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Fri July 23, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
In which we try to justify M. Night Shyamalan. You can see where this is going
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
In which we try to justify M. Night Shyamalan. You can see where this is going
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Texas pastor (because of course he is) accused of drugging a minor and raping her
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Texas pastor (because of course he is) accused of drugging a minor and raping her
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(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
Subby either has to send his 3rd grader to in-person school, or homeschool. Can you help calm his anxiety? The latest information he can find is seven months old
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(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
Subby either has to send his 3rd grader to in-person school, or homeschool. Can you help calm his anxiety? The latest information he can find is seven months old
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Good
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
After fifteen years, James Brown's family can get back in the hot tub
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Unvaccinated assholes from Georgia kill a 5 year old boy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Unvaccinated assholes from Georgia kill a 5 year old boy
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(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Russia disconnected from global internet in tests. Your family's Facebook posts just turned a lot more sane
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Insurrectionist pleads guilty. The one who filmed Ashli Babbit shove her way to the front to crawl through the window and get shot
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yermín Mercedes on Wednesday: I'm quitting baseball. Yermín Mercedes on Thursday: I'm back
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(WISTV)
 
 
 
You have to be pretty slow to be bitten by a sloth
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Thu July 22, 2021
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Marathon runner says he's literally empty inside, probably due to his not having a stomach, colon and gallbladder
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't do that. Don't give me hope
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dippin Dots are exploding with flavor. Wait... We are getting updated information: Dipping Dots are exploding
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds, as I will shed my vaccine on you
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I think my father stole my inheritance but I'm not entirely certain. How can I find out?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Would it be gauche to not invite unvaccinated family members to my baby shower?"
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Former FSU football coach Bobby Bowden announced his terminal medical condition diagnosis today. "I am prepared for what is to come. My wife Ann and our family have been life's greatest blessing. I am at peace"
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Wed July 21, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Director of Freaky & Happy Death Day signed to adapt the story about a ghost named Ernest. David Harbour, Anthony Mackie, & Tig Notaro will star. Unclear whether Vern will make an appearance
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(Westfair)
 
 
 
For sale: ancient nudist colony. Ancient nudists not included
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australia's oldest man dies at 111, having advised eating chicken brains to fend off aging
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1861, the concept of 'warfare as family entertainment' was first tried at the First Battle of Bull Run, later to be picked up by CNN and various other cable channels
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Australian horse showjumper booted from Olympics after testing positive for blow; hopes he aced the interview for Bob Baffert's stables
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Canada's BC declares state of emergency as wildfires surge. Canada's Wizard of Id, Snuffy Smith, and The Family Circus still printing right along however
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Couple who was charged for crimes related to the El Dorado gender-reveal wildfire in 2020 is now being charged with manslaughter due to a firefighter dying while battling the blaze
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My daughter wants to do a DNA test...but she was conceived via IVF and it could get complicated. What do?"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Long-running game show, after using guest hosts to fill the chair of its recently-deceased and much-beloved emcee, names a permanent replacement. Hey - wait Just a Minute
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Tue July 20, 2021
(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
Andy Kaufman has died. Allegedly
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
It's Flash Family vs. Godspeed Army and dangerous new foe in "A Matter of the Heart, Part 2," Ep18 and the Season Finale of S7 at 8 ㏘ EDT. Then Clark talks to Morgan who apparently has a "Fail Safe" in ep. 13 of Superman & Lois at 9, both on The CW
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(AP News)
 
 
 
150 year-old family dairy farm says they're not sheepish in the least about their decision to goat all-in while mooooving out the cows
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(CNN)
 
 
 
