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Wed September 23, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently, François Arnaud is also a big fan of Schitt's Creek
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(UPI)
 
 
 
New research suggests animals begin to lose their fear of predators once they start encountering humans on a regular basis. THE FOOLS
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Have you seen Kyle? I hope his mom likes paying for his lawyers. He's about to learn more about American courts than any 17-year-old wants to know now that the lawsuits have started
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Wall Street has fears about major volatility and market losses ahead of the election and Supreme Court fiascos. The rest of America tunes up their tiny violins
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
3 research-based ways to cope with the uncertainties of pandemic life other than CBD (crying, booze, denial)
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Tue September 22, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
WZTV: Nashville mayor is covering up coronavirus cases. Fox News: OMG COVERUP Nashville Mayor: No, I'm not. Here are the receipts. WZTV: You're right, our bad. Fox News: Oopsie. Tucky: OMG COVERUP
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Mexico City pulls terrifying dinosaur-sized 'giant rat' from beneath the city after heavy rain washes it out of sewer ...Oh, leftover Halloween prop. Never mind (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon September 21, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fearless girl statue gets a timely wardrobe update
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Sun September 20, 2020
(WhatCulture)
 
 
 
Ten Star Trek episodes that pissed people off (Warning: Slideshow)
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Meghan McCain is upset the Media isn't focusing on the violence at protests
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Sat September 12, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
New website aims to help you cut back on doomscrolling. Disaster tweeting, anger facebooking, hate farking still allowed
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Next generation consoles might be capable of running Crysis at max settings. But have no fear, Crysis Remastered will bring them to their knees
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Thu September 10, 2020
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Just face it, people with the last name of Fillmore don't make great politicians
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump admits he can't read
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Wed September 09, 2020
(TVLine)
 
 
 
"The Walking Dead" to finally shamble and stumble its way to the end after Season 11
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(NPR)
 
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Guest on NPR calls Jesus a loser. Difficulty pastor at Grace Lutheran Church in Brownton Minnesota. Warning audio podcast without complete transcript
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Tue September 08, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Covid-19 is completely reshaping the holiday shopping season for Americans
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Sun September 06, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Yes, you really need to get a flu shot this season
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Husband told by wife to go out and buy a garden gnome for the yard, he comes home with a £1,600 11ft T-Rex. Was that wrong ..should he not of done that?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Dr. Dre's wife spells out why she needs $2 million/month to cover expenses
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Sat September 05, 2020
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Los Angeles police are fighting a war against.....paintballers?
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Fri September 04, 2020
(NFL)
 
 
 
Washington releasing running back Adrian Peterson for fear his off-field reputation might taint an otherwise stellar organization
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Thu September 03, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Persequimur somnia in balneo speculum
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Ship carrying thousands of cattle disappears at sea, as investigators fear it was yet another vessel taken by the Bermooda Triangle
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In an email to his neighbors Portland's mayor said it would be "best for me and for everyone else's safety and peace" that he finds a new home
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Cruise ships crew on cruise ship to ship crew's shiat flick
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump finally breaks CNN's fact checker
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Tue September 01, 2020
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Two bodies pulled from sunk car in Cape Fear river. Max Cady to be brought in for questioning
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Headline: FEARS MEN COULD DIE OUT FROM DISAPPEARING Y CHROMOSOME. Article: says this is unlikely to happen (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon August 31, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
If you're still using Facebook, you're comfortable with this
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
CVS is trying to kill you
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hypnotheraphy a catholicon for lachanophobia?
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Sun August 30, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Black bear boops brought breathlessness, brown briefs
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I'll see your double rainbow, dude, and raise you a rainbow sky
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Wed August 26, 2020
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Ohio GOP governor to conservative critics who are trying to impeach him: "Come at me, bro"
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(Idaho Press-Tribune)
 
 
 
