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Wed August 12, 2020
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
After posting a composite digital portrait of her dogs to FB with positive reactions, a photographer decided to start her own fundraiser. Donors to her local dog shelter receive a digital portrait of their pets. Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Weezie kills again
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
'Family sues LAPD officer accused of fondling dead woman's breasts'
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Tue August 11, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Iran sentences two men to ten years in jail for spying on "nuclear, missile, nanotechnology, or medical fields," apparently unaware that the rest of the world has advanced beyond the agrarian phase of nuclear missile production
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Seattle Police Chief to resign and spent more time clubbing
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
ProTip: If you're going to stream music for your family, make sure it isn't the PornHub channel
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Aaaaaand...here comes the Halloween candy
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Can I tell my son his beloved dead grandmother was really a biatch?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son's friend and family fed my son Indian food without asking me first. Am I right to be outraged?"
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Mon August 10, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Take a COVID test? Why not wait for your results by traveling to visit family, not tell anyone about the test, then allow your relative to only use your first initial in the subsequent NYTimes column about your positive results?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Farewell to the man who defined heavy metal - Martin Birch dead at 71
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
2020 takes another major step to destroy humanity. A third Tron movie, starring and produced by Jared Leto, will bring the world to its knees
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Let's check in on the country that provided the warning shot for how bad the pandemic was going to be and see how life is. Bonus: Pence says "Nobody wants to be like" them. We do now
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(Simturax)
 
 
 
Umbrella Academy Season 2 on Netflix: Watch or Skip?
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
When your Trump supporting family asks you why we think Trumpets are stupid, read them this thread. They won't read it for themselves (originally by Adam-Troy Castro in October 2018)
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
What's up with all the 'step' porn lately?
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(WV Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
Today's prize for the most Covid-19 infected family members as a result of attending a funeral goes to West Virginia with 40+ sick including 5-month old twins
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(WV Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
Today's prize for the most Covid-19 infected family members as a result of attending a funeral goes to West Virginia with 40+ sick including 5-month old twins
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
(1) Find out when cousin is getting married (2) book wedding for same day (3) attend cousin's reception and take it over
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Library of Congress' new "Letters to Lincoln" project includes advice, warnings, a call to shoot deserters, and of course that now-infamous observation that anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Library of Congress' new "Letters to Lincoln" project includes advice, warnings, a call to shoot deserters, and of course that now-infamous observation that anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Hasta la vista, grandpa will be back
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(WNYT Albany)
 
 
 
Who knew that barrels of EVOO were that flammable?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My sister-in-law has always been dull and smug; when I got into a car accident, she stepped up the most, let me cry on her shoulder, drove me to my doctor appointments. She and my brother are having trouble; I think I love her. Can I pull it off?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Subby once shot an elephant in his pajamas
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Subby once shot an elephant in his pajamas
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Family of seven critically injured in horse and buggy collision. This is not a repeat from 1815
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Sat August 08, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
It is sweet corn season. How do you prepare your corn on the cob?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
At extended family holiday meals, the QAnon weirdos were isolated at one end of the table. That's in effect what Social Media did. But now your weird uncle who thinks Hillary's been shot and there's a body double of her is trying to drink your soup
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Queen of England watches the 1980's Flash Gordon with the family every Christmas
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Fri August 07, 2020
(US Courts)
 
 
 
Ninth Circuit: The government engaged in gross prosecutorial misconduct against the Bundy family, so the lower court was justified in dismissing all charges with prejudice (PDF)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump cutting off WeChat would be a devastating blow to some Chinese families in the US, as US based chat apps are banned there. "A ban would effectively cut off easy communication between millions of families"
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
She sits in her hobbit hole in fear at the Shire, Clinging on so tightly as she holds that ring against the fire, But Ye's got other plans and he ain't gonna give a shiat, For when it comes to Biden he keeps on fishsticking it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dracarys
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
This one easy trick can have parents begging you to marry their hauntingly beautiful Taiwanese daughter. Difficulty: involves ghosts
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
This one easy trick can have parents begging you to marry their hauntingly beautiful Taiwanese daughter. Difficulty: involves ghosts
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
But why would a magician want all your family history?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Anti-maskers explain how it's really about their personal freedom (to endanger and infringe on the freedoms of others)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Twenty-eight years after being named homecoming king and queen, a couple reconnected on a dating app and found true love with each other
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep Scott DesJarlais is the embodiment of Republican hypocrisy: a former doctor who runs as a "pro-family, pro-life" Rep, but had affairs with 6 patients and forced his wife and a mistress to get abortions, wins his primary with 75% of the vote
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Jason Momoa proves he's worth his weight in gold
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Funeral service results in 30 sick and 5 hospitalized after attendees "took their masks off and arranged chairs to sit together." If only there had been some possible way to avoid this
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Thu August 06, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Calpers CIO misses return targets and quits after less than two years, saying he wanted to focus on his health and family. Also, some other jackass already nabbed the "creative differences" excuse
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Hulu axes High Fidelity even though it was better than the movie
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
How do you treat yo'self when you can't go anydamn'where?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Superspreader infects 91 at Ohio church. GOP Governor sends strongly-worded letter to all churches to please pretty please wear masks, is more afraid of "faith-based leaders" than of COVID. Deep Church
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump trade stooge Peter Navarro cites renowned medical expert Scott Adams as authority on hydroxychloroquine during CNN interview
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Wed August 05, 2020
(KOAA)
 
