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Fri August 12, 2022
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Star Stink
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
It's a paradigm case, a paradigm case. Someone likes paradigm cases
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Thu August 11, 2022
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Remember when you were a kid. On a hot summer night the town would hold its heritage festival. And you and your lawyer would bike downtown to see the fireworks?
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Wed August 10, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Beast Mode rips off a tire on his 2020 Shelby GT500 and rim jobs Las Vegas
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If I was full of Guinness I would try to run the width of Ireland too, well except my back ah, sorry coach
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If I was full of Guinness I would try to run the width of Ireland too, well except my back ah, sorry coach
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Tue August 09, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hold on to your butts. Turtle comes out swinging at the DoJ
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(Fedscoop)
 
 
 
FEMA warns that the Emergency Alert System is vulnerable to hacking. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. OR MAYBE IT IS A DRILL. HONESTLY, WE'RE NOT SURE
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Mon August 08, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The phrase "Planned Obsolescence" gets thrown around, but if you own an Epson printer, say hello to "Planned Failure"
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Fri August 05, 2022
(Army Times)
 
 
 
Pentagon officials remind you not to erase the data on your phone, just in case they need information to use against you
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Thu August 04, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
The 4-day workweek trial in the UK has been a dismal failure...what's that...oh, a smashing success. Carry on, then
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
How to conspire to raise airfares with plausible deniability
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Fri July 29, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Robb Elementary School principal will not be scapegoated for the failures of the Uvalde Police
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Wed July 27, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Yeah, the IG who covered up the deleted Secret Service texts should probably step down, not "investigate" the problem
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Tue July 26, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Uvalde Robb Elementary School principal suspended for her failures in deadly school shooting. Welp, move along folks, we got her, justice has been served, everything's wrapped up, we're all good now
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Sun July 24, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Microsoft's 12 Most Embarrassing Failures. Windows Vista suspiciously absent
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Who throws a shoe? Honestly?
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Sat July 23, 2022
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
New Jersey's water is contaminated. With something new this time
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Fri July 22, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
The smell of weed has been used as the Great Boogeyman of America's Decline ever since people like Eric Adams needed boogeymen to explain their own failures
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Thu July 21, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Kevin, in light of your failure to put any Republicans on the J6 Committee, do you regret that?" "No, Sean. I refuse to learn from anything I do and would happily make the same mistake over and over again"
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Tue July 19, 2022
(The Register)
 
 
 
Apple to pay $50m for rotten butterflies
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Russia to Googles: You owe us $374mil for telling everybody about Ukraine. Googles: Keep looking, Vlad
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Running cover," "reporting failure," no "shred of credibility," "fake Russia Russia Russia collusion hoax," "disinformation," "false, liberal political propaganda" .... BINGO
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Sat July 16, 2022
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Okada make it rain on Jeff Cobb? Will SANADA "Breathe With The Switchblade"? Is Aaron Henare Tanahashi's greatest failure? Fark your "circadian rhythm": G1 CLIMAX 32: Day 1 starts @ 4:00 AM ET, LIVE and FREE on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Thu July 14, 2022
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
You know how Illinois cops failed to use existing red flag laws to prevent a mass shooting? You know how the Uvalde cops tried to cover up their failures related to a mass shooting? NYSP says "hold my beer" and does both
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(The Colorado Sun)
 
 
 
Here we have a woman who truly believes laws don't apply to her. District Court Judge Matthew David Barrett issued a warrant for Peters' arrest and for her to be held in jail pending a hearing
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Wed July 13, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I'm only posting this because it made me laugh like an idiot
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Tue July 12, 2022
(Some Rural Iowan)
 
 
 
If your driving privileges are suspended in one state, and you're driving a stolen vehicle that you're suspected of stealing from a second state, you really shouldn't drive that vehicle into yet a third state in order to bail out your boyfriend
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Thu July 07, 2022
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Oh, so now we can't even send our children to camp with a loaded handgun
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Wed July 06, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
When a firm like Cushman and Wakefield would rather be in contempt of court than comply with a subpoena, you KNOW they are hiding some squirrelly shiat . But then what else would you expect from a firm that has worked for Trump for decades?
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Mon July 04, 2022
(Empire Magazine)
 
 
 
Oh no. After dismal box office failure of Avatar 2 and 3, James Cameron may not direct Avatar 4 and 5. Anyway
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Sun July 03, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
History's Epic Fails
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
History's Epic Fails
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Thu June 30, 2022
(Cheezburger)
 
Boobies
 
Well, thats one way to hold some bowls
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Odell Beckham Jr. commissions a painting of his Rams self helping his Browns self get off the ground. Up next: a painting of him getting his ass WHUPPED by the field goal kicker's sideline net
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Wed June 29, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Disney chooses three more years of failure
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Tue June 28, 2022
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1997, Mike Tyson's attempt to branch out into the culinary arts met with failure
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Apple's 12 biggest losers summed up on one single failure
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Father protects his family by leaving a loaded gun within reach of his 8-year-old son, who kills a 1-year-old girl, then gets arrested, creating a broken home
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Sat June 25, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
What is this over-achiever's Fark handle?
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Thu June 23, 2022
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
What's even dumber than starting a sketchy crypto company? Giving a $655 million loan to a sketchy hedge fund that defaults
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Tue June 21, 2022
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
9-foot-long boa constrictor found in Derby. That's a big hat
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Sun June 19, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Looks like it is a big McFailure
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Fri June 17, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
1 in 4 American expatriates are ex-patriots
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Thu June 16, 2022
(13 ABC Toledo)
 
 
 
