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Mon February 06, 2023
		CSU apologizes for chants of "Russia, Russia" from it's student section as a Ukrainian player from the opposing team attempted a free throw. Sounds like some CSU students need an involuntary "semester abroad" in Ukraine source: thehill.com \| share:	28
		The terrifying history of Scotland's 'Massacre Cave' where an entire island died. Subby read the article but still doesn't understand how some clan fit an entire island in that little cave source: dailyrecord.co.uk \| share:	50
		911 Caller: A relative is threatening self-harm. Police: We'll be right over to give her a hand source: nbcboston.com \| share:	101
		Gen Z guy does some good source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	37
		Family of man who frequently went hiking by himself in 4,000-acre natural reservation says it was uncharacteristic of him to go by himself in 4,000-acre natural reservation and then die there. He'd never done that before source: nj.com \| share:	35

Sun February 05, 2023
		NPR digs into who is behind those cryptic "Jesus: He Gets Us" ads plastered all over different forms of media. And yes, the family that owns Hobby Lobby is involved source: npr.org \| share:	154
		Boo source: wsaz.com \| share:	33
		Sure, it's easy to put together a list of the best wedding songs of all time. But this is Fark, and we like to do things a bit differently. This week on the Sunday Morning Music Club, we're looking for songs you should never play at a wedding source: billboard.com \| share:	393
		Early contender for 'Overreaction of the Year': Father upset that son paid £3.50 for eraser at school fundraiser. "We as a family, and a community, are disgusted" source: msn.com \| share:	57
		President Biden's Catastrophic Chinese Spy Balloon Spectacle will be replacing Hunter Biden's Laptop for at least one week of Republican outrage source: foxnews.com \| share:	209
		You had me at "start with a pound of beef" source: southernliving.com \| share:	52
		It is cold enough to freeze your wang off in Boston. No joke source: nbcboston.com \| share:	34

Sat February 04, 2023
		Cop who shot a man six times when he was handcuffed in the back of his cruiser loses shot at plea deal for "voluntary manslaughter" when the victim's family goes to the press source: msn.com \| share:	102
		Nope, not a cult at all source: nbcnews.com \| share:	391
		Nope, not a cult at all source: nbcnews.com \| share:	391
		Bruno the cat was returned to his shelter for being too affectionate, demanding lap time and cuddles. "People were coming to our door to meet Bruno, and we got almost all the cats in the shelter adopted in the meantime." Welcome to Caturday source: people.com \| share:	1100
		The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Punt Returners? source: nbcsports.com \| share:	16
		Can't pee while drunk? Well, aside from being the compete opposite of everyone else, you may have a rare, incurable and hard-to-pronounce cancer source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	11

Fri February 03, 2023
		Kyrie escapes again down the road that he must travel source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	43
		Sheetz, which is like a WaWa (which is like a 7-11) drops Smile Policy after backlash source: pennlive.com \| share:	58
		Long Island man goes around to thrift shops and estate sales, finds old pictures and videos, then returns them to people connected with the individuals featured. You can't explain that kind of niceness source: theguardian.com \| share:	29
		Long Island man goes around to thrift shops and estate sales, finds old pictures and videos, then returns them to people connected with the individuals featured. You can't explain that kind of niceness source: theguardian.com \| share:	29
		Man arrested in connection with the theft of two simian sidekicks that were taken from the Dallas Zoo this week source: dallasnews.com \| share:	19
		Arizona was the most popular state to move to in 2022, because who doesn't want to move to a state you have to share with rattlesnakes, scorpions, and Kari Lake? source: thehill.com \| share:	57
		LA dog no longer world's oldest, has record yanked from his little paws by 30 year old. Guinness records apparently being handed out randomly, unlike promotional bar towels source: ktla.com \| share:	4
		Twin boys, separated after birth, grew up fans on opposite sides of this Super Bowl. 25 bucks and bragging rights are on the line source: whyy.org \| share:	8
		Funeral homes must remind nursing homes to be very sure that transferred residents meet admission requirements source: cbsnews.com \| share:	33
		'It's not a gun problem' says family after being affected by a gun problem source: 1011now.com \| share:	97

Thu February 02, 2023
		Shortly after crying & begging for leniency, a Marine Corps veteran who participated in the January 6 insurrection was sentenced to 68 months in prison."You're entitled to your political views but not to an insurrection. You were an insurrectionist" source: politico.com \| share:	196
		Shortly after crying & begging for leniency, a Marine Corps veteran who participated in the January 6 insurrection was sentenced to 68 months in prison."You're entitled to your political views but not to an insurrection. You were an insurrectionist" source: politico.com \| share:	196
		In a once in a lifetime event, someone returns found money to the cops... and it ends up in the right hands. (Bonus: she ends up with more than was in the bag) source: fox2detroit.com \| share:	34
		Macho Man's brother, The Genius, has passed away source: yahoo.com \| share:	28
		Down goes Frasure source: nbcnews.com \| share:	86
		Can Fark help me celebrate my 50th with the best (inappropriate) gifs/memes for 50th Bday? source: google.com \| share:	43
		Senator Mike Lee (R-UT-roh) Declares war on Japan. Finally, a nation we know we can beat source: mediaite.com \| share:	108

Wed February 01, 2023
		House Oversight Committee disbands Subcommittee on Civil Rights and Civil Liberties source: thehill.com \| share:	219
		Sherlock Holmes Museum boss has won the right to kick his brother out of his home after a 10-year feud. Mycroft unavailable for comment source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	20
		Sherlock Holmes Museum boss has won the right to kick his brother out of his home after a 10-year feud. Mycroft unavailable for comment source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	20
		Dear Penthouse, I mean Abby, I am totally not making this up, no sir source: nypost.com \| share:	18
		Ozzy Osbourne physically incapable of touring or performing, nor could he ever sing source: deadline.com \| share:	69
		Knoxville comic book store gives away at least 300 copies of Maus a year after controversy source: wbir.com \| share:	9
		Are you interested in a '04 Chevy Tahoe cosplaying as a '50 Chevy Bel Air? source: thedrive.com \| share:	22

