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Wed April 14, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Al Franken resigned from Congress after a lewd picture surfaced. Matt Gaetz, on the other hand, had his phone seized by the feds in December as part of a sex trafficking investigation... and is still serving on various committees
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Tue April 13, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
The chief of the Bridgeport, Connecticut police is given a one-year prison sentence for rigging the hiring process for... the chief of the Bridgeport, Connecticut police
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
CDC on Michigan Covid Situation: "We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes... drums, drums in the deep. We cannot get out"
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Sex Trafficker will be feature speaker at a pro-Trump women's event. Or as Matt calls it: "speed dating"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Days after Jan. 6, Quaglin repeatedly Googled his own involvement in the riots, including "guy gets bear sprayed at capital", and later "countries where you can buy citizenship, residency, or passport"
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Why yes, Matt Gaetz was the only no vote on 2017 human trafficking bill. Why do you ask?
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Thu April 01, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Congress is not your personal erotica site, Matt Gaetz
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Gaetz: All you have to do to debunk these claims against me is look at my travel records. Reporters: Alright. Could we please see them? Gaetz: OMG WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP HARASSING ME?
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Wed March 31, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The FBI investigation into Matt Gaetz may go deeper than we thought
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
N.Y. Attorney General and Manhattan DA form rare alliance to investigate sentient glob of liver cirrhosis run amok
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Sun March 28, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Terrorists are raising money for their legal fees online from other like-minded terrorists
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Fri March 26, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
[Instagram] influencer charged in [Bitcoin] scam arrested for [threatening] a/an [online critic] with a/an [machete]
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Thu March 25, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
The Odd Couple 2021: one is a 3 percenter and the other Antifa
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Wed March 24, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ex New York police officer who played tambourine in U.S. Capitol halls during January 6th riot charged with several misdemeanors, missing tact
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Mon March 22, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ron Johnson is eroding faith in government
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Sun March 21, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
It's getting so bad in Myanmar, even the police are getting out
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Thu March 18, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen says Trump is in for a "proctological exam of the highest order" from prosecutors. That's the kind where the doctor has both hands on your shoulders
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Eric Swalwell is not taking crap from Kevin McCarthy
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Wed March 17, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
The only thing "tactical" about this insurrectionist bozo is now easy he made it for the feds to find him
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Mon March 15, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sam Kinison would have had an apt suggestion
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Police ignored the Proud Boys right up until the terror attack on January 6
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Fri March 12, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Batshiat Bustles of Bristol busted
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Mon March 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FBI: "Aw, we're just getting warmed up, baby"
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Wed March 03, 2021
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Buttery male and Buttery female charged with copper theft from utility poles. Hillary Clinton unavailable for comment as her power is out
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Fri February 26, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"Not housebroken" does sound about par for the course. Anyway, thanks for the DNA
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Mon February 22, 2021
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Are you a member of Congress? Were you on your phone during the Jan. 6 insurrection? Yeah, thanks to some special emergency powers, the FBI already is already balls-deep in this information
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Thu February 18, 2021
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
'Mercenary' donor Imaad Zuberi to be sentenced for illegal campaign contributions while secretly working for foreign oligarchs, faces a decade in prison no matter how mad he may be
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The feds were already investigating Roger Stone and the Proud Boys to see how deeply connected he was and how serious they were with threatening his trial judge
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Complex)
 
 
 
Docuseries director calls 6ix9ine a horrible human being, and looking at him, you never would have guessed it
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Sun February 14, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
After it was revealed that the leader of the Proud Boys was an informer, the Far Right has developed some serious trust issues
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Sat February 13, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Right before your very naive eyes, billions in Covid pandemic aid has been swindled by con artists and crime syndicates
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(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
TX Atty General Ken Paxton has 700 attorneys on staff, but none of them is, according to him, a very good attorney, so he wants $43 million to hire outsiders. Well, sure, clearly his office is great at hiring decisions
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
How did Robert Smith avoid indictment for tax evasion? Prosecutors say it was Friday and they were in love
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Mon February 08, 2021
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Bragging about chugging wine at the Capitol riot will get you arrested
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Sat February 06, 2021
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Bank of America will gladly share your info with the police or federal authorities, even if you haven't been charged with a crime
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Sans face paint and dead animal headdress he still has crazy eyes. Wild staring eyes where you can the flames of insanity burning
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Thu February 04, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Domestic terrorist unhappy with food in jail. Guess he hasn't heard of the Gitmo rectal feedings
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Tue February 02, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If you're speculating in new cryptocurrency, remember that Bitcoiin spelled with 3 i's isn't Bitcoin and that Steven Seagal isn't an expert in anything but doing aikido in straight-to-VHS movies
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Sun January 31, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Some people believe strange things. Some people believe incomprehensible things. Then, there's the Wisconsin Vaccine Saboteur and his Sky Shield for God
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Sat January 30, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"I'm the King of Las Vegas" he shouted from the bow of the Trumptanic
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Fri January 29, 2021
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
And in a sprint to the finish dumbass tag wins out over facepalm
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(CNN)
 
