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Fri July 20, 2018
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Wait... what? A new My Little Pony episode? But it is the Hiatus. I suspect the Pink One has something to do with it. It's Yakity Sax on Discover Family at 11am PDT/2 pm EDT FRIDAY. Let's Zenithrash this show
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Thu July 19, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
The Secretary of Education's family is secretly funding several large campaigns to urge teachers to leave their unions
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Here's the story of a lovely family home, which just hit the market for $1.885 million
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Ima visit Kim Jong Un
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Wed July 18, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Problem: you have a date with two different women on the same night. Solution: ditch the first date midway, steal her car and take the other woman to the movies
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Secret Service agent dies from stress of protecting John Bolton
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(Axios)
 
 
 
More than half of Trump voters worry MS-13 will target their family. Why are people so scared of the 13th house of representatives district of Mississippi?
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
72 hour countdown
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My girlfriend and I got together after getting out of toxic relationships. She has severe anxiety; when she met my family, she got drunk to cope, talked about porn and abuse in front of kids. How can I undo their perception of her?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My girlfriend and I got together after getting out of toxic relationships. She has severe anxiety; when she met my family, she got drunk to cope, talked about porn and abuse in front of kids. How can I undo their perception of her?"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New study suggests that 'teenagers prefer family time to sex.' Why_not_both jpg
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
What happens when a DNA test upends your world by giving you unexpected paternity news?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
What happens when a DNA test upends your world by giving you unexpected paternity news?
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Tue July 17, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
IF you are wondering why "Chemtrails" Kelli Ward hasn't dropped out of the AZ GOP Senate Primary yet, it's because she has her very own Daddy Warbucks with a bottomless wallet, Billionaire Robert "Cambridge Analytica" Mercer
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
"Old man" from Pawn Stars cuts son from will. Shouldn't have tried lowballing him
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
"Old man" from Pawn Stars cuts son from will. Shouldn't have tried lowballing him
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Trump, you just made yourself Russia's biatch on the world stage. How much more subservient can you go? Trump: Hold my Big Mac (with "I'm Eric's the smart one of the family" screenshot goodness)
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Toddler trapped in front load washer presents conundrum to online world: Hot or cold setting? Fabric softener or no?
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Mon July 16, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Article praises homebiogas as easy, clean, climate-friendly energy. Subby's wife unconvinced, upholds "double bean dip taco Tuesday" ban
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If your daughter is going to be a pole dancer later in life you might as well start training her when she's young
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Bear takes on inflatable shark in family's backyard, will never live down the security camera footage
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dear Fox News: I'm running for Senate as a Republican. My Democrat parents are so furious they're backing my opponent
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(Junkee)
 
 
 
The greatest Christmas movie of all time that recently turned 30 is not actually a Christmas movie, according to Bruce Wills. "It's a god damn Bruce Willis movie"
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Sun July 15, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. It's still legal for 7-year-olds to labor in tobacco farm fields. You know, if you need a little extra income for that family budget
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Jacques Cousteau had a secret family, was awarded as many Oscars as Meryl Streep, and wouldn't have been nearly as accomplished if it weren't for Guinness
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Sat July 14, 2018
(The Score)
 
 
 
Super Bowl ring up for sale **family drama included at no extra charge**
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
My Little Pony, the Hiatus, week 5. We've lasted this long, we can last one more week, so here's a music video of EG Fluttershy. Cartoons Saturday on Discovery Family 11:30am ET as usual. Pants optional, but the beer must be cold
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Remember the great American family-vacation road trip? Yeah, they seem to have driven off the road
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Experts are concerned that even in 'family mode,' having a sex robot in your home might be damaging to children. Well, duh. At the very least, confusing
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Roger Perry dies... or gets transported onto the Starship Enterprise, one or the other
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It seems that the State of Indiana has spent more than $20 million dollars to clean up a string of abandoned gas stations formerly owned by one Michael Pence and his family
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(NFL)
 
 
 
DeMarco ReTired
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Fri July 13, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One perk of being a mob boss that's under surveillance by the NYPD is that if somebody tries to whack your son outside your house the cops will get the whole thing on video
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Modern Family showing its age after being snubbed from comedy Emmys for the first time in 9 years
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Caught on video: They thought a squirrel was eating their tomatoes, but it was the mailman
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Caught on video: They thought a squirrel was eating their tomatoes, but it was the mailman
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
My family says they are Bavarian, so I was raised wearing unwashed Lederhosen. Turns out I should have been wearing a Sari
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Arizona congresscritter defends his 140 mph speeding by claiming legislative immunity while on his way home to see his family. Tag says it all
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
At least four sheriff's cars are parked outside Bill Cosby's home at all times. Not sure if that's to keep him safe from Philly, or Philly safe from him
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(CW33 Dallas)
 
 
 