Ammon Bundy and his Emotional Support Chair arrested for trespassing
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Half Scoop seen looking both ways as he recedes into the hedge
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"And even though [President Trump] had been told on repeated occasions that the way he wanted to do it was illegal, his response was to say, 'Do it. If you get in trouble, I'll pardon you.'"
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Tue August 25, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
FDA chief vaccinesplains to Trump that science requires research and testing and that the deep state is about as real as leprechauns or a profitable Trump brand
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Loudmouth Harpy gets roasted on Twitter
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Climbing team helps wheelchair-bound friend scale El Capitan in kind-hearted move that will no doubt bring future good karma, because as they say, the wheels in the sky keep turning
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donnie's deadline for drug pricing via executive order passes with all the impact of hydroxychloroquine on a stubbed toe
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(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
Men - still undecided on a bathing suit this season? Never fear, the Brokini is here
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Mon August 24, 2020
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Judge tells DeSantis to take his school reopening emergency order and shove it where the sun don't shine
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Ohio GOP rats turn cannibalistic, move to impeach Governor DeWine for his Covid response, suppression of Freedumbs
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Finally, some uplifting news in these troubled times as the braless movement is gaining support in France
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fear the eephus
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Fri August 21, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Joe Biden's speech last night is all the proof you need to know that the real winner of the Democratic primary was Marianne Williamson
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Wed August 19, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
These Corner Gas spinoffs are getting out of hand. Jackasses
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Tue August 18, 2020
(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
Wolverine teams up with sharks, motherf*ckers
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Mon August 17, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Shudder extends its terrifying reach to Australia and New Zealand
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Proud Boys" and other right-wing fascists are starting to get their asses kicked when they show up at protests
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(BBC)
 
 
 
New Zealand delays election over coronavirus fears
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Sat August 15, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed, feels alone in harsh and cruel world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists: "You know what the world really needs? A lightning fast robot tongue"
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(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Pumpkin Spice: It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop until it is in every single product in the world
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(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
Marijuana retailers fear they'll be RUNNING OUT OF POT
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Fri August 14, 2020
(Byline Times)
 
 
 
Brexiters' driving force is not, as it might seem, the constant fear of betrayal but the constant need and desire to be betrayed
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(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
"Aren't you at least going to buy me dinner first?" didn't make the list
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1994, the terrorist known as Carlos the Jackal was captured, striking fear into the hearts of lesser-known terrorists Edward the Wallaby and Vladimir the Hawaiian Monk Seal
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Thu August 13, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Well, if you call 165,000 dead and over 100,000 infected children under the age of 10, a "campaign to sow fear", then yeah I guess you're right
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Wed August 12, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Welcome to Earf's oceans
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(WBRZ Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Large, lethal lizard loose in Livingston, Louisiana. Locals getting the L out of there
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Tue August 11, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
LockdownSceptics.org is a dating site for anti-maskers
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Mon August 10, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Farewell to the man who defined heavy metal - Martin Birch dead at 71
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
US court issues summons for Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman over attempted Canadian hit squad, raising the fearsome specter of assassins attempting to dismember someone with a moose
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The US money supply, which has never risen more than 15% in a quarter, rose 23% in Q2 of 2020. This is sparking fears of inflation among experts since, you know, that is literally the textbook definition of "how you cause inflation"
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Sun August 09, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
And you thought female Karens were nuts, here's a 'male Karen' that is so upset by social distancing that he scrapes the 6-feet reminder stickers off store floor for his freedums
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(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Man arrested for playing basketball in the nude tells cops he thought he was improving his "mad skills"
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Fri August 07, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If things weren't shiatty enough, here's a reminder that the world can still be destroyed in a flash due to all the nuclear weapons and we have a madman at the controls here in the U.S
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
She sits in her hobbit hole in fear at the Shire, Clinging on so tightly as she holds that ring against the fire, But Ye's got other plans and he ain't gonna give a shiat, For when it comes to Biden he keeps on fishsticking it
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
UN discusses Kashmir for the third time, as they attempt to find some common ground between fans of Physical Graffiti and supporters of their later works
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans fear disaster in November. Americans fear surprise in October, THEN disaster in November
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(London Free Press)
 