Tue January 31, 2023
		Goodwill hunting might be a bit bleak this season source: wcpo.com \| share:	18
		Family grateful that they are reunited with their cock... sorry, cockatiel source: wral.com \| share:	24
		Ted Cruz won't apologize for pushing conspiracy theories about Paul Pelosi's attack. Of course not because that's what a human being with a sense of shame or decency would do, and if Cruz were that, he'd never have spread them in the first place source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	65
		Jury: Cable guy stabbed your grandma? Here's $7 billion. Charter Cable: How about $262 million, which our insurance will pay? And you still owe us for the service call. That's Texas Justice source: arstechnica.com \| share:	139
		Three rappers go missing after a performance at a club is canceled. If you know how this ends the Detroit police would like to hear from you immediately source: cnn.com \| share:	29
		Body found in refrigerator. Police on the lookout for Major Force, Kyle Rayner inconsolable source: cbsnews.com \| share:	22
		Duggar family member prevents another Duggar family member from showing "Veggie Tales" to the kids for fear of making them think vegetables can talk, because that's what underage children in the Duggar family really need to be worried about source: people.com \| share:	51
		Groundhog day is literally less accurate than flipping a coin at barely 40%. Still more accurate than Jim Cramer source: famadillo.com \| share:	117
		Well of course he does. Capone wasn't the subject of as many federal investigations source: yahoo.com \| share:	82
		As we all know bathrooms are hard to keep clean. However, this waterfall sink is impossible to keep clean source: knixcountry.iheart.com \| share:	70

Mon January 30, 2023
		Cindy Williams dead at 75? Surely you can't be serious source: apnews.com \| share:	63
		You keep crashing 'em, we'll keep building 'em source: cnbc.com \| share:	4
		Rickey Smiley sonny dead. Frowny source: cnn.com \| share:	21
		"A DNA test revealed that the CEO and I are half brothers. He isn't taking it so well. What do?" source: askamanager.org \| share:	45
		Alexa's World War III prediction is almost certainly a prank, but better not make any long-term plans just in case (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	70
		Lisa Loring, the original Wednesday Addams, had a stroke on Wednesday, hospitalized Thursday, Friday, sadly passed away Saturday. In Pace Requiescat source: deadline.com \| share:	58

Sun January 29, 2023
		Annie Wersching no longer timeless, passes away at age 45 source: gizmodo.com \| share:	58
		Who knew Zumba classes could be that dangerous? source: kdvr.com \| share:	38
		The extraordinary story of how a junked VW Jetta on Long Island helped a family to escape the horrors of war in Ukraine source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	21

Sat January 28, 2023
		Thousands have come home because of him, now this hero is getting his homecoming source: politico.com \| share:	18
		Today I learned: Richard of York gave battle in vain is the British version of ROY G. Biv source: famadillo.com \| share:	14
		Peaceful Colombian man might want to finally change his name after being wrongfully arrested 3 times in the last 13 years for having the same name as a notorious Peruvian drug dealer. Just sayin' source: odditycentral.com \| share:	14

Fri January 27, 2023
		Man who faked his own death because he was curious as to who would show up at his funeral has to be curious no more, all his family and friends hate him now source: odditycentral.com \| share:	56
		Willie Nelson will celebrate his 90th birthday with two huge concerts in Los Angeles. Shows will include performances by Nelson himself, Beck, Lyle Lovett, Neil Young, Sheryl Crow, Snoop Dogg, Tom Jones, Ziggy Marley and many others source: yahoo.com \| share:	41
		Subby's cousin is dying. She takes the high road out and leaves soon, but has penned a book on dying well, as we all should. Hug your loved ones. Plugging her book here. She's a wonderful mother, grandmother, friend. Stay connected to those you love source: amazon.com \| share:	8
		Subby's cousin is dying. She takes the high road out and leaves soon, but has penned a book on dying well, as we all should. Hug your loved ones. Plugging her book here. She's a wonderful mother, grandmother, friend. Stay connected to those you love source: amazon.com \| share:	8
		The Merriam-Webster word of the day for January 27 is wangle, as in He wasn't wearing any pants so certain parts were left to wangle source: merriam-webster.com \| share:	10
		Historic church destroyed by act of God source: metro.co.uk \| share:	39
		Fallout 4 realism mod drastically shortens campaign source: pcgamer.com \| share:	46
		'You're going to see acts that defy humanity,' police chief says, as officials urge calm when Tyre Nichols arrest videos are released publicly tonight source: cnn.com \| share:	678
		Never again; never again source: abcactionnews.com \| share:	21
		Never again; never again source: abcactionnews.com \| share:	21

Thu January 26, 2023
		In unrelated news, Fark's servers are now liquid cooled source: msn.com \| share:	32
		Vandelay CEO wanted on charges, leaving the import/export industry shaken source: wfaa.com \| share:	24
		Dana Brown parlays his fame from the Da Vinci Code to become the Astros new GM source: mlb.com \| share:	8
		Headline: New e-mails link Hunter Biden to wife of recently arrested ex-FBI agent. Story: E-mails were from the lacrosse program that both their daughters participated in source: msn.com \| share:	114
		Headline: New e-mails link Hunter Biden to wife of recently arrested ex-FBI agent. Story: E-mails were from the lacrosse program that both their daughters participated in source: msn.com \| share:	114
		Appropriately-named Mr. Snow obsessively collected Flexible Flyer sleds, until his wife told him he had to clean out the garage and basement. Behold, the Flexible Flyer Museum source: njmonthly.com \| share:	57
		Further evidence that Church Youth Leader is just another way of saying sex offender source: al.com \| share:	101
		Raised in Philadelphia, 49ers' Mike McGlinchey complicates things for his family back home source: nj1015.com \| share:	13
		For today's dose of random BS to be upset about, here is a man who thinks advice is immoral source: theguardian.com \| share:	109

