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Fri August 07, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Hate your kids? Here comes the science
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Hate your kids? Here comes the science
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Funeral service results in 30 sick and 5 hospitalized after attendees "took their masks off and arranged chairs to sit together." If only there had been some possible way to avoid this
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Funeral service results in 30 sick and 5 hospitalized after attendees "took their masks off and arranged chairs to sit together." If only there had been some possible way to avoid this
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Puppy claims he doesn't want a human, but his behavior shows different
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Puppy claims he doesn't want a human, but his behavior shows different
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Remember that Tanzanian small-scale miner who struck it rich with a huge gem find a little over a month ago? Well he's done it again, this time with one worth $3m
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
Airline hosting Hello Kitty flight for Father's Day
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The one where Police drummer Stewart Copeland's father was a spy
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lou Williams said that eating at a strip club "wasn't the best-quality decision." No kidding. Who eats at a strip club anyway?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
So, "Why's the Boss," then?
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Tue August 04, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Post Office to Trump: We were handling the mail long before your father forgot to pull out, and we'll be here long after your conviction. We got this
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
The genome of mountain goats shows how they adapted to their environment to float their boats
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mary Trump has sold more books than 'Art Of The Deal' has sold in the past 29 years. Simon & Schuster's CEO says some have compared her runaway bestseller to "The Godfather"
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Mon August 03, 2020
(WA Today (Australia))
 
 
 
Rasha Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Sweet-N-Low in your tea? Them's fightin' words
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
When considering whether or not to reopen schools amid a pandemic, remember that your young children are the most likely to survive, and if they're lucky, they may even have other relatives to take care of them after you die
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
When considering whether or not to reopen schools amid a pandemic, remember that your young children are the most likely to survive, and if they're lucky, they may even have other relatives to take care of them after you die
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
An 8-year-old in Houston may have claim to the world's largest okra. That's a whole lot of gumbo right there
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
RIP Lt Col Alexander Vindman's last fark
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
The Demon Child Conway is back online and it's better than ever
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Fri July 31, 2020
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Bobcat mom has her pawsfull
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Thu July 30, 2020
(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Cain no longer able
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
GOP Rep. Asks Google Chief: Why Are My Campaign's Emails Going to My Dad's Spam Folder?
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Wed July 29, 2020
(STLToday)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed, better hope you're not skydiving
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I got pregnant by an abusive man who was eventually arrested; I met my husband when my daughter was two, and he's raised her since. Should I tell her the man she sees as her father really isn't her biological dad?"
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Tue July 28, 2020
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Patrick Mahomes is now a part owner of The Royals, adding to his existing ownership of the Broncos, Chargers, and Raiders
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Retired grandfather-of-seven: "A quick blast of steam up my bum shrunk my enlarged prostate, gave me my life back"
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Mon July 27, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"I was thirteen when a bloodied, beaten man fighting for our Civil Rights showed up at our doorstep for refuge. That man was John Lewis"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Weeks before Florida schools are forced to reopen, hospitalizations for COVID surge 23% -- among children
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sure Trump Farked me and my state over on this Covid stuff but I can still be talked into voting for him, will he have an R after his name, will his opponent have a D?
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Against all odds, these two 18-year-old dudes recreated their first school photo together at their high school graduation. Subby thinks it's a good photo, except it's blurry. Must be all the dust in this room
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
Two ugly ass Gentoo penguin chicks hatched at the Tennessee Aquarium
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Political Flare)
 
 
 
AOC versus Yoho, round two
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Wed July 22, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The anti-Christ has been born in the UK, not sure if the father is the US Ambassador
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Like father, like son? Everyone is after Brainwave Jr., but Dad may have plans of his own tonight on Stargirl at 8pm eastern on the CW
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Sun July 19, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Mississippi church welcomes the Father, the Son and the Holy Goat
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Sat July 18, 2020
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
The Great Escape: Toddler Edition
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A shark pulled a 10-year-old from fishing boat in Australia. He's OK - his dad dove in and saved him. Officials say no one was drunk
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
That's SIR Captain Tom, to you. Or is it Captain Sir Tom? In any case, salute, sir
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Thu July 16, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Surely the BBC knows phrasing is crucial in a headline
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Have ya tried NOT being unemployed? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Smelly Kelly"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Smelly Kelly"
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Oh look, gossip columnist Cindy Adams is castigating Mary Trump and her book in oddly familiar language. Do the Russians have tapes of her too?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't interrupt a bear making porridge in your kitchen
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kelly Conway violates her daughters freedom of speech. Sad
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kelly Conway violates her daughters freedom of speech. Sad
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
It'd be a shame if your ability to vote was revoked because you did not send Donnie your proper donation. I understand that you don't like broken bones, so send us money and they'll remain unbroken
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
"How the Buddha became a Christian saint." Wait, what? *grabs popcorn*
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I have a mature, wonderful stepdaughter about to enter high school. About six months ago she decided she wants to live with her father and me but can't figure out how to tell her manipulative mother. Any advice you can give us?"
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Herald Mail Media)
 
