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Mon February 06, 2023       I hate Maryland Nazis source: cnn.com   |   share: 174   Sat February 04, 2023       Get your subpoenas in 26 minutes or your next idiotic investigation is free source: politico.com   |   share: 74   Fri February 03, 2023       A man entered a San Francisco Jewish Synagogue on Wednesday night and fired possible blanks. Nobody called the police after the incident as there is a fear that speaking out will cause retaliation source: ktla.com   |   share: 54   Thu February 02, 2023       Ohio Man gets 10 years for trying to join ISIS, should've stuck with Y'all Qaeda source: upi.com   |   share: 33         The Orange Goblin tells what supporters he has left to 'lock and load' source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 205   Wed February 01, 2023       C'mon, people, if this were true he'd OBVIOUSLY be blubbering about persecution all over social media like a totally sane normal grownup source: thehill.com   |   share: 74   Sat January 28, 2023       Border Control is having trouble finding people who can lie convincingly source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 71   Fri January 27, 2023       DOJ stops Iranian backed hit squad that tried to kill Iranian dissident on US soil source: justice.gov   |   share: 74         If you have a giant rose tattoo on your neck, maybe cover it up before you start robbing banks source: krqe.com   |   share: 32   Thu January 26, 2023       FTX: sure, we acknowledge that there was "fraud, dishonesty, incompetence, misconduct, mismanagement, and irregularity" in how the company was run, but really, there is no need for the DOJ to investigate, we got this, trust us source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 10         Well, well, well. How the turns have tabled source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 9         Headline: New e-mails link Hunter Biden to wife of recently arrested ex-FBI agent. Story: E-mails were from the lacrosse program that both their daughters participated in source: msn.com   |   share: 114   Wed January 25, 2023       Here's a helpful chart which shows the difference between a mishandling case featuring obstruction vs. an obstruction case featuring classified documents source: emptywheel.net   |   share: 28         McCarthy announces hearings to investigate the government. This is not a repeat from 1954. Or is it? source: politico.com   |   share: 59         The High-Heeled Hijacker has been arrested. The Slip-on Sandals Strangler and the Moccasin Murderer still at large source: nypost.com   |   share: 20   Tue January 24, 2023       Former reality TV star begins serving multi-year sentence for fraud and tax evasion... no, not that one source: fox5atlanta.com   |   share: 21         Terrible parking job causes courthouse evacuation source: fox8.com   |   share: 19   Mon January 23, 2023       "Former counterintelligence head in FBI's New York office arrested for alleged money laundering, violating sanctions on Russia." Hey, wasn't that the office that kept leaking Hillary Clinton investigation info to Giuliani in 2016? source: msn.com   |   share: 99   Sun January 22, 2023       Scammer scammed investors out of $4 billion and fled source: cnn.com   |   share: 95   Sat January 21, 2023       Boofin' Brett Kavanaugh gets a Sundance Surprise Deep Dive, which is not a euphemism for a drinking game source: theguardian.com   |   share: 141         Insurrectionist has regerts source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 113         Moran Senator says his campaign was scammed out of $700K by "cybercriminals" who used a highly technical "send a fake invoice that we were dumb enough to pay without verifying it" attack source: thehill.com   |   share: 60   Fri January 20, 2023       Yup, it was Nazis source: kuow.org   |   share: 192         Baltimore Police Officer, Facebook Lives himself at home, coaching, at the gym all while receiving 200K in overtime. Police Union blames rampant crime in Baltimore for excess source: dailyvoice.com   |   share: 55         Slaughterhouses under investigation for employing child labor source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 67         Area 51 blogger subject to police raid. Fire up the conspiracy theories source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 41         Wow, another T-Mobile data breach, is it Friday already? source: msn.com   |   share: 10         I guess we will find out if you can throw a corporation in prison source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 13   Thu January 19, 2023       Aside from a casino heist, or a Tarantino film, subby has a hard time imagining what could be worth putting together 15 armed men to do a basic robbery job. It's especially odd to do it in order to hit this target source: abc30.com   |   share: 66   Wed January 18, 2023       Speaking at Davos, Palantir