They probably wouldn't have been able to do anything with it, but in case you need the blood to drain from your face today, the insurrectionists came within 100 feet of the backup nuclear football
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
"The officer learned Pounds had rented a room there under the name of the First Assembly of God Church"
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Peyton and Eli will be manning the booth in the alternate 'Monday Night Football' telecast on ESPN2
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Matt Damon's daughter refuses to watch his "good" movies in order to mock him, not realizing he really doesn't have any that qualify for that superlative
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Let the COVID wash over you and your country
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Mon July 19, 2021
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Remember when hiking in Arizona to take plenty of water because replacement liver, kidneys don't come cheap
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Don Cheadle on why he and his partner of 28 years finally decided to get married: "Our accountant proposed to both of us and he showed us the numbers, and we said yeah, we should probably do it"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Washington mother of Washington owner of Washington Football Team has died
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Targaryen family felled by Covid
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My children have been banned from the neighbor's pool because one of them jokingly pushed her princess daughter into the pool while her teenage daughter was too busy on her phone. She made a social media post. This whole thing is stupid, right?"
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Sun July 18, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
French film about a woman impregnated by a car wins the prestigious Palme D'Or at Cannes
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(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
Why aren't you getting your Doritos Cool Ranch lately? Because the Frito-Lay workers are on strike because of stagnant wages and 84-hour work weeks
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The flying cars are finally here
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
If your car stops at yard sales, it will take a while longer to drive through Elk, Clearfield counties in PA
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Giant egg found behind giant bean
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
The antivenom may have helped more than prayer
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Sat July 17, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
UK health minister tests positive for Covid-19
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Fri July 16, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Out of Bizness
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Two former cops arrested for their role in the insurrection, all because they blabbed to family. Welp, they're Tucked
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
They weren't using their identities any longer
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight, Smackdown welcomes the fans back as Carmella challenges Bianca for the SD Women's title. Edge, Rey & Dom take on Roman & The Usos. plus, K.O., Big E, Seth & Shinsuke battle it out in a fatal 4-way match. It all starts live at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
"Dominican spaghetti is the perfect beach dish," and there's nothing like a piping-hot bowl of split pea soup on a roller coaster
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Witness in tax fraud case: "Donald Trump personally guaranteed he would cover school costs for the family members of two employees in lieu of a raise"
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Richard Sherman's father-in-law pepper sprayed the NFL veteran. If he had also used mustard gas, Sherman would now be a seasoned veteran
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My stepsister has fertility troubles and she sees my future twins as 'her' babies; she got mad at a friend for hosting a baby shower, sends us unsolicited gifts and texts, and has become very stalkerish. Am I being too harsh keeping her away?"
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Thu July 15, 2021
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
When boys win championships, they get individual trophies, large team trophy. When girls win championships, they get goody bags. Parents begged to differ
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Arkansas citizens wish they had closed the barn door now that the horses are shiatting all over the place
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(Sky Sports)
 
 
 
Andy 'the viking' Fordham finishes with a 59 checkout
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Wisconsin man to police: Yes, I'd like to report my parents are missing. Next day: Oh wait, nevermind. I remember where they are now. I killed and dismembered them
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
🌎? 💩💩💩🍑🍑🍑🍆🍆🍆🍺🍺🍺
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Virginia is for (tomato) lovers
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Britney Spears takes ownership of the free Britney movement
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Nebraska announces that they'll be looking for a new AD within a year once the one they just hired throws a hissy fit and walks off
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Cobra kisser should not have used the French method (possible nsfw content on page)
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Cinderella guitarist Jeff LaBar is coming home for the last time at the age of 58
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Wed July 14, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
KCBlueGal's dog adoption pr continues to roll on. "Trying to get this dog adopted has been like trying to find a Tickle-Me-Elmo during Christmas '96"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Judge dismisses lawsuit against Royal Caribbean Cruises after finding that no, they actually DON'T need to warn passengers that dangling their babies out of 11th story windows could end in tragedy, since most people can figure that out on their own
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The cat came back
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind's plot to hire a hitman to murder his ex-girlfriend and her family and then pin it all on Black Lives Matter is, shockingly, not successful
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Protip: if you name your daughter after the woman with whom you are cheating, you have a seemingly valid excuse when you call your wife by the wrong name
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Protip: if you name your daughter after the woman with whom you are cheating, you have a seemingly valid excuse when you call your wife by the wrong name
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Munn family is dunn
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
New CT law mandates that adults going in the rear must use protection
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The family that seditions together gets imprisoned together
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"How do I know if it's really the right time for me to stop having children? Is there a sign I should watch out for?"
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Tue July 13, 2021
(Some Born Iowan)
 
 
 
Rick had a love for animals and Tannerite explosions. His family will remember purple
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(Some Born Iowan)
 
 
 
Rick had a love for animals and Tannerite explosions. His family will remember purple
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(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Hitler adds causing a fifth grade teacher to lose her job to his list of accomplishments
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Jesus saves...people from medical debt in New Mexico
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(MSN)
 
 
 
