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Fri May 25, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rudy "Kamikaze" Guiliani: Oh Trump's lawyer only crashed that secret briefing about the FBI's informant because Trump ordered him to. What? What did I say? Why is everyone looking at me?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
To the surprise of no one, Trump has zero proof to back up his 'Spygate' blather
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Fireworks accident season has arrived
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Two Scoops continues blocking Twitter users, despite a federal judge ruling it's illegal, because he thinks he is above the law
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Don Cheeto sent his consigliere to the Gang of Eight briefing this morning
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The autonomous Uber SUV that killed an Arizona pedestrian in March spotted the woman about six seconds before hitting her. Unfortunately the "Kill no humans" directive had been disabled
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(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
NY Funky Taxi Corp. is not just an awesome name for an 80's throwback tribute rap band, It's also the reason the Trump Organization may be facing conspiracy charges
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump told a confidant that he wanted to brand the FBI informant a "spy" because he thought it made it sound more nefarious and would help him turn public opinion against the probe
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Largest arrest in Rhode Island history totals at 49 people, which is basically everyone in Rhode Island
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Well you know that old saying: keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and don't speak to your client for weeks at a time while you make an ass out of yourself and him in public
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(Vox)
 
 
 
59 percent of Americans believe Mueller's investigation has found nothing so far
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Traffic on Fox and Breitbart just dropped by 90 percent
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Wed May 23, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The city leaders of West Hollywood CA, will present porn star Stormy Daniels with a Key to the City, instead of one to their secret apartment in the hills as is more traditional
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sanders explains that the reason no Democratic Congress critters were invited to the briefing about the FBI's informant is: They didn't ask. Adding that it's unclear why Democrats would "consider themselves randomly invited to see something they never asked to"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mueller's team tells court it is ready for PapaSmurfuffalos sentencing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you have a couple of hundreds of thousands of dollars and want some sweet top secret intelligence, good news, Jared Kushner got his security clearance restored today
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The FBI's "highest priority seems to have been protecting Trump from being damaged"
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
People in Trump's orbit have become convinced that anti-Trump forces in the F.B.I. entrapped his advisers using informants to plant evidence about Russian collusion
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Tue May 22, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sam Clovis talks, says the informant talked to him "like they were in the faculty lounge" discussing data and research. Also, he was afraid the guy may have been setting up a breadcrumb trail for investigators concerned about, you know, treason
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(Politico)
 
 
 
This is an argument Manafort's lawyers are actually trying: Mueller team member Andrew Weissman MUST be the source of all the leaks about the investigation, because a month before Mueller was appointed, as part of his job, he met with AP reporters
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen's business partner agrees to cooperate as part of plea deal. Oh, and he's Russian. But, hey, who isn't these days?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Not only can you get scammed by "buy gold" and "get rich quick" scams on right-wing sites, but now on left-wing sites too. What a country
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
CIA, FBI, and NSA: We concluded Russia definitely farked with our election to help Trump in our report last year. DHS: There's a report? Sen. Mark Warner: Oh FFS seriously people?
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
House Republicans call for special investigator to investigate the special investigation
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN: Home of the bipartisan shouting match
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Who's ready for a constitutional crisis?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"You're all going down. You know who you are. Mark my word"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing, just the FBI investigating whether Missouri governor Eric Greitens might have attempted to bribe state lawmakers to vote against his impeachment
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rep. Matt Goetz: "Jeff Sessions is suffering from Stockholm Syndrome." But I thought Finland hated the Russians
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Homicide victim's body found by mushroom pickers. Friends say he was a fun guy. I'll let myself out
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
And now, some fearmongering about Mueller overstepping his bounds in a story about him filing motions
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump: The FBI planted a secret informer in my campaign to make it look like the Russians were infiltrating it Reality: The FBI warned the Trump campaign that Russians were trying to infiltrate it long before the election even happened
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Stopping Mueller to protect us all. Warning: the stupid it burns
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Out of the frying pan and into the fire?
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Sun May 20, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mueller: September (Narrator: he said no such thing)
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(Haaretz)
 
 
 
