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Sun August 07, 2022
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Alex Jones's incompetent lawyers may have saved democracy
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Sat August 06, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It took two years, but the labor industry has gotten all of its jobs back it lost from the pandemic
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Fri August 05, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
As predicted, Fox News never disappoints
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Thu August 04, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ex-Federal Reserve official says a full-blown recession is almost certainly going to happen, or might happen, or could already have happened, or might not happen or something
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Wed August 03, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Robinhood cutting a quarter of its workforce on news that between crypto and NFT "investors," real estate speculators, gold hoarders, and payday lenders there just aren't that many financially illiterate Americans left to grift anymore
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The average car lease payment hits $595/mo because fark you, pay me
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Tue August 02, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
The ever-so-savvy American consumer is keeping up with inflation using this one weird trick: Credit card debt
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Fri July 29, 2022
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Fair wages are terrifying to bankers
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Wed July 27, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Recession likelihood up amid massive spike in news stories about it. The two most common: "We won't even know it was a recession for a year," and "All these news stories about how there might be a recession will cause one, please read my byline"
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
World's wealthiest family loses $16 billion in single day. No thanks to you poors not buying enough tiny violins at Walmart lately
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Tue July 26, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
...it's a duck?
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Mon July 25, 2022
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Yellen on Recession: "All right, I'm going to level with you. There's no reason to panic. It's true one of the crew is ill. But the other pilots, they're fine. They're at the controls flying the plane, free to pursue a life of religious fulfillment"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Inflation is crippling rural America and may even drive people to the cities," where we all know the cost of living is cheaper, or something
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Mon July 18, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
If we're being crushed by an inflation and heading straight for a recession, why are all the nation's banks making so much money right now?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
We have reached peak money. There's no money left. Billionaires out front should have told you
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Fri July 15, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
988 prepares to launch
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The recent surge of inflation is due to: A) Profligate fiscal and monetary policy by the the US govt and Federal Reserve, B) Supply shocks from a global pandemic and war, C) Millennials, for reasons. Remember, there is only *one* correct answer
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Wed July 13, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Car repos are exploding. Subby's surprised there are so many delinquent Tesla owners
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Tue July 12, 2022
(C|Net)
 
 
 
NFTs are going to be the next Disney just without the compelling product, the intellectual property, or the positive user experience
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The current crypto crash bears a strong resemblance to the Panic of 1907...which was basically the inciting incident for the creation of the Federal Reserve system and the central regulation of the money supply
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Fri July 08, 2022
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Should everybody panic now, or should we wait for the numbers to come in and then everybody panic retroactively?
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Thu July 07, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
The only way we can beat inflation is for massive amounts of Americans to lose their jobs. An economist said it, so it must be true
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(CNN)
 
 
 
People are using BNPL as invisible credit cards, so all you credit bureaus can go FICO yourselves
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Wed July 06, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
For some crazy reason, Wall Street Investors don't seem as willing as they were in 2021 to throw money at any moving object that was offering an IPO
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Voyager files for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy, sells off nebula caffeine stores to Dunkin
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Tue July 05, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Translation: The oligarchs have realized that if they squeeze any harder now there will be less to steal later
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The yield curve between 2- and 10-year Treasuries has inverted, a phenomenon that has predicted 12 of the last 10 recessions since 1955. EVERYBODY PANIC
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Thu June 30, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Buckle up, inflation not going to decelerate
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Virus attempting to jump populations
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Eight economists decide if the United States is in a recession. You have never heard of them and they certainly never been in Subby's kitchen
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(NPR)
 
 
 
