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Wed November 25, 2020
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It's almost Thanksgiving, and what are you thankful for? Here in the Fark Writer's Threads, we're thankful that this year's Fark Fiction Anthology is almost done. Well, that and gravy, I guess. And beer
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Wed November 18, 2020
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"One mischief always introduces another." ― Daniel Defoe, A Journal of the Plague Year. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, mischievous edition
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Wed November 11, 2020
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"The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth." -Niels Bohr. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, profoundly drunk edition
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Wed October 28, 2020
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"If you don't have time to read, you don't have the time (or the tools) to write." -Stephen King. "You can't write if you can't relate." -Beck. "Get crazy with the Cheez Whiz." Also Beck. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Relatable Edition
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Wed October 21, 2020
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"There are certain themes of which the interest is all-absorbing, but which are too entirely horrible for the purposes of legitimate fiction." -Edgar Allen Poe. It's true, no editor would accept 2020. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, real edition
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Wed October 14, 2020
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"Write drunk; edit sober." -Ernest Hemingway. Dangit, so that's what I've been doing wrong. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, sober editor edition
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Wed October 07, 2020
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[SCENE: EDITOR collapses, hands clenching pages] EDITOR: Stay back, you demon commas, what do you even want with me? [MAN IN WHITE COAT] There here is. You're comma with us. [EDITOR] Nooooooo This is your Fark Writer's Thread, punctual edition
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Wed September 30, 2020
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"Did not." "Did too." "Did not." "Did too." "Did not." "Did too." "Did not." "Mommee" This is your Fark Writer's Thread, reasoned debate and dialogue edition
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Wed September 23, 2020
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"The first rule of write club is no one talks about write club" isn't one of Elmore Leonard's 10 Rules for Good Writing but "if this is your first time here, you have to write" should be. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, breaking the rules edition
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Wed September 02, 2020
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"Writing is a dog's life, but the only life worth living." ~ Gustave Flaubert. You never hear what a cat's life is, only that they have nine of them. This is your Fark Writer's thread, deep thoughts edition
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Wed August 26, 2020
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"Let be be finale of seem; the only emperor is the emperor of ice-cream." --Wallace Stevens. Huh, I could go for some fudge ripple right now. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, elliptical edition
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Wed August 19, 2020
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Pinky: Gee, Brain, what do you want to do today? Brain: The same thing we do every Wednesday, Pinky - try to take over the discussion tab. This is your Fark Writer's thread, tab hegemony edition
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Wed August 05, 2020
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"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." -Steven Wright. Yeah, but the real trick is getting them all in the right order. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, numbers edition
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Wed July 29, 2020
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The clock is ticking down, the lights are dimming, and the bartender looks ready to announce Last Call. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, right before the Fark Fiction Anthology deadline edition
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