CEO provides a stellar example of why everyone currently in Davos is nearly universally despised source: cnbc.com   |   share: 31   Tue January 17, 2023       Fellow NY Republican Congressman Nick LaLota: The FEC should freeze Santos' campaign funds source: thehill.com   |   share: 33   Mon January 16, 2023       Trump's former chief of staff had to repeatedly remind the former president he could not share classified information with friends. This sounds like something to that should have been repeatedly shared BEFORE the last presidential election source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 77   Sun January 15, 2023       This story has everything: Fake kidnapping, embezzlement, bribery, cocaine trafficking, firearms, worker safety and environmental violations, shell companies, a modern-day castle, an amputated finger and past links to Putin source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 32         Trump claims 'Radical Left Thugs' declared 'Open Season' on once-revered lawyers - like Giuliani. Technically, it's 'Open Season Total Landscaping' source: mediaite.com   |   share: 82   Fri January 13, 2023       I was doin' it fer murica source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 121   Thu January 12, 2023       AirBnB turns into stab fest. Cleaning fee automatically tripled source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 39         George Santos' lies now require a running list for tracking purposes source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: 78         Pete Buttigieg won't rule out that Johnny's kidding around caused yesterday's FAA computer failure source: huffpost.com   |   share: 28         That's a lot of makeup, even for TFG. Oh, and he rambled on about something source: politicalflare.com   |   share: 104   Wed January 11, 2023       Former Minnesota U.S. Sen. Ernest Lundeen was killed in a plane crash on Aug. 31, 1940. In the wreckage was his pro-Nazi Labor Day speech written by an agent of Hitler's government who paid him to promote Nazi propaganda. History rhymes again source: minnpost.com   |   share: 33         Today in "Every accusation is a confession", "Suspiciously specific denials", and "Trump spouts some nonsense": Trump Wildly Speculates Biden Gave Classified Docs to China Before Adding Denial No One Asked For: 'I Certainly Wouldn't Do That' source: msn.com   |   share: 56         What are the differences between Biden's misplaced classified documents and Trump's stolen classified documents? Just about everything source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 121   Tue January 10, 2023       Mexican authorities arrest cartel leader El Gato, which is Spanish for The Gato source: yahoo.com   |   share: 49         Yo dawg, we heard you like probes, so we're setting up a committee to probe all the probes, and Jim Jordan will be looking the other way at, I mean, overseeing the probes of the probes source: thehill.com   |   share: 63   Mon January 09, 2023       Biden's lawyers discover classified materials and immediately contact the appropriate agencies to inform them of the situation to get things returned as quickly and forthright as possible. So obviously he deserves to be impeached for it. /s source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 188         1. Do not murder your wife. 2. If you do murder your wife, don't tell the police you took your kids for ice cream when you actually went and bought $450 in cleaning supplies and tarps. 3. Do not murder your wife source: cnn.com   |   share: 148   Sun January 08, 2023       Sometimes building an airtight case that will result in the conviction of a perpetrator requires ignoring pressure by the public source: abc7.com   |   share: 86         The names of 81 false electors who tried to usurp the 2020 election without any legal consequence are signed into the Congressional record. Oh Lawd, is that Dana Nessel's music I hear? source: cnn.com   |   share: 67   Sat January 07, 2023       Judge requests additional briefs to expedite case source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 19         The number of arrests from the January 6 insurrection will soon hit 1000 source: usatoday.com   |   share: 300         Police responding to domestic violence situation in typical fashion go to wrong address source: whnt.com   |   share: 74         Imposter who stole 1,000 unpublished works of authors pleads guilty. Stephen King just wants his last month's output back source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 9   Fri January 06, 2023       In Toronto's housing market anyone can sell your house for you source: cbc.ca   |   share: 11         Suspect allegedly bare-handedly throws enough fentanyl out the window of his car to render three cops unconscious, yet he was fine. Weird how that just keeps happening source: starnewsonline.com   |   share: 126   Thu January 05, 2023       People HAVE begun to