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Wed February 08, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
El Paso Walmart shooter pleads guilty to believing in Tucker Replacement Theory
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Fri February 03, 2023
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
One moment you're up half a mill in COVID loans, and the next, boom, your kids don't go to college and they've repossessed your Bentley
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Wed February 01, 2023
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
I love my FedEx guy because he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it
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Mon January 30, 2023
(Politico)
 
 
 
NY Republicans want George Santos gone, but they've tried nothing and are all out of ideas
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Sun January 29, 2023
(AP News)
 
 
 
Drug Enhancement Agency
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Sat January 28, 2023
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
DOJ to investigate the man most responsible for the use of the Fake tag the past month
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Fri January 27, 2023
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Today's Santos lies brought to you by Vanity Fair
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Thu January 26, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lobbyists are able to get whatever they want in Ohio because a dollar goes a lot further there than anywhere else. In short, no one wants to live there, but their votes will doom us all
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It's starting to look like Boeing may face criminal fraud charges for all those 737 Max crashes despite a plea deal that had taken those off the table, concerning many who feel that corporations should never be held legally responsible for anything
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Sun January 22, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scammer scammed investors out of $4 billion and fled
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Fri January 20, 2023
(ABC News)
 
 
 
God may have told this man to kill U.S. Rep. Jake LaTurner, but a U.S. District Judge told him to go to prison instead. Let's see who's word gets followed
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pharma Bro is addicted to forming evil drug companies, and the FTC is staging an intervention
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(KUOW Seattle)
 
 
 
Yup, it was Nazis
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Self-proclaimed lover of the Constitution can't name the third amendment
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Active-duty Marines who work in intelligence arrested for lack of intelligence
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
With that level of fire. TFG has no hair left, also lighter $1 million dollars
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Thu January 19, 2023
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Once again for everyone in the back: all the contract killers on the internet are FBI agents
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Every lie told by George Santos, if that is even his real name
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Wed January 18, 2023
(NBC News)
 
 
 
FTX says half a billion dollars was hacked, as opposed to being embezzled or lost by other malfeasance. Alrighty then
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Mon January 16, 2023
(CBS News)
 
 
 
...aaaaand here's where we learn that "George Santos" also has a direct connection to a Russian oligarch
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Fri January 13, 2023
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Stand Back and Blame Me
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Republican election official admitted to election fraud, as he submitted multiple forged absentee ballots
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Thu January 12, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Usul, we have bovine excrement the likes of which even God has never seen"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
George Santos' lies now require a running list for tracking purposes
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Tue January 10, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
George Santos explains that as a PhD in Ethics and the author of numerous peer-reviewed articles exploring ethics and government he can state with complete certainty that he has done absolutely nothing unethical and should be reinstated as president
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Mon January 09, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
The super-honest Rep. George Santos filed 37 separate reimbursements with his campaign for exactly $199.99, one penny below the FEC threshold requiring a receipt, invoice, or cancelled check, so you know he didn't commit campaign finance fraud
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Sun January 08, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
The names of 81 false electors who tried to usurp the 2020 election without any legal consequence are signed into the Congressional record. Oh Lawd, is that Dana Nessel's music I hear?
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Thu January 05, 2023
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
People HAVE begun to lose their hopes, and forget their dreams. But the Nothing grows stronger
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Tue January 03, 2023
(Axios)
 
 
 
Although he's guilty, Sam Bankman-Fried pleads not guilty
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
TANF is for families that have at least one child younger than 18. In Mississippi, household income must be at or below 185% of the federal poverty level, or $680 for a family of three. Unless you're one of The Welfare Kings of Ole Miss-appropriation
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
George Santos has essentially become the Lead Liar in a Party of Deception
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(Independent)
 
 
 
TFG wanted to trademark the phrase "rigged election", because of course he did
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Mon January 02, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It turns out that most of the Jan 6 rioters were the common clay of the new West
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Tue December 27, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
DL Hughley calls for Trump to be indicted for manslaughter in connection with the 1/6 attacks. And while he makes a good point I'd have to hear Cedric the Entertainer's expert legal analysis before I make up my mind
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Mon December 26, 2022
(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)
 
 
 