Wed January 25, 2023
		Will Mark Briscoe and Jay Lethal rightfully steal the show? Can Buddy Matthews dethrone Darby Allin? Who's ready for family therapy with THE ACCLAIMED & the Ass Boys? AEW Dynamite starts @ 8pm ET on TBS, the SuperStation. Reach for the sky, boys source: cagesideseats.com \| share:	247
		Not content with suing the PGA Tour and subpoenaing most of its stars, Patrick Reed is now accosting them while they practice and throwing tees at them source: espn.com \| share:	16
		That burned-down Tennessee mansion from a few days ago has found a buyer. New owners probably boasting they got it at a fire sale price source: bbc.com \| share:	40
		This darker, grittier Rockford IL reboot of Weekend at Bernie's sounds terrible source: wgntv.com \| share:	33
		This darker, grittier Rockford IL reboot of Weekend at Bernie's sounds terrible source: wgntv.com \| share:	33
		Paris Hilton: Sex tape celebrity, hotel heirs, prison inmate, mom source: cnn.com \| share:	57
		Paris Hilton: Sex tape celebrity, hotel heirs, prison inmate, mom source: cnn.com \| share:	57
		"My husband keeps spending the night at a platonic female friend's house. Should I be concerned?" source: slate.com \| share:	43
		Meet Joey, an adorable special needs pooch who will be featured in the upcoming Puppy Bowl XIX. Please welcome him, his mom, his furfamily and Vintage Pet Rescue to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (w/pics & video) source: abc7amarillo.com \| share:	139
		Out of all the neutral and sensitive words available in the whole world, guess which password the police assigned to a family to enable them to visit their dying mixed-race child in hospital source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	216

Tue January 24, 2023
		Services offered by Canada Post: mail delivery, promotional fliers, making doubly sure that your mother is good and cremated source: cbc.ca \| share:	18
		Are horses being slaughtered on Florida farms? Neigh source: clickorlando.com \| share:	33
		Mystery man found on UK seafront with no idea who he is finally identified after talking to the Stallone family about his black shirt, black leather jacket and black suit trousers source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	30
		There is nothing better than the Schadengasm (tm) of seeing a narcissist humbled. Here's Tawwmy, when the team stopped listening to his rah-rah BS source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	17
		Oakland to Half Moon Bay: "yeah, whatever" source: kron4.com \| share:	83

Mon January 23, 2023
		The Merriam-Webster wordle of the day is 'nearly impossible' as in: "They expect you to solve four of the goddamn things simultaneously" source: pcgamer.com \| share:	22
		So that's what it's like in that family source: yahoo.com \| share:	72
		Mystery surrounds discovery of dead diving instructor on "Death Island". On second thought, maybe it's not that big of a mystery source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	31
		...or you could just ask for a fork source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	25
		"As trucks transitioned from workhorses to luxury family vehicles" source: axios.com \| share:	46
(Some Hound)		Now Fred is just showing off source: pethelpful.com \| share:	7

Sun January 22, 2023
		Malpractice suit costs hospital two arms and two legs source: yahoo.com \| share:	51
		The Aristocrats source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	20
		Top border official has no understanding of boundaries, repeatedly crosses line source: nbcnews.com \| share:	23
		Just like a lot of New Englanders, one dog from Rhode Island headed down to Florida for a year before deciding it was time to go back home source: wpri.com \| share:	3

Sat January 21, 2023
		Patrons at restaurant shocked at GOP women's group showing a snuff film source: cnn.com \| share:	134
		Revenge of the bacon source: cnn.com \| share:	41

Fri January 20, 2023
		: Look, bud. I said, "Your money or your life". Muricans: "I'm thinking, I'm thinking" source: ktla.com \| share:	72
		: Look, bud. I said, "Your money or your life". Muricans: "I'm thinking, I'm thinking" source: ktla.com \| share:	72
		Living the dream: steal $800,000 from your bank, ghost your husband and family, move to the big city and start a new life. And she got away with it for 26 years source: vice.com \| share:	16
		Alabama farmer secretly paid 100 dollars each month to help cover the cost of prescription medications for town-folk. Subby was looking for some major snark here, but it just got really dusty source: msn.com \| share:	34
		Slow news day: Is potato source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	21
		After 240 years in business, UK department store will close due to the "difficult" Covid years source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	11
		Scotland's oldest person celebrates her 110th birthday by doing what no other Scot has ever done source: dailyrecord.co.uk \| share:	49
		Pizza Hut to finally create a pizza size large enough to feed the typical American family source: cnn.com \| share:	25
		A sailor adrift for weeks off of Colombia survived by eating condiments source: oregonlive.com \| share:	16

Thu January 19, 2023
		Dennis the Menace artist dies. Not him, the other one source: theguardian.com \| share:	30
		Apparently not well enough source: nbcnews.com \| share:	132
		Apparently not well enough source: nbcnews.com \| share:	132
		Yes, you've cleaned up your life, but have you paid your kid lien? source: npr.org \| share:	81
		Headline: "Bridgeport's Big Boy owner reflects on 40-plus 'glorious' years in business." Within article: The restaurant is closing source: mlive.com \| share:	18
		Alec Baldwin to be charged with involuntary manslaughter, attempting to retake title of worst Baldwin from Adam source: cnbc.com \| share:	158
		Doc I saw a new dementia drug ad on TV, can you hook me up? But you don't have dementia or any family history of dementia. Yeah I know, I just want to see if it gives me a buzz. Well OK then - Rx source: upi.com \| share:	68
		Perhaps they should call him Kevin. (Hero tag is for the 15th time's the charm.) source: abc11.com \| share:	7
		Dear Slate: I hate awkward conversations. Can I just lie to my daughter about the family dog dying? source: slate.com \| share:	29
		Chris Ford hits the first 3 pointer in the sky source: nypost.com \| share:	2
		Even a warlock finds that boxing Helena is easier than climbing Mount Baldy, probably wishes he'd settled for a room with a view source: abc7.com \| share:	25
		Florida politician takes a crack at the "falling out of windows" shtick source: floridapolitics.com \| share:	24