 
 
Think of the children
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Jesse Eisenberg explains how his anxiety and RV skills caused his pivot from Michael Cera impersonator to unlikely pandemic survivalist
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The American passport used to to be ranked number one in mobility is now down to number twenty and rising like a brick
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fark Ready Headline: Man bitten by shark in Florida compares it to previous attack by alligator
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"There is a degree of anti-science feeling in this country," Fauci said. [OBVIOUS] and [MURICA] tags offer no comment, citing death threats made against them after prior appearances
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So remember when it was reported that Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford had tested positive for Covid-19? Well turns out it was a false positive. And his wife blames the NFL for the hell the family has gone through the past few days
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Tue August 04, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
♪ I've been in love with love... And the idea of... something binding us together... You know that love is strong enough... ♪
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(CareerBuilder)
 
 
 
"High Performance Family" in Aspen, Colorado wants to hire a parent for their kids. Must be expert skier and hockey player
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(NPR)
 
 
 
So the CBP actually uses that Family Guy color chart?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Coronavirus clusters in cloisters; despite their fine habits perhaps none have fared worse than nuns
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(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
Bojangles unveils new logo. Dale Earnhardt Jr. says you'll get right over it
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Teenager stabbed man to death during knife awareness course. So, passing grade?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I have bipolar disorder and that, combined with perimenopause, can be rough on my husband and son. My moods aren't some bump in the road that might disappear if only I did enough yoga. How can I make sure my 9 year-old understands this?"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Waitrose shopper buys eggs, finds peeps
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Actual lede: Police detained and handcuffed a Black mother and four children after mistaking their SUV for a stolen motorcycle from another state
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Is my middle child a monster?" Aren't they all?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Vulnerable man feared murdered five years ago found hiding in woodland, 'very well concealed... and having not spoken with anyone for some time'
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Mon August 03, 2020
(WA Today (Australia))
 
 
 