85 pounds of weed? You could have a pretty good weekend at Baskin Robbins on that, officer
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Tue December 20, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Quis custodiet ipsos Ring cameras?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The criminal referrals are just a sideshow. The final Jan. 6 Committee report is going to have all the big reveals as hundreds of hours of still-secret testimony from Trump's inner circle will be released
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Sat December 17, 2022
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Clark was writing a book of his crimes, and even included a quote from TFG praising his work
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Fri December 16, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Water eventually finds it's own level: Todd and Julie Chrisley are heading to Florida
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Thu December 15, 2022
(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
In our city we have a "crime-free" housing ordinance to prevent undesirables from moving in, wink-wink. Federal government: Yeah, I see what you're getting at, and you mean to say you violated the Fair Housing Act and the Civil Rights Act, wink-wink
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Wed December 14, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man caught after shooting at and burning several "Kingdom Halls" in Washington State. Apparently there were Witnesses
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Aslan leaves Narnia to buy a mansion near Disneyworld with millions in stolen PPP funds
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In other news Russia is apparently running out of bullets, at least the good ones
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The Americans 2
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Mon December 12, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
SBF says he wants to testify before congress remotely because he's "busy." Of course, the threat he might get arrested if he comes to the US couldn't possibly enter into it
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Sun December 11, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scammer who convinced over 100 women he was their true love is going to prison
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Sat December 10, 2022
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Government employee fraud in Chicago? Fetch my fainting couch
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Fri December 09, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Until now, Fraa Jad and I had been like a couple of barbarians kicking down doors in an abandoned guardhouse on the frontier of an empire. Here, though, we had set out on the road that would take us to the FHF MSNBC thread at 7pm ET
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Thu December 08, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The firefighter disguise was so simple, so obvious, I'd assumed it could never work. But it had worked perfectly on the first person we'd met, which probably meant it would work as well on the rest of the 7pm ET MSNBC thread
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Trump may lose the ability to bill the Secret Service
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Wed December 07, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"You overestimate the importance of the 7pm ET MSNBC thread," Jad announced. "It is a bluff. Its existence forces the Maddites to act in ways they would not otherwise"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The party's over, Rudy and Andrii
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Tue December 06, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I'd like to say we moved as drunks, but it would be an insult to every sloshed fraa who had staggered back to his 7pm ET MSNBC thread in the dark
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Fri December 02, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man facing 90 days in jail over flying the Too Friendly Skies
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
President Biden dares to serve people something other than McDonald's at State Dinner. Impeachment imminent
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Thu December 01, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That the Swiss have only frozen $8bil of the estimated $150+bil of Russian cash in their banks is just cuckoo. OTOH at least they're not Belgians. Belgians are dicks
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Tue November 22, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Friend of Rep. Matt Gaspedal: Your honor, why am I going to jail for all these various crimes I admitted to and my boy Matt here is getting appointed to the House Judiciary Committee?
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Mon November 21, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Chrisley Knows Jail: Todd gets 12 years, Julie gets 7
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Reality TV stars to be sentenced. Unfortunately, not all of them
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pence says Trump flouting the law by refusing to return boxes of top secret documents 'sent the wrong message'. OK, I'm paraphrasing a little
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Fri November 18, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Theranos founder sentenced to over 11 years in prison. No worries, though. I'm sure it will go by in a snap
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Here's your Elizabeth Holmes sentencing thread. How much prison time will she receive? Will she wear black? Court begins at 1pm eastern
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Thu November 17, 2022
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Pornhub sued by mother whose kids were enticed to make "sexually explicit" videos by housemate, who then uploaded them onto website. So expect subscription rates to go up
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(MSN)
 
 
 
January 6 insurrectionist fails at overthrowing the government, succeeds at murder
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Mon November 14, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Feds notify court they don't plan to charge Rudy Giuliani, making this the best thing to happen to him since 9/11
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump claims he licked all the classified documents, therefore they're his
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Fri November 11, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
DOJ asks for Matt Gaetz's wingman Joel Greenberg to get a below federal minimum sentencing as thanks for his cooperation on multiple investigations
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Wed November 09, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
It's occasionally advantageous to take the stand in your own defense. Stewart Rhodes just experienced what usually happens
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Mon November 07, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now that the full picture of the attack on Paul Pelosi has emerged, "incompetent" would be a kind word to describe the response of the San Francisco Police department
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Sun November 06, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Hey, y'all, turns out that performing a C-Section is way harder than it looks on the TV
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Fri November 04, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
NYC fugitive busted after vacationing cop spots him on vacation at Disney World
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Oath Keeper thought the Electoral College was a place where politicians went to get educated
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Wed November 02, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Let's see if releasing some emails will persuade Clarence Thomas to start recusing himself
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Someone at Apple watched "Office Space" and got more than just a stapler
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(CNN)
 
Hero
 
Judge: "Hey you morons, you can't sit there with guns watching people cast their ballots"
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Mon October 31, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Florida Man thought it was 'historic' like storming the Bastille. Now he's ashamed and embarrassed over Jan. 6 riot
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Fri October 28, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The treason is coming from inside the house
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Thu October 27, 2022
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Attorney charged with insurance fraud over fake chiropractor services, which are somehow different from regular chiropractor services
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sen. Bob Menendez (D-NJ) is under federal criminal investigation ... again. Come on, this IS New Jersey
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Wed October 26, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
DOJ willing to put up with the Baloney
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Tue October 25, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former DOD Chief of Staff and current Trump lackey Kash Patel to the media: I was there when Trump issued the order declassifying all those docs he had at Mar a Lago. DOJ: Can you say that again to this grand jury? Patel: Fif
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Fri October 21, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"I like beer" might work if you're a Supreme Court nominee, but "I like teenage girls" isn't going to work anywhere
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Kooked-up 9/11 conspiracist and lawyer from Long Island charged with 6 felony counts for role in Jan. 6 riot at the Capitol in Washington
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Thu October 20, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Tourist gets 3.5 years for stopping to rub ass stank all over vice-president's chair en route to trying to murder Congress
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Wed October 19, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Remember the time your pastor asked for donations for church repairs, but then took his whole family to Hawaii? It's like that x 900
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"The military was hard, but it was nothing compared to Amazon"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
FBI is in your news, raiding your producers
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Mon October 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Prosecutors seek six months in the Big House for Steve Bannon so he can spend more time perfecting his toilet wine recipe
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Thu October 13, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
NY AG seeks to block Trump from shielding his corporate assets in a holding company. The end is nigh
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Wed October 12, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Man who googled "when does preparing for a crime become an attempt" gets his answer
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