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Mon February 06, 2023
(The Hill)
 
 
 
CSU apologizes for chants of "Russia, Russia" from it's student section as a Ukrainian player from the opposing team attempted a free throw. Sounds like some CSU students need an involuntary "semester abroad" in Ukraine
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
The terrifying history of Scotland's 'Massacre Cave' where an entire island died. Subby read the article but still doesn't understand how some clan fit an entire island in that little cave
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(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
911 Caller: A relative is threatening self-harm. Police: We'll be right over to give her a hand
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Gen Z guy does some good
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Family of man who frequently went hiking by himself in 4,000-acre natural reservation says it was uncharacteristic of him to go by himself in 4,000-acre natural reservation and then die there. He'd never done that before
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Sun February 05, 2023
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR digs into who is behind those cryptic "Jesus: He Gets Us" ads plastered all over different forms of media. And yes, the family that owns Hobby Lobby is involved
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Boo
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Sure, it's easy to put together a list of the best wedding songs of all time. But this is Fark, and we like to do things a bit differently. This week on the Sunday Morning Music Club, we're looking for songs you should never play at a wedding
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Early contender for 'Overreaction of the Year': Father upset that son paid £3.50 for eraser at school fundraiser. "We as a family, and a community, are disgusted"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
President Biden's Catastrophic Chinese Spy Balloon Spectacle will be replacing Hunter Biden's Laptop for at least one week of Republican outrage
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(Southern Living)
 
 
 
You had me at "start with a pound of beef"
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(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
It is cold enough to freeze your wang off in Boston. No joke
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Sat February 04, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
Cop who shot a man six times when he was handcuffed in the back of his cruiser loses shot at plea deal for "voluntary manslaughter" when the victim's family goes to the press
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Nope, not a cult at all
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Nope, not a cult at all
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Bruno the cat was returned to his shelter for being too affectionate, demanding lap time and cuddles. "People were coming to our door to meet Bruno, and we got almost all the cats in the shelter adopted in the meantime." Welcome to Caturday
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Punt Returners?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Can't pee while drunk? Well, aside from being the compete opposite of everyone else, you may have a rare, incurable and hard-to-pronounce cancer
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Fri February 03, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kyrie escapes again down the road that he must travel
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Sheetz, which is like a WaWa (which is like a 7-11) drops Smile Policy after backlash
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Long Island man goes around to thrift shops and estate sales, finds old pictures and videos, then returns them to people connected with the individuals featured. You can't explain that kind of niceness
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Long Island man goes around to thrift shops and estate sales, finds old pictures and videos, then returns them to people connected with the individuals featured. You can't explain that kind of niceness
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Man arrested in connection with the theft of two simian sidekicks that were taken from the Dallas Zoo this week
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Arizona was the most popular state to move to in 2022, because who doesn't want to move to a state you have to share with rattlesnakes, scorpions, and Kari Lake?
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
LA dog no longer world's oldest, has record yanked from his little paws by 30 year old. Guinness records apparently being handed out randomly, unlike promotional bar towels
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(WHYY)
 
 
 
Twin boys, separated after birth, grew up fans on opposite sides of this Super Bowl. 25 bucks and bragging rights are on the line
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Funeral homes must remind nursing homes to be very sure that transferred residents meet admission requirements
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
'It's not a gun problem' says family after being affected by a gun problem
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Thu February 02, 2023
(Politico)
 
 
 
Shortly after crying & begging for leniency, a Marine Corps veteran who participated in the January 6 insurrection was sentenced to 68 months in prison."You're entitled to your political views but not to an insurrection. You were an insurrectionist"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Shortly after crying & begging for leniency, a Marine Corps veteran who participated in the January 6 insurrection was sentenced to 68 months in prison."You're entitled to your political views but not to an insurrection. You were an insurrectionist"
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
In a once in a lifetime event, someone returns found money to the cops... and it ends up in the right hands. (Bonus: she ends up with more than was in the bag)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Macho Man's brother, The Genius, has passed away
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Down goes Frasure
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(Google)
 
 
 
Can Fark help me celebrate my 50th with the best (inappropriate) gifs/memes for 50th Bday?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Senator Mike Lee (R-UT-roh) Declares war on Japan. Finally, a nation we know we can beat
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Wed February 01, 2023
(The Hill)
 
 
 
