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Tue July 07, 2020
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
First we ran out of toilet paper and cleaning supplies, now we're running out of coins. "Coins" has to be some sort of euphemism, right?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Wall Street abandons Trump
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Chron)
 
 
 
It's like we're playing reverse Monopoly
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Mon June 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
While Republicans bemoan Minimum Wage Wally getting a living wage for the first time in his life while on unemployment. The Fed now owns Walmart's debt. Privatize the profits, and socialize the losses, eh 'Murica?
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Fri June 26, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wall Street is having a nightmare because Elizabeth Warren might be Treasury Secretary in a Biden administration. This needs to become more than just a nightmare
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
According to the latest polls, people don't want to die from climate change
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve: "We can supply the economy with $2.3 trillion to help during the pandemic lockdown". Let's see how they're doing so far...oops
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Mon June 22, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Coins are the new toilet paper." Keep your hands off my ass pennies
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Market expert warns we are in "one of the nutsiest bubbles in the history of bubbledom" so we've that going for us
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Will the government keep the Small Business Loan program going?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Running on 'hopium.' Yes, money's a drug and we all know what happens to addicts if they don't sober up in time
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Wed June 17, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
Scientists discover there's no such thing as a "small edit" to the genetic code of human embryos
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Tue June 16, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Turns out the most humiliating job in America is not Trump's speechwriter
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Fed printing money for government. New hotness: Fed printing money for corporations
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Robinhood investors will end up in tears. Should exchange tight tights for something less manly
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Mon June 15, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve to buy individual corporate bonds. Investors respond by buying individual corporate stonks
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Thu June 11, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dow plunges more than 1,800 points as Wall Street realizes that the US has a spiking number of COVID-19 cases and diminishing hospital capacity ... again
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich. That's how it goes. Everybody knows
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The stock market isn't reading the room
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you had "zombie markets" down for the next disaster, claim your prize
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump is now so highly regarded by GOP senators they're now disappearing him completely from their 2020 campaign ads
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Jeffrey (Bond King) Gundlach: "Covid has shown me that white-collar managers don't do any actual work and we should probably fire all of these people"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Hey remember when banks "invested" in each others repackaged loans and then used those "assets" to justify making more loans, until suddenly a bunch of those loans defaulted and the whole financial system collapsed?
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Coronavirus will wipe out $8 trillion from the US economy in the next decade
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Fri May 29, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Get your fainting couches fluffed - the IMF says the virus may skew economic data and reduce its accuracy
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Thu May 28, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
New challenge for the feds in these coronavirus times: Workers who don't want to come back to their jobs
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Yertle is sabotaging Trump's re-election campaign
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Thu May 21, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Some coronavirus survivors are now feeling shunned by relatives and friends and feel like outcasts. For some the 'relatives' part is a bonus
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
38. MILLION. Unemployed
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Welp, if you were wondering how long Americans could stand staying at home in order to save the lives of hundreds of thousands of fellow citizens, the answer was "2 months". WE'RE BACK, BABY
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. national debt now stands at more than $25 trillion, up 15% since a year ago
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The economic collapse in six charts. With helpful suggestions to bring back jobs and set the stage for higher productivity (that obviously won't be followed because reasons)
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Mon May 18, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's almost like giving $3 trillion to big business and expecting them to take care of workers while saving the economy isn't working out
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Fri May 15, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
The coming coronavirus housing crisis: Millions will be out on the street in a few months without swift action from the government. Swift action from our government? Yep we're boned
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Wed May 13, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Once again for the cheap seats, "THE STOCK MARKET IS NOT REALITY"
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Mon May 11, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
The coronavirus stimulus is working exactly as intended
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Sun May 10, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
So, about all those "temporary" layoffs
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Fri May 08, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today tries to come up with five reasons not to worry about everyone losing their jobs and record unemployment. Basically, thoughts and prayers in article form
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(Harvard Business Review)
 
 
 
