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Wed October 20, 2021
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
California school: Want your students to eat their lunch indoors and out of the rain? WELL, TOO DAMN BAD
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Wolfgang Van Halen responds to idiot fans who want him to play his dad's songs but not use VH initials: "Last I checked it was my f*ckin' name"
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Tue October 19, 2021
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Season 3 of Succession gets soccer shirt advertising, and shockingly it's not PSG or a Big Six Premier League club, but a Scottish minnow one of the characters in the show bought to impress his dad
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Lawyer who represented George Zimmerman arrested for standing his ground in a juvenile rape case
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Mon October 18, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Don't you mean 'IF' they are King?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Founding Father Thomas Jefferson statue to be removed after 100 years in NYC's City Hall
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sec. Transit Gloria Monday
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sec. Transit Gloria Monday
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I am ashamed to admit that I am frustrated with my oldest son. He stopped taking his antidepressants, he won't help with chores or take responsibility, and I am exhausted with him. Am I being a terrible parent?"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
NewsFlash
 
Colin Powell finally found the WMD
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Sun October 17, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"His last words to her were, 'Mom, I love you, and I wish that I'd got the shot.'"
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Fri October 15, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this father-daughter moment
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you're trying to run a marathon, and instead you get punched out by Gary Coleman?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: The real point of HBO's "Succession" is that the ultrarich never actually lose, even when they seem to. So I guess we're back to guillotines, then?
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Thu October 14, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Limp Bizkit guy is going to jail
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(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
John Cleese explains how he passed time during the pandemic: "I had a little balcony and I had a little squirrel that visited me. And there were some birds that started hopping into my living room. But then the squirrels started coming in"
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Wed October 13, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
*Taps Forehead*
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Owner of house where family was murdered places fake graves out front as Halloween decorations, shocked that some people have a problem with this
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Tue October 12, 2021
(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Lauren Boebert: The LGBTQ community wants to destroy traditional family values. Like paying off a porn star, while your 3rd wife carries your child
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Lauren Boebert: The LGBTQ community wants to destroy traditional family values. Like paying off a porn star, while your 3rd wife carries your child
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Republicans: We hate 'hyphenated Americans. You're either 100% American or not. Ted Cruz: I'm proud to be Italian-American. Republicans: That's OK, then
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Too soon?
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Mon October 11, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Remember when Trump "joked " about making Ivanka President of the World bank because she "was so good with the numbers"? It wasn't a joke, and it took Steve "Supervillain" Mnuchin putting his foot down to stop it from happening
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(ScreenCrush)
 
 
 
Timothée Chalamet reveals first photo of his Willy ... (turns page) ... Wonka
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Sun October 10, 2021
(Today)
 
 
 
The 'Soul of Carnegie Hall' has died at age 71
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Fri October 08, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
If you wanna see weird-looking smelly humanoids you don't need to go all the way to Roswell (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Geek Tyrant)
 
 
 
Final Dune trailer has sandworms, reminds nerds to see it so the second half gets made
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Protip: If you want to be inconspicuous when going to murder your father, don't drive there in your 28' Winnebago. And avoid the security cameras
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
18-year-old Michigan woman accused of lyeing to her father
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Wed October 06, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz's father may be in the clear, probably still guilty of something though
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(Unite.ai)
 
 
 
Why AI is going to be like your racist grandfather or creepy uncle: because it's reading a truly 'uncensored' internet where take-downs never happen, or take a decade
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Budweiser announces the birth of a new Clydesdale foal. Expect to wean it onto solid food in about 5 months, starting with spaghetti
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Tue October 05, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yellowstone Dumbass League™ Championship Series kicks into high gear and it's Boiling Hot Springs 1, Tourists 0
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Dr. Facebook runs a thriving practice in Quebec, too
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Kat Kerr, the multi-time failed 'Christian Prophetess' newest claim: Aborted babies literally sing the praises of Brett Kavanaugh, in Heaven. Oh and also mothers telepathically control their aborted children
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Mon October 04, 2021
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Martin Luther, spiritual father of anti-vax Biblical cherry-picking
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
9s facing 28 for importing 28 of 420
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Sun October 03, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Not news: 74-year-old Sikh man skips London Marathon. News: 74-year-old Sikh man skips London Marathon
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Sat October 02, 2021
(NBC)
 