lose their hopes, and forget their dreams. But the Nothing grows stronger source: ktla.com   |   share: 123         Something even embattled Republican Congressman George Santos is having trouble lying about: the wild drama about where he's living source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 46         Twitter stops suggesting that people who search for marijuana need treatment. People who search for how to back out of bad deals still on their own source: marijuanamoment.net   |   share: 5         Some people attack the power grid because they're domestic terrorists who want to overthrow the government. But others, like these two Washington men, only do it so they can rob a local business. Small blessings source: npr.org   |   share: 83   Wed January 04, 2023       Developer who spent years working to make untraceable currency upset that FBI respects his work source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 33   Mon January 02, 2023       It turns out that most of the Jan 6 rioters were the common clay of the new West source: yahoo.com   |   share: 89         The GQP has devolved to the point where its members no longer want to see "obstruction of justice" prosecuted as a crime, at least when it comes to them doing it source: msnbc.com   |   share: 51   Sun January 01, 2023       George Santos (if that is his real name) must be seated in Congress, because it's naïve, unrealistic, and dangerous to demand truth from politicians source: thehill.com   |   share: 302   Sat December 31, 2022       You see, Republicans have no problem with voter fraud as long as you vote Republican source: cnn.com   |   share: 63   Fri December 30, 2022       Arrest made in murdered University of Idaho students case source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: 246   Thu December 29, 2022       Don't mess with Dark Greta source: news.com.au   |   share: 413         Florida man ends year with great sadness, happiness, anger and fear at the same time source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 46         911 call analysis is a joke source: propublica.org   |   share: 57   Wed December 28, 2022       Embezzler arrested at swanky resort. Not him again, or him, either. This is a new guy source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: 4         House Sergeant at Arms, DC National Guard head both agree response to 1/6 US Capitol terrorist attack would have been vastly different if "the makeup of the crowd not been overwhelmingly white" source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 86   Tue December 27, 2022       Leader of the right-wing flying monkeys that tried to kidnap Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer gets 16 years to think about it source: huffpost.com   |   share: 86   Sun December 25, 2022       The question of "How the hell did everyone BUT the FBI know about this?" is still unanswered source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 82   Fri December 23, 2022       Shoot-larity ensues when woman takes Wal-Mart worker hostage and cops respond. The moral of this story is "Christmas shopping sucks for EVERYBODY" source: wapt.com   |   share: 42   Thu December 22, 2022       Yeah, probably a smart idea to revisit why the racist sheriff of a rural NC county has access to more military grade equipment than any other law enforcement agency in the state source: wect.com   |   share: 56         Sure, kids love baking cookies. But the Department of Labor frowns on you making them do it for a job. And yes, they're looking at you, Crumbl Cookies source: kutv.com   |   share: 17         Today in history: This guy and his attempt at blowing up a plane in mid-air is the reason why you have to take off your shoes to get through security at the airport source: fbi.gov   |   share: 62         GOP loudmouth with no law degree appointed as a judge in Pahrump, Nevada. Pahrump, Pahrump, Pahrump source: yahoo.com   |   share: 118   Wed December 21, 2022       Mom help someone is cyberbullying me source: people.com   |   share: 71   Tue December 20, 2022       "(Florida man) and his fellow gang members advertised their success on social media to advance the gang's prestige and reputation," prosecutors said source: local10.com   |   share: 12         The new omnibus bill gives DOJ extra funding to help investigate and prosecute those involved in January 6th source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 38         You can't make this stuff up: The Las Vegas Mob Museum is offering free admission to any law enforcement professionals who show up on January 9 and present their ID at the box office source: fox5vegas.com   |   share: 53         Pre-groomer for Republican groomer pleads guilty source: mprnews.org   |   share: 66         The criminal referrals are just a sideshow. The final Jan. 6 Committee report is going to have all the big reveals as hundreds of hours of still-secret testimony from