So the final tally on the punishment for killing a frat pledge through hazing is...a few slaps on the wrist for helping prosecutors let the biggest fish get away practically scot-free
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Tue June 14, 2022
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Bedsore the size of a milk jug, bacteria resistant to 12 drugs, and kidney failure? The cure comes in a little vial, and will make your skin crawl
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Fri June 10, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Christopher Eccleston sure has some opinions
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Mon June 06, 2022
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
America is bizarro Lake Wobegon: not only are half of us below average, most of those who are above average think they're below average too
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Sun June 05, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
News: Feds investigating rash of dangerous drivetrain failures. Fark: It isn't Tesla
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Sat June 04, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jason Miller sounds concerned
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Mon May 30, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Eat up Martha
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Fri May 27, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Remember those monumental VW failures Phetaeon and CC? Where they tried to sell a luxury VW in America? Well, the execs forgot and they tried it again with the Arteon. Total sales this year? 47
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Thu May 26, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The Ruble remains on a 4 year high as another attempt is made to stop Russia to pay money to people who like money
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Wed May 25, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Error-free quantum computing gets real. In other news, a fault was just picked up in the AE35 unit and it's going to go 100% failure in 72 hours
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Mon May 23, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Google seems to have an unerring knack for killing off the very technology they helped to create. What's also unnerving is that they're resurrecting some, if not all, their failures. They'll never learn
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence used to imagine Ellen DeGeneres asking her questions to her during her Fark reading time
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Sun May 22, 2022
(MassLive)
 
 
 
There once was a ferry off Nantucket. The reservations? Someone mucked it. We are stuck in this place, so shut up your damn face, before I drown your ass in a bucket
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
There once was a ferry off Nantucket. The reservations? Someone mucked it. We are stuck in this place, so shut up your damn face, before I drown your ass in a bucket
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Sat May 21, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Four HDDs and/or SSDs in two different computers failed or had sporadic I/O issues in the past week. Should I A. check house for radon, B. get an exorcism, C just assume it's a coincidence, or D. replace the motherboards?
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Fri May 20, 2022
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
She was two fries short of a Happy Meal, but she created a McMess and acted like a McNut... she ended up a McBurglar
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Some tattoos remind you of your date's name or your "no ragerts," then there's the one that reminds you of your $40 billion faceplant business failure
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Baby formula shortage failure results when market power is concentrated into too few hands?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Putin and his inner circle are doomed, ordinary Russians are gathering pitchforks and torches to deal with his Ukraine failures
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Wed May 18, 2022
(WRAL)
 
 
 
A young North Carolina driver, without a driver license, crashed into a school bus this morning. Surprisingly, the driver wasn't a drunk Madison Cawthorn
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(Religion News Service)
 
 
 
Far-right publisher/pastor J.D. Hall is charged with DUI and weapons possession; claims his sobriety test failure was due to "vitamin D deficiency"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Google, how do you say, 'teats up' in Russian?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"The first phase of the war in Ukraine was a failure for Russia. The second phase is not going very well either" Now Putin's only hope is to turn the war into a grind and hope the west gets tired of caring about the war, and. yeah that could work
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Tue May 17, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Digital World, a company merging with Truth Social where Trump would then be chairman, is warning investors of its imminent demise
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Mon May 16, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Mali government pulls military out of regional G5 Sahel force after poor reception. In other news, this is link number 12345678
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Overdue? Put a cork in it
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Wed May 11, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Twenty-five box-office flops that you pretend you saw in the theater
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Mon May 09, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani dares Eric Adams to list 9-11 ways he plans to solve crime in NYC
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Thu May 05, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
America has a big dam problem
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Tue May 03, 2022
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania hires a bridge inspector in the wake of catastrophic failure of bridge in Pittsburgh, and being Pennsylvania, they manage to fark that up, too
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Fri April 29, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Judge denies TFG request to end contempt order. $10,000 per day - Not Yours
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Putin may use upcoming Victory Day to declare war on Ukraine because he, you know, can't declare an actual victory
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Thu April 28, 2022
(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Man loses his unique sunglasses while been chased by police. Police post to social media if anyone knows who these belong to, call the office. Someone did, the police kindly returned his sunglasses. Mugshot with sunglasses
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Wed April 27, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Meet Christina Warren, the collector who makes it her life's mission to collect swag from monuments to failure such as the Fyre Festival, CNN+, and, presumably soon, Truth Social and Twitter
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Tue April 26, 2022
(C|Net)
 
 
 
People with blood types A, B, AB are more likely than those with type O blood to have heart attacks, heart failure. Here comes the science
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Owl adopts two orphaned chicks after her own eggs failed to hatch. Hoo-win hoo-win
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Mon April 25, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Driver's Ed makes better teen drivers? The implications are staggering. Maybe this could work for other important areas of life such as sexual relations? Or even civics?
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(Taste of Home)
 
 
 
No need to alter your settings, as the cookies Monday Foodtab Discussion will be putting on your browser will not be used to track you in any way, although they may cause drool-related keyboard failure
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pringle's been arrested for producing donuts, claiming once he popped he couldn't stop
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Thu April 21, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Coincidentally, pattern of failures is the name of my Ted Nugent bagpipe cover band
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Wed April 20, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What working really hard to lay some pipe only to have it end in an embarrassing failure may look like
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
First there were the Pentagon Papers, then the Pandora Papers, now, the Facebook papers. Read through company docs on the January 6 riots. Failure on every level
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Sat April 16, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Senator willing to betray America for President upset said President attacked him due to his failure
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Fri April 15, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Over Covid and need something else to freak out about? Children are now suddenly catching liver failure with no explanation
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