Mueller is investigating Trump-Israel
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Sat May 19, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Bad: Airline passenger punches dog. Worse: It was a service dog. Worster: For a deaf woman. Worsterer: he also punched the woman in the stomach. Worsterest: she's pregnant
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Gubernatorial candidate's 'deportation bus' breaks down during tour." This, students, is what writers call "foreshadowing"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYT knows the name of the FBI informant but refuses to name him out of fear for their safety from rabid grapefruit farkers
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Somebody "at the top of the Treasury Department" hid Cohen's suspicious transactions from the FBI, the DEA, and the NY District Attorney
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Another Stoner subpoena'd. Bummer, man
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen tries to have Michael Avenatti should be barred from Cohen case due to 'smearing' Trump lawyer on TV, attorneys saybarred from case, citing as legal precedent: "It's the best we could come up with this time"
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Fri May 18, 2018
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Man lies to FBI about being kidnapped by motorcycle gang, just wanted to start a new life, gets his wish
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: if you're going to call in bomb threats to mosques, the FBI is in possession of a cunning technology known as "caller ID"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Reports of shots fired at Trump golf course. One person in custody, no reports of injuries
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity declares the end of the Mueller Probe and the total exoneration of his Sugar Daddy. For those of you keeping score at home, this is the 365th time he has said that in the past year
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump would happily tell the truth, if only people would stop calling him a liar
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Everyone said I was daft to build a Manafort on a swamp, but I built in all the same. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Let us go then, you and I / With this memo spread out against the sky / Unredacted upon a table
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
D.B. Cooper mystery finally solved. Again
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Here's all of the witchery exposed in year one of the Mueller investigation
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends & Trump play a game of telephone, with trolltastic consequences
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Giuliani: We would be the 'laughing stock of lawyers' if we let Trump testify. Would be?
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Wed May 16, 2018
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Students work to find "bible belt strangler." Step one - look for man with huge belt of bibles
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Former and current mayor of Atlanta embroiled in federal corruption probe
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
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Tue May 15, 2018
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
FBI crime stats show 142 hate crimes against straight people. Fark: literally all of them either couldn't be verified or were actually anti-gay hate crimes
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(Wired)
 
 
 
November 1968: a newly minted Marine officer arrives in Vietnam. December 1968: Lieutenant Robert Mueller leads his troops into a vicious battle, killing the opposing battalion commander and most of his staff. For the first time, here is their story
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Mon May 14, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
President Trump does this one thing at least 20 times per day
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump asks for better "TV lawyers". The way things are going for him he'd be hard pressed to find someone that's an expert in bird law
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
So there's a million dollars in cash somewhere in Minneapolis-St Paul International Airport
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Oh but of course she did: "Education Dept. dismantles team focused on fraud at for-profit colleges" *spit*
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Hawaii police find lots of guns and 800 rounds of ammo in hotel room, but let the guy go because he claimed he's a federal agent hunting terrorists
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Sun May 13, 2018
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
You guys ever hear about something called autoblog? It's a news blog about cars. Pretty niche, right? Well they got some news about Mueller interviewing the Ford corporation about Michael Cohen's LLC
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Sat May 12, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Seriously, Rudy...you're really not helping. Like to the point where we're starting to think you're really a Democratic plant to bring down the Trump administration from the inside and...hey...that kinda makes sense...hmmm
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
From the "What the Fark" case files: court rules against the FBI, saying the Feds can't threaten to deport legal immigrants and add them to the no-fly-list for the heinous crime of refusing to become informants
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Fri May 11, 2018
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Sheriff learns you can't lend out jail inmates for personal work at county officials' homes
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Novartis CEO: I have made a *terrible* mistake
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And here's a story about GOP megadonor, Beau Bridges doppelganger, and Cohen fall guy, Elliot Broidy, operating an illegal private security company in Florida, because why the hell not at this point?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Nunes-DOJ showdown on hold either because Devin ran out of grapefruit or because DOJ gave him what's what on just how royally f*cked him and the rest of the grapefruit f*ckers on the House Intel Committee are
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham accuses the media of embarrassing itself
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The subpoena from Devin Nunes (R-ussia) requests "all documents" related to a longtime CIA and FBI intelligence source. "That is the only material the subpoena seeks"
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Russian troll farm pleads not guilty, organizes rally to prevent Mueller from eating more babies
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Will it be a bloody Harvest for Phillip and Elizabeth? Is Stan's wife a spy or just really creepy? Will Henry ever be relevant? Is anyone still watching? It's The Americans' fourth-to-last episode, 10 PM Eastern
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Dear Presidential Advisers: If you plan to perjure yourself, that does not make an interview a "perjury trap"
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Mon May 07, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Can someone send Trump a dictionary so he can look up the meaning of obstruction? Make sure it's a child's dictionary with pictures
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Rosenstein and top F.B.I. officials have come to suspect" "some lawmakers were using their oversight authority to gain intelligence about that investigation so that it could be shared with the White House", which was obvious to Farkers months ago
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Sun May 06, 2018
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump visibly agitated as Mueller is interviewing his friends
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Fri May 04, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes stopped reading right there
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Judge in Manafort hearing: WITCH HUNT
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Thu May 03, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump keeps digging. Giuliani screwed the pooch. Cohen's phones and texts were tapped. Mueller is going after Stone and Page. WaPo called Trump a liar. This is your MSNBC discussion thread, kicking off @ 8pm ET
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Yeah, about that Cohen wiretap: There wasn't one
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(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
Any lawyers care to explain what this means besides "buy shares in Orville Redenbacher"?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Comey criticizes Giuliani for comparing FBI agents to 'stormtroopers', says they have better aim for starters
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Lordy, there are taps! (Narrator, Morgan Freeman): "But actually there were no taps"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WaPo: we didn't bother learning much about Trump before the election, who imagined there would be so many problems?
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(The Week)
 