US companies: NoBoDy WaNtS tO wOrK. Also US companies: Payroll is too damn high and we gotta hit those numbers, so... you're fired
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Tue June 28, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
NY Fed President looking to make a run for Mayor of Amity Island
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Sun June 26, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
♪ To dream the impossible dream... To find an assumable loan... To find a down payment and borrow... And to buy an affordable home... ♪
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Fri June 24, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Methheads and other petty criminals are less incentivized to steal your copper pipes and wiring. Economists say this is a bad thing
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Thu June 23, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
4 million Americans have been completely priced out of the housing market. Only 4 million?
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Tue June 21, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon lays off 3.5% of Tesla after ex-employees sue company. Let that be a lesson
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Fri June 17, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Adobe resizes earnings, crops outlook, says future is gaussian-blurred
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve declares "Unconditional" war on inflation. Which will most likely go about as well as our war against Afghanistan
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Nobody is going to save us from a recession. We're all on our own. Build your bunkers now, assemble your warband, and get ready to start cracking open the heads of your neighbors for that sweet, protein-filled goo inside
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The stock market kinda wants a recession, it's good for business in the long run
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Thu June 16, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
You know how I know America needs a financial counseling intervention: "Consumers face monthly new car payments averaging $656, financed at 5.1% over 70.5 months"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The good news: yesterday's Fed interest rate hike should slow inflation. The bad news: So much for the nice economy we had there, shame something had to happen to it
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Rare white raven nursed back to health, presumably with lots of wonder bread and Barry Manilow music
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Wed June 15, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fed hikes interest rates 0.75%, biggest jump since 1994. Article includes pic of Fed Chairman describing the size of his johnson
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Some guy has an idea how you can lose your money in less than a Scaramucci
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Fighting inflation to prevent a recession? Try fighting inflation to create a recession
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Tue June 14, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
A Treasury bond yield inversion has signaled that there may be a recession on the event horizon, although it's not clear if they've tried reversing the Tachyon field or perhaps inverting the warp polarity in the Dilithium chamber
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Because it was scam all along? Because it has no intrinsic value? Because money is already good as money? Because after a while you run out of people dumb enough to pay you more than you paid to get it? Something about a fool and his coin
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Mon June 13, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
US enters bear market. Oh boy, I hope I can buy a cute fluffy one that loves honey
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Post Honey Bunches of Oats, Chobani Flips and Folgers coffee are now more expensive. Upside: You don't have to spend much on entertaining because no one wants to come over and eat the crap you serve
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Fri June 10, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Them boys on Wall Street are kind of freaking right about now. Their lazy summers in the Hamptons with models and cocaine might have slightly older models and less cocaine
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Wed June 08, 2022
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
World Bank warns the world to get ready to change that channel for That 70s Stagflation Show
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Tue June 07, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Senators propose sweeping oversight, legal regulation of crypto, completely forgetting that lawlessness and the ability to rob some ninny blind is the whole damn point of it
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Fri June 03, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
I screwed up, and the only way I can survive is to fire 10% of my staff
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Thu June 02, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
JP Morgan CEO Jamie Dimon warns to get ready for an economic "hurricane" unlike any you've seen before
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Wed June 01, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maybe 'ain't nothing gonna happen' may be happening after all: Peter Navarro subpoena suggests DOJ may be investigating Trump
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Home prices rose by more than 20% year-over-year in March, the highest price change in more than 35 years. Now let's check on wage increases
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"There have been unanticipated and large shocks to the economy that have boosted energy and food prices, and supply bottlenecks that have affected our economy badly that I didn't at the time didn't fully understand. But we recognize that now"
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(Boy, see?)
 
 
 
