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Fri January 22, 2021
(Good luck, get stuck)
 
 
 
Subby is getting his first COVID vax today. How's this clusterfark vaccine rollout going where you are?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Not news: train game run on Adobe Flash. News: Chinese train software run on Adobe Flash. Fark: after trains stopped for 20 hours, up & running using a pirated non-expired copy of Flash
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. This week we celebrate National Answer Your Cat's Questions Day with, naturally, a poetry contest. Write a poem in any form about the pressing questions your cat (or any pet) would like answered
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Less risky than the Devouring Swarm next door in Stellaris inviting you over for supper it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Galactic Civilizations III free @ Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: older games you return to often?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Please don't drink beer out of the swear jar
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Dude farked around and found out, then farked around some more and found out again
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Thu January 21, 2021
(Some Guy Whereart Thou)
 
 
 
George Clooney has the Fark work ethic
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
While Americans were distracted with their President's inauguration, 3rd tier Spanish team Alcoyano eliminated La Liga leader Real Madrid from the Copa del Rey by 2-1. UltraFark: In added extra time with 10 men
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bullshiat Spice just cannot understand why the media likes Jen Psaki and not him. After all, Psaki NOT ONCE lied about crowd size or insulted anyone or hid in the Bushes, and her jacket was not 3 sizes too big. Real farking mystery, Spicey
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
News: Goalie gets first career point on power play, Ultrafark: 3 on 5 shorthanded
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Now at 6pm eastern - it's the Fark News Livestream, Weird Inauguration Edition. Come with us if you want to live
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Turns out, the MyPillow CEO had a secret romance with ... wait, hang on, that can't be right. I'm gonna re-check this. Mmmm-hmmmm. Well, this seems in order, but - and I ask this sincerely - what actually the fark?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Think QAnon is going away now that Biden is President and Hillary hasn't been arrested & executed? Oh you sweet summer child. QAnon could be our next major emerging religion. What does this mean? Why, Fark fodder for YEARS of headlines, of course
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Happy Fark Mascot Appreciation Day
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's National Hugging Day. Welcome to Fark
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(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Oklahoma Rep. files bill to establish Bigfoot hunting season
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 820: "Teeny Tiny". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed January 20, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Grammar nerds of Fark prepare your sensible chuckle. KCRW's "All the President's Lawyers" re-brands itself
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump leaves Biden a letter on the Resolute Desk. Farkers, what do you think was written and in which color crayon
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme - I'm gonna hire a Farker to decorate my home
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't." -Mark Twain. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Back to Boring History edition
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
OK, Subby had his doubts. Lady GAGA? Singing the Star Spangled Banner? Really? She knocked it out of the park. Every note. Every octave. And she wasn't just singing it; it was obvious she was feeling every second of it. Un-farking-believable. Enjoy
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
4pm Eastern. It's the Fark News Livestream, What a Week It's Been edition. Now with dinosaur buttholes
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(UPI)
 
 
 
News: Woman narrowly avoids injury in her bathroom. Fark: Because a swan crashed through the window
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go / Arrest him for sedition / He farked up real bad, and now he's going home / Arrest him for sedition
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Yes, it's Trump's last day as president but it's also the last day that Mitch McConnell is the Senate Majority Leader to which every American should say: good farking riddance
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
College Board: Fark it, kids these days don't need to know how to write any stinkin' essays, anyhow
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Who will Trump pardon? Rudy Giuliani? Joe Exotic? His kids? Himself? Presidential pardon palooza mania sweeps nation. Who will it be? Get your walking papers ready, because this is your official Fark presidential pardon palooza thread
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who the fark cares what Klingons look like and why? These people, apparently
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Old bands with new albums, booze promotions, and drug smuggling are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Jan 3-9 Reverse Christmas Edition
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Canadian held in cells by RCMP for several days writes about her experience. Fark: in a thank-you note to her jailers
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Mon January 18, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Seeing as how subby is getting into becoming a maker, he thought maybe uniting Fark once a week to discuss the topic would be fun. Here's hoping for a Fark Maker Monday Thread. Link goes to free Photogrammetry software. What's your Maker Hobby?
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
"We build the path as we can, rock by rock." Welcome to the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss what movies/TV we've seen this past week. LGT Selma
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Name one thing you're gonna need a black belt for - You don't farkin'' know what you're gonna need it for. They just always need it
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Old, boring: Data mining. New, Actually boring through a mountain: A real life data mine. FARK: Ozzy Osbourne's been there
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(CBC)
 
 
 
This should be farking great
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Everyone's favorite QAnon Congressperson is back from her Twitter timeout and if you want to peek into the mind of a complete farking lunatic, take a look at this thread she posted
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Sun January 17, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The WWE vows to kill off their most ardent fans ... with a little help from Fark's favorite state
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(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier: musical pranks, bootleg medicine and a gallon of raspberry sorbet - not from a second hand store. It's a free web serial by a farker, earn some TF or just get Harry Nilsson music stuck in your head
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Sat January 16, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not news: Drone takes video of a space launch. Fark: Drone almost directly above the rocket at takeoff
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(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago today Shield became a Storm. How many of you FARKERS were there?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. This week we have a themed Show & Tell: I Blue Myself. Show us your favorite art featuring the color Blue and Tell us about it. Difficulty: Art you haven't posted in our F'artiste contests before
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Fri January 15, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fark Ready Headline: I taught Sens. Josh Hawley and Ted Cruz in law school. Clearly they didn't pay attention
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Behind just about every farked up Republican plan to compromise democracy you will find the billionaires. "Joe Workingman" tips his hard hat
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(Lawfare Blog)
 
