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Fri July 23, 2021
(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
Software security gurus have been watching you code, and have a new list of the most dangerous mistakes you make
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Thu July 22, 2021
(WLBT Jackson)
 
 
 
54? Guess we can rule out unhinged rage as a beauty regimen
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Fifth Amendment does not apply to your face
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Wed July 21, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Feds fear Barrack may flee to Kenya, demand his detainment
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Tue July 20, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
White Boy Rick sues police officers and FBI agents. Everybody who saw the White Boy Rick movies wishes they could sue the producers, director, and actors
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
The lawyers for the men charged with plotting to kidnap Gov. Whitmer seem to be going with a strategy of blaming the FOUR FBI informants embedded in the group with coming up with the kidnap plot and goading the rest of them into carrying it out
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(Independent)
 
 
 
And the latest idiot to be arrested for storming the Capitol on 1/6 is a DEA Agent....who filmed himself doing it and posed with his badge and firearm
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Today in Really Not Helping: FBI agent leading the Whitmer kidnap investigation faces up to 10 years in prison on a domestic violence rap
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Sun July 18, 2021
(Virgin Islands Daily News)
 
 
 
Please note: police tend to look down on homemade identification cards issued from tribal nations that don't exist
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Fri July 16, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz, Jeff Epstein and El Chapo walk in to a member of the bar
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Coughing is now a confirmed robbery weapon. In related news, there's apparently still an open Walgreens in San Francisco
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Two fine American citizens arrested for attempt to use incendiary devices to express alternate opinions at Sacramento Democratic headquarters
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Thu July 15, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
DOJ inspector general's report finds that the FBI handled the sexual abuse charges against USA Gymnastics doctor Larry Nassar with the same diligence, professionalism, and ferocity that was brought to bear against Jeffrey Epstein in 2005
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Racist Thumb terrorizing neighborhood for years must wait in jail for his trial on 14 charges. "Need to see what happened before this" to the right
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Wed July 14, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind's plot to hire a hitman to murder his ex-girlfriend and her family and then pin it all on Black Lives Matter is, shockingly, not successful
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The 'Best Place to Live in America' isn't on the Coast. Spoiler: It's Boulder, CO. Article fails to mention the median home price is $1.5M
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Iranian agents are facing charges for their role in a plot to kidnap a U.S. journalist, had plans to take her out of Brooklyn by speedboat and get her quickly to Venezuela. Carrie Mathison allegedly involved in foiling the plot
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The family that seditions together gets imprisoned together
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Tue July 13, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Probe launched into strip club 'entertainment' and gifts given to Amtrak staff. Probe. Staff. Heh heh. Heh heh
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Point Break is now 30 years old. Still 100% pure adrenaline. Or as Keanu would say, "Whoa"
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
"Cybersecurity experts say that the Kremlin grants tacit approval to cybercriminals on Russian territory as long as they don't target Russia or its allies, protecting them from prosecution"
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Mon July 12, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Qnatic Capitol terrorist who taunted cops as 'protecting pedophiles' has a personal history that you've probably already guessed by this point in the headline
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Sun July 11, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Brazilians support impeachment of Bolsonaro. That's a LOT of support
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Laguna Hills event center gives the boot to ol' Gas Pedo Gaetz's and Marjorie Traitor Greene's Klan-sloganed griftapalooza
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Fri July 09, 2021
(Stat News)
 
 
 
The FDA is asking for an investigation into itself over the approval of that Alzheimer's drug or something. I forget
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(Politico)
 
 
 
When you've got a few thousand terrorists who are also vain clout-chasers, you might just need a $6.1-million-dollar database to keep track of the massive tsunami of media they churn out
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Phone for sale, one previous owner. TOTALLY NOT MONITORED BY THE FBI
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Thu July 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
While Il Douche was president, the FBI "saved" a Dubai princess that was trying to escape her father, even as she begged those "rescuing" her to "Shoot me here! Don't take me back!"
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Wed July 07, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Viera High School teacher arrested on Capitol riot charges, attempting to impersonate totally normal human smile
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
No bond for the criminal mastermind who helpfully chronicled his terrorism all over social media so that the feds could come scoop him up like a big, dumb goldfish
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(CNN)
 
 
 