300,000 acres are on fire after the Miller family announces they are having triplets
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Mon July 12, 2021
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
79-year-old Italian barber sells his successful business of 56 years for $1 to employee he hired out of trade school so she can take it over
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Looks like he'll be managing cases for his judge in that big courtroom in the sky
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Looks like he'll be managing cases for his judge in that big courtroom in the sky
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(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers' father Ed rips Packers fans as stupid
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Despicable white power minion in for some gru-eling questions from lawyers for making a gru-some hand signal
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
National Geographic is doing a special on a girl who lost a leg to a shark. She says she doesn't hold any grudges against sharks, and since it was her left leg, she's all right now
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Firefighters fail to fight fire
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Far-right protestors of Rep. Katie Porter (D-Orange County CA) start fist fight at her family-friendly town hall
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Family Game Night replaces the gastrointestinal nightmare that was Ultimate Slip-N-Slide on NBC for post-Olympic programming
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Family secrets are at the heart of the Trump Organization indictments
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm a lesbian and I'm marrying the woman of my dreams next year. My fiancé has left the conservative church she was raised in, but her parents remain members and refuse to acknowledge our engagement or wedding. Am I right to be hurt and offended?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I are expecting our first child; I've said I don't want to breastfeed. Pregnancy proved it; I don't like having control of my body. I want to drink wine. I don't want to be the only one feeding it late at night. Am I being selfish?"
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Dr. Ben Carson, who may have performed a self-lobotomy at some point, claims slavery was healthier for Black families than modern government assistance
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Dr. Ben Carson, who may have performed a self-lobotomy at some point, claims slavery was healthier for Black families than modern government assistance
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Consequences of DDT exposure could last generations
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Sun July 11, 2021
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
Video
 
A swing and a strike and a hit all at once. It's golf, and it's electrifying
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The Larry Storch farewell tour wraps up today in New Jersey, just as Corporal Agarn would want
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Toss a coin to your Netflix
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Sat July 10, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
After having to take Nora, my 19 year old cat, to the rainbow bridge this week, I needed a happy story
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Surfside Kitty is down to eight lives
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Fri July 09, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Wyoming rancher pinned for 2 days by ATV survives on beer. Okay, and water
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Teacher agrees to Tucker Carlson's plan to put surveillance cameras in classrooms to watch for CRT. "I struggle to take advice on teaching from a guy whose family makes a steak that tastes like shoe leather left out in a goat pasture for a few weeks"
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Man tries to launch fireworks from groin. Not an unusual euphemism. So is there a subset of Darwin Awards if you just remove your ability to reproduce?
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1777, Brigadier General George Clinton was elected as the first governor of New York, a role he held sporadically until 1804 when he finally journeyed to the stars in the P-Funk Mothership as Dr. Funkenstein
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jose Altuve, Carlos Correa to skip the All-Star Game. Gee, I can't imagine why they might do such a thing
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(This Is Colossal)
 
 
 
If you like art with skulls and skeletons, you will love these whimsical paintings
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(Design You Trust)
 
 
 
Women in sport action photo finalists for 2021: Definitely not the weaker sex
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Is this a new SpongeBob spinoff series?" "No, this is Patrick"
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Thu July 08, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Na, can't make it to the Open because of COVID restrictions
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indicted Trump organization CFO Allen Weisselberg is fired as a director of Trump's Aberdeenshire golf course, because, if there is one thing the Trump family won't tolerate, it's a dishones--yeah, no can't finish that with a straight face
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Lightning fans electrified. Well, that happens
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(Park Rapids Enterprise)
 
 
 
Imagine your mother tells you she's taking a sabbatical to travel the world for a few months and is never heard from again. Imagine 24 years pass and still no word from your mom
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(Park Rapids Enterprise)
 
 
 
Imagine your mother tells you she's taking a sabbatical to travel the world for a few months and is never heard from again. Imagine 24 years pass and still no word from your mom
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP gubernatorial candidate Glenn Youngkin (Gilead-Virginia): "I can't share the full extent of my antiabortion views, I need those independent votes"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The latest hip trend is putting babies on train tracks for the TikTok. Everyone is doing it, so don't be late or miss out
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's your inaugural Fark Fursday Thread. Rawr
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I married my high school sweetheart young; he was lazy, manipulative, awful. I divorced him and remarried. I found out he remarried, had kids; I never did; I am jealous and feel unfulfilled. It's too late for me to have kids. How can I be happy?"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
In this context, 'demisexual' could mean "I'm distracting the press from reporting on my dad being crooked as a barrel of snakes"
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Wed July 07, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
For sale: $2.4M Delaware mansion. 8,700 square feet, 5 bedrooms, excellent security courtesy of your elderly neighbors across the street for the foreseeable future
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(Comic Book Movie)
 
 
 