Rasha Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Sweet-N-Low in your tea? Them's fightin' words
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kate Hudson practicing yoga in her underwear, and there's no one here anymore so...um...how are you? That's good. No I haven't gotten Coronavirus yet, no
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Is it safe to fire up the grill this summer with the family in the back yard? No. The answer is no
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Is it safe to fire up the grill this summer with the family in the back yard? No. The answer is no
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Five years ago, a friend announced that he was tired of the 9-to-5 and opened a bar after doing some fundraising among friends and family. It was a failure; he was angry, stubborn, and burned bridges. But he wants to try again. Do we intervene?"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
When considering whether or not to reopen schools amid a pandemic, remember that your young children are the most likely to survive, and if they're lucky, they may even have other relatives to take care of them after you die
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
When considering whether or not to reopen schools amid a pandemic, remember that your young children are the most likely to survive, and if they're lucky, they may even have other relatives to take care of them after you die
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida State House Rep. Randy Fine (R-ona) admitted to hospital over COVID-19 diagnosis
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Linkin Park plan special 20th anniversary event for Hybrid Theory, and in the end isn't that all that matters?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Caribbean islands of Antigua & Barbuda, St. Kitts & Nevis, and St. Lucia slash the cost of buying citizenship, just in case the 2020 US elections don't go your way. Still way more expensive than Staten Island, though
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I have longstanding fetish for my curvy, cheeky sister-in-law, and fondly recall mind-blowing sex I had with her on my wedding night. How can I end this affair? My wife is pregnant with our second kid and doesn't know about our thing
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Found: Abandoned house in Suffolk County, New York loaded full of photos and mannequins that's been frozen in time for the past 40 years. Completely ready for a set in a cheap horror movie (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Maybe we should pay stay-at-home parents for taking care of their children
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
An 8-year-old in Houston may have claim to the world's largest okra. That's a whole lot of gumbo right there
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
An 8-year-old in Houston may have claim to the world's largest okra. That's a whole lot of gumbo right there
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(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Azirona Rep: Raúl Grijalva tests positive for COVID-19 after he attended a hearing of the House Natural Resources Committee on Tuesday with infected Louie Gohmert of Texas
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
He and his mom soaked peaches in bourbon, grilled them with some brown sugar and served it over grilled angel food cake topped with whipped cream and candied bacon. Mmmm, soaked peaches and candied bacon
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
RIP Lt Col Alexander Vindman's last fark
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Family claim Kill Bill star David Carradine was murdered by secret 'kung fu assassins', not in kooked-up bondage game gone wrong (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Furious mother-in-law to be stops wedding midway through after bride mentions the groom's 'flaws'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch accidentally raised a son with a conscience
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
The Demon Child Conway is back online and it's better than ever
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
The Demon Child Conway is back online and it's better than ever
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Fri July 31, 2020
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Bobcat mom has her pawsfull
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The US' first COVID-19 patient to undergo a double lung transplant said she woke up days later unaware of the surgery and unable to "recognize my body." The second head didn't help either
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(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
MLB agrees to play two. But not a full two
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Buddy, the first dog to test positive for Coronavirus, has died. Was he a good boy? Damn right he was
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Woman gets COVID-19, discovers in rehab that one of her aides is her long-lost sister last seen 50 years ago
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Bent Fabric has decorated his coffin and is now composing for the Choir Eternal
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Is Trump a sociopath? 'He certainly acts like one'
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I donated sperm once to my sister and her wife, and now my family is pressuring me to do it again. I really don't want to, but they're relentless. What should I do?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I donated sperm once to my sister and her wife, and now my family is pressuring me to do it again. I really don't want to, but they're relentless. What should I do?"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"My grandma is mad at me because I won't take her to her salon for a haircut because of the pandemic"
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The comics tv family reunions continue as Daisy meets her mom for the first time again tonight on Marvel's Agents of SHIELD at 10pm eastern on ABC
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In other news, LeBron James won't power down his phone
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(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
Your next trip to Stop-n-Go is going to be a Kwik Trip unless you want to Kum-n-Go, in which case happy endings are still around back
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Coronary artery disease. Final answer"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The nation's largest bear ranch is in northern Michigan, caring for dozens of rescued bears in large outdoor habitats. Bonus: you can feed the cubs. Extra bonus: lot of heckin chonker pics in TFA
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(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Faced with a tight budget, small Kentucky town decides to hire a cheaper-than-a-police-officer social worker. The results are ... [checks notes] ... bad news for private prisons
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My boss thought he was muted on a Zoom call and had an extremely intimate, X-rated conversation with his girlfriend using voice-to-text on his phone. It lasted for almost a full minute. He keeps apologizing and making it worse. How can I stop him?"
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Who doesn't?
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Who doesn't?
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Thor's wife escapes flooded car through window. No LifeMjölnir™ required
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Thor's wife escapes flooded car through window. No LifeMjölnir™ required
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed, better hope you're not skydiving
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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Still single, but you would rather not be? Remember there's always hope, like this couple who got engaged, married in their 80s
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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Still single, but you would rather not be? Remember there's always hope, like this couple who got engaged, married in their 80s
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I got pregnant by an abusive man who was eventually arrested; I met my husband when my daughter was two, and he's raised her since. Should I tell her the man she sees as her father really isn't her biological dad?"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
RIP Nissan. No, not that one
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Tue July 28, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Boy bitten by shark at beach that sees up to 10 shark bites a year
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Massive storm results in Eel McPherson disappearing from New Zealand pond, presumably by hovercraft
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Greenwich Time)
 
 
 
Here is, yet, another reason why dogs are better than cats
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Minnesota Vikings infection control officer didn't
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(Politico)
 
 
 