And thus, Jesus proclaimed "Let he who is without sin, throw the first Molotov Cocktail"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The saga of Mr. Challenge My Neighbors continues, with prosecutor now investigating why he was let off so easy in all his other past episodes of neighborhood harassment. Chestbump
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The insurrection was planned piece by piece, but every step was treacherous, especially for those that were barefoot
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Rapper Pooh Shiesty held on federal gun and robbery charges" *Belch* Morty, there is a rapper named "Pooh Shiesty". *belch* People actually BUY his records Morty. Don't look away Morty, this is what society is now. Pooh Schiesty, Morty
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Federal Judge finds the USAF is 60% responsible for the 2017 mass shooting in Sutherland Springs TX that left 2 dozen people dead, because they failed to enter his felony domestic violence conviction into the ATF's "cannot buy a gun "database
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Tue July 06, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Once again, Watson, the game is afoot
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Sat July 03, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
The charges were more serious than prior reporting suggested, the scope of the investigation was greater than anticipated, and the case is bigger than what was expected. All of which is very bad news for Cadet Bone Spur
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
FBI starts arresting peaceful US Capitol tourists for not being so peaceful when they encountered journalists
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Happy ransomware weekend
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Fri July 02, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Former cop/Capitol rioter granted pre-trial release on condition he not own any weapons. So he immediately bought 34 guns
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Zombies, 144,000 survivors taken up to Heaven. Seems like pretty straight forward Christian Eschatlogy by the way of the Book of Revelation and the Left Behind series
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Thu July 01, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
It's not the NSA that's spying on you
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Wed June 30, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Post-election, Bill Barr kept sending Giuliani's calls to voicemail an average of 9-11 times a day
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kristi Noem will send National Guard to a location that doesn't really need them
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Tue June 29, 2021
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
A kayaker, a plastic tote, a human leg. Don't threaten me with a good time Cleveland
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now can we start calling them terrorists?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
When the Dark Web, Bitcoin, Online "Hitman services", terrible personal cybersecurity habits, a sadistic pediatrician and a messy divorce collide, you get The Aristocrats
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Sanford man accused of stealing nearly $1 million in CARES Act funds, being a big dummy
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Tucker, the NSA isn't spying on you to get you cancelled, but if you were talking to hostile foreign intelligence to get your talking points and scripts for your shows, then you've likely been picked up in intercepts. Just saying
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Mon June 28, 2021
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Feds: "So, Detroit, what's this next line item? $13 million on 'stuff?' What stuff?" Detroit: "Uh, stuff. Demolition stuff. What more do you want?"
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Sun June 27, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Sorry we arrested you, you're not the guy... have fun in Arkansas or Missouri, wherever you're going to jail
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Manson Family member offers to help lead the Tate-LaBianca investigation
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Sat June 26, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite summertime food?
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Forgive me Pastor for I have sinned. I turned you into the FBI for your part in the January 6th insurrection
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Fri June 25, 2021
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
FBI plane crashes into an associate of Rudy Giuliani
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Trump told his top general to have troops "crush the skulls and beat the f*ck" out of peaceful civil rights protesters
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Thu June 24, 2021
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Who could have guessed that punching co-workers and shooting pepper balls at administrative personnel during a workplace "training" would result in a lawsuit?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Man under FBI probe about suspected sex trafficking of minors calls for defunding the FBI, before cowardly deleting the post. No not that guy. But yeah it's the second person you thought of
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Wed June 23, 2021
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Yeah, like we're gonna listen to the cokehead biting his pillow
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fredneck, MD man with "Military Outpost Bunker" pleads guilty to threatening Biden, Harris, and his neighbor. With link to court case including his threatening letter
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Tue June 22, 2021
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Navy considers socialists a threat on par with the folks who rioted at the capitol. Let's just chalk this up to a misunderstanding of what "anticapitalist" means, shall we?
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Mon June 21, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"If you're aiding and abetting terrorists by your actions in the Capitol, whether it was back on January 6th or with your votes today, you don't deserve to be a member of Congress"
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(National Review)
 
 
 
National Review takes Tucker to the woodshed over his "1/6 was an FBI trap" bullshiat
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Good news, Everyone. Russia isn't playing sides, they're cultivating influencers on both the far-right *and* far-left to destroy American democracy
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Fri June 18, 2021
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Fraudulent N95 mask supplier: "Asked on the phone about delivery dates, according to the report, he would cry"
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Thu June 17, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's interview with Hannity in convenient listicle format
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Portland's Rapid Response Team resigns (from the team) in response to one of theirs being maybe kinda sorta held accountable, maybe
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Wed June 16, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
"'Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence" Oh, wait. This was the Trump Administration, so strike that, reverse it
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Tue June 15, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Newly released emails show the reaction of senior DOJ officials to calls from White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows to investigate accusations from an election conspiracy theorist. They also highlight the national need for a "wanking motion" emoji
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
My minivan is DA BOMB
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
US intel report warns of more violence by QAnon followers, as they increasingly follow the brain waves from the Neptune men telling them to oscillate the bicuspid staplers, or whatever batshiat insane crap they currently believe
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Unlike Trump, Biden has a plan to battle domestic terrorism
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
No mask, but plenty of bullets
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Mon June 14, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Federal judge asks U.S. marshal guarding his courtroom if she has been vaccinated for COVID-19. Marshal refuses to answer. Judge tosses her out. Marshals also take three defendants out of court. Judge is charging the marshals with contempt of court and obstructing justice
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FBI warns that Q will start causing trouble, possibly introducing us to the Borg
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Elon says he's putting last remaining house on the market but won't confirm - or deny - he's moving to space like John Hurt in "Contact"
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Sun June 13, 2021
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Kelli Ward has a challenger for her Stupidest AZ Politician belt: Wendy Rogers, who threatens to put the US Attorney General in an AZ jail
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Sat June 12, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Biden dismantles government-funded Trump fan-fiction site
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(KATC Acadiana)
 