Four reasons why the US is not headed towards another depression
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"A growing number of analysts have made peace with the dissonance between the markets' fortunes and their own. In their view, capitalists haven't lost touch with reality - equity values simply no longer depend on the functioning of society"
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Why is the stock market rallying while so many people are unemployed? Basically, the Federal Reserve is doing its job well; the pain you're feeling is Trump's incompetence
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Greatest economy ever." "I have the best words." "I am the most popular person in the history of the Republican Party." "Worst job loss in the history of ADP report" One of these is not a lie
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Tue May 05, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
A trillion here, a trillion there, another trillion over there too. Pretty soon it adds up to real money
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
White House: We have to get the economy back up and running immediately. Also White House: We have to sabotage the economy
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The age of enlightenment is dawning
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Expect a 'wide sloppy range' in the coming months, says market strategist, your mom
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Essentially last month was just a really long dead cat bounce
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The EPI survey, starting with 24.4 million people who applied for unemployment benefits between March 15 and April 18, shows that the actual number of unemployed workers in the US is somewhere between 33.3 and 38.3 million people
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
After furloughing 95% of their workforce, SeaWorld is trying to get a federal loan meant to help retain workers, either in bid to keep that last 5% or just to try to get a different flavor of outrage going after Blackfish
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"This pandemic has moved Modern Monetary Theory from the fringes to the dead center as the actual monetary policy of the United States"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Economists say that by the end of June, the U.S. economy will have shrunk 12%, which is 3 times greater than the financial crisis of 2008
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
After Congress told it No, the Federal Reserve created a investment-grade back door that allowed Carnival Cruises to still get billions in bailout funds
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The good news here is that the US is now fully prepared for the coming malaria epidemic
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
The GOP is busing protestors to "grassroots" "reopen" rallies in other cities. Orders being taken now for 2020 Spontaneous Totally Grassroots Reopen Rally Tour T-shirts
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Fri April 24, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Short answer: no. More in depth: BOOTSTRAPPY FREEDOM NOOOOOOOOOO
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The US mortgage bailout balloons by half a million more hoax-induced loans in one week
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Tue April 21, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"The coronavirus didn't break America. It only revealed what was already broken"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Now it not time for fear-mongering about the national debt ...it's the least of our worries
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Mon April 20, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is like a World War II leader: specifically the French general who surrendered to the invading forces and then collaborated with them, founding the pro-Nazi Vichy regime. Oh, and the rest of 'Murica is looking FUBAR
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Reason piles onto the C19 Denier mutual suicide pact, suggesting that licking bus hang-straps is your patriotic liberty-loving duty. Interestingly, many of the comments disagree, triggering tearful responses among the Plague Rats
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Fri April 17, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's not just November that the Republicans are panicking about
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It turns out that screaming about deficits is fake news
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
I know it's a stretch but it seems that service economies are likely to fail when there's no one around to service
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Congress to companies: If you want your bailout money no more payouts to shareholders and giant bonuses for execs. The Fed to banks: Now seems like a good time to ease restrictions on shareholder payouts and discretionary bonuses
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bank of America only made 55% as much profit as a year ago. Thank goodness this mask is hiding my sadness
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
When even Jim Cramer says the stock market rallying while 16M jobs are lost is "messed up", it's really farking messed up
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Cramer's gonna Cramer
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hey guys, the Federal Reserve says that quarantining is a really inefficient way to handle Covid-19. That's right, the guys who print money out of thin air are giving medical advice. This timeline sucks
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stocks haven't seen their 'absolute bottom' yet says the billionaire guy in the space station from "Contact"
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Vice Chairman of the Federal Reserve: "There's nothing fundamentally wrong with the economy." Well, aside from the fact that our consumer driven economy has no consumers
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Sat April 11, 2020
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
I say old chap, I'll give you a pennyweight of eggs for a barleycorn of toilet paper
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Main street is hurting but the 1% have been nicely bailed out already, as intended
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Fri April 10, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump celebrates stock market bump on same day that US death toll becomes second highest in world. HUGE
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Thu April 09, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Yesterday: Stock market jumped after socialist Bernie Sanders dropped out of the nomination system. Today: Stock market jumped after Federal Reserve dropped a shiatload of socialism onto the financial system
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In case you missed it, here's a timeline of the Fed's new programs to support the hands, legs, and all the other extremities of the free market
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The GOP ideology is getting pantsed, courtesy of COVID
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Crazy-ass activist urges CEOs to pledge not to lay off employees for 30 days. "You have to kill your earnings. Big goddamn deal. This is like the Great Depression, and you're worried about hitting your numbers? It's shameful." Difficulty: Jim Cramer
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Mon April 06, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
By shoveling money out the door, the Fed hopes to keep the economy on life support long enough to outlast the pandemic
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump has tried nothing and is all out of ideas
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Sun April 05, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
45 = 31
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Fri April 03, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
As coronavirus spreads, Congress is basically running two options: Do nothing, or do it wrong
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"If on November 3, 2020, if there more than 100,000 dead and the unemployment rate is at 15 percent, Trump is not going to get reelected. We could resurrect George Washington and Thomas Jefferson and I doubt they could survive that either"
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Tue March 31, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
What to do if you're worried about paying your bills. TL;DR: Beg and grovel at the feet of The Company and pray they stay their benevolent Invisible Hand®
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(Crypto Currency News)
 
 
 
