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Thu October 06, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Party, Indiana Style - 5:00pm, Friday, Oct. 21, 2022, The Red Yeti, 256 Spring St., Jeffersonville, IN
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
National Park Service FAT BEAR WEEK is here again. Farkers need to get online and vote for their favorite. Otis is a 4-time champ and in the running this year
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
What cubesat advertisement would Farkers launch into orbit?
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 909: "Geriatric" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed October 05, 2022
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Attention PA Farkers: the Liquor Control Board is holding a clearance sale on 1 month's worth of booze
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Danish PM: No-confidence vote? Fark that. We'll hold our own snap general election. Any and all registered hookers and blackjack players are welcome to cast a ballot too
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Who put candy corn in the popcorn popper?
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
It's AC/DC front man Brian Johnson's 75th Birthday today. Here are 16 things you may or may not have known about him...no, sorry, you have to click the I Heart Radio link to see what they are. I can't list them all here...Fark only gives us so many cha
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(Fark Fiction Anthology)
 
 
 
"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers." ― Thomas Pynchon, Gravity's Rainbow. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Asking Questions Edition
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Multi-vehicle accident leads to one death and injuries. Fark: From the shoot-out that followed
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(Famadillo)
 
 
 
Every year pumpkin spice worship gets stupider and weirder, so it's time for one of Fark's most beloved annual fall traditions: Photoshop ridiculous pumpkin spice ideas that will probably be available next year. LGT inspiration (new, original Photoshops only, please)
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Elon then: fark radar, cameras are good enough for collision avoidance. Elon now: fark ultrasonic sensors, cameras are good enough for Summon and Park assistant - in a future software update
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(Mansion Global)
 
 
 
Farkers, for the first time in 700 years, you can now own this massive, almost 2000-acre English estate for only £30 million. It has a payback period of roughly 66 and 2/3 years with annual revenue of £430,000. If we pool our money, we can do it
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Tue October 04, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
OK, Fark hivemind, solve this mystery: why do cats knock things onto the floor?
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Come atone for your sins for Yom Kippur, Jewish Farkers. From what I've seen in some of these threads, man have you got lots of atoning to do
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(The Register)
 
 
 
UK hits Russia with British iat services ban. In other news, British iat services were still in business until, like, now. WTF? Also, great job Fark autofilter
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Giant impact could have formed the Moon more rapidly, say researchers from Durham University's Institute for Farking Around on the Supercomputers While Mega-High and Shrooming After 3 AM
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(Some Gal)
 
 
 
It was mighty rainy and chilly today, got me thinking about winter. Do you all overwinter your plants? Are there brassicas in your future? This is your Fark Gardening thread for Tuesday October 4
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Apple Music hits 100 million songs on its service. So why does subby still get duplicates on his Farking stream?
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Mon October 03, 2022
(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
If you're a regular on Fark, what happened at this "quick draw contest" probably won't surprise you
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Twitter begins rolling out new feature to allow users to edit tweets after they've been submitted, which raises the questions when will Fark roll our similiar feature for eadlines
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Less likely to combine cheesy dialogue with buckets of prop blood it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Campy Horror Movies. What did they miss? Which did you like?
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Sun October 02, 2022
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Problem: Everything's too expensive. Politician: Um, just stop being poor? Have you tried not being poor? Do I have to solve every bloody problem around here? You can tell it's not Mitt Romney because subby cleverly used a farking British swear word
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
This rescue horse is bucking to become Fark's new mascot
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"Jesus Farking Christ"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Sea critters, weird sports, geography, and royal hoity-toity stuff are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, September 22-28: Pygmy Hippo Edition
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The world's most spectacular airport is about to get even more spectacular, and for once a Fark headline is free from hyperbole
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Sat October 01, 2022
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Well shiat. PHX isn't farking around
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(Make Use Of)
 
 
 
Want to improve your Windows performance? Kill these 9 processes. BE CAREFUL - don't kill the wrong ones - Fark will not be responsible if you Fark your system
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Please Note: the phrase "Early to bed. Early to rise. Fish like hell, and make up lies" does NOT apply to an official fishing tournament. So stop farking stuffing your fish with filets and lead weights, Jake"
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(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Not news: Hyundai/Kia cars are exceedingly easy to steal. News: Hyundai finally has a fix for the problem. Fark (you Hyundai): At the vehicle owner's expense
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The most successful French comedy series gets a new chapter. How successful? 39 books and 15 films. And most Farkers will still say 'Qui?' The Gauls are heading East with Asterix & Obelix: The Middle Kingdom
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(Politico (Europe))
 
Hero
 
Joker teams up with Ukraine, vows to help find the drones they're looking for. Fark needs a Hamill tag, and you submitted this with a nerdier headline
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Fri September 30, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
News: The world's oldest Webcam is still up and running. Fark: It wasn't installed by your creepy uncle
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(Sharon Herald)
 
 
 
There's a proper way to act at McDonald's and then there's what the cinnamon toast fark is this?
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(Twitter)
 
Boobies
 
Anyone have this guys Fark handle?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It is Orange Shirt Day, Canada's National Day for Truth and Reconciliation. There is still a lot of work to do, but hopefully this is a step in the right direction. Tell us your stories Indigenous Farkers
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(GOG)
 
 
 