Can separated immigrant children just walk out of shelters? Technically, yes. "How to properly confine children is a thorny issue in Texas"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Remember how much fun road trips used to be back in the day? Don't make me pull over
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"Yes, we're about to reunite you with the child you've been separated from for months. First we have just a few questions for you to answer. Ok, first question: are you a Christian?"
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
The Rock gives the people's elbow to a building with his robot leg in 'Skyscraper'
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Mom of Waffle House shooting survivor buys wedding dress for life-saving waitress
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Thu July 12, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen's new lawyer says Trump may have committed impeachable offense. Subby can't wait to hear Rudy Giuliani 911 comments on this which will, most likely and hopefully, make things worse
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Getting divorced to be able to better afford your child's healthcare. This is an idea being considered in the richest land on Earth
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Canadian city turns over streets to marauding family of Merlin falcons. Run, run for your lives
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"An Ohio strip club law prohibits patrons from touching a nude or seminude dancer unless the patron is a member of the dancer's immediate family." So *that's* how it is their state
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Baby hears mom's voice for first time after getting cochlear implants packaged with lots of dust
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Willy Wonka actress in critical condition after suffering a stroke. You're turning violet, Violet
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Someone choked and died at a Mets game and, surprisingly, it wasn't any of the Mets players
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Wed July 11, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
This is why you spell out everything in writing, especially when dealing with family and real estate
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
This is why you spell out everything in writing, especially when dealing with family and real estate
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man shocked, SHOCKED to discover family friend is an adult film star
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
PSA: Helium balloons float away, even it you do tie a £120 ruby ring to it
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Trump on his family separations at border policy: "Well, I have a solution. Tell people not to come to our country illegally." Like his wife did
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Every family has a crazy uncle. The NATO family photo shows that they are no different
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
So the Washington Post published a piece praising Kavanaugh's car-pooling skills and was immediately ridiculed for it
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
In the wake of Larry Nassar and Jerry Sandusky comes a letter from a parent that pretty much anyone who has kids, deals with kids, would like to one day be a parent, or be around parents even, might want to read
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Fake wellness blogger who made BS claims that she self cured her non-existent cancer and collected money for charities, but pocketed it instead, now on the hook for $400k
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man tied to tree. On the beach. And he is naaaaaaaaaaaked. The sun is there
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Man's body recovered from Chocolate Lake. Some searchers stayed dry and others just complain
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am happily married to a good man, but I have found myself having to fake it around him. He's a devout believer in his religion, and I have lost my faith; our religion traumatized me. How can I tell him the religion is wrong for me?"
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Brie Larson confirms Captain Marvel has finished filming
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Customs and Border Patrol interrogate woman and daughter because they have different last names, demand mom get letter from husband before traveling next time
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(CNN)
 
 
 
91 year old Mexican man who traveled to California to see his family for the 4th of July is greeted with a) a hug, b) a flag, c) a brick
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Mon July 09, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently a 1.8% return rate is considered "progress"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Family dresses dead teen in Celtics jersey, props him up in chair with video game control, bag of Doritos for his wake
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hey, sis - who should I nominate to the Supreme Court? Oh, that guy? Sounds good
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
A couple of smokin' hot women used their, um, resources to influence the behavior of a young man. Well, duh
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Sun July 08, 2018
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Bay area residents arrested while bringing toys to migrant children, including 66-year-old daughter of WWII refugee
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The correct answer is actually "family restaurant," but we'll go with "crispy" and "crunchy" as a close runner-up
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
My Little Pony, the Hiatus, week 4. Reality sucks.This ride we are on will never end, so why not watch Equestria Girls - Rollercoaster of Friendship Saturday on Discovery Family 11:30am ET. It's either that or mowing the lawn or washing the car
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
This is not the first tragedy for the coach of the boys soccer team trapped in a cave. He cheated death as a 10-year-old when a killer disease claimed his entire family
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Fri July 06, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Robert Plant reacting to eight year old drumming Good Times Bad Times
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
One benefit of the U.S. missing out on the World Cup this year? The death of the American soccer troll. And now to read the comments on Fark dot com
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Unstoppable 'blind' robot dog that can hunt in complete darkness and it's game over for humanity
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Mom's secret recording catches kindergarten teacher calling 5-year-old a "loser." Fark: A 33-year veteran teacher who was named teacher of the year this year
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Anne Frank's family tried in vain to flee to the US, likely discovered they all couldn't fit in her two-seater airplane
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Sending out an SOS to the world
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Thu July 05, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
One advantage of staying home to do your homework is that you're not stuck in a flooding cave
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
One advantage of staying home to do your homework is that you're not stuck in a flooding cave
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
'Shoah' director Claude Lanzmann has died
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Indian police determine 11 family members found blindfolded, gagged, with hands bound behind their backs definitely committed suicide
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Refugee who fled his country and made it into the US decades ago supports Trump because "I got mine, so fark you"
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Goofus finds his son applying eye makeup and ships him off for conversion therapy. Gallant says, "That looks so frickin' awesome." Hero tag is for Dad
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Local church holds undocumented migrant family in chain link detention pen
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I recently caught a married supervisor receiving oral sex from a co-worker twenty years his junior during one of our office parties. I failed to report it to HR and did not join in. We thought they were having an affair; what do?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I recently caught a married supervisor receiving oral sex from a co-worker twenty years his junior during one of our office parties. I failed to report it to HR and did not join in. We thought they were having an affair; what do?"
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(The Root)
 