Wed January 18, 2023
		Josh Hawley is obsessed with porn source: advocate.com \| share:	163
(971theriver.com)		Leroy had a very joyous reunion with his family after he went missing nearly two years ago, a reunion made possible because he's microchipped. Please welcome him, his family and all those who helped bring them together in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (w/video) source: 971theriver.com \| share:	150

Tue January 17, 2023
		The world's oldest person silver medalist gets upgraded to gold source: theguardian.com \| share:	22
(Some Guy)		Almost 50 years ago, someone flipped the bird at a person with a camera. Friends and family kept the tradition going around the world ever since source: thefingeralbum.com \| share:	58
(Hickory, Doc)		Diggory, a good boy, makes miraculous recovery source: bucksfreepress.co.uk \| share:	1
		Mormon Church to Press "It's all a misunderstanding. God loves Black people." Mormon Church to Black Mormon "You are cursed. Your seed is cursed. Marry some cursed Black guy" source: newsweek.com \| share:	133

Mon January 16, 2023
		Raise your hand if you have the most 50-point games in Celtics history. Not so fast there Larry Bird source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	14
		First cousin marriage encouraged in Ancient Greece, present-day Alabama source: cnn.com \| share:	6
		Peak crumbling infrastructure moment: after the only bridge washed out, town is now supplied entirely via zip line source: sfgate.com \| share:	53
		Peak crumbling infrastructure moment: after the only bridge washed out, town is now supplied entirely via zip line source: sfgate.com \| share:	53
		Public defender with no ties to Russian oligarchy suspiciously falls from balcony in Mexico. International investigation underway source: ktla.com \| share:	31
		When you have to write the orbituary for the guy who murdered his entire family but you also know you really need to make some money with that Go Fund Me campaign linked to it source: nypost.com \| share:	80
		When you have to write the orbituary for the guy who murdered his entire family but you also know you really need to make some money with that Go Fund Me campaign linked to it source: nypost.com \| share:	80
		Kaylee Frye is a Disney Princess. Change my mind source: screenrant.com \| share:	148
		How did that get in there? source: usatoday.com \| share:	3
		Baby named after wife's favorite takeaway dish. Joins siblings Chicken Korma and Doner Kebab source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	65
		Man chose to ride out Hurricane Ian last September in his boat "Good Girl" while docked at marina. Both were found this weekend at bottom of Matanzas Pass source: nbc-2.com \| share:	105

Sun January 15, 2023
		Just how monstrous was "The Addams Family"? Their house was not just a museum, it was so pink that when people came to see 'em, they left screaming. W/Color photo evilness source: boredpanda.com \| share:	26

Sat January 14, 2023
		Harry Potter star Robbie Coltrane's ashes scattered at his favorite NYC spots, including where the famous orgasm scene in When Harry Met Sally. In related news: Customers at Katz's Delicatessen told not to ask about what's in the pepper shakers source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	15
		Great Falls, Montana's airport is home to more aircraft than almost any other in the world--if you count its stunning model plane collection source: krtv.com \| share:	14
		Bonded out with a ankle monitor? No reason to give up your GTA activity source: local10.com \| share:	31
		But, why? source: deadline.com \| share:	48
		Don't do the crime if you can't do the time source: yourtango.com \| share:	101
		Thieving kitty has a preference for ugly sandals source: stuff.co.nz \| share:	7
		Ghost gun manufacturer arrested. Would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for all the test firing in his neighborhood source: ktvu.com \| share:	24
		Plot loosens, slides downhill and destroys a house. School sued over a water leak installed just before the city took over, utility inspector takes early retirement source: kiro7.com \| share:	24

Fri January 13, 2023
(Some Guy)		Roger, a Jack Russell terrier and poodle mix rescues his 94-year-old neighbor who had been stuck in his car for almost 24 hours in very cold weather. That's a good neighbor source: dailypaws.com \| share:	5
		Carjacking culprit carjacks cops cruiser crashes carelessly into community chow center source: nbcconnecticut.com \| share:	19
		Philly woman jailed a week over mistaken arrest warrant from Texas due to computerized facial ID algorithms... oh, wait, turns out a cop in Texas just looked at a Facebook photo and said "Meh, it looks like her" source: nbcphiladelphia.com \| share:	114
		Q: What TV or movie car would be the best daily driver? A: The Bluth company stair car source: jalopnik.com \| share:	181
		Clemson seeks a coordinator whose less offensive source: foxcarolina.com \| share:	17
		Alabama Republican Party shocked, SHOCKED, I tell you, that RNC Chair candidate Harmeet Dhillon would claim they wondered how her Sikh faith "would impact [her] ability to champion our nation's Judeo-Christian values" source: al.com \| share:	69
(Some Guy)		How do you deal with being in love with someone you can't be with? source: glam.com \| share:	42
		Body found after at least seven years, tightly wrapped and partially buried in a locked area behind a wall. Police think her death was "Suspicious" source: theguardian.com \| share:	32
		FTFA: "Most people give up on the resolutions about 10 days in. Instead, O'Donnell appears to have accomplished hers." Her resolutions: shoot guns and watch football source: dailydot.com \| share:	38