Trump's inner circle will be released source: politico.com   |   share: 114   Mon December 19, 2022       In this universe, criminal charges against Trump will benefit him, because his supporters will be fired up source: mediaite.com   |   share: 26         GOP planning January response to treason weasel trial source: thehill.com   |   share: 120         Ex-Mafia boss Cadillac Frank has died in prison at 89. The authorities were unable to fix or repair him daily any longer source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 54   Sun December 18, 2022       Defund the police source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 74   Sat December 17, 2022       Jeffrey Clark was writing a book of his crimes, and even included a quote from TFG praising his work source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: 30         Hey, you're the cancer, buddy source: mediaite.com   |   share: 67         FAFO² source: cnn.com   |   share: 91         Hyundai and Kia have a major minor problem source: al.com   |   share: 30         Everyone knows that, for the best Italian food, you want to go to a pizzeria run by the Mafia source: buffalonews.com   |   share: 50         If you're keeping track of how long after the January 6th attack on the Capitol the feds will be arresting people... well, they're still arresting people, less than a month shy of the 2-year anniversary source: justice.gov   |   share: 116   Fri December 16, 2022       Police chief Rambo source: desmoinesregister.com   |   share: 41   Thu December 15, 2022       Three of the motherfarkers who tried to kidnap Big Gretch receive between 144 and 624 Shark Weeks in prison source: msn.com   |   share: 74         Jump jumps source: cnn.com   |   share: 25         Feds Broken Into source: techxplore.com   |   share: 1         NC sheriff who lost his job because of racism only to get it right back because of racism is now under federal investigation, likely because of racism source: wect.com   |   share: 25   Wed December 14, 2022       In other news Russia is apparently running out of bullets, at least the good ones source: msn.com   |   share: 45   Tue December 13, 2022       Another domino wobbles in the crypto house of cards source: cnbc.com   |   share: 55         Why doesn't this surprise me? source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 83   Mon December 12, 2022       Fake psychic sentenced in $3M fraud scheme. See, this is why you never want to get hooked on faux noetics source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 39         After successfully delaying the DOJ on Mar-A-Lago through the midterm elections, Judge Cannon dismisses Twice Impeached Former President Trump's lawsuit over the FBI conducting a lawful search for stolen government property source: cnn.com   |   share: 189   Sun December 11, 2022       Libyan man suspected of making the bomb that destroyed a Farker's plane over Lockerbie, Scotland, in 1988 is in U.S. custody after being tracked down driving a van in a mall parking lot source: apnews.com   |   share: 73   Sat December 10, 2022       Government employee fraud in Chicago? Fetch my fainting couch source: chicago.suntimes.com   |   share: 32         Dana White is concerned that the UFC is becoming the WWE source: espn.com   |   share: 17   Fri December 09, 2022       Meadows, Eastman, Clark, Giuliani, and Trump source: cnn.com   |   share: 57         Moore County NC has power restored and search warrants applied for source: wunc.org   |   share: 81   Thu December 08, 2022       Duke Energy station shot at, still sucks source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 71         The parking issues should improve source: oregonlive.com   |   share: 58         Something's happening - DOJ asks Trump be held in contempt because he can't find anyone willing to commit perjury for him source: cnn.com   |   share: 258         Not satisfied with hanging back during school shootings, cops are now making teachers do bomb sweeps after threats source: kptv.com   |   share: 28         Convicted Felons Luke Bender and Landon Mitchell: "Videotaping this crime spree and posting it on TikTok was the best idea we ever had" source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 50   Wed December 07, 2022     Apple is encrypting almost all of iCloud, FINALLY. Not even they will have the keys source: theverge.com   |   share: 34         The party's over, Rudy and Andrii source: rollingstone.com   |   share: 36         A team of two have searched several of TFG's properties for any remaining classified materials. Fark: The "team" was hired by TFG's lawyers source: cnn.com   |   share: 78         They're creepy and they're kooky / Mysterious and spooky / They're all together ooky / Polygamous cult wives source: ksl.com   |   share: 79         Child labor isn't just for Third World countries anymore source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 33   