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Thu August 06, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Federal workers lose challenge to ban discussing Trump's impeachment
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Federal judge questions doctrine of "qualified Immunity"
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DeCities and DeCounties are DeFighting each other for DeFederal DeMoney
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kinda like the alternate headline too: Controversial 'Hookers for Jesus' group to get more federal money after Bill Barr and Ivanka Trump announce new sex trafficking effort
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
GOP considers south lawn of White House for Trump's convention speech, even though under federal law, government employees and property are barred from being used for political purposes
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Federal agents withdrew from Portland's BLM protests, leaving the city to chaos and violence. Just kidding, the night passed without incident
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Federal judge overturns death sentence for the Boston Marathon Bomber
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Thu July 30, 2020
(The Planetary Society)
 
 
 
Newly launched Perseverance rover just bankrupted America as it cost 0.0058% of the federal budget and a whooping 1.2% of NASA's budget. That's a big farking deal
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A Tennessee state senator has been charged with stealing more than $600,000 in federal funds received by a health care company she directed and using the money to pay for her wedding and other personal expenses. Difficulty: She's a Democrat
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Shiat just got real: The co-founder of the ultra-conservative Federalist Society just called for Trump's immediate re-impeachment
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Teacher Union president tells federal and local authorities rushing to open schools against medical advice that there's just one teeny tiny flaw in their plans: Schools need teachers and her members can and will strike if they feel unsafe
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fox News 2020 vs. Fox News 2014: Use of Federal Agents Edition
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Tue July 28, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump just announced that Kodak will begin producing base chemicals for generic pharmaceuticals, and has secured a nearly $1 billion Federal loan to do so. So, momma don't take my Viagrachrome away??
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Federal judge orders documents related to Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell to be released to the public no later than July 30
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(CNN)
 
 
 
House Democrats prepared to give up the $600 federal unemployment enhancement, conceding that it serves as a disincentive to go back to work
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Just like in 2016, Trump is seeking to rev up his base by releasing a list of "good" judges he'll promise to appoint to the federal bench and the Supreme Court, but his base feels burned by his current picks and sounds like Roger Daltrey right now
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Portland leaf blower wars have escalated: the troops have brought their own blowers, and the protestors are using gas powered backpack units
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Sat July 25, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
The Trump administration is suing the city of Seattle, in federal court, over a ban on the use of tear gas
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Debate about states rights vs federal powers erupts. This is not a repeat from 1860
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Federal Judge: Oregon Attorney General doesn't have standing to enforce law in Oregon
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In a federal filing last week, the RNC reported spending $14,000 on "building maintenance" -- which now appears to be a misspelling of "masks for ourselves"
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Federal Fascist goons make CO State Rep Dave Williams moist
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Federal eviction moratorium expires today, additional weekly $600 unemployment ends tomorrow, unemployment is at 11%, and there is still no stimulus bill in sight ...and here we go
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Trump calls Mayor Lightfoot for a truce to coordinate agreement on federal deployment of his brownshirts in Chicago
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Turns out those "federal agents" the DHS has deployed into Portland could possibly be private contractors
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Federal Judge orders deposition of Virginia Giuffre that includes accusations against Alan Dershowitz to be unsealed. This includes deposition of someone called John Doe #1
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Two men never confirmed to lead DHS asked a man never confirmed as general counsel to back a dubious legal theory & deploy the nation's largest and third-largest federal law enforcement agencies to Portland
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Burger King eats vegans alive in federal court over Impossible Whopper lawsuit. Not very vegan, BK
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Americans are now crowdsourcing how to live because the federal government has completely failed to help guide them through the coronavirus pandemic
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(Some Signmaking Guy)
 
 
 