National Security Adviser Robert O'Brien tests positive for the Coronavirus. Luckily for Trump he rarely meets with or even speaks to his National Security team, so he should be totally fine
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
This editorial had a Hero tag until they second-guessed themselves. Boobies tag was also in running
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Sure, the family reunion could get awkward, but this seems like a perfectly sane decision that could in no way backfire
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Couple hid the fact they were having twins from their families so they could surprise them with the BOGO after the birth
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Couple hid the fact they were having twins from their families so they could surprise them with the BOGO after the birth
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Thank God
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Sun July 26, 2020
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Woman loses $20K prosthetic leg while boating. Police on the lookout for a talking raccoon wielding a grappling hook
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oops?
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Christian charity group heave-ho Yoho
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
"Is that your final breath?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Joshua Tree hiker is stranded in God's country for 40 hours, climbs one-tree hill in search of food. He eventually manages to exit, but bad situation could have been a Sunday bloody Sunday if rescuers still hadn't found what they're looking for
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
A fistful of dollar: Kid finds what he believes is world-record sand dollar. Waiting for kid in Denmark to find sand euro that's 2.78 centimeters larger, according to the exchange rate
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
A fistful of dollar: Kid finds what he believes is world-record sand dollar. Waiting for kid in Denmark to find sand euro that's 2.78 centimeters larger, according to the exchange rate
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
PAW Patrol joins the resistance
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
The Stupid Prize store is gonna have to close for restocking at this rate
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I have no words
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Someone may be in deep do-do after mechanic receives a package via USPS with dog poop in it. Message written in Yinzer included
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Van Houten could receive parole for role in Manson family murders. Looks like everything may be coming up Milhouse
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Conservatives find a new line of attack against a 79-year old man who has advised six presidents as the nation's foremost infectous disease specialist: He doesn't throw a baseball very well
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Taiwanese laundry-modelling grandparents are a runway surprise Instagram hit. This is how you own it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Taiwanese laundry-modelling grandparents are a runway surprise Instagram hit. This is how you own it
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
At least this stark naked 18st uncle's mind was in the right place when he sprinted out of his house and chased after a van driver for "abducting" his niece (NSFWish, with video)
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
At least this stark naked 18st uncle's mind was in the right place when he sprinted out of his house and chased after a van driver for "abducting" his niece (NSFWish, with video)
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kanye is now mad at Kim because she made him do it
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Kanye says he'll spill family secrets if the Kardashians try to lock him up. Currently holed up in a bunker with Dave Chappelle, who is presumably collecting new material
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Of course he would rather play but he is 31, likes living in Spain, his young family is happy, the sun is out, and he is fantastically well paid. "Bale is going nowhere," said his agent, Capitan Obvious
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(BBC)
 
 
 
If you think that the US is the only place where the rich escape justice.... think again. Charges dropped against Red Bull heir in Thailand, who totally didn't kill a policeman whilst drunk driving a Ferrari
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The White House is claiming Stephen Miller's grandmother did NOT die of COVID. Her death certificate disagrees
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
It's not just brain freeze that you have to worry about with popsicles
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
This train wreck isn't going fly into the twin towers by itself, says Mrs. Dumpsterfire 2017
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Obama and Biden meet up (surprisingly not in Joe's basement) to talk about Trump's terrible coronavirus response, agree that Trump 'just can't relate in any way' about how serious the virus really is
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(Some bloke)
 
 
 
The ability to win the lotto is insignificant next to the power of the Force
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Wed July 22, 2020
(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Creeping towards socialism isn't really the problem. The real issue is the sprint towards an oligarchy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. versus Canada's handling of COVID-19 summed up in one photo: Niagara Falls
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Boy the next family reunion for Lakers guard Alex Caruso is going to be awkward
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ted Yoho (R-FL), who yesterday called AOC a "farking biatch" on the steps of Congress, apologizes. Not to AOC, and not for namecalling - but because she heard it. Oh, and he WON'T apologize for loving "my god, my family or my country", so stop asking
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chiefs GM Brett Veach built a Super Bowl champion, signed Patrick Mahomes to a record contract, and now has his name on a road
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(ABC 10 Sacamento)
 
 
 
COVID-rage-bro goes full racist drink-tosser at restaurant employee. Employee leaps atop counter and becomes The Angry Fist (of course there's video)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dollar Tree and Family Dollar shoppers don't have to get all masked up like they're going to Walmart or something
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Tue July 21, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
New twist to the NJ federal judge family murder story: Did the anti-feminist Trumper lawyer also kill a rival attorney?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Like the wars they passionately support, the Republicans are all for it, but don't want to send their own kids to fight in it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
NepaGrift 2.0
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My daughter's biological mother reached out after almost 15 years of no contact and was outraged we 'let' our daughter 'be' a lesbian and said she won't contact her daughter until she has a boyfriend. Our daughter is devastated; how can we help her?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My daughter's biological mother reached out after almost 15 years of no contact and was outraged we 'let' our daughter 'be' a lesbian and said she won't contact her daughter until she has a boyfriend. Our daughter is devastated; how can we help her?"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Law and order": after St Louis couple is charged under a law that SPECIFICALLY forbids what they did, the state GOP AG tries to have the case dismissed, the GOP Gov vows to pardon them and the GOP US senator wants Barr to investigate the PROSECUTOR
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Kim Tried to Involuntarily Commit Me" is probably not the best political slogan
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I can't date anyone with the same name as a family member; cousin, parent, what have you. Is that a weird hangup or is it normal?"
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Mon July 20, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York woman tries solving illegal fireworks problem "without cops" to avoid 'a heavy-handed police response', fails
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Suspect in shooting of Epstein Judge's family has been found dead of a self inflicted gunshot wound. Early reports are he was a professional hit ma...wait, strike that. He was a disgruntled attorney who'd previously appeared in front of the Judge
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
John Oliver returns to a waiting audience, crushing Coronavirus conspiracy theories with the help of Alex Trebek, Billy Porter, and Catherine O'Hara, pointing out Trump doesn't believe the conspiracies he touts, just pours gasoline on the fire
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Israeli Court finds Leonardo DiCaprio's ex-girlfriend, model Bar Refaeli smoking hot, guilty of income tax evasion
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Israeli Court finds Leonardo DiCaprio's ex-girlfriend, model Bar Refaeli smoking hot, guilty of income tax evasion
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Sultan of Brunei's royal family have that history of brutality but now they've gone and done it
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
Cool things subby found on the internet for you silly Farkers. Come for the Medieval Jolene, stay to find out where all those AOL CDs ended up
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(Stabroek News)
 