 
 
Well, he got the "playing cop" part right
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida county commissioner who voted against a county wide masking ordinance now in hospital with COVID-19 organ failure. Ironic tag missing, because this isn't ironic in the least
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Queerty)
 
 
 
Party boy who went to Fire Island on Long Island over the July 4th weekend to spread the 'rona gets kicked out of his parents' house over his failure to socially distance. Awwwww
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(Queerty)
 
 
 
Party boy who went to Fire Island on Long Island over the July 4th weekend to spread the 'rona gets kicked out of his parents' house over his failure to socially distance. Awwwww
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Thu July 09, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Video of man getting new glasses causes subby to get something in his eye
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Toddler dubbed 'Tiny Hawk' goes viral for skateboarding skills: "Whoosh. He calls it whoosh. All day, every day, Mama I go whoosh" (w/video)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Seoul's mayor found dead after 7 hour search. He had given his daughter a "will-like" message before going missing after a sexual harrassment complaint was lodged against him
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Would Alexander Hamilton be a Democrat or Republican if he were alive today?
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Wed July 08, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Leading Russian journalist arrested for treason, saying "BAZINGA" one too many times
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Thomas Massie (R-eally) believes the Founding Fathers would NEVER have allowed mandatory masking or vaccinations. Actual historians and Constitutional scholars: yeah, about that
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Tue July 07, 2020
(IMDB)
 
 
 
The fledgling Justice Society of America v2 needs an extra episode just to handle the Mean Girl at their school, and they think they can take on the Injustice Society? Time for DC's Stargirl to come clean to Mom tonight at 8 Eastern on the CW?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Japanese rapper GAMI busted for 0.02 ounces of weed. Now that's gangsta
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently CNN got ahold of the Mary Trump book. Today is gonna be fun day
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Wedding day pictures of brides and their fathers. Jesus, the dust in here
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Mon July 06, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
What are "summer camp people" losing this year? Certainly not their innocence
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Generational inequality is a sobering reality
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
I lost my ailing father's ring in a lake. Then two good Samaritans came to the rescue
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudy: our neighborhood's little bastard children destroyed my garden and now their mother is calling me a bigot because of her vaccination choices. Whut do?
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite amusement park now has a book
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Claudia Conway tweets to her dad "Sorry your marriage failed." Man, dinner at that house must be quiet
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Fri July 03, 2020
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
The world is a vampire, but this guy didn't realize his father was not
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Thu July 02, 2020
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
"The suspension offers the Bishop an opportunity for pastoral discernment for the good of the diocese and for the good of Father Rothrock." is priest talk for "Damn son, don't be spreading yo' crazy round here"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Republicans for Biden. Hopefully this fares better than the Democrats for Agnew campaign that subby's father was involved in
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Bernie Ecclestone, aged 89, just became a father again. In other news, money is a hell of a drug
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good Will Hunting 2: Enter the Garbage man
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Wed July 01, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Cardi B accused of plagiarism, gets into Twitter spat with her accuser
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Unlike her father's support of the original Star Trek, safe to say Martin Luther King's daughter is not a fan of Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I have a 1-year-old daughter. Our parents all live in a state where gun ownership is common. I've talked to my parents about the shotgun they own; my father-in-law is a racist sexist ass who left a gun out. How can I scold him?"
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Military.com)
 
 
 