 
 
Witnesses say that after a triple shooting in a parking lot the place was swarming with cops....which makes sense, since it was the police headquarters parking lot
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(The American Independent)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz: the FBI was responsible for the spread of COVID-19 after failing to act on discredited information by Chinese allies of Steve Bannon and others on the right
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Fri June 11, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
We.Are.So.Farked
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Thu June 10, 2021
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Cops: "We had to fire into the car multiple times because the driver had a gun." Passenger in the car: "He what now?"
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(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
Stolen logins market stolen
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I mean duh, what tourist *doesn't* bring mace and a boot knife to murder Congr-- er, tour a major historical attraction?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
There is "stalking your ex" crazy and then there's taking the time to paint a portrait of you blowing his head off with a handgun" crazy
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nah, zombies dress better
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Well, to be fair, when you're known only as "El Chapo's Wife," what the hell else are you supposed to do except run his business while he's in prison?
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The case for prosecuting Trump
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Falsely calling 911 on your neighbors, leading to a botched drug raid that leaves both of them and their dog dead and a SWAT cop paralyzed? That's ... really, she gets just three years in prison for all THAT?
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Wed June 09, 2021
(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
TIIIIIIIIIIIIMMBBBEEERRRR Suspect believed to be "MagaLumberjack" who chucked a wood beam at Capitol Police during Jan. 6th riot arrested in Alabama
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Sister Mary Margaret will plead guilty to stealing more than $835K from the Catholic school she was principal of to fund her casino gambling
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(The Register)
 
 
 
The FBI paid a "confidential human source" $180k to create the backdoored AN0M chat app that busted so many drug bad guys. He better hope he's behind more than seven proxies - those bad guys that have their own networks
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Proud Boy's mom suggests he use baby shampoo to scrub out the pepper spray. No suggestions on washing away the felony charges
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Problem: You, the FBI, have a really great fake encrypted phone that you're handing out to mobsters, but you're not legally allowed to monitor their communications in the US. Solution: Let the Aussies handle it and just pick up whoever they find
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Man charged for taking part in the 1/6 insurrection who was wearing a Q-Anon shirt now says he was a 'victim' of conspiracy theories spawned by 'very clever people' and, it goes without saying, he is NOT a clever man
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Tue June 08, 2021
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Mother of 7-year-old wanted by police found dead arrested in Denver near las Vegas
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
🎶The FBI heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it that the mob was messing around.🎶
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sure they recovered the pipeline ransom payment, but the buried lede is Special Agent Elvis Chan is a goddamn awesome name
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Anom - the FBI and AFP run encrypted phone company for criminals
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
DOJ: We traced the ransom money Colonial Pipeline paid to bill their customers again, and hey, did you know that this blockchain idea is a *great* law enforcement tool that leads us right to the perpetrators? Oh, and we recovered most of the money
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Mon June 07, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The DOJ uses the Anti-Cash Equation against DarkSide and seizes almost all the cash and cryptocurrency that Colonial Pipeline paid them in ransom
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Feds say LAX baggage handlers recreated "3 Kings" without the drawn out Iraq subplot, exploding Nerf footballs, & still never got their Lexus convertibles, neither
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
TSA at Pittsburgh international have had it with people bringing moneyfunny guns on these moneyfunny planes
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Sun June 06, 2021
(The Root)
 
 
 
Can't release bodycam footage if there wasn't any to begin with. Taps forehead guy really getting tired of this
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rand Paul (R) claims he recieves death threats amid clashes with Dr. Fauci. Rand Paul's neighbor unavailable for comment
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Sat June 05, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Get ready for more right wing terror attacks
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court did something intelligent
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you have read this USA Today article, the FBI would like to have a chat with you
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Fri June 04, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan busted with 32 shrapnel filled bombs, rants about Antifa
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(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. Intelligence: We're not saying it's aliens, but
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(Axios)
 
