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Mon December 06, 2021
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
But what will we drink to replenish after sexy time?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I cannot agree on what to name our forthcoming child. It's impossible to reach any kind of nomenclature impasse. What do we do?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't brag about the fraud you are planning
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Fri December 03, 2021
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Customers and co-workers remember lady who for a quarter-century ran the slowest supermarket express lane in Virginia
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Thu December 02, 2021
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
The state of Utah saves upwards of $75 million a year by using this one weird trick to meet federal assistance program funding minimums (Spoiler: it's forcing people to convert to Mormonism and making them work for the church for their aid)
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Wed December 01, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Looks like someone hasn't heard "You don't win friends with salad"
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Tue November 30, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Cuomo brothers beginning to look more and more like Trump family members
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Mon November 29, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you swim without rhythm, you won't attract the worm
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This sounds like the opening lines of a Lovecraft story: "I watched 60 hours of My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell's 96-hour election fraud live stream "
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My mother-in-law puts the AW in 'law' every Christmas with my kids, overshadowing my gifts with her own. Can I get her to stop?"
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Sun November 28, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gyet out
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Thu November 25, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Stop me when any of this sounds unbelievable...... lawsuit, secret tapes, the Trump family, multi-level marketing, hush hush security
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Wed November 24, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
How to talk to your QAnon relatives at Thanksgiving dinner. Wait, why are you even inviting them into your house? They're probably not even vaccinated for goodness sake. And aren't they still in Dallas waiting for JFK to return anyway?
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Tue November 23, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband was told the rule I had was no drug use. He broke that rule, and I think it's time for divorce"
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Mon November 22, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hand-wringing editorial suggests you should disregard the insanity of your GQP relatives and still invite them to Thanksgiving. Or, you could forget them because they are gone and actually enjoy your holiday. Your call
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Lifehacker wants to make your kids even more annoying than they already are
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Sun November 21, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
69 year old woman wakes up after 2 months in a coma, due to Covid. FARK...on the day the family was going to pull her life support
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Thu November 18, 2021
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
For decades now, the Washington DC jail system has been an inhumane mess on every level. So why are politicians suddenly so interested now in trying to fix it? Oh, they locked up a bunch of white insurrectionists? OK, yeah, that makes sense
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Wed November 17, 2021
(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
Man fights to keep his emotional support pig noting she's just a big ham
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pound caaaaake
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Tue November 16, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Me too
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Mon November 15, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Twelve-year-old girl visits Mirror of Venus, gets disease of Venus as souvenir
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Sun November 14, 2021
(Some Slang Guy)
 
 
 
"Fetch" is still not a thing, sadly
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Sat November 13, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My relative's massive 'wedding' feels like a gift-grabbing scam"
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Hail Satan
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Republicans want to fix the DC jail since so many of their voters have complained about the conditions after firsthand experience
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Fri November 12, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Pro tip: if you want to set a world sports record just wait until all of your competition is dead
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Thu November 11, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A very important writer and legal critic on Turtle Island, Lee Maracle, has passed away. Obit belongs on Politics tab because her position among the Sto:Lo peoples on the west coast was the cultural equivalent of a supreme court justice
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A Massachusetts funeral home is being sued after allowing two clerks from New Jersey to attend the services
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Tue November 09, 2021
(Anne Wheaton)
 
 
 
He's okay now but earlier this year, Wil Wheaton wasn't
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Which of the eight money types are you?
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Mon November 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Dawson's Creek" writer who has battled Covid symptoms a year takes her own life and donates her organs. Which, given the systemic nature of Covid and the lifetime of immunosuppressants transplant patients have to take, might not be a great idea
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Fri November 05, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Man Allegedly Killed Father-in-Law With Leaf Blower During Argument About Pig. Word jumble or actual headline? You decide
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Thu November 04, 2021
(AOL)
 
 
 
🎵 It's in your heeeeaaaaaddd, in your heaaad, CO-O-OVID, COVID, COVID 🎵
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The wages of farking around continue to be finding out
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Tue November 02, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Now we get to stick it to the kids
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
New blood test can detect 50 different types of cancer. Subby wonders if it uses The ran OS
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I was misdiagnosed by my doctor and it ruined my life. How do I set things right?"
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Mon November 01, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Ado Campeol, a northern Italian restaurateur known as the "Father of Tiramisu" (his wife actually invented the desert) dies at the age of 93
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Is there anyway to unlearn what I learned about my parents' divorce? I've got scars I didn't need now"
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(WIBX 950 Utica)
 
