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Tue May 24, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Who cares if Miami is six meters under water in 100 years? Amsterdam has been six meters underwater for ages and that is a really nice place. We will cope with it"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Working from home is causing housing to become too expensive, says a study by the vast majority of middle managers who do nothing aside from forwarding email
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Mon May 23, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Head of the ECB says crypto isn't worth the paper it's printed on
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN, just asking questions
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Fri May 20, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's really starting to look like a bear market out there, so be careful at those rest stops
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The US economy is 'nowhere near a recession this year,' says economist nowhere near morning sober
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Wed May 18, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Weekly mortgage demand definitely not made of brick
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Oh yes, I've been a dirty little stock market and deserve to be punished. Punish me good daddy...please"
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Mon May 16, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Uncle Ben, who famously opened up America's printing press to Wall Street for 8 straight years, has harsh words for the guy who basically continued his policies. "They should have acted sooner." Says the guy who started the fire
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
We should have seen the market collapse coming
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Thu May 12, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Everything you need to know about what the hell's happening to Bitcoin. TL;DR: It's a scam, stupid, and it's falling apart
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Wed May 11, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Upon further review, inflation is not transitory and went up 8.3% in April. But you, the consumer, knew that already
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Translation from Fed-speak: we don't have the balls or the will Volcker did
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Mon May 09, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street is deflating like an orange mushroom during Shark Week, so the liberal media would like to remind everyone that this time the stock market IS the economy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Here are a bunch of reasons for why crypto is crashing besides the fact that a bunch of networked computers maintaining the integrity of a linked list of nodes with no content doesn't provide anything useful to humanity
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fed's Neil Kashkari, who also plays Agent 47 in the hit video game "Inflation: How I Got It All Wrong" says you can trust him on inflation now. He's totally got it under control. Promise
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Fri May 06, 2022
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
The stock market rout is global
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Thu May 05, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bank of England hikes interest rates to 13-year high saying they'd rather be point-wise than pound-foolish
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Not to alarm anyone but the stock market is currently crashing
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Rouble no longer rubble
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Inflation in Turkey hits almost 70% in April and people can't even afford a chicken to choke
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Today's non-partisan, honestly objective take from CNN: The economy is doomed. DOOMED. AMERICANS ARE ABOUT TO GIVE UP. BIDEN HAS FAILED. FLEE. FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES FOR THERE IS NO HOPE
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Labor Productivity fell 7.4% in Q1. The fastest rate since 1947. This could be an opening salvo in the quickest collapse of the economy on record, or maybe it's just transitory
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Wed May 04, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Fed: You people don't want affordable houses. You want an interest rate hike. INTEREST RATE HIKES FOR EVERYONE
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Mon May 02, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
New report states that America will have recovered all jobs lost during COVID by the end of the summer. Sure, nobody wants to do any of them, but they will have been recovered
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Sun May 01, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
"In my life, I try and avoid things that are stupid and evil and make me look bad in comparison to somebody else - and bitcoin does all three"
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Fri April 29, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Weird economic flex bro
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Thu April 28, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
GDP craters in Q1, -1.4% vs 1% expected. Hold on to your butts
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Wed April 27, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Preserve, baby, preserve
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Fri April 22, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Everybody: "The government must stop inflation immediately, using any available tools to do so." Federal Reserve: "OK." Everybody: "Nooo, not like that" *EVERYBODY PANIC*
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Wed April 20, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Netlfix's collapse is a warning sign for stocks," presumably to not charge too high a subscription fee for sucking
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs: We're the recession experts
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Prices driven up by inflation will likely stay there permanently, says a new report from the institute of rich people like money and don't you dare question your place in the machine, peasant
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Fed is trying to use reverse pop psychology to fix the runaway housing market
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Setting records is good, right?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Why there are growing fears the U.S. is headed to a recession?" "Because more than 60% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck, while the billionaires control the media, the government, and most of the money" not found in the article
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Tue April 12, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Manchin tears into Biden for failing to address inflation. This farking guy
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stonks
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
US inflation soared 8.5% over past 12 months, the biggest spike since December, 1981. Say, what ever happened to the guy who was president in December, 1981, anyway? He must've gotten clobbered in the next election
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Fri April 08, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
5. Ah, ah, ah....5%
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Wed April 06, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Inflation causing consumers to rethink their spending plans, trading in canned tuna for ramen
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Thu March 31, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Platform shoes, bell bottoms, leisure suits, it could all come back
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dallas Fed identifies a "FOMO bubble" in real estate. YOLO bubble not anticipated at this time
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Tue March 29, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Since 1961, the Fed has tried to curb inflation via interest rate hikes 9 different times. 8 of those times it triggered a recession. But 11% of the time, it worked every time
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Mon March 28, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Splǝᴉʎ ʎɹnsɐǝɹʇ. Uh-oh
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Bank of Japan looks like it's doing one of those emergency Quantitative bond thingies. Nothing to worry about. All is well
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Thu March 24, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. weekly jobless claims lowest since '69. Nice
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Wed March 23, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Rich are nervous about the economy. Inequality? Nah, they don't give a shiat about that
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What kind of a dunderhead would be afraid of a squiggly line? "Hello"
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida Man wants you to pay your taxes in crypto
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Mon March 21, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
You want to continue your craven profiteering? Fine, wave goodbye to your free money ride
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Wed March 16, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Powell sees his shadow. Means six more months of rate hikes
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Mon March 14, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Senator Joe Manchin has serious doubts about Sarah Bloom Raskin's commitment to Sparkle Coal
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Thu March 10, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Household wealth tops $150 trillion for the first time, or $100 adjusted for inflation
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Wed March 09, 2022
(CNBC)
 