Photobombs kick up a lot of dust sometimes
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The first rule about Murderous Swan Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule about Murderous Swan Fight Club is you do not to try to break it up (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The entire Trump family relies on secrecy agreements to keep all that dirty laundry from spilling out
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My dad had been poisoning my mother's food for years; she found out by accident. Naturally, they're getting a divorce, but my mom is insisting my siblings and I attend group therapy with her. I find it useless; how can I tell her I am over it?"
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Rick & Morty will finally solve the mystery of Rick's wife and Beth's mother
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Thank god we have a president willing to discuss whether he was put here by god
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Sun June 28, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With flights banned, man sails 29-foot boat solo from Portugal to Argentina in an attempt to get to his father's 90th birthday party, delayed but back in time for Father's Day
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Sat June 27, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Will Ferrell's Eurovision Song Contest movie is as inane and useless as the Eurovision Song Contest. So... good?
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Fri June 26, 2020
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Mother avoids the stress of worrying about her unborn baby during these trying times by just giving birth without knowing she was pregnant
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Thu June 25, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dear sir/madam, I am a prince of a small African nation and wish to share this windfall of a resource found only within our borders, in the amount of 3.4 million US dollars
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Wed June 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Melania fries Food Network host for suggesting Donnie wasn't Barron's father, not sure if that was an insult or a compliment
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump Jr: "Would any of you leave your young child with Joe Biden alone?" As the father of two teenage girls, I would rather them stay with Uncle Joe's than with your pervy Dad
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Miley says she's been sober for six months -- in a row?
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy birthday Robocop. Sequelly good bonus: It's Nancy Allen's (Murphy's partner) birthday too
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
List of 'things never to do on a moving motorcycle' updated for Instagram (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue June 23, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1940, Adolf Hitler toured Paris, at the start of yet another European vacation cut short by aggressive tourists from Russia, Great Britain, and the United States
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"My mom is an independent contractor and lost most of her business during the pandemic; I worry her mental health is deteriorating and she needs help. How can I get her to accept this?"
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Mon June 22, 2020
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
List of best weddings in film history. Godfather all the way back at #14 invalidates list
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma man's father bought a car brand new in 1974. His son bought it back in 2020
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(WHKY Hickory)
 
 
 
It's oddly comforting that the K9 unit was brought in for a grill theft just before Father's day
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(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
Tesla figures out yet another way to increase sales
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(Axios)
 
 
 
So FTA it's pretty clear: Donald had a meeting with Mary Trump's brother, and had screwed-over his own father after he'd been diagnosed with Alzheimer's
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sitcom dad: joke
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Looks like Trump won't be able to use Ukraine to attack Biden
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Let's start with these so-called top 10 cheesiest dad jokes EVER for Father's Day and have you add some to see how lame you can get
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is going down memory lane this Father's Day: what's your favorite musical memory with your dad?
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(spontn80)
 
 
 
The 13th Annual "What would you say to your Dad today if you could?" Father's Day Thread
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Eric and the "animals"
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"President Trump and his eldest son celebrate Father's Day with a family tradition: grasping for approval"
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Are mothers-in-law destined to become monsters? Will I become one?"
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Lisa Rinna wears nothing but sunglasses in naked photoshoot and I could have stopped after the word nothing, right? Certainly after naked. So any plans for Father's Day weekend? [NSFW]
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A guy made a Beer Facemask for day drinking while social distancing, but the only thing this is gonna really protect you from is being sober
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A guy made a Beer Facemask for day drinking while social distancing, but the only thing this is gonna really protect you from is being sober
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Wed June 17, 2020
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Portland demonstrators pull down Thomas Jefferson statue on high school grounds. Even Founding Fathers aren't catching a pass these days
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(SoraNews24)
 
Weeners
 
The new Condom Battler anime gives new meaning to the "I choose you" catchphrase
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Enter through the back door, tap three times on the pipe, and ask for Father Louie. Tell them God sent you
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(Metro)
 
 
 
T.I.'s daughter says her father's "hymen test" comments forced her to recalculate their relationship
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(Metro)
 
 
 
T.I.'s daughter says her father's "hymen test" comments forced her to recalculate their relationship
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(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
39 year old wife of Congressman Andy Barr (R-KY) passes away, leaving behind two children. Subby is fresh out of snark
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The greatest comedy of a generation is getting back together to promote Peacock and hopes that you will want to go to there
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
How a father and son lied their way in to NBA locker rooms by pretending to be Sports Illustrated kids photographers
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Rep Illhan Omar has announced her father has died from the Coronavirus. No joke, no snark, just a reminder that the virus is STILL out there, still killing people, and that you farkers need to stay safe, wear a mask and keep washing your hands
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Mon June 15, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1300, Dante was named the Prior of Florence, in spite of the fact that he wasn't even supposed to be there that day
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Prime Tom
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Sun June 14, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
What is it with celebrities who think Donald Trump was sent here by God?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Black students are tired of teaching white students how not to be racist
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Iowa's Jack Koerner, won't need the coroner, hitting a boat in a lake. But the Sea-Doo he rode, though it didn't explode, left nothing but junk in its wake
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby boom going on at Palestinian zoo after humans stop coming around due to coronavirus
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(Parade Magazine)
 