 
 
Man hears about the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise, dresses as Darth Vader to collect his lottery jackpot in Jamaica. He plans to build a new Death Star or buy a bus
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
First it was politicians "falling from windows" in Russia. Then it was military officers. Now, it's Olympic figure skaters. Someone needs to do something about those Russian windows
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Hi. This is where I get the schnackos"
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Sat July 18, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Quit showering and give your skin a new lease on life. Of course, your family and friends will want to kill you
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
The Great Escape: Toddler Edition
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
The Great Escape: Toddler Edition
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
The Pittsburgh Zoo welcomes five ugly-ass cheetah cubs and their mom
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(The Northern Echo (UK))
 
 
 
Durham man would really like Amazon to stop sending him rubber ducks
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(DW)
 
 
 
He's dead, Jim
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Laughing Squid)
 
Video
 
The world needs a little Ramones right now. Bonus: 1979
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Instead of office chair, garage contained bobcat. Would not buy again
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: Fox attacks the Washington Post
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Airbnb was like a family. And then the murders began
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Old and busted: drive-in theater. New hotness: floating cinema
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Princess Beatrice gets married in secret wedding with the Queen and Prince Philip as guests. No word on status of that hat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Farmers didn't realize voting for the death plague party would mean having a death plague
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Thu July 16, 2020
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Pharma Bro's younger cop brother arrested for choking a man to death. Hugo the Dummy last seen nervously hiding Vorelli's body
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida man gets into a fight with his brother during a gender reveal party for his future niece or nephew so when things get violent he punches the pregnant girlfriend instead of his brother. The aristocrat
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida man gets into a fight with his brother during a gender reveal party for his future niece or nephew so when things get violent he punches the pregnant girlfriend instead of his brother. The aristocrat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Because we need one feel-good story in this timeline, dammit
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Paging a Mister Sweeney Todd? Sweeney Todd to the white courtesy phone please (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns make Myles Garrett the highest paid defensive player in the NFL. That's cause for swinging his opponent's helmet in celebration
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
950,000 of Mary Trump's books sold on day 1. Angry Trump tweets in 5...4...3...2
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Leave the salt packet, take the ideas for instant noodles
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Smelly Kelly"
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Woman demands discount as person she paid to take her son's test for him only got a C on the exam. Bonus: Her name really is Karen
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Woman demands discount as person she paid to take her son's test for him only got a C on the exam. Bonus: Her name really is Karen
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NASA is working with Toyota to build an RV for future moon explorations. An updated version of the family Truckster
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son sold 'N-Word Passes' to his white friends. Am I right to be upset about this?"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The black bean Trump family civil war of 2020. The year is getting weirder by the day
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Wed July 15, 2020
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Chris Christie thinks we will be ready for another a-hole like Trump to be president in 2024, only this time less corrupt. Seriously
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Mysterious face appears on woman's butt during day out sparks ghost fears. Hmmmm...This is going to take some time to crack this case *enhance* (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt, who personally pushed for Trump's Tulsa rally, tests positive for COVID-19
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(People Magazine)
 