Marvel seeks people of color, diversity for MCU reboot. Heck, go all in: Make it a musical with Lin-Manuel Miranda, Phillipa Soo, Daveed Diggs & Chris Jackson as The Fantastic Four-fathers. Jonathan Groff as a singing Dr. Doom alone would sell it out
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"GOOOOOOO (gasp) AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL...Ack, *thud*"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"GOOOOOOO (gasp) AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL...Ack, *thud*"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reckless police chase kills uncle of Darnella Frazier, the teenager who won a special citation during the 2021 Pulitzer Prize ceremony for bravely recording George Floyd's murder
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Punxsutawney woman bought insurance for car after accident, allowing family member to drive angry
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
YouTube's algorithm keeps recommending "regrettable" videos like the Finger Family song
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Michael Flynn would like you to know that video of his family reciting the QAnon oath was merely a coincidence since their family motto is identical, and the one person who didn't take it was his wife, Morgan Fairchild
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My father has always been a smart aleck who loves practical jokes and discreetly needling people. My husband has been one of his favorite targets, and it finally came to a head and my husband snapped and he's threatening divorce. What can I do?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"A woman who bore a child for a married couple wants joint guardianship of the baby because she had an affair with the father"
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Tue July 06, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Face painted goblin with horn hat denied pre-trial release. Bonus: lawyer promised judge he'd keep him in a undisclosed "secure location"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Face painted goblin with horn hat denied pre-trial release. Bonus: lawyer promised judge he'd keep him in a undisclosed "secure location"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Screw you guys, I'm going to Howard. Oh, and Duke sucks"
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1942, Anne Frank's family took refuge in an around-the-world flight, destined to discover the secret of radium
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kourtney Kardashian sucks
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
A note was left on the truck saying "Out of gas, be right back"
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
A note was left on the truck saying "Out of gas, be right back"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My daughter is two years out of college; she is bad at answering my calls, her voicemail is full, and she doesn't reach out to me. How can I get her to be closer to me? She lives far away too, and I have always been a good mother"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The Da Vinci family tree uncoded
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Evolution of the Dad
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(Slate)
 
 
 
It's never good when grandma discusses her sex life
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Mon July 05, 2021
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Autopsy: Cause of death for Blue Jackets goalie who was shot in the chest with a mortar was, uh, the mortar to the chest thing
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Man jumps into lake to retrieve bobber, becomes sinker
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bizarro Li'l Sebastian has passed away
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Okta CEO had one simple question for his 3500 employees: Where are you going on vacation? Apparently, this guy is the opposite of Jeff Bezos
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Siss-Bang-Boom-Splat
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Would you be able to compile the best letters about weddings you've ever received?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My brother and sister-in-law have unsuccessfully tried IVF twice; both times it was paid for by their parents. They want me to pay for round 3 and say since I have money and helped out others I need to help them with this. Do I have to help?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Should I be concerned that I keep having deep conversations with one of my 19 year-old students? College professors do that all the time, right?"
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Sun July 04, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Georgia country club reports a hole in one
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Is becoming? It already is
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Actor who played Veruca Salt on Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory says Gene Wilder made sure someone was looking after her when he found out her family wasn't accompanying her on-set & that he was a "warm, kind person" with "piercing blue eyes"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't be evil, my ass. Billionaire tells his peons to embrace never being able to leave your job at work
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Sat July 03, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meet the Tokyo man who was evicted twice, 50 years apart, because of Olympic construction
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Remember that story about parishioners being idiots that hasn't even had an opportunity to hit the main page? Here's a story about 125+ parishioners getting COVID-19 from a church camp in Texas
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, small furry creatures from Alpha Centuri
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Is this actually considered news?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Picasso sold after being kept in house closet for 50 years. Human rights advocates livid; coroners confused
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Most people think backyard grilling is a safe, family-friendly activity. Difficulty: There are a lot of morons out there
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
I'M ERIC: "I won't be indicted because we've always lived amazingly clean lives"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Hero firefighter deserves better days
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Fri July 02, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Pop quiz hotshot: you have a three bone standing rib roast and a holiday weekend. What do you do?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The family that does meth laced with fentanyl together, overdoses and dies in the same night together
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Husband-to-be gets cold feet, body at altar as bride walks up the aisle (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Caitlyn Jenner wants to move homeless people into "big open fields". No this isn't Republican code for something else
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My cousin had a stillbirth eight years ago and named the baby after her late mom. I am having a girl, naming her after my husband's mom and late grandma. There is a vague overlap; she accused me of stealing the name and my family is torn. What do?"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Zombies, 144,000 survivors taken up to Heaven. Seems like pretty straight forward Christian Eschatlogy by the way of the Book of Revelation and the Left Behind series
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Thu July 01, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Well Trump, I do not know who shot Ashli Babbitt, but I do know who caused her death
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
I would say hygiene, level of nerdiness, and how attractive you are may also have something to do with it
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Biz Markie's condition upgraded to 'alive'
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Repeat after me: Singers, musicians, actors, and similar types should NEVER EVER EVER EVER even think about flying in a light aircraft, even if they're just an aspiring actor/singer/musician
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You cannot "I fully support survivors of sexual assault coming forward. My post was in no way intended to be insensitive to their truth." after you sent out an ecstatic Tweet cheering Bill Cosby's release on a legal technicality. Bye, Phylicia
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Headline: How Taco Bell 'stole' the taco. Reality: like love and dogs, the taco's inherent purity can never be completely mass-marketed
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Cecily Strong doesn't give a solid answer about her SNL plans
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Wed June 30, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Relax it's just Yogi and Boo-Boo looking for your pic-a-nic basket
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld permanently eludes The Hague
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld permanently eludes The Hague
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Why hasn't Weisselberg flipped yet? His daughter-in-law has a speculation
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Couple buy home, find out it's a real dump
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(National Today)
 