 
 
Will there be a new Trump inaugurated? Will the huge cast leave any time for the new featured players? Will Che be revealed as the real father of Jost's new baby? It's the season premiere of SNL, with host Owen Wilson and musical guest Kacey Musgraves. NBC 11:30 PM ET
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Philipinomore
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Fri October 01, 2021
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
First we had a carjacking by crossbow, now we have murder with crossbow. When will we have a serious discussion about crossbow control in this country?
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Thu September 30, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good news Farkers, the new Limp Bizkit track just dropped so you can be finally be hip around your kids and grandkids again
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good news Farkers, the new Limp Bizkit track just dropped so you can be finally be hip around your kids and grandkids again
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Britney Spears' dad seems REALLY concerned that a CPA will be appointed to succeed him as conservator of her estate
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Wed September 29, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You know what would distract from your baldness? Put this weird stuff on your head and no one will notice it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In a turn of events that will surprise nobody the "Miracle House" of La Palma is neither
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(CNN)
 
 
 
He may not still live way down yonder down on the Chattahoochee, but Alan Jackson has a degenerative nerve disease called Charcot-Marie-Tooth(y)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"We are tapped out and because of that your father is going to die." Thread on one fully-vaccinated family's nightmare with rationed health care because of a minor accident in the time of covidiocracy
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I think I'm falling in love with my daughter's father; we had one night of passion but were always platonic before and even after; do I let him know that I want to be romantically involved with him?"
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Mon September 27, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Actor Jake Gyllenhaal, on rumors that he doesn't bathe: "I've never been accused of being smelly." Sounds suspiciously like something a smelly celebrity might say
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Sun September 26, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
In the weeks since a Michigan doctor wrote about 8 combative COVID patients, 6 of them have died. Hope he has a good alibi
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Everybody knows only the ladies and the father of the bride cry at weddings, right? (dust warning, as in haboob of the Sahara dust)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cruella DeVos turns on Trump
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
C'mon, guys... Britney Spears's dad was just looking out for her He was her conservator. It's not like he bugged her bedroom or anything, right? ... Right??
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Sat September 25, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man, Nancy Drew is all grown up
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My father was abusive; my childhood was hell. He had millions but blew it all and can't afford to take care of himself. He wants to move in with me. Am I obligated to allow that to happen?"
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(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Something of a by-gone era is closing after 55 years. Most people under 40 probably have never been to one
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Fri September 24, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
R.I.P. Adulterer
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Captain Kirk to become oldest man in space
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Why hasn't Jesus returned yet? Because you haven't given evangelical pastors enough money
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Thu September 23, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Dutch boy gets court permission for vaccine amid parents' disagreement." Son-of-a--- They're sneaking it into our PAINT now?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mary Trump: In spite of the fierce competition, Don Jr. is my dumbest relative
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Wed September 22, 2021
(MPR News)
 
 
 
After exhaustive investigation, police find the criminal mastermind who "hid" a car full of bodies in a cornfield. It helped that the suspect left his driver's license behind
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
I would tip my fedora to thee, m'lady, but alas I have been afflicted with COVID-19
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Beloved owner of a North Carolina BBQ restaurant has passed away. OMG, WTF
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Having nothing better to do, 60-year-old Suriname Vice President Ronnie Brunswijk played in an official soccer game. His supporters were yelling "you're not helping"... after the 6 - 0 shellacking his team experienced
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Tue September 21, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
...and Just Like That, Willie Garson dies
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Super PAC hits Parnell over protective orders requested by his wife, father-in-law's drinking and portal gun use
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ring around the Rosie / a necklace full of Daddy / ashes, ashes / four touchdowns
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
I'm ERIC: My father's push for the Coronavirus vaccine "one of the greatest accomplishments of any president in history." Also, I'm a keynote speaker at an upcoming anti-vax conference denouncing the "Covid kill shot"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
COVID-19 Quinceañera-17
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend was invited to his ex-wife's birthday party, and he expects me to attend. Is it me, or is this a terrible idea?"
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Mon September 20, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Father-daughter duo stop on their way to get dinner in order to rescue man from a house fire. He's a retired firefighter, she's a 4th year med student. Tag is plural
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Don Cheadle* found guilty of terrorism
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
This is not your father's Oldsmobile. It'll turn a 1/4 mile faster than he ever did the sports page
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Simpsons did it
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Sun September 19, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
BB King fathered 15 children, despite being sterile and having his testicles amputated by a ram when he was 11. Oh those bluesmen
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(CNN)
 