Boobies
 
Katy Perry shows off baby bump, pregnancy boob fairy blessings (NSFW unless WFH)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
I agree with Trump
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
I agree with Trump
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Harper Woods dean of students shot and killed. That's a very specific job title and a very violent school
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't interrupt a bear making porridge in your kitchen
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
No, I am not giving our preSidENt over the top compliments for wearing his mask out of Duress. tHat would bE siLly to even think of Pondering
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(SecondNexus)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, the modern-day GOP: tweeting Nixon-era photos of Joe Biden and his son to own the libs
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kelly Conway violates her daughters freedom of speech. Sad
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm going through an amicable divorce; my husband is addicted to tattoos, and I forbade him to get new ones during the Covid-19 crisis and we live in a state that is getting worse. He's getting one and putting the kids at risk. Can I stop his idiocy?"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Now that it's affecting him and his family personally, former White House Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney writes an op-ed calling the state of US Coronavirus testing capabilities "inexcusable" and calling for immediate improvement
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
New Orleans' K-Paul restaurant is K-Put
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Username does NOT check out
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Grant Imahara dead at 49 due to sudden brain aneurysm
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Mon July 13, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Judge has freed Mary Trump from the gag order, allowing her to speak freely about her family and promote her book. Popcorn futures rise accordingly
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The United States government is a glorified crime family
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass muskox named after Sean Connery's favorite game show host
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
The latest effort by victims' family to stop the execution of the white supremacist who murdered their relatives in a plot to start a race war: COVID-19 makes it too dangerous to witness the execution
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(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Woman spots 2-year-old running across 4-lane highway, falling to irrigation canal. She follows, dives in to rescue drowning child. Of course she thanks God for save, but it was Mom Mode all the way
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Kelly Preston dies of cancer at 57
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I have a mature, wonderful stepdaughter about to enter high school. About six months ago she decided she wants to live with her father and me but can't figure out how to tell her manipulative mother. Any advice you can give us?"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
"My children aren't missing their friends in quarantine. Should I be concerned they're enjoying isolation too much?"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
"My children aren't missing their friends in quarantine. Should I be concerned they're enjoying isolation too much?"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Solidh8 CEO resigns
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
How to win the most cutthroat competition of all: family game night
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Presley family is all shook up as Elvis' grandson, Benjamin Keough, commits suicide and joins the 27 Club
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
What do you get when parents can't afford to stay home with their kids? A super spreader event at a daycare
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Irish couple utilize the coronavirus lockdown the best way possible, spend their entire time building an authentic Irish pub in their garden to drink their Guinness in
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Sat July 11, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Mom who didn't listen to anti-vaxxer warnings vows not to make same mistake of listening to experts again
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Mom who didn't listen to anti-vaxxer warnings vows not to make same mistake of listening to experts again
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
One Million Moms (Twitter Pop 4,769) takes issue with Hamilton. And for once it has nothing to do with 'the LGBTQ agenda', but is an equally stupid reason
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(Cumberland Times-News)
 
 
 
"Honestly, at first I thought it'd be easy, I figured I would reach a hand down and grab it back out. It was hot, and I knew I had to figure something out. There was no giving up until I got the kitten out." Welcome to Caturday
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Dr. Grifter
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Fri July 10, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Twin brothers born in London and raised in state care could be deported to two different Caribbean countries they have never visited. Then it gets weird
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"While the dog can't read street addresses, he can recall the names of customers who have given him treats"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Buster Posey leaves Giants, looks forward to playing with Twins
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen being sent back to prison had nothing to do with him dining at a restaurant after all. It's because he refused to sign an agreement prohibiting him from interacting with the media or writing a book
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Tories ask police for a criminal investigation of PM Trudeau after it emerges that a charity his government awarded a no-bid $900m contract to had paid hundreds of thousands to his mother, brother, and wife
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Spitfires honor British Sweetheart
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pretty sure "The Power of Positive Thinking" doesn't have a chapter on declaring bankruptcy 6 times and committing adultery by raw-dogging porn stars, for starters
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"This is the strangest late '80s/early '90s looking bathroom I've ever seen. Especially with the threadbare couch"
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Like your ex, an adorable outside conceals the nightmarish horror within
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Years ago, I bought my kids an aboveground pop-up pool. It gives them an outlet for active play, and I enjoy watching them swim. I barely know my neighbors; they keep trying to send their grandkid over to swim and make me watch her. Do I need to?"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Lidl vegan Bolognese sauce. Now with extra lizardy goodness
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(Good News Network)
 
 
 