 
 
"Women are from Venus, men are from Gillette." Rudy helpfully explains why Kush can fit under public transit
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Shep Smith says Fox News is staging a concerted effort to influence Trump to avoid a Mueller interview. Sounds like they think Trump is chicken. Bok bok buh-GOCK
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Wed May 02, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
I'll give you 9-11 reasons why Trump has the worst farkin' lawyer
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
All in all, it's another entry on the wall. Ty Cobb leaves, Trump may actually have to face a Grand Jury, and, well, I declare tonight's animal to be the honey badger. It's your weeknightly MSNBC discussion thread, starting at 8pm ET
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen affiliated cab companies including Smoochie Cab Corp., Lady Laura Hacking Corp. and Mad Dog Cab Corp owe the state of New York $280K in back income taxes
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Alan Dershowitz reluctantly reveals Trump might be screwed
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Brooklyn jail guard hoisted on his own enormous, hook-shaped, easily identifiable petard
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I think they should understand by now that the Department of Justice is not going to be extorted. We're going to do what's required by the rule of law, and any kind of threats that anybody makes are not going to affect the way we do our job"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What does Mueller know?
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Since Trump and Hannity don't pay Michael Cohen for his lawyering, how does he pay the bills? Helping people who run insurance fraud scams. Because of course he does
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Robert Mueller waiting to the last possible moment to tap Ivanka Trump
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wait, what happens in two mont- O_O Holy crap, Mueller's delivering an Independence Day present for America
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Who has a lawyer that misspelled president?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Did Cohen just admit the National Enquirer messages were true?
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Apparently, Liberty University has "professors," and one of them thinks that Pizzagate needs to be investigated by the FBI
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Here's a list of questions that Mueller wants to ask Trump. Let's suggest some more
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Watertown Daily Times)
 
 
 
Head of ICE iced, baby
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Damn this weather. All these defamation lawsuits making the outlook so Stormy
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Trey Gowdy says Yeah, we issued a report but it ain't all that, and if you want to know what really happened then wait for Mueller's report
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Sun April 29, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
MMA fighter with links to Trump, Cohen is questioned by FBI. And in case you were wondering why, just take a guess what country Fedor Emelianenko is from
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Sat April 28, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Stormy Daniels' lawsuit put on hold so more important indictments can be filed
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Fri April 27, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Misha Flypp and son had a private meeting at Kislyak's house before they went to an RT gala. Wait, i think I've seen this episode of The Americans
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(CNN)
 
 
 
