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Sat July 04, 2020
		Remember convicted Trump lawyer Michael Cohen? Well he's been caught at a NYC restaurant ...which could now land him back in prison source: nypost.com \| share:	45
		So no one really falls for the Nigerian email scam, right? Right? source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	57
		When the DOJ tried to crackdown on people price-gouging for PPE at the beginning of the Pandemic, the White House tried to block them from going after profiteers because "free market" source: politico.com \| share:	46

Fri July 03, 2020
		Inside the hideaway where Jeffrey Epstein's alleged madam Ghislaine Maxwell hid; she reportedly wanted to know flight patterns over the property she bought last year source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	79
		If you've been using EncroChat, quick, tell us a CSB before you get arrested and hauled off to prison source: bleepingcomputer.com \| share:	15
		Roger Stone says he hopes "Q is real" after watching "Q Who?" and getting terrified of the Borg source: rightwingwatch.org \| share:	48

Thu July 02, 2020
		Novartis pays $729 million to settle U.S. kickback charges, including funneling money through three charitable foundations to cover co-payments of Medicare patients. These are also some of the guys who are working on a vaccine source: reuters.com \| share:	3
		Gesundheit Maxwell arrested, no word if she is wearing her choker source: cnbc.com \| share:	279
		At some point everyone stops talking to a wall source: cnn.com \| share:	35

Wed July 01, 2020
		A day after his reassuring February COVID speech Trump met with his task force: actors in "Deep State" play and of course Diamond and Silk source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	27
		Walter White has joined ISIS source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	33
		To flatten the curve, Americans sacrificed an incredible amount. Their leaders, however, squandered everything for money and let everyone down source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	28
		This "Real Housewives of New Jersey"/"Sopranos" crossover is getting out of hand source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	9
		There is no version of the Russian bounty story that looks good for Trump. Whatever he knew, didn't know, or when, it's inexcusable source: slate.com \| share:	111

Tue June 30, 2020
		Facebook says buh-bye to Boogaloos source: nbcnews.com \| share:	131
		Ricin? Anthrax? Anything you want, I can so totally get it for you here on the Dark Web - Sincerely, Not an FBI Agent source: winnipeg.ctvnews.ca \| share:	39

Mon June 29, 2020
		How the NYPD "weaponized" the recent George Floyd curfew to attack protesters and NYC residents source: theintercept.com \| share:	75

Sun June 28, 2020
		DOJ Issues a statement on those phony "mask exemption" cards: Knock it off, idiots source: npr.org \| share:	154
		Beginning to think that the officers threatening Shaun King may not be brilliant tacticians? source: ktla.com \| share:	73

Fri June 26, 2020
		The death rate in prisons is outrageous. We have a plague that is killing prisoners, the elderly, the poor, and the homeless--our most vulnerable. And Christian evangelicals are fine with it. Jesus wept source: themarshallproject.org \| share:	71
		Complete your confederate statue set with this one little accessory: Bubba Rope. It comes pre-tied source: usatoday.com \| share:	65

Thu June 25, 2020
		DOJ Ethics Office rules that Bill Barr investigating political opponents under false pretext does not represent unethical behavior source: slate.com \| share:	58
		AG Barr tried to harsh the weed industry by ordering antitrust probes of 10 cannabis mergers because he totally dislikes the industry. Not cool, man. Not cool source: marketwatch.com \| share:	4

Wed June 24, 2020
		FBI hunts gas mask man wearing 'Frozen' backpack in laser attack on NYPD helicopter during protests source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	51
		Senate GOP submit bill to outlaw encryption source: engadget.com \| share:	112
		Sad: You are a sheriff's deputy killed in the line of duty. Sadder: You are killed by an active duty Air Force member in an ambush. Saddest: Your protest signs were written by a Fark headline submitter source: military.com \| share:	18

Tue June 23, 2020
		Rope found in NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace's stall was a garage door pull. So... no noose is good news source: al.com \| share:	426

Mon June 22, 2020
		The NYPD chokehold ban is going as assumed it would in less than a week source: tmz.com \| share:	98

Sat June 20, 2020
		Far-right "boogaloo" extremists may "target" Washington D.C., intel says .. but hey look over there at those Antifa terrorists source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	55
		More confirmation of candidate Trump knowing about the Wikileaks email dump before it happened thanks to newly unredacted portions of the Mueller report becoming public source: buzzfeednews.com \| share:	59