 
 
It's National Social Media Day. Welcome to Fark, your anti-hero
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
One of the sweetest stories you'll ever read about this adorable pup being reunited with his family after two years. Please celebrate with Kovu and his family on this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (w/photos)
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Dear Annie: My mom is trying to stop me from going to college. Wat do?
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Dear Annie: My mom is trying to stop me from going to college. Wat do?
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Tue June 29, 2021
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
A kayaker, a plastic tote, a human leg. Don't threaten me with a good time Cleveland
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This year's offering in disturbing CGI in a family film: Clifford the Big Red Dog. Goes from puppy cute to devouring another pet snake-style a la the 1993 horror film Man's Best Friend in one scene
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We can make more
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Getting mud on the carpet is one thing, but if you find a hidden well in your front room, dig into it and find a medieval sword, and still want to keep digging, well, never mind. Just be prepared for more mud on your carpet
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Kids with Down's syndrome don't have a problem with bilingualism, which puts them considerably ahead of many adults
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Clingy girlfriends save lives
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Roger Stone urges Trump to ditch his "weak-kneed" lawyers and hire one tough attorney to fight the potential charges against him. Difficulty: good attorneys like to get paid
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm five months pregnant with twins. My husband and I are in disagreement over whether or not the kids should share a room or have independence. What is the right move?"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Who are these people? These aren't our people, these idiots with these outfits. They look like Democrats"
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Straight TicTok couple with 'déjà vu' claim they were hot lesbians who were burnt at the stake for witchcraft in Ireland in the year 1500. Kinda want
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Keto-crazy mum sends child to school with keto school lunch, shares TikTok of her creation, breaks the internet. "Our entire family eats this way, my five-year-old, our puppies and my husband"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
7-year-old brothers can be pretty bratty especially if they lock their teenage sister in a former bank vault
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Mon June 28, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Before closing shoe store down after 85 years, family discovers hidden door, with "treasures" behind it
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Flipped car, Check. Hit a tree and playground, Check. 7 year old driver, Che....wait what?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Recipients of mistaken bank deposits are not allowed to keep the money." But when the mistake is $50 billion you could at least give them a few hundred grand for being honest
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Newest Gerber baby announced after nationwide contest, as company officials hope that they've finally found one that will last
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Newest Gerber baby announced after nationwide contest, as company officials hope that they've finally found one that will last
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Family Guy goes grimdark: Pawtucket Police Officer placed on leave after shooting an 18-year old in a pizzeria parking lot, after tailing the teen to the restaurant, cutting him off with his personal vehicle and drawing his weapon... while OFF DUTY
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Peeping Tom is now Bleeding Tom
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Britney Spears's brother-in-law claims her family is "doing the best for her"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My 11 year-old cousin has atrocious table manners; she can't hold a fork and knife right, she plays with her food, talks with her mouth full, and takes big bites. I know she's raised by her dad, but how can I help her develop good table manners?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I've been toying with the idea of hiring a baby sleep consultant to help my child develop good sleep patterns and habits, but I can't help feel this may not be a big scam. Is it?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I've been toying with the idea of hiring a baby sleep consultant to help my child develop good sleep patterns and habits, but I can't help feel this may not be a big scam. Is it?"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
It looks like prosecutors are divvying up the job of taking down the Trump Crime Family, Manhattan is going after the Trump Org for tax fraud, DC is going after his spawn and their posses for non-profit fraud connected to Trump's inaugural committee
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife commissioned a special portrait of me and it's oddly hideous and I'm a bit put off by it. How can I tell her how I feel about it?"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The family of one of the victims is asking Governor Condo Collapse why nobody has emerged from the rubble, dead or alive, for over 60 hours now
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Skid Row's singer has died. Not that one
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Sun June 27, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
"This is at least the tenth time a car has come through this intersection like this," claims home owner after the latest car crashed through her carport
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
"This is at least the tenth time a car has come through this intersection like this," claims home owner after the latest car crashed through her carport
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Dragon Man, found in Harbin, China, latest entry into family of early humans. "We found our long-lost sister lineage"
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Don't kid yourself Jimmy, if a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you cared about
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Manson Family member offers to help lead the Tate-LaBianca investigation
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Phone calls from within the rubble of Champlain Towers South
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Phone calls from within the rubble of Champlain Towers South
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Sat June 26, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Because of the Covid pandemic, our children are probably damaged goods forever. We'll need to get over it
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Because of the Covid pandemic, our children are probably damaged goods forever. We'll need to get over it
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Fri June 25, 2021
(Your Central Valley)
 