House Intelligence Committee releases final Russia report: "No collusion no collusion. You're the collusion. The Deep State took all my grapefruits, now how am I supposed to entertain myself this weekend?"
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Why the Joy Reid scandal matters. Hint: It's not because of what she wrote 10 years ago
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Thu April 26, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump's tremendous, best words he used on Fox and Friends are now being used against him by prosecutors in the Cohen-SDNY case. Bill Cosby found guilty of putting his pudding pop where it don't belong. It's your MSNBC thread. Fun starts at 8 p.m. ET
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
FISA court denied more surveillance requests last year than in its entire previous history. Wonder who they think they're protecting
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Attorney representing Stormy Daniels, says it was "hugely damaging" for Trump to acknowledge Michael Cohen represented him in Daniels's case, especially while live on 'Fox & Friends'
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Federal prosecutors would like to thank Trump and Hannity for claiming that Cohen did little to no work for them. It will really speed up those attorney-client privilege claims the two of you previously made
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani's plan to end the Russia probe just collapsed, becoming the third thing to crumble on his watch due to lack of shared intelligence
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Giuliani opens talks with Mueller to cite the reasons, perhaps from 9 to 11 of them, why Trump might not want to sit down for an interview
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Wed April 25, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
One... two... three... four... FiF
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
James Comey's tell-all memoir sells 600,000 copies in its first week, which is roughly one for every lie Trump has uttered since taking office
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Hey, anyone seen Jared or Ivanka lately?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Golden State Killer may have finally been caught. Thank you, Michelle McNamara
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mueller exceeded the limits of his Special Counsel authority by having the FBI investigate Paul Manafort in 2013 and 2014
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
James Comey has retained the services of Patrick Fitzgerald, a.k.a. the prosecutor who put Scooter Libby away
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Flipping Cohen may not be so easy. Flipping Cohen off still immensely satisfying
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Mon April 23, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Search continues for Waffle House shooter, as authorities have no idea where he is but suspect he's not wearing pants
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Look, we're not saying we will fire Mueller, we're just saying we could. All options are on the table"
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"So, even though it sounds strange, porn improved my relationship with my daughter in ways I couldn't have imagined"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In today's edition of "Is He Lying or is it Dementia?" Trump denies ever speaking to a reporter who has interviewed him multiple times
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Mueller team: LOL
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Forget three-dimensional chess. Heck, you can ever forget about checkers. We're beginning to realize the GOP probably couldn't figure out how to play tiddly-winks or hopscotch ... in fact, tether-ball may be beyond their current skill level
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Fri April 20, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's legal team preparing for the inevitable
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The "Sue-You-Choo-Choo" just added another car. Stormy suing Trump for defamation
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Who knew being an adulterer could be so difficult for the president
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Smallville cultist Chloe collared
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani says he hopes to speak to Mueller and have his investigation wrapped up "in a week or two"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trumpenfuror pressed KKKeebler Elf to fire FBI agents for sending anti-Trump texts
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
According to one of the most accurate polls available, President Trump's approval rating highest in months. This is what Trumpanistas really think
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Thu April 19, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The odds Trump will be able to end the Mueller probe are now 9/11
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"After the meeting, Trump told some of his closest advisers that it's not the right time to remove either man since he's not a target of the probe." He just doesn't know how to shut up
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Manafort files to have all charges dismissed; rolls boulder up hill
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
ATF issues a warning to all stagecoaches, old-timey banks, and roadrunners in Pennsylvania as someone stole about 700lbs of dynamite from a construction site near Lancaster
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Even most of Trump's staunchest defenders and strongest allies are worried about the possibility of Cohen "flipping"-and implicit in that worry is the assumption that Cohen is crooked as hell and there was nothing legitimate about his work for Trump
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
GOP working to ensure Trump fires Mueller
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The three right-wing "totally not domestic terrorists" who plotted to kill Somali Muslim refugees in Kansas found "totally not innocent". Next up, "totally not getting out of prison before death"
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Wed April 18, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In all fairness, Ms McCain, crossdressing isn't everyone's cup of tea
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
For some reason, a reporter is saying the Pittsburgh police were warned to wear riot gear tomorrow, if by some chance a popular prosecutor working on a high profile case gets fired. Which would probably be good advice for Fark's servers, too
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump: Stormy's sketch is fake. It doesn't even look like the guy we paid to scare her
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Just when you thought your penis couldn't get any more erect: "Last's Week's Raids May Be the Least of Cohen's Problems"
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Tue April 17, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Corey Lewandowski blames James Comey for not protecting Boston from the Marathon terror bombing, which took place months before Comey became FBI Director. Then he gets really stupid
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Some ex-FBI agents say that Comey is hurting the FBI by publicly clashing with Trump, you know, not the repeated attempts by Trump to politicize the agency, or fire anyone investigating him
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Let's play "Six Degrees of Separation" between Sean Hannity and Russia: Hannity has secret comms with Assange. Assange sold his soul to Moscow for some putang and the latest issue of "How to be a douche" magazine. Wow, that was quick
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Like abused kids whose alcoholic dad was "laid off" again, Trump's aides are bracing for the worst as he heads to Mar-a-Lago: "Someone should say a prayer for them because Mar-A-Lago is the last place they want Trump spending his time this week"
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
No matter what sides you're on, Comey's right about one thing. The President of the United States demanding Americans get arrested, jailed because he doesn't like them, for what they say can never be normal
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
After being named as one of Michael Cohen's client, Sean Hannity claimed on air : "Michael Cohen never represented me in any legal matter, I never retained his services" Which, by definition, would make him not a client. So is Cohen lying or Hannity?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Broadband adviser picked by FCC Chairman Ajit Pai arrested on fraud charges
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Mon April 16, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Well, Hannity is Cohen's mystery client. Sean is saying Michael didn't really represent him. Oh dear lord. It's going to be a crazy week and it's only your Monday MSNBC thread. The party starts at 8 p.m. ET, but the bar is always now open for you
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Here's what we all need, a timeline of Trump's insulting Comey nicknames. Yes, this is our bully President with his bully pulpit (Twitter)
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Apparently, Hannity has never watched his own show
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Sun April 15, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Here come old Comey, he come grooving up slowly, he's got an interviewer, says he's no wrongdoer, he got facts down to his knees, got to be a joker, he just says what he please. This is YOUR official Comey Together interview thread, ABC@10PM EDT
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Somebody must be stuck in the house, unable to go golfing
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The latest Gallup poll showing Trump's approval rating hits a new record
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Stormy Daniels: porn star turned master troll
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee says Trump's decision to pardon Scooter Libby was an act of courage
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Fri April 13, 2018