 
 
NSA Updates its policy document for the first time in 32 years, no mention of fark anywhere
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Nancy is not farking around "If in fact it is found that members of Congress were accomplices to this insurrection, if they aided and abetted the crime, there may have to be actions taken beyond the Congress in terms of prosecution for that"
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
'The avalanche was in control' with Oh Fark video
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Bombs over Baghdad began 30 years ago and I still can't get the farking song out of my head
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Budae Jjigae is a much-loved Korean dish. It translates into English as "Fark it. Put it in the pot"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Definitely better received than Awesome Possum it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Star Wars Battlefront II Celebration Edition free at Epic this week. What have you been playing this week? Side note: really frustrating/annoying levels in games?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tintin cover art sells for record-breaking €3.2m. Fark: Rejected cover art
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Masks, social distancing, staying home, vaccines, how about trying a giant farking gorilla?
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "The Guy Who Flew A Confederate Flag In The Capitol Has Predictably Surrendered"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Samsung launches new Galaxy phones, along with a Tile-like tracker for all your loseables. Fark: only works with Samsung Galaxy devices, not even other Android phones
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(AP News)
 
 
 
I'm Eric says that all of these cities, and financial institutions, and sports associations rushing to cut ties with Trump is just "cancel culture" and these days you can't even foment one little insurrection with everyone freaking the fark out
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not news: Man throws away hard drive in 2013. News: It had Bitcoin on it worth $250 million. Fark: He wants to excavate the landfill. Ultrafark: And donate all the funds to local Covid relief
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: If your surges last longer than four hours...
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Any of you farkers out there ever mine so much bitcoin that you crippled the power grid? Asking for Iran
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
They've completely lost their farking minds... now apparently Space Force is going to cut Biden's inauguration feed and the mass arrests will then begin
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The leader of the Stop The Steal treason weasels the day of their failed coup "I had nothing to do with it" compared to yesterday "The lord says vengeance is his, and I pray that I am the tool to stab these motherfarkers." Lock him up
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(Twitchy)
 
 
 
Regular human farkers: do you use zip ties for legal porpoises?
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 819: "Transformations". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed January 13, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
"Trump has instructed his aides not to pay Giuliani's legal fees." Fark needs a "FREAKING HILARIOUS" tag
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(CBC)
 
 
 
It's very clear. Stay. Home. That's it. Stay home. Rester à la maison. Stai in casa. It's not confusing. It's not rocket science. Stay the fark home. If you're wondering "if", stay home. Just. Stay. Home. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. Staaaaay hooooome
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(Financial Post)
 
 
 
Boo farking hoo: Parler CEO says app may not return
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(Fark)
 
 
 
He can expertly parallel park an adverb. He improved a one-word sentence by removing it. He once wrote down the true name of God and was sued for copyright infringement. He is the most interesting writer on Fark, and this is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(WAAY TV)
 
 
 
HQ Space Command location selection is Redstone Arsenal, Huntsville, AL. Fark you, San Francisco
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Good news, European farkers. The European Food Safety Agency has deemed mealworms safe to eat. Bon Appétit
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
As if getting adopted wasn't lucky enough, 6-month old Alabama Now will be making her debut in the 17th annual Puppy Bowl in February. Team Fluff and Fark both welcome her to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(News and Guts)
 
 
 
Farked around, they did. Find out, they will
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Tue January 12, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hey Fark, let's help find this guy
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(NPR)
 
 
 