House Oversight Committee disbands Subcommittee on Civil Rights and Civil Liberties
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Sherlock Holmes Museum boss has won the right to kick his brother out of his home after a 10-year feud. Mycroft unavailable for comment
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Sherlock Holmes Museum boss has won the right to kick his brother out of his home after a 10-year feud. Mycroft unavailable for comment
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dear Penthouse, I mean Abby, I am totally not making this up, no sir
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Ozzy Osbourne physically incapable of touring or performing, nor could he ever sing
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(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Knoxville comic book store gives away at least 300 copies of Maus a year after controversy
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Are you interested in a '04 Chevy Tahoe cosplaying as a '50 Chevy Bel Air?
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Tue January 31, 2023
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Goodwill hunting might be a bit bleak this season
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Family grateful that they are reunited with their cock... sorry, cockatiel
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz won't apologize for pushing conspiracy theories about Paul Pelosi's attack. Of course not because that's what a human being with a sense of shame or decency would do, and if Cruz were that, he'd never have spread them in the first place
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Jury: Cable guy stabbed your grandma? Here's $7 billion. Charter Cable: How about $262 million, which our insurance will pay? And you still owe us for the service call. That's Texas Justice
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Three rappers go missing after a performance at a club is canceled. If you know how this ends the Detroit police would like to hear from you immediately
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Body found in refrigerator. Police on the lookout for Major Force, Kyle Rayner inconsolable
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Duggar family member prevents another Duggar family member from showing "Veggie Tales" to the kids for fear of making them think vegetables can talk, because that's what underage children in the Duggar family really need to be worried about
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(Famadillo)
 
 
 
Groundhog day is literally less accurate than flipping a coin at barely 40%. Still more accurate than Jim Cramer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well of course he does. Capone wasn't the subject of as many federal investigations
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
As we all know bathrooms are hard to keep clean. However, this waterfall sink is impossible to keep clean
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Mon January 30, 2023
(AP News)
 
 
 
Cindy Williams dead at 75? Surely you can't be serious
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
You keep crashing 'em, we'll keep building 'em
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rickey Smiley sonny dead. Frowny
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(Ask A Manager)
 
 
 
"A DNA test revealed that the CEO and I are half brothers. He isn't taking it so well. What do?"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Alexa's World War III prediction is almost certainly a prank, but better not make any long-term plans just in case (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Lisa Loring, the original Wednesday Addams, had a stroke on Wednesday, hospitalized Thursday, Friday, sadly passed away Saturday. In Pace Requiescat
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Sun January 29, 2023
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Annie Wersching no longer timeless, passes away at age 45
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Who knew Zumba classes could be that dangerous?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The extraordinary story of how a junked VW Jetta on Long Island helped a family to escape the horrors of war in Ukraine
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Sat January 28, 2023
(Politico)
 
Hero
 
Thousands have come home because of him, now this hero is getting his homecoming
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(Famadillo)
 
 
 
Today I learned: Richard of York gave battle in vain is the British version of ROY G. Biv
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Peaceful Colombian man might want to finally change his name after being wrongfully arrested 3 times in the last 13 years for having the same name as a notorious Peruvian drug dealer. Just sayin'
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Fri January 27, 2023
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Man who faked his own death because he was curious as to who would show up at his funeral has to be curious no more, all his family and friends hate him now
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Willie Nelson will celebrate his 90th birthday with two huge concerts in Los Angeles. Shows will include performances by Nelson himself, Beck, Lyle Lovett, Neil Young, Sheryl Crow, Snoop Dogg, Tom Jones, Ziggy Marley and many others
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(Amazon)
 
Hero
 
Subby's cousin is dying. She takes the high road out and leaves soon, but has penned a book on dying well, as we all should. Hug your loved ones. Plugging her book here. She's a wonderful mother, grandmother, friend. Stay connected to those you love
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(Amazon)
 
Hero
 
Subby's cousin is dying. She takes the high road out and leaves soon, but has penned a book on dying well, as we all should. Hug your loved ones. Plugging her book here. She's a wonderful mother, grandmother, friend. Stay connected to those you love
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for January 27 is wangle, as in He wasn't wearing any pants so certain parts were left to wangle
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Historic church destroyed by act of God
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Fallout 4 realism mod drastically shortens campaign
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(CNN)
 
 
 
'You're going to see acts that defy humanity,' police chief says, as officials urge calm when Tyre Nichols arrest videos are released publicly tonight
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Never again; never again
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Never again; never again
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Thu January 26, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
In unrelated news, Fark's servers are now liquid cooled
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Vandelay CEO wanted on charges, leaving the import/export industry shaken
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Dana Brown parlays his fame from the Da Vinci Code to become the Astros new GM
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Headline: New e-mails link Hunter Biden to wife of recently arrested ex-FBI agent. Story: E-mails were from the lacrosse program that both their daughters participated in
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Headline: New e-mails link Hunter Biden to wife of recently arrested ex-FBI agent. Story: E-mails were from the lacrosse program that both their daughters participated in
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(New Jersey Monthly)
 
 
 