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Cohen: I was never in Prague in 2016. Mueller: You sure about that?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Uh Oh, the FBI had covert search warrants on Michael Cohen's email addresses for "Months". Grab your folding chair and approach the thread in a "This is going to be good" fashion
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I.G. finds former FBI deputy director Andrew McCabe repeatedly misled investigators. Tweetarrhea coming
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Rod: Do your worst, you traitorous cheeto
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Trump has James Comey and Robert Mueller exactly where he wants them
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Let's see what Fox News thinks of James Comey's new book
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Conservative radio host is convinced that Mueller is jealous of that which cannot be seen with the naked eye
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
In today's episode of, "The Stupid at Fox News, It Burns," Michael Cohen is a member of ISIS, and that's why the FBI raided his home and office
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Thu April 12, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Next up to be discredited by the uncredible White House: Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYPost gets a copy of Comey's book. Yes, it is true. Comey peed on Trump's sofa
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mueller and Trump teams are no longer expecting to sit down for an interview. Shocking
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Fark needs an "Obviunlikely" tag as Trump says he can fire Mueller but then denies that he wants to
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hannity: Mueller Crime Family. Rest of world: hahaha!
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(Time)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg reveals Cambridge Analytica acquired his personal data, which reportedly includes his model number, operating system version, and build date
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rosenstein just gave Nunes plenty of reasons to buy his neighborhood grocery store's entire grapefruit inventory
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon reportedly has an elaborate plan to cripple Mueller's Russia probe. And by 'elaborate' all he's come up with is firing Rod Rosenstein
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Wed April 11, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The White House says they hold Syria & Russia responsible for the chemical attack. Theresa May orders submarines to move within missile range of Syria. Paul Ryan to spend more time at the gym. It's your MSNBC thread. Fun starts at 8 PM ET. Doors now open
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Apparently one of the things the FBI agents who raided Mickey Cohen's office were looking for was any records Cohen had related to the now-famous "Access Hollywood" tape
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
If you were wondering what exactly the likely implications of the raid on Cohen's office are, what they might have been looking for, and how it might tie back to Trump, here is your answer
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Noted citrus fancier Devin Nunes is threatening to "impeach" Rod Rosenstein and FBI director Christopher Wray if they don't hand over the document showing exactly who Mueller is authorized to investigate-which he needs because,..err..reasons
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Federal authorities in Atlanta said they seized 500 pounds of meth concealed inside wax Disney character figurines which may explain Donald Duck's anger issues
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There was a second attempt to fire Mueller in December
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
A look at all the Trump aides under investigation, indicted, or otherwise doomed
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen denounces jackbooted FBI thugs as "respectful" and "courteous" agents who knocked on the door instead of storming the office
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Are reporters trying to get Trump to fire Mueller by yelling questions at him about firing Mueller? Is Trump an easily manipulated man-child?
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Tue April 10, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There's a storm coming, Mr. Trump. You and your friends better batten down the hatches, because when it hits, you're all gonna wonder how you ever thought you could get away with it all
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(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
What Did Trump's Body Language Say as He Slammed Raid on Personal Lawyer's Office? You know, other than the fact that he's guilty as sin
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The search warrant used to raid Manafort's house is unsealed as Manafort challenges its validity in court, including the bit where agents were authorized to seize records "pertaining to any of the attendees of the June 9 2016 meeting at Trump Tower"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well at least Rand Paul ADMITS he's a hypocrite, which.. is kinda refreshing: "I may or may not have been as consistent back {during Whitewater}, to tell you the truth, but I've come to believe that now these special prosecutors have too much power"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nothing
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Inside the West Wing cage with the enraged President Orangutan
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Hey guys, I have an idea: I'll leave a popular HBO show, get stupid drunk, call in a fake bomb threat and face up to five years in prison. Let's do this
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
For some reason, Trump now feels less inclined to sit down with Robert Mueller for an interview
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"The feds are treating Cohen like a mob lawyer". Hey, anyone know how long it took to arrest/convict John Gotti after Mueller got his lawyer investigated as an accomplice?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sessions could have stopped the Cohen raid
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"If Cohen had a lump of coal in his ass the moment those search warrants arrived, he could have popped out a diamond"...this and other great lines on how Michael Cohen is responding to the FBI raid yesterday
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Mon April 09, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
If you had Michael Cohen as the next in Trump's circle to have offices raided, come own down and claim your prize, which originated with questionable sources and was routed through an LLC, and only after you've signed an NDA
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"A source inside the Trump administration" tell Reuters that Arizona's election systems were hacked in 2016 by Definitely Not the Russians, say the investigation has currently shifted to checking out all the 400-lb IT-savvy guys living in the US
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Joy Reid, "What if Trump refuses to be arrested by Federal Marshals?" What if C-A-T spelled dog?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump was right: killer opioids ARE flooding into our country across our unprotected border. Difficulty: he picked the WRONG border, and his wall is being built 2,000+ plus miles south of where it would need to be to do any good
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
The Border Patrol has thousands of job openings it can't fill. If only there were a pool of labor nearby willing to do the jobs Americans won't do
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Remember that scene in 'Lord of War' where Ethan Hawke finds all of Nick Cage's paperwork, detailing all his crimes in horrible detail? Well, that happened, only it was Mueller and Manafort. Place your bets on when he flips
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Fri April 06, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
All your Backpage are belong to U.S.
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mueller seizes Paul's Moneyfort
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
3 KS men on trial for plotting the massacre of local Muslims are going with the defense that they were all talk and weren't actually going to do it. So it doesn't help that one told a undercover FBI agent:"We're already farking domestic terrorists"
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Looking for a new house in the Sacramento area? A hundred new listings just came on the market
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Mueller team searches and questions Russian oligarch at a New York airport, finds progressively smaller oligarchs nested inside
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Montana residents given Easter eggs containing neo-Nazi leaflets, presumably from basket of deplorables
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Wed April 04, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
You down with MSNBC? Yeah, you know me! Who down with MSNBC? Every news Junkie! This party starting at 8ET. Free booze with a $83 cover charge
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Known Russian intelligence asset teamed up with a D.C. lobbyist. No, not Paulie Walnuts or Rick "is it gonna hurt, Bob?" Gates
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Manafort's lawyer on his lawsuit to dismiss Mueller's charges against him: I don't know if we have any rationale for this
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"If I were Trump, I'd be wetting my pants right now"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump remains a subject of Mueller's investigation, but is not considered a target...yet
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Tue April 03, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mueller goes all Footnote No. 6 Code of Federal Regulations under 28 C.F.R. § 600.4 on Trump. OH SNAP
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(AP News)
 