 
 
So, we can add "Dead" to the list of things that black folks can't be in public anymore
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Mon July 02, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There are a whole bunch of TrumpFürher's relatives in this neck of the woods. Since we're talking his ancestral village of Kallstadt, Germany: idontknowher.gif
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Joe Parkinson announces retirement, says last event will be at the Pipe Masters. Heh. "Pipe Masters"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Liberal media" indeed: Melania Trump earned between $100,000 and $1 million for royalties for use of photos of the first family which were bought by media outlets with the stipulation that they could be used in "positive stories only"
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you search and search for years for the sister you never knew and then she moves in right next door to you?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Trump Administration says "it's a myth" that families that ask for asylum at ports of entry are separated. So, of course here are the records that show that it's happening all the time
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Remember when our grocery store was completely shut down so that Michael Jackson could come in and shop like an ordinary person? Good times, weird...but good
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Today's fark ready headline; Goddamn, John Tortorella is PISSED
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Liam Payne and Cheryl Cole are both back on the market
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Sun July 01, 2018
(Gamespot)
 
 
 
The Grail is back as Jesse and Tulip seek to escape Angelville--but not before Tulip has to fulfill God's will and "get rid of those sonsabiatches." Will the Custer family escape the wrath unscathed? Will Lara? Preacher, 10 PM ET on AMC
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"'How scared you are': Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez shreds Newsmax host for publishing photo of childhood home"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"I'm from South Dakota, and I come from a ranching family and we have fencing to keep cattle and horses in that's better than the fencing that we have on the border," whines Tomi Lahren
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: How my family got here
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Dear Troubleshooter: I'm in my 80s and afraid of dying. Over the past 15 years, my lifestyle and health haven't changed, and I have a great wife and family, plus tech toys. But still, how should I prepare myself mentally for death? Sincerely, Mr M
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Dear Troubleshooter: I'm in my 80s and afraid of dying. Over the past 15 years, my lifestyle and health haven't changed, and I have a great wife and family, plus tech toys. But still, how should I prepare myself mentally for death? Sincerely, Mr M
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The oldest man in the U.S., Richard Overton, is 112. He's also a World War II veteran and the victim of identity theft as his entire bank account was cleared out
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(Cottage Life)
 
 
 
Would you / do you swim in the Great Lakes?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Adopted woman meets her biological mom for the first time. Fark: She's 79 and her mother is 100
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren accurately describes the concentration camps in America
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Trump declared a trade war with Equestria and demanded all ponies be arrested as they cross the border. Are you sure I made this up? It's My Little Pony the Hiatus, week three, cartoons Saturday on Discovery Family 11:30am ET
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dullard Duggar digs another hole for the family with a transphobic attack on jazz
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
New York Giants running back Saquon Barkley is going Beast Mode with his spending
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
New York Giants running back Saquon Barkley is going Beast Mode with his spending
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Four-year-old girl almost puts her dad in the doghouse after she tells her mom about a 'bra' in daddy's car
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Four-year-old girl almost puts her dad in the doghouse after she tells her mom about a 'bra' in daddy's car
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
228 pieces of evidence that seem to indicate Pres. Trump's "zero-tolerance" policy was an afterthought
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Bad: Your teenager has a school hit list. Worse: Police find your home filled with loaded guns. Murica: All charges dropped, sorry to bother you fine citizens
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Parasailing accident leaves woman drifting in the wind for 45 minutes. Fark: After she finally crashed, rescuers had to scare away an alligator to reach her
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Parasailing accident leaves woman drifting in the wind for 45 minutes. Fark: After she finally crashed, rescuers had to scare away an alligator to reach her
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Annapolis shooting suspect "wanted to get revenge" on journalists who reported on his guilty plea to charges of harassing a woman he went to high school with
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jahi McMath declared dead. This time for real
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Thu June 28, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
What does Ben Rothlesberger do that Jameis Winston doesn't?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
As a service to Fark members, we present this article for you to forward to your managers and HR departments
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Remember, it's never "my" cock ring; it's always "a" cock ring
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's official: Building a career is more of a priority than having kids
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Drunk driving can get you in the local paper so all your friends and family can see your awesome new scar
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My nephew got out of prison for the second time; he's lied and cheated and stole his whole life, including from his family. He's dealing drugs out of my sister's home; she refuses to see him as a criminal. What can I do to help her?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Suspect New Jersey organization places severed horse head in NFL player's bed
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(Break)
 
 
 
Headline says it all: 'Handjob Cabin Is A Movie About A Ghost That Jerks You Off To Death". For once, subby won't be in his bunk
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Tue June 26, 2018
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Texas emotional support pigeon found alive and well in Oklahoma. Apparently didn't fly United
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Creators of the election scenario game "The Machine Learning President" have no idea how the Mercer family got their hand$ on it
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
You know, you really have to pick one: 1) Hold your baby 2) participate in a street brawl. Because, when you try to do both things at once, bad things invariably happen
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Firefighters lend hose to family using kitchen pots to fill pool on boy's birthday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
George HW Bush gets a new service dog, Sully, who can do just about anything except make you a martini, but not to worry, Bill Clinton is on the scene
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Wayne Newton reacts to multiple home burglaries, no one can tell from his expression
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Thinking he's using the demo version of the brokerage software, man accidentally loses $1 million. Fark: Realizes his mistake, makes $10 million profit. Ultrafark: Brokerage won't give him his money
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
To the surprise of no one, LiAngelo sucks
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(The Week)
 