 
 
Business closing due to fear of touching other people's balls
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley investor sparks privilege backlash after advertising for 'best teacher in Bay Area' to create micro-school of seven kids in his backyard and promising a salary that will 'beat whatever they are getting paid'
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Jesse Eisenberg explains how his anxiety and RV skills caused his pivot from Michael Cera impersonator to unlikely pandemic survivalist
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If there's a camel asking "Hey, do you know what day this is", then we must be at Wednesday. Get those woodchucks to quit chucking that wood and join in the MSNBC Discussion thread, starting at 7 PM Eastern
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Epic Systems ordering 9,000 employees back to work despite Covid-19 concerns and fear of "untold deaths." When asked about Coronavirus, an Epic spokesman replied "What is it?"
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Tue August 04, 2020
(WCJB Gainesville)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after intentionally coughing on cancer patient at Pier 1
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jeanine Pirro says she won't take a coronavirus vaccine. Very well; we agree to your terms
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Vulnerable man feared murdered five years ago found hiding in woodland, 'very well concealed... and having not spoken with anyone for some time'
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Mon August 03, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Monday. I was actually productive. Welcome to the MSNBC Discussion thread, where prime time starts at 7 PM Eastern
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Fri July 31, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's Friday. Again. Fresh Hell is already here, but the MSNBC discussion starts at 7PM ET with the Reid Out
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
California gym that remained open despite order to close now tied to...well, go on, guess. This is an easy one
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hong Kong announces postponement of elections, giving Trump an idea
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Wed July 29, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Mayonnaise is dead. Long live the Duke's
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Madonna is a Coronavirus conspiracy theorist
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Tue July 28, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
The GOP strategy is to assume the Russians have already hacked the voting machines so they can say whatever they want without fear of consequence
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(We Got This Covered)
 
 
 
Remember in Avengers: Endgame when Smart Hulk just suddenly appeared and said it took him 18 months to become Smart Hulk? Well looks like Marvel is going to show us what happened during those 18 months
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Mon July 27, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ed Sheeran says his addictive personality made him binge food until he was sick, lives in constant fear of people stealing his Lucky Charms
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
FAA orders emergency inspections of some planes that had been in storage because of COVID-19. They fear sudden engine failures. There have been four incidents. Obvious: Boeing
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Tue July 21, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Covid testing with no data, federal agents with no badges, press conferences with no facts. It's the second wave. Coronavirus rally returns, live from the White House, 5pm ET
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Yearly story that's suddenly new this year: "Maintenance workers at Maryland universities fear students' return"
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Fri July 17, 2020
(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
There are picky eaters...and then there is this guy who only eats chicken strips and plain bagels
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Japanese officials are concerned about the Yakuza handing out candy to children on Halloween and want to stop the practice, citing fears of a turf war. In other news, Halloween is a thing in Japan
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Thu July 16, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"No, that wasn't the Hudson River leaking into the Lincoln Tunnel as anxious commuters sat in their cars fearing the worst"
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
About farking time Target
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
950,000 of Mary Trump's books sold on day 1. Angry Trump tweets in 5...4...3...2
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Egypt seeks 'urgent clarification' over rising GERD water levels, as fears of water theft by Ethiopia lead farmers to say ERMAGERD
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Mike Tyson vs. Jaws: Rumble On the Reef" *shrug* sure, why not
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The GOP fears Trump's temper tantrum to a scaled-down convention
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bubba Wallace is jest a mite pissed at Michael McDowell ;"People say he's one of the nicest guys in the garage, can't wait for the God-fearing text that he's going to send me about preaching and praise and respect, what a joke he is"
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wearing a mask to Walmart is no longer optional. Any other clothing may be
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Mysterious face appears on woman's butt during day out sparks ghost fears. Hmmmm...This is going to take some time to crack this case *enhance* (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Good news Amazon warehouse workers: you can now take an extra 20 seconds to wash your hands without fear of reprisal
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Well, the cops have learned they aren't above the law this summer, right? Right?
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump's Art of the Deal ghostwriter says Trump is a psychopath who doesn't care about causing the deaths of tens of thousands. The comments section is a trip down psychopath lane too
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
German scientists schwabing recovered Covid patients for antibodies fear that those antibodies may not last long
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Electronic whistle makers finally have their day
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
In today's episode of TwitterTubbies, frustrated toddler lashes out at best friend for not doing what best friend was in fact doing
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(AP News)
 