Thu January 12, 2023
		Woman rescues her family from the wreckage of a destroyed sinking battleship with a flash mob singing "Another One Bites The Dust" at her funeral source: nypost.com \| share:	38
		Julia Roberts perplexed that's she not really Julia Roberts source: metro.co.uk \| share:	32
		Dad: "This is how you handle a gun." (BLAM) "Owwww." Daughter: "Like this?" (BLAM) "Owwww." Dad: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ source: chicago.suntimes.com \| share:	160
		"I'll take things that will never happen under any circumstances for $100 please, Alex" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thenews.com.pk \| share:	50
		"My wife fell in love on vacation and never came back. Can I have her stuff and should I move on?" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	31
		Dad spots huge 20ft shark with his drone, becomes Jawsome after guiding lifeguards to save his wife, son and hundreds of swimmers source: thesun.ie \| share:	63

Wed January 11, 2023
		A headline starting with "Kalispell Kreamery's Mary Tuck" is way less interesting than I'd hoped source: dailyinterlake.com \| share:	15
		We are one step closer to learning why Twitter stopped us from seeing Hunter Biden's penis source: apnews.com \| share:	191
		Malcolm in the Middle (of 3-wide at Daytona) source: tmz.com \| share:	10
		Another First World first for the books as parents claim their 8 year old snow skied on each continent using their wealth. His life will be downhill from here source: ktvu.com \| share:	72
		Another First World first for the books as parents claim their 8 year old snow skied on each continent using their wealth. His life will be downhill from here source: ktvu.com \| share:	72
		(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ ? source: foodandwine.com \| share:	24
(Some Guy)		I caught my wife cheating on me. We have three kids. Dark, depressing, shocking, there are not enough words to describe the way I feel. I want to die, but I can't do that to my kids. Anyone who's gone through this, I'd really appreciate your advice source: samhsa.gov \| share:	60
		With the Taliban demanding he be turned over for "war crimes", Prince Harry explains he only wrote of his chopper pilot insurgent "kills" because of something something ...veteran suicides? source: bbc.com \| share:	49
		Your next contestants on Worst Parents Ever come to you from clapclapclapclap* deep in the heart of Texas [warning: disturbing content] source: komonews.com \| share:	118
		Farkette found an old family photo. Bikers, help her ID grampa's cool ride source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	22

Tue January 10, 2023
		Owner of Sanford soul food restaurant claims they're being treated unfairly by city, still calls son 'Big Dummy' source: fox35orlando.com \| share:	37
		Tim Tebow is finally on his way to the Hall of Fame source: si.com \| share:	21
		It's National Cut Your Energy Costs Day. Put on a sweater, turn down the thermostat, and fark better, not harder source: nationaldaycalendar.com \| share:	11
		What is AI tech good for besides letting nerds have sexy time? It's now letting grieving families 'talk' to their dead from beyond the grave source: thesun.ie \| share:	15
		Protip: Pre-gaming before going to your AA meeting is somewhat counterproductive source: metro.co.uk \| share:	32
		Private school suddenly closes over "family dispute" leaving working parents frustrated, angry, without adequate childcare. If only local governments provided educational services for kids at little to no cost source: local10.com \| share:	113
		Nuclear Assault disarmed source: popculture.com \| share:	33
		...and, in Future News, A Plainview, Connecticut family was found mauled in their living room source: youtube.com \| share:	8

Mon January 09, 2023
		White Sox, Subby's baseball fantasy teams both agree- FARK CANCER source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	5
		Disney CEO Bob Iger: "Covid is over. Return to work immediately or we'll send the Mouse to wipe out you and your family. Thank you for working at the Happiest Place on Earth" source: cnbc.com \| share:	73
		Mother reminds child to do chores using chat feature on Roblox. Meanwhile, Subby's mom reminds them to do chores via her OnlyFans page source: yahoo.com \| share:	71
		"I ended up doing an origami heart out of the $20 and dusting it with glitter. Then I took a pair of Barbie shoes and stamped a glitter walking path on her nightstand" source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	39
		Do you know who this man is? Because he doesn't have a clue source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	34
		For years, Boomers have been telling anybody who will listen that the best way to build wealth is to buy your own home. So what happens when nobody but them can afford one? source: npr.org \| share:	61

Sun January 08, 2023
		Wingnuts outraged that Biden showed some compassion for people fleeing the cartels that Don Jr. funds source: msn.com \| share:	31
		"I hate my initials" source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	260
		Nicolas Cage has declared he's not in the Star Wars family, but in the Star Trek family. Subby raises a bemused eyebrow, looks forward to his guest star spot on Lower Decks source: yahoo.com \| share:	51

Sat January 07, 2023
		"People shouldn't be drinking, especially when you're a redneck, on the House floor." And especially when you're a member of the Family Values party source: mediaite.com \| share:	126
(pethelpful.com)		A freezing stray cat struts in from the cold to find a forever home. Still has to get their dinner from a garbage can, though source: pethelpful.com \| share:	6
		Family things will keep Paul's Memory Bank in Otto Mode for one more week source: tunein.com \| share:	5
(Some Guy)		I hate it when I mean to talk about masturbation but instead reveal I have crabs source: thebaltimorebanner.com \| share:	22

Fri January 06, 2023
		Oscar nominated actress and Jurassic Park star Laura Dern was approached by a fan at a tour of the sites where the JP movies were filmed-only to be recognized as "that girl from the Taylor Swift video" source: yahoo.com \| share:	34
		Headline: "Man throws beer on five-month-old baby during drunken outburst." First, you are not to waste beer, and secondly, do not EVER assault a child, even if that child was having a drunken outburst source: nbc-2.com \| share:	27
		One of the lesser known benefits of being Mormon is that your typical domestic murder-suicide counts as a mass shooting source: apnews.com \| share:	72
		One of the lesser known benefits of being Mormon is that your typical domestic murder-suicide counts as a mass shooting source: apnews.com \| share:	72
		Experienced Dutch wingsuit pilot dies doing what he loved, which was bouncing off a cliff face, apparently. Extreme sports death trifecta in play source: nltimes.nl \| share:	100
		"My lover wants to have a baby with me, but his wife is currently pregnant. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	23
		My sweet and beloved 17 year old son's first girlfriend was nervous about meeting me. This means my son is beating her, right? source: slate.com \| share:	24
		"I'm cutting my daughter off the moment she graduates high school. That's not mean, is it?" source: slate.com \| share:	51