Fri June 19, 2020
		VA employee charged with being Jared Kushner source: military.com \| share:	3

Thu June 18, 2020
		Riot arsonist identified through social media and arrested. No, this isn't a repeat from a few hours ago source: nypost.com \| share:	94
		Stupid white George Floyd protester faces 80 years in jail after customized Etsy T-shirt reveals she's a flamethrowing bomb rioter who likes to burn police cars source: the-sun.com \| share:	225

Wed June 17, 2020
		Relatives of Ahmaud Arbery meet privately with Trump. According to spokesman, the closed-door meeting, which also included other victims' families, became "very contentious" source: usatoday.com \| share:	70
		Civil war 2: fascist boogaloo source: nbcnews.com \| share:	243
		Former Bumble Bee tuna CEO gets sentenced to 40 months for price fixing. That's gotta sting source: nypost.com \| share:	14

Tue June 16, 2020
		At least one small town Tennessee mayor gets it source: chattanoogapulse.com \| share:	10
(Narco? Polo)		Want to be a narc for profit? Images of 14 suspects of arson in Minneapolis and St. Paul; offer of $5,000 for information that leads to identification source: atf.gov \| share:	73

Sun June 14, 2020
		What is it with celebrities who think Donald Trump was sent here by God? source: nme.com \| share:	287

Sat June 13, 2020
		Winners now free to do drugs source: thehill.com \| share:	58
		Secret Service admits to doing what they originally denied doing source: nbcnews.com \| share:	85

Fri June 12, 2020
		Mikey Flynn's lawyers are having a tough time convincing Second Court to tell First Court to flush before it's done. "This shiat takes time" source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	95
		Knoxville, TN shuts down large portions of its computer network, and not Voluntarily source: knoxnews.com \| share:	15
		In a time of uncertainty and unrest, Americans are doing what they're best at: panic-buying guns source: wave3.com \| share:	260
		Tyson cooperating with feds in price-fixing investigation, in latest attempt to take a bite out of crime source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	7

Thu June 11, 2020
		Swift action recommended by police expert in Seattle to take back CHAZ. Cher inconsolable. Sonny still dead source: komonews.com \| share:	123

Wed June 10, 2020
		DOJ decision on Flynn is "gross abuse of power", says N.S. Sherlock source: nytimes.com \| share:	36
		Review of court documents show none of the indviduals facing federal charges in connection with the unrest have links to antifa. Logic dictates that can only mean one thing: Antifa has successfully infiltrated the US courts source: npr.org \| share:	109
		Those bus wheels are getting closer and closer to William Barr source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	58
		D.C. National Guard members test positive for COVID-19 after responding to protests source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	29
		Here's an exciting prospect for you formally 'violent' Antifa types who want to go peaceful: become an informant for the FBI by tweeting that you're a leader of Antifa and they'll contact you source: theintercept.com \| share:	92

Tue June 09, 2020
		Two men pose as police officers, steal $150K in daytime jewelry heist. Bystanders no doubt became suspicious, however, when no unarmed black men were shot source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	23
		House filled up with stolen goods? Sell them on Facebook source: chicago.cbslocal.com \| share:	17
		NYPD now interrogating peaceful protesters about their political sympathies to weed out the Antifa. You know who else used these same tactics? source: gothamist.com \| share:	76
		Big Blue get out of facial recognition after Congressional testimony by the leader of the Algorithmic Justice League on bias in facial recognition software source: cnbc.com \| share:	11
		You're going to be shocked -- shocked I say, and perhaps stunned, amazed, aghast, appalled, and astonished as well -- when you see the photograph of the man arrested for burning down the Third Precinct in Minneapolis source: kimt.com \| share:	116
		It is time to impeach A: Trump again? B: Pence? or C: William Barr? Note: There are no wrong answers here source: usatoday.com \| share:	51
		If we want to "defund the police", we should probably start with the billions of dollars in grants federal agencies from the DOJ to the USDA hand out to local PD's every year, and make cities decide how much law enforcement they can really afford source: npr.org \| share:	47