 
 
♫♪ ♫♪ Fighting soldiers from the sky / Fearless men (and now woman) who jump and die / Men (and now woman) who mean just what they say / The brave men (and now woman) of the Green Beret ♫♪ ♫♪
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Tiny-Brained Charlatan is having a mental break on Twitter right now. *Munches popcorn*
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"Democrats with a superstitious fear of even thinking over-confidently are excused from a further reading of this piece, lest they tempt the Lord Satan (or at least Vladimir Putin) to intervene demonically on the president's behalf." That's the joke
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Wed July 08, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Stanford cuts 11 sports programs citing a $70M loss over the next three years despite having $27 billion in endowments
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Mon July 06, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Last one out of Hong Kong turn out the lights
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese women don't want to get married and become moms for fear of not measuring up to media-promoted idealized "Supermom" image
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Oh, you think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark; Horror fans were born in it, moulded by it
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hospitals in Texas and Arizona establish protocols for deciding which critically ill patients will get ventilators and other scarce resources, and which will get only palliative care before they die. To be run by a panel. Death panels, if you will
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(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
Cough at paramedics? that's a jailin'
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
A whopping 4.3 million idiots tuned in to see the frothing fear-mongering of nazi dishrag Tucker Carlson
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Wed July 01, 2020
(France 24)
 
 
 
Romero University publishes study showing that the death rate in the US for 2020 has increased by a percentage equivalent to the number of people who have died from COVID-19
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Fearless or Foolhardy? AOC picks a fight with AIPAC, threatening to withhold US aid to Israel over Annexation
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Missouri lawyer couple who brandished an AR-15 and a handgun at protesters now say the protesters broke down their mansion gate and claim they were 'in fear of our lives' and were told they 'would be killed'
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump Hates Being President, Hates Losing, and Hates the Americans About to Make Him a Losing President". Ya know, there's a REALLY simple solution to all three problems, Mr. President
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The Golden State Killer, Joseph DeAngelo, is set to plead guilty Monday, bringing to a close over 40 years of fear and suffering
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Sun June 28, 2020
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
"I trust our citizens to not sneeze on each other" might just be the most idiotic thing a Texas city council member could say about his city's citizens. So... guess what
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Sat June 27, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"I think there's a chance Trump drops out in August, he fears losing a lot more than he cares about winning"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Supreme Court again supports the new "Vote and Die" campaign
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Science tries to unravel the psychological benefits of prayer, and then will put that information on the shelf next to the benefits of meditation, chanting and placebos
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tom Brady on practicing during coronavirus pandemic: "Only thing we have to fear, is fear itself," using the words of the president permanently disabled by a highly contagious disease
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Thu June 25, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Astros owner wants fans in the stands so he can sell overpriced watered down cold beer
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Tue June 23, 2020
(The Onion)
 
 
 