 
 
First-edition copy of "Frankenstein" sells at auction for $1.17 million, probably to someone who thinks that's the name of the monster
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Fri September 17, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Nathan Ake's father passes away after his son scores his first Champions League goal. "Maybe it was meant to be, watching me play always made him proud and happy"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Nathan Ake's father passes away after his son scores his first Champions League goal. "Maybe it was meant to be, watching me play always made him proud and happy"
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Beauty is only skin deep. Cars deep in to a beauty salon are death
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Farking Brett Goldstein loves farking swearing at children, is here, there, every-farkin'-where
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Donnie Half-Scoop claims Biden has "the blood of his red state enemies" on his hands for Covid reasons
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Dodgy moving company farks around, finds out what happens when you auction off the belongings of a customer you can't reach - but who was on a military base, in a sergeant's uniform, when you boxed up those belongings
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Thu September 16, 2021
(WJRT)
 
 
 
Girl has hair cut by school, father files million dollar lawsuit. Subby got a mullet at BoRics, and had to pay $7 for it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"GET OFF YOUR PHONE Your child is happy to see you Are you happy to see your child?" At least, that's what I think it said...hang on, lemme answer this text, and check my email, then see how many views my TikTok video has
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(Canton Repository)
 
 
 
They don't look like Presbyterians to me
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Katie said her dad planned to get vaccinated but believes he was hesitant from watching right-wing media reports: "He'd watch YouTube videos of Tucker Carlson"
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Subby played "Baby Got Back" for his 9 year-old daughter as a joke, and now it's her favorite song of all time. Does this make subby a good or terrible father?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Loch Ness Monster spotted on webcam in China. Why he's in China on webcam is unclear (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"My mother's gynecologist used his own sperm to inseminate her, which I just discovered after he's been my own gynecologist for years"
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(WVTM13 Birmingham)
 
 
 
58 years ago, KKK tried to kill many parishioners at 16th Street Baptist Church in Birmingham, AL with weapon of mass destruction. They only killed four little girls
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"At 101, This Woman From Maine Is Still Hauling Lobsters With No Plans To Stop". At first, subby mistook this as a story about your mom, who's out there catching crabs every night
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Wed September 15, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump just proved he is
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After having the tumor kicked out of his colon, Pele says he's feeling great and getting back to his normal routine is his GOOOOOOOOOOAL
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man who organised an anti-lockdown march to protect his freedoms has had the freedom to give COVID to his entire family and then the freedom to watch his father become hospitalised and die
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
We're gonna need a bigger stage
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Tue September 14, 2021
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
For months Josh G Britt, 36, repeatedly proclaimed he wasn't afraid of no Covid. Actual final FB post: "I am so scared". Tag is for the two kids who no longer have a father
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Kate Beckinsale is feeling a little better. No word if she'll still be able to do goat yoga
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Most fathers in the delivery room would be offering support for their partners, others may help with the delivery. Then there's THIS guy
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The NY Post is suddenly very concerned the president may have misspoke about a past job experience
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend is a model, and he thinks that I'm insecure about our relationship so he keeps mentioning how he's with me for my personality. It's only making things worse. What can I do?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend is a model, and he thinks that I'm insecure about our relationship so he keeps mentioning how he's with me for my personality. It's only making things worse. What can I do?"
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Mon September 13, 2021
(CBR)
 
 
 