And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa. They're coming to take me away ho-ho hee-hee ha-haaa. To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time. This is your official Fark Congressional 25th Amendment debate thread ho-ho hee-hee ha-haaa
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
4:30 p.m. Eastern - it's the Fark News Livestream, Seriously Good News Edition. Plus taint Band-Aids
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Fark Ready Headline: Boston woman wears same black dress for 100 days
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Starbucks pledges $100 million to help small businesses. Well, except all those coffee shops they drove out. Fark those guys
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Boats, disguises, stonks, and cars are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, December 28-Jan 2: Nothing Else Happened This Week Edition
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Don Lemon is completely out of farks to give
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So what's on your playlist for January 20th?
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Mon January 11, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Turns out this morning's snarky submission from some leftist Farker about "nobody" at Twitter Headquater's pro-Trump protest was fake news. In fact, an entire person did show up
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Sorta news: Parler may not be done after all - they just found a new domain registrar (the same doofuses who host Gab). UltraFark: whose CEO is literally a Monster
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Recently divorced / separated farkers, what's your story? How soon did you start dating again? What's your best/worst tale of suddenly being single in the Covid era?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark ready head line: It's the law: Does Santa carry liability insurance?
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
3pm Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream, insurrection aftermath chastity cage low T edition
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Parler sues Amazon for refusing to host its website. There is precedent for this as I've sued Fark for not hosting my Bob Barker erotic fan faction writings
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Dear Drew Landers, What's the etiquette for commenting on an article you've submitted to Fark? Subby thinks it's weird, like saying you love your own cooking. What do other Farkers think? What do you think? Sincerely, Just Being Polite
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
"Look, I understand everyone's sh*t's emotional right now. But I got a 3pt plan to fix EVERYTHING" Welcome to the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss what movies/TV we've seen this past week. LGT Idiocracy. Bonus: Fav Movie/TV POTUS quote?
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Not news: Lana Del Rey releases new album with "faux-vintage" country club pic. News: People immediately attack her over lack of inclusiveness. Fark: She meekly defends herself, making everything ten times worse. Tag for everyone involved
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Sun January 10, 2021
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Archaeologist's hobby has emassed into a collection of 4,500 beer cans dating back to the 30's, making him a hero to frat boys and farkers worldwide
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Counter-protester AND longtime Farker makes news with snarky signs. Yay Fark!
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
An unofficial Fark hockey pool that has been around since 2011 needs some more members again this year. Rotisserie league, draft tonight at 8 PM ET
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Two kids find bald eagle entangled in fishing line with hook piercing its beak. Since you're reading this here on Fark, it has ... wait, what ... a happy ending? In Florida?
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(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, a friendship negotiation/picnic so complicated it needs an EULA. It's a free web serial by a farker, and we're taking submissions and giving away TF. DIT
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The senator who has Gritty as a constituent has decided that maybe it is time to impeach instead of farking around and finding out
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Sat January 09, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Russian space agency is suing the Russian space agency, Jeff Bezos plans to land a rocket booster on his mom, farkload of companies plan their first launches in 2021, and world's richest man to launch another Starship prototype next week. 🚀
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Zip Tie Guy has been identified. Thank farking God
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Fri January 08, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fark's least-favorite cartoonist has been suspended from Twitter
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Group chaired by the ATTORNEY FARKING GENERAL OF GEORGIA called Trump supporters to urge them to march to U.S. Capitol in days leading up to insurrection attempt
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Fark around and find out - Fark's favorite politician eyes Senate seat. I say we start a GoFarkMe
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just tuning into Sen Bob Corker (R-TN)'s hit on MSNBC, and WHAT IN THE ACCURSED SWEATY FARK IS THAT THING (subby is not asking that about Corker)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Still not protected with LensLok (thank goodness) it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Crying Suns free at Epic this week. What have you been playing? Side note: unplayed owned games you keep meaning to play? Tell us inside
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(Twitter)
 
Video
 
CNN is out of farks this morning
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Thu January 07, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz tried to fark around with AOC, he's finding out in real-time
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: I survived 2020 and all I got was this lousy insurrection
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
"I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion." He's also 57 today. HBD Nic Farkin' Cage
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Zack Snyder reveals which Marvel property would make him join the MCU. Fails to reveal why in the fark the MCU would want him in the first place
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
OMG... Fark has GOTTA have one of these... it's a ground floor moment, Q-tips or cotton swabs, Kleenex or tissues, Coke or Pepsi
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 818: "Color Popping Naturally 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed January 06, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Well, since there's nothing else going on, let's talk about writing. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, slow news day edition
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In news that will shock nobody, having enough money means you get to skip the line to get vaccinated in Fark's favorite state
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
7PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream, WTF just happened edition. Come for the summary of today's events, stay and help us fill in the gaps we miss
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(CNN)
 
 
 
On Georgia Senate news, cannabis stonks are so farking high they can hear their heart beating through their toes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Republican Senator Todd Young has run out of farks to give with the coup crowd
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Netflix' "History Of Swear Words" would be awesome even without a rugged and bearded Nic Cage (nsfw language, of farkin' course)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
OK, what Farker is in charge of the music selection at Trump's big rally today?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Today would have been Pink Floyd co-founder Syd Barrett's 75th birthday. Younger Farkers ask "What's a Pink Floyd"
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Want to put your name on a sports stadium? You might get a clearance price for this one. Fark Field has a nice ring to it
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Get to farkin', people
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's final Fark you to minorities on the way out the door: Gutting the Civil Rights Act's discrimination law
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(Casper Star-Tribune)
 
 
 
Bad: Digging in historic cemetery. Fark: Historic cemetery inside Yellowstone National Park
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Tue January 05, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
2020 farked things up so much, the Time Lords need to delete a second from 2021. Fezzes still not cool
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
5pm Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream - welcome back Florida robot hot dog edition
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The NYSE flips, decides NOT to delist three Chinese telecom firms. In today's Fark Business trivia, did you know China accounts for at least a quarter of U.S. (stock exchanges') foreign income?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In today's "you're getting farking old" news, Ricky Schroeder hits the Brimley/Cocoon Line
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Actual headline: What We Know About Voting in Georgia So Far. Fark headline: Nothing. We don't know a damn thing
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Why must men wait for round two? A must read for Farkers trying to get to round one
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We need to impeach AND convict Trump for his latest attempt to fark with democracy, so that he can't run in 2024 or ever again
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Mon January 04, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Another Farker has hit the great beyond - Give Me Doughnuts passed away January 2nd from very aggressive pancreatic cancer. His widow, queenb4biatch, survives him. Send your love towards his family and friends, please
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
"How do you feel? Like the kling klang king of the rim ram room." Welcome to the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread where we discuss what movies/TV we've seen this past week. LGT Leaving Las Vegas. Bonus: Name a hangover movie that isn't The Hangover
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Not News: Memorial statue in Birmingham park vandalized overnight. Fark: It was a life-sized version of the Roman god Vulcan. When will these violent monotheists learn to control their outrage?
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Turnpike Commission says Fark You if you don't use EZ-Pass and FARK YOU if thought your toll collector job was coming back
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Sun January 03, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Congressman forces vote to challenge the seating of the delegations from AZ PA MI WI NV and GA. Why? Because if the presidential election was wrong, so were the congressional ones. Fark: He's a GOP member. TotalFark: From Texas
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(Ars Technica)
 