 
 
Spoiler alert: Pierce Brosnan says being James Bond was pretty awesome
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's son arrested for allegedly stabbing neighbor. No word if it was Bill Walton's son
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I have been married two years; he has a 12- and 14-year-old daughter. They alternate living with us and their mom weekly. My husband and I want a child together, but his daughters are vehemently opposed because their mom is. What do?"
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Lockdowns will have an everlasting effect on family relationships, causing irreversible trauma
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Wed June 10, 2020
(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Remains of missing children believed found at the stepfather's Idaho home. Normally a sad tag indeed... but somehow TFA managed to screw up the caption for the youngsters
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Owners resign after publisher prints racist cartoon in newspaper. Who's in charge here?
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Tue June 09, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
It's like Romeo and Juliet if Romeo and Juliet were fighting and Romeo killed Juilet's dad, so basically it's nothing like Romeo and Juliet and Subby shouldn't have brought it up
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
It's like Romeo and Juliet if Romeo and Juliet were fighting and Romeo killed Juilet's dad, so basically it's nothing like Romeo and Juliet and Subby shouldn't have brought it up
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Girl tries to rescue squirrel from pool, pays the fark price
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Florida man lets 12-year-old drive Jeep 85 mph... He also told officers he had been drinking
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(BookRiot)
 
 
 
You're allowed to grow out of writing you once loved. fb- was the father
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
Sorry, folks. This iconic Spokane, WA, second-hand store is closing after 74 years in business. White Elephant out front shoulda told ya
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Another part of your childhood is going away as Mad Magazine cartoonist Al Jaffee is retiring at age 99
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Daily Monitor (Uganda))
 
 
 
We all know family disputes can be infuriating. But spearing your father to death is no way to prove your point
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meet the White-Browed Tit-Warbler, who is NOT the creepy soprano in your grandfather's barbershop quartet
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Police called to the scene say the man was screaming outside, shouting: "I am God." Jesus heard muttering to himself, go home Dad, you're drunk
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Farkers should be able to knock this out of the park
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Richmond VA Police Chief be like, "Protesters kept firefighters from a house fire... (Sob)... WITH A CHILD INSIDE (meltdown)" Richmond VA Fire Department be like: "Cool story, bro, but here's what really happened"
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WaPo "fact checker" gives the Lincoln Project's attack ad on "Rich Mitch" 3 Pinocchios because it falsely says he got rich through making back room deals as a Senator instead of through marrying into wealth and then funneling contracts to his wife
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sky Brown earth bound
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Do you want soggy ghosts? Because this is how you get soggy ghosts
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Hire professional movers
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Reggie Watts straight-up loses it while speaking remotely with James Corden about the riots and his experiences growing up with racism
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It was the 1st of June, 1927. The day Trump's Father got arrested at a Klan Rally
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Mon June 01, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1980, CNN was launched as Ted Turner excavated Wolf Blitzer from the glacier he'd been frozen in since Neolithic times
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Family violence has increased during the pandemic. Board games: not even once
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Read this Christian dad's letter to the boy who "stole" his daughter's virginity
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Sat May 30, 2020
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Catherine O'Hara's remote acceptance speech for winning the Best Actress award for Schitt's Creek is pretty much why we love Catherine O'Hara
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Fri May 29, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you want to get close to Elon Musk now is a good time, it seems Satan is trying to make a deal with his partner. Weird tag meets its maker
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"I'm so drunk right now. I really shouldn't be flying this plane. We didn't punt on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock punted on us. Anyway, go out and win that football game or whatever"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
No judgements, but it looks like Skynet's been dipping into the monkey pron lately
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
This awesome dad is a shoo-in for Father of the Year
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Wed May 27, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Teacher gives students valuable lesson in commitment (to casual racism and masturbation jokes)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Why isn't this show hosted by Tracy Morgan?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A woman who owns a janitorial service has found a new niche: Packing up and cleaning the homes of the COVID dead
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Tue May 26, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The 'Godfather of Gambling' has played his last hand
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Christian rock singer: "I am now finding that I no longer believe in God. It didn't happen overnight or all of a sudden. It's been more like pulling on the threads of a sweater, and one day discovering that there was no more sweater left"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"My father and my grandmother haven't spoken in three decades. Is there a way I can help them reconcile their estrangement?"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"My father and my grandmother haven't spoken in three decades. Is there a way I can help them reconcile their estrangement?"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Patrick Ewing out of hospital after testing positive for Covid-19
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Sat May 23, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Has the COVID-19 lock down taken a toll on how much of Douche Bag Hipster you are? Fear not D-Bag, this $300 mask will put you right back on top
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Fri May 22, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Son stabs and kills his father during Zoom meeting, illustrating just how advanced web-conferencing has come
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I'm a 55-year-old semi-retired pizza delivery guy who fancies a 21-year-old coworker, but I want more out of the relationship than just being a mate or father figure. She recently lost her dad. Should I step up and fill the void?
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Thu May 21, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The Scope of the Ahmaud Arbery shooting has evolved, and now William Bryan (no, not that one) has been arrested. Clarence Darrow unavailable for comment
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Ideally from a broiler with unagi sauce
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Freeway ✔ Flare gun ✔ Father is a serial killer ✔ Launch 🚀
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Two French boys find a golden surprise in their Grandmother's bed. And no, this is not a plot summary from a dubious form of online adult entertainment
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Siblings virtually graduate from law school and medical school on the same day, decide to visit grandfather at window of nursing home in caps and gowns, stir up a lot of dust
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A Japanese infant gets the first-ever liver stem cell transplant as the Fark clone army grows ever closer to reality
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Dad, how do I......clean up all the dust that has suddenly appeared in this room
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rudy finally releases tape of Biden saying the things Biden said he said
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Mary Kate Olsen may have moved on from the show that made her famous, but her marriage ended over the lack of a full house
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(Political Flare)
 