Much more fun than dodging the sun in Super Mario Bros. 3 it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Master of Magic free at GOG. What have you been playing this week? Side note: favourite 4X strategy games? Civilization II/III? Stellaris? Tell us
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Finally, the ultimate timewaster game for when you're not on Fark - "Brewmaster: Beer Brewing Simulator" is available on Steam. Windows only for now (sorry, Apple Farkers)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
It's not even clear if a cat was involved. Welcome to Fark?
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Families of three Uvalde shooting survivors: "Fark it, let's just sue everyone"
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Thu September 29, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Hey Vlad, remember that time the Russian military and the people said "fark this" and nearly toppled the government? Yeah, that was awesome
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Remember the peaceful 84-year-old anti-choice canvasser that was shot in the arm? More details are coming in and Farkers called it in the first thread
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Christine, Dill & Lucky. More Florida Man than you can shake a stick at edition
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
We don't give a fark about you, your weird children, or your stupid, ratty-assed dog
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
In a move that would have been appropriate at any time in the past 200 years, Biden officially declares Florida a disaster. Stay safe, Florida Farkers
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Take comfort in some of your more under-the-table proclivities, Farkers
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Attention all single Farkers: take a shower, get a haircut, and straighten up that back because you just got a second chance
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 908: "Software Hootenanny 12" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed September 28, 2022
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Along with a new King, guess what else you get, U.K. Farkers? MURDER HORNETS
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dr. Oz was for medical pot before he was against it. FARK: He's only against it because Fetterman is for it
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
WE? Farking WE? You got a bunch of poor people in your pocket Mr. "I and my ilk ARE THE FARKING PROBLEM"?
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(NOAA)
 
 
 
Preliminary information shows Hurricane Ian may end up being one of the top five most powerful hurricanes to make landfall in the U.S. on record, and it's not over. This is your official Fark Hurricane Ian evening discussion hurricane party thread
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
The People's Front of Judea hereby declares its undying loyalty to....Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamene of Iran. Farking splitters
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Please don't shoot at the hurricane
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
It's time to bust out the Fark Tiny Violin String Quartet for Jordan Peterson, who is upset that he is the inspiration for Nazi and incel cult leader characters in fiction. Won't somebody please think of the cishet white men?
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Because waiting another 3 years is apparently beyond them, the folks at the Irish Post would like us to remember Arthur Guinness on his 297th birthday. They could take a lesson from farkers who are still waiting for Guinness bar towels
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(Fark Fiction Anthology)
 
 
 
'Hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing whatever to do.' - Oscar Wilde. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, refuge edition
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
New survey reveals that Americans feel they made four major wrong decisions in their life. This charts low compared to most Farkers who make four major wrong decisions before lunch on many days
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
We know everyone on Fark agrees with 25% minimum tipping, but how would you feel about surcharges added to your check to pay for staff Healthcare? It's about the employees not protecting the owners profits right?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rest easy Florida Farkers. The most trusted man from the most trusted news source says that hurricanes are just a scam
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Not news: Couple buys surplus storage cases from government surplus website. Still not news: Cases delivered and put into storage unit. Fark: ATF and FBI arrive
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Family of man who died of Covid-19 lives with corpse for over a year, believing he was only in a coma. Fark: They were given a death certificate that he was officially dead when he died
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Utah has 20 new state designs to vote on. Apparently Fark wasn't consulted in the early stages, so you get a beehive, you get a beehive, everybody gets a beehive
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(CityBeat)
 
 
 
Cincinnati Republicans are watching you Fark in a new ad. 30 second ad buys should do the trick
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Eagles QB Jalen Hurts is earning $1 million a year. That may seem like a lot to us Farkers, the last 3 teams to lose to the Eagles are spending a combined $99 million on their QBs this year
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Capitol terrorist Underpants Boy guilty, faces 24 years. Fark: After rejecting plea deal that would have limited prison time to about 90 days
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Tue September 27, 2022
(Ozarks First)
 
 
 
McDonald's to now offer "adult" happy meals. Fark challenge... What should the happy meal box have as the prize
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(Money Control (India))
 
 
 
Home, work, church, farking - pretty much anywhere besides your car
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Historic precursors to rap and hip hop. Surely all the Fark musicologists can agree on this
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Farking logic....how does it work??
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nothing says military victory quite like having your troops call an enemy hot-line to ask how to surrender. Fark: calls not limited to people already in the field
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month August 2022 voting for Discussion
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headline of the Month Voting for August 2022. Links to the voting threads for all ten tabs. Everyone can vote! Enjoy the best Farking headlines! Last chance to vote - voting ends 4pm Eastern today, Tuesday September 27
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Mon September 26, 2022
(Me)
 
 
 
