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Fri August 14, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to know how long a fart lingers in a BART train, here's the answer. Also, what is wrong with you?
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Wed August 12, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Circus closed for months due to the COVID-19 pandemic is making extra money by selling lion poop. Owners say it's become their mane source of income
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Covid not stopping you from your beach trip? How about the thought of swimming in feces?
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(Athens Banner Herald)
 
 
 
University of Georgia posts and removes guidance for having sex during COVID-19 pandemic--hopefully so they can include the term "doggystyle" in the next draft
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Regarding Kim Jon Un: "It's not that he has public toilet anxiety - it's all part of his plan to protect his feces from falling into the wrong hands"
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Some bugs don't croak after being eaten by frogs. But the aftermath could be termed pretty crappy
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Delightful memories of napping in the loo
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Someone may be in deep do-do after mechanic receives a package via USPS with dog poop in it. Message written in Yinzer included
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Tue July 21, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Well that didn't take long. "Trump throws wrench into coronavirus bill negotiations with Senate Republicans". You know, the negotiations with senators from his own party and have they checked to make sure it's a wrench and not just feces?
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
"Whatever you call it, the natural byproduct of human digestion - feces, fecal material, poo or poop - is a true indicator of internal health." Tag is for when you eat too much cheese
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
"Whatever you call it, the natural byproduct of human digestion - feces, fecal material, poo or poop - is a true indicator of internal health." Tag is for when you eat too much cheese
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Wed July 01, 2020
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
People who left Twitter for "Free Speech" Social Network, Parler are flocking back to Twitter to complain that they've been banned from Parler for speaking freely
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Like a glory hole for your hands" And with that, phrasing became extinct
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Cities discover just what happens when you cut public toilets by a third but open up outside access. Spoiler: it's not pretty and it does involve human feces and urine
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Fri June 26, 2020
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
1-year-old kid in a kennel inside a trailer home. With 8 snakes including a 10-foot boa constrictor. AND 150 to 200 mice. AND 15-20 dogs. AND thousands of roaches and maggots. No, not a double-wide, or Florida
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Tue June 16, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Latest thing that's bad for you? Flushing the toilet
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
You are outside the perimeter of your home. Nature calls and your only option is a public restroom. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO? Dr Petri, an epidemiologist, lists four things to pay attention to
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Sims 4 update introduces gonorrhea
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Thu June 04, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Don't nobody go in the aquarium for about thirty-five, forty-five months. Somebody open a window
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Don't nobody go in the aquarium for about thirty-five, forty-five months. Somebody open a window
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Butt wiping throughout the ages; at last, the story can be told. Still no word on how to use the three sea shells
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Thu May 28, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Oh, shiat. SHIAT? Issue a press release
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Oh, shiat. SHIAT? Issue a press release
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Grist)
 
 
 
Is America ready for the bidet?
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about. Why, right now they're pooping on our lettuce"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With lockdown eased we had a lovely day at the seaside, Mum went paddling with little Amy. Dad showed Bobby how to make sand castles. Uncle Jim curled one out and left his pants on it. The ice creams. The...wait. What?
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump is smearing feces... *ahem* Fauci... Trump is smearing Fauci
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Mon May 11, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Let's reopen state parks but leave restrooms closed. What could possibly go wrong?
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
It's a sailboat, not a schooner
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
CDC tracking Covid-19 through human waste in efforts to be ready for when the shiat hits the fan
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Thu April 30, 2020
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Ancient proverb: Suspicion falls on man who wipes butt yet toilet paper remains clean
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Mon April 20, 2020
(WHYY)
 
 
 
On the whole, toilet-paper makers are getting to the bottom of the shortage and producing record-breaking sheets. Article contains more asinine puns
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Sun April 19, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
This computer knows its shiat
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Health.com)
 
 
 
Quarantine constipation, the opposite of safe toilet syndrome
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Fri April 17, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
A new technique is making it easier for archaeologists to determine the origin of the feces
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
A new technique is making it easier for archaeologists to determine the origin of the feces
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