 
 
It's a good thing that everyone in the current administration follows the best practices for cellphone security
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Hi, I'm Andrew McCabe. After my recent firing, I would appreciate even one dollar for my legal fu-WHOA WHOA WHOA, it's ok, I'm good"
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
George Pappasmurfalos meets random guy at night club, tells him that Jeff Sessions not only knew but encouraged him to meet with Russians to find out what dirt they had on Hillary. Oh yeah, at least 3 people have contradicted Sessions testimony
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Christie: Look, Donald, if you keep this up, you're going to jai-...you know what? You do you, Donnie. You do you
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former FBI agent says Fox is damaging the agency, Scully better represents their approach to investigation
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Wisconsin senator says something stupid about Mueller
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Fri March 30, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fake cop shoots real cop, real cops shoot fake cop. Confused? You won't be after this week's episode of Kentucky Cops
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington and Democracy 21 have filed a criminal complaint against Steve Bannon, the Trump campaign, the John Bolton Super PAC, Cambridge Analytica, Alexander Nix, and SCL Elections
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
James Earl Ray was framed for the assassination of Martin Luther King, Jr. This worldview brought to you by: a) Modern-day neo-Nazis and white nationalists, b) Deep-state conspiracy theorists, or c) MLK's family
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
George W. Bush's ethics lawyer: "We're going to have people going to the slammer over this, the question is who, and how high up this is going to reach...the notion there's no collusion is just ridiculous"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A quick look at Mueller's team reveals one inevitable conclusion, if Trump or any of his associates did anything wrong, they are well and truly farked
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(WPTV)
 
NewsFlash
 
Pulse Nightclub gunman's wife found not guilty
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
After being fired by Attorney General Jeff Sessions, Andrew McCabe sets up legal defense fund. Subby sets up popcorn maker
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Thu March 29, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Austin Police Chief solves the riddle, 'What do you call a white guy who detonates bombs in an American city?'
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(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Because who really wants to know anyway what the Federal Election Commission would say about Donald Trump's sex life?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Repeat a lie often enough and the DoJ inspector general will take it seriously
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump lawyer Ty Cobb in an on-the-record interview, saying that his job is to "make sure that the White House interacts with the special counsel in an honorable, ethical, responsive way." Ty Cobb to be fired in 3... 2... 1
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(AOL)
 
 
 