Boobies
 
☆☆☆☆☆ This article contains the finest pictures of comely bikini-clad ladies, chiseled male firefighter-strippers, and squirrel nuts I have ever seen. Would definitely post to Fark again
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Even Dick Cheney is like "Dude, pack it in. You farking lost"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. This week it's Show & Tell Volume 5: Show us a work of art you've made and Tell us the story behind it. Difficulty: Art you haven't posted in our F'artiste contests before
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(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
Tin Soldier returns to FARK. It's a free web serial by a farker, and now an invitation to create content and get some TF. This week, the life and times of an evil mermaid
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(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
BASE jumpers leap from atop Nashville Grand Hyatt because rates were too farkin' high
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Sat January 02, 2021
(Komo)
 
 
 
Cool: Seattle has raised the minimum wage 1.8% to $16.69. Understandable: Uber raises fares to compensate the difference. FARK: By 25%
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(WMC 5 Memphis)
 
 
 
Mississippi ends statewide prohibition. Citizens too farked up to notice
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
It's the end for the only kind of farming most farkers will ever know
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Behold, Fark, a savior has arrived in the New Year
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Texas judge tells Gohmert to Gohfark himself
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Good: 20/20. Bad: 2020. Farking great: a $2020 tip for a waitress on New Year's Eve. Hope the card processor doesn't block it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Stephen King is all out of Farks to Give
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Fri January 01, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thank farking Christ 2020 is over and the fat orange dude that caused the past 5 years of misery is about to get the boot. This is your first 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread for 2021. GODDAMN it feels good to say 2021
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
You can't go ice fishing if there's no farkin ice
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Almost as beloved as the "Hot Dog Cart" colour scheme on Win 3.1(1) it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Jurassic World Evolution free at Epic. What have you been playing? Side notes: What's your 2020 GOTY & are you planning PC upgrades for 2021?
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
News: A former volleyball coach is facing charges for having sex with minors. Really news: More than 50 felony charges. Fark: He was previously arrested in 2014 for having sex with a minor
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Thu December 31, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Drinking beer, driving drunk, and going to prison are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz - so do it here and not in real life - December 20-26: New Year's Edition
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Here's a heartfelt message from one Farker to all you Farkers
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Suddenly, it's a New Year's Eve Fark Movie Night livestream. Well be done before midnight, come join
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
2020's worst PR farkups: Oxford vaccine constitution, Sherwin-Williams fired a TikTok influencer, eBay's security team sent live cockroaches, Tropicana suggested mimosas for quarantini,and PR firm COVID-cut jobs 3 months after claiming they wouldn't
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(Two Row Times)
 
 
 