Arse-hole Walmart worker "cancels" dog's naturalistic spa retreat
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
"He was then to "decorate main palace", meet family and friends, feast repeatedly, go to the market, "spend time with wives" and embark on quests. Meeting Allah did not make the list until point number seven"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Video of man getting new glasses causes subby to get something in his eye
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Leader of Canadian opposition party: The fact that police didn't shoot and kill white intruder at Prime Minister's residence proves they are racist
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Toddler dubbed 'Tiny Hawk' goes viral for skateboarding skills: "Whoosh. He calls it whoosh. All day, every day, Mama I go whoosh" (w/video)
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Toddler dubbed 'Tiny Hawk' goes viral for skateboarding skills: "Whoosh. He calls it whoosh. All day, every day, Mama I go whoosh" (w/video)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Why does Netflix love to cancel critically acclaimed shows? Here are 21 of the most recent great series to get the ax
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dear Sally, I told my family how much I hate Chik-Fil-A for their stance on LBGTQ issues. Now the entire family likes them on Facebook and eats there every single day. Should I burn their houses down and change my name?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Failure to mute may expose ESPN announcer to the natural consequences of his behavior
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries, and the haskap berries taste like haskap berries. We are the beer makers. We are the dreamers of dreams
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Glee actress Naya Riveria presumed drowned
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Stupid: Another reboot. Interesting: Centered around a Black family in Montgomery, AL during the 60's. Total Fark: Fred Savage is involved
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Is the world a better place when a heroin dealer dies? Click to the right for the "yes" portion of the argument
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Is the world a better place when a heroin dealer dies? Click to the right for the "yes" portion of the argument
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Earl Cameron, one of the first black actors to forge a successful career in British film and television, has died at age 102
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Meet Inheritance Cat, bringer of good luck (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Silly Muslim-colored Congresswoman. Don't you know the ethically questionable behavior of paying family members hundreds of thousands of dollars to work on your campaign is only for white Christian Congressmen?
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
NASCAR racer Jimmie Johnson cleared to return to racing this weekend a week after testing positive for coronavirus. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Michael Lofthouse, CEO and founder of San Francisco tech company Solid8, is really sorry that video of his profane, racist rant has gone viral. Tag chosen because, let's be honest here, these daily viral videos define us as a country
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK doggo abandoned for 'not learning to be good' gets a new loving home. Of course you're reading about it on Woofday
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In her new book, Trump's niece recounts when she was 29, at Mar a Lago, she walked up to a lunch table with Trump and other family members, and Trump said "Holy shiat Mary, you're STACKED"
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(Lansing State Journal)
 
 
 
Thanks to the information on his dog license, Chase helped reunite his boy with their family just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday. Major kudos to Chase for babysitting his boy while he went for a stroll. Chase is the hero in all of this!
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Where is my flying car, you ask? In Australia
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Imagine traveling thousands of miles from home to fight in one of the most important battles that your country has ever fought in, only to return home and be told by friends and family that it was a hoax. These nurses don't need to imagine
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'You want remdesivir? The good stuff? I got remdesivir so true you'll think you hadn't died or gone to heaven, man. I can get you three vials - but they're gonna cost you and you gotta come now. I got people dying for this stuff'
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Among the entities cashing checks from the government's Paycheck Protection Program in recent months were Jared Kushner's Family, Aides to Barack Obama and other political elites"
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(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
Calgary doctor gives CPR to man who had heart attack, a few days later gives same man a quintuple bypass. Expected to mow the lawn and take the garbage to the curb every Wednesday from now on
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(Axios)
 
 
 
"Hamilton" becomes Disney+'s biggest hit. The Mandalorian inconsolable
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
And the award for "heartwarming story of airline doing the right thing" goes to ... Spirit?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"I have yet to see the book, but it is a book of falsehoods," said Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, who is such an expert on falsehoods that she can identify them without seeing them
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Turns out Stephen Miller's wife Katie Miller really is his soul mate
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump paid someone to take the SAT for him
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently CNN got ahold of the Mary Trump book. Today is gonna be fun day
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The tough guy who just had to punch a 12-year-old for daring to have a good time has been caught. His sentence will be 10 years of tap lessons in SuperMax
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Ford expects the relaunch of its iconic Bronco line to create a buzz, and boost U.S. sales and profits. You know, basically go viral. uh-oh
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth on pontoon boat on Fourth of July. Tag says it all
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Prison officials want to ensure that Ghislaine Maxwell's murder is not as suspicious as Epstein's, according to a note from his mother
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
For $50 you can rent a movie theater where you and 19 of your friends can watch a classic movie. COVID extra
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Totally stable and not off his meds presidential candidate Kayne West building a 52,000 square foot house in Wyoming for his family of 6
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
There is nothing like sitting around the backyard fire pit with your family and friends on a lazy summer night. Singing songs, roasting hot dogs, making s'mores, and watching fire shoot out of the eyes of a human skull....wait, out of a what now?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I are both working from home, which was fine until last week. I screwed up at work--entirely my fault--and got chewed out in a Zoom meeting with my boss. My husband heard; now he's acting like my second boss. How can I stop him?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I've never been on great terms with my mother-in-law; she constantly buys random, dirty, unsafe things she sees at yard sales for my daughter. Her four other grandkids get new toys and lavish vacations. Is she being a miserly biatch because of me?"
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Mon July 06, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Everything with Trump is "two weeks," except this time it is in OUR favor
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(Page Six)
 