 
 
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the country that separated me from my family and wants to get rid of me
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband's brother and wife are toxic. When they asked us to be godparents, we accepted and started a savings account for our godson. They wiped the savings, paid off credit card debt, but put the money back. Should I be angry?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband's brother and wife are toxic. When they asked us to be godparents, we accepted and started a savings account for our godson. They wiped the savings, paid off credit card debt, but put the money back. Should I be angry?"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"This is what my six year-old and I endured in family detention. My son remembers it for what it was: a prison"
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Mon June 25, 2018
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Your craziest story of banging on a futon pales in comparison to this Indiana kid's
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Break out your "I know a guy" memes. Pawn Stars star goes to the great appraiser in the sky. No not that one, the old one
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Maybe your god is real, but I assure you MY god is quite fake. Now good day to you, sir. I SAID GOOD DAY
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What three things would you bring if you were stuck on an extremely crowded small island?
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Rattlesnakes living in your pool noodles? It's more likely than you think. Pleasant dreams
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Some Trump supporters apparently think Sarah Sanders drove to CT for dinner
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
When confronted with facts, the Trump supporter will often turn to ad hominem attacks, even if they are on live television--some would say especially. Let's observe this exchange on CNN, shall we?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
When confronted with facts, the Trump supporter will often turn to ad hominem attacks, even if they are on live television--some would say especially. Let's observe this exchange on CNN, shall we?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And here's Don Jr. proving once again that being tone-deaf runs in the family
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
WTF: Trump Administration conditioning the return of stolen and jailed children on parents waiving rights to asylum and self-deporting. Double WTF: Trump administration not actually giving the children back
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Sun June 24, 2018
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Jesse and Cassidy visit Angelville to save Tulip. Will Jesse's family reunion be the disaster he expects? Will God introduce himself to the world? Will Hitler's escape from Hell work? Will The Saint of Killers meet Satan? Preacher, 9pm ET on AMC
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Finally, a Game of Thrones wedding without any bloodshed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Florida white guy with guns kills his whole family. Now, how can Trump blame MS-13?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So I bought this today
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Sat June 23, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
They take one of ours out at the ballot box, we put one of theirs in the hospital - it's the Appalachian Trail way
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee so upset about his family being called racist he tweets images from a Nazi website
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Apparently maintaining a healthy marriage means celebrating every one of your marriage anniversaries at a Burger King for the last 50 years
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(Slate)
 
 
 
My children have terrible fashion sense. How can I fix their insistence on not wearing socks when they wear sandals or mixing plaids with stripes?
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
My Little Pony - the Hiatus, week two. Ever wonder about the inner working of a Brony? Less mechanical parts than you would think. it's Bronies: The Inner Workings. Also regular cartoons Saturday on Discovery Family 11:30am ET
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Legendary astronaut Buzz Aldrin is suing his family for fraud. Boy, Thanksgiving dinner will be quite awkward this year
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you know why a WWII veteran abandoned his family, assumed the identity of a long-dead 8-year-old, and used it to work as an electrician for 26 years before committing suicide, the U.S. Marshals would like a word with you
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Man shows up at his own wake. Remains to be seen
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Vinnie Paul, founding member and drummer for Pantera takes their song Cemetery Gates to a whole new level
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sarah Sanders declares she had a great time out to eat with her family and the chicken was excellent. No more questions. (SMOKE BOMB)
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
If you've always wondered what Foo Fighters and Adele would sound like together, your wish may come true
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Fri June 22, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Mother and son reunited after being separated at border. Stephen Miller inconsolable
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Article on Joe Jackson mentions Jermaine but not Tito. That's cold. Also, Joe Jackson is dying. Sad tag not available as it was beaten with a belt
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Just in case the BLUE wave isn't huge enough, Republicans and tiny-brained Trump pass a farm bill to harm all their dedicated rural (and for some stupid reason, Trump loving) fans. Congratulations farmers, you've reaped your benefit
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Abandoned baby left under stairwell 18 years ago graduates high school
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So that's how it is in their family
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man recalls being in the foster care system and carrying all his stuff in a garbage bag. Upon adopting foster kids, he notices that they are also carrying garbage bags. His dismay turns into the creation of Comfort Cases
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The GOP cannot call itself the party of family values anymore
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Thu June 21, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Denmark's players paid for a private jet so defender Jonas Knudsen could fly home and see his new-born daughter after the World Cup win over Peru
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
It's not every day you can get away with impersonating the Prime Minister of Morocco just to get a table at a restaurant, but yet here we are
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump yesterday: We will keep a "zero tolerance" policy on prosecuting families caught illegally crossing the border. Trump administration today: Yeah, we're gonna stop prosecuting families caught illegally crossing the border. Also today: we never said that
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Today's scripture reading comes from the book of Ezekiel, chapter 25, verse 17
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Family members of immigrants illegally detained in concentration camps are posting negative reviews of the accommodations on Facebook
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So, Resistance Genealogy is a thing
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hey you, yes you, stop staring at Elastigirl's butt
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Wed June 20, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump says he'll back off his administration's family separation policy, and manages to blame Obama for it. The shiatshow continues at The White House. The resistance continues here. It's your MSNBC thread. Strong drinks start at 8 p.m. ET
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Miss Complicit truly, truly cares about the poor migrant children. No seriously. Stop laughing, she really, really, really does
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Bourdain's squeeze Asia Argento's message to the world: Life's a biatch and then you die
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump hotel discovers DC liquor laws require license-holder to be of "good character." Ruh-roh
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Teenager sent to hospital because of venomous A: Snake? B: Spider? or C: Caterpillar?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Those kids Trump is stealing from parents? No idea how they're going to reunite them, if ever
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Not news: Same-sex marriage. News: Royal Family to have same-sex marriage
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah on Trump's TV Cabinet defending his immigration policies: "What the f*ck?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump supporters weigh in on family separation crisis. Their responses, and pictures, are what you'd expect
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Re/code)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, we heard you like autoplay ads in your private messages so we're putting autoplay ads in Messenger. Enjoy - love, Facebook
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ten things Republicans can do about family separation at the border instead of doing nothing, including harvesting unicorn farts for renewable energy
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(Macomb Daily)
 