Tue December 06, 2022       "We would never bribe witnesses" says totally honest financial organization source: theguardian.com   |   share: 21         Steve Doocy voice of reason source: mediaite.com   |   share: 49   Mon December 05, 2022       You telling me that this guy might have lax ethics? source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 13         "We had to prevent a 2nd Bowling Green Massacre" source: wkrn.com   |   share: 54   Fri December 02, 2022       Bureau of Prisons loses La Barbie. El Ken still in custody source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 29   Thu December 01, 2022       Might be the only time the phrase "eleven years" doesn't get Matt Gaetz excited source: cnn.com   |   share: 54         Authorities say internet sleuths trying to solve University of Idaho murders are "extremely dangerous." Guy with the knife agrees source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 124         Audits of FBI personnel who displeased King Baby were likely random, according to watchdog from SureJan Industries source: politico.com   |   share: 36         It's starting to look like the police involved in investigating those four dead University of Idaho students got their training from the same place as all those internet detectives who broke the Boston Marathon bombing case wide open source: cnn.com   |   share: 211   Wed November 30, 2022       In March, a bipartisan group of eight congressmembers came together in a rare display of unity to call on the SEC to stop looking into FTX and similar crypto ventures, so let's Find Time to eXamine their campaign donors source: prospect.org   |   share: 30         Woman tries to open airplane door mid-flight once she realizes she's going to Ohio source: yahoo.com   |   share: 66   Tue November 29, 2022       As had been said by others, "He had the right to remain silent, he just doesn't have the ability" source: msn.com   |   share: 71   Sat November 26, 2022       Widespread non-evidence of voter fraud widely detected in midterms source: apnews.com   |   share: 57   Fri November 25, 2022       The police either didn't realize the cameras were running or simply didn't care. They've been named, as well. Just another day in a Murica source: boingboing.net   |   share: 65   Wed November 23, 2022       The guy who killed at least six people at a Virginia Walmart was a Walmart employee. So...lone wolf? Mentally unfit? Incel? Walton hater? This is your thread for wild speculation source: cnn.com   |   share: 300   Tue November 22, 2022       TFG's no good, horrible, very bad day. IRS files to Congress, Fraud suit next year, Loses lead in Iowa to DeathSentence, now likely to lose his Special Master (no, not Putin) source: msn.com   |   share: 67         Friend of Rep. Matt Gaspedal: Your honor, why am I going to jail for all these various crimes I admitted to and my boy Matt here is getting appointed to the House Judiciary Committee? source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 112   Mon November 21, 2022       The right's writing is increasingly normalizing the eventual indictment of Trump source: thehill.com   |   share: 120         Texas customs agents check case of beer, find out why Lone Star tastes like monkey piss source: cnn.com   |   share: 27   Sun November 20, 2022       Why bother even owning a clock in the only industrialized country where this regularly happens? Five dead, multiple wounded in shooting at Colorado Springs gay nightclub source: cnn.com   |   share: 469         Any chance we could just get them both to take a dive? source: huffpost.com   |   share: 46         Members of master race fail to master 7 proxies source: cnn.com   |   share: 43   Sat November 19, 2022       MAGA maniac arrested for murder threat source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 95   Fri November 18, 2022       TFG sounds like he ACTUALLY believed that announcing his candidacy was going to shield him against prosecution, proving that he really is that dumb source: foxnews.com   |   share: 127         "Many details on the original image remain redacted - a clear sign that Trump was sharing some of the U.S. government's most prized intelligence on social media" source: npr.org   |   share: 134         Secret Chinese police stations are in the US secretly Chinesely policing, says the FBI source: theguardian.com   |   share: 60         Man who runs Area 51 website has homes raided by FBI, USAF OSI. "I believe the search, executed with completely unnecessary force by overzealous government agents, was meant as a message to silence the Area 51 research community" source: airforcetimes.com   |   share: 67   Wed November 16, 2022       The Department of Justice is wicked pissed at Masshole cops in Worcester source: theroot.com   |   share: 45   Mon November 14, 2022       The reason Trump is convinced that these Tax cases and DOJ investigations are nothing more than political