Any Farkers have an opinion on the not-yet-released wowcube? I'm considering preordering one for my (8 year old) grandson. Preorder $300, otherwise $350
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: Los Angeles is opening a new light rail to the airport Fark: It doesn't actually go to the airport yet
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Boy King's stepmom may be right down the hall and if you don't know where this is headed turn in your Fark card
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Prometheus coulda' been the father of Farkistan
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Less likely to destroy 103 cars in 106 miles to Chicago when its dark & wearing sunglasses its the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV seen we've this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Car Chases. Which did you like?
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Not News: MAGA idiots banning books such as "The Handmaid's Tale." Fark: Now they're doing it to "Girls Who Code"
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Sun September 25, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Wacky Racers come to life and the end is a farker's childhood dream
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Leaving Farkers crying in their ... er, maybe Vodak?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Happy New Year, Jewish Farkers -- share the recipes that you're using tonight to the right
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Yogurt, monarchs, car companies, and the US Postal Service are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, September 15-21: Red Panda Edition
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Not News: Ted Cruz gives a speech about putting police in schools to combat school shootings. Fark: Gets booed and heckled. TotalFark: by a Texas audience
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Sat September 24, 2022
(Kens 5 San Antonio)
 
 
 
100-year-old man wants 100 birthday cards for his birthday. You all know what to do, FARKers
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
And just like that, Chrissy Tiegen ended up on Fark's enemies list
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
So you have a multi-billion dollar rocket on the pad and you are in the cross hairs of a tropical storm making launch unlikely even if there are no technical problems. Do you A) Roll it back to the safety of the VAB or B) Say "fark it"
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Fri September 23, 2022
(Daily Record (UK))
 
Hero
 
All Fark hails hero Scots man who saved a squirrel that fell down the loo. Probably won't shake his hand just yet
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Becoming a post-human robot is all fun & games until some farker downloads you from Limewire (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Motor Trend)
 
 
 
Drew Curtis' Fark.com Kentucky Speedway is now home to 40,000 unfinished Fords that can be seen from space. You'll get over it
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Infinitely more fun than Mario Is Missing it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Ark: Survival Evolved & Gloomhaven free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: gaming house rules growing up (or now)? No Oddjob? Tell us inside
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(Radio Insight)
 
 
 
For the few who listen to a daily morning zoo radio show, be advised it's no longer realtime regurgitation of Fark, but consists of canned "content blocks" recorded earlier by wacky DJ, assembled by engineers, and regurgitating yesterday's Fark
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Subby and other Utahan Farkers have a choice of voting out the known Mike Lee (no brainer) but the only viable alternative is voting for someone who claims to be unaffiliated but could turn into a Manchinema 2.0 upgrade without the quirkiness
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Thu September 22, 2022
(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
When is a mural not a mural? When it's a sign because it's on the side of a business and includes the mascot of that business. Fark: A purple moose
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Farking magnet burglaries, how do they work?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It is good to see the Catholic Church finding ways to spend all those tithes. If they have $10M to fight against statutes of limitations then they have the money to pay farking taxes
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Nvidia to its customers: Fark you. Pay whatever we decide
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Apparently we all do fark-all at work on Fridays. New study shows that there is no loss of productivity from workers working a 4-day week rather than a 5-day one
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Lawyer says you should not record your crimes. Obvious tag does a Facepalm and says not this farking shiat again
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If you're in Iran, you're not reading this article. Or any articles on Fark
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Deleted scene from "Idiocracy" or Trump lawyer Alina Habba appearing on Newsmax? Fark reports, you decide
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 907: "U2" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed September 21, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Good: Former bank robber decides to leave his bank robbing days in the past. Fark: By switching to identity theft instead
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(NASA)
 
Hero
 
Not news: Federal employee of the year named. Still not news: Three decades at NASA. Fark: Took the much delayed James Webb and got it into orbit
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Halloween wars
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(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
Not news: Teen arrested for speeding... News: Going 107MPH... straight to ULTRAFARK: In a Jeep Compass
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(CBC)
 
 
 
News: Speeding car hits person at bus stop. Fark: Police investigating the victim, say no one who owned a car would use the city bus on purpose
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Judge rules that late-night "comedian" (sic) Byron Allen can sue McDonald's for not advertising on the Weather Channel. In other news, Byron Allen is already super-farking-rich
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(Fark Fiction Anthology)
 
 
 
"The two most powerful warriors are patience and time" Leo Tolstoy. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, having patience because I'm short on time edition
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The rate... the rate... the rate is on fire. The rate... the rate... the rate is on fire. We don't need no mortgage, let the job market burn... burn motherfarker, burn
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Good: The Phillies scored 11 runs. Fark: They lost by 7 runs against the Blue Jays
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
New message on the Washington Monument for tourists: Have you been farked by this? Which happens to be a quote stolen from Abraham Lincoln
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Try our farking gin with more antioxidants than bloody blueberries, more potassium than some shait bananas, more vitamin C than crap oranges." Yeah, you can't advertise that, Gordon
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(Twitter)
 