Six Nations Covid repsonse timeline. Stereotype: roadblocks up only 2 days after WHO declared emergency. Fark: barcode passes, testing schedule, community coordination, code of conduct for businesses, schools closed. Result: only 1 Covid death, total
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
NATO to Trump: Why the fark are you delaying the military handover to Biden? What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
You can't snowmobile if there's no farkin snow
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Not news: chairs left outside stolen. Fark: chairs returned in better condition than when they were taken
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Didn't know there so many Farkers in Finland. See #23
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Not News: Man arrested for abandoning leftover merch from his business in the Arizona desert. Fark: 20 limbs and 3 heads
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
When Fark mascots go bad
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 817: "Hope 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed December 30, 2020
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Not news: After worker tests positive for COVID-19, workplace closes for a couple hours of deep cleaning and sanitizing, then resumes business as usual. Fark: Workplace is the FAA regional center for Dallas, almost 200 flights delayed or canceled
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
FDA: Hey, distilleries, thanks for stepping up to make hand sanitizer when we were in a tight spot. Now pay us 14 grand each because go fark yourself
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Remember Christopher "Women Aren't Funny" Hitchens? He's been dead for years but today is an especially great day to say fark that guy
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: 2020 in hindsight
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
5pm Eastern - Suddenly it's the Fark News Livestream, end of 2020 edition
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Lincoln project raised over $4.8 million in donations to prepare for the Georgia Runoffs and since then have pushed all $1.1 million of it in support of both Ossoff and Warnock. Fark: They paid strategist Steve Schmidt more than that
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Are any Farkers business event planners? I'm looking into becoming a professional keynote speaker. Got some free gigs in the past and am looking to go pro. Virtual or in-person. Any advice on pricing, what a speaker website should have, and such?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"For last year's words belong to last year's language / And next year's words await another voice." ― T.S. Eliot. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Last Year's Words edition
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Victims of racism should take Ecstasy or magic mushrooms to reduce the trauma of their experience, says study from the Are You Farking Serious Academy
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Have you really, truly considered the consequences of your farking?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This is Trump's final "Fark You" to America
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The real trick is making people believe 2 opposing thoughts simultaneously, we're so farked
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So...in recognition of the end of the longest decade of the century so far, how many active posters to Fark are there? Come in and drop a line or two, tell us all how long you've been here
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Tue December 29, 2020
(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
New Jersey EMT Farker getting shot number one of the vaccine tomorrow. How has your state been at providing healthcare providers with the vaccine?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Big balls Fark squirrel left inconsolable after sex-mad 'super' squirrel, who fathered 12 babies, is awarded retirement from red squirrel breeding program (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
7:00pm Eastern - It's Fark Tuesday Movie Night. Yeah, you read that right, we're Twitch streaming a movie tonight
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
New poll shows both Dems leading in next week's Georgia Senate runoffs. Fark: Poll conducted by those commie punks over at the Trafalgar Group
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders: "Mitch has farked around, so now he gets to find out"
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japan has Collectable Capsule Toy Figurines. Some are so popular that you can pre-order them before they end up being sold in the machines. Since this is Fark, and the Weird tag is in use, can you guess what kind of line of toys are being offered?
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Mon December 28, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Now that Proposition 22 passed in California, Grubhub begins farking the same workers the ballot measure was supposed to "help"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Supreme farking Court to hear farking case on farking free speech
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(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Like farkers, bacteria are becoming alcohol-tolerant
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Biden to Trump: Quit farking around and grant my team access to national security documents, jack
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
In this thread we share our favorite FARK thread badge
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Toyota finally has another 2-seat, RWD coupe for sale. Fark: with a top speed of 37mph, motor has a whopping 12hp
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: "Charter school with polygamist ties lacks diversity"
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
"Everybody's having fun out here. They drinking, they fighting, they pissing on the streets. It's New Year's Eve" Welcome to the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread where we discuss what movies/TV we've watched this past week. LGT 200 Cigarettes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Farks favorite Duke basketball player is at it again, doing what he is best at
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The American healthcare system will be farked for decades to come thanks to COVID-19
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Are there aliens hiding around Uranus?
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Sun December 27, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What the fark?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Obvious: Prager "U" tweets video opposing Robert E. Lee's statues being taken down. Fark: Video makes a great case for the exact opposite like citing his putting down a slave rebellion
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Star Wars, new music, bad food, and celebrity art are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Dec. 13-19: Boxing Day Edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy Holidays Fark Artists, it's ye Fartist Friday Contest. Our theme: Write your own personal verse of the "My Favorite Things" holiday classic song and illustrate it however you like using PShop, MS Paint, Giphy, pen & paper, etc.
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Because what better way to end the 2020 fantasy football season than have a quarter of the games already played before Sunday. Even so, if you still have questions, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts still have answers
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
There is strange stuff for sale online. There's the Fark shop... and then there are these guys
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Vets monitoring macaque for COVID-19. Seems Fark is my personal erotica site
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Sat December 26, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Happy Kwanzaa, Fark
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Court to Nunes: go take a flying fark at a rolling doughnut
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Fri December 25, 2020
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
What did you Farkers get for Christmas this year?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
As reliable as playing the Jazz Jackrabbiatchristmas games it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Reminder: Epic Games is giving away a game a day this holiday season. Side note: games you can't recommend enough?
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
If only there was something people could do to prevent this from happening. Oh, I don't know, like maybe wearing facemasks. Or keeping six feet apart from each other. Or even, as crazy as this sounds, STAYING THE FARK HOME
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(Village Voice)
 
 
 
A Fark holiday tradition: the Charles Mingus egg nog recipe that will knock you on your ass
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(Reindeer have herd immunity)
 
 
 
Merry Christmas you crazy Farkers. It's your 2020 COVID Christmas discussion thread. Favorite foods, traditions, whatever. Just remember, there's no Zoom at the inn
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Thu December 24, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter Extra: The 2020 Fark Headlines of the Year!
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines of the Year 2020 - Runner-up Category - Fark Jokes
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Canadian town of Goodwood -- real-world backdrop for Schitt's Creek -- has a message for the show's fans: Seriously, we're really glad you liked the show and we're sure you're all lovely people, but would you mind staying the fark away? Thanks
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump leaves Washington a "complete clusterfark". This is not a repeat from pretty much any day since January 2017
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
In obvious test to Fark filters Shtienberg et al. report paleo-tsunami between 16-40m height that travelled up to 3.5km inland in Israel. That's a lot of meat to be kosher
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
With both the Pfizer and Moderna vaccines approved for Emergency Use and 95% effective, AstraZeneca is still answering questions about its botched clinical trials. Turns out it was their academic partners at Oxford that farked things up
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Guess who just blocked the $2000 stimulus check? Well, don't guess, it's pretty farkin' obvious
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Okay, which Farker's kid is this? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Lost in the Pornhub purge was an issue dear to many farkers' hearts: what will happen to the furries
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
News: 21 injured in building explosion. Fark: At Baltimore Gas and Electric headquarters
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 816: "Seasons' Greetings 13". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed December 23, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Announcing the announcement of the Fark Headlines of the Year
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
5pm Eastern - on today's Fark News Livestream, Drew and Dallan present the Fark Headlines of the Year winners in all their glory. Join us LIVE at 5
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
There's Christmas decorations and then there's whatever the fark this is
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(Mediaite)
 