 
 
Sad: You graduate law school and your father doesn't even bother to acknowledge your achievement. Fark: Your father is Donald Trump
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Tue May 19, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
2-year-old boy that was abducted is found safe and unharmed. Fark:: 32-years later
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Eric Trump pulls ahead in the horse race determining the worst Trump of them all. And after his dad told him he wouldn't win anything
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
This 7-year old girl just wants the tooth fairy to be safe during the coronavirus pandemic
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Mon May 18, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
911, what's the emergency? There are two small children playing in an empty, but open, park with their father. This is going to be such a fun summer
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Boomer asks where's his father's America in this coronavirus crisis, doesn't realize he probably ruined it
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Schrödinger's despot Kim Jong-un may in fact be dead. The mysterious removal of two portraits and a statue at a major square in the capital hints at major announcement (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat May 16, 2020
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
From "Where's my TV Guide?" to "SERENITY NOW" to "I've gotta lotta problems with you people," TBS is airing a marathon of Jerry Stiller's greatest moments on Seinfeld in honor of the comedian's passing. The hilarity begins at 4 PM ET on TBS
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Wehadababyitsaboy pigmyhippo
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
He's shooting down Nazis with the angels now. Jerzy Glowczeski, believed to be the last of the Polish pilots who flew for the RAF in WW2, brought down at 97 by Covid-19
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Trump: "I've never lost anybody to the flu." Trump's grandfather, who died from the flu in 1918, unavailable for comment
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Typically, if you lose a leg while surfing, just say it's gone, man, let it go. Not Florida Man
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Undrafted player sick of being compared to one of the five greatest NFL receivers of all time
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
America's Finest News Source is here with the explainer in the killing of Ahmaud Arbery that will finally clear up all the questions
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
113-year-old woman survives two world wars, Spanish flu and now coronavirus in order to keep her grip on the Oldest Woman in Spain title
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hijinks abound as Mary-Kate Olsen tries to divorce her father (husband) during pandemic
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
One very surreal day with Salvador Dalì is better than a year with anyone else
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Tue May 12, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Conor McGregor wants to fight again, this time with UFC interim lightweight champion Justin Gaethje
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(The Root)
 
 
 
To the left: Ten things one writer cooked in isolation and what they say about her. To the right: tell us some things you've cooked and let farkers tell you what they say about you
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(The Root)
 
 
 