 
 
Take a Peek Inside a Funeral Home Prep Room Because...Why Not?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kal Penn announces his engagement. You best get him the wafflebot that is on his registry
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Fri October 29, 2021
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Man realizes his wife has taken $600,000 from him over 20 years, finally decides to go to police. They expect to charge her with marriage in the First degree
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Man, jailed for life 22 years ago for 'murdering his mother when he was just 14' and was convicted basically because he was 'acting normal' during questioning gets a new look
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Thu October 28, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
World Series Game 4 will feature the most dishonest, cheating, whining thing saying they're the real victim here. Also, the Astros will be there
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Wed October 27, 2021
(C|Net)
 
 
 
As my son took his own life over 10 years ago, Subby posts article providing 13 suicide and crises intervention hotlines to call or text, should anyone need their services
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
It's offensive Halloween costume story time as shop owner has no regrets about selling a Gestapo officer outfit. "I can't afford at this moment in time to just bury it because every penny counts after lockdown". Phrasing
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Tue October 26, 2021
(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
5G approved for children ages 5-11 by FDA advisory panel, sending to FDA for final decision
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Taking one-stop shopping to its logical next step, Canadian funeral homes pivot to offer rooms for medically assisted deaths
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
School cuts down 400-year-old forest for fake turf field at the edge of a steep slope without taking into consideration what the lack of trees would do to the stability of the rocky slope it left. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tik-Tok star with almost a million followers pleads not guilty to charges of murdering his estranged wife and the man he suspected of being her lover. Trial to be broadcast in 60-second clips as soon as the judge picks out a soundtrack and dance routine
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Mon October 25, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
"Tomato," "tomahto." "Potato," "potahto." "Stirs emotions," "triggers racist snowflakes"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
My mom had my grandfather sign a trust leaving millions of dollars to two grandkids, shunning ME. Oh, and everyone else too. How can I get my big box of Hot Wheels cars and track back?
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Sun October 24, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Never sit on your cell phone when discussing the replacement of your company CEO just in case you butt-dial the guy you are trying to get rid of
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Sat October 23, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Spread by a rabid Fox, the epidemic of idiocy continues to rage across the United States unchecked
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Fri October 22, 2021
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Hey, lets go invade Australia, that will surely stop Covid. Right Candace Owens?
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Wed October 20, 2021
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Montana's attorney general sent a member of the highway patrol to a hospital in the state capital because doctors there wouldn't give a patient horse dewormer
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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
It's not often when Subby's hometown of less than 2,500 people hits international news. One local adult and their four children are being ransomed for a million dollars each in Haiti, along with twelve others
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Tue October 19, 2021
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
New Hampshire woman missing in Vermont, or is it a Vermont woman missing in New Hampshire, I can never keep those two straight
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So why were all of the 11 people we know drowned in basement apartments in NYC of Asian descent? Well, let's just say "Squid Game" and "Parasite" could just as easily be set in NYC as Seoul
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Mon October 18, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: I took my best friend's virginity before his wedding. Should I still attend the ceremony?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Depositions torment my heart. Depositions tear me apart. Depositions, they torture me
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Sat October 16, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
And if all else fails, which it almost certainly will, divorce lawyers are just a phone call away
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know how when a person of color goes missing the police don't seem to give the case the attention it deserves?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Could "Airplane" be made today? Sure, if you took out half the jokes
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Fri October 15, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian judge has had enough of anti-vax pastor
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Antivaxxer is rushed to hospital with COVID. His fellow antivaxxers, one of them a lawmaker, spend four days harassing doctors and nurses, trying to get in hospital, pretending to have authority to make his medical decisions. He dead
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Thu October 14, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Best Korean defectors tell court they were promised a 'paradise on Earth.' What they got made lower Alabama look inviting
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Wed October 13, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York governor apologizes to families of nursing home COVID victims because the former one that killed them never did
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The FBI using SWAT to arrest insurrectionists isn't without reason, the first guy they went to arrest had a massive cache of assault rifles and they didn't want to take any chances with the rest
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Going postal is apparently back in fashion
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Tue October 12, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Huge crops and a lack of brunching Millennials smash avocado prices in Australia, toasting farmers across the country
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(TYT)
 