 
 
FBI Director Wray compares cyberattacks to 9/11
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Remember that FinCEN employee who disclosed SARs to BuzzFeed? Well she's getting 6 months in prison for compromising a shiatload of criminal investigations
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Thu June 03, 2021
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
A Michigan Highland Park police detective is busted for selling fentanyl-laced heroin. Fark: Ten years ago she was fired by the Wayne County sheriff's department. Mega Fark: Wayne county fired her for helping felons smuggle drugs into prison
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Cuomo is the smarter, liberal version of Trump, at least when it comes to sticking it to the taxpayers to pay for the consequences of their actions
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but Louis DeJoy might not be as upstanding a person as we all thought he was
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Singer who used powerful soprano voice to scream 'f--k' and 'c--t' during Capitol riot arrested by FBI
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Et tu, Etute?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democratic lobbying firm under investigation for illegally lobbying for Ukrainian firm, Burisma
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz may soon learn that obstruction of justice isn't just a minor crime
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Robert Mueller is coming out of retirement to teach a class on his special counsel investigation. Students likely not to receive definitive grades
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Wed June 02, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Protip: If you have a huge, distinctive tattoo on your gut, maybe don't hike up your shirt to wipe Cheeto dust off your chin in the middle of committing federal crimes
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Elvin Hunter arrested for trying to join ISIS. Man, this new World of Warcraft expansion is dark
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Tue June 01, 2021
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Well, he wasn't going to use them anymore
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Look on the bright side, Mr. Terrorist: This means your livestream did manage to garner at least one viewer
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
There's a reason the QNuts are pushing the coup in Myanmar as a good thing: Trump is Reportedly Telling People He Will Be Reinstated as President By August
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Yacht owner who got screwed trying to sell his boat to Matt Gaetz details all the monkey business that went on. "Thirsty"
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Mon May 31, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Items seized from the home of a TX man accused of plotting a mass shooting at a Walmart: AR-15? Check. Copy of the "Turner Diaries"? Check. Neo-Nazi flag? Check. Confederate Flag? Check. Saudi Arabian Flag? Che- wait, what?
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Sun May 30, 2021
(Jackson Hole News and Guide)
 
 
 
People that live in a van down by the river and a trucker who watched a bear from the air are fighting for their right to harass wildlife
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Probably could have made $1.6 million by telling her it was double secret probation
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Fri May 28, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
♫ Oklahoma, where the assumed dead comes sweepin' down the plain ♫
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The SolarWinds hackers are back and ready for more
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Texas bans 'reality cop' TV shows. Probably because no writer could make up what's going on in Texas
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz tried to buy a 'yacht' had it repainted, then said the money was stolen once he'd wired it to the owner. Fark: Had already changed the name of the boat to 'Thirsty'
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"'MAGA Caravan' Leader 'Pi Annon' Charged with Assaulting Police During Capitol Siege." MAGA Leader Pi Anon, Billy boy, Billy boy "
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Thu May 27, 2021
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Former Palm Beach County GOP leader charged with crimes against government, fashion
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Senate is unanimous in making sure President Biden declassifies the intel report on COVID lab-leak probe
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(CNN)
 
 
 
An eighth noose has been found on the ground of Amazon's Connecticut construction site, and authorities were quick to remind citizens that no noose is good noose
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Terrorist Texan taunts Dynamite FBI
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Child porn distribution is a tough blemish for someone wanting to find a new job, especially for a former chief of police
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Wed May 26, 2021
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Here is an illegally searched safe deposit box. Here is a disappearing gold coin. And over here is a lawsuit
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Biden demands intelligence community investigate the origins of COVID. Better make sure your lab safety protocols are up to date
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Tue May 25, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Paying underaged women for sex may be only the second worst thing Matt Gaetz has ever done
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(Unilad)
 
 
 
On the plus side, at least he's no longer in debt, or one piece
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Mon May 24, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
♫ ♬ The best part of waking up ... is federal charges in your cup ♫ ♬
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
You know what else is "epic", kid? Toilet wine
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(Aviation Web)
 
 
 