 
 
On the list of things one wouldn't expect to explode a water tank with water in it would be one of them ( w/ video )
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(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
The Green Lady and the painter
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Should babysitting younger siblings be an expectation?
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Thu June 24, 2021
(Burred in Ham)
 
 
 
So after a big family gathering I've got large quantities of leftover ham. So Farkers, other than sandwiches, what are your best uses for leftover ham?
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(Deadline Detroit)
 
 
 
Jailed journalist Fenster said to be "in good form." No word on colleagues McManus, Keaton, Hockney, or Kint
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Blink-182's Mark Hoppus says he's battling cancer. Dammit
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Wed June 23, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
It doesn't hover. It does, however, explode
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Veteran jazz saxophonist and bandleader Nobuo Hara, who cooked in the era before sax players were expected to hit the gym and dress like Miami Vice extras, is dead at 94
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Disney refused Michael Jackson's offer to do a kiddy ditty on The Hunchback of Notre Dame soundtrack
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Woman who can't even scratch off a lottery ticket properly is a whole lot richer thanks to the sharp-eyed and very honest son of her local mom-and-pop store
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner bans children as they're too "feral and noisy"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner bans children as they're too "feral and noisy"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Netflix manifests no interest in canceled NBC drama
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This can be arranged. Who's up first?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife and I have been married for 22 years with open marriage the past 10 years. Our 19 year-old daughter found me with my lover; she told my wife, who was with her lover at the time, I'm having an affair. My wife won't admit the truth. What do?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
So, what do you do if you find your best friend's spouse on Grindr?
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Tue June 22, 2021
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Orange County considering banning retail sales of cats, dogs, potentially leaving business owners with no option but wholesale bulk purchases for their cat-based needs
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(Unilad)
 
 
 
Woman who claimed she gave birth to 10 babies in the same pregnancy admitted to psychiatric ward. Octomom unavailable for comment
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There is a genetic reason why some people can thrive on five hours sleep a night
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There is a genetic reason why some people can thrive on five hours sleep a night
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
Boobies
 
Let's hear it for the bulletproof vest: Stopping rounds on the outside, detecting breast cancer on the inside
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Billie Eilish apologizes for still being a teenager
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(Health & Human Services)
 
 
 
So if a family member has a pre-existing condition they think that would be a reason to not fully cover a procedure for a patient. I can't fathom that holding up in court. Do you think I should go ahead and let them sue me?
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Oh, the huge Manatee County Covid outbreak
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My 8 year-old got invited to spend time with his cousin at the beach. His parents drink and smoke in front of their kids; they don't use booster seats, they stay up late. I want my son to go, but not if they will do that stuff. Can I let my son go?"
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Norman Rockwell museum to close. So... last Post?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Diver finds a 95-year-old message in a bottle....message in a bottle. yeah
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Diver finds a 95-year-old message in a bottle....message in a bottle. yeah
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Mon June 21, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Well this guy was certainly cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
'Nude man breaks into Bel Air home, kills family's pet birds'. Looks like Carlton's residuals check didn't clear
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Li'l Marco tweets, "Every major social problem in America can be linked to fatherlessness." Some people have a problem with that
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(Some Broke Guy)
 
 
 
41% of Americans are intimidated by their own finances. Subby not sure what is so intimidating about something so small
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
"By April he was enrolled in an animation course through a program called Exceptional Minds, which describes itself as "a professional training academy and working digital arts and animation studio serving individuals on the autism spectrum." Dusty
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(SILive)
 
 
 