 
 
The National Prayer Breakfast bills itself as nonpartisan and ecumenical, so why is it being bankrolled by Franklin Graham?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Because of extreme home prices and their mountains of student debt, Millennials are now pooling their money together with roommates or other people they're not married to fulfill the dream of homeownership
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The effects of COVID can be measured in more than just bodies
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Mon October 11, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Four days ago, a three-year-old followed the family dog into the woods, but only the dog returned. Today, officials were pleased to find out that the dog did not eat the boy
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Sat October 09, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you have developed debilitating PTSD after being assaulted during a previous stint in federal prison, then perhaps you shouldn't do something that will land you back in federal prison
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Tue October 05, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Urban Meyer 'must regain our trust and respect' after 'inexcusable' conduct. Urban Meyer had the trust and respect of the Jaguars to begin with?
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Mon October 04, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're doing it wrong
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
If you were throwing softball-sized rocks on the I-5 heading through Seattle over the weekend, police have some paper waiting for you
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Covid patients have transitioned from being grateful to the hospital staff trying to save their lives, to conspiratorial d-bags, as all the decent people have been vaccinated
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Fri October 01, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Definitely more than gif-worthy
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
First we had a carjacking by crossbow, now we have murder with crossbow. When will we have a serious discussion about crossbow control in this country?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Mother shoots 2 year old daughter to death and critically injures 6 year old son, on orders from Jesus
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Thu September 30, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The science is not divided. The facts are not divided. The only reasons for the American people to be divided over Pres. Biden's vaccine mandate are lies from Republicans, and propaganda in support of those lies by right wing media
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Wed September 29, 2021
(Jacksonville Journal-Courier)
 
 
 
This week on "Hold My Beer, Watch This," friends find a way to test the "proof" part of bulletproof vest
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
A brief history of Canadian Thanksgiving. You probably didn't know it
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Tue September 28, 2021
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Newspaper gunman sentenced to life without comics or sports pages
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Has mocking unvaccinated Covid victims become a new "blood sport," and if so, will Jean-Claude Van Damme star in the film?
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Mon September 27, 2021
(Insider)
 
 
 
Attractive, rich, famous people like playing the field
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Sun September 26, 2021
(MPR News)
 
 
 
North Dakota's "Flying Farmer" plows his own furrow
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Sat September 25, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? *heart-broken headdesk*
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Thu September 23, 2021
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Montana's lone representative tweets his opposition to Afghan refugees being resettled in his state, leading to thousands in donations to support those refugees
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's not a Slatesplanation because it's on CNN, but here's what women think when they look at Gabby Petito. Yes, all women. Yes, including you
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The story that's all over the news about 2 men who went missing in June and August. You've heard and read all about it so much, sorry to bore you
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Wed September 22, 2021
(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Who knew that you could kill a guy in a fight you start and only get a manslaughter charge?
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Introducing Reese's Law, new legislation designed to help protect infants from parents who allow them to eat Lithium or button batteries. Presumably by removing them from said parents?
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Tue September 21, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
DC Schools: Kids can't be vaccinated, but having them wear masks all day is hard so we're not gonna. Parents: Then we want to enroll in virtual learning. Schools: No, not possible. Parents: Then we'll keep them home. Schools: OK, CPS report it is
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ring around the Rosie / a necklace full of Daddy / ashes, ashes / four touchdowns
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(NPR)
 
 
 
COVID-19 Quinceañera-17
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Yonkers man puts new twist on murder-suicide
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Mon September 20, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Unmasked, unmuzzled, unvaccinated, unafraid, unliving
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(Get Reading)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in England: Cursed plywood spotted outside church. Because it has a face in it. Maybe. If you squint real hard
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Me to Business Insider writer: Welcome To Fark
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Sun September 19, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
If you're a pastor who's been merrily shiatposting about how Covid is a joke, now might be a good time to get your affairs in order
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Fri September 17, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
The number of missing people Brian Laundrie is responsible for has risen to two
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Replace "Vaccine" with "Seat Belt" and rewind to the 1980s, and hear how goddamn pig-headed ignorant people sounded back then. At least if you didn't belt up, you were likely to only kill yourself, and not a half-dozen family members you sneezed on
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(CNN)
 