Thu January 05, 2023
		Family fashions a Hutt out of wet snow and bantha poodoo source: fox13now.com \| share:	14
		BMW unveils the world's first color-changing car, good for those of you that like to blow past cops in your hot red sports car and get away in blue source: metro.co.uk \| share:	23
		Hamlin is awake and holding hands with family. Soon to discover his Bills are taken care of source: cnn.com \| share:	95
		Looks like someone knocked up The Joker source: thedirect.com \| share:	26
		In what might be the greatest possible troll of election deniers, Pennsylvania's new Governor appoints Al Schmidt Secretary of State source: nbcnews.com \| share:	57
		Apparently the whole Royal Family thinks dressing up as a Nazi is a good time. Edward VIII regrets being born too early source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	38
		Bloody 'ell, he gave me a right knuckle sandwich right in me royal boat race guv'nor source: metro.co.uk \| share:	65
		Eight family members, five of them children, found dead from gunshots at house in Enoch, UT, as War of Domestic Violence continues unabated source: ksl.com \| share:	87

Wed January 04, 2023
		VW unveils new electric car that works great when testing, but the emissions go way up in real-world driving source: autos.yahoo.com \| share:	47
		My wife shouted, 'quick, grab your phone, we've got a two-legged fox on the lawn' source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	38
		Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson and Hanson source: litefm.iheart.com \| share:	48
		Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson and Hanson source: litefm.iheart.com \| share:	48
(Evie)		Mother upset after baby's new toy cellphone tells disturbing and inappropriate jokes about Catholics and Amish street gangs source: eviemagazine.com \| share:	48
(traubfuneralhome.com)		It is with a very heavy heart that I must inform you that Sue McAnulty (puggysmom on Fark) passed away earlier this week following a courageous 12 year battle with cancer. She will be dearly missed by all of us, but will live in our hearts and souls forever source: traubfuneralhome.com \| share:	90
(traubfuneralhome.com)		It is with a very heavy heart that I must inform you that Sue McAnulty (puggysmom on Fark) passed away earlier this week following a courageous 12 year battle with cancer. She will be dearly missed by all of us, but will live in our hearts and souls forever source: traubfuneralhome.com \| share:	90
		A community came together when a family's dog escaped from her yard during very cold weather. Family, friends & total strangers searched for Misty for 5 days, ending with her being found safe miles from home just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday source: wlfi.com \| share:	200
		Dave & Busted source: tmz.com \| share:	73
		"It's beautiful he got to go out doing what he loved," says family member of snowmobiler who apparently loved riding in avalanche-prone terrain without a locator beacon source: krtv.com \| share:	34
		"It's beautiful he got to go out doing what he loved," says family member of snowmobiler who apparently loved riding in avalanche-prone terrain without a locator beacon source: krtv.com \| share:	34
		Why are Republicans having trouble choosing a Speaker of the House when the perfect candidate was just sworn in this week? source: thehill.com \| share:	76
		Family drive from Arizona to Boston for NHL Winter Classic after their flights are cancelled. NHL folks notice, make it worth the trip source: wcvb.com \| share:	8

Tue January 03, 2023
		Once, twice, three times a loser source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	298
		This dude can fit under that truck-eating bridge, but with only approximately 2 feet to spare source: bbc.com \| share:	29
		TANF is for families that have at least one child younger than 18. In Mississippi, household income must be at or below 185% of the federal poverty level, or $680 for a family of three. Unless you're one of The Welfare Kings of Ole Miss-appropriation source: ktla.com \| share:	100
		In a bit of good news, 2020 fundraiser created by Damar Hamlin has received millions of dollars in online donations since his injury source: usatoday.com \| share:	43
		Jeremy Renner has 2nd surgery, is still critical, suffered blunt force trauma to his chest source: bbc.com \| share:	90
		Six feet under the Earth, Wind and Fire source: uproxx.com \| share:	17
		D'oh! Chris Ledesma, music editor for The Simpsons, has died source: yahoo.com \| share:	6
		I'm guessing this one made a sound source: sltrib.com \| share:	26

Mon January 02, 2023
		Are all relatives greedy vultures when it comes to who's in the will? source: msn.com \| share:	34
		Are all relatives greedy vultures when it comes to who's in the will? source: msn.com \| share:	34
		2023 politics given excellent meme source: theonion.com \| share:	23
		This article about no other kids showing up at a child's birthday party has a good ending but the second stock photo doesn't seem to fit the narrative source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	50
		This article about no other kids showing up at a child's birthday party has a good ending but the second stock photo doesn't seem to fit the narrative source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	50
		Prince Harry tells Anderson Cooper why he's not stepping out of the limelight. He says every thing but the obvious. Money ...... Selling his stupid stories and Netflix specials beats the Management Training at Bloomingdales source: cnn.com \| share:	51
		So that's how it is in their family source: dailysnark.com \| share:	20
		Nevada winter storm puts another person in the hurt locker source: deadline.com \| share:	60
		Corleone family in Nome nervously call a family meeting source: hcn.org \| share:	3

Sun January 01, 2023
		Anita Pointer doing the Neutron Dance in heaven source: cnn.com \| share:	26
		Sucks to be that guy around jet engines source: cnn.com \| share:	113
		Your guide to all the television marathons airing this holiday weekend, from Columbo to Twilight Zone source: avclub.com \| share:	26