Boobies
 
Are there any 21 y/o Farkers willing to sleep with Emma Thompson?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not news: former NFL QB calls out Dwayne Haskins' actions. Fark: Ryan Leaf
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Watch as our beloved Fark mascot enjoys Christmas breakfast with his family
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(Fark)
 
 
 
This is a Christmas Farks2Give thread. Stop in, say hi, get a month of TotalFark. I'll hook up as many people as I can until I'm out. Anyone else who wants to help make someone's Christmas a little better, feel free to sponsor in this thread, too
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers develop new way to break electromagnetic reciprocity law, don't give a fark
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Tue December 22, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Parent of the Year or Child Abuser? Fark, you make the choice
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
5pm Eastern - it's the Fark News Livestream, Katy Perry sex-fest darkness edition
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Just in time for Christmas, it's Falling Iguana Season in Fark's favorite state
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Fark's sake, will you New Yorkers please figure out how to use your kitchens once in a while?
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Mon December 21, 2020
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Rebekah Jones sues Florida Department of Law Enforcement for farking around, expecting no consequences
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
News: There was a protest Sunday against Belarus dictator Alexander Lukashenko. Fark: in Pittsburgh
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy mother-farking 72nd birthday to Samuel L. Jackson
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(The Register)
 
 
 
"The security of our products is critical to helping ensure our customers' data and systems are protected." Since you are reading this on Fark, we know how critical they think security is
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Solarwinds123, recent target of Russian mega-hack targeting US government, called out for years of lax internal security. Fark: and deleted their instruction page asking their users to disable antivirus for better performance
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fox, Newsmax, OAN farked around, found out that defamation lawsuits are expensive
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(Epicstream)
 
 
 
So, there I was in this cantina, surrounded by a bunch of lowlifes, not stand-up guys like here, and in walks the biggest farking Jawa I've ever seen
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I believe... I believe... It's silly, but I believe." Welcome to the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread where we discuss what movies/TV we have watched this past week. LGT Miracle On 34th Street
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Just how farked up is the United States of America? Remotely learning students are now being forced to do virtual school shooting drills
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(Once Upon A Chef)
 
 
 
Brie En Croute? - screw the fruit. Jazz it up with bacon or sausage bits. Post your holiday surprise mashup recipes here. Egg Nog milkshakes with Vodak. Buckeyes made with Nutella. What's good for our inbound and shut-in Farkers this holiday season?
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(RedState)
 
 
 
The Fark Your Feelings crowd continues to have a lot of feelings
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Sun December 20, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watch Farker's son test one of the most inefficient ways to power an electric drone ever. Why, yes. It is a University project
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Man finds rusting 55-gallon drum of ethyl alcohol floating in waterway behind home, fishes it out, calls authorities to report find, dispose of flammable liquid. As this is Fark, no good deed goes unpunished
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Not News: Canadian cop threatens to tase man. Fark: For playing ice hockey (w/video)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists, it's ye Fartist Friday Contest. Our theme this week: Haiku odes to Wintertime. Write for us a cool ode to the season in the form of a haiku as we head into the Winter Solstice
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
With the fantasy playoffs here, it means just one thing: the craziest season of fantasy football ever is nearly over. However, if you still have questions, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts still have answers
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Because fark your nog
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Sat December 19, 2020
(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
News: 12,500 speeders in one month. Fark: On one street. Ultrafark: Caught by just one photo radar camera
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hey Fark, as you're the closest thing I have to a peer group: I'm wondering what's the best way to deal with a friend overstepping the limits of what I'm comfortable with, sexually, even when I've told them they're almost causing me an anxiety attack
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Twitter: "Fark it. Of course Biden is president-elect"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Weird fast food marketing, new music, and a good bit of war history are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, December 6-12: Squash edition
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old lad this year's highest-paid YouTuber, rakes in a whopping £22 million by unboxing and reviewing toys. What did you do this year beside act like a 9-year-old on Fark? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Republicans: fark states
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Fri December 18, 2020
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
7:30pm Eastern - It's Fark Friday Movie Night. Continuing 1930s sci-fi serials - don't worry if you missed anything none of it makes sense so it's easy to jump in. Plus space honey badgers and a complete lack of pants
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for December 18 is "Idiopathic" as in: "While some Fark headline submitters may seem sociopathic or psychopathic, others seem to exhibit idiopathic issues"
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
The season finale of "The Mandalorian" has a post-credits scene that is an announcement for yet another new "Star Wars" spinoff that was not included in last week's announcements. Who do they think they are? Marvel. Oh right. (Major farking spoilers)
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Thu December 17, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dallas-area newly appointed city council member disqualified after it was discovered he lived outside the district he was chosen to represent. FARK: By ten feet
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(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
Your daily ready-for-Fark headline: Eureka man recently arrested on suspicion of dealing drugs arrested on suspicion of dealing drugs. With bonus "you think this will stop me?" mug shot
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Something farky is going on with COVID vaccine distribution
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Russian hackers have breached the agency that guards our nukes. But tell me again how calling republicans "farkers" is the most important story of the day
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
5pm Eastern it's the Fark News Livestream - Strip Club Magneto Pajama edition
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Clear the snow and ice from your roof before driving... Or face charges of vehicular assault, reckless conduct, and negligent driving. Oh, and get Fark famous. Either way, it's your 15 minutes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Definitely easier than editing your thesis using EDLIN it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Epic Games giving away a free game every day from the 17th to the 31st (15 days) Thursday's free game is Cities:Skylines. Side note: MP/couch co-op games?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
As is commonly recognised, the Reverend King's dream has yet to come true. The colour of one's skin even today, can lead to wrong estimations - FARK - of the content of oxygen in the blood of Covid victims
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(Canadian Space Agency)
 