 
 
During the pandemic, the rate of children's BMI increasing has nearly doubled. This is Fark, though, so expect to learn that this means we have a growing generation of giants with zero body fat to be found amidst their rippling muscles
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Thu September 16, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Driverless vehicle crashed into a home, caused large damage. "Ctrl F" for Tesla finds 0 hits in the article
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Wed September 15, 2021
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Online Learning Day, so open up some porn and let's learn about biology
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Inventor of the Game of Life has reached the Millionaire Estates, aged 99
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Nothing says "I'm here to keep the media honest" quite like lying to them. At a fraud trial
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Tue September 14, 2021
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Prosecution witness in Netanyahu trial fell down an elevator shaft and landed on a plane crash to the back of the head. It was suicide, naturally
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In the name of capitalism, everything must die
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Mon September 13, 2021
(Gawker)
 
 
 
If you ever suspected letters to Dear Prudence were fake (and you did), it turns out you were right
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
3 women arrested for shoplifting try every trick in the book to excuse their actions. Being illiterate, all 25 bottles of perfume in hidden pockets were for personal use, and the ultimate - being possessed by the devil
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Half my family lives in Texas. The other half, including me, are in other U.S. states. My mom, brother, and a sister want to do Thanksgiving in Texas, but between the guns, Covid, and Gilead, I can't support the state. Does that make me a jerk?"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Killing eight people is no way to get custody, grandma
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Sat September 11, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
60 DC tourists pled guilty so far
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Famili▆s expec▆t US ▆▆▆▆▆▆▆▆▆ rele▆se of ▆▆▆ FBI report ▆▆▆ Saudi role i▆▆▆▆▆ 9/11
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Fri September 10, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
You ever have one of those days where it feels like you got hit by a cement truck? Well, Kathryn Prescott is having one of those days right now
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
You can't fix stupid
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Much more fun than waiting for your games to load via tape drive it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Sheltered free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: favourite quality-of-life mods that are always a must-install for you?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man in viral video who confronted a group of teen girls at the beach to scold them for their "pornographic" swimsuits defends himself by saying he was filled with "righteous anger" so it's okay. Can we work out an exchange program with the Taliban?
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Thu September 09, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The UK announces "The Gratitude Games" to raise funds and support the mental health of its emergency workers. This is something worth spreading
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Saudi prince says the U.S. should not withdraw Patriot missiles from Saudi Arabia. "I mean, do the math here. Why should we pay for them when we're already getting them for free?"
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Wed September 08, 2021
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Arizona stops investing in Unilever because of Ben & Jerry's stance on Israel. In other news, Arizona was investing in an ice cream company other than Cold Stone Creamery
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
3.5 Years? That's all?
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
If you insist on tying your cash gift to a helium-filled balloon perhaps you should warn the recipient to hold onto the string before he unties it and the gift floats off
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My mom is refusing to tell my dad's siblings that he's dying and I think they should have a right to know. So do I betray my mother or force her into admitting the truth?"
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Tue September 07, 2021
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Bass player stops shooter at Idaho music venue. Which is surprising, because it's usually the drummer who's filled with rage and looking for something to hit
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un summoned, which is probably an eighth level Cleric spell of some kind
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Mon September 06, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Identical twins run unplanned experiment to test efficacy of vaccines after COVID rips through car service center they owned together. TL;DR: Billy got a pine box buried under six feet of dirt, Bobby got the J&J jab and sole ownership of the business
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Sun September 05, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Beshear says that horse dewormer is not a valid treatment for Covid-19, the Teplan Blight, or addiction to Ketracel White
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Unless you are Chesty Puller from Teufel Hunden and the date 10 Nov 1775 is special to you, this is not your Uber
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(British Red Cross)
 
 
 