Hero
 
You've already won as a parent if your kid likes the library. For fark's sake, land the helicopter and let them read that graphic novel
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Delaying his address? I thought he was CHANGING his address" The current trending Google search in Russia is "How do I get the fark out of Russia?"
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Tue September 20, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Self-described 23 year-old Crypto King solicited $35M from investors by promising 10-20% returns biweekly. If you're reading Fark, you can guess what happened
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
So, Fark, what's happening? Ummm, gonna need you to go ahead and wish Gary Cole a happy birthday and have those TPS reports this afternoon. Can you do that? That would be great, mmmkay?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Study claims home ownership leads to less happiness than expected. First, if you're expecting "things" to make you happy, you need to go watch an ABC After School Special or two. Second, it beats the ever-loving fark out of living on the street
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I've been thinking about rhizomes. A friend wants to plant hops and grapes along her fenceline and I wouldn't mind some rhubabrb. We're in 5b. Share your thoughts in the Fark gardening thread for Tuesday, Sept, 20
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ten lessons you will never learn on Fark
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Mon September 19, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
James Cameron: I'm going to make Avatar however the fark I want because I made Titanic which just paid for this new half-billion dollar studio complex we are sitting in
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Because you didn't ask, here's why a toilet is hanging on a Navy F/A-18 Super Hornet's wing. Welcome to Fark
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Shanahan has zero farks to give after Trey's season-ending injury
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hello, inspiring, creative Farkers. This is your weekly arting thread. Share your craft, art, hobbies, or what inspires you
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Little Miss Lower sat in her tower, drinking her curds and whey. Along came the Farkers, who sat down beside her, and
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Was there a Fark thread for the new Ken Burns documentary? Because there should have been. Lucky for us, all 3 episodes are streaming on the PBS webtube. If you are fighting to keep CRT out of schools, don't watch
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Oh God - the right farks up religious freedom
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(Midland Daily Farking News)
 
 
 
LA journalism teacher farking suspended for farking refusing to censor farking student publication is farking unsuspended. Fark yeah
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(Collider)
 
 
 
Less intense than a Pacino vs Kilmer/DeNiro LA gunfight it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Best Movie Shootouts. What did they miss? Which did you like?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Will the hands of the dead be dipped in vanilla pudding as is tradition? Will one of the grandsons crack a silent, but deadly one while carrying his grandmother's casket? It's the official Fark Queen Elizabeth II's funeral thread. Fun starts at 5 a.m. ET
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Sun September 18, 2022
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Are any of these done by one of you Farkers?
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Top 10 Far Side comics according to Reddit. Farkers, show us your favorite Far Side comics
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It started with an assault at Waffle House.... (This is not your Fark writers thread)
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Sat September 17, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Like Farkers are known for following fashion rules to begin with, but anyway
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Florida Man, British food, sports, and booze are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, September 8-14: Aubergine Edition
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: Some police departments are finally being forced to reexamine their tactics. Fark: Because insurers are no longer willing to pay the huge settlements to the families of victims of excessive use of force
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Sarah Michelle Gellar will star as a prep school headmaster in the Netflix movie "Do Revenge." Fark: The role will be inspired by her "Cruel Intentions" character
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Not news: Young people are rejecting "hustle culture" and doing the bare minimum to get by. Fark: In China too
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Fri September 16, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Lying motherfarker calls Trump a "lying motherfarker." It's Lying Motherfarkerception with Lindsay Graham
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(Daily Mail)
 
Weeners
 
WARNING: Male Farkers brace yourselves. Surgeons use an electric grinder to remove metal ring from man's penis
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Less stressful than a BIOS update gone bad it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Spirit of the North & The Captain at Epic. More free games to the right. What have you been playing this week? Side note: favourite games with branching paths/endings?
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
The majority of Americans think the batshiat insane 30% can just mind their own farking business
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Thu September 15, 2022
(GQ)
 
 
 
It's getting harder and harder to say what is cool these days. Except when you're writing a headline and picking a topic on Fark
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(Science.org)
 
 
 
Satellite shows that feathers and bowling balls fall the same way at the same velocity. Galileo Galilei yells "I farking told you so" while Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein simply look smug. Astronaut Dave Scott said "Been there, done that"
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
State rep wants a law allowing Farkers to install a self destruct button
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Vintage Air Force memo lays down the farking law. This might very well be where Fark filters were invented. No word about the farking swear jar
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Christine, Dill & Lucky. UFO Hurricane Tom Hanks Rainbow murder edition
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN announces new morning show to be hosted by...oh for the love of farking god
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Yeah, yeah that's a nice song you got there. No we don't want or need to hear it again, though #3 is a Fark favorite
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Just-add-water cereal is now a thing. But if you really want to fark with the space-time continuum add Dippin' Dots and hold on for dear life
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(Neuroscience News)
 
 
 
Risk of angry Politics tab rants increases greatly among Farkers who caught COVID
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is suing the founder of Fark.com for violating his Drew Curtis™ trademark. Maybe Fark Leader needs to hire "She-Hulk: Attorney at Law." Episode 5, "Mean, Green, and Straight Poured into These Jeans," is streaming on Disney+ now
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Dead couple leave estate instructions for their 5 kids to sell the house that has been in the family since '96. Fark: 1696, that is
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Time's up, Special Counsel Bullshiat Durham's jury sent home, Fark: taxpayers spent $4.5 million to get yet another script for Much Ado About Nothing. Ultra Fark: Garland's Justice Department may not even see it fit for public consumption
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan marijuana growers tell state regulators "we got ours, so fark everyone else"
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 906: "Vertical Orientation" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed September 14, 2022
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Poo Driver Cocktail
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Doin' shots in Kentucky
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(Fark Fiction Anthology)
 
 
 
"Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden." ― Cormac McCarthy, The Road. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, burning edition
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
Ms. 45 has the solution to your "who gives a fark?" needs this holiday season, with bonus hilarity in the form of a 3D animated NFT
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For most, the day Jim Beam ramped up production was the most important day of their lives. For the average Farker, the amount they're ramping it up by covers a Tuesday
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(Salon)
 
