)
 
 
 
Cuomo: Now that I'm getting all this uncritical adulation, it's a great time to cut Medicaid back at home
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
MD's Gov: Ok Farknuts, I'm done asking nicely: Unless you are headed to an essential job or or to do something essential like buying food, stay the FARK INSIDE, this is not a request
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The nation's governors forced to sidestep, and ignore President Baby Tantrum in a desperate effort to secure aid for dying Americans
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Andrew Cuomo gets the all important Donald Trump endorsement for president
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hey, it turns out Trumpism is a deadly cult, and they're following their leader right off the cliff, clutching onto as many victims as possible on their way over the edge
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
There's nothing like throwing gasoline on a raging fire -- especially when you're adding the gasoline because no one told you not to do so. Facepalm tag closely eeks out the Dumbass tag
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Sun March 29, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Gee, if only the Obama Administration had planned to order a new, cheaper, better ventilator for the national stockpile we'd be fine right now. What? They did do that? And the "free market" screwed the pooch? Ya don't say
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Are you saying Trump's early downplaying of the severity of the coronavirus crisis cost American lives?" - "Yes I am. I'm saying that"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Her name is Gretchen Whitmer, Mr. President
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Sat March 28, 2020
(Vox)