'Crying Nazi' hopes to become 'Crying FBI Informant'
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It looks as if Trump and his allies are beginning a coordinated oppo dump against Robert Mueller. What is not known is whether this is an attempt to undermine him politically or a precursor to his firing. Why not both?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
At this point, I think Mueller is just toying with Trump like a cat playing with its food, kneading your belly to see if you're ripe yet
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Accused mail bomber previously called 911 to report terrorists talking to him through his knees. Officials suspect involvement of Axl Rose and his 'Sha na na na na na na' terror group
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Wed March 28, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You get a Pardon, and You get a Pardon. Everyone gets a pardon
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Apparently unable to keep Trump in check with anything other than thumbscrews or an Iron Maiden, Trump's legal defense team elevates an outsider with a doctorate in medieval history
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Rick Gates knew he and Paul Manafort were dealing with Russian intelligence officer during the campaign
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Tue March 27, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Remember when Obama warned about this, and Judge Alito had a conniption fit?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Paul Manafort files a motion seeking dismissal of the federal charges filed against him in VA citing the little known argument of "No fair Lookin'" arguing that Mueller shouldn't even have been investigating all the illegal stuff his did in THIS case
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
We have investigated ourselves and found ourselves innocent of any wrongdoing in the shooting death of the deaf man who didn't follow orders
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
There's a good chance that Trump "fixer" Mickey Cohen could face criminal charges over his hush money payment to Stormy Daniels. Which raises the interesting question as to whether he's the "good soldier" type or has Mueller's number on speed-dial
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Mon March 26, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Maybe if you're part of a cyber-criminal gang that stole almost a billion Euros, stay out of the EU where they have real police? Try a sparsely populated banana republic where the police are easily bribed. Just saying
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Court motion reveals the Pulse gunman's father was an FBI informant, surprising many with the fact that there are FBI informants who are not connected with the Trump campaign
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Planning to bomb an apartment complex that houses refugees and calling them "cockroaches" is apparently now "locker room talk". Wow, those must be some farked up locker rooms
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Somebody paid $11,197 for Whitey Bulger's prison commissary ID card
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Sun March 25, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Ten things you might not know about Robert Mueller
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Not in my worst nightmares did I dream my FBI career would end this way," an essay by Andrew McCabe
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Fri March 23, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Entire city of Atlanta being held hostage, negotiations underway over whether or not to pay
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Rosenstein announce new indictments? How many will be for Russians? How many for Americans? Place your bets, folks. THIS is your Rosenstein Press Conference thread (~10am start)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republican House panel finds no collusion, which is not surprising since they never went looking for it in the first place. oh, hey - they DID find a LOT of people leaking EVIDENCE of collusion tho, so there's that
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Russian with ties to Trump-brand Florida anchor baby mill pleads guilty to exporting prohibited arms to Russia
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Thu March 22, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Best Buy will no longer sell Huawei phones because if China's gonna spy on you they'll have to go through Facebook like everyone else
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Russian hacker Guccifer 2.0, whom Roger Stone had a close partnership with during the campaign, is a Russian Intelligence officer. I repeat, Roger Stone had contact with the Russian Intelligence Community while working for the Trump campaign
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Federal trial for $1.5 million in fraud is underway for one of Fark's favorite former Texas congressmen, Steve "If babies had guns they wouldn't be aborted" Stockman
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
House judiciary Democrats claim firing Jeff Sessions would trigger "waterfall of crisis"....which to be fair would most likely look like a drop in the ocean of crisis that is the Trump administration
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
70 contacts and 22 meetings between the Trump campaign and the Russian government
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
We now know that at least one of the people in the December 2016 Trump Tower meeting was convicted in the 90s for distributing child pornography
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here. Just that McCabe had overseen a criminal probe into Sessions around his Congressional testimony
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Self-proclaimed member of the master race swatted himself
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Trump's next big personnel move may be to fire Ty Cobb, his only competent lawyer and center fielder
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Let's take a walk down memory lane and look at some other famous serial bombers
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Officer-involved shooting in Round Rock, Texas with Austin serial bombing suspect, device detonated. Suspect confirmed dead
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(The Root)
 
 
 
The US government's BIE rules are the same as Fark's BIE rules
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Tue March 20, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Republican lawmakers explain that Mueller is so strong, such a big, strong, strapping man and his build. Oh my God, his build. Look at how he stands there. Like a wall. Mmm. Anyway, surely a man like that doesn't need laws protecting him from Trump
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
What if Trump is right that no collusion with Russia occurred? Subby suggests gift basket, flowers, "I'm Sorry" teddy bear
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fear not, consumerinos: the FTC, the consumer protection outfit whose feckless, incompetent oversight led us into the crash of '08 and spawned the creation of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, is back on the Facebook beat
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A second unexploded bomb bomb at FedEx has blown up the San Antonio Police Chief's credibility
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyers worried that Trump could make false statements to Mueller, water could be wet, huge ball of inflamed gas could be seen in the east in the morning
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Who wants to bet Trump and Sessions didn't know McCabe still gets a pension?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
White House yesterday: No plans for Trump to call Putin. White House today: Trump spoke with Putin this morning
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Man charged after 'gingerbread treehouse' full of child porn found in woods. Disclaimer: NOT made with actual gingerbread
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Package destined for Austin explodes at FedEx facility near San Antonio, one injured
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If there was any misunderstanding regarding Trump hiring only the best people, this should make it perfectly clear. MAGA tag unavailable
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Mon March 19, 2018
(Axios)
 
 
 
Governor MoonBeam preparing to exit public life as he nears the end of this fourth term in the statehouse. When asked about his future plans, Brown responds,"I'm not sure. What's Linda Ronstadt up to these days?"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans don't want Trump to fire Mueller, but they've just done something that will make it much more likely that Trump will fire Mueller: they've warned Trump not to fire Mueller. So it's safe to assume that Mueller is going to be fired
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Stop the presses, there's breaking news from the Fox News desk as they report Trump's firing of McCabe was justified and the right thing to do
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
I bet you're not going to believe this, but it appears that Trump was less than truthful in his tweets about the Russia investigation
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(Politico)
 
 
 