Appropriately-named Mr. Snow obsessively collected Flexible Flyer sleds, until his wife told him he had to clean out the garage and basement. Behold, the Flexible Flyer Museum
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Further evidence that Church Youth Leader is just another way of saying sex offender
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(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Raised in Philadelphia, 49ers' Mike McGlinchey complicates things for his family back home
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
For today's dose of random BS to be upset about, here is a man who thinks advice is immoral
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Wed January 25, 2023
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will Mark Briscoe and Jay Lethal rightfully steal the show? Can Buddy Matthews dethrone Darby Allin? Who's ready for family therapy with THE ACCLAIMED & the Ass Boys? AEW Dynamite starts @ 8pm ET on TBS, the SuperStation. Reach for the sky, boys
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Not content with suing the PGA Tour and subpoenaing most of its stars, Patrick Reed is now accosting them while they practice and throwing tees at them
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
That burned-down Tennessee mansion from a few days ago has found a buyer. New owners probably boasting they got it at a fire sale price
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
This darker, grittier Rockford IL reboot of Weekend at Bernie's sounds terrible
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
This darker, grittier Rockford IL reboot of Weekend at Bernie's sounds terrible
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton: Sex tape celebrity, hotel heirs, prison inmate, mom
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton: Sex tape celebrity, hotel heirs, prison inmate, mom
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband keeps spending the night at a platonic female friend's house. Should I be concerned?"
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(ABC7Amarillo)
 
 
 
Meet Joey, an adorable special needs pooch who will be featured in the upcoming Puppy Bowl XIX. Please welcome him, his mom, his furfamily and Vintage Pet Rescue to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (w/pics & video)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Out of all the neutral and sensitive words available in the whole world, guess which password the police assigned to a family to enable them to visit their dying mixed-race child in hospital
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Tue January 24, 2023
(CBC)
 
 
 
Services offered by Canada Post: mail delivery, promotional fliers, making doubly sure that your mother is good and cremated
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Are horses being slaughtered on Florida farms? Neigh
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mystery man found on UK seafront with no idea who he is finally identified after talking to the Stallone family about his black shirt, black leather jacket and black suit trousers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There is nothing better than the Schadengasm (tm) of seeing a narcissist humbled. Here's Tawwmy, when the team stopped listening to his rah-rah BS
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Oakland to Half Moon Bay: "yeah, whatever"
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Mon January 23, 2023
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster wordle of the day is 'nearly impossible' as in: "They expect you to solve four of the goddamn things simultaneously"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So that's what it's like in that family
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mystery surrounds discovery of dead diving instructor on "Death Island". On second thought, maybe it's not that big of a mystery
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
...or you could just ask for a fork
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(Axios)
 
 
 
"As trucks transitioned from workhorses to luxury family vehicles"
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(Some Hound)
 
 
 
Now Fred is just showing off
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Sun January 22, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Malpractice suit costs hospital two arms and two legs
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The Aristocrats
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Top border official has no understanding of boundaries, repeatedly crosses line
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Just like a lot of New Englanders, one dog from Rhode Island headed down to Florida for a year before deciding it was time to go back home
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Sat January 21, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Patrons at restaurant shocked at GOP women's group showing a snuff film
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Revenge of the bacon
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Fri January 20, 2023
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
: Look, bud. I said, "Your money or your life". Muricans: "I'm thinking, I'm thinking"
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
: Look, bud. I said, "Your money or your life". Muricans: "I'm thinking, I'm thinking"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Living the dream: steal $800,000 from your bank, ghost your husband and family, move to the big city and start a new life. And she got away with it for 26 years
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Alabama farmer secretly paid 100 dollars each month to help cover the cost of prescription medications for town-folk. Subby was looking for some major snark here, but it just got really dusty
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Slow news day: Is potato
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
After 240 years in business, UK department store will close due to the "difficult" Covid years
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(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Scotland's oldest person celebrates her 110th birthday by doing what no other Scot has ever done
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut to finally create a pizza size large enough to feed the typical American family
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
A sailor adrift for weeks off of Colombia survived by eating condiments
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Thu January 19, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dennis the Menace artist dies. Not him, the other one
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Apparently not well enough
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Apparently not well enough
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Yes, you've cleaned up your life, but have you paid your kid lien?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Headline: "Bridgeport's Big Boy owner reflects on 40-plus 'glorious' years in business." Within article: The restaurant is closing
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin to be charged with involuntary manslaughter, attempting to retake title of worst Baldwin from Adam
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Doc I saw a new dementia drug ad on TV, can you hook me up? But you don't have dementia or any family history of dementia. Yeah I know, I just want to see if it gives me a buzz. Well OK then - Rx
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
Hero
 