 
 
Nine students arrested after turning in textbooks, throwing left & right hooks during Last Day Melee
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(Slate)
 
 
 
My husband refuses to get a vasectomy despite the fact that I've told him to on multiple occasions. Should I start withholding sex from him until he obeys?
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(PBS)
 
 
 
A big talking point excusing taking kids is they need to do it 'the right way.'. So, naturally, here is a story about a family seeking asylum at a port of entry having their 1-year old baby taken
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
25-year-old man arrested after he climbed a balcony and told a 12-year-old girl he was looking for a party. Suspect said he would not be pressing charges against the girl's mom for yelling at him, which caused him to fall
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I have been married for 23 years; we have 4 children. He started picking fights with me; we saw a marriage counselor. I learned he'd had affairs and our counselor told him not to tell me. Who should I be angrier at?"
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
On the channel that used to be ABC Family and housed the 700 Club two women have a frank discussion about cunnilingus, lesbian cunnilingus during prime time. Prime time indeed
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Math problem: DHS Secretary says immigration fraud cases are up 315%. This means 0.25% of total cases were fraudulent, or 191 total fraud cases. So explain to the class, Madam Secretary, why were over 2,000 families separated in the last 6 weeks?
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Trump administration is tossing the parents back over the border and keeping the kids for...wait, why are they keeping the kids?
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Trump administration is tossing the parents back over the border and keeping the kids for...wait, why are they keeping the kids?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Reset the rapper clock
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Couple raising 14 boys say they have no regrets, clean socks
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
And now the UN weighs in on Trump's family separation policy. I'm sure Trump will change his ways now that he has a chance of receiving a sternly-worded letter
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Family Matters, but not much
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Incredibles 2 now comes with a warning thanks to animators' bright idea. Tag is for audience reaction
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Commandant Nielsen: We do not apologize for breaking up families, in fact how do we know these even are families? Perhaps these aren't children but very short criminals like in that Bugs Bunny cartoon
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turns out Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson are not very good at parenting. Probably because their kid keeps beating up Tommy Lee
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway claimed that "nobody likes" the Trump administration policy. Gee, if only she could find someone in the administration who has the power to change his own policy
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Angered at the outpouring of rage and support for immigrants, alt right rage Barbie Tomi Lahren demands to know "where the passion is for American citizens"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The last project this man did with his father was build his own coffin
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This is the document immigrants get before having their children taken from them
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Sun June 17, 2018
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Some guys tuck their favorite car inside their garage, this Aussie keeps a spaceship tucked away inside his garage for his new short film
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Harvard students penetrate deep into continent in order to conduct anthropological study
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(Some Spontn80)
 
 
 
"Dear Daddy" - What would you say to your Dad today if you could? What did your kids say to you? Our 11th year
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Sat June 16, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
For the price of a small San Francisco apartment, you can now buy 300 acres and a small California town
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
I doooooooooooooo, thud
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Does anyone know this 105-year-old's Fark handle?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Blue Lou reportedly inconsolable
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump told a female reporter to be quiet. Anyone wanna guess how well that turned out?
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
LaVar Ball discusses his wife's major stroke in his usual tactful manner
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(Illinois State Journal-Register)
 
 
 