Hero
 
Biden crushes Crypto with one weird trick
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Tue March 08, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Executive order on cryptocurrency in the works, details still vague but the odds of this driving prices up are probably near zero. Which is also the actual value of cryptocurrency
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Tue March 01, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
JP Morgan CEO Jamie Dimon warns that sanctions against Russia could have "unintended consequences" and by that, he means that rich people like him could end up losing money
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Mon February 28, 2022
(Chartbook)
 
 
 
Chartbook gives a detailed explanation of the many ways sanctions are affecting Russia. Includes plenty of charts, but way fewer books than the name implies
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Thu February 24, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
In a break from Ukraine news, the number of Americans on unemployment hit a record low. Like, the lowest in 52 years. Why is President Biden so good at reducing unemployment?
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Are you a Boomer who enjoys your social security? You might not want to read about 'Ol Treepuncher's 'Contract with America' that destroys Social Security to 'incentivize' elderly to work
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Thu February 17, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Billionaire, who will be worth zero in a few decades (cuz he'll be dead) says that Bitcoin will be worth 0 in 100 years
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Wed February 16, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
How about a gas-tax holiday to fight inflation? A little bandaid to fix something much more complex will surely help
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Psst. Hey, you. American consumer. Yeah, you with the gut who wears sweat pants to the store. You're not buying enough dumb, expensive shiat you don't need. I mean, come on. You've got one job. Literally one thing we count on you to do. So get to it
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Thu February 10, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR manages to find a 30-year-old who's never seen inflation this high. She's also never gamed on an Atari 2600, never driven a Camaro, and never sent a telegram. Stay tuned for tomorrow's riveting interview with a 20-year-old who never experienced 9-11
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
CPI inflates 7.5% in January. Costco hot dog, Arizona Ice Tea tallboy brace for impact
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Billionaire and private equity legend David Rubenstein says don't worry about inflation, because, well he's a billionaire and private equity legend. So, why should he worry?
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Fri February 04, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Exhibit #44290 that the stock market is not the economy. A good jobs report leads to stock market selloff because if things were a bit worse the Fed might keep interest rates lower for longer
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Another side effect of the current employee shortage is that it's much easier to get away with being an asshole at work
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Thu February 03, 2022
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve nominee Sarah Bloom Raskin sticks her foot all the way up Sen. Toomey's backside and keeps kicking
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Wed February 02, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
No treats for you
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Two of the Stupid States are considering bills that would allow you to pay your taxes in Crypto so be prepared for your state taxes to be the equivalent of the price of a large pizza, or several million dollars a week after you pay them
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Tue February 01, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Everyone in the US was flush with cash last year. This year? Strap on a helmet and prepare for impact
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Fri January 28, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Jim Cramer drags Cathy Wood through a bloody Wall Street so everyone can throw stones at her. And, presumably, him
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh, what's 423 million dollars anyway, it could happen to anyone
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Thu January 27, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CryptoCasino still full of degenerate gamblers chasing that elusive, overdue blackjack hand
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The failed Biden admInistration has only produced the highest economic growth in 38 years
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Wed January 26, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve: The economy is getting better so lets hike interest rates
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Tue January 25, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Looming Fed rate hikes have emerging markets dreading deja vu. In other news, looming Fed rate hikes have emerging markets dreading deja vu
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"Finance Tok" is exactly as awful as you would imagine people dispensing financial advice on the platform best known for the "Tide Pod Challenge" would be
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: How Bitcoin became nothing more than another crappy tech stock. Became?
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Mon January 24, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stock market set to continue its slow motion crash into oblivion on news we now have a fed rate hike we can blame
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
On a more positive note in the Russia/Ukraine situation: Russia's Stock Market is in full-collapse mode. Sell, Vladimir, Sell
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
If you went to bed a Bitcoin Millionaire, I have some bad news for you
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