Speak no more, you will
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"I've never been that embarrassed in my whole life." Says mother who went straight to social media with pictures of her partner's vibrating cock ring
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Dude remits
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Sun September 12, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
And they will live happily ever after. The (expletive) End
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Newton says he was fired because of his aura. Sure, Cam
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Sat September 11, 2021
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Bloodstained luggage: Not a bad band name, but a bad thing to try to put into a taxicab
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Fri September 10, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Ragnarok trailer drops. Korg strangely absent
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(ET Cahada)
 
 
 
Phil Collins disqualified from list of possible KFC spokespersons
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Georgia grand jury declines to indict teen who killed his abusive father because "he had enough of his father abusing his mother"
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Thu September 09, 2021
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Today is Otis Redding Day in Georgia, time for some Coffee & Cigarettes
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"I'm single and I'm lonely but I can't settle down. What do?"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Fifty-one years ago today, Communism's best marketing campaign ever was released
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
HHH recovering from a cardiac event, which subby and most every wrestling fan knows was caused by his father-in-law taking NXT away from him
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My uncle has illegally commandeered one of my family's beach houses and I want to take it back. How can I orchestrate this move?"
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Wed September 08, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My mom is refusing to tell my dad's siblings that he's dying and I think they should have a right to know. So do I betray my mother or force her into admitting the truth?"
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Tue September 07, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Boxer who, when told she wasn't fit to box, said "if I die, I die," dies
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Jim Henson's London home where he lived while making "The Muppet Show" gets honored with a blue plaque
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Mon September 06, 2021
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Australian men are tough. This guy survived four days lost in the bush with no food or water. And he's three
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Prominent South Carolina lawyer Alex Murdaugh, who got shot while changing his tire, is expected to fully recover from his "superficial" injuries...for now
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Sun September 05, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ruddy complexion, overweight, angry-looking, middle-aged white man...(But no goatee) Take a guess what this story is about
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Sat September 04, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Police officer suspended after he bragged about want to be a walking pathogen
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Fri September 03, 2021
(Lex 18)
 
 
 
A: Oh fark, a truck, and a ruck
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Godfather series shut down due to positive COVID test. In other news, there's apparently a Godfather series in the works
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gene Roddenberry's family is still butthurt over William Shatner's 'SNL' skit mocking Trekkies. Get a life, will you, people?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
'Mythical' Aston Martin Bulldog, the only one ever made, is revealed to the public after an extensive 18-month restoration. Seems the owner was so excited about the whole thing he forgot his socks
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Anti-masker live-streams his own attempt to zip-tie a high school principal over COVID rules. His own kids are home schooled but he was zip-tying for a friend. Claimed to be a disease expert scientist but is in fact a coffee shop owner. Could go on
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Your mom is not a horse
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Your mom is not a horse
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Thu September 02, 2021
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
The first prosecutor in the Ahmaud Arbery murder case has been indicted for violation of oath of public officer and obstruction of a police officer by "showing favor and affection to Greg McMichael during the investigation"
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(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Japan prints new ¥10,000 banknotes featuring "father of Japanese capitalism," an old guy you've never heard of. You'll get over it, just hand it to the cashier
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(The Telegraph_US)
 
 
 
The heir of the late duke who sold Sting his Tuscan vineyard 25 years ago accuses Sting of slander, flat apology, wining. This story has an acrid mouthfeel and a sour finish
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Wed September 01, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gender reveal milk crate challenge manages to not burn down the surrounding neighborhood
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Tired of being accused of being a gold-digger living off his mentally ill daughter, Britney Spears' father has agreed to step down from his role as her conservator - but he's gonna need $2 million before he goes
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Sun August 29, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Afghan boy ends up in Florida. Claims he's not from there
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Sat August 28, 2021
(The Root)
 
 
 