"They go for your jugular," says Georgia grandmother who killed a rabid bobcat with her bare hands
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Hey, hey, hey. Bill Cosby has fired his entire legal team
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Art of the Squeal
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Here is how the American family has changed in the last 50 years, so basically there is no such thing as a typical American family anymore
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Family, dog, discover The Incredible Journey takes a lot longer without a cat
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Fathers' rights activist threatens to get his balls out on morning breakfast show - three female hosts hit panic button
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Thu June 14, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump yells angrily with a red face which is a sure sign that he's innocent, like when all children yell and scream and stomp their feet. You know they didn't punch their sister. She's lying
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
When these two little girls' balloon to heaven landed in this Good Samaritan's back yard, he heard their prayers and set up a GoFundMe for their medical expenses and for an epileptic service dog. As opposed to a normal dog, I guess
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Target pulls out of selling "baby daddy" cards for Father's Day
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Never one to ignore a repurposing opportunity, Bono dedicates inspirational song to Anthony Bourdain during U2 show at the Apollo, a song originally inspired by death of Michael Hutchence
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Wed June 13, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken marry the crocodile? Because Crocodooladoo is a great family name
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(Page Six)
 
Boobies
 
Rudy Giuliani bragged about affair, saying the woman's breasts weigh about 9-11 lbs each
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
NFL field goal kicker Graham Gano had to be "That Guy" during a family kickball game. Dad, really? REALLY?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Make me sign my kid out at the office? It's ass whuppin' time
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
"Honey, I'm home" "BUT YOU'RE DEAD" "I got better"
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
"Honey, I'm home" "BUT YOU'RE DEAD" "I got better"
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Troll Level: Grandmaster
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(Twitter)
 
Boobies
 
Porn plotlines have changed in 40 years
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
Woofday
 
Pit bull puppy saves family from fire, carries baby out of danger by diaper. Welcome to your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
'What's this snake doing slithering around my mom's nursing home room?'
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mother uses taco to distract fake cop. It was either fish or pork, depending on which punchline you want
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mother uses taco to distract fake cop. It was either fish or pork, depending on which punchline you want
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Does having your wedding photos taken in front of a raging wildfire even count as news anymore?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I have been married for 15 years. Recently, he lost his father; this sparked a discussion about getting our affairs in order. We're in our 40s. His whole family got plots next to his dad. I did not get one. What do?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I have been married for 15 years. Recently, he lost his father; this sparked a discussion about getting our affairs in order. We're in our 40s. His whole family got plots next to his dad. I did not get one. What do?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Never yell at your children in public; however, it IS okay to yell at other adults who might happen to glance in your direction when your child is completely nuts
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Kitchen towels can kill you and your family. Unless you're a vegetarian, in which case you can steam the towels and serve them over brown rice
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Pennsylvania, judge rules that apologizing after your kidnapping attempt doesn't reduce the severity of your kidnapping attempt, and it is not totally bogus for the cops to use your DNA from the apology letter to identify you
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The prevailing advice from a man who has eaten everything from rotten shark to sheep testicles? "Try and plan as little as possible"
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
You are going on a 35-minute drive. Do you a) make sure you have plenty of gas. b) buckle your seat belt. or c) put the kids in dog carriers
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A man has been arrested for the murder of a door-to-door debt collector. Subby is conflicted... What? Oh, subby is sad, that's it sad
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Sun June 10, 2018
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
LeBron James says free agency depends on his family. Meaning asking them which part of Los Angeles they would like to move to
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(Vox)
 
 
 
One of the many lies depression tells you is that you should feel ashamed of being its victim
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Sat June 09, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
There is no law that says your local pharmacy has to fax a prior authorization to your doctor to make sure you get the life saving medications you need, but the Massachusetts State Supreme Court says that they should probably do that anyway. Probably
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Eunice Gayson, who starred as Sylvia Trench, the first Bond girl, has died at age 90
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(BBC)
 
 
 
8-year old boy becomes youngest person to climb 450 ft high Old Man of Hoy sea stack, raises money for cancer charity and makes his terminally ill mum proud. His brass balls will be enormous when they eventually drop
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Chrysalis returns to exact her revenge on Starlight Glimmer and the Mane 6 Will there be exposition about a complicated plot, or will she just hire a hitpony? Find out on My Little Pony - The Mean 6 this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Son: Hey dad, I'm running for Congress and you're pretty popular with the kids, how about an endorsement. Dad: No
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Here it is just in time for 'Murica, the devastating story about the human toll of the Trump administration's inhumane treatment of immigrants and their children
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Here it is just in time for 'Murica, the devastating story about the human toll of the Trump administration's inhumane treatment of immigrants and their children
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Soft drink company says it will help its rivals with legal expenses
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Thu June 07, 2018
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Instead of bicycle, box contained bearded dragon. Would not order again"
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Couple loses custody of daughter due to a) alcoholism, b) parental abuse, c) receiving bad advice from God via a stuffed lion speaking in tongues
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Video shows boy playing Slip-and-Slide with plastic green alligator. PLOT TWIST: then the real thing shows up
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Wed June 06, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Ugly ass welfare recipients plan on having copious amounts of unprotected sex in order to produce even more ugly ass welfare recipients
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(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
"Kushner would habitually put in a stream of Requests For Information after he had seen the PDB or other briefings. These RFIs related to places where his family or the Trump Organisation had business interests, or wanted to have them." Oh Jared
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
The family of the late Chris Farley has filed a federal lawsuit against Trek Bicycle for naming its fat-tired bikes Farley, saying the bike company misappropriated Farley's name and traded on his "fat guy" brand of comedy
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Massive blaze engulfs Mandarin Oriental hotel in London's Knightsbridge area
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
It now costs one gazillion dollars a year to maintain health care for a family of four. The silver lining is the costs have levelled off
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
In other news, they both had pureed carrots for lunch, need a diaper change, and it's about their nap time
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Very hungry caterpillar has operation to remove bits of 8-month old baby from its mouth. Wait, strike that, reverse it
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Body of man 'obsessed' with Breaking Bad is found wrapped in plastic in New Mexico desert. Strangely not part of the script
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
With all due respect Mr. Clinton, could you please take a page from W, and just STFU and disappear?
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(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
It started as your run-of-the-mill obituary. By the fifth sentence you expect a banner flown from a plane reading "WELCOME TO HELL, MOM"
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
"A heroic story involving a turtle, goose, and unicorn played out this weekend in West Des Moines, and the whole thing was caught on video"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Our son has ADHD but is lazy; he gets out of homework and plays video games. Our daughter is the exact opposite; studious and serious. My wife stays at home; she ignores our daughter in favor of our son. How can I get things equal?"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Motorcyclist dies after crashing into bear in Oregon. Should have worn a bell
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Rob Ford's brother embezzled millions from his dead brother's widow and kids to prop up his failing business as he runs for leader of Ontario on a pro-business agenda. But he's NOTHING like Trump. Believe me
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Rob Ford's brother embezzled millions from his dead brother's widow and kids to prop up his failing business as he runs for leader of Ontario on a pro-business agenda. But he's NOTHING like Trump. Believe me
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Mon June 04, 2018
(KPLC Lake Charles)
 