Perhaps they should call him Kevin. (Hero tag is for the 15th time's the charm.)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Slate: I hate awkward conversations. Can I just lie to my daughter about the family dog dying?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Chris Ford hits the first 3 pointer in the sky
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Even a warlock finds that boxing Helena is easier than climbing Mount Baldy, probably wishes he'd settled for a room with a view
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(Florida Politics)
 
 
 
Florida politician takes a crack at the "falling out of windows" shtick
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Wed January 18, 2023
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Josh Hawley is obsessed with porn
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(971theriver.com)
 
 
 
Leroy had a very joyous reunion with his family after he went missing nearly two years ago, a reunion made possible because he's microchipped. Please welcome him, his family and all those who helped bring them together in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (w/video)
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Tue January 17, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The world's oldest person silver medalist gets upgraded to gold
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Almost 50 years ago, someone flipped the bird at a person with a camera. Friends and family kept the tradition going around the world ever since
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(Hickory, Doc)
 
 
 
Diggory, a good boy, makes miraculous recovery
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Mormon Church to Press "It's all a misunderstanding. God loves Black people." Mormon Church to Black Mormon "You are cursed. Your seed is cursed. Marry some cursed Black guy"
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Mon January 16, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Raise your hand if you have the most 50-point games in Celtics history. Not so fast there Larry Bird
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(CNN)
 
 
 
First cousin marriage encouraged in Ancient Greece, present-day Alabama
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Peak crumbling infrastructure moment: after the only bridge washed out, town is now supplied entirely via zip line
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Peak crumbling infrastructure moment: after the only bridge washed out, town is now supplied entirely via zip line
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Public defender with no ties to Russian oligarchy suspiciously falls from balcony in Mexico. International investigation underway
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
When you have to write the orbituary for the guy who murdered his entire family but you also know you really need to make some money with that Go Fund Me campaign linked to it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
When you have to write the orbituary for the guy who murdered his entire family but you also know you really need to make some money with that Go Fund Me campaign linked to it
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Kaylee Frye is a Disney Princess. Change my mind
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
How did that get in there?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Baby named after wife's favorite takeaway dish. Joins siblings Chicken Korma and Doner Kebab
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Man chose to ride out Hurricane Ian last September in his boat "Good Girl" while docked at marina. Both were found this weekend at bottom of Matanzas Pass
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Sun January 15, 2023
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Just how monstrous was "The Addams Family"? Their house was not just a museum, it was so pink that when people came to see 'em, they left screaming. W/Color photo evilness
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Sat January 14, 2023
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Harry Potter star Robbie Coltrane's ashes scattered at his favorite NYC spots, including where the famous orgasm scene in When Harry Met Sally. In related news: Customers at Katz's Delicatessen told not to ask about what's in the pepper shakers
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Great Falls, Montana's airport is home to more aircraft than almost any other in the world--if you count its stunning model plane collection
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Bonded out with a ankle monitor? No reason to give up your GTA activity
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
But, why?
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(YourTango)
 
 
 
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Thieving kitty has a preference for ugly sandals
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Ghost gun manufacturer arrested. Would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for all the test firing in his neighborhood
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Plot loosens, slides downhill and destroys a house. School sued over a water leak installed just before the city took over, utility inspector takes early retirement
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Fri January 13, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
Hero
 
Roger, a Jack Russell terrier and poodle mix rescues his 94-year-old neighbor who had been stuck in his car for almost 24 hours in very cold weather. That's a good neighbor
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Carjacking culprit carjacks cops cruiser crashes carelessly into community chow center
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Philly woman jailed a week over mistaken arrest warrant from Texas due to computerized facial ID algorithms... oh, wait, turns out a cop in Texas just looked at a Facebook photo and said "Meh, it looks like her"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Q: What TV or movie car would be the best daily driver? A: The Bluth company stair car
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(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Clemson seeks a coordinator whose less offensive
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama Republican Party shocked, SHOCKED, I tell you, that RNC Chair candidate Harmeet Dhillon would claim they wondered how her Sikh faith "would impact [her] ability to champion our nation's Judeo-Christian values"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How do you deal with being in love with someone you can't be with?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Body found after at least seven years, tightly wrapped and partially buried in a locked area behind a wall. Police think her death was "Suspicious"
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
FTFA: "Most people give up on the resolutions about 10 days in. Instead, O'Donnell appears to have accomplished hers." Her resolutions: shoot guns and watch football
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Thu January 12, 2023
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman rescues her family from the wreckage of a destroyed sinking battleship with a flash mob singing "Another One Bites The Dust" at her funeral
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Julia Roberts perplexed that's she not really Julia Roberts
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Dad: "This is how you handle a gun." (*BLAM*) "Owwww." Daughter: "Like this?" (*BLAM*) "Owwww." Dad: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(The News International)
 