An ex-cop and a pastor try to return a television to Walmart, are promptly accused of stealing it despite proof of purchase, end up in handcuffs. Why yes, they are Black, how did you know?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man receives sentence ranging from 5 minutes to 36 years in prison for double homicide
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Fri August 27, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Judge rules parents must pay $30,441 for getting rid of son's porn cache. Subby rules the porn cache as mediocre at best
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Dog The Bounty Hunter's new streaming show canceled after daughter's accusations of racism, homophobia, Q-Anon & cheating on Beth surface
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Dog The Bounty Hunter's new streaming show canceled after daughter's accusations of racism, homophobia, Q-Anon & cheating on Beth surface
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Thu August 26, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Father of high school students in Texas attends school board meeting, illustrates his support for mask mandates by stripping down to a Speedo while advising board members "we know ourselves that [a mask mandate] makes sense for the community"
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(Scary Mommy)
 
 
 
What do you call a small Mom? A Minimum It's your Bad Mom Joke Thursday Thread
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Sirhan Sirhan could be released released on Friday Friday
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Wed August 25, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
12 year old helping to facilitate money laundering totaling $400,000
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(MSN)
 
 
 
It seems there's more to the "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die" scene in 'The Princess Bride' than meets the eye
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
I'm not farkin' playing Panama for you guys
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Tue August 24, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Colby may be as "gouda" choice as any, but the choice threatens to turn fans of cheddar, swiss, provolone and other varieties red, or perhaps blue, in the face with rage"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sony surprised everyone at Cinemacon with a screening of Ghostbusters: Afterlife
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Mon August 23, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Molly Shannon owes her comedy success to tragedy
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Molly Shannon owes her comedy success to tragedy
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Sat August 21, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Reality has lost one of its champions
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(CBS8 San Diego)
 
 
 
Six-year-old dies in the orca tank at Sea World San Diego
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Fri August 20, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Alexa my son and his friends snuck out of the house, take over my parenting duties
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Thu August 19, 2021
(My Trip Journal)
 
 
 
77 year old Farker Planes only knows three things: why airplanes stay up there, how to clean and cook walleyes, and why electricity in that new generator you bought to power your RV refuses to come out. What makes women tick is missing from the list
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Pardon me while I whip this out," Texas edition
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Fedoras will not stop COVID
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Fedoras will not stop COVID
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nepotism at its finest
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Jeff Beck is about to go broke
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Wed August 18, 2021
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Library gives out free comic books to children. What could go wrong? Oh my
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Woman: "You look hot, here's a bottle of water." Man: "Thank you, here's my penis"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Turns out State Senator Flounder's colleagues weren't notified of his positive test. But I guess you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Airlines encouraged to stop using duct tape to restrain out-of-control passengers and find alternative means
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Tue August 17, 2021
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Man who wouldn't get the COVID shot even after own father died from the virus gives his ex-wife an eternity of 'I Told You So'
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Mon August 16, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Defense lawyer files motion to dismiss prosecutor because prosecutor is wearing murder victim's favorite color. This is what we call in the trade "desperation" and "my client is guilty as fark"
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Can a jail house lawyer take the bar exam or do they need to go to law school? At least after 34 years he was freed from prison for the crime he didn't commit
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Fri August 13, 2021
(Some Thirsty Guy)
 
 
 
Nothing to be a sour puss about here, it's just a dad teaching his daughters about running a small business
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(WSPA)
 
 
 
Man arrested after deputies find stolen horse inside bedroom in Oconee County
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Thu August 12, 2021
(Variety)
 
 
 
Freed Britney
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Who does not dance with their 23 year old nanny?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Is this the head you're looking for?
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Wed August 11, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Your rights vs my nose. Who wins?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This is not your Fathers Flip Phone
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I am a doctor; I scaled back on my duties to stay at home with my kids during the pandemic. It's time for me to return, and I'm dreading it. How can I get over my ambivalence?"
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Mon August 09, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
While Rannells was having mediocre sex with a guy whose last name he couldn't even remember, his family was desperately trying to reach him as they dealt with the trauma of his father collapsing at his niece's birthday. He would die a few days later
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Molly Ringwald's father Bob has died at 80
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Sun August 08, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Tae Kwan Doodoo cameras
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Sat August 07, 2021
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
"Boy, I really want this Mountain Dew, but I don't have any money. Would you accept this stolen Purple Heart in trade?"
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Fri August 06, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Struggling for family gift ideas? This 36-year-old man murdered his 94-year-old grandfather, videotaped it as he does, then sent the video to his family. I wonder if he found a suitable Hallmark card for that
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Thu August 05, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Mom makes kids help her take out the trash
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(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Astros' Alex Bregman, en route to a game, sees a broken down car on the side of the road. Stops to help the driver, who happens to be wearing, wait for it, an Alex Bregman jersey
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Great Wall of Trump will not be funded in the infrastructure bill
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(ET Cahada)
 