Unmarked vehicles with federal agents a problem? Wouldn't the solution be for the citizenry to order a bunch of graphics to help them mark their patrol vehicles while they're stopped? LGT example of a graphics package
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
DHS shuts down the LIE that the federal security forces are "unidentified". The have a BAR CODE, libs
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will the moms stand their ground and chase away all the secret federal police? Once this is all over will Portland be kept weird? Live from The Rose City it's your official Fark WTF is going in Portland thread
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Tue July 21, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
New twist to the NJ federal judge family murder story: Did the anti-feminist Trumper lawyer also kill a rival attorney?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Covid testing with no data, federal agents with no badges, press conferences with no facts. It's the second wave. Coronavirus rally returns, live from the White House, 5pm ET
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Who actually wants Trump the Awful to send in federal law enforcement to crack protestor heads in the nation's cities? Police unions
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
SC Governor: Public school teachers need to be back in the classroom 5-days a week despite a lack of funding for PPE and COVID precautions. Also SC Governor: Let's take 66% of emergency federal funding and give it to private schools
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Mon July 20, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rand Paul discovers his hypocrisy only goes so far: "We cannot give up liberty for security. Local law enforcement can and should be handling these situations.. there is no place for federal troops or unidentified federal agents rounding people up"
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
After its stunning debut in Portland, Trump and DHS plan to take their Naked Federal Power Grab show on the road
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Good news, peaceful protesters: Trump's federal invasion force is probably coming to a city near you
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Surgeon General: Look. If we're going to have a federal mask mandate we're going to need to be sending more stormtroopers into the streets like we did in Portland. And since you all didn't seem to like the stormtroopers, we can't have masks. Get it?
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Sun July 19, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Husband and son of federal judge overseeing Epstein-Deutsche Bank case shot in their home by gunman possibly disguised as delivery driver
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So, and you may want to sit down for this one, turns out that the federal agents Trump unleashed on the streets of Portland weren't exactly, and I use the technical term, "trained" for civilian law enforcement
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"At one stage, California's Newsom was told that if he wanted the federal government to help obtain the swabs needed to test for the virus, he would have to ask Trump himself - and thank him"
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Fri July 17, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's unfair to say Mitch McConnell is doing "nothing" on the pandemic crisis. In fact he working VERY hard on doing the WRONG thing: Giving businesses state and federal immunity from covid-related lawsuits until 2024, retroactive to December 2019
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Much like that time you cleared out that elevator, federal officers use gas to clear out protesters
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
California man disturbed to find out that federal felony charges for defrauding the Paycheck Protection Program of $9 million don't stay in Vegas
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Hey y'all, the $600 federal unemployment benefit isn't going to expire on July 31 after all. (◕‿◕) ...Because it's going kaput on July 26 ( ._.)
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
It's cute that Poltico thinks rules still exist
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Oh Art Schlichter, never change. Art Schlichter: OK
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Federal judge rejects gym claim to stay open for another 26 minutes
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
No way would an honest company like Southwest Airlines begin to implement huge layoffs despite taking federal assistance. No way
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Supreme Court clears way for 2nd federal execution this week with the court's four liberal members dissenting, saying getting dementia many years later after his horrible acts is the reason he doesn't deserve this
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Federal Times)
 
 
 
Sometimes, the headlines really do write themselves: "Federal leadership awards to be canceled for 2020"
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Tue July 14, 2020
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Sorry, Ft. Worth Farkers, despite a massive increase in COVID cases over the past two weeks, your city council has decided that spending Federal funds to track and treat new cases is just too difficult to accomplish
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Did you know that federal contracting rules say that agencies can only evaluate vendors by looking at past performance by that company, not the record of other companies run by the same people?
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(In These Times)
 
 
 
We're about to have an unemployment crisis, eviction crisis, health crisis, child care crisis, and business failure crisis all feeding each other, and the federal government does not particularly seem to care
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Daniel Lewis Lee becomes first Federal prisoner executed in 17 years following compelling performance in "There Will Be Blood"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
While the country is facing economic depression and a pandemic has killed 138,000 Americans with no end in sight, Tennessee bans abortion. Fark: a federal judge stopped the law 45 minutes later. Tennessee tag oddly missing
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Mon July 13, 2020
(10 News)
 
 
 
Federal judge rules that women can get abortions online. Is there anything the internet can't do?
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Thu July 09, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Justice Department to resume federal executions for the first time in more than 15 years because OF COURSE THEY ARE
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Indian Country Today)
 
 
 