hit jobs designed to make him look bad, is because that's what HE would do, correction, ACTUALLY DID source: huffpost.com   |   share: 55         Sex, drugs, and kickbacks: Inside the DEA's acceptance that the war on drugs is a stupid and unwinnable war source: apnews.com   |   share: 52   Sun November 13, 2022       Dumbarse source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 20   Sat November 12, 2022       When the headline is about Putin and backstabbing, you never know if it's literal or figurative source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 24         Before the Supreme Court rules they can't regulate labor practices anymore, the Department of Labor finds 31 kids working in an Upton Sinclair nightmare source: yahoo.com   |   share: 30   Fri November 11, 2022       FBI denies being enforcer of TFG's and DeSantis's election fraud source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 51         Fraud experts alarmed Trump misused the DOJ to literally disrupt Florida's elections in 2018 source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com   |   share: 82   Thu November 10, 2022       Connecticut couple holds up 30 gas stations/mini marts over 5 week period. And they say nobody wants to work anymore source: nbcconnecticut.com   |   share: 30         Couple sentenced for trying to sell nuclear secrets for $100,000 in cryptocurrency. No word on how many BlyaatCoin that works out to source: kiro7.com   |   share: 53   Wed November 09, 2022       People who get charged $147 for two Tylenol tablets will get ideas source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 18         The "freedom convoy" disrupted life in Canada, but they didn't do it alone - the cops were secretly helping source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 54         The last polls closed at 1am EST, so when is Garland gonna get off his a$$ and file charges against TFG? This is your Eeyore/Pollyanna/ANGH/Real Soon Now discussion thread source: justice.gov   |   share: 231   Tue November 08, 2022       A Nigerian non-prince just got 11 years in prison for money laundering. Apparently, it was a scam. Bonus: his last name is Hushpuppi source: cnn.com   |   share: 33         Please do not put your tasers, grenades, and knives in the overhead compartment. For your safety, put them under the seat ahead of you before the flight. Thank you source: counton2.com   |   share: 13   Mon November 07, 2022       Don Jr. makes a campaign donation source: msn.com   |   share: 43         Personal details, photos of 29 Tampa Bay residents arrested for involvement in 1/6 US Capitol terrorist attack. Bonus: Number of registered Democrats source: projects.tampabay.com   |   share: 188   Sun November 06, 2022       Oh nothing, just Homeland Security admitting it tried to manufacture fake terrorists for Trump. Totally normal behavior. You probably shouldn't even read this source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 107         Hey, y'all, turns out that performing a C-Section is way harder than it looks on the TV source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 44         None of this would have made sense 20 years ago: bootleg ebook site goes viral on TikTok, resulting in domains seized by LE source: bleepingcomputer.com   |   share: 35   Fri November 04, 2022       "Former" cocaine addict and "pillow" salesman still won't be able to use phone app to get discounts at Hardee's source: cnn.com   |   share: 16   Thu November 03, 2022       If Trump runs for president again the DOJ is likely to appoint Special Council 2: Electric Boogaloo source: cnn.com   |   share: 99         I hate NJ Nazis source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: 75         That Q-believer MAGAT who attacked Paul Pelosi and wanted to break nancy's kneecaps? He didn't even vote in the "stolen" election, because he was an illegal alien....from Canada. I for one say it's aboot time that we built that wall, eh? source: msn.com   |   share: 113   Wed November 02, 2022       Perhaps this is why Snyder is suddenly willing to sell source: espn.com   |   share: 25         Stewart Rhodes was really pushing hard for Trump to invoke the Insurrection Act source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 113         Butthead Boogaloo Boy backer busted source: msn.com   |   share: 43         Kansas has investigated its Self and found he did something wrong source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 9         Founders of True the Vote are jailed for contempt of court for failing to turn over information to a voting tech company that is suing them for slander. But if you unscrew the statisticals you'll see that the judge was wrong and they are free to go source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 58         Someone at Apple watched "Office Space" and got more than just a stapler source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: 