Boobies
 
Ice T and his daughter share something in common
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one Welcome to your Bad Dad Joke Thursday
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Oh shiat, he's going to shoot them in the face, isn't he?
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Wed August 04, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
95-year-old Mel Brooks announces he's writing his memoirs. So History of the World Part 2 then?
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
The Rock really did not like the smell that The Godfather was cooking
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
3-year-old boy nurtures caterpillar into butterfly to learn about the miracles of life. Until the dog eats it
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Mon August 02, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence - I know this question at first seems to be one about employment law, but the plot twist is that it's actually about how to approach my mom about the possibility that she abandoned my twin
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Fri July 30, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Cool: Kosovo is posthumously awarding a medal to an American soldier for the work he did strengthening their justice system after the war. Sad:The medal will be accepted by his father. Fark: Who also happens to be President of the United States
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Fertility doc who was fond of secretly using his sperm to impregnate patients settles with dozens for $13.3 million. Of course, that's in Canadian dollars, so by the time it's all converted to American they'll each get about $22.50 and a Twinkie
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Terry Francona to take the rest of the season off because of health issues. Reaction on Twitter: *crickets*
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Aristocrats have nothing on this "family"
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
New Olympic sport: Freeway Boxing
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Thu July 29, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
The age-old question, "Why doesn't my partner want kids?"
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Wed July 28, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner gives up on politics and goes back to his money
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A Gnarly Brown Christmas?
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Tue July 27, 2021
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
The Moors decide to sue
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Now THIS is an example of the whole "the call is coming from inside the house" trope
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Mon July 26, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Good for you, Philippines. Congratulations
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Sun July 25, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
"How You Doin'?" turns 54
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Sat July 24, 2021
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Life gives Jackie Mason the finger
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Teenager reports his father to police for "illegal child labor" ... after being forced to do household chores
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you really don't want certain people at your wedding, there are easier ways than putting a hit out on them
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Fri July 23, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
There's a red, white, and blue turd in the Olympic pool
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thomas Markle continues to be an awful father
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Thu July 22, 2021
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Marathon runner says he's literally empty inside, probably due to his not having a stomach, colon and gallbladder
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't do that. Don't give me hope
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Irish burglar's rowdy Catholic funeral or Fark party? Your call
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I think my father stole my inheritance but I'm not entirely certain. How can I find out?"
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Wed July 21, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Father of mass shooting survivor has been brainwashed by QAnon and now believes his kid was part of an elaborate hoax
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Dumbass doubles down: COVID-19 patient in Louisiana says he'd opt for hospitalization again over vaccine
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to Jon Lovitz who is a youthful 32 today, as is his wife Morgan Fairchild
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Tue July 20, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Next time some MAGA goes off about lockdowns and vaccinations remind that that the Founding Fathers, back when America was supposedly great, were big proponents of vaccination and government's role in quarantines for public health reasons
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(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
Andy Kaufman has died. Allegedly
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Mon July 19, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
American Father and son who helped former Nissan CEO Carlos Ghosn escape Japan when he was facing securities fraud charges find out what they should have already known: rich people can break the law with impunity, regular people can't
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(Teen Vogue)
 
 
 
