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Fri February 03, 2023 |
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Kyrie escapes again down the road that he must travel
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Sheetz, which is like a WaWa (which is like a 7-11) drops Smile Policy after backlash
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Long Island man goes around to thrift shops and estate sales, finds old pictures and videos, then returns them to people connected with the individuals featured. You can't explain that kind of niceness
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Long Island man goes around to thrift shops and estate sales, finds old pictures and videos, then returns them to people connected with the individuals featured. You can't explain that kind of niceness
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Man arrested in connection with the theft of two simian sidekicks that were taken from the Dallas Zoo this week
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Arizona was the most popular state to move to in 2022, because who doesn't want to move to a state you have to share with rattlesnakes, scorpions, and Kari Lake?
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LA dog no longer world's oldest, has record yanked from his little paws by 30 year old. Guinness records apparently being handed out randomly, unlike promotional bar towels
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Twin boys, separated after birth, grew up fans on opposite sides of this Super Bowl. 25 bucks and bragging rights are on the line
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Funeral homes must remind nursing homes to be very sure that transferred residents meet admission requirements
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'It's not a gun problem' says family after being affected by a gun problem
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Fri January 27, 2023 |
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Man who faked his own death because he was curious as to who would show up at his funeral has to be curious no more, all his family and friends hate him now
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Willie Nelson will celebrate his 90th birthday with two huge concerts in Los Angeles. Shows will include performances by Nelson himself, Beck, Lyle Lovett, Neil Young, Sheryl Crow, Snoop Dogg, Tom Jones, Ziggy Marley and many others
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Subby's cousin is dying. She takes the high road out and leaves soon, but has penned a book on dying well, as we all should. Hug your loved ones. Plugging her book here. She's a wonderful mother, grandmother, friend. Stay connected to those you love
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Subby's cousin is dying. She takes the high road out and leaves soon, but has penned a book on dying well, as we all should. Hug your loved ones. Plugging her book here. She's a wonderful mother, grandmother, friend. Stay connected to those you love
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The Merriam-Webster word of the day for January 27 is wangle, as in He wasn't wearing any pants so certain parts were left to wangle
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Historic church destroyed by act of God
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Fallout 4 realism mod drastically shortens campaign
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'You're going to see acts that defy humanity,' police chief says, as officials urge calm when Tyre Nichols arrest videos are released publicly tonight
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Never again; never again
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Never again; never again
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Wed January 25, 2023 |
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Will Mark Briscoe and Jay Lethal rightfully steal the show? Can Buddy Matthews dethrone Darby Allin? Who's ready for family therapy with THE ACCLAIMED & the Ass Boys? AEW Dynamite starts @ 8pm ET on TBS, the SuperStation. Reach for the sky, boys
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Not content with suing the PGA Tour and subpoenaing most of its stars, Patrick Reed is now accosting them while they practice and throwing tees at them
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That burned-down Tennessee mansion from a few days ago has found a buyer. New owners probably boasting they got it at a fire sale price
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This darker, grittier Rockford IL reboot of Weekend at Bernie's sounds terrible
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This darker, grittier Rockford IL reboot of Weekend at Bernie's sounds terrible
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Paris Hilton: Sex tape celebrity, hotel heirs, prison inmate, mom
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Paris Hilton: Sex tape celebrity, hotel heirs, prison inmate, mom
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"My husband keeps spending the night at a platonic female friend's house. Should I be concerned?"
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Meet Joey, an adorable special needs pooch who will be featured in the upcoming Puppy Bowl XIX. Please welcome him, his mom, his furfamily and Vintage Pet Rescue to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (w/pics & video)
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Out of all the neutral and sensitive words available in the whole world, guess which password the police assigned to a family to enable them to visit their dying mixed-race child in hospital
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Fri January 20, 2023 |
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: Look, bud. I said, "Your money or your life". Muricans: "I'm thinking, I'm thinking"
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: Look, bud. I said, "Your money or your life". Muricans: "I'm thinking, I'm thinking"
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Living the dream: steal $800,000 from your bank, ghost your husband and family, move to the big city and start a new life. And she got away with it for 26 years
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Alabama farmer secretly paid 100 dollars each month to help cover the cost of prescription medications for town-folk. Subby was looking for some major snark here, but it just got really dusty
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Slow news day: Is potato
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After 240 years in business, UK department store will close due to the "difficult" Covid years
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Scotland's oldest person celebrates her 110th birthday by doing what no other Scot has ever done
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Pizza Hut to finally create a pizza size large enough to feed the typical American family
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A sailor adrift for weeks off of Colombia survived by eating condiments
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Fri January 13, 2023 |
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Roger, a Jack Russell terrier and poodle mix rescues his 94-year-old neighbor who had been stuck in his car for almost 24 hours in very cold weather. That's a good neighbor
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Carjacking culprit carjacks cops cruiser crashes carelessly into community chow center
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Philly woman jailed a week over mistaken arrest warrant from Texas due to computerized facial ID algorithms... oh, wait, turns out a cop in Texas just looked at a Facebook photo and said "Meh, it looks like her"
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Q: What TV or movie car would be the best daily driver? A: The Bluth company stair car
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Clemson seeks a coordinator whose less offensive
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Alabama Republican Party shocked, SHOCKED, I tell you, that RNC Chair candidate Harmeet Dhillon would claim they wondered how her Sikh faith "would impact [her] ability to champion our nation's Judeo-Christian values"
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How do you deal with being in love with someone you can't be with?