 
 
"I'll take things that will never happen under any circumstances for $100 please, Alex" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My wife fell in love on vacation and never came back. Can I have her stuff and should I move on?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
Hero
 
Dad spots huge 20ft shark with his drone, becomes Jawsome after guiding lifeguards to save his wife, son and hundreds of swimmers
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Wed January 11, 2023
(Daily Inter Lake)
 
 
 
A headline starting with "Kalispell Kreamery's Mary Tuck" is way less interesting than I'd hoped
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(AP News)
 
 
 
We are one step closer to learning why Twitter stopped us from seeing Hunter Biden's penis
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Malcolm in the Middle (of 3-wide at Daytona)
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Another First World first for the books as parents claim their 8 year old snow skied on each continent using their wealth. His life will be downhill from here
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Another First World first for the books as parents claim their 8 year old snow skied on each continent using their wealth. His life will be downhill from here
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I caught my wife cheating on me. We have three kids. Dark, depressing, shocking, there are not enough words to describe the way I feel. I want to die, but I can't do that to my kids. Anyone who's gone through this, I'd really appreciate your advice
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With the Taliban demanding he be turned over for "war crimes", Prince Harry explains he only wrote of his chopper pilot insurgent "kills" because of something something ...veteran suicides?
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Your next contestants on Worst Parents Ever come to you from *clap*clap*clap*clap* deep in the heart of Texas [warning: disturbing content]
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Farkette found an old family photo. Bikers, help her ID grampa's cool ride
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Tue January 10, 2023
(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Owner of Sanford soul food restaurant claims they're being treated unfairly by city, still calls son 'Big Dummy'
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Tim Tebow is finally on his way to the Hall of Fame
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(National Day Calendar)
 
 
 
It's National Cut Your Energy Costs Day. Put on a sweater, turn down the thermostat, and fark better, not harder
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
What is AI tech good for besides letting nerds have sexy time? It's now letting grieving families 'talk' to their dead from beyond the grave
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Protip: Pre-gaming before going to your AA meeting is somewhat counterproductive
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Private school suddenly closes over "family dispute" leaving working parents frustrated, angry, without adequate childcare. If only local governments provided educational services for kids at little to no cost
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(PopCulture)
 
 
 
Nuclear Assault disarmed
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
...and, in Future News, A Plainview, Connecticut family was found mauled in their living room
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Mon January 09, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
White Sox, Subby's baseball fantasy teams both agree- FARK CANCER
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Disney CEO Bob Iger: "Covid is over. Return to work immediately or we'll send the Mouse to wipe out you and your family. Thank you for working at the Happiest Place on Earth"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mother reminds child to do chores using chat feature on Roblox. Meanwhile, Subby's mom reminds them to do chores via her OnlyFans page
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"I ended up doing an origami heart out of the $20 and dusting it with glitter. Then I took a pair of Barbie shoes and stamped a glitter walking path on her nightstand"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Do you know who this man is? Because he doesn't have a clue
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(NPR)
 
 
 
For years, Boomers have been telling anybody who will listen that the best way to build wealth is to buy your own home. So what happens when nobody but them can afford one?
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Sun January 08, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
Wingnuts outraged that Biden showed some compassion for people fleeing the cartels that Don Jr. funds
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"I hate my initials"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nicolas Cage has declared he's not in the Star Wars family, but in the Star Trek family. Subby raises a bemused eyebrow, looks forward to his guest star spot on Lower Decks
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Sat January 07, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"People shouldn't be drinking, especially when you're a redneck, on the House floor." And especially when you're a member of the Family Values party
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(pethelpful.com)
 
 
 
A freezing stray cat struts in from the cold to find a forever home. Still has to get their dinner from a garbage can, though
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Family things will keep Paul's Memory Bank in Otto Mode for one more week
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I hate it when I mean to talk about masturbation but instead reveal I have crabs
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Fri January 06, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oscar nominated actress and Jurassic Park star Laura Dern was approached by a fan at a tour of the sites where the JP movies were filmed-only to be recognized as "that girl from the Taylor Swift video"
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Headline: "Man throws beer on five-month-old baby during drunken outburst." First, you are not to waste beer, and secondly, do not EVER assault a child, even if that child was having a drunken outburst
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(AP News)
 
 
 
One of the lesser known benefits of being Mormon is that your typical domestic murder-suicide counts as a mass shooting
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(AP News)
 
 
 