Fri June 05, 2020
		Leaked document reveals details of federal law enforcement patrolling Washington amid protests source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	18
		Protip:If you show up at the ER with "a missing hand. Several fingers on the other hand also gone, and shrapnel wounds to the neck and throat"; neither the ER docs, nor the FBI are going to buy your story of a freak gardening accident source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	122
		The story of Little Billy Barr's little green men source: politico.com \| share:	38
		What happens when the FBI eventually embraces Skynet? Who watches the domestic watchers? source: wired.com \| share:	5
		Trump's pocket is not where we think you are, unless you're talking about the prison pocket source: mediaite.com \| share:	37

Thu June 04, 2020
		Bill Barr vows to pretend to care source: thehill.com \| share:	43
		Dear FBI can you look into Pence's COS Marc Short for being a member of pandemic task force while holding stocks related to pandemic response Thanks Citizens for Ethics and Responsibility in Washington source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	16
		Attorney General Deputy Dog to hold press conference on encroaching fascism. Come for the lies, stay for the outrage source: npr.org \| share:	521
		Looks like Bill Barr is taking a page from the Watchmen sequel source: huffpost.com \| share:	89
		While you were worrying about police brutality, Covid, or the use of force to move peaceful protesters for a photo op, Ted Cruz was focused on the real issues: how much worse was Obama than Nixon and was Rod Rosenstein complicit or negligent source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	33

Wed June 03, 2020
		Protip: if you're going to wear a mask and burn a cop car, be sure you cover up your shiatty neck tattoos source: fox32chicago.com \| share:	52
		FBI issues stunning report showing Antifa's level of involvement in Sunday's protests source: thenation.com \| share:	228
		Whistleblower convention coming up soon in House Judiciary Committee. In public source: politico.com \| share:	14

Tue June 02, 2020
		The state of Minnesota has filed a human rights complaint against the Minneapolis Police Department source: rollingstone.com \| share:	56
		U.S. police have attacked journalists more than 100 times in the past four days source: niemanlab.org \| share:	61
		Acting CBP director Mark Morgan Tweets that he has assembled his Sturmabteilung in DC and stands ready to crush those "groups of radicals & agitators," who dare abuse their first amendment "rights" to criticize Führer Trump source: thehill.com \| share:	82

Mon June 01, 2020
		So anyone remember that FBI report from 14 years ago? Yeah. Good times source: pbs.org \| share:	35
		And now, some words of hope from a President of the United States of America source: medium.com \| share:	91
		Bureau of Prisons, FBI Hostage Rescue Unit riots teams being deployed in Washington and Miami by AG Barr. Decency arrested for "unlawful assembly" source: usatoday.com \| share:	84
		"Barr is vastly more intelligent than Trump. What Trump gives Barr is a canvas upon which to paint. Bill has longstanding views about how society should be organized, which can now be... acted upon to a degree that they never could have before" source: nytimes.com \| share:	32
		"Trump tweeted he designate ANTIFA as a Terrorist Organization." Two problems with that. First, he doesn't have the legal authority to do so. Second, it's by no means clear the loosely defined group of radical activists is an organization at all" source: politico.com \| share:	132

Sun May 31, 2020
		And the purge continues as the last vestiges of the old republic are swept away source: theguardian.com \| share:	91

Sat May 30, 2020
		Remember the Mueller investigation? Pepperidge Farms remembers ... and so do CNN and BuzzFeed News, who successfully sued for more access to witness interviews source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	45

Thu May 28, 2020
		Real Clear Politics shreds any remaining nanoscopic speck of credibility they may have once had, goes all-in on #ObamaGate cultsplaining for Lord Trump source: realclearpolitics.com \| share:	53
		Abscam? Now there's a name I haven't heard for a long time. TFA offers bonus game of guess-the-political-party source: inquirer.com \| share:	22
		DoJ arrests man plotting mass shooting in Tampa Bay area on behalf of ISIS who "expressed admiration for Pulse nightclub shooter Omar Mateen" source: abcactionnews.com \| share:	36

Wed May 27, 2020
		Kathy Griffin again looks for a visit from the FBI, says Trump being stabbed with a syringe full of air would 'do the trick' source: ew.com \| share:	77