FBI investigating drone that outperformed any commercially available drone that followed and buzzed CBP helicopter. This is how hobbies are ruined
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Sun May 23, 2021
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Wife posts that her husband did noting wrong on 1/6. FBI: Thanks for helping us find him
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Sat May 22, 2021
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
And again, cheese makes the world a better place
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gaetzgate gets another cooperating witness
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Fri May 21, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Exceptionally charming Michigan gent made time to showcase his conversational finesse the day before partaking in the Capitol riot. FARK: For 911 dispatchers, 143 expletive- and threat-riddled times
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
If you can't wait until the plane lands to start doing lines of coke, at least do it in the bathroom instead of in the aisle
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ummmmm, I would say it's more about guns and cocaine than politics, Rochester mayor Lovely Warren
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Thu May 20, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The siren call of Instagram braggadocio takes down another terrorist
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"What we know about the 'unprecedented' U.S. Capitol riot arrests"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Hey, what tourist *doesn't* bring brass knuckles and a tactical baton along on their perfectly normal Capitol tour?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
DHS yanks their contract with the Josef Mengele Memorial Detention Center in Irwin County Georgia which has been accused of performing unnecessary medical procedures including sterilizations on immigration detainees housed there
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Turns out even Bill Barr had a line in the sand
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Tue May 18, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Friends, Romanians, Americanmen, lend me your lawyers
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani wants you to know that he is not the head of a drug cartel
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A new report by Homeland Security says they missed the signs of violence ahead of Jan. 6 as well as the noses on their faces
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guilty. Bang. MEDIC
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Mon May 17, 2021
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Doesn't everybody submit a fake report to get out of a tedious meeting once in a while?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Giuliani says he has nine to eleven reasons to dispute the 'legality' of the DOJ investigation of his corrupt acts of treasonous activities with foreign agents before the court appoints a special master
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
New book out about the Johnstown Mafia. A short lived crime syndicate probably because "tonight, he sleeps with the hoagies" didn't catch on
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Sun May 16, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Gee... it's so unlike Fox News to just make things up. Can I borrow the fainting couch from yesterday?
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Torn from the headlines of 1870....er, I mean 2021: Montana man receives prison sentence for cattle rustling
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Sat May 15, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Forecast: scattered covid showers, then later partial chance of terrorist attacks
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
FBI concludes Chuck Norris is the greatest threat to Americans
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Fri May 14, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
How farked is Matt Gaetz now that his "wingman" has taken a plea? A federal sex trafficking charge carries a mandatory minimum of a ten year sentence if the victim is under 18, and "Judge, I swear I thought she was 18" isn't a valid defense
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(CNN)
 
 
 
All the stuff we've learned about Matt Gaetz so far makes it kinda look like he's sort of an asshole
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Man who is accused of killing his missing wife submitted a ballot for her because he wanted Trump to win
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Five Brazilian Nationals charged in ID theft ring in San Diego. That's a lot of baseball players
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Thu May 13, 2021
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Group sets up fake dating app profiles to lure "disloyal" government agents into a kompromat scheme. Sounds like the FSB, doesn't it? Well it was Project Veritas, trained by Erik Prince to snuff out disloyal FBI agents
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Senator Richard Shelby (AL-Retiring) asks why DoJ is "more zealously pursuing alleged Capitol rioters than those who vandalized property and 'terrorized cities like Portland?" Because they weren't trying to overthrow the US Constitution?
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Wed May 12, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Yesterday: US warns citizens not to panic and horde gas after pipeline hack. Today: US hit with fuel shortages as panicked drivers fill up tanks after pipeline hack
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Troy Gowdy thinks he has some intelligence
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
State of Emergency declared in literal state of emergency
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Tue May 11, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Not guilty, Your Honor, and we'll be needing a white jury"
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Gas should be back by the weekend. Grass and ass still on the table, still not free
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal investigators seek the cooperation of Matt Gaetz's ex-girlfriend, hope to speak to her after fourth period history
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Spin uncomfortable with any music made after 1989, facts. Headline: FBI looked into Cobain's death. Article: FBI wrote letters to crackpots saying they wouldn't look into it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal investigators are almost done collecting all the evidence they need against Gaspedo Gaetz that indictments should be inbound within the month
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Don't say we're hypocritical / Say rather, we're apolitical / "Whatever we hack has to shut down /That's not our department" / Says Dark Side for ransom
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
We traced the call. It's coming from inside the House
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Mon May 10, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Russian GRU suspected to be behind directed energy attacks against US personnel
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Sun May 09, 2021
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Fill your head with the long-awaited file on Kurt Cobain
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Fri May 07, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
I didn't shoot the sheriff, because he stole all the guns
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
FBI informants committed more than 9,600 crimes under the bureau's supervision during President Trump's first two years in office
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Dog Day Afternoon II
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(MSN)
 
 
 
McDonalds does better background checks than the Alabama State police
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(Washington Monthly)
 
 
 