The Fed just accidentally the whole housing market, is this bad?
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Mon March 30, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Corporations playing corporation games take a major hit during the pandemic, and we may have no choice to admit we built this city on something other than rock and roll when this is all over
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Fri March 27, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve study: delaying a return to work helps rather than hurts the economy. Possibly because delaying means there are people alive to eventually return. Crazy talk, I know
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Thu March 26, 2020
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Senate decides now would be a good time for a monthlong vacation
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Welp, we're in a recession
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Chairman of the Federal Reserve has finally lost his mind, "We still have policy rooms in other dimensions..." Then he tried to bite me, so I ran away
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Your "NO DUHHHHHH" business story of 2020: Putting computer algorithms in charge of the stock market was, in hindsight, probably a really bad idea
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Wed March 25, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wake me when Wells Fargo starts paying my mortgage
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Rep. Rashida Tlaib: "Mint the F*cking Coin" Meaning provide a U.S. Debit Card pre-loaded with $2000 to every person in America. Each card would be recharged with $1,000 monthly until one year after the end of the Coronavirus crisis
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump is the president we need right now: Not because he's smart, or capable, or an inspiring leader, but because he knows how to spend money like a drunken sailor, and flinging great wads of cash around is the only way we're going to survive this
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stock futures soar 1,000 points on news of "Money, pleaaaaaaaase"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Gold bugs finally have their day
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Mon March 23, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Same stimulus bill fails again by same 47-47 vote in Senate. GOP Senators: "Next time for sure"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
States are competing against the federal government for medical supplies and it's driving up prices
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Congratulations Mr and Ms Taxpayer, you have just purchased the US stock market and saved several CEOs jobs
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
How to pay off the National Debt. Buy low, sell high
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Sun March 22, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Okay, so now the bailout is at $4,000,000,000,000. That should do it. Economy saved
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(Politico)
 
 
 
$1,600,000,000,000
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Did we learn anything from the last recession?
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Sat March 21, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"A trillion here, a trillion there, pretty soon, you're talking real money"
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Fri March 20, 2020
(The Nation)
 
 
 
Idea: At the risk of hurting Jared's feelings, maybe it's time to put a grownup in charge of COVID-19 response
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(MSN)
 
 
 
How did you celebrate the worst week on Wall Street since 2008. Drinking heavily and crying in the corner worked for me
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Fed is expanding their asset purchasing to munis. Carry on. Nothing to see here
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"This is not a recession. It's an ice age." And it's not like the first Ice Age, it's more like the fifth movie
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Bitcoin price rockets 23% as investors look for new safe haven. Dogecoin overlooked once again
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Thu March 19, 2020
(WILX Michigan)
 
 
 
AP map confirms coronavirus has hit the world so hard that French Guiana has annexed Corsica
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Coronavirus crisis highlights Trump's signature achievement as president: He has so destroyed the public trust in government institutions and the media that no one currently knows WHERE to turn for trustworthy advice about the pandemic
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not to scare people more, but we may be heading into a Depression
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Wed March 18, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Europeans have massive packages
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bernanke and Yellen, the adults in the room, tell the Federal Reserve to start buying corporate debt. A LOT of it, IMMEDIATELY
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Prepare the red "stonks" memes
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Tue March 17, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dow ↓20,000
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Did I hear you say "recession"? You'D be pronouncing it wrong
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Mon March 16, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Text messages about a national quarantine lockdown are part of a foreign disinformation campaign. Not to worry, American citizens, the Trump Administration isn't nearly as competent or coordinated enough for that kind of effort
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Remember Yang's $1,000 monthly Freedom Dividend? It may be a good idea to help Americans get through the coronavirus pandemic
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Annnnnnd The Fed just tossed another $1/2 trillion - with a "T" - on the bonfire
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mnuchin tells Cramer there will be a lot of pent-up demand when Coronavirus crisis ends. Shares in Torches, Pitchforks, And Beyond rise
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(Politico)
 
 
 
To save the US economy there's going to have to be bailout and stimulus package that dwarfs the 2009 one by an order of magnitude. But surely, all those "fiscal conservatives" on the right will scream JUST as loudly at this one as they did Obama's?
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Sun March 15, 2020
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Federal Reserve cuts rates to zero
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Fri March 13, 2020
(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
The Federal Reserve has a master plan to kill the pandemic by drowning it in cash
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(Slate)
 
 
 
No, the Fed did not just give $1.5 trillion to stock traders. They've merely propped up the repo market so the financial entities who own your medical and student loan debt don't suffer any hardship from getting squeezed by their creditors
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Happy Dead Cat Bounce Friday
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Thu March 12, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hey, no reason to panic. The Fed is going to lower interest rates again and it has a lot of other tricks up its sleeve. BUT DON'T PANIC
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
But how will we pay for it?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Fed just pumped one trillion dollars into the markets to stabilize the economy...and it's gone
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
With the stock market tanking, you can at least take shelter in the cryptocurrency market
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
This just in Jim Cramer is still an idiot and if you take investment advice from him well good luck
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Wed March 11, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Yeah, just look at your husband's Twitter
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Did Stock Market Thanos snap his fingers?
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  4. Click here to submit a link.