Sat December 31, 2022
		In a whole world only one hope remains for Muricans: Vikings source: foxnews.com \| share:	303
		In a whole world only one hope remains for Muricans: Vikings source: foxnews.com \| share:	303
		Too bad Gallagher didn't have one of these source: 7news.com.au \| share:	46
		🎵 But I would drive 500 miles / and I would drive 600 more / Just to be the Dad who drove a thousand miles to Denver in the storm 🎵 source: abc7.com \| share:	37

Fri December 30, 2022
		I bet those family reunions are fun source: desmoinesregister.com \| share:	22
		Tampa Bay QB Blaine Gabbert's 2022 stat line: 0 games, 0 starts, 0 passes, 0 TDs, 0 INTs, 0 rush TDs, 1 successful water rescue of three people who crashed in a helicopter source: yardbarker.com \| share:	29
		Four Strong Winds have stopped blowing. Ian Tyson, country music legend and Member of the Order of Canada, passes at 89 source: calgary.ctvnews.ca \| share:	16

Thu December 29, 2022
		We heard you like top-ten lists, so here's a top-ten list of top-ten lists source: thebeaverton.com \| share:	16
		Nick Cannon's Dirty Dozen remake clears major obstacle source: cnn.com \| share:	29
		Nick Cannon's Dirty Dozen remake clears major obstacle source: cnn.com \| share:	29
		George "Pathological Liar" Santos used the alias "Anthony Zabrovsky" on a charity GoFundMe page source: thehill.com \| share:	69
		George "Pathological Liar" Santos used the alias "Anthony Zabrovsky" on a charity GoFundMe page source: thehill.com \| share:	69
		If you're Southwest Airlines, is the best way to notify paying customers their flight has been cancelled A) Call the cops and threaten to arrest them for trespassing or ....nevermind - it's Southwest, no surprise here source: today.com \| share:	51
		Ted Cruz confirms he can only orgasm by way of public humiliation source: newsweek.com \| share:	96
		Thanks for coming to the Christmas party, employees. FYI we're closing the restaurant in three days, so you're all out of a job. PS subby notes another Coco's diner in LA just abruptly closed; chain going under? source: ktla.com \| share:	8
		Tik-Tok'er who accused a University of Idaho professor of the murder of four students there based on her tarot card readings is convinced she can get the Jury on her side in the defamation suit. After all she's an INFLUENCER right? source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	121
		Superhero orgasms in your Entertainment tab? COME HERE source: theguardian.com \| share:	40
		"My mom hated me so much that I didn't get an inheritance when she died. What the hell?" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	20
		EXCLUSIVE: Man who became a dog for £12,480 worries his friends will think he's 'weird' source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	38
(The Thaiger)		There once was an anarchic rider from Phuket source: thethaiger.com \| share:	17

Wed December 28, 2022
		Outstanding? Low bar on making a question outstanding. An outstanding question is something like are you sure that today is not unopposite day. Or who put Bella in the witch elm source: thehill.com \| share:	30
		Modest Mouse drummer and co-founder Jeremiah Green diagnosed with Stage 4 cancer source: deadline.com \| share:	36
		What's to know, they're all nuts, isn't everyone's family nuts? source: phillyvoice.com \| share:	18
		Polaris was abandoned at SFO by an international traveler, but thanks to the combined efforts of the SF SPCA and an airline, he now has a forever home with a pilot and his family. Please welcome them all to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday source: uppermichiganssource.com \| share:	162
		Amazon Japan's lowest-rated high-speed clothes drying bag bought for $11, reviewed, found acceptable for drying anything except jeans. Three stars minimum source: soranews24.com \| share:	6
		Arizona family rescued after driving over unfamiliar surface near Seattle, should have checked what.com weather source: kiro7.com \| share:	18
		Book your next Disney vacation from the Ric Romero Travel Agency source: ktla.com \| share:	35
		Car repair hourly rates: $50 if you watch / $100 if you give advice / $150 if you try to help / $500 if you argue over the bill and shoot me to death source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	66
		No longer a Full (or harmonious) House source: screenrant.com \| share:	38

Tue December 27, 2022
		Celebrity chef José Andrés starring in new D+ food/travel show with his daughters in Spain, says he took inspiration from close friend Anthony Bourdain in translating his experiences to TV source: people.com \| share:	11
		Tonight, Wes Lee battles Tony D for the N.A. title in NXT. Meanwhile, Fallon tries to save her family bar in a match vs Kiana. Enofe, Malik & Odyssey face Schism and Wendy Choo has a rematch with Cora. Dexter? It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA source: wwe.com \| share:	93
		Family stranded in whiteout promises never to make typos again source: cnn.com \| share:	31
		Subby has read this article a few times and still doesn't know what the trend is. Something involving pretending celebrities died, Twitter, TikTok and Lois Griffin. It's a smorgasbord of stupidity source: indy100.com \| share:	11
		NYC Catholic priest and brother of mob boss died in October, leaves $7 million estate to his son. Wait, what? source: msn.com \| share:	42
		Fans of Stephen Greif in grief source: theguardian.com \| share:	4

Mon December 26, 2022
		Pence spokesman denies that Pence is running for President in 2024. Typical Pence chaotic move disrupts norms, causes confusion source: newsweek.com \| share:	46
		LI Rep.-elect George Santos is embarrassed, admits that he lied on the campaign trail about his education and work experience. More likely embarrassed at getting caught source: nypost.com \| share:	286
		It's a battle of 6-6 teams for the Quick Lane Bowl in Detroit. Will it be the Aggies of New Mexico State winning? Or will it be the mighty Bowling Green Falcons? Find out when the contest begins at 2:30 PM ET on ESPN source: espn.com \| share:	9
		While you are cozy in your McMansions and supermarkets, people at the Pine Ridge reservation in Sorth Dakota are socked in with more than 30" of snow and forced to burn clothing for heat source: bbc.com \| share:	64