Time to crack some white collar heads, Merrick
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Having failed to lay a glove on Hunter Biden, Judicial Watch sets its sights on to other members of the Biden family, filing FOIA requests designed to blow the lid off the scandals involving Major and Champ
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Fresh off burning and looting a police station, Boogaloo Bois conduct foreign relations. "He offered to sell the purported Hamas member gun silencers .. as well as ,, devices that convert a semi-automatic rifle such as an AR-15 to fully automatic"
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Wed May 05, 2021
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Giuliani attempts to collect a debt from Donald Trump, has apparently never heard of Donald Trump
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Explosives, flamethrowers, and other weaponry found at various Right Wing protests throughout 2020-2021. Totally normal people though, we swear
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Known pervert and molester says he's too famous to flee and wants out on bail
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Tue May 04, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I'm looking at myself reflections of my mind It's just the kind of day to leave myself behind So gently swaying through the fairyland of The Tuesday MSNBC Discussion Thread @ 7 PM ET
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From the "Good luck with that" desk: Some of Rudy Guiliani's allies are asking Trump and the GOP to help pay their legal bills for the defamation lawsuits they're now facing for promoting Trump's lies about election
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Still holding out hope for the Trump Pee Tape? Urine luck, there's a SECOND Steele Dossier using different sources that confirm tapes exist. Trump's gonna be peed off and flushed with anger when he reads this yellow journalism
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Ctrl+F "Facebook"... yup, there it is
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The CIA does not have a drive-thru
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
It wasn't just the Russians. FBI let slip that Israel had a hand in 2016 as well
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
9 to 11 reasons that you either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Federal investigations and 'accountability' will not prevent police violence against Black and Brown people as long as drugs remain illegal"
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Sat May 01, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Armed FBI agents raid wrong Alaskan couple's home looking for Nancy Pelosi's laptop from the January 6th Capitol riot. How do you say "oops, we're really bad at this" in government-speak?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former deputy admits to beating Black suspects for "sweet stress relief", dropping N-bombs, and wanting Blacks charged with felonies so they can't vote. But his lawyer says he "isn't a bigot or racist"
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Fri April 30, 2021
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
How nasty is the special election in TX-6 to replace Rep. Jim Wright who died of Covid earlier this year? Some voters are reporting receiving an anonymous robocall accusing the front-runner, his widow, of murdering her husband for his insurance
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"They got it from the iCloud" shouts an hysterical Giuliani at a bewildered Tucker Carlson
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Merrick Garland is cleansing the Justice Department of Cheeto dust
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Who knew contracting with a staffing agency for contact tracing who pays their "consultants" minimum wage would result in unsecured personal data being readily available?
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(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
A Wisconsin car dealer 'for the people' gets a visit from the DMV and the Wisconsin DCI at multiple locations. It wasn't because of the infinitely annoying radio commercials
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Thu April 29, 2021
(PopCulture)
 
 
 
10 to 20 years and Counting
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani triggered a new Four Seasons' Total Landscape craze on Twitter
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
You'd get a more coherent statement from a doped-up chinchilla than Rudy Giuliani's attorney
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
President Joe Biden said that he was not briefed about the search warrants executed at Rudy Giuliani's apartment, and he doesn't want to be briefed. Not my job, mon
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyer, whose office was raided by the FBI, reacts to FBI raid on Trump's lawyer's office
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Turns out, the Feds were going to arrest Derek Chauvin if his trial ended the other way
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani's neighbor gives an impromptu press conference that's straight out of Seinfeld
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Those three guys guarding the neighborhood who just had to kill Ahmaud Arbery? They're charged with federal hate crimes. Love, Merrick
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Wed April 28, 2021
(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Hey remember the Insurrection dry run in Michigan? Three defendants have been charged with conspiracy to use a weapon of mass destruction. They were gonna nuke Michigan State? Bastards
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Embezl mor munee
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
AI predicted and attempted to prevent Capitol riot, thankfully not by launching all the missiles
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
9 4-star generals (as many as 36 stars) pen a memo to POTUS begging him to get the intelligence community off their asses and start countering all this propaganda from hostile intelligence services, Fox News
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
FBI director Wray told Congress he "absolutely" wished the agency had penetrated the Proud Boys before Jan 6th, or knew its plans. He COULD have asked one of the 4 leaders of the group that were informants but he was too busy asking about Antifa
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Mon April 26, 2021
(DeadState)
 
 
 