Federal Judge: Get that oil out of the Dakota Access Pipeline now and shut it down. Did I stutter?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Organization formed to shrink federal government until it was small enough to drown in a bathtub is drowning in federal PPP grants
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Sat July 04, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Without Federal aid, mass transit, cities, and really the entire country will grind to a halt
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Over at the conservative website The Federalist and 36 years after its release, someone finally listened to the lyrics of Born In The U.S.A
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Wed July 01, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Senators mull replacing Columbus Day with Juneteenth as a federal holiday. Wait, what?
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
I don't suppose it matters that the Washington Square arch is not a federal monument
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The so-called cyanide bomb was not the work of some rogue actor or terrorist cell. It had been installed by a federal employee on official business." "The US government put (it) 350ft from my house, and killed my dog and poisoned my child"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Who owns The Federalist's Parlor handle? This guy
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
At today's task force briefing, Pence refused to tell people to wear a mask. But three different times he said we should hope and pray. Is that the official COVID response from the federal government now?
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Thu June 25, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Federal government sent $1.4 Billion in stimulus checks to dead people. Most seemed to have an address at some resort in Palm Beach, Florida. You can't explain that
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Publisher of The Federalist wants Republicans to start getting physical and attack BLM protesters
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Wed June 24, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve: "We can supply the economy with $2.3 trillion to help during the pandemic lockdown". Let's see how they're doing so far...oops
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Everything's bigger in Texas, including the number of demands from locals for the federal government to keep supporting COVID-19 testing sites in the state. Seems like they haven't bought into the idea that cases will drop if they just stop testing
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Twitter)
 
Boobies
 
I don't care what they're actually demanding, the Federalist can take my boobies when they pry them from my soft fingers
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Sun June 21, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Federal employee who yelled at teen girls gets some paid time off
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Thu June 18, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bill to be introduced making Juneteenth a Federal holiday by John Cornyn (R-eally, for real, are you sure? Texas)
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Federal judge orders Grin Munchkin to release all COVID relief funds for tribes now because laws aren't optional
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Fact-checking Rep. Talib's claim Detroit spends $9 mil on healthcare and $300 mil on police: It's true, but a lot of healthcare spending comes from grants and federal money, and if you factor that in, they only spend 10x as much on cops as healthcare
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Tue June 16, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Google finally bans extreme-right websites "The Federalist" and "ZeroHedge" from its ad platform
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Mon June 15, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve to buy individual corporate bonds. Investors respond by buying individual corporate stonks
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Thu June 11, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Swiss federal officials will soon have to take the train - not a plane - where available for work trips as their government reaffirms its neutrality, in this case to carbon
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Wed June 10, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Review of court documents show none of the indviduals facing federal charges in connection with the unrest have links to antifa. Logic dictates that can only mean one thing: Antifa has successfully infiltrated the US courts
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
A federal judge has read the unredacted Mueller report and DOJ has some 'splainin to do
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Tue June 09, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
If we want to "defund the police", we should probably start with the billions of dollars in grants federal agencies from the DOJ to the USDA hand out to local PD's every year, and make cities decide how much law enforcement they can really afford
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Mon June 08, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
American Airlines releases the details of the severance packages for execs if they are laid off when the federal cash expires, including nine months of pay and a little over two years of health-care. Those already fired can go suck avgas exhaust
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
I still love Trading Places (1983) but always felt as if, after the credits roll, Louis and Billy Ray would have ended up in jail. Do you think it would it be possible to pull off a scheme like this and not end up in Federal prison?
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Leaked document reveals details of federal law enforcement patrolling Washington amid protests
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Trump backs off push to federalize forces against riots, probably because some adults in the military pointed out his 'brilliant' plan has a lot of legal issues
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
National Guard deployments for the pandemic response have been extended to mid-August thereby allowing guardsmen to qualify for federal benefits. What's the catch? There's always a catch
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Federal Election Commission chairman provides epic 60 tweet thread regarding President Trump's claims of mail in voting fraud. TL; DR: he's "dead wrong"
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Wed May 27, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
For some completely unknown and mysterious reason, Republicans working on legislation to strip Twitter of federal liability protections. Hmmmm, wonder why
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
One minute you're walking into a south Florida federal courthouse to file a lawsuit that will change everything about the unconstitutional power grab, and the next minute a doctor is telling you that you have the biggest hernia ever and cancer too
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Governor files federal appeal to overturn popular will and reinstate unconstitutional poll tax
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
"The Senate Majority Leader said that the next round of federal aid cannot be used to help states with "pre-existing" fiscal issues." Well, I guess that leaves out all the red states
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(San Antonio Express)
 
 
 