Out of hundreds of local candidates running in tomorrow's NYC primaries, the only one who has accepted an endorsement from Donald Trump was convicted of DWI, admitted to having a secret second family, and has only spent $113 on his campaign
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
While the line of succession might not be entirely clear, Subby really hopes it could end up in a reverse King Ralph situation. Come on, who doesn't want tea parties with crumpets on the White House lawn?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
While the line of succession might not be entirely clear, Subby really hopes it could end up in a reverse King Ralph situation. Come on, who doesn't want tea parties with crumpets on the White House lawn?
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Gatherings at which someone spits on other people's food may have an increased risk of Covid spread
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(The Takeout)
 
Weeners
 
Remember that time dad began his boycott of the Chinese restaurant because they shorted him one fortune cookie? Bob Farrell screams give 'em the pickle
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(SILive)
 
 
 
There is road rage and then there is Staten Island road rage
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Two men and a baby
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"A family member shared with me a secret about their longstanding affair and decision to get divorced; it was unsolicited, and after I said I did not want to be their confessor, they've talked shiat about me to family and made me look bad. What do?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"A family member shared with me a secret about their longstanding affair and decision to get divorced; it was unsolicited, and after I said I did not want to be their confessor, they've talked shiat about me to family and made me look bad. What do?"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man spends £130,000 to look like a real-life filter. No word if he used a filter for the pictures in the article
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My two kids are too young for the Covid vaccine; we limit exposure to gatherings of vaccinated people. My in-laws are not vaccinated; my family is. We haven't seen my in-laws in person in over a year; they accuse me of playing favorites. What do?"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man, the streaming wars are starting to get pretty aggressive
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Nick Cannon's Sperm Got Talent
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia's former Deputy PM, who loves family values so much he started a second with an employee, wins back his old position; no news yet if it is doggy or missionary. Tag is for the 'bonk ban' the PM had to put in place because of him
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Kevin Hart says his daughter was short with him after the revelation of all his scandals
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Sun June 20, 2021
(Adult Swim)
 
 
 
Guess who's coming to dinner? Rick Sanchez's arch-nemesis, an underwater-dwelling parody of Marvel and DC's lamest heroes. Season five has arrived, OOOOOOH WEEEEE. Rick and Morty, 11 PM ET on Cartoon Network/Adult Swim
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Usain Bolt celebrates Father's Day by introducing his newborn twins. Good luck to him. Not even the fastest man in the world can keep up with twin toddlers
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Usain Bolt celebrates Father's Day by introducing his newborn twins. Good luck to him. Not even the fastest man in the world can keep up with twin toddlers
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Your FedEx package is going to be even later than usual
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Some drink to remember. Some drink to forget. 14th Star Brewing releases beer to help with Alzheimer's research
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jeep plows into family on NYC sidewalk in suspected targeted attack. Running over people with a vehicle trifecta now complete
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
"We need to stop referring to work as 'family'." Um, when did we start?
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(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
United Nations sends a strongly worded letter to Myanmar. Strongly. Worded. Letter
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Sat June 19, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Nina Simone's family blames Kamala Harris for taking away their mother's estate...by which they mean she was the attorney general when they were caught robbing blind the charity Nina Simone's will set up
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Nina Simone's family blames Kamala Harris for taking away their mother's estate...by which they mean she was the attorney general when they were caught robbing blind the charity Nina Simone's will set up
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Georgia Republicans revoke more than 100,000 voter registrations to show cancel culture how it's really done
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Fri June 18, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
It's Friday, so you know what that means: First on Smackdown, Rey & Roman decided Sunday is too long to wait, so their "Hell in a Cell" match happens tonight. Then on AEW, Hager & Wardlow in an MMA fight. It all starts at 8 PM ET on Fox, 10 PM on TNT
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Want some cherries? Here....have a shot
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Denis Leary's The Moodys canceled at Fox
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(PopCulture)
 
 
 
Fail merge
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"I probably should have retired a week earlier", American translation: "I'm gettin too old for this sh*t"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Former American Airlines pilot convicted for triple murder. Will immediately be offered position with United Airlines upon being paroled
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Thu June 17, 2021
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
It would be a shame if I accidentally revealed what I know about your brother the governor. Now, about those legal fees
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Being killed by a water buffalo called Yolo in New South Wales, Australia would make the news. Being killed in South Wales, UK makes it to Fark
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Being killed by a water buffalo called Yolo in New South Wales, Australia would make the news. Being killed in South Wales, UK makes it to Fark
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Houston woman dead in 25th minute of going to the gym
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Naomi Osaka chooses mental health again
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Frank Bonner, the actor who made Herb Tarlek a household name, gives his accounts to the new guy
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
I told you so
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(Some Snacker)
 
 
 