Sun December 25, 2022
		NPR reporting the hell out of the news, discovers listener has a sourdough pancake recipe for special occasions only source: knau.org \| share:	5
(Some Guy)		What can you make with 1.5 tons of tomatoes and sand? source: news.abplive.com \| share:	50
		CSB Sunday Morning: The best gift you've ever received source: fark.com \| share:	95
		It wouldn't be Christmas without Kermit. Enjoy the Muppet Family Christmas as it originally aired on television, December 16th, 1987, complete with original ads and cameo by Jim Henson source: youtube.com \| share:	17
		Merry Christmas to all. What are you doing today? What presents did you get? Any weird traditions you or your family have? Enjoy the day, Subby will see how many times he can watch A Christmas Story source: en.m.wikipedia.org \| share:	48
		ER nurse entertains patients with over 150 drawings painted onto his Mohawk by his kids. "My patients love the hair; their loved ones loved it and I think that's just one of those things that connects us" source: ksl.com \| share:	12
(Some Guy)		Best last-minute holiday gifts for family, friends await at your local convenience store, like beef jerky, MD 20/20 source: denver7.com \| share:	9

Sat December 24, 2022
		What's the best 'worst present' you ever received? Something you hated at first, but eventually came to cherish dearly source: fark.com \| share:	38
		Due to some family medical stuff, I will be the only human at home today and tomorrow. I will be watching three cats that can't get along. This is not how I expected my Christmas to go. Anyone else 'alone' for Christmas? source: newsweek.com \| share:	63
		Christmas Eve Saturday Night special on NFL Network, with the Raiders taking on the Steelers. Franco Harris will have a tribute, and can the Steelers brrring it and win in his honor? Or will the Raiders ruin the party? Kickoff is at 8:15 PM ET source: espn.com \| share:	430
		People just realising Joe Pesci was the cop at the start of Home Alone casing the family house. Same people also starting to suspect that Clark Kent might have a connection to Superman source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	75
		It wouldn't be Christmas without someone calling the cops on Cousin Eddie source: ktvu.com \| share:	41
		"Everything Everywhere All at Once" is part of a timely, new genre of film: the millennial parental apology fantasy source: vox.com \| share:	94
		"I love seeing updates on her. She looks like she's settled in and getting as many cuddles as she wants. When I saw that she was getting adopted, I cried a little bit. I'm so happy for her and her new family." Merry Christmas and welcome to Caturday source: thedodo.com \| share:	1517

Fri December 23, 2022
		The Mayor is dead. Long live the Mayor source: foxnews.com \| share:	26
		Father takes "Son I am disappoint" memes too far source: bbc.com \| share:	30
		Father takes "Son I am disappoint" memes too far source: bbc.com \| share:	30
		What I need for Christmas is the Overlook Hotel in gingerbread, twins and all source: messynessychic.com \| share:	9
		If you're a cop you can "accidentally" shoot and kill someone while off duty and face no charges because accidentally killing someone doesn't meet the standard for gross negligence source: ksbw.com \| share:	69
		Christmas time is a season of giving, unless you're a scrooge who charges their own family for Christmas dinner source: the-sun.com \| share:	48
		Christmas time is a season of giving, unless you're a scrooge who charges their own family for Christmas dinner source: the-sun.com \| share:	48
		Biden warns Americans: 'Leave now' source: aol.com \| share:	89
		It's like the Addams family threw up in technicolor source: zillow.com \| share:	134
		Ten-foot nutcracker stolen. Police on the lookout for people targeting four-foot nuts source: wcvb.com \| share:	16
		'One-in-a-million': Moose filmed 'popping' own antlers off in Alaska source: 9news.com.au \| share:	9
		Today's accusation of what you're doing wrong: cheers-ing, because (consults notes) you're not doing it like the Royal Family (stopped reading there) source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	6
		Miss Manners agrees with husband who was embarrassed by wife ordering "messy" ribs at dinner source: nj.com \| share:	22
(Some Guy)		Benny Hinn (who still refuses to report how much money his church makes): You can either give your heart to the church or your family. Not both source: ng.opera.news \| share:	79

Thu December 22, 2022
		My favorite teacher/professor died recently, amazing dude, anyone else have a great former teacher story to tell? source: dailyjournal.net \| share:	43
		Ice-Cube's nepo baby tantrums after being called nepo baby source: pagesix.com \| share:	35
		Congressman-elect George Santos' holocaust of lies about his background gets worse source: cnn.com \| share:	143
		Congressman-elect George Santos' holocaust of lies about his background gets worse source: cnn.com \| share:	143

Wed December 21, 2022
		Koko better B. Ware that he's in the hospital for an unspecified medical issue source: comicbook.com \| share:	7
		Josh "Speed Demon" Hawley appeals to his incel base by telling them to stop being incels. Yeah, that's the ticket source: huffpost.com \| share:	132
		Boston Church says come to Christmas Service and you don't have to pretend to be straight. Unitarian Universalist, that explains it source: advocate.com \| share:	58
		Today's 4-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave has been preempted for The 4th Annual A pastFOWARD Family Christmas: The 12" version. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #417. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share:	144
		Thumpety thump thump thumpety thump thump look at Frosty go, rule 34 edition source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	42
		Kind dad offers to fix the pipes for free, now his phone wouldn't stop ringing. Some probably asking if he also fixes the cable source: liverpoolecho.co.uk \| share:	33
		I heard a Rumer that Bruce Willis and Demi Moore are going to be grandparents source: people.com \| share:	22
		I heard a Rumer that Bruce Willis and Demi Moore are going to be grandparents source: people.com \| share:	22

Tue December 20, 2022
		Germans put pickles in their trees and Czechs put carps in the tub. What is your family's oddest holiday tradition? source: atlasobscura.com \| share:	52
		Cops attempting to determine if dead woman, whose body was found encased in concrete, was murdered or died of natural causes source: 6abc.com \| share:	36
		I'm starting to think Australians have Stockholm syndrome source: iflscience.com \| share:	66