9         Political candidate beaten in his driveway, political rhetoric suggests it's open season on Democrats, let's analyze correlation vs causation source: vice.com   |   share: 128   Tue November 01, 2022       John Durham's investigation has finally uncovered a crime: Corruption committed by a certain individual that goes by the name "John Durham" and has be...hey, wait a minute source: newrepublic.com   |   share: 25         Former heavyweight boxer charged with trying to bring 22 TONS of cocaine into the US. That is indeed some heavy weight source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 57         Duh. What's the point of a surveillance state if you can't keep tabs on protesters? source: kptv.com   |   share: 44   Mon October 31, 2022       Congress upset that a few citizens got some extra scraps is looking at introducing a digital ID. PPP loan fraud still no problem though source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 55         FBI identifies 'Lady of the Dunes' nearly 50 years after her mutilated body was found near Provincetown, MA. Still no leads on the killer, though Harkonnen is rumored to be lawyering up source: wcvb.com   |   share: 36         Poll workers nervously anticipate asshattery from "observers" hopped up on two years of election lies source: apnews.com   |   share: 134         Hammer Man had zip-ties and duct tape with him when he broke into the Pelosis' house. "Common visitation tools" according to Megyn Kelly, Tucker Carlson source: cnn.com   |   share: 142   Sun October 30, 2022       Law enforcement agencies finally realize democracy is in peril source: politico.com   |   share: 65   Sat October 29, 2022       Speak softly and carry a big prosecutor source: ca.finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 44   Fri October 28, 2022       The treason is coming from inside the house source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 48         Operation Hans Gruber nets 25 arrests and thousands of grams of cocaine. Yippee ki yay motherfarkers source: wtvy.com   |   share: 35         Phrasing got shivved in c-block of Atlanta's federal penitentiary source: wsbtv.com   |   share: 20   Thu October 27, 2022       Sen. Bob Menendez (D-NJ) is under federal criminal investigation ... again. Come on, this IS New Jersey source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 35   Wed October 26, 2022       Attention parents: No one is giving out expensive fentanyl to your kids on Halloween. No one source: gpb.org   |   share: 111         By now over half the men in Michigan have been convicted of trying to kidnap Gov. Gretchen Whitmer source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: 119         Sen. Marco Rubio calls on Republicans to use their oversight role to investigate 2020 BLM riots when they regain the majority source: upnorthlive.com   |   share: 138   Tue October 25, 2022       Former DOD Chief of Staff and current Trump lackey Kash Patel to the media: I was there when Trump issued the order declassifying all those docs he had at Mar a Lago. DOJ: Can you say that again to this grand jury? Patel: Fif source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 109         Trump: Judge Cannon, I need a Special Master to review all these documents the FBI seized because they are protected by attorney-client privilege. Special Master: which documents, specifically? Trump: Err, um,,, you know what? Never mind source: usatoday.com   |   share: 143   Mon October 24, 2022       The Department of Justice on Monday will announce U.S. action targeting "malign influence schemes and alleged criminal activity" by a "nation-state actor," it said in a statement, without naming the entity. 1:30pm et announcement source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 667         Worried that your Monday is passing by and you haven't even come close to hitting your outrage quota yet? Well, here's something for you to chew on: You know the New York Times' election day recipes? They're actually just regular recipes source: slate.com   |   share: 7   Sat October 22, 2022       PAC man flounder source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 30   Fri October 21, 2022       She does know her fraud source: wsoctv.com   |   share: 20         How bad is the current Texas AG? Well in endorsing his challenger the Dallas Morning News said: "There is little we can find to recommend Rochelle Garza for attorney general except that she is not Ken Paxton. Frankly, that's enough" source: dallasnews.com   |   share: 38         Kooked-up 9/11 conspiracist and lawyer from Long Island charged with 6 felony counts for role in Jan. 6 riot at the Capitol in Washington source: gothamist.com   |   share: 26         Matt Gaetz uncorks new conspiracy theory to explain why Trump's 'witch-hunt' claim was debunked in court source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 43         The worst lawyers