A Texas 'event planner' who won a $39 million federal contract to deliver food to lower-income residents lied about his about his credentials and client list and has not delivered as much as one meal, according to reports
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Tue May 26, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Federal Government: We can't do widespread Covid-19 testing. Bill Gates and Washington Health Officials: It's ok, we got this. FDA: Not yours, can't haz
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Sun May 24, 2020
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
In a major victory, a federal judge just struck down Florida's pay-to-vote system
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rick Scott has no idea how federal taxes work
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Federal judge taps Barr on the wrist for withholding evidence
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Wed May 20, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tom Brady, meet the Federal Trade Commission. FTC, Tom Brady. You two have a lot to talk about
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
It seems that Pompeo's been holding taxpayer-funded dinners by using federal resources to cultivate a donor and supporter base for Pompeo's political ambitions
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(CNN)
 
 
 
News: Federal judge rules citizens afraid of catching Covid-19 can vote by mail. Fark: in Texas
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
White House lawyers: "Please dismiss this lawsuit over us gutting the EPA as is our absolute immunity right according to Constitution, v.2020" ..... CA Federal judge: "As if"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
In any other timeline, this would get an "obvious" tag, but in this one, it's a cause for celebration: "A WA state lawmaker whose actions surrounding an armed standoff with federal agents were dubbed 'domestic terrorism' will not seek reelection"
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Mon May 18, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
State and Federal data on Covid-19 aren't jiving, just like Rick Dees in the 70s
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Thu May 14, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Federal appeals court rules against Trump in a lawsuit alleging he's violated the emoluments clause of the Constitution
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Slenderman(R-FL) doesn't want his federally subsidized state to "bail out" states that subsidize the federal government
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Despite a $115M endowment, think tank thinks there wouldn't be a problem with the $8 million federal small-business loan they received
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Christie's Bridgegate accomplices have convictions thrown out because "federal fraud statutes at issue do not criminalize all deception, corruption, abuse of power"
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Why is the stock market rallying while so many people are unemployed? Basically, the Federal Reserve is doing its job well; the pain you're feeling is Trump's incompetence
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Deep thoughts with The Federalist: criticism of Trump is election interference
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Federal judge restores New York's Democratic presidential primary for June 23, says eliminating it was unconstitutional
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news: the number of new NY coronavirus cases are headed down. Bad news: the number of national coronavirus cases, excluding NY, are headed up. Farkward: if you put the two together, new coronavirus cases are looking...flat
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart returns $12.6 million in federal health stimulus cash. In other news, WAL-MART got $12.6 million in federal health stimulus cash
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember "desk-hoteling" and "open office" plans that many tech businesses and the federal government insisted were the wave of the future for workspace? In a post Covid-19 world those are clearly going to be a thing of the past
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a shocking turn of events, Yahoo has a reasoned & informative piece on the perilous straits faced by various federalisms. This being the worst timeline, Subby assumes this means we'll get States Rights all the way down to SovCits and gold fringe
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Federal court to New York nurses: fark off and die
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(Outline - WaPo)
 
 
 
Federal judge rules women should only get paid 81% of what a man gets paid
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Fri May 01, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
How strange. All the prisoners at the federal prison Michael Cohen is at who were were granted home confinement due to coronavirus have lost those privileges and will remain behind bars. I wonder whatever could have happened?
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
So this is what we've come to now? Governor of Maryland has the National Guard protecting his testing supplies in an undisclosed location to keep the Federal Government from confiscating them
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Wed April 29, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Martin Shkreli exhibits "The same kind of delusional self-aggrandizing behavior that got him a lengthy sentence in the first place." Federal judge not amused
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
After furloughing 95% of their workforce, SeaWorld is trying to get a federal loan meant to help retain workers, either in bid to keep that last 5% or just to try to get a different flavor of outrage going after Blackfish
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump announced federal guidelines saying states should have 14 continuous days of falling numbers of COVID-19 cases before reopening. Guess how many states qualify to reopen. Go ahead, guess
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Mnuchin says that states with "poorly managed budgets" will not get federal bailout funds. This is a guy who sat on the board of Sears for god sake
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nathan's Famous will return the $1.2 million it received as a federal small business rescue loan. Did any of these go to small businesses?
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
After Congress told it No, the Federal Reserve created a investment-grade back door that allowed Carnival Cruises to still get billions in bailout funds
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Federal Appeals court: Reading is Fundamental...to "our scheme of ordered liberty" and thus a right to learn to read is a protected constitutional right under the due process clause of the 14th Amendment
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
For thirteen years, the EPA has prevented construction on a site that might or might not be federally protected, and they're being passive aggressive about it too
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Potbelly Sandwich Shop Corporation finally gets sick to its stomach with guilt, throws up $10 Million federal coronavirus loan
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
People who think we will still have an election this year say the Trump* administration has until May 3 to form a committee to begin transition planning according to federal law
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Let's add theft of federal funds for campaign purposes to the list of charges against the Trump administration
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Federal government bailing out Alaska Girl Scouts over shortened cookie season. In other news there is now a Covid-19 Merit Badge
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Catfishing to get a date. New Hotness: Catfishing to commit a federal crime
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
U.S. federal debt will exceed size of economy in 2020 for first time since World War II. Enjoy what's left of the country while you can
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Not news: Federal appeals court denies silly appeal... New: Appeal sought immunity from prosecution for Louisiana prosecutors who used fake subpoenas to pressure witnesses
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pizzagater, who tried to burn down a restaurant to save imaginary victims of child sexual trafficking, sentenced to 4 years in federal prison
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jussie Smollett's retaliatory lawsuit filed against Chicago thrown out by Federal judge
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo tells Senator Turtle to go back into his shell and learn whose state is the one getting federal bailouts
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Federal judge: "Fark off, churches, you're not being treated differently. Same rules for you and everyone else." GOP official raises threat of secret services, not knowing we have one of those already
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
With the federal small business rescue fund depleted and no word on whether more funding will be made available, scores of restaurants turning to muggings, petty theft, and street crime to make ends meet
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Tue April 21, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
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Small Business Administration says little darlings are not eligible for federal bailout money. And neither is Little Darlings
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Federal projections for what happens if Trump and the "I'm a vector" protesters get their way
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Mon April 20, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
"This is not federalism, it is tyranny of the minority. It is a system in which smaller states and randomly evolving swing states get to dominate the national community"
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Government Executive)
 
