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headlines found matching 'Federal Reserve System'
Fri January 21, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jamie Dimon gets a 9.5% raise which equates to $3 million. Meanwhile, you're lucky to get a 2% raise, peasant
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Thu January 20, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Russia is considering saying Nyet to cryptocurrencies and cryptomining, citing threats to financial stability, citizens' wellbeing and its monetary policy sovereignty
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Tue January 18, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
The CEO of Blackrock may be a capitalist Fink, but he understands that you can't make a profit if the climate is in chaos. Oh, and he notes that employees are in fact people, that people like to be paid, and that for now employees are still necessary
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sell, Mortimer, sell
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Sat January 15, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bank profits soared in 2021. Banks surely happy to finally repay US for their 2008 bailout in 3... 2... 1... 0... -1... -2... -3 ...you know what, never mind
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(US Fed)
 
 
 
Under the Dodd-Frank act, the Fed is legally required to release the names of the banks and the amounts they borrowed. Transaction data is released with a two-year lag, so we now get to see the names when the printers were fired up in late 2019
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Fri January 14, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dr. Doom blasts Powell. Reed, Sue, Johnny and Ben on high alert
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jamie Dimon: CEOs should stop being crybabies over giving raises to employees
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Turns out, the labor crisis is not just the pandemic's fault
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Thu January 13, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I've never seen the phrase Annus Horribilis before, but I'm hoping it's not a new Harry Potter spell
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Wed January 12, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After so much science and math, it's high time for recess so we can go play kickball. And by recess, I mean recession
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it's starting to look like the real reason for our ongoing inflation problems could be greedy corporations. I know, I know, that's very out of character for them
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Tue January 11, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FedHead Powell testifies now that they've let cheap money inflation out of the burning barn and it's running free, flanks glistening in the warm winter sun, he's ready to turn all the fire hoses in the dept. on what's still standing
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Mon January 10, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Death Cross" is also the name of my Christopher Cross / Slayer mashup band
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Wed January 05, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve: Whoa, Nelly, better tap the economic brakes or else working folk will start getting pay raises
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Sat January 01, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump-appointed FDIC chair resigns because Dem members won't let her continue sabotaging banking regs
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Thu December 23, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Media fearmongering about inflation is causing the inflation to persist and intensify
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Fri December 17, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Larry Kudlow and Steve Forbes move to nominate Elon Musk as Chairman of the Federal Reserve
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Thu December 16, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi is a strong proponent of insider trading and political corruption, because "free market"
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Tue December 14, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hot scoop from the Department of No Duh at No Shiat Sherlock University
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
November wholesale prices measure rise 9.6% from November '20, the fastest pace on record. Good thing retail is for suckers
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Fri December 10, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Are you getting a 6.8% raise this year? If not, you have effectively gotten a pay cut. Have a nice day
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Thu December 09, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Should the people writing laws and regulating American business be allowed to make 43,000% returns on their "investments" while supposedly working for you and me?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
What's becoming increasing clear is the Federal Reserve has absolutely no idea what the hell it's doing and we're probably all going to die
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Wed December 08, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Corporate stooges are about to get their numbskulls waxed
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Tue December 07, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There are galactically enormous black holes of irony and chuzpah and then there's this guy
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Thu December 02, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Shiba Inu rally spurred by Kraken listing starts to peter out" Much WTF? Heckin' 2021
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Tue November 30, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Dow falls 600 points after Fed chair Powell says he'll tighten the money spigot
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fed Chairman Powell: "I'm going to take away the punch bowl after everyone has gotten blind drunk on free money. Let's see what happens." Market: Mom, we need a ride home
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Wed November 24, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Jackass ensconced in his ivory tower pokes Beijing's Dragon. Wonder who will last longer
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Mon November 22, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
President Biden to renominate Jerome Powell as Fed chair for his "decisive" leadership during the Covid, inflation crisis
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN: "Uh... everthiing we recently said about supply chain disruption is bull***t. Thank you"
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Sun November 21, 2021
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Does the GOP have anything but lies to offer America?
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Sat November 20, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Inflation: Average Americans are paying as much as $90 for a bottle of wine. Farkers are still getting Two Buck Chuck
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Sun November 14, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
After months of talking about inflation, the news media asks the question "What is inflation?"
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Thu November 11, 2021
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Governments shouldn't use taxpayers' money to help the less fortunate. Bank of Canada: hold our socialist beer, eh
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Wed November 10, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Republicans: The Free Market™ most efficiently allocates resources. Also Republicans: Why is Biden not controlling prices?
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Tue November 09, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
That's Fed-speak for "We might have to do something before wallstreetbets blows up the economy"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
What are you gonna believe, facts or a tweet that says you have to pay $1,000 to fill the tank of your kid getting fake covid while learning he owned slaves that made him bi?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wholesale prices tie record for highest-ever jump, make buying retail look smart
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Thu November 04, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Non-coffee drinker needs recommendations for good "european light roast" coffee brands for xmas presents
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Fri October 29, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Nice to know we're all being frugal and spending less during the pandemic. Oh wait
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Pay more? Ok
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Mon October 25, 2021
(National Review)
 
 
 
CURRENT INFLATIONARY PRESSURES WILL PERSIST THROUGH 2022, maybe
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
STFU Jack
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Thu October 21, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
I give it til Monday
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Wed October 20, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Inflation could be worse than feared, "greatest threat to society" according to wealthy middle-aged white man
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Tue October 19, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Here's how some of the top financial advisors in the country are dealing with the looming prospect of long-term inflation: strategic asset re-allocation and screaming internally
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Fri October 15, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
A silly solution to a silly problem
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A silly solution to a silly problem
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Wed October 13, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The 70s are unfortunately back: Inflation spikes to 13-year high
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Mon October 11, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
First of all, there are only three horsemen of this particular Apocalypse, apparently
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Tue October 05, 2021
(UPI)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen trashes trillion-dollar debt-ceiling coin as "gimmick," ensuring that GQP lawmakers will demand she mint two
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(Axios)
 
 
 
DEBT CEILING BREACH COULD TRIGGER RECESSION - stop yelling at me, that joke has never been funny
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Mon October 04, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stock Markets plummet on news that interest rates are not actually controlled by the Federal Reserve and the party is over
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Wed September 29, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
JPMorgan Chase CEO warns investors the face eating leopards are coming for them
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(Teen Vogue)
 
 
 
Teen Vogue understands The Fed better than three people who talk way too much about it: your uncle, your neighbor, and your local TV news action figure
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Saying "this is not 1973," economist rules out "stagflation" and persistent price pressures, but would not comment on the "WIN" button on his lapel
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Tue September 28, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street to the GOP: "Why doesn't daddy love us anymore?"
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Fri September 24, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
China declares all cryptocurrency transactions illegal. This will crash well
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Thu September 23, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Norges Bank leads the Way
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