One of the lesser known benefits of being Mormon is that your typical domestic murder-suicide counts as a mass shooting
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Experienced Dutch wingsuit pilot dies doing what he loved, which was bouncing off a cliff face, apparently. Extreme sports death trifecta in play
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My lover wants to have a baby with me, but his wife is currently pregnant. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
My sweet and beloved 17 year old son's first girlfriend was nervous about meeting me. This means my son is beating her, right?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm cutting my daughter off the moment she graduates high school. That's not mean, is it?"
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Thu January 05, 2023
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Family fashions a Hutt out of wet snow and bantha poodoo
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(Metro)
 
 
 
BMW unveils the world's first color-changing car, good for those of you that like to blow past cops in your hot red sports car and get away in blue
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hamlin is awake and holding hands with family. Soon to discover his Bills are taken care of
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(The Direct)
 
 
 
Looks like someone knocked up The Joker
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(NBC News)
 
Hero
 
In what might be the greatest possible troll of election deniers, Pennsylvania's new Governor appoints Al Schmidt Secretary of State
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Apparently the whole Royal Family thinks dressing up as a Nazi is a good time. Edward VIII regrets being born too early
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Bloody 'ell, he gave me a right knuckle sandwich right in me royal boat race guv'nor
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Eight family members, five of them children, found dead from gunshots at house in Enoch, UT, as War of Domestic Violence continues unabated
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Wed January 04, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
VW unveils new electric car that works great when testing, but the emissions go way up in real-world driving
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(BBC)
 
 
 
My wife shouted, 'quick, grab your phone, we've got a two-legged fox on the lawn'
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson and Hanson
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson, Hanson and Hanson
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(Evie)
 
 
 
Mother upset after baby's new toy cellphone tells disturbing and inappropriate jokes about Catholics and Amish street gangs
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(traubfuneralhome.com)
 
 
 
It is with a very heavy heart that I must inform you that Sue McAnulty (puggysmom on Fark) passed away earlier this week following a courageous 12 year battle with cancer. She will be dearly missed by all of us, but will live in our hearts and souls forever
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(traubfuneralhome.com)
 
 
 
It is with a very heavy heart that I must inform you that Sue McAnulty (puggysmom on Fark) passed away earlier this week following a courageous 12 year battle with cancer. She will be dearly missed by all of us, but will live in our hearts and souls forever
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(WLFI Lafayette)
 
 
 
A community came together when a family's dog escaped from her yard during very cold weather. Family, friends & total strangers searched for Misty for 5 days, ending with her being found safe miles from home just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Dave & Busted
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
"It's beautiful he got to go out doing what he loved," says family member of snowmobiler who apparently loved riding in avalanche-prone terrain without a locator beacon
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
"It's beautiful he got to go out doing what he loved," says family member of snowmobiler who apparently loved riding in avalanche-prone terrain without a locator beacon
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Why are Republicans having trouble choosing a Speaker of the House when the perfect candidate was just sworn in this week?
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Family drive from Arizona to Boston for NHL Winter Classic after their flights are cancelled. NHL folks notice, make it worth the trip
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Tue January 03, 2023
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Once, twice, three times a loser
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This dude can fit under that truck-eating bridge, but with only approximately 2 feet to spare
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
TANF is for families that have at least one child younger than 18. In Mississippi, household income must be at or below 185% of the federal poverty level, or $680 for a family of three. Unless you're one of The Welfare Kings of Ole Miss-appropriation
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
In a bit of good news, 2020 fundraiser created by Damar Hamlin has received millions of dollars in online donations since his injury
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Jeremy Renner has 2nd surgery, is still critical, suffered blunt force trauma to his chest
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Six feet under the Earth, Wind and Fire
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
D'oh! Chris Ledesma, music editor for The Simpsons, has died
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
I'm guessing this one made a sound
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Mon January 02, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
Are all relatives greedy vultures when it comes to who's in the will?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Are all relatives greedy vultures when it comes to who's in the will?
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
2023 politics given excellent meme
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This article about no other kids showing up at a child's birthday party has a good ending but the second stock photo doesn't seem to fit the narrative
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This article about no other kids showing up at a child's birthday party has a good ending but the second stock photo doesn't seem to fit the narrative
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Prince Harry tells Anderson Cooper why he's not stepping out of the limelight. He says every thing but the obvious. Money ...... Selling his stupid stories and Netflix specials beats the Management Training at Bloomingdales
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(Daily Snark)
 
 
 
So that's how it is in their family
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Nevada winter storm puts another person in the hurt locker
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(High Country News)
 
 
 
Corleone family in Nome nervously call a family meeting
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Sun January 01, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Anita Pointer doing the Neutron Dance in heaven
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sucks to be that guy around jet engines
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Your guide to all the television marathons airing this holiday weekend, from Columbo to Twilight Zone
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Sat December 31, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
In a whole world only one hope remains for Muricans: Vikings
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
In a whole world only one hope remains for Muricans: Vikings
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(7 News Australia)
 