Tue May 26, 2020
		We'll not only match any deal you get on n95 masks, we'll beat it. Just ask for me, the Masked Man, here at Masked Man Auto and Medical source: nbcnews.com \| share:	18
		In a tale right out of CSI Idiocracy: Lawbreaking elected constables arrest FBI agent investigating them. Later one of the constables shoots at FBI agents arresting him, gets shot, arrested source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	39

Mon May 25, 2020
		Ok folks now that Trump says corona is over lets roll back the Mueller clock source: military.com \| share:	78

Sat May 23, 2020
		FBI to investigate itself, find it did everything wrong but that's okay because it means nobody else did anything wrong. Is that clear? source: usatoday.com \| share:	27

Fri May 22, 2020
		Move over, Florida Man: Georgia Man charged with faking COVID-19 diagnosis, panicking co-workers and costing employer over $100K source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	25
		N.J. woman accused of fatally beating wife with wine chiller captured in Texas. Wine chiller currently under interrogation Lone Star style source: nbcnews.com \| share:	37
		For those keeping score, the lies that Flynn told weren't about meeting with the Russians, they were about coordinating with Mar-a-Lago before meeting with the Russians source: emptywheel.net \| share:	23

Thu May 21, 2020
		The Scope of the Ahmaud Arbery shooting has evolved, and now William Bryan (no, not that one) has been arrested. Clarence Darrow unavailable for comment source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	175
		ProTip: you should choose materials for your arts & crafts projects that aren't wolves and bald eagles source: mlive.com \| share:	24
		Clowns to the left of Wray, jokers to the right, and here he is stuck in the middle with Obamagate source: thehill.com \| share:	47
		The Immaculate Unmasking Of Michael Flynn: there is no record of who unmasked him in FBI documents because he was never masked source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	59
		♫♪ Dick in a box ♫♪ source: boston.com \| share:	10

Wed May 20, 2020
(Ganja)		Hightimes' acquisition of California marijuana cultivator goes to pot source: ganjapreneur.com \| share:	3

Tue May 19, 2020
		Welp, back to whimpering about spicy mustard and tan suits, I guess source: thehill.com \| share:	38
		Fraud Consulting: Serious business source: theregister.co.uk \| share:	1
		Igor Kolomoisky, the Ukrainian oligarch who told Lev Parnas to take a hike when he tried to use Kolomoisky to arrange a meeting between Zelensky and Giuliani, is now under US grand jury investigation. What a strange coincidence source: buzzfeednews.com \| share:	9
		Trump last year: I want John Ratcliffe to be my DNI. Senate Intel Cmte: hell no, he's a partisan hack who lied on his resume. Trump now: I want John Ratcliffe to be my DNI. GOP Sens: Sure, why the hell not? Not like anything matters any more glug source: politico.com \| share:	12
		Bill Barr's head officially lodged up his anus with no hope of extraction source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	49
		Don't drag a chain behind your vehicle during wildfire season source: abc4.com \| share:	38
		In any other timeline, this would get an "obvious" tag, but in this one, it's a cause for celebration: "A WA state lawmaker whose actions surrounding an armed standoff with federal agents were dubbed 'domestic terrorism' will not seek reelection" source: apnews.com \| share:	56
		Old news: Outside prosecutor brought in to consider charges against the men who killed Ahmaud Arbery . New News: and also, an outside JUDGE to hear the case source: apnews.com \| share:	81

Mon May 18, 2020
		Lindsay Graham is seeking broad authority to subpoena former Obama administration officials source: politico.com \| share:	71
		"There is no reason why companies like Apple cannot design their consumer products and apps to allow for court-authorized access by law enforcement, while maintaining very high standards of data security." Uh, yes there is. More than one source: theverge.com \| share:	37
		IG Barr: since I've made it the official position of the DOJ that "When the president does it, that means that it is not illegal", it's going to be SUPER HARD for me to find a way to bring criminal charges against Obama or Biden, not that I won't try source: thehill.com \| share:	49

Sun May 17, 2020
		Some people had no problem filing for unemployment source: nypost.com \| share:	28
		On this day in history, in 1965, the FBI Laboratory weighed in in 'Louie, Louie,' declaring it legally unintelligible. Subsequent investigation on meaning of "revved up like a douche" still ongoing to this day source: history.com \| share:	59

Sat May 16, 2020
		Bodies of 2 half sisters found under a bridge in Georgia. So, at least they've got a whole source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	45