To the left: Ten things one writer cooked in isolation and what they say about her. To the right: tell us some things you've cooked and let farkers tell you what they say about you
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Mon May 11, 2020
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
No, I did NOT say a Hobbit found Legolas
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
I have leftover money in my child's 529 college savings account - where can I cruise?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Owner of house under construction in Ahmaud Arbery case said nothing was stolen. And the defense of the brave shooters is now that it doesn't matter because he was trespassing and then ran away because he totally knew the police had been called
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Star Wars: The Rise of Retcons [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Jerry Stiller passes away at 92, has a lot of problems with you people
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Fox 10 Mobile)
 
 
 
"I built shelving in our church's thrift store as my Eagle Scout project. What did you do for yours?" "I sunk a shrimp boat"
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Ooh, my soul. 2020 claims Little Richard
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Shoeless Joe Jackson baseball card from 1910 sells for $492,000. Say it ain't so, Joe
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Temuera Morrison (Jango Fett and the Clones from the prequels) has been cast as Boba Fett for the second season of "The Mandalorian." This is good news for the Sarlacc
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Fri May 08, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Touching story of a struggling artist's success
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Doctors in Paris identify first French man who surrendered to Covid-19
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(The American Conservative)
 
 
 
Conservative writer to his fellow conservatives whining about wearing masks: grow up
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Thu May 07, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The live fast and die young generation changed their mind
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Technically, according to his lyrics, now Good Company
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(CNN)
 
 
 
20,000 teens just received driver licenses without a road test. Good thing there's no one on the roa... oh hi Georgia
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Wed May 06, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Half of fathers think they're doing most of the homeschooling. 3% of mothers agree
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ryan Reynolds has lost all sense of temporality, wonders if we're in year five of quarantine
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
As Trump tours a factory, the PA plays "Live and Let Die". At least it wasn't something by the WHO
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"How do I get my 9 year-old stepdaughter to stop calling me by my first name and start calling me 'mom?'"
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Mon May 04, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
After cultural learnings of today's America, Kazakhstan's president names his aide senate speaker to make benefit glorious nation
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Another thing black people can't do without getting shot: Jogging
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump likes to claim that he shares the same "genius genes" with his Uncle, John G. Trump, who was a professor of physics at MIT. Friends of John G. Trump: Oh wait. You're serious. Let us laugh harder
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm a sensible liberal; my father is a right wing conspiracy theorist who frequently shares 'news' articles on Facebook with insane claims. I've tried to fact-check him; he says I betrayed my family's beliefs and values. Should I find a new family?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm a sensible liberal; my father is a right wing conspiracy theorist who frequently shares 'news' articles on Facebook with insane claims. I've tried to fact-check him; he says I betrayed my family's beliefs and values. Should I find a new family?"
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Before space-aged plastic Lego bricks we had Lincoln logs - made out of real wood. Read about the history of this pioneering toy before moseying out to the general store/malt shop/whatever
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Michigan security guard shot, killed in dispute over face mask at Family Dollar. Meanwhile, heavily armed protesters walk around capital with no shots fired. Wonder what the difference could be? Hmmmmmm
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Polygon)
 
 
 
The Lovecraft Country trailer is full of monsters
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Sat May 02, 2020
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Because this timeline doesn't suck enough: Murder Hornets
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Thank you, Jared Kushner
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Fri May 01, 2020
(WokeSloth)
 
 
 
Today's AITA: Woman given up at birth contacts birth parents against their wishes. Was she wrong? Should she not have done that?
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(WokeSloth)
 
 
 
Today's AITA: Woman given up at birth contacts birth parents against their wishes. Was she wrong? Should she not have done that?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Anderson Cooper reveals that he is a new father
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ojibwe Native American whose father drew the Land O'Lakes maiden says she was never a stereotype
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
U-Corpse
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Fatherly)
 
 
 
Quarantined kids climbing the walls? Starting to think risking the pandemic might be preferable to unending isolation with impulse-driven carpet monkeys? A few suggestions from the folks at Fatherly
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for all that sweet, sweet inheritance money being battled in court
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Nurse creates see-through face masks so that deaf father would be able to read lips during birth of his daughter
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida finally releases number of COVID-19 cases at each nursing home and ALF. In related news, Trump to blast WHO later today for helping Melmac spread virus
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Flat-earthers who believe the world is carried on the backs of four elephants striding atop a giant turtle swimming through space are in for a real treat as Terry Pratchett's production company is adapting Discworld for television
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Felicity Huffman's daughter admitted to college with her own SATs. That's one way to stick it to mom
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My daughter is in kindergarten; our life was upturned by the pandemic, and as a result her teacher thinks I need to redshirt my daughter. I'm not even a Star Trek fan; how can I force her to sacrifice herself for her friends by staying back?"
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(Today)
 