 
 
Oh happy day, court rules Federal agencies free to launch retaliatory investigations against whistleblowers
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Federal Advisory Committees Act is intended to prevent lobbyists from secretly advising the president by requiring the meetings of advisory groups not entirely made up of federal employees to be public. Of course Trump is ignoring it
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Remember when Kushner said that the federal stockpile is for the federal government and not the states, and everyone went, "huh?" Well, now we know why he made the distinction
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Boston won't allow restaurants to sell groceries because an imaginary federal regulation says they can't
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
South Korea continues to make the US Federal Government response to the Pandemic look like a cross between a big used car sale and a three stooges marathon
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Two out of three federal judges are extremely sorry they can't do anything for victims of Jeffrey Epstein. Third judge thinks the other two are assholes who gutted the Crimes Victims Rights Act of 2004, and Fark their condescending florid language
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(AP News)
 
 
 
UnitedHealth won't seek federal aid because of the virus - it's still printing money faster than the Fed
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hey guys, the Federal Reserve says that quarantining is a really inefficient way to handle Covid-19. That's right, the guys who print money out of thin air are giving medical advice. This timeline sucks
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
If there is on "upside" to the Pandemic, it HAS put the brakes on Moscow Mitch's drive to pack the federal courts with lifetime appointed ideologues
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(Milwaukee Independent)
 
 
 
Remember those laws that were pushed through in Wisconsin after Scott Walker lost, to strip the governor of some of their powers? The WI legislature is now taking advantage of that to hold federal emergency Medicaid funding hostage
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Vice Chairman of the Federal Reserve: "There's nothing fundamentally wrong with the economy." Well, aside from the fact that our consumer driven economy has no consumers
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
"In hindsight, allowing high school dropouts to borrow federally guaranteed money in order to attend for-profit colleges was disastrous"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
All 50 states have been declared federal disaster zones, from sea to shining sea
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Sat April 11, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
One brewery owner's experience with the federal bailout shows its one size fits all approach doesn't
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Nebraska gets $300G in federal money for each coronavirus case while New York gets just $12G. Gee... it's almost as if someone in power is playing patronage games with peoples' lives. But no one would be that THAT heartless, right? Right?
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Someone somewhere has convinced the Mango Mussolini that shutting down Federal aid to coronavirus testing sites might not be a good idea after all
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Bill Gates has been warning us about pandemics for five years and thinks U.S. citizens are doing a good job. The federal government? Not so much
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee files federal lawsuit against Sheriff and County keeping him off his private beach. No world yet on his beach attire
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Thu April 09, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Yesterday: Stock market jumped after socialist Bernie Sanders dropped out of the nomination system. Today: Stock market jumped after Federal Reserve dropped a shiatload of socialism onto the financial system
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