Fri May 15, 2020
		Burr attempts to light a match on his way out the shiatshow door source: nbcnews.com \| share:	97
		Law firm hackers threatening to release records to Trump voters: "we can let you know that after such a publication, you certainly don't want to see him as president." Have these idiots seen the crap Trump voters have already ignored? source: pagesix.com \| share:	80
(Some Guy)		Who is hacking Europe's supercomputers and why? source: defenseworld.net \| share:	36

Thu May 14, 2020
		Richard Burr steps down as chair of the Senate Intelligence Committee to spend more time with his lawyer and his insider trading profits source: nytimes.com \| share:	45
		Hannity accuses the judge in the Flynn case of "reeking of political bias" source: mediaite.com \| share:	64
		The official council for the French language rules coronavirus acronym is feminine. La Covid-19 est de la merde source: independent.co.uk \| share:	14
		Bill Barr can't investigate Obama due to arguments made by...Bill Barr. So will you reject your reality to substitute your own? source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	45
		FBI just seized the phone of the Chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee, Richard Burr source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	151

Wed May 13, 2020
		Old and busted: do not taunt the dynamite monkey. New arrestedness: do not taunt the FBI with bomb threats over Twitter source: mlive.com \| share:	28
		It looks like GOP senators, who once voted in lockstep to support FISA-sanctioned government surveillance of citizens, are now poised to vote against it. Difficulty: Because it makes it too risky for Trump to collude with Putin source: npr.org \| share:	27
		DOJ warns US companies that China is trying to steal their Coronavirus research and encourages them to improve cyber-security. Not Explained: why having more people work on a cure for Covid-19 is a BAD thing, or why the data isn't freely available source: usatoday.com \| share:	88
		The FBI accidentally leaked the name of the mysterious "third man" who assisted the 9/11 attackers. Turns out, the help was coming from inside the Saudi embassy all along source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	82
		Odd that, Manafort is home and gets to serve the rest of his seven-year sentence there due to Coronavirus concerns, but Cohen's release was mysteriously blocked earlier this month source: politico.com \| share:	31
		In case you aren't a law-talking guy you should know that Judge Sullivan's order requesting "amicus briefs" in the Flynn case and declining the prosecution's request to drop charges is HIGHLY unusual....and bad news for Flynn source: npr.org \| share:	190

Tue May 12, 2020
		Nice try, Bill Barr. I'm behind 7 VPNs (wipes hands on pants and throws computer out the window) source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	54
		Judge Sullivan isn't having any of the DOJ's Flynn flam source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	188
		When you've lost Lindsey Graham, Donnie, you know you've f*cked up source: politico.com \| share:	56

Mon May 11, 2020
		"For all of Trump's ideological wavering over the years, one thing has remained consistent: he's never used protection and he's never not been an asshole about it afterward" John Oliver points out about Trump's use of a mask as a photo-op source: deadline.com \| share:	8
		During yesterday's Cat.5 tweetstorm, Trump accused Obama of "The biggest political crime in American history, by far"; ignoring the fact that in the United States there is no such thing as a "political crime"...yet, anyway source: theguardian.com \| share:	86
		Will Jacob Wohl finally go to prison? Will Donald Trump finally go to prison? Will all the Republicans finally go to prison? Will there be justice in the world for Americans who aren't Nazi creeps? source: salon.com \| share:	53
		Owner of house under construction in Ahmaud Arbery case said nothing was stolen. And the defense of the brave shooters is now that it doesn't matter because he was trespassing and then ran away because he totally knew the police had been called source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	311
		Mike Pence would be happy to see Flynn back in the Trump Administration. With the election six months away, it'd be great if he could reach out to some of his old contacts again source: cnn.com \| share:	33
		Turns out Bill Barr may have misrepresented somebody else's statements when deciding to not pursue criminal charges. Shocking, I know source: nytimes.com \| share:	96

Sun May 10, 2020
		The Mad Tweeter goes for the record, but falls short source: independent.co.uk \| share:	55
		The Department of (In)Justice is even more inept that you had previously thought. And considering the regard the DOJ is held in around these parts, that bar was set pretty low to begin with source: cnn.com \| share:	187