15 housing markets overvalued by more than 50 percent, or where not to buy in 2022
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Sat May 28, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Pour one out for CEOs who only averaged 17% pay increases last year
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Thu May 26, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Record corporate profits don't contribute positively to the nation's economy
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Wed May 25, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bill Ackman, who famously cried on live TV as stocks crashed at the start of Covid: "Stocks are crashing because the Fed won't print unlimited money"
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Tue May 24, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Working from home is causing housing to become too expensive, says a study by the vast majority of middle managers who do nothing aside from forwarding email
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Knock on wood after losing the Midas touch
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Mon May 23, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN, just asking questions
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Fri May 20, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The US economy is 'nowhere near a recession this year,' says economist nowhere near morning sober
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Wed May 18, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve yesterday: "Markets have largely priced in rate hikes." Markets today: "And I took that personally"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Oh yes, I've been a dirty little stock market and deserve to be punished. Punish me good daddy...please"
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Mon May 16, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Uncle Ben, who famously opened up America's printing press to Wall Street for 8 straight years, has harsh words for the guy who basically continued his policies. "They should have acted sooner." Says the guy who started the fire
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Sat May 14, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Four things to know about crypto as the Great Meltdown continues. 1) It's a scam. 2) It's always been a scam. 3) It will always be a scam. 4) If confronted by someone who's white knighting it, goto 1
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Wed May 11, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Here's who could benefit if Biden actually does cancel $10,000 of student debt for borrowers. Besides, you know, any borrower who was $10,000 or more of student debt
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Mon May 09, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street is deflating like an orange mushroom during Shark Week, so the liberal media would like to remind everyone that this time the stock market IS the economy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Here are a bunch of reasons for why crypto is crashing besides the fact that a bunch of networked computers maintaining the integrity of a linked list of nodes with no content doesn't provide anything useful to humanity
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fed's Neil Kashkari, who also plays Agent 47 in the hit video game "Inflation: How I Got It All Wrong" says you can trust him on inflation now. He's totally got it under control. Promise
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Thu May 05, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Today's non-partisan, honestly objective take from CNN: The economy is doomed. DOOMED. AMERICANS ARE ABOUT TO GIVE UP. BIDEN HAS FAILED. FLEE. FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES FOR THERE IS NO HOPE
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Wed May 04, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Fed: You people don't want affordable houses. You want an interest rate hike. INTEREST RATE HIKES FOR EVERYONE
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Mon May 02, 2022
(Salon)
 
 
 
Republicans Senators propose bill to block Biden from cancelling student loan debt, a power establishment Democrats claimed he doesn't have despite his having cancelled nearly 3 billion in student loan debt while in office
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New report states that America will have recovered all jobs lost during COVID by the end of the summer. Sure, nobody wants to do any of them, but they will have been recovered
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ah, your daily dose of DEMS IN DISARRAY from CNN, with an added twist of "AND ITS GOING TO GET MUCH WORSE" thrown in for flavor
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Fri April 29, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sell Mortimer, sell your house
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Weird economic flex bro
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Thu April 28, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
GDP craters in Q1, -1.4% vs 1% expected. Hold on to your butts
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Wed April 27, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Does Duke suck?
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Biden might cancel some student loan debt. Maybe
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Fri April 22, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Everybody: "The government must stop inflation immediately, using any available tools to do so." Federal Reserve: "OK." Everybody: "Nooo, not like that" *EVERYBODY PANIC*
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Wed April 20, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Netlfix's collapse is a warning sign for stocks," presumably to not charge too high a subscription fee for sucking
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs: We're the recession experts
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Mon April 18, 2022
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Requiring US sourced materials for federally funded jobs sounds incredible, sadly the manufacturing sector is short 178k jobs. How much will it take to peel gig workers away from Uber and Doordash to ramp up production?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Prices driven up by inflation will likely stay there permanently, says a new report from the institute of rich people like money and don't you dare question your place in the machine, peasant
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Fed is trying to use reverse pop psychology to fix the runaway housing market
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Setting records is good, right?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Why there are growing fears the U.S. is headed to a recession?" "Because more than 60% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck, while the billionaires control the media, the government, and most of the money" not found in the article
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How come nobody wants to party like it's 1999 anymore?
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Tue April 12, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Manchin tears into Biden for failing to address inflation. This farking guy
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stonks
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
US inflation soared 8.5% over past 12 months, the biggest spike since December, 1981. Say, what ever happened to the guy who was president in December, 1981, anyway? He must've gotten clobbered in the next election
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