 
 
Two Canucks are going to the farking Moon. Subby thought the ice on the Moon was to be for making rocket fuel and not a hockey rink
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 815: "Santa Claus is Coming to Town". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed December 16, 2020
(Variety)
 
 
 
Seth MacFarlane wants to reboot "Revenge Of The Nerds" because why the fark not
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Drew's running out of serial, but we have a new anthology
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Tomorrow may be hell, but today was a good writing day, and on the good writing days nothing else matters." -Neil Gaiman. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Good Day edition
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Steve Hofstetter is Steel City AF (and a Farker)
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Washington State schools superintendent describes pandemic's effect on education as only a Farker or a Marine could
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Twitch's top clips are full of Cyberpunk 2077 nudity. Even more than the Fark News Livestream - if that's conceivable
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Fark in the Time of COVID: The 2020 Fark Fiction Anthology" is now available on Amazon. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll sanitize your hands and wipe them on your pants
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Winter officially begins Monday morning at 5:02 am EST. Since most Farkers are Reformed Druids and so on, Subby assumes that y'all have any number of crazy-ass dark rituals planned for the occasion. Tell us all about your plans
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Tue December 15, 2020
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
CNN's Jim Acosta to Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany: Isn't it hypocritical of you to accuse others of disinformation when you spread it everyday? Fark needs a 'better late than never' tag
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
This is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread. It's a cafe thread in the discussion tab on the aggregator website Fark, but that's not what's important right now
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kayleigh McInane-y gets some free post-employment advice. FARK really needs a "Schadenfreude" tag
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
5pm Eastern - it's Drew and Dallan with the Fark News Livestream - AI Snowpile Vibrator edition
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What is the perfect gift for a hard-working Fark staff member/employee, someone who has to dredge through all noisome sludge we submit and post each year?
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(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
34 million Americans decide to say "fark it" and stay home this year. Unfortunately, 84.5 million are throwing caution to the wind and plan to spread the pandemic far and wide
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Biden: "Stay the fark home. I'm not insecure enough to care about inauguration crowd size"
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Subby's family will be missing the annual Christmas Uno tournament due to the pandemic; what do Farkers recommend as a substitute which can be played over the internet (link goes to game which does not qualify)?
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
Media analysis: During the pandemic of 2020, "stressed-out people have been turning their phones off and televisions on." No word on whether they are farking more
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(Some Gin Blossom)
 
 
 
New Zealand Farkers can reward themselves by drinking gin with a message we all can cheer
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(Giant Freakin Robot)
 
 
 
Oh crap. You just know they're going to Fark it up
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Nothing to suggest" that a new variant of coronavirus spreading around England is more transmissible, more deadly or more resistant to vaccines but since this is 2020 and since you're reading this on Fark: Everybody Panic
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
NIPS and STEM, a metaphor for life because "if you say 'women should learn to take a joke' and I call you a misogynist, you aren't being victimized. Not even if I call you 'a stupid goat farking misogynist.'"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
We failed so badly that we're farking lucky a vaccine was even possible for COVID-19
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fandom discussion. LGT a video named "All the star trek theme songs" Includes Enterprise, TOS, Next Gen., Voyager, and DS9. WITHOUT considering how good or bad each show was, tell your fellow Farkers which themes you love & hate the most, and WHY
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Keep farking that chicken, Donnie
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Mon December 14, 2020
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
100° heat in a coat covered in spray-painted cornflakes? Maybe he just wanted to jump in to cool off. Welcome to the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread where we discuss what movies/TV we have watched this past week. LGT It's A Wonderful Life facts
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(University of Hertfordshire)
 
 
 
Pinhole camera takes world record 8-year-long exposure, starting with the 2012 London Olympics. Fark: because it was forgotten. UltraFark; camera made using a beer can, no word what brand although apparently not Minolta
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Official Fark Electoral College voting discussion thread. Nevada kicks off the battleground states at 11:30am Eastern. I bet Biden wins
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Now that winter weather is starting to arrive, here are four tips from experts on how to stay warm in it. Not on the list: Don't go outside in farking winter weather
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Of the 2,108 Wines I Tasted This Year, These 10 Were the Best." Pfft. 'Tis but a ripple in the mad dog existence of the modern farker
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(YouTube)
 