Sat May 09, 2020
		Lawyer who leaked video of killing of Ahmaud Arbery did so to dispel rumors it was "two men with a Confederate flag in the back of a truck going down the road and shooting a jogger in the back." Umm...WTF? source: nytimes.com \| share:	348

Fri May 08, 2020
		White House "press secretary" Kayleigh McEnany, blames her past public statements criticizing Trump on the fact that she "naively believed" CNN's reporting about Trump...you know, when she was a paid commentator for the network? source: thehill.com \| share:	52
		Bill Barr jokes about his decision to circumvent the law source: politicususa.com \| share:	106

Thu May 07, 2020
		Barr intervenes to protect Flynn from prosecution source: apnews.com \| share:	456
		You may find this hard to believe, but the guys that own "Girls Do Porn" are a little shady source: vice.com \| share:	9

Wed May 06, 2020
		Here's a shock: Trump nominee is stupid and doesn't know stuff source: foxnews.com \| share:	65
		And the first fraud charges are filed on PPP loan applicants: suspects "allegedly claimed to "have dozens of employees earning wages at four different business entities when, in fact, there were no employees working for any of the businesses," source: cnbc.com \| share:	14

Tue May 05, 2020
		Teenagers defecate on a car in Plainview, which is probably why they got caught source: winonadailynews.com \| share:	50

Mon May 04, 2020
		Everything you need to know about Phase 1 of reopening Florida. Well, it's the home state of Florida Man, so set Phases on stunning stupidity source: clickorlando.com \| share:	42

Sat May 02, 2020
		Blue Bell executive who fudged the truth about listeria now in for rocky road, as these aren't plain vanilla charges and they're not going to let the mango source: statesman.com \| share:	37

Fri May 01, 2020
		Trump would love to let you see his evidence that coronavirus originated at Wuhan virology lab, but it's classified at the same level as Obama's Kenyan birth certificate source: bbc.com \| share:	61
		China made SARS-CoV-2 as a bioweapon, says numskull conspiracy theorist who sits in the Oval Office source: cnn.com \| share:	142

Thu April 30, 2020
		As if we needed proof that Trump doesn't care what anyone thinks, he's considering bringing back Flynn source: reuters.com \| share:	57
		Fox News and John Turley believe Michael Flynn has been exonerated. No other legal minds appear to agree source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	42
		Who could have imagined Brahams's Coronavirus Task Force would be rife with conflicts of interest source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	23
		By releasing internal FBI emails and notes Mischa tries to flip the script source: apnews.com \| share:	81
		Well, I guess it's one way to reduce the prison population source: sfgate.com \| share:	35

Wed April 29, 2020
		NSO Group accused of hacking WhatsApp. Was that wrong? Should they not have done that? source: theguardian.com \| share:	5
		Martin Shkreli exhibits "The same kind of delusional self-aggrandizing behavior that got him a lengthy sentence in the first place." Federal judge not amused source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	70
		Collusion source: apnews.com \| share:	53
		Stone warrants released by DOJ source: theglobeandmail.com \| share:	44

Tue April 28, 2020
		Trump refused to listen to over a dozen intel reports about Coronavirus during briefings because he has no time for bad news source: politicususa.com \| share:	119

Mon April 27, 2020
		America's "anti-vaxxer movement" would pose a threat to national security in the event of a "pandemic with a novel organism," an FBI-connected non-profit research group warned last year. Sure nailed that one source: theguardian.com \| share:	44
		The parallels between Bolsonaro and Trump just keep thickening source: theguardian.com \| share:	22

Sun April 26, 2020
		Man gets 18 months in prison for threatening to kill Trump. It was a miracle that they caught him in time, this skilled assassin acted like a real ninja source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	146
		Old and Busted: Catfishing to get a date. New Hotness: Catfishing to commit a federal crime source: startribune.com \| share:	24

Fri April 24, 2020
		The Justice Department is looking to crack down on COVID-19 fraudsters. Hey, Barr, I've got a tip about where you can find one of the biggest ringleaders at around 5:00 this afternoon source: npr.org \| share:	20

Thu April 23, 2020
		Police raid "spa" for offering illegal services. It's not what you think source: mlive.com \| share:	17