complain to their hand picked Special Master who tells them to go get their shine box, and hurry up source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: 98         The exception to the headline question rule source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 19         It turns out the state police captain who insisted he arrived a few minutes before the Uvalde gunman was killed was there 77 minutes earlier. Preventing his own strike team from entering source: cnn.com   |   share: 43   Thu October 20, 2022       Man holding world record for most consecutive nights spent sleeping on the couch predicts Trump is going to melt down soon source: mediaite.com   |   share: 67         DOJ: Mo' money, mo problems source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 50   Wed October 19, 2022       FBI is in your news, raiding your producers source: rollingstone.com   |   share: 97   Tue October 18, 2022       "Where's the beef?' source: msn.com   |   share: 30         Igor found not guilty of lying to the FBI in a major blow to Durham's "investigation" and a major boon to Dr. Frankenstein's future experiments source: cnn.com   |   share: 120         We always have a quick reaction force ready with guns to rush in if we need them at any demonstration anywhere in the US. Wait is that less or more terrifying? source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 58   Mon October 17, 2022       For some unknown reason, people have a slight increase in animosity towards police officers in America. No one seems to know why that is. I guess we'll never know source: cnn.com   |   share: 250   Sat October 15, 2022       Obi-John Durham's failure is complete source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 48   Fri October 14, 2022       Secret Service member had multiple totally normal, not at all creepy or concerning phone calls with Oath Keepers source: cnbc.com   |   share: 56   Thu October 13, 2022       Transported migrants may be on a path to citizenship because of DeSantis' flights, which was all part of the plan, right? Right? source: politico.com   |   share: 29         Elon Musk under federal investigation for douchebaggery related to the Twitter deal source: sfchronicle.com   |   share: 21         Sure, Jan source: washingtonexaminer.com   |   share: 65         "Judge concerned that juror is flirting with defendant in Whitmer kidnap trial" source: freep.com   |   share: 45         Trump threatened to out confidential sources from Russia investigation. Aaaand they're dead source: rollingstone.com   |   share: 93         After DOJ review, the 200,000 pages of documents Trump said the DOJ seized turned out to be 21,792 pages. DOJ refuses comment on his dick being 1 inch long source: cnn.com   |   share: 32         Pro-tip to Special Prosecutor John Dunham: If you are going to charge someone with lying to an FBI agent, it's probably best to make sure the FBI agent in question hasn't given sworn testimony to the U.S. Senate saying he didn't think the defendant lied source: apnews.com   |   share: 32   Wed October 12, 2022       After being shown camera footage, TFG staffer confesses to the FBI that he Move-a-Cargo around Mar-a-Lago on TFG's orders source: cnn.com   |   share: 79         Dudley Do-Right found in undercover operation at Montana gunshow. Doing what he was not supposed to be doing source: mrctv.org   |   share: 160         "Noted sane person" at which point Subby laughed soda all over the place source: abovethelaw.com   |   share: 62   Tue October 11, 2022       2020: Area MAGA claims "Antifa", "BLM" and "Biden supporters" vandalized his property. 2022: Area MAGA pleads guilty to making the whole thing up source: justice.gov   |   share: 62         Man falsely claimed he was a billionaire, a Harvard MBA, and a special forces veteran to commit $35 million fraud. Authorities became suspicious when he didn't launch a Senate campaign source: cnbc.com   |   share: 47         It was simple possession for personal use, Your Honor source: reviewjournal.com   |   share: 37   Mon October 10, 2022       Russian man with ties to Mar-a-Lago spy lady is shot by SOMEONE WE DON'T KNOW WHO, in a parking lot. "As far as I know, he has never worked and is involved in some unclear activities" source: montrealgazette.com   |   share: 42         TFG: The GSA packed all the boxes, I can't be blamed or prosecuted for their mistake. GSA: We didn't pack the boxes, we just moved them after you wrapped them in hideous green shrink wrap source: cnn.com   |   share: 65         Guess what the guys who wanted to kidnap Governor Whitmer due to COVID restrictions are afraid of catching while in prison? source: axios.com   |   share: 115   Sun October 09, 2022       Using an oscillating fan with a hidden camera to record myself dealing vast amounts of meth is the best idea I ever had source: al.com   |   share: 33

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