Weeners
 
Sure, it's good news, but you're still gonna want some mind bleach
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(Florida Covid Victims)
 
 
 
QAnon mom took cancer patient teen to a church party with no masks or social distancing and fed her Trump-approved non-medicines until she died
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Pet dogs may improve social-emotional development in young children as well as protect them from bullies, abandoned wells and burial caves, and rampaging bears
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Pet dogs may improve social-emotional development in young children as well as protect them from bullies, abandoned wells and burial caves, and rampaging bears
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Here's what a Kardashian-West White House will look like when Kanye is elected in November
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"That dog not Sh*thead, that dog Lifesaver." That dog gets steak for life
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With all the virus concerns, stay-at-home orders, financial instability, and mounting civil unrest, Mom Rage is a thing, and it's exploding
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My 2.5-year-old grandson has been having a recurring nightmare about a lady who tells him she needs something in his room and wants to put something on his foot. He's potty training and has a 4 week-old sister. How can we help him through this?"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Subby would like you to know that this is nacho table
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Generational inequality is a sobering reality
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Jennifer Grey no longer having the time of her life with Clark Gregg, announces divorce
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and his ex-wife divorced after he said he didn't want kids. When he met me, I said I might want a kid; we just welcomed our baby boy. His ex left me a crazy voicemail saying he took her child-bearing years from her. Should I ignore it?"
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Sun July 05, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Nick Cordero, Broadway actor who battled COVID-19, has died at age 41
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are the Dodsons truly responsible for the murder of their son? What is Sister Alice's connection to the family? Will Mason and Drake work together to solve Gannon's murder? Will Della unravel another mystery? Perry Mason, 9 PM ET on HBO
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Here's one teacher who won't have to worry about getting COVID-19 from students
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Here's one teacher who won't have to worry about getting COVID-19 from students
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Suddenly Washing Machine
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
An era of basic family transportation has officially come to an end with the death of the Dodge Grand Caravan
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Claudia Conway tweets to her dad "Sorry your marriage failed." Man, dinner at that house must be quiet
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The Trump family might start caring about coronavirus
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Fri July 03, 2020
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
At the Covid (co) Covidcabana, The hottest spot north of Akron. At the Covid (co) Covidcabana, Face shields and passion were always the fashion, at the Covid...don't lose your lungs
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In Australia, even farts are deadly
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Local TV station helpfully tells Americans how to catch COVID-19
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The pandemic should change the way we talk about dying, from (⊙_⊙) to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
6pm Eastern - it's the Fark Friday Movie Livestream Going a little early today due to family stuff, come join for whatever fresh hell of a video Dallan has in store for us. Bonus - Dallan's on early testing XBox configs playing games
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
I was living in my parents' basement before it was cool. Now it's gone too mainstream
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(Digg)
 
 
 
Just in time for the 4th of July weekend, test dummies getting obliterated by badass fireworks in government firework safety video
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My sister-in-law suffered a stroke, had brain surgery, and now she's a total biatch. Can she go back to the nice person she was?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My sister-in-law suffered a stroke, had brain surgery, and now she's a total biatch. Can she go back to the nice person she was?"
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Thu July 02, 2020
(KCEN TV Waco)
 
 
 
Army: Your son deserted the Army so he will not be getting a military funeral. Family: He went missing right before he'd have been honorably discharged and was found in a shallow grave. Army: He really wanted to desert, now get out of my office
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Old 'n (hopefully not) busted: dental dams. New viral protective goodness: cuddle curtains (preferably that match the carpet)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
ESPN's Stephen Smith doesn't think NBA players can live in a bubble and can go months without sex. Nonsense. Surely some of those guys are married
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Bernie Ecclestone, aged 89, just became a father again. In other news, money is a hell of a drug
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Another day another story about someone who went to a party knowing they had Covid19 and infected and killed a bunch of people
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Another day another story about someone who went to a party knowing they had Covid19 and infected and killed a bunch of people
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Beavers returned for the first time in 400 years to a UK estate to help with flood control are really getting busy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good Will Hunting 2: Enter the Garbage man
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ever been to an Indian wedding? They're incredibly fun and massive three-day parties, until the groom dies on day two from Covid-19
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Wed July 01, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Putin basically elected President for life as overwhelming majority of voters say they prefer to not have their entire family killed
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Galveston, TX seeing a surge in coronavirus cases as they brace for the holiday weekend expecting tens of thousands of people at its beaches
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Ozark avoids the dreaded Netflix three season curse by getting renewed for a 14 episode final season
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After 53 years of marriage, a Texas couple does their best to save the economy while holding hands
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After 53 years of marriage, a Texas couple does their best to save the economy while holding hands
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(MSN)