 
 
FARK ready headline of the year candidate: Democracy dies in book deals
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(Google)
 
 
 
What do you call your partner on Fark? Mine is Mr Bear and I have no idea what image I'd use to describe him accurately
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(Some Research)
 
 
 
Improve your brain health significantly by reading just 15 minutes a day (offer not valid for Fark Politics tab)
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
News: 18-year-old progressive ousts arch-conservative in school board race. Fark: in Idaho
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
Hero
 
Fark-ready headline: Man uses telemarketer settlement money to open bar called 'The Wrong Number'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hey Swiss farkers, don't touch that dial, or you could face three years in prison
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Tue September 13, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Robert Saleh says he's 'taking receipts' on those who post in the Fark Sports tab. Whatever that means
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
He's here, he's there, Roy Kent's cussing every-farking-where. Roy Kent, Roy Kent
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(YouTube)
 
Boobies
 
Who wouldn't want to see Margot Robbie fight a farking snake. (NSFW)
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Judge orders Tay-Tay must face trial. Fark, if the scarf was worth all that, this guy is gonna get her "By-Tor and the Snow Dog"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Yeah, just siting around, Covid-ized, watching my potatoes drown, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you, in your Fark gardening Thread for Tuesday September 13, 2022?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fark you, pay me (or I might quit)
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Mon September 12, 2022
(Chron)
 
 
 
News: Dallas Mavericks star Luka Doncic battling over who owns trademark rights to his name Fark: Battling against his mother
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Good evening, crafty Farkers. Here is your belated weekly Arting thread
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
NBA writer Jonathan Tjarks is dead from cancer. He was only 34 years old. Fark cancer
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Apparently, the City of Denver has a secret warehouse that stores lost and found items. Any of you Farkers lose some Rolex watches or vintage comics?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Here we go again. How will his attorneys fark it up this time?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Been away on holiday and are just hearing about Special Masters? Here's a recap of where we're at in bizarro court arguing over who get to keep seized stolen government records. Surely kindly farkers will sagely and calmly answer user questions
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Less mysterious than a golden glow from an open briefcase it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Anthology Movies. What did they miss? Which did you like?
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Sun September 11, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Not news: Forced checkmate sequence in chess. Still not news: Lone queen vs. 27 points of material. Fark: Forced checkmate in 130 moves. Stockfish surrenders
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Giant radioactive monkey. Fark: For real. Here comes the science
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Sat September 10, 2022
(Big E Radio)
 
 
 
At 10:30PM ET it is Noise Factor on Big E Radio. After the chill long weekend it's time to crank the amp to eleven. New tracks from Cave In, Green Ripper, Astro Throne, and more. Classics like Megadeth and Rollins Band, and a story about Fark
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(Some Old Guy)
 
 
 
North Dakota College of Science freshman nose guard is taking the college football world by storm. Fark: A 49 year old freshman
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Iditarod legend Lance Mackey dies at 52. No witty headline. Fark Cancer
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Regional food, bands ending their run, climate change, and the Emmys are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, September 1-7: Pumpkin Spice Edition
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
What Philly did during the pandemic: Restored their vintage 1947 trolley cars. Fark: Not as museum pieces, but to haul people up and down Girard Avenue
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Fri September 09, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bad: Missing weight. Worse: By 7 pounds. Dana White: fark it, shows on with new opponents
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(Reddit)
 
 
 
Over the past week lost two dear friends at work. Today we are having virtual memorials. Fark cancer. Anyone else up to talk about getting through loss? LGT some great thoughts on loss
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Of all the things that did happen this week, these actually didn't. Welcome to Fark
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
All sports in the UK and the Home Nations are postponed this weekend out of respect for Queen Elizabeth II's passing, affecting millions around the world and maybe like a dozen Farkers
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
No longer news: Putin loses another general. Fark: Commander of the "West" group
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Almost as epic as 4 player Kings of the Beach it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Hundred Days - Winemaking Simulator & Realm Royale Reforged free @ Epic. What have you been playing? Side note: Steam backlog games you keep meaning to play?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Granny believes her grandson is wasting his life getting high and playing video games. What's his Fark handle?
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Thu September 08, 2022
(Outkick)
 
 
 
Like most farkers Jess Pegula also drowns her sorrows in beer after losing
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Christine (maybe), Dill & Lucky. London Bridge cheap chicken robocop exoskeleton edition
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Star Trek Day livestream to the left. Farkers saying why Star Trek is 'too political' or 'too woke' vs what it used to be to the right
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(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Fark around and find out, overturning Roe v Wade edition
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Particle physicists are in the "nightmare scenario" of not being able to find a farking thing. This is good news, for the Trisolarians
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Okay, threatening public officials is a horrible trend, but damn if I don't gotta give props to "Chucklefark Zodiac Killer"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Geraldo re-opens Capone's vault and finds...... zero farks to give about TFG's continual bullshiat he still spews over baseless stolen election claims
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
[NOTE: Do Not Run Until farking Queen Is Dead Or People Will Lose Their shiat] Queen Elizabeth Dead at 96
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 905: "Above or Below" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed September 07, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stupid: Driving drunk. Fark: Being the Estonian Deputy Ambassador to Belarus and driving drunk in the Estonian Foreign Ministry parking lot
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: No word if any of the boxes were labeled "top secret"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Yesterday it was superheroes and inter-dimensional bloodthirsty demons. Today it's stem cells and star-childs. Welcome to Fark
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: How we should all remember Bruce Willis. Yippee Ki Yay, motherfarker
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(Fark Fiction Anthology)
 