Judge, let her out. Posting "Eat shiat and step on Legos" on IG may not mean she's a functioning person, but she totally fits in with other white suburban moms in 2021
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Renaissance Woman? Scripps National Spelling Bee winner Zaila Avant-garde is also in the Guinness Book of World Records three times: the most bounce juggles, and most bounces with four basketballs, and most basketballs dribbled at once
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Fri July 16, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
As always, excessive bleach and Oxi-Clean are being used
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Death row inmate found dead after execution date set. Which I guess makes it kinda like that 'use or freeze by' date on bacon
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Covid vaccine for children under 12 may be approved by mid-winter
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Richard Sherman's father-in-law pepper sprayed the NFL veteran. If he had also used mustard gas, Sherman would now be a seasoned veteran
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Thu July 15, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Wisconsin man to police: Yes, I'd like to report my parents are missing. Next day: Oh wait, nevermind. I remember where they are now. I killed and dismembered them
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Finally Find fun and frolic festively for Fursday is here
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Britney now wants to press charges against her daddy. Wait - perhaps we should go with umm, "father"
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
I'm Eric keeps counting those potatoes
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"There's a lot that still divides us, but one thing we can all agree on is that Jamie Spears is a dick," - Matt "teen raper" Gaetz
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bernice King: Do you know who my father is? No, seriously, I don't think you've actually read any of his work, so stop quoting him out of context
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Wed July 14, 2021
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
There will be daisies on Felicia Stancil's Olympic helmet and the reason why is adorable
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson tries to invent his origin story, is kindly corrected by his socialist first grade teacher
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Protip: if you name your daughter after the woman with whom you are cheating, you have a seemingly valid excuse when you call your wife by the wrong name
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Protip: if you name your daughter after the woman with whom you are cheating, you have a seemingly valid excuse when you call your wife by the wrong name
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
A now-25-year-old New Jersey woman has been in a seven-year battle with the IRS to get the agency to recognize that she's not, in fact, dead. Still no pulse from the agency
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Dusty Baker's son, Darren, got drafted over the weekend. Even if he never makes it to The Show he'll still have a pretty memorable moment in MLB history. You're welcome for making you feel old
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Tue July 13, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chris Cuomo declines to comment on why his wife's name would be in Jeffrey Epstein's "older" black book because maybe, you know, he likes it
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Karen the Hippo is pregnant. Fb- is the father
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for July 13 is 'ruthless' as in "My grandfather became utterly ruthless the day Grandma Ruth died"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Man who has been dead for 60 years 'receives both doses' of Covid vaccine, registers to vote in Chicago
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Mon July 12, 2021
(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers' father Ed rips Packers fans as stupid
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
12 July 1979: The day disco died
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Sun July 11, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
You can say her life is now SAFE
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Sat July 10, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Cocaine is a helluva drug, eh, Junior?
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Fri July 09, 2021
(The Root)
 
 
 
Our annual reminder that Fark is considered a typo
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apparently Rupert Murdoch personally made the decision to call Arizona for Biden and told his son "Fark him" when Lachlan told him that call would anger Trump
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1777, Brigadier General George Clinton was elected as the first governor of New York, a role he held sporadically until 1804 when he finally journeyed to the stars in the P-Funk Mothership as Dr. Funkenstein
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Your argument is invalid, so here's a cat with a budgie on its head
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Thu July 08, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby has a few hundred shares of AMC. Would like the top financial non-advisers at Fark,Fark, & Fark to tell him just how brilliant he is. (Difficulty: No real financial advice)
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for July 8 is 'mulct' as in: "When I grew up on a farm, every morning I'd be awoken by my father with a hearty 'Git up, dem cows gottta be mulct"
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(Literary Hub)
 
 
 
Two months out from the 700th anniversary of Dante Alighieri's death, a nun has discovered previously unknown handwritten Dante manuscripts
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
While Il Douche was president, the FBI "saved" a Dubai princess that was trying to escape her father, even as she begged those "rescuing" her to "Shoot me here! Don't take me back!"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In which we learn that "class action lawsuit" nonsense was intended to distract from Trump's Bedminister golf club settling with NJ ABC over liquor license violations that led to a fatal DUI crash, including a $400K fine they have to pay in installments
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Wed July 07, 2021
(Comic Book Movie)
 
 
 