Wed April 22, 2020
		My high-school age niece is bored. I have access to a crapton of video. Suggestions? DIT source: imdb.com \| share:	28
		Those who intentionally spread coronavirus could be charged as terrorists. So say we all source: politico.com \| share:	91

Mon April 20, 2020
		Trump continues to edge poor Roger and Paulie with talk of pardons. However it'll never happen because both would have to admit guilt in helping Trump and Russia rig the 2016 election and doing so would make Trump illegitimate source: thehill.com \| share:	49

Sun April 19, 2020
		"Dear New England Journal of Medicine Forum: I read your letters all the time, but I never thought that something like that could ever happen to me. I was innocently trying to get PPE shipped to a hospital, when two sexy Feds showed up" source: nejm.org \| share:	131
		Feds engage in PPE Piracy during pandemic. Profiteering, or political vengeance - you decide source: nymag.com \| share:	57

Sat April 18, 2020
		DHS warns COVID-19 changes potential terror targets. Good god, they are right. We need armed guards at all toilet paper factories ASAP source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	29

Fri April 17, 2020
		Dear District Judge Reggie Walton: while social distancing, a good way to pass time would be to read the Mueller Report in Toto, twice. Sincerely Concerned Citizens for America source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	10
		Michael Cohen to be released from prison due to Covid-19, nervously starts hiding notes around his house saying that he did NOT commit suicide source: cnn.com \| share:	39

Thu April 16, 2020
		Please excuse Juan for two weeks, he's in quarantine after testing positive for COVID-19. Signed, Epstein's Mother source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	31

Wed April 15, 2020
		🎵 Barr goes to a land down under, where the Aussies need help asunder, can't you see, the blackmail Barr is his blunder, they've been watching Trump since the Taj went under, still he flew to a land down under 🎵 source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	41
		Two out of three federal judges are extremely sorry they can't do anything for victims of Jeffrey Epstein. Third judge thinks the other two are assholes who gutted the Crimes Victims Rights Act of 2004, and Fark their condescending florid language source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	53

Tue April 14, 2020
		Criminal Trump conspiracy ally Paul Manafort thinks he needs released from prison early due to Coronavirus source: politico.com \| share:	30

Mon April 13, 2020
		Review of the US administration's response to the coronavirus pandemic shows the President didn't treat it like a hoax. He pays far more attention to hoaxes source: cnn.com \| share:	27

Sun April 12, 2020
		Stockpile of 39 million masks intended for California found to be fraudulent. Discovery made by Feds trying to steal them for national stockpile source: sfgate.com \| share:	123

Sat April 11, 2020
		Have you wondered why these wannabe Nazis all act like a bunch of 13-year-olds? There's a reason for that source: apnews.com \| share:	92

Fri April 10, 2020
		Hey, You know we haven't heard much from AG Barr lately I wonder what...Nope, still an irredeemable shiatstain and and active danger to the foundations of our democracy source: foxnews.com \| share:	32
		Barr has been silent recently because he was too busy earning his PhD in epidemiology source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	34

Thu April 09, 2020
		Michael Cohen, Trump's former lawyer, practicing social distancing in prison source: mobile.reuters.com \| share:	22

Wed April 08, 2020
		Zoom CEO: Man, if I'd ever thought people would actually start using our crappy service, I might have spent a little bit of time thinking about, like, security and stuff source: npr.org \| share:	61
		"Baby Q" claims he's a super secret spy for Trump. Apparently the FBI didn't get the memo source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	50
		Zoom sued by shareholder after waggling-penis guy tanks its stock price source: thenextweb.com \| share:	15
		How Trump broke the government agencies now trying to respond to the coronavirus pandemic, and there's more than enough to go around source: politico.com \| share:	45

Fri April 03, 2020
		Man arrested for hoarding medical supplies and selling for a 700% markup. Insulin manufacturers: ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯ source: nypost.com \| share:	38

Thu April 02, 2020
		Space X goes no Zoom source: reuters.com \| share:	17
		"Stay the Hell out of large church services right now," says Godless heathen Mike Pence source: thehill.com \| share:	42
		What happens when QAnon runs the trains source: ktla.com \| share:	268