 
 
Crazy father has a loco motive to his madness
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: My 7-year-old is crying endlessly over idea that his beloved granddads could die of coronavirus. Since he is 100 percent correct, what can I possibly say to settle him down, other than assuring him they are both self-isolating?
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Mon April 27, 2020
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Open the pearly gates for badass record-breaking daredevil Brit pensioner Jack Reynolds, who broke four Guinness World Records for charity to mark his birthdays between the ages of 104 and 107, dead at 108
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(Summit Daily)
 
 
 
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach this boy to fish and he'll feed the family for a month
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
This father of the year is on the right "track" to making great memories for his three boys
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-un's disappearance explained - he was standing behind his invisible kids (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun April 26, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Protip: on Draft Day, don't decline any phone calls
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
As if you needed any more proof Phoebe Waller-Bridge is a serious baller [NSFW pictures]
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cruel parents torture teen unfairly with chore, cruel website tortures reader with not news
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Miami Dolphins feel Joe Burrow is the new Dan Marino, are working to acquire #3 pick from Detroit so they can offer it and their #5 to Cincinnati for #1 overall pick - a "Godfather offer"
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Man's social media posts against stay-at-home order go viral after he dies from COVID-19. Obvious tag just holding place for Repeat tag
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Dear Abby: Granny is finally getting laid again and her jealous friend blames it on a head injury
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Things have really gone downhill for John Cleese from the old Monty Python days of insulting the French, he's now charging fans £249 for insulting video messages after getting 'no work offers' (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Harassing and threatening the grocery store staff? That's a public shamin', on camera and plastered on the internet. Thanks, Dad
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Harassing and threatening the grocery store staff? That's a public shamin', on camera and plastered on the internet. Thanks, Dad
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man who posted on social media "Does anybody have the guts to say this COVID-19 is a political ploy? Asking for a friend. Prove me wrong" proven wrong
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson says that "wicked same-sex marriage" is the true cause of Coronavirus
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Tablet Magazine)
 
 
 
Man whose father worked in a slave labor camp decides to see if he can put a name to the man in a picture that's been around for decades. Not only finds the man's name, and a connection to his father, but also to an actor from "Hogan's Heroes"
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Taipei Times)
 
 
 
18-year-old took over family business two years ago, now ready to headline over Spinal Tap
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
This writer can't stop buying artisanal jams. No word on who sold him the raspberry
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
HBD to Jennifer Garner, alias *RAWR*
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Norman Reedus confirms Daryl will get his own The Walking Dead movie
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(The Brooklyn Paper)
 
 
 
Good: Eating dad's cooking at home. Bad: Eating dad at home
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
One of Hollywood's greatest actors has passed away at age 81. RIP - Brian Dennehy
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Her Empress Ivanka cannot be bothered to abide by personal travel restrictions put in place for the unwashed hordes
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Wed April 15, 2020
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Someone leaves newborn baby at apartment complex. Every year for the past three years. All three babies are full siblings. Tag says it all
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
My biggest takeaway from reading this article is that I'm bored of being stuck inside because of having read this article
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(Today)
 
 
 
Amy Schumer changes 11 month old son's name after realizing what all of America knew the day he was born
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Manhattan man, probably already through the looking glass, arrested for threatening to blow up Central Park's Alice in Wonderland statue with a pipe bomb
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Tue April 14, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Hank Steinbrenner is out
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
You may think walking around the neighborhood at this time is a good way to get out of the house and get some exercise. The hawks may disagree
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Sun April 12, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bring out your dead [clang] Bring out your dead [clang] Bring out your dead [clang]
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Although Julian Assange was isolated and persecuted while holed up in an Ecuadorian embassy, he certainly wasn't celibate
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Sat April 11, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Detroit's "King of Corned Beef" has passed away due to COVID-19. Abe Froman sends condolences
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Happy days are here again
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Sappy: Walking your daughter down the aisle on her wedding day. Sad: Realizing you won't be able to because you're dying from lung disease. Spiffy: Staging the moment so you'll both have the memories. Creepy: Dude, your daughter is only 10
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