VideoEdit
 
Do we still do video edits? Trevor Noah says a fart works in all the best courtroom dramas. Your challenge FARKers: add a Rudy to your favorite courtroom scene
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The White House: The first doses of the COVID vaccine are also being distributed to us 'cause fark you. Also the White House: Hey, I'm immune, fark everybody else who works in this dump
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"Each package includes two seal flippers, cleaned and vacuum sealed in South Dildo." Lord tunderin', don't that make a farker ravenous, b'y
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Brexit trade talks extend past Sunday deadline as leaders pledge to "go the extra mile." "Kilometer." "Mile." "Kilometer." "Fark you, we're leaving"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The White House: The first doses of the COVID vaccine are only being distributed to high-risk health care workers and the elderly. Also the White House: The first doses of the COVID vaccine are also being distributed to us cause fark you
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Sun December 13, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Back in October, a man started emailing his extended family to keep them updated on the conditions of his dad, his mom, and his sister. All had COVID-19. Most survived. Here are the emails. Fark doesn't have a "Heartbreaking" tag
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Looking for a camping ax on Amazon, just something rudimentary. WTH is it with all these reviews for throwing? Don't people use axes for basic woodcutting anymore? I don't care how it performs for throwing it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Greetings Fark Artists. For Fartist Friday it's MS Paint time: Design a 2020 holiday card using only MS Paint/equivalent programs. Use original images you make yourself in MS Paint and write original greetings. Create your own unique holiday card art
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Hey Farkers, here's something to look forward to as you age... not
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
You've got questions? We've got answers. Maybe. The Fark Fantasy Football Experts are here with their crystal balls ready to help with whatever is left of this godawful trainwreck of a season
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is your com...pu.ter running slooooow? Try this one neat trick. Who the fark runs chrome anyway?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning:...and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny farking Kaye. Share your Christmas party stories, both office and otherwise
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Sat December 12, 2020
(Some Fed Up Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Action Replay Nick has made the move to The Great White North. Aside from learning to love poutine, maple syrup, hockey, and moose blood, any other advice or tips for a new family here?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
What 2020 needs is a FARK Holiday movie. Make a poster inspired by SNL and all those Hallmark movies you'll never admit to having seen in honor of the absolute worst year in living memory
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
The Nerdist posts their list of the best TV shows of 2020. Farkers post their lists of why The Nerdist is wrong
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Christmas traditions, Christmas movies, Christmas gifts, and Christmas food are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, November 29 - December 5: Weird Gadget Edition
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Facebook employees submit their resignation letters using a template that translates to "Fark you, fark you, fark you, you're cool, fark you, we're out"
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Fri December 11, 2020
(Change.org)
 
 
 
Farker-created petition to invite Colin Kaepernick to host SNL, in an attempt to end a crappy 2020 on a good note
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
7pm Eastern - it's Fark Friday Movie Night. Join us to find out what you get when you cross Flash Gordon with a honey badger
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Farker dudes take note: What is truly "sexy" when you're married?
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Male Farkers: If all you had left in your house for masks were these disposable face masks for women, would you wear one in public?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Less likely to cause eye strain than those unphotocopyable black/purple or yellow/white pages that came with certain games it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Pillars of Eternity &Tyranny free at Epic. Side note: Favourite sandbox games?
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Thu December 10, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
News: US Supreme Court unanimously rules the FBI can be sued for religious discrimination and harassment. Straight to Fark: By Muslims refusing to become FBI "informants"
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
5pm Eastern - It's Drew and Dallan with the Fark News Livestream, virgin toilet erectile depressant edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headline of the Year 2020 Final Voting. Links to the voting threads for all nine tabs. Everyone can vote! Enjoy the best Farking headlines!
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Dr. Birx looking for position in Biden government. Many Farkers would use the Ha-ha-ha-no meme, but if subby was Biden, he'd bring her onboard for political bridges and because she has the inside story to help correct a lot of the 4 years of idiocy
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Squirrel runs out of farks to give after being woken by woodpecker with weird laugh
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Singers recreate 'Billy Jean' en francais. Fark: Using only French words for food
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 814: "Back Alley". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed December 09, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Fark Headline of the Year voting, plus ch-ch-ch-changes to Fark in 2021
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"One thing that writers have in common is that they are readers first. They have read lots and lots of stuff, because they're just infested with lots of stuff." -Terry Pratchett. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, reading edition
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
5pm Eastern - it's Drew and Dallan with the Fark News Livestream, immortal water heater outrage edition
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Nicolas Cage hosts "History of Swear Words" series on Netflix. "NOT THE FARKS"
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Fark Fandom Math: Using the formula in the link approximating how fast QuickSilver was running in the X-Men movies, solve for how quickly the songs in his headphones (Time In A Bottle, Sweet Dreams) needed to be sped up to sound normal speed to him
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Today in 'not news' to Farkers: New study finds 1 in 3 Americans are binge drinking during the coronavirus pandemic and the lockdowns are making it worse. In related news: Subby cracks another beer
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens / Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens / No orange troll farking up things / This is what next session's congress will bring
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(The Register)
 
 
 
One in ten farkers working from home is naked right now. If it's not you, pleasant dreams
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(Axios)
 
 
 
It's not FARK, it's news: ..."there will have to be some sort of deep cleaning for the White House residence and offices before the new team moves in"
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Farking mushrooms -- how do they work?
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Guy buys a Mitsubishi Outlander, the slowest selling vehicle in the US. Fark: by trading in a 2020 Corvette C8, which then sold a couple of a hours later at a $20K markup
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Tue December 08, 2020
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
5pm Eastern - it's Drew and Dallan with the Fark News Livestream, Shakespeare Panda Stripper edition
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