 
 
"I refuse to lie to children." -Maurice Sendak. I don't either, I just shake my fist and tell them to stay off the lawn. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Wild Things Edition
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(Some 19-year TF'er)
 
 
 
I help run a food bank in New Orleans & our annual Rubber Duck Derby fundraiser is this weekend. $5 ducks for a chance at $5K & other fab prizes, & you don't have to be present to win. Huge thx to all Farkers who have supported us over the years
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Once again Fark prognosticatorshiat it on the nose. The GOP is more outraged about the leak of nuclear documents than the fact that Trump had the documents in the first place. *BOOP*
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Guy dodges babysitting duties by pretending to admin Fark
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Tue September 06, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Motherfarkin' science extends its unbeaten streak as researchers at Boston Children's Hospital and Duke University announce the discovery of SP1-77, an antibody that destroys ALL known variants of SARS-CoV-2
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My ex left me for another man. Unfortunately, it's my roommate so I hear them farking like rabbits nightly. What. Do...what...do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
If Fark was a hotel, this would be the main selling point
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Farkin Vladimir Putin "approves" glorious New Foreign Policy with the aim of creating a Russian World. That sounds like fun
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Traveling this week, so no need from the Last Frontier - how is everyone else's garden doing? Come tell us all about it on the Fark Gardening Thread for Tuesday September 6, 2022
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Mon September 05, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy Labor Day, Artsy- Crafty Farkers. Share the fruits of your creative efforts here in your weekly Art thread
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Less satisfying than smashing a faulty printer with a bat in a field it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Labor Day Movies. What did they miss? Which did you like?
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(Total Pro Sports)
 
Hero
 
What's her FARK handle?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
What the fark is wrong with rich people?
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo is farking sex workers, and not in a good way
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(CNN)
 
 
 
And god said "Fark these 2 Georgia counties in particular" - Climate Change 13:24
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Sun September 04, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Farkhat
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A failing memory can be disconcerting. If you're a squirrel, it's environmentally beneficial. Get out there and misplace some nuts Farkers
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Not news: Computer sends vehicle on a wrong turn. Fark: Mars
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(Independent)
 
 
 
No. Also, which Farker wrote this?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
HBO farks around with some Hobbits and elflords, releases full first episode of House of the Dragon on YouTube
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(The Gazette)
 
 
 
Not News: Iowa wins season opener at home. News: The final score was 7-3. Fark: No touchdowns were scored
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A man once went to Nantucket All the way from Ohio to suck at The teat of the rich But ain't it a biatch? They said "find a chicken and fark it"
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Sat September 03, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Good news for World Cup Farkers: There Will Be Beer
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Queen, the Princess, the Yob, and the British Invaders are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, August 25-31: Personal Data Edition
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A millennial has no idea how people found love before dating websites and apps. What stories would Farkers tell her?
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Fri September 02, 2022
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Company testing a technology to grow new livers in patients. Farkers everywhere will drink to this
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember Carter Page? Well, a federal judge just told him to go fark himself. So you can go back to forgetting him again
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
The Donald Trump endorsed Qanon candidate who wants to be Michigan's next secretary of state grabbed the steering wheel in a car her ex-husband was driving, and while her kids were in the car said "Fark it, I'll kill us all"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
How alcohol lost its cool. The UK, Wisconsin, and TotalFark would like a word
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Infinitely more fun than any escort quest it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Knockout City, Shadow of the Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition, and Submerged: Hidden Depths Free At Epic. What have you been playing? Side note: best gaming Easter eggs?
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Thu September 01, 2022
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Jen finally gets to present her first case as She-Lawyer. Will Blonsky's harem show up? Will Wong show up? Will Farkers show up in the thread? Time for shoes to split with "She-Hulk: Attorney at Law" Episode 3, "The People vs. Emil Blonsky"
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(Baltimore Ravens)
 
 
 
Not news: Member of Baltimore Ravens goes on injured reserve and is out for the season. Fark: it's the mascot
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(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
I feel it is my obligation -- nay, my duty -- as a sickeningly rich person to never, ever shut the fark up
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Some Farker numbered the subway car for "Scream 6"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
So if your boss catches you surfing Fark instead of working, tell them you're boosting your energy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
BrewDog under fire for Crimes Against Fark
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(EarthSky)
 
 
 
SETI finds a signal of indisputable intelligent origin from beyond our Solar System. Fark: For real
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 904: "Au Naturel" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed August 31, 2022
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man in trouble for swearing in court. Fark: he's the judge
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Elon Musk announces that next year, Fark will split the STEM tab into a STEM tab and a Rocket tab
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Gravity hurts
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
It took an entire congressional commission to conclude that a guy wearing a pointy hood and a robe might actually have something to do with the KKK. Fark: On a plaque hanging at West Point with the words Klu Klux Klan written on it
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(Fark Fiction Anthology)
 
 
 