Wed April 01, 2020
		Due to pandemic, federal prisoners given home release and a quarantine. Problem is, criminals aren't big rule followers source: vox.com \| share:	21
		Kalamazoo's first online city meeting goes more 8-chan and less pol tab source: mlive.com \| share:	22
		"Prisoners across country will be confined for 14 days to cut coronavirus spread." Well, where were they keeping these prisoners before, in an open field? source: npr.org \| share:	13

Tue March 31, 2020
		"Mommy, what does "Cleveland Steamer" mean? I heard it during the YMCA's Zoom story time" source: wkbw.com \| share:	34
(Some Guy)		Some Guy has All the Clues that DJT was a Wise Guy C.I source: gregolear.substack.com \| share:	46

Mon March 30, 2020
		Tell Me Something Good: Sorry got nothing, just an FBI report on a Chinese Scientist bringing vials of SARS & MERS into the USA source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	68

Sat March 28, 2020
		Trump Administration warns Americans not to fall for scams trying to profit from the stimulus payout, probably because they don't like having competition source: cnn.com \| share:	16
(Some Guy)		Trump Administration decides that an Indian Reservation would be a great place for a hotel source: mashpeewampanoagtribe-nsn.gov \| share:	71

Fri March 27, 2020
		You might have missed it, but earlier this week the FBI shot a guy who was trying to bomb a hospital in order to disrupt then right against Covid-19. He might not be the only one out there with this plan source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	110
		Please send snacks. Yes, SNACKS this time source: motherjones.com \| share:	75

Thu March 26, 2020
		Longest held American hostage declared dead in Iranian custody source: cnn.com \| share:	28

Tue March 24, 2020
		We're the FBI and we just want to help you stay fit and healthy and under surveillance. You got a problem with that fat citizen? source: sbnation.com \| share:	23
		Amazon deletes nearly 4000 accounts for price gouging during the time of Coronavirus source: usatoday.com \| share:	9
		Aaaand...here come the ghouls out to scam the elderly with fake coronavirus test kits source: pix11.com \| share:	42
		White supremacists are trying to spread coronavirus among Jews and police. I hate ill annoying Nazis source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	104

Sun March 22, 2020
		White supremacists want to weaponize COVID-19 since their attempts at weaponizing tiki torches didn't go as planned source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	56

Sat March 21, 2020
		He was warned. He was given an explanation. Nevertheless, he didn't do jack shiat source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	96

Fri March 20, 2020
		Twitter bans nutbag Jack Burkman for posting fake COVID-19 into: "White House is making plans for food shortages in at least 32 states within two weeks. FEMA, along with national guard units, will distribute MREs [Meal, Ready-to-Eat]" source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	97

Thu March 19, 2020
		Trump fires US counterterrorism head in continuing expertise purge source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	87

Tue March 17, 2020
		Meanwhile, over at the DoJ, Barr preparing to clear the Russians of all political interference charges source: nytimes.com \| share:	53

Mon March 16, 2020
		Text messages about a national quarantine lockdown are part of a foreign disinformation campaign. Not to worry, American citizens, the Trump Administration isn't nearly as competent or coordinated enough for that kind of effort source: foxnews.com \| share:	19
		Paul Manafort is recovering from a minor cardiac event, in prison source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	56

Thu March 12, 2020
		Gesundheit Maxwell convinced Randy Andy not to whip it out for the Feds source: nypost.com \| share:	10

Wed March 11, 2020
		Man convicted for stealing $2 million from school district after sending email claiming he was from construction firm. District also sent money to three Nigerian princes and now has a ton of boner pills source: nbcdfw.com \| share:	3
		Circuit court orders Bureau of Prisons to get help from a teenager who likes cats source: abovethelaw.com \| share:	5

Tue March 10, 2020
		Now that they're running PR for the GOP and have hooked progressives on attacking Biden's brain, Russian government trolls go for the white supremacist dummies. This should be easy source: nytimes.com \| share:	238
		Elizabeth Warren tells private prisons to release their Coronavirus plans. Private prisons: Plans, we don't need no stinkin' plans source: motherjones.com \| share:	28

Mon March 09, 2020
		Hey Florida Man you gotta stop with those fake Federal badges source: clickorlando.com \| share:	12
		Judge: This lawsuit is dildos source: oregonlive.com \| share:	56

Sun March 08, 2020
		Bad news: Seems to be more criminals than ever. Good news: Most of them are dumber than shiat source: qz.com \| share:	22

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