 
 
You know, striking and killing a black man with your truck might just have been a horrible accident, but if you go home and chat online with your buddies about how you just killed "some [n-word]" and use a smiley emoticon, people are gonna double check
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I'M ERIC complains about his hard, hard life
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I'M ERIC complains about his hard, hard life
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Used to be, Florida was tough. Nowadays, everyone gets their panties in a bunch over a gator rearranging their porch furniture
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Best childhood friends find out five decades later that they are actually sisters after DNA tests
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Family can't necessarily make you crazy, but they can drive you there
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Sun June 03, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Another side effect of Brexit? The UK could run out of petrol and food if no true accord is reached
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Customs officials steal family's entire life savings and after 90 days are still scrabbling for a bogus reason to keep the stolen money
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Sat June 02, 2018
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
It's a Florida mystery. Someone keeps mailing these Florida people $8000 in cash and they want to put a stop to it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Has anyone thought about putting her face on a milk carton?
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
The CMCs want to join the School of Friendship even they are the best of friends already. Do they want to run a secret cookie bakery out of the basement? Find out on My Little Pony - Marks for Effort this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
Man kidnaps family to do yard chores, makes them recite the pledge of allegiance
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey, remember all of the joking that they should just keep Roseanne going except do the old Valerie Harper thing and call it "Roseanne's Family"? Well, that may not be a joke anymore
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dear Cop: Is it illegal to marry your first cousin in Indiana?
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Fri June 01, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
30-year-old son finally moves out of home...but not before calling the cops 'cause dad wouldn't let him look for his Legos
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My brother's fiancée blocked me on Facebook around my wedding. She told me it was because I had him walk down the aisle with my best friend and bridesmaid; she was outraged I put him with another woman. Do I need to apologize for it?"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Roseanne Barr "begged" ABC executives not to cancel her show
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Thu May 31, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
$4 to cover 1% of the damages the cop were responsible for after shooting a black man through his own garage door, then finding the gun they said he aimed at them was in his back pocket
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A pill normally used to treat toenail infections could actually help cure bowel cancer, says study from the Don't Make Me Plant My Foot Up Your Ass Institute
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Matt LeBlanc will no longer be on Top
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Samantha Bee calls Ivanka a "feckless c**t." So I guess Bee is, um, feckful? Fecked? Feckish or fecky? And what's a c**t? Chat? Coat? Cart? Clot? Coot? Cent?
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
"Hep A and Fears of Eating Out" subby stopped there and lingered a bit
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Fish curry recipe - the secret ingredient is peanut butter
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NRA: The vets love us. Vets: No, actually we don't
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Rockies fan was wondering why the foul ball was getting bigger and then it hit him
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Black Panther" stuntman covers rent money for family of fruit vendors beaten & robbed at gas station. Now if they can find an Infinity Gauntlet for the perps
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Wed May 30, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Greatest First Lady ever comes back in fighting shape, knocks out Hillary, tells liberal media to go to hell, saves America. Or pretty close to that
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(DW)
 
 
 
Headline: Pew survey of Europeans reveals 19 percent of Germans would disapprove of a Jewish family member. Article: Italians, British, and Austrians are even more bigoted
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(WSFA)
 
 
 