 
 
Too bad Gallagher didn't have one of these
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
Hero
 
🎵 But I would drive 500 miles / and I would drive 600 more / Just to be the Dad who drove a thousand miles to Denver in the storm 🎵
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Fri December 30, 2022
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
I bet those family reunions are fun
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(YardBarker)
 
Hero
 
Tampa Bay QB Blaine Gabbert's 2022 stat line: 0 games, 0 starts, 0 passes, 0 TDs, 0 INTs, 0 rush TDs, 1 successful water rescue of three people who crashed in a helicopter
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Four Strong Winds have stopped blowing. Ian Tyson, country music legend and Member of the Order of Canada, passes at 89
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Thu December 29, 2022
(The Beaverton)
 
 
 
We heard you like top-ten lists, so here's a top-ten list of top-ten lists
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nick Cannon's Dirty Dozen remake clears major obstacle
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nick Cannon's Dirty Dozen remake clears major obstacle
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
George "Pathological Liar" Santos used the alias "Anthony Zabrovsky" on a charity GoFundMe page
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
George "Pathological Liar" Santos used the alias "Anthony Zabrovsky" on a charity GoFundMe page
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(Today)
 
 
 
If you're Southwest Airlines, is the best way to notify paying customers their flight has been cancelled A) Call the cops and threaten to arrest them for trespassing or ....nevermind - it's Southwest, no surprise here
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz confirms he can only orgasm by way of public humiliation
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Thanks for coming to the Christmas party, employees. FYI we're closing the restaurant in three days, so you're all out of a job. PS subby notes another Coco's diner in LA just abruptly closed; chain going under?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Tik-Tok'er who accused a University of Idaho professor of the murder of four students there based on her tarot card readings is convinced she can get the Jury on her side in the defamation suit. After all she's an INFLUENCER right?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Superhero orgasms in your Entertainment tab? COME HERE
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My mom hated me so much that I didn't get an inheritance when she died. What the hell?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
EXCLUSIVE: Man who became a dog for £12,480 worries his friends will think he's 'weird'
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(The Thaiger)
 
 
 
There once was an anarchic rider from Phuket
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Wed December 28, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Outstanding? Low bar on making a question outstanding. An outstanding question is something like are you sure that today is not unopposite day. Or who put Bella in the witch elm
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Modest Mouse drummer and co-founder Jeremiah Green diagnosed with Stage 4 cancer
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(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
What's to know, they're all nuts, isn't everyone's family nuts?
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(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
 
 
Polaris was abandoned at SFO by an international traveler, but thanks to the combined efforts of the SF SPCA and an airline, he now has a forever home with a pilot and his family. Please welcome them all to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Amazon Japan's lowest-rated high-speed clothes drying bag bought for $11, reviewed, found acceptable for drying anything except jeans. Three stars minimum
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Arizona family rescued after driving over unfamiliar surface near Seattle, should have checked what.com weather
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Book your next Disney vacation from the Ric Romero Travel Agency
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Car repair hourly rates: $50 if you watch / $100 if you give advice / $150 if you try to help / $500 if you argue over the bill and shoot me to death
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
No longer a Full (or harmonious) House
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Tue December 27, 2022
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef José Andrés starring in new D+ food/travel show with his daughters in Spain, says he took inspiration from close friend Anthony Bourdain in translating his experiences to TV
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight, Wes Lee battles Tony D for the N.A. title in NXT. Meanwhile, Fallon tries to save her family bar in a match vs Kiana. Enofe, Malik & Odyssey face Schism and Wendy Choo has a rematch with Cora. Dexter? It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Family stranded in whiteout promises never to make typos again
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Subby has read this article a few times and still doesn't know what the trend is. Something involving pretending celebrities died, Twitter, TikTok and Lois Griffin. It's a smorgasbord of stupidity
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(MSN)
 
 
 
NYC Catholic priest and brother of mob boss died in October, leaves $7 million estate to his son. Wait, what?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fans of Stephen Greif in grief
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Mon December 26, 2022
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Pence spokesman denies that Pence is running for President in 2024. Typical Pence chaotic move disrupts norms, causes confusion
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
LI Rep.-elect George Santos is embarrassed, admits that he lied on the campaign trail about his education and work experience. More likely embarrassed at getting caught
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's a battle of 6-6 teams for the Quick Lane Bowl in Detroit. Will it be the Aggies of New Mexico State winning? Or will it be the mighty Bowling Green Falcons? Find out when the contest begins at 2:30 PM ET on ESPN
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
While you are cozy in your McMansions and supermarkets, people at the Pine Ridge reservation in Sorth Dakota are socked in with more than 30" of snow and forced to burn clothing for heat
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Sun December 25, 2022
(KNAU Arizona Public Radio)
 