So I just got vaxxed yesterday, thank all that is good (I'm living outside the US) and I had a kind of strange but not unpleasant night with the side effects. Did you have any from yours? What were they?
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Sat September 04, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Brainless bodies found in topless bar
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Fri September 03, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
NY court lets the man responsible for the nation's deadliest transportation disaster in a decade walk with probation and community service
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Another hint that Musk is going to end up being a Bond villain by 2025
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Thu September 02, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Mo Brooks compared the Jan 6 Intelligence Committee to persecuting Jews in Nazi Germany and persecuting political dissidents in the Soviet Union
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Wed September 01, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Widow of Florida officer who refused vaccine holds vaccination event at his funeral
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sackler family and their associates involved in Oxycontin scandal have their bank accounts drained as punishment for creating the opioid crisis. No wait, make that bank accounts SAVED by Drain
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Dear Department of Justice, I am just an ordinary citizen harmed by the opioid crisis and I think it would be super-keen if you'd let that nice Sackler family off the hook for causing it. Thanks
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(MSN)
 
 
 
CDC Director uses reverse psychology to convince anti-vaxxers to kill themselves
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Lyft: $1,300. Lyft XL: $1,500. Fiery death: Priceless
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Tue August 31, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Never forget, Trump stopped going to Dover AFB to receive the bodies of dead American service men and women in early 2017 after it made him feel uncomfortable
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Mon August 30, 2021
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
How one Georgia mom managed to break free of Facebook's Idiot Spell
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Millennials accused of killing one more thing: inheriting china collections from your grandmother. "If you're an adult under the age of 65 who cares about china, Diamond says you are, indeed, a rare breed"
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Sun August 29, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wait. You're telling me the president attended a ceremony where service members killed in Afghanistan arrived back in the country and he didn't make it all about himself or insult the deceased as losers for getting killed? What is this I don't even
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Imagine In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida without the drum solo
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(Politico)
 
 
 
January 6 Commission wants to hear more about Jim Jordan's call to Trump begging him to call off the attack. The second call. With Matt Gaetz on the line too
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Well, that explains some things
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Sat August 28, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Texas Patriots® to begin War on Firefighters
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Fri August 27, 2021
(Variety)
 
 
 
Spike Lee no longer has "questions" about 9/11
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Michael Caputo admits supporting Trump nearly cost him everything
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Georgia wipes out COVID
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Arkansas doctor under investigation for prescribing poison to sheep
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Thu August 26, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
"After my wedding was called off, I thought I needed another proposal to judge my self-worth"
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
Kentucky schools have a cat problem. "Apparently, from what I understand, they're called 'furries,'" said the grandmother, who asked to remain anonymous
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump tries to invoke executive privilege over Jan. 6 documents despite no longer being an executive who has that privilege
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is this a headline written in the form of a question?
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Wed August 25, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Arkansas jail inmates: Yeah, we have COVID, can you help us? Jail doctor: Yeah, just take this animal dewormer, you'll be fine
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Mon August 23, 2021
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Taliban's sneaky tactic to find opponents involves them pretending to be US forces to lure people from their homes. Thankfully they haven't resorted to wearing landshark suits yet
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Sat August 21, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Conservative radio host who mocked vaccines dies of COVID. This is not a repeat from every couple days the last few weeks
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Fri August 20, 2021
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Sir, this is a Wendy's
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
I like my Blue Moons extra rare
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Thu August 19, 2021
(Some Bowlegged Guy)
 
 
 
Look *twice* before you leap
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Solo has issues with kneeling during soccer matches, also dislikes mystical energy fields controlling her destiny
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Did Politico ever do a piece on what Trump's education said about him?
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Tue August 17, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
We're only about three months away from Thanksgiving, which means it's time to have the conversation with your dumbass unvaccinated relatives where you inform them they won't be welcome in your house this year
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Mon August 16, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Free Britney. New sadness: Free Uhura
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"For nearly thirty years, I've asked my husband for one thing, and it's nothing major, but it's to make sure his family--who lives 8 hours away--schedules their visits in advance. They don't ask, just tell us when they're coming. Can I stop them?"
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Thu August 12, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Is this the head you're looking for?
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
For once, lack of butt stuff may be the issue
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Wed August 11, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Eminem's ex-wife nearly made his songs about her being dead a reality
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Some had to endure the Holocaust. Others risked their lives to flee oppression, or gave their lives fighting tyranny, or lost their limbs protecting freedom. And then there were those who had to turn 21 during COVID, when no bars were open
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Tue August 10, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
You need to wear rubber boots in some farkers' bathrooms
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
How to deal with your childhood trauma as an adult. Some good Farkers are also often in discussion tabs if people need advice
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Mon August 09, 2021
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to learn how to compost a human body? Creepy tag looking at you warily, backing slowly away
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