'lil Marco Rubio next passenger to board the anti-Trump train
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
45-year-old who fled to Mexico with his 16-year-old girlfriend forgets the Mexican police don't like pervs either
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In an effort to show that they totally knew nothing about Cambridge Analytica's election schemes, Facebook suspends account of CA whistleblower for saying the exact opposite
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(Shareblue Media)
 
 
 
Ty Cobb: Oh god. Oh god. Shut up, just shut the f*ck up, Dowd. Christ, this is bad. Has the Big Man had his Big Mac yet? No? Oh thank Putin, this hasn't gotten wors-*checks Twitter* SONOFABI-
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Adam Schiff wonders why the GOP Is full of cowards
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Stock up on whatever mind-altering substances you prefer. If the last two weeks were any indication, this week is going to be more insane than those and still won't be the end to this nightmare, yet
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mueller could indict Sessions for lying to the FBI. But then Trump would have an excuse to replace Sessions with someone willing to fire Mueller. Chexmix, Liberace?
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Sun March 18, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
I'm not dead yet
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
#1. How were you able to lose money running a casino?; #2. How small are your hands?; #3a. Do you know what a tailor is?; #3b. A hairstylist?; #4. What does Putin have for breakfast?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Today must by Opposite Sunday, because here's a headline in the form of a question where the answer is "yes"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
House Intelligence Committee: Collusion? What collusion? We didn't investigate collusion. Your face is a collusion
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"Trump believes law enforcement should operate for his benefit, punishing his enemies and protecting his friends"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh yeah, he's totally not having a breakdown
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
White House not happy at Trump lawyer's comments about firing Mueller. Dowd's comments were viewed as distracting from the White House bragging about firing Andrew McCabe
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Sat March 17, 2018
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Democratic Congressman offers McCabe a job so he can get his pension
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Aluminum foil stock prices shot up dramatically in overnight trading indices
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Release the memos! No, not that one. Not that one either
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Oh snap
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Neo-nazi skinhead group planned bombing attack on Pennsylvania Capitol rally counterprotesters, including hiding a bomb in terminally ill member's oxygen tank
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
While Mueller is quietly taking notes, just keep talking
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
We have entered an era where more and more women are empowered ... to rob banks
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Fri March 16, 2018
(Patch)
 
 
 
Today on "Where are they now?", we have 1998 lottery winner James "I'm not going to blow the money" Hayes
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Thu March 15, 2018
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Man investigating Missouri governor's infidelity being investigated for bigamy
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Wed March 14, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Former FBI Director Andrew McCabe: I will retire March 18th. Sessions: Not if we fire you first
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Tue March 13, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
No one believes the House's GOP and their assertion that Russia did not want to help Trump. Even GOP Rep. Trey Gowdy, who ran the Benghazi hearings, says that it is obvious Russia wanted to hurt Hillary Clinton
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Mon March 12, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"We have investigated ourselves and cleared ourselves of any wrongdoing"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
House Intelligence Committee is satisfied that there are no more grapefruits left to fark
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(10 News)
 
 
 
News: Illegal Mexican hides from ICE for 6 years Not news: By getting a job Fark: With Border Patrol
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Fri March 09, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
I guess he decided showing up to the grand jury was a better idea than showing up for jail
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyers: Okay Mueller, how about this, we'll let you sit down and have the big guy lie to you for a couple hours, but in exchange you gotta promise to end your investigation and stop finding out all the illegal shiat he did. Deal?
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Donnie granted a pardon to former US Navy sailor convicted and sentenced to a year in prison in 2016 for taking photos inside a US nuclear submarine. Oh yeah, and this sailor explicitly invoked Hillary's emails in his request for clemency
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Thu March 08, 2018
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
George Nader, Kushner's Middle East point man and cooperating witness in the Mueller probe, was arrested for child porn in the 80s
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Hannity's Uranium One conspiracy set to decay into Nothingburgerium
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Okay: let's fact check AG Sessions claim that California law prohibits law enforcement from cooperating with ICE: hey, only mostly toasty pants
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Democratic candidate accused of abusing his girlfriend wants you to know that while his claims of having served in Iraq and having been an FBI Agent may not *technically* be true, he will still defend your right to smoke pot
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
It's like the blind leading the deaf leading the stupid leading the ignorant. Followup Tag because they're not
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Wed March 07, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's almost like he wants to get impeached
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Man spends the last $200 in his bank account on a fake hit man, instantly makes everybody reading this story feel better about their worst financial choices
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Equifax and other financial firms are fighting tooth and nail a proposal that would decrease the amount of time their CEOs have to cash out their stocks before notifying consumers that they let hackers take all your data
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Days after the CFPB abruptly closed an investigation into a payday lender, its CEO wrote a letter to Nick Mulvaney, using his private email account, and asked to be put in charge of the CFPB, because ...we are in the darkest timeline that's why
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Wait, the FBI paid the Geek Squad to be snitches? That's unpossible I had my computer in there and....hold on, knock at the door
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The Nunberg timeline has been released
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