 
 
NPR reporting the hell out of the news, discovers listener has a sourdough pancake recipe for special occasions only
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What can you make with 1.5 tons of tomatoes and sand?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: The best gift you've ever received
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
It wouldn't be Christmas without Kermit. Enjoy the Muppet Family Christmas as it originally aired on television, December 16th, 1987, complete with original ads and cameo by Jim Henson
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Merry Christmas to all. What are you doing today? What presents did you get? Any weird traditions you or your family have? Enjoy the day, Subby will see how many times he can watch A Christmas Story
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
ER nurse entertains patients with over 150 drawings painted onto his Mohawk by his kids. "My patients love the hair; their loved ones loved it and I think that's just one of those things that connects us"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Best last-minute holiday gifts for family, friends await at your local convenience store, like beef jerky, MD 20/20
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Sat December 24, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the best 'worst present' you ever received? Something you hated at first, but eventually came to cherish dearly
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Due to some family medical stuff, I will be the only human at home today and tomorrow. I will be watching three cats that can't get along. This is not how I expected my Christmas to go. Anyone else 'alone' for Christmas?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Christmas Eve Saturday Night special on NFL Network, with the Raiders taking on the Steelers. Franco Harris will have a tribute, and can the Steelers brrring it and win in his honor? Or will the Raiders ruin the party? Kickoff is at 8:15 PM ET
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People just realising Joe Pesci was the cop at the start of Home Alone casing the family house. Same people also starting to suspect that Clark Kent might have a connection to Superman
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
It wouldn't be Christmas without someone calling the cops on Cousin Eddie
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"Everything Everywhere All at Once" is part of a timely, new genre of film: the millennial parental apology fantasy
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
"I love seeing updates on her. She looks like she's settled in and getting as many cuddles as she wants. When I saw that she was getting adopted, I cried a little bit. I'm so happy for her and her new family." Merry Christmas and welcome to Caturday
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Fri December 23, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Mayor is dead. Long live the Mayor
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Father takes "Son I am disappoint" memes too far
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Father takes "Son I am disappoint" memes too far
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(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
What I need for Christmas is the Overlook Hotel in gingerbread, twins and all
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(KSBW Monterey)
 
 
 
If you're a cop you can "accidentally" shoot and kill someone while off duty and face no charges because accidentally killing someone doesn't meet the standard for gross negligence
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Christmas time is a season of giving, unless you're a scrooge who charges their own family for Christmas dinner
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Christmas time is a season of giving, unless you're a scrooge who charges their own family for Christmas dinner
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Biden warns Americans: 'Leave now'
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
It's like the Addams family threw up in technicolor
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Ten-foot nutcracker stolen. Police on the lookout for people targeting four-foot nuts
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
'One-in-a-million': Moose filmed 'popping' own antlers off in Alaska
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Today's accusation of what you're doing wrong: cheers-ing, because (*consults notes*) you're not doing it like the Royal Family (*stopped reading there*)
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Miss Manners agrees with husband who was embarrassed by wife ordering "messy" ribs at dinner
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Benny Hinn (who still refuses to report how much money his church makes): You can either give your heart to the church or your family. Not both
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Thu December 22, 2022
(Johnson County Daily Journal)
 
 
 
My favorite teacher/professor died recently, amazing dude, anyone else have a great former teacher story to tell?
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Ice-Cube's nepo baby tantrums after being called nepo baby
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Congressman-elect George Santos' holocaust of lies about his background gets worse
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Congressman-elect George Santos' holocaust of lies about his background gets worse
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Wed December 21, 2022
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Koko better B. Ware that he's in the hospital for an unspecified medical issue
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Josh "Speed Demon" Hawley appeals to his incel base by telling them to stop being incels. Yeah, that's the ticket
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Boston Church says come to Christmas Service and you don't have to pretend to be straight. Unitarian Universalist, that explains it
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 4-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave has been preempted for The 4th Annual A pastFOWARD Family Christmas: The 12" version. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #417. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
Weeners
 
Thumpety thump thump thumpety thump thump look at Frosty go, rule 34 edition
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Kind dad offers to fix the pipes for free, now his phone wouldn't stop ringing. Some probably asking if he also fixes the cable
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
I heard a Rumer that Bruce Willis and Demi Moore are going to be grandparents
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
I heard a Rumer that Bruce Willis and Demi Moore are going to be grandparents
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Tue December 20, 2022
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Germans put pickles in their trees and Czechs put carps in the tub. What is your family's oddest holiday tradition?
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Cops attempting to determine if dead woman, whose body was found encased in concrete, was murdered or died of natural causes
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
I'm starting to think Australians have Stockholm syndrome
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(Food and Wine)