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Body found after at least seven years, tightly wrapped and partially buried in a locked area behind a wall. Police think her death was "Suspicious"
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FTFA: "Most people give up on the resolutions about 10 days in. Instead, O'Donnell appears to have accomplished hers." Her resolutions: shoot guns and watch football
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Tue January 10, 2023 |
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Owner of Sanford soul food restaurant claims they're being treated unfairly by city, still calls son 'Big Dummy'
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Tim Tebow is finally on his way to the Hall of Fame
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It's National Cut Your Energy Costs Day. Put on a sweater, turn down the thermostat, and fark better, not harder
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What is AI tech good for besides letting nerds have sexy time? It's now letting grieving families 'talk' to their dead from beyond the grave
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Protip: Pre-gaming before going to your AA meeting is somewhat counterproductive
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Private school suddenly closes over "family dispute" leaving working parents frustrated, angry, without adequate childcare. If only local governments provided educational services for kids at little to no cost
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Nuclear Assault disarmed
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...and, in Future News, A Plainview, Connecticut family was found mauled in their living room
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Fri January 06, 2023 |
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Oscar nominated actress and Jurassic Park star Laura Dern was approached by a fan at a tour of the sites where the JP movies were filmed-only to be recognized as "that girl from the Taylor Swift video"
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Headline: "Man throws beer on five-month-old baby during drunken outburst." First, you are not to waste beer, and secondly, do not EVER assault a child, even if that child was having a drunken outburst
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One of the lesser known benefits of being Mormon is that your typical domestic murder-suicide counts as a mass shooting
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One of the lesser known benefits of being Mormon is that your typical domestic murder-suicide counts as a mass shooting
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Experienced Dutch wingsuit pilot dies doing what he loved, which was bouncing off a cliff face, apparently. Extreme sports death trifecta in play
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"My lover wants to have a baby with me, but his wife is currently pregnant. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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My sweet and beloved 17 year old son's first girlfriend was nervous about meeting me. This means my son is beating her, right?
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"I'm cutting my daughter off the moment she graduates high school. That's not mean, is it?"
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Wed January 04, 2023 |
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VW unveils new electric car that works great when testing, but the emissions go way up in real-world driving
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My wife shouted, 'quick, grab your phone, we've got a two-legged fox on the lawn'
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Mother upset after baby's new toy cellphone tells disturbing and inappropriate jokes about Catholics and Amish street gangs
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It is with a very heavy heart that I must inform you that Sue McAnulty (puggysmom on Fark) passed away earlier this week following a courageous 12 year battle with cancer. She will be dearly missed by all of us, but will live in our hearts and souls forever
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It is with a very heavy heart that I must inform you that Sue McAnulty (puggysmom on Fark) passed away earlier this week following a courageous 12 year battle with cancer. She will be dearly missed by all of us, but will live in our hearts and souls forever
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A community came together when a family's dog escaped from her yard during very cold weather. Family, friends & total strangers searched for Misty for 5 days, ending with her being found safe miles from home just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Dave & Busted
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"It's beautiful he got to go out doing what he loved," says family member of snowmobiler who apparently loved riding in avalanche-prone terrain without a locator beacon
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"It's beautiful he got to go out doing what he loved," says family member of snowmobiler who apparently loved riding in avalanche-prone terrain without a locator beacon
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Why are Republicans having trouble choosing a Speaker of the House when the perfect candidate was just sworn in this week?
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Family drive from Arizona to Boston for NHL Winter Classic after their flights are cancelled. NHL folks notice, make it worth the trip
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Tue January 03, 2023 |
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Once, twice, three times a loser
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This dude can fit under that truck-eating bridge, but with only approximately 2 feet to spare
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TANF is for families that have at least one child younger than 18. In Mississippi, household income must be at or below 185% of the federal poverty level, or $680 for a family of three. Unless you're one of The Welfare Kings of Ole Miss-appropriation
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In a bit of good news, 2020 fundraiser created by Damar Hamlin has received millions of dollars in online donations since his injury
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Jeremy Renner has 2nd surgery, is still critical, suffered blunt force trauma to his chest
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Six feet under the Earth, Wind and Fire
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D'oh! Chris Ledesma, music editor for The Simpsons, has died
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I'm guessing this one made a sound
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