Marvel seeks people of color, diversity for MCU reboot. Heck, go all in: Make it a musical with Lin-Manuel Miranda, Phillipa Soo, Daveed Diggs & Chris Jackson as The Fantastic Four-fathers. Jonathan Groff as a singing Dr. Doom alone would sell it out
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Robert Downey Sr. has died. Subby never liked his talk show anyway
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My father has always been a smart aleck who loves practical jokes and discreetly needling people. My husband has been one of his favorite targets, and it finally came to a head and my husband snapped and he's threatening divorce. What can I do?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My father has always been a smart aleck who loves practical jokes and discreetly needling people. My husband has been one of his favorite targets, and it finally came to a head and my husband snapped and he's threatening divorce. What can I do?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"A woman who bore a child for a married couple wants joint guardianship of the baby because she had an affair with the father"
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Tue July 06, 2021
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Costco ending COVID-19 senior shopping hours later this month. So if you still want those free Grandmother or Grandfather samples, you better get there quick
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1942, Anne Frank's family took refuge in an around-the-world flight, destined to discover the secret of radium
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Evolution of the Dad
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Sat July 03, 2021
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Let me off this train wreck
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, small furry creatures from Alpha Centuri
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Picasso sold after being kept in house closet for 50 years. Human rights advocates livid; coroners confused
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
I'M ERIC: "I won't be indicted because we've always lived amazingly clean lives"
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
If you've ever heard of American Girl dolls and need a Swedish Meatball recipe that's updated for our times, today is your lucky day
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Hero firefighter deserves better days
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Fri July 02, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Zodiac Killer 2024
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Thu July 01, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Britney Spears' father, swimming in all those millions from his daughter like a greedy vampire, lives in a trailer parked in Kentwood, Louisiana
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Meghan McCain leaving 'The View'. Unclear which child of a famous father will replace her
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Britney Spears' Dad thinks *somebody * should investigate all those terrible things Britney claimed in court, as he is "not involved in any decisions related to Ms. Spears's personal or reproductive care". So he's getting $19k/mo for WHAT Exactly?
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(9 News)
 
 
 
"I think owning the Denver Broncos is pretty good" "You just dont understand football, Marge"
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Wed June 30, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld permanently eludes The Hague
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(Carleton dance)
 
 
 
Engineering student earns prestigious Iron Ring 60 years after her grandfather did. It's like a generational ferrous wheel
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Dear Annie: My mom is trying to stop me from going to college. Wat do?
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Dear Annie: My mom is trying to stop me from going to college. Wat do?
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Bruce Wayne repressed memory inspiration for Batman costume
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Mon June 28, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman writes to Dear Amy to figure out how to best tell her other sister who's snubbed from yearly trip to get over it, tag is for the well deserved epic response
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Peeping Tom is now Bleeding Tom
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Peeping Tom is now Bleeding Tom
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Britney Spears's brother-in-law claims her family is "doing the best for her"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Batwoman loses another series regular [Warning: Spoilers for last night's episode]
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Here's the dumbest Critical Race Theory argument yet from anti-CRT idiots
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Eleven-year-old boy wants to give "alms to the oppressed." Teacher: "Arms to the oppressed?" That's a call to the government's deradicalisation programme
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Sun June 27, 2021
(Capital Gazette)
 
 
 
Teenage rebellion and going against the man has certainly changed since my day, but whatever
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(Capital Gazette)
 
 
 
Teenage rebellion and going against the man has certainly changed since my day, but whatever
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Thu June 24, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Were you shocked when Britney Spears revealed that her father forced her to have an IUD implanted even though she still wants to have kids? She's just lucky it's removeable. In most states guardians can legally sterilize wards without their consent
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Andrew Giuliani uses parking lot to rant about suspension of his dad's law license, is apparently only 3 feet tall
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Maybe having the man as her conservator who allowed her teenaged sister to allegedly get pregnant by Dan Schneider wasn't the best idea
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Wed June 23, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Britney Spears: Leave me alone
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Martin Luther King plans a March on Washington. This is not a repeat from 1963
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Disney refused Michael Jackson's offer to do a kiddy ditty on The Hunchback of Notre Dame soundtrack
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Welp, that's definitely a list of 40 bands
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Welp, that's definitely a list of 40 bands
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner bans children as they're too "feral and noisy"
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