"I learned it from watching YOU, Dad"
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Wed June 16, 2021
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
"You don't make friends with salad"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
One man's memorial to dead children is another man's pile of discarded trash
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Yeah, about that woman who allegedly gave birth to ten babies - even the husband is saying "show me the babies"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish woman really, really, really happy to be great, great, great grandmother
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
It was love at first sight when TJ the Saluki & Coral the greyhound were both placed in the same foster home where they formed a strong bond. Fingers & paws crossed that these sweethearts find their forever home together in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Rick James had such an intense rivalry with Prince that things nearly came to blows. Charlie Murphy nods knowingly from beyond the grave
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Tue June 15, 2021
(Warrington Guardian)
 
 
 
Not news: missing cat shows up like nothing happened. News: dead cat shows up like nothing happened. Fark: cremated cat shows up like nothing happened
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Chester is the new Cisco as Cecile confronts past, breaks psychic prison on S.7 Ep.13 "Masquerade" of The Flash at 8 ㏘ EDT. Lana reaches out to Lois & Clark (still 1990?) on Ep.10 "Oh Mother, Where Art Thou?" of Superman & Lois at 9, both on The CW
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Lisa Banes is gone girl
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Hereditary monarchy in beauty pageants is catching on in the USA
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(WLOX Biloxi)
 
 
 
Covid may have killed the owner but nothing will kill the TatoNut. Original TatoNut donut shop in Ocean Springs, Mississippi re-opens next week
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I am Indian, and my husband is white. His family lives a few hours away in a majority-white area of the state and are mostly liberal, but they view me as a representative for all Indian culture and are subtly offensive about it. What can I do?"
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Are you tucked in and ready for a story?
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Mon June 14, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Feeling proud of what you did, boy? Here are some terrorism offences to go along with the murder charges
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Affleck eats some ladies' face in public. Not sad
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Affleck eats some ladies' face in public. Not sad
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Reality Winner released from prison, likes her odds on Celebrity Big Brother
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
John Demers, a Trump appointee who remained at the Justice Department under Biden, has decided to spend more time with his family following revelations that prosecutors he supervised seized the records of reporters
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My 15 year-old daughter wants to go to an arts camp at a local college this summer; it's for two weeks and while I'm worried, after the past year I want her to go but I fear it isn't safe. We're disagreeing about this; should I make her stay or go?"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man with 38 wives and 89 kids drops dead for some reason
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man with 38 wives and 89 kids drops dead for some reason
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Denmark's National Museum has a family reunion 1000 years in the making as one member flies in from England
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Sun June 13, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
You'd think Zeus would be busy clashing with titans
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Looks like we got a good old fashioned southern fried who done it
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Looks like we got a good old fashioned southern fried who done it
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ned Beatty dies at the age of 83. He will be cremated and the ashes spread in Otisburg
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Americans are buying lipstick and condoms. Don't kink shame
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
The worst thing about security cameras in McDonald's is they're watching you eat AND steal from kids with cancer
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
A Trump family member is calling on people to get guns and be ready. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Texas man goes to Florida, finds out
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Sat June 12, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Have you ever participated in a TFD thread that was suddenly greenlit and it mortified you?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada Post: We're changing your postal code. Homeowners: Fine. Insurance Company: Here's a bill for $600. Homeowners: Not fine
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Not only are there no actual hitmen on the Internet, but, even if there WERE, they would NOT work on lay-a-way
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Fri June 11, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Is there a better time to tell your family about your gambling addiction than your wife's birthday, when you use your one phone call from jail to explain how you're $600,000 in debt?
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
When you have a motor home the last thing you need is a motel
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Wear a helmet
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bad: You have to throw out a few rotten eggs after your cooling unit malfunctions. Worse: You're a fertility clinic
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Thu June 10, 2021
(Winston-Salem Journal)
 
 
 
Subby is shocked, SHOCKED, that a NASCAR driver has a confederate flag in their car
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
While looking for leaks about the Russia investigation Trump's DOJ committed some light spying against House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff...and his aides. And family. Including children
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(MSN)
 
 
 
3-year-old NJ boy falls from second-story window, lands on two vicious dogs
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
CNN hands Jeffrey Toobin his job back, on the condition he keeps a firm grip on himself and doesn't jerk them around, and only if he shoots load after load of stories for them
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
90-year-old senior loses his wife of 66 years, so he does the only rational thing. Ties a bunch of helium balloons to his house and floats off to parts unknown. Okay, he actually does a less rational thing - builds a Wizard of Oz tribute garden
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(Monsters and Critics)
 
 
 
Actor Ernie Lively, father of actress Blake Lively, changes name to Ernie Deadly
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Old man wonders why people keep thinking he's an old man
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