 
 
D.C. bombs were brought to the party building long before time for the party
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
GPS is woven into the fabric of modern life and it's under constant attack
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Thu January 28, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
¿Veintiocho mil casos? No es bueno
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Cluck and his clients, Finders Keepers LLC, would like the judge to unseal the records showing the FBI dug up their cache of lost Civil War gold worth about $400 million, and stole it
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Wed January 27, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Could someone please check to see if Jared sold them off to someone?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're going to mess around on a dating app while you're literally on a first date with someone, be sure to wear glasses with non-reflective lenses
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Yo Gabba Comrade pops back up, claims to have found a group worse than the capitol rioters, and...oh, wow
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Fri January 22, 2021
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
But it's a dry treason
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Airport cop recognizes angry Capitol rioter from Instagram feed, is just here for the LOLos
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Thu January 21, 2021
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Attack on Capitol by crazed Trump supporters much worse than was reported
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Dr. Hydro arrested for insurrectioning
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Democrats, dressed in their finest MAGA threads infiltrated and instigated Capitol Riot. Man sounds like Republicans are a bunch of weak willed sheep willing to follow any loud voice even if it is to do something illegal and violent
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
I have also invested money in vodka with bad results
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Mon January 18, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump Tower defense to stand down, perhaps as soon as end of this week. Trump roguelike Metroidvania to continue for years to come
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Fri January 15, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Y'all Qaeda threats postpone Biden inauguration rehearsal
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Small unit tactics" trained to US military and law enforcement was used to coordinate the storm of the Capitol, indicating former and present members of the army and police forces were involved. CIA-trained Al-Qaeda nods approvingly
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Thanks to his participation in the DC Sedition Hoedown on January 6th. swimmer and three-time Olympian Klete Keller is now facing more felony charges than he has gold medals...and he has five of those
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Y'all Qaeda determined to strike in DC
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The guy who threw the fire extinguisher is a retired....well....you can guess
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "The Guy Who Flew A Confederate Flag In The Capitol Has Predictably Surrendered"
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(Military Times)
 
 
 
For anyone that still wants to F*ck Around and Find Out, the 20,000 armed National Guard in D.C. have received full authorization to use lethal force
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fascist who beat Capital police officer with flag poll claims he thought he was beating an anti-fascist, so everything's cool right?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man thinks he is not a traitor, did nothing wrong by storming the capitol. That's what I always think when I'm siding with a group chanting about lynching the vice president
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Wed January 13, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
With 10,000 National Guard troops at the capitol, the Pentagon has just now decided to give them guns. Apparently the original plan was to ask nicely for any rioters to leave
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
If you're out on a $103,000 bond, you probably should avoid participating in any insurrections
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Tue January 12, 2021
(Military Times)
 
 
 
DoD 'doesn't know' how many active duty servicemembers took part in the Jan. 6 insurrection. Well that's terrifying
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Mon January 11, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
The finger pointing begins between the outgoing Capitol Police chief and the D.C. Police Chief on one side, and congressional security officials and the Pentagon on the other
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Sat January 09, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Not that it will surprise anyone, but Trump's DoD "repeatedly denied" Maryland's request to send in their National Guard and State Troopers to help control the Coup
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Fri January 08, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
The effort to enact a new hate crimes law in Arkansas is in trouble because, well, did you not read that 11th word?
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Hogan tried to send additional support to protect the Capitol, but he was told, "I see nothing," by the Department of Defense. If only he could have used some sort of secret, underground tunnels
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Stuff you read about in 11th grade history class is about to bite a whole lot of MAGA heads in their seditionist behinds
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Wed December 30, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"This is NPR - Napalm, Petrol, and Raging-hot"
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Mon December 28, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
RV bomber didn't go by "Anthony Quinn Warner". Clearly claims that he was an Anon Q Warrior are nonsense. In reality, he went by "Tony Warner" which is clearly a pseudonym intended to convey his love of musical theater and his desire to warn people
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Thu December 24, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ah, the Kushner family. Upstanding community members, no?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Something tells me we are going to be hearing a lot about Bill Clinton's pardons for Roger Clinton and Marc Rich
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
No, Paul Manafort won't be getting his house and apartment in Trump Tower back. Civil forfeiture falls outside the scope of Presidential pardons
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Mon December 21, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
It's only taken 32 years, but US finally ready to charge bombmaker for attack on Pan Am flight 103 that went down over Lockerbie, Scotland
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Sat December 19, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Just stop it identity politics do-gooders ... Stop trying to make "Latinx" happen, it'll NEVER catch on among Latinos. It never will
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
As if getting on a plane these days weren't bad enough, you may never want to again after reading this
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