"Are you there, God? It's me, submitter." -Judy Blume (approximately) This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Asking Questions Edition
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(VPM)
 
 
 
POOPMAN and FARTCAR among annual roundup of rejected license plates. No word on whether FARKCAR would have been acceptable
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Today's video from Bizarro World: Steve Doocy laying in to Kristi Noem about how monumentally Trump is farked
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"He is incapable of understanding anything other than total and absolute admiration towards him." He needs to spend a little time on Fark. We will explain it to him
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Bad: spacecraft starts sending garbled data. Good: engineers figure out the problem and fix it. Fark: spacecraft in question is 45 years old and has left the Solar System
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(Los Angeles Magazine)
 
 
 
Gavin McInnes' disappearing act was less "law enforcement raid" and more "pranking a loyal audience and farking off to France". Bonus: one of his "friends" called him out on the "prank"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Survey finds young people follow news, but without much joy, mostly due to not having a TotalFark subscription. TotalFark makes your news happy. Also helps us keep the lights on. Sign up today
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This woman is clearly very intelligent - and needs a farkin' life
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
An analysis of the DOJ's filing tonight in the stolen classified documents case. Short version: Trump is farked
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(Space News)
 
 
 
Not news: Fill'er up with regular. Fark: Hydrazine
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Tue August 30, 2022
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Is there anything to stop the EV industry from following the printer cartridge business model? FARK: It costs $30,000 to replace the battery on a 12 year old Chevy Volt
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Beer truck catches fire, shuts down interstate. Farkers everywhere inconsolable
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In news that will certainly upset pro-Iranian Farkers who want to see them get a nuclear weapon, Iranian military equipment is failing in Russia's war in Ukraine
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Can't believe it's almost September - do you have apples yet? Come tell us what's doing in your Fark gardening Thread for Tuesday August 30, 2022
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Killer sea turtle ambushes woman's buttocks and almost drowns her. Fark: This is the eleventh sea turtle attack in the area in the past two weeks
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(Some Robot)
 
 
 
Will robots take my job? Subby is safe at only 15% likelihood, at least until boss finds how much time he spends posting to fark
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I have been diagnosed with TMJ Dysfunction. Any Farkers have tips, hints or suggestions on dealing with pain/inflammation issues?
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
When did we become Farkers?
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Mon August 29, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Getting married to a can of alcoholic Mountain Dew" isn't just a metaphor for signing up for Total Fark anymore
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Do any other farkers receive inherited residuals, royalties, or other ongoing payments for their parents' creative work? Aside from, 'Yeah, free money,' how do you feel about it? Link goes to a show that discussed this
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
As Republican's Frankenstein Monster continues to wander the countryside, molesting helpless villagers and farking up primaries, his creators are worried he may blow their chance at taking back the US House
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy Monday, Artsy and Crafty Farkers. This is your weekly Arting thread
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Seriously... Farking Boeing. Again with the stuck valves
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Serious drought, skyrocketing energy prices, a raging COVID pandemic, and a war in their own backyard? Fark all that shiat, it's OKTOBERFEST TIME BABY
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For those of you who majored in something 'useless' in college, what are you doing now? Submitting links to Fark almost identical to the actual headline doesn't count, subby has that one locked up
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(NOAA)
 
 
 
The party seems to be over. A tropical depression is forming in the central Atlantic, and seems to be heading toward Fark's favorite state - due sometime next week
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Less humid and somber than the final days of August its the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV weve seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT End Of Summer Movies. What did they miss? Which did you like?
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
St. Petersburg based insurance company will no longer offer or renew homeowners policies in its home state. Fark: another company is already pulling out, and 5 others have gone out of business in 2022
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(Rocket Launch Live)
 
 
 
Monday. Monday. Monday, 8:33 AM ET (and possibly later later, later). Snoopy and Shaun the Sheep head to the farking Moon on Artemis 1. Coverage for those who cannot bleat starts at 6:30 AM ET - UPDATE: Launch scrubbed
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Sun August 28, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What in the cinnamon toast fark is this?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Classic TV, climate change, Oscar winners, and European geography are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, August 18-24: Mildly Amusing Edition
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: ancient Egyptian artifact discovered in Memphis. Fark: Memphis, Tennessee
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Shopaholic Farkers can now live at the mall...legally. Difficulty: New Jersey
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Sat August 27, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
How bad did he fark up? Intelligence Officials will be presenting a "damage assesment" to Congress
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(Patch)
 
 
 
New Pasco Co, FL high school needs a name - Do your worst, Farkers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For the inflation weary, here are the beers Farkers can still afford
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Legal experts agree: Trump is farked
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(CBS 6 Albany)
 
 
 