Texas couple arrested in Capitol insurrection, with handy "How it started/How it's going" collage
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Looks like when he wasn't supplying Matt Gaetz with little girls, his buddy Joel Greenberg was busy hoovering fraudulent cash out of the government at a pace that would make a Trump blush
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Who says police reform won't work? Newark, NJ, police department went through all of 2020 without firing a single shot
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Sat April 24, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Customs and Border Patrol, flying a predator drone, to surveil protests, 200 miles from the border
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Fri April 23, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Those next-gen 'Easy-Bake Ovens' really leaned into it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Republicans keep battling intelligence.. Irony seen weeping in corner
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Derek Chauvin: career criminal
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Thu April 22, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
DOJ: At least 100 more arrests coming, so prepare your finest tiny violin jokes
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Wed April 21, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Federal investigators are having a hard time proving that the January 6th attack was planned online because they're ignoring all the evidence that it was planned online
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(NPR)
 
 
 
DOJ to investigate Minneapolis Police for possible patterns of excessive force, timing of horses and barn doors
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
The missing piece of the Gaetz investigation is finally solved. Why would AG Bill Barr have ever authorized an investigation against Trump ally Gaetz? Because Gaetz pissed Barr off by trying to go over his head to the president on a legal call
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Prosecutors are ignoring evidence of insurrectionists planning the attack online, just as law enforcement did prior to 1/6
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
FedEx mass shooter was a "Brony", said he hoped to meet his favorite "My little Pony" character in the afterlife. Joke's on him as mass murderers go straight into "Caillou" hell
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Mon April 19, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Apparently being beaten by an insurrectionist mob is now considered "natural causes"
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1993, Attorney General Janet Reno found her new dance moves in Waco were less than successful
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Sun April 18, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Well this is not at all disturbing - eBay account of individual who works in a Chicago pharmacy selling blank vaccination cards
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Last founding member of the Kingsmen says Oh, no, he gotta go
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Federal prosecutors may actually have two cooperating witnesses against Matt Gaetz now. Enjoy your weekend, Matt
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
It's like if they rebooted "Knight Rider" with a Tesla and had it hunt down criminals across the country. Which . . . is not that bad of an idea, actually
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Authorities were warned about FedEx suspect's potential for violence, sources say. So a 'good guy with a gun' couldn't help, the police couldn't help... that puts a lot of presure on mental health and thoughts and prayers
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Robinhood farked up again
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(WMBF Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
There are better ways to tenderize your steak
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
FBI about to let us know whether Thanksgiving with your idiot Facebook relatives might ramp up from "Awkward" to "Dangerous"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well, let's face it. When you're a DoorDash delivery driver whose self-given nickname is "Smooth Sanchez" and you've publicly declared yourself a "virgin for life," is it really that much further of a step toward becoming an Incel terrorist?
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
No 'Big Brother' hijinks going on here, just the FBI accessing computers around U.S. to delete Microsoft Exchange hacks
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(NPR)
 
 
 