Probably a bad omen for an 8-year-old guest grabbed and mauled by a kangaroo in your safari attraction when your logo's lifted from "Jurassic Park"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I agreed to help my boss out with a site he runs outside of work. Then I found out it his "side project" is translating hentai. What should I do?"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Remains of US pilot shot down over Vietnam finally returning home. Jeez, how high was that guy flying?
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Andy Lincoln is quitting The Walking Dead, will exit in the upcoming ninth season
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Missouri Governor Eric Greitens (R) expected to announce resignation to spend more time with family, amateur photography hobby *UPDATE: It's official
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Panama City: come for the sunshine, stay for the vortex flinging pool noodles at your family
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Kylie Minogue sure doesn't look fifty
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Mon May 28, 2018
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
CHP cruiser knocks down motorcyclist on memorial ride, then arrests him for good measure
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
I hate my parents' favoring my younger sister. She and her baby hang out with them all week, and gets them and Grandma to feed the kid. When I visit with my child, they don't take care of us. I told Mom and Dad they should stop indulging sis
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(My Champlain Valley)
 
 
 
Vermont State Troopers are asking for help naming their new bomb sniffing dog. Since you're reading this on Fark, you know what to do
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(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Man pleads no contest to 5-year-old girl's rape, sentenced to 90 days of house arrest and doesn't have to register as sex offender. Article sums it up perfectly: "Burgess is very wealthy"
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The Torchwood cast reunited for a family photo
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Whatever happened to teenage car culture? When youths would go cruising down the streets listening to their bebop and drinking milkshakes? Those were the days
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Sun May 27, 2018
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Hey, America. Could you do us all a favor and stop exporting your stupidity and election conspiracy theories to the rest of the world?
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
How To Lose Friends, And Make Your Family Hate You, Too
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
You ever have one of your parents or in-laws demand the grandkids call them by a specific name? What would you do if your mother-in-law insisted she was called "Nama?"
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
DEA apologizes after a SWAT team kicks in the door of a wrong house and throws a flash grenade in a child's room
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Sorcery Act of 1971 makes it illegal to kill people with black magic? Good to know
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Spike hits adolescence, and adolescence hits him right back -- HARD. Can he ever show his face in public now that these growths have sprouted from him? Find out on My Little Pony - The Molt this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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(don't like Trump voters)
 
 
 
I despise Trumpers; family ties, regrets. or no. They voted the most vile candidate since A Jackson, despite all info. I hope all of them have a horrible life. no sympathy. Am I a bad person?
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Amazon claims "unlikely" string of events led to Echo's recording of family's private chat and sending it to random person
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Man tries to shoot down drone hovering near his home. Fires seven 9mm rounds. None of which hit the aerial intruder
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Group of friends who dig along the beaches in Normandy in hopes of unearthing dog tags worn by soldiers who landed there during World War II reunites one with family in Indiana
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Brazilian soccer legend Ronaldinho to wed his fiancees. May score twice in one night for the first time in his life
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Thu May 24, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For some reason, here is a picture of Liam Gallagher with a couple young clones and Selena Gomez
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Moby compares Morrissey to a "weird drunk uncle." This is a fight we needed
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ten of the top 20 drunkest cities in America are in Wisconsin
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Quitting smoking can be stressful. There are many ways to alleviate this stress, but the most effective method is to start smoking again
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Like Make a Wish Foundation, but in reverse
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Like Make a Wish Foundation, but in reverse
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Attention drivers: Bear right ... Bear right ... BEAR RIGHT
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Need some proof that a man marrying a woman half his age can really work? Let's catch up with entertainment icon Dick Van Dyke, 92, and his 46-year-old "child bride"
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Family opens natural cemetery in Montana, one without embalming and caskets, just like the ones Mafia families have been running for years in the New Jersey swamps
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Anthony Hopkins doesn't care about relationship with estranged child, is taking a low-key approach
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(Jay Gatsby)
 
 
 
Now you can spend the night in the house where Zelda and F. Scott Fitzgerald cheated on Link
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
After he was killed in a car accident, victim's dad made sure his son's girlfriend had a date to the Prom. Is it dusty in here or what?
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
Man on the street catches little girl falling from 5 meters above, tears leg muscle in process. "I would cry for my incompetence if I failed, but I succeeded. They were joyful tears"
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
Man on the street catches little girl falling from 5 meters above, tears leg muscle in process. "I would cry for my incompetence if I failed, but I succeeded. They were joyful tears"
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Tue May 22, 2018
(AOL)
 
 
 
Man who rammed restaurant was 'having breakdown,' according to pastor. Really? Because it sounds like his car was working just fine
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Man who rammed restaurant was 'having breakdown,' according to pastor. Really? Because it sounds like his car was working just fine
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(Metro)
 
 
 
So, new parents are encouraging friends and families to make appointments to see their newborns. What a conceited, terrible idea. OR IS IT?
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Student graduating from Christian-based homeschool angry because Publix refused to put cum on his cake
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
One of the teens killed in the latest school shooting told her parents two weeks ago that the killer told her he was going to kill her. After the shooting the Dad asked why the teachers didn't see this coming
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Mon May 21, 2018
(NBA)
 
 
 
San Antonio is replacing their Silver Dancers with a family-friendly coed 'hype team'
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle has a rubber chicken museum now. Clark Griswold points the Family Truckster North
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Stuck coaster rider gets on Facebook live while 223 atop Valravn at Cedar Point
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