11 simple cocktails to try while quarantining, Yes it's a slide show, but it's also The Onion. Bon appetit
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
This is what men should wear, according to some lunatic
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dead man had mental illness, paranoia, and fear of police. Of course, since the police killed him while checking on his mental health, perhaps he wasn't paranoid after all
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
When it comes to guarding watermelons, Pearl the kitty is your huckleberry
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hey Floridians. Remember how your Governor instituted a 14-day coronavirus quarantine directive for New Yorkers? Andrew Cuomo remembers
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Coins are the new toilet paper." Keep your hands off my ass pennies
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
You can't lose $2.1bil if you decide it never existed *taps temple*
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Fri June 19, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
U.S. Attorney to Trump: "No"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump to US Attorney who put Michael Cohen behind bars and is investigating Rudy Giuliani: "Hand in your resignation"
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Wed June 17, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
New VOA wants to eliminate any fears of Trump propaganda. Oh, he used to work for Steve Bannon? Clearly that's a gin blossom of an entirely different color
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Today's "Took you long enough" contest winner is the Fulton County DA office. Runner up is Drew, who was behind in running the Fark queue today
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
So it turns out mass transit doesn't spread Covid-19 so enjoy the super clean subway cars while you can
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Tue June 16, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Don't Fear the Reaper: The executions will now resume
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Mon June 15, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Chalk Art Charlene wants you to know that she's very very sorry that she got caught on video and called out for being a racist
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Sat June 13, 2020
(DW)
 
 
 
Perfidious. You know who I'm talking about
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Fear not, for Tennessee is fighting back against the scourge of its own employees and all that fancy "book-learnin" and "higher edjumacation"
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Coronavirus is spreading among fruit and vegetable packers, raising production fears and tossing "the world's salad bowl"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The US Soccer Federation lifts their ban on kneeling during the national anthem
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Wed June 10, 2020
(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Other fish run from bigger things. That's their instinct. But this fish doesn't run from anything. He doesn't fear
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Creator of ABC's "The Goldbergs" has been writing a "Goonies II: Never Say Die" script for nine years and will get a chance to pitch it to Richard Donner
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Judge: Look, you've done this shiat for 400 years and enough is enough. No "absolute immunity for fear-based use of deadly force against African Americans"
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Tue June 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Angry white man tries to physically intimidate fearless black woman at protest
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Mon June 08, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Huckabee livid to discover he is one of the few Republican men left on his knees for Trump
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
Protest planned for....wait, is that the Hall of farking Justice from the Justice League??
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thoughtful employers are reporting thousands of workers to the state who have refused to return to the office because of fears about contracting coronavirus ...to have their unemployment benefits revoked
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Thu June 04, 2020
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Citizens: Our facebooks and twitters have told us we're all going to be attacked and looted. Sheriff: ( paraphrasing ) you're all idiots. Reality: one man arrested for threatening peaceful protestors
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Lawyers, Guns and Money: Forget the money and the lawyers, America is running out of guns
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Today)
 
 
 
Black man posts that he's now scared to walk home alone, so 75 of his closest friends from the neighborhood help him out
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Mon June 01, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Read the email Tim Apple sent to his employees. TLDR: we need to think different than these a-holes
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan fears his mortal enemies are using the Covid-19 tracing app for force him off Good Morning Britain (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Homeowners in the UK fear a hosepipe ban for the summer, putting lawn competitions on the backburner
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Listen, and understand. That Big Blue terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until your ass is fired
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(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
Confederate finally gives up the rebellion
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Like most Marvel superheroes, Dr. Strange used to fear coronavirus
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Over 1,400 were arrested at George Floyd protests, resulting in fears that a second wave of Coronavirus is about to spread
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Fri May 29, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Therapy via Zoom helps raise up a young boy with Down Syndrome
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
In these covid times robo-waiters are coming to the rescue, giving farkers everywhere that food/geek tab mash-up they long for
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Practically all of minor league baseball is outta here for this year
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Thu May 28, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
From Texas to Wisconsin to California: "Sorry, no mask allowed, please bare with us thru the ridiculous fearful times"
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Cure your fear of flying and your constipation in one quick trip
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(Ladders)
 
 
 
Because he knows the time is short / Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Lex 18)
 
 
 
Governor Beshear ain't skeered, calls out politicians who "fan the flames"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Chairwoman says she has received inquiries from "several states" about hosting the RNC if North Carolina cancels. Which ones? Different PLACES *jams straw into her Coke scattering a basket of french fries*
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mick Mulvaney may not know or care what the prevention paradox is, but his latest statement on COVID-19 seems to be a textbook example of it
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