FBI asks public if they know anyone who walks this way
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Al Franken resigned from Congress after a lewd picture surfaced. Matt Gaetz, on the other hand, had his phone seized by the feds in December as part of a sex trafficking investigation... and is still serving on various committees
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gaspedo parties? You bet your ass there were Gaspedo parties
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Tue April 13, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
The chief of the Bridgeport, Connecticut police is given a one-year prison sentence for rigging the hiring process for... the chief of the Bridgeport, Connecticut police
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Mon April 12, 2021
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Katie Hill says that she is a poor judge of character in men and so maybe America shouldn't embrace Matt Gaetz like she did back in 2019
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Lieutenant Jim Dangle certainly has hit the skids since his Reno 911 days
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Domestic terrorism is overwhelmingly right-wing and it's increasing
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Treasonous insurrectionist alleges jail guards helped him find out
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Sat April 10, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
You're out! Finished! Expelled! I want you off this campus Monday morning! Well? Well? Out with it
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(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
Somewhere in Virginia is an Amazon data center that runs 70% of the Internet, according to the man who was arrested for attempting to blow it up
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Fri April 09, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Freedom reset by peer
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Department of Defense Inspector General uncovered evidence that Michael Flynn accepted thousands of dollars from foreign interests and governments, and might just have broken some laws, committed some light treason
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Confederate flag carrier indicted for participation in January 6 riot, failing history class
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Days after Jan. 6, Quaglin repeatedly Googled his own involvement in the riots, including "guy gets bear sprayed at capital", and later "countries where you can buy citizenship, residency, or passport"
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
I think the issue here is less WHO Matt Gaetz' wingman IS and the fact that a sitting Congressman HAS a "wingman"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
How could the Gaetz scandal get any ickier? Just add Jacob Wohl
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz? Never heard of him, I think he got me an underage sex slave once
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The double mutant is not double scary, because even though it's more transmissible it's not DOUBLE transmissible like duh, pfffft, so no biggie, let's just call it a tie
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Over the last four years, the Trump Administration discarded the tradition of open hearings on World Wide Threats, when it displeased the former president to have his preferred views of rival nations contradicted by agency heads,". Not anymore
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Tue April 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"When you write Matt Gaetz's defense to the allegations against him out, it seems totally ludicrous. Mostly because it is. His line of argument is, in a word, dumb"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz says he is 'absolutely not resigning' which means he'll probably resign by the end of the week
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz needs someone to explain to him that gladiators didn't actually fight for Rome but were part of the bread and circuses to keep the public from rioting?
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Mon April 05, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Domestic malarkey now in Biden's crosshairs
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Look, you may be the pilot, and yes, it IS called "the cockpit" , but that does NOT mean you get to whip it out during a flight, buddy
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Former aide to Matt Gaetz (R-awdoggin) was contacted by the FBI last week. In other news, Gaetz has aides
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Sun April 04, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York Post: 17? 18? What's the difference?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Like clockwork, Alan Dershowitz rushes to the defense of another sex trafficker from Florida. Getting to be kinda a habit for him innit?
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Sat April 03, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
A new entry for the "unfortunate turn of phrase" headline
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After undercover investigation, FBI and DEA raid Beverly Hills company that provided small secure and private boxes. Included in article: the in no way suspicious advertisement "we don't even want to know your name"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When booking passage on a cargo ship so you can join ISIS, make sure your travel agent isn't a federal agent
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And of course the Daily Beast has texts implicating Matt Gaetz
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Why yes, Matt Gaetz was the only no vote on 2017 human trafficking bill. Why do you ask?
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Thu April 01, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Gaetzgate is all about the Benjamins
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Gaspedal Gaetz:"I'm going to work for Fox News." Fox News:"No you won't...you stranger person we have never met or heard from in our entire life"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Gaetz: All you have to do to debunk these claims against me is look at my travel records. Reporters: Alright. Could we please see them? Gaetz: OMG WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP HARASSING ME?
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Proud Boy's lawyer argues the fact his client informed FBI about lizard people, mothman, bigfoot and antifa should buy him leniency in Jan. 6 conspiracy and insurrection
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Matt Gaetz saga is like an episode of "Scandal"... if that show were written by morons
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(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
FAKE MOOS
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Wed March 31, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The FBI investigation into Matt Gaetz may go deeper than we thought
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz' dad backs up the blackmail story, confirms he wore a wire for the FBI. Important to note however, that just because someone is blackmailing you over something, it doesn't make the accusation untrue. In fact, most often it's the opposite
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If you're going to be a self-styled "sandwich Nazi," publicly berating your sub shop workers, macing customers, and shoving Trump propaganda at everybody, don't be shocked when your former employees rat you out for your role in the Capitol riot
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(CBS 42 Birmingham)
 
 
 
"I wondered when y'all were going to show up. Guess you've seen the videos on my Facebook page"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Bureau of Prisons to Inmates: Covid makes it too risky to meet your lawyer face-to-face, but don't worry, you can use our e-mail system to contact them. Also, to use our e-mail system, you must consent to letting us read all your e-mails
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kevin McCarthy: Okay, the sedition, lying, treason, white supremacy, hanging with Jeff Epstein, and espionage on behalf of our enemies were bad...but child sex trafficking (if true) is where we'll draw the phoney-baloney line of morality
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The look you get when you realize your interview with a sex criminal will put you at risk for a subpoena
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Isn't it odd how Matt Gaetz, who is now under investigation for having sex with a child, was best buddies with a former GOP official who ended up indicted for child sex trafficking? Is the whole "QAnon" conspiracy one massive case of reflection?
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Tue March 30, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
New report from the N. S. Sherlock Institute finds that school attacks can be prevented when people identify the warning signs and intervene
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That hole, keep digging, Matt
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Biggs was working for the Empire before he joined the Rebellion. This is not a repeat from a long time ago
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Houston Public Media)
 
 
 
Pair of hat-wearing human thumbs arrested for Capitol insurrection
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
He's right -- he needs two
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What would Jesus do? Have a threesome and then beg #3 to kill his spouse
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Sun March 28, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida Man shooting up the Everglades
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Sat March 27, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Biden is firing THE BEST PEOPLE
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Fri March 26, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The FBI is putting the Jan 6th band back together...in Prison. Today's addition to the line-up: the Tambourine player/ex-NYPD spokeswoman
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Baked Alaska" asks a judge to let him off his ankle monitor because he "does not come from a background of violence and disdain for law enforcement,". There is video of him on Jan 6 calling cops "farking oathbreaker" and "piece of shiat"
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