Don't hit the bridge. We put up a sign, we put up a detection system, we built a turnaround. And you. Numbnuts. You still. Hit. The farking bridge
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Fri August 26, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Don't fark with Kiwis
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Blue Jays' Danny Jansen meets a young fan who survived brain cancer, tells him he'll hit a home run for him. Since this is on Fark with the Sappy tag, you know what happened next
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Oh for fark's sake
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Less likely to start a fight than the Mario Kart 64 Rainbow Road shortcut it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Ring of Pain & Destiny 2: 30th Ann. pack free @ Epic. What have you been playing? Side note: really frustrating/annoying game levels?
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Thu August 25, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Moore v. Harper could be one of the most consequential Supreme Court cases for our democracy Not a snarky Fark headline but really important
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Not news: Sherriff's office investigates themselves. News: Finds wrongdoing, fires cop. FARK: cop is still running for Sherriff
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Create a poster for Fark: The Movie
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Elon Musk and Mike Sievert, president and CEO of T-Mobile, have a joint presentation at Starbase at 8 PM ET to follow-up yesterday's Fark headline about how wonderful T-Mobile's connectivity is. No word on how good the joint will be
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver takes on Big Ten expansion, runs the numbers on every school allegedly going to the conference, puts plausible candidates in five tiers from "Notre Dame" to "No farking Way"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kinda newsy: 90-minute soccer match ends after 280 minutes. Total Fark: Due to multiple air raid alerts
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Social media posts from his teens, where he appeared to admit to committing voter fraud by changing his mother's absentee ballot, arise to dog an AZ GOP candidate. Fark: the candidate for attorney general. Double fark: Changed it to vote FOR Obama
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite billionaire is so busy defending himself against Twitter that he has to take a 9 minute flight instead of driving 30 miles
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 903: "Ooh Shiny" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed August 24, 2022
(Marietta Daily Journal)
 
 
 
Good: Holding safety drills. Neutral: Surprise safety drills. Bad: Surprise active shooter safety drills. Fark: Right after Buffalo shooting. Farkier: At charity office that handles people with trauma. UltraFark: Drill run by an accused pedophile
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(France 24)
 
 
 
It took them farking long enough, but scientists have finally published the postcrania of Sahelanthropus tchadensis, an important fossil related to human evolution
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Perhaps you have some ghosts to preserve for posterity
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Darwin pulls a Bill Buckner, Farks up an easy grounder to First
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(Neuroscience News)
 
 
 
Study links news addiction to mental as well as physical health problems, TotalFark subscriptions
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(Fark Fiction Anthology)
 
 
 
"A word after a word after a word is power." ― Margaret Atwood. I dunno, I keep putting words together and all I get is people telling me they're spelled wrong. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, powerful edition
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
One America "News" goes full Nazi. Fark: Subby ain't exaggerating
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not news: Train breaks down. News: Passengers told to get out and walk. Fark: The rest of the way to England, under the sea
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Three days ago, with rumours that Russia would attack Kyiv on Ukrainian independence day, a Farker suggested the west send high level delegates. Guess who is in Kyiv today? Rhymes with Joris Bhonson
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
NHTSA to owners of Hyundai Palisade and Kia Telluride SUV's: So maybe for the next little while you are going to want to park your cars outside and away from anything flammable. Fark: the fire risk is coming from a "trailer hitch issue"
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(Inc)
 
 
 
Study finds remote workers have to waste more than an hour a day on "productivity theater" before they can waste the rest of the work day on Fark
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Not news: Starbucks closes another 2 stores. News: the Seattle store was unionized, the Kansas City store had a tie vote. Fark: The Seattle store will reopen as a licensed store operated by the QFC next door
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Tue August 23, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
It is the best of rockets. It is the worst of rockets. It is rocket of wisdom. It is a rocket of foolishness. It is a rocket going to the farking Moon. It is the rocket going straight down to Hell
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Judge's response to Trump's FBI suit: "What, and I cannot stress this enough, the actual fark?"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"If you are looking for an exceptionally boring topic and have nothing to do, Sarasota Magazine profiled my work on Twitter." -- Ron Filipkowski, popular guy on Fark
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(Sierra Space)
 
 
 
Paper study for a new space station is complete. This is a big farking deal
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Don't fark with NARA
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The girl that everyone on Fark said would be dead by 18 is now 19, and she has created a $1.7M scholarship that will help students enroll in technical and trade schools
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In ballsy move, Benin set to abandon Fark's mascot
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Time to post those amazing blooms, my friends - It's your Fark Gardening Thread for Tuesday August 23, 2022
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Mon August 22, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Great news for Farkers from Toronto: this dangerous weapon has been taken off the street
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome, all creative Farkers, to the weekly Fark Arting Thread
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"A Fark Headline" - Alan Smithee
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Less likely to cause G-force induced blackouts than Coffin Corner its the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Dogfight Movies. What did they miss? Which did you like?
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
The Rushdie stabbing has freaked Ricky Gervais the fark out
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Sun August 21, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
What the fark, dude?? Said the otter
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Devil went down to Georgia on my mind as judge puts Lindsay Graham testimony on hold the night the lights went out and oh how Fark loves trite pun headlines
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Sat August 20, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Car insurance, cocaine, offensive words, and other things you'll need in Florida are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, August 11-17: Stop Changing Stuff Edition
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Murica: Landlord sues police over a false arrest and tasering, after a tenant filed a false report to police to 'get even'. Fark: He wins case, gets $50K
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Fri August 19, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
A reminder that while there are rules governing retention of presidential records, Supreme Court justices can do whatever the fark they want with their papers
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not only is there a Finnish word to describe Farkers, there are now two emojis as well
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Less likely to get you respect than beating Championship Lode Runner it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Doom 64 & Boom Boxer Pack for Rumbleverse. What have